Scenes From A Hat Thread

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY
And welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway?
I'm Drew Carey, let's come on down!

Yes, welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
That's right, the points are just like the plot of Sonic the Hedgehog. Completely irrelevant.
Let's start with a game called Scenes From a Hat!
Now, the game is simple: I collect suggestions for our anons to act out, the good ones go in this fancy hat, the bad ones are used for Hot Wheels' cage.
And our first suggestion is:

Things you never hear in Bioware's offices.

You know, the story really doesn't matter.

Gameplay is important.

"I think we should stop hiring from fanfiction.com."

Should we add a colorblind mode?

Let's map it out on the whiteboard.

Our next project will not be an RPG.

"We can take criticism, let's ease up on the moderation"

What Hideki Kamiya is thinking right now.

C'mon guys, we need to make this sequel better than the original devs!