Scenes From A Hat Thread

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY
And welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway?
I'm Drew Carey, let's come on down!

Yes, welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
That's right, the points are just like the plot of Sonic the Hedgehog. Completely irrelevant.
Let's start with a game called Scenes From a Hat!
Now, the game is simple: I collect suggestions for our anons to act out, the good ones go in this fancy hat, the bad ones are used for Hot Wheels' cage.
And our first suggestion is:

Things you never hear in Bioware's offices.

You know, the story really doesn't matter.

Gameplay is important.

"I think we should stop hiring from fanfiction.com."

Should we add a colorblind mode?

Let's map it out on the whiteboard.

Our next project will not be an RPG.

"We can take criticism, let's ease up on the moderation"

What Hideki Kamiya is thinking right now.

C'mon guys, we need to make this sequel better than the original devs!

Blocked.

why i am so bald??

Maybe if I stopped blocking people on Twitter… I'd finally have some frien- Oooh American titties!

Bayonetta's legs

Blocked

Fantasizing about Bayonetta without glasses

pic related

I hope Bayonetta-chan likes this 2B dakimakura.

I wonder what the best way would be to adapt this franchise about playing tennis into a video game…
Got it, hack and slash.

If video games were soap operas.

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What do you mean by "different genre"?

Itagaki a shit.

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VN's are vidya so they already are

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT

FUCKING GAYMERGAYS

DmC

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The Australians actually have this shite with some esports faggots, y'know.

RINOA! PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT!

He just leveled up

"This season's shocking twist is available now for only $9.99 in the EA shop."

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You win

Jack, do remember what day it is tomorrow?

Oh Roid-Todd, stop taking it out on your wife!
WHY WON'T THEY BUY MY GAME!!

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"Season pass only $19.99"

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"Bastilla, I have… AMNESIA."

(checked)
Fucking captcha slowing me down.

Gearbox's next new "hit".

An "old school" arena shooter with cards!

A live stream of Randy Pitchford's suicide by hanging.

Battleborn: A Telltale Game
Gameplay Designer: Dean Takahashi

Borderlands: The Pre-Cum Post-Apolcapytic Prequel Sequel Adventure Game.

Battleborne: A Realm Reborn

Pay2fuckmywife: a bankruptcy story. Half off if you buy Battleborn.

Their stock prices hitting the floor.

Duke Nu-*Shoot*

FPS and the main character is a black transsexual lesbian, with an afro.

Borderlands: This One is even Worse!

"What if there was visual novel but instead of romancing the women you just respected them on twitter?"

Anthony Burch getting fisted by characters from Battleborn. I call it "Buttleburch".

Anthony's cucking simulator.

Gun Cucks: A progressive new look on the FPS genre about men saving their wive's lovers from imminent danger.

Poker with microtransactions. You start with a 3, a 5, and two 9s of diamonds, each new card is $0.99 - $2.99, or $30 for a full suite bundle*.

*(Jacks and Kings sold separately. Queens pre-order exclusive.)

Battleborn Remastered HD Collection 2.8 Redux Zodiac Limited Edition Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Borderlands 3: super enriching porn.

Duke Nukem: Strong black tranny edition.

Buck Cuckem: Bazinga Edition

Nightly prayers of Hideo Kojima.

Bulletstorm's Big Battleborn Bazinga

"I hope they riked it."

"Dear Lord Carpenter, and his servants the Wachowskis twins,…"

"Pureesu gaijin becomu evenu mooru puretentiosu"

"I really hope they'll hire me on in Hollywood"

"And please let the entire executive board of Konami be raped to death."

"How can I add Joosten to stranding"

Will I see MSG in the pachinko parlor?

"Prease ret trump be kirred so horrywood propaganda stays in power and I can join the circrejerk with my Jew friendsss"

Why wasn't I born Jewish?

"I wish I was American hotdog"

"Huey did nothing wrong!"

"Prease notice me Mikkelsen-senpai."

That should be #happygoyim


Meanwhile, at the offices of EA.

How can we convince people to pay for reloads

"Hey, Frank, where ma money?"

At the water cooler:
"Hello, Shmerkowitz! Have you been cutting content out of finished games and selling them as expensive DLC lately?"

"…and then, after we lower the jet, we announce FIFA 2019"

"THAT'S GENIUS JOHNY, PLEASE COME HOME WITH ME TONIGHT AND FUCK MY WIFE"

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"… and then I told the goyim Andromeda WASN'T A FAILURE!"

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He-he-hey! My favorite subsidiary! I won't name your name because you know who you are. Its you. I wanted to let you know that the game is looking great, but that main mechanic your using as a selling point? Scrap it and package it as DLC. Don't worry about changing anything in the base game, just leave it as is. Think of it as "In-Game Incentivized DLC Marketing". See ya around alright?

now how do we make those goys buy the next mass effect game?

"How many niggers do you think we should add in to make the quota?"

If user was in Super Mario.

Are… Are we the baddies?

I CAN'T TAKE A SHIT, THE TOILET HAS EYES

whats a QPU?

"I can't fuck this…"

Can I fuck that tree?

"Gas the Koopas! Race War Now!"

"I can fuck this…"

"Why Peach doesn't have a feminine penis?"

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MUH QPU ALIGNMENT

Hey yoshi
haha

HOO HOO! YOU'RE A FAGGOT

"Boy, I hope I can make it over there with half an A press!"

Never change guys.

So, you really can do a half A press.

With all these coins lying around can I just pay someone else to save the Princess?

Remove """"""""""Henry""""""""""

Hey Mario, you're going down every pipe but Peach's.

What Yoko Taro is thinking right now.

"Will I ever be able to get this stupid thing off my head?"

I'll make an actual good game next time, maybe.

"I made the robot, but why can't I fuck her?"

Never get your Botox from Mexico.

2B's ass

I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

"Where's that /agdg/ thread, now? I need some more inspiration"

"I hope those autists on Holla Forums don't make me another stupid card…"

"I can't believe they let me make games after Drakengard 3"

okayu.. so… for mah.. nextu game, i wirr make a pretty girr in minni skurrt. and… it wirr take prace in.. FUUTURERUU PASTU DISTOPIRRIA!

"If Kojima can make movie games, then why can't I make slut trainers?"

When I'm finally a success, people will stop associated the name "Yoko" with destruction!

The Good News and the Bad News.

I found a monkey paw

Good: we're all still on Holla Forums
Bad: we're all still on Holla Forums

Good news is its cracked.

Bad news is its got denuvo.

Every kickstarter campaign.

sonic mania was released for the PC recently!
but it has denuvo

Underrated post.

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Good news: Overwatch is finally dead.

Bad news: Lawbreakers took its place.

We have made this awesome new grand strategy game to fight paradox monopoly
But we decided to sell it only if you have a diverse sexuality

The good news is that it'll be all over soon. The bad news is that soon is not soon enough

Good news; it's limited edition!
Bad news; it's just a graphic.

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Good News: Blizzard revealed warcraft 4!

Bad News: Fuck, Blizzard is still terrible

Good News: We're bringing back your favorite old school forgotten game for a sequel!

Bad News: For mobile, in a completely different genre and Pay 2 Win, I mean free 2 play!

Hey user, congratulations on finally getting a job developing video games! It's a shame that the only studio that wanted you was Ubisoft, but hey, at least you'll be able to fix For Honor…right?

The 90s are back!
Now get a job you fucking nerd!

Bizarro World video games.

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AAA games with good gameplay

games with a late 90s-early 00s size and quality expansions instead of shitty small DLCs

hey this game called borderlands the presequel is great! I should tell me friends about it

Here's this game with free expansion pack and new addition to the main game

Quickbooks player count is WHAT?!

Innovative and good non-animu JRPG

"Team Fortress 2? Is that a BattleBorn clone?"

As a member of Valve's PR team, I just came by to ask how you're enjoying our latest IP, you know we respond to everything you have to say.

Just a reminder not to purchase any games that in the long run you won't own when they eventually shut down their servers down, its customer first here, and we care about you, and what you have to say.

star citizen exists

'The fuck is "Windows"? Whose gonna use that over Linux?

"It sure is nice that I can purchase a game on one platform and have it become available on all my platforms. Microtransactions? What're those? Free to play? Did you hit your head or something?"

All these right winger having their way with video games making them apolitical. When will there be a game that panders to minorities and communism?

Video game characters as potrayed by Scooby Doo.

Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!

RUH-ROH RACK, A ROMB

Rome, rat reast rit ras refore rI rucked reveryring rup.

RAHROUKEN

Whut ish rah man bhut a misherhuble rittre pire roh rihcrets

Rake my Rife, Snake

RUCH RUST ROR REVENGE

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Rike rhe goo rol days rafrer rine ereven!

What really goes on at Nintendo.

How do you do fellow gamers?

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I CANTU WAITU TO PUT RAVING RABBIDU IN METROID PRIMU 4
THEY ROVE IT

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"WOW THOSE GEEMU SELL REALLY GOOD IN AMERICA, TREEHOUSE MUST BE A GREAT BRANCH OF THE COMPANY AND DOESN'T NEED QUALITY CONTROL AUDITS AT ALL"

"oh man how can we compete with day one DLC, season passes, early accesses and paid mods?"

I GOT IT!

I'm sure we won't be selling more than half a million of these things.

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And that's it for tonight's Whose Vidya is it Anyway!
Tonight's winner: ae769c, with 5100 points!
Until next time, good night everybody!
Sorry for not coming back sooner, guys. I've been quite busy, and I may not be back for another Whose Line thread for quite some time.
Know that Drewanon lives.

Hard Mode is unlocked after beating the game whether you have amiibos or not. Fusion mode is just Hard with a fusion skin. You are missing absolutely nothing gameplay-wise by not buying amiibos.

And it's Aeon, not Elon.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

FUCK

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The winning ones aren't that funny

Winning is for losers anyway

Go back to Cuba, Trudeau.

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10/10 thread

where were the funny posts