Going to Blow your Mind

It's just your brain on /k/.

/k/ shits on salt rifles all day, they only live by the battle rifle.

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Aliens control the fucking Earth, of fucking course humanity lost the war. That's like saying Germany lost WWII; it's common fucking knowledge all but spelled out for you.

Next you're going to tell us that Mario doesn't headbutt blocks, but punches them. -GASP!!-

You can't read at all what OP just said.
Off yourself.

Proof?

wut anyway dubs

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Not cannon.

That's fucking retarded, small arms don't outright lose you wars.

lol semen

Yeah, it doesn't look like a cannon.

Thas dum. You never see one because Valve decided the full auto weapon should be a submachine gun, and they aren't going to make extra models just for NPCs to hold them. There was a heavy machinegun in Opposing Force though.

Do you understand how stupid you sound?

Oh boy, a dubs thread!

He's actually very smart and educated, you're just an inbred nigger who can't read.

The only thing that blew my mind about your post is how unbelievably fucking retarded you are

They lost the war because the enemy was literally teleporting everywhere they liked and landing Citadels in every major city.

I'm going to blow your mind even more than you tried to blow my mind

There will never be a half life 3 because We are half life 3.
CERN IS black mesa.
The Large Hardron Collider is the Anti-Mass Spectrometer
Black Mesa created the Resonance Cascade
CERN created the Mandela Effect
It's called HALF-life because HALF of us remember half of life being different via the Mandela Effect Resonance Cascade

htt p://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Resonance_Cascade
archive.is/yszmI

htt ps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro_black_hole
archive.is/nJebq

htt p://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Mass_Spectrometer
archive.is/cZSZ8
htt p://cms.web.cern.ch/tags/extra-dimensions
archive.is/2gxOQ

htt p://phys.org/news/2015-03-mini-black-holes-lhc-parallel.html
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htt p://www.huffingtonpost.com/george-elerick/cern-scientist-reassures-_b_8411468.html
archive.is/HQwsX

htt p://www.zmescience.com/science/cern-experiment-dimension-23845234/
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http s://search.cern.ch/Pages/WebResults.aspx?k=dimensions
archive.is/KYvu2
http s://search.cern.ch/Pages/WebResults.aspx?k=black+hole
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http s://search-new.cern.ch/Pages/results.aspx?k=black%20hole
http s://search-new.cern.ch/Pages/results.aspx?k=dimension

I can understand why anons could feel that way, but I posted this because of how I realized how deeply intertwined the events that are taking place are with videogames, specifically with Half-Life, that I know Holla Forums is always talking about and hoping for a sequel (half-life 3) but I came to the realization that We, as in Us in real life, are the sequel.

htt p://www.imdb.com/title/tt2548396/?ref_=cs_ov_tt
archive.is/hUsZf
htt p://www.imdb.com/title/tt2697688/?ref_=tt_rec_tti
archive.is/7a7NX

just like space is a deception- quantum suicide, and parallel universes are also a deception. dimensions are different however, (dimension definition: a part or feature or way of considering something)

look at all the signs that show how much the agenda seems to want to push the idea the CERN is responsible for the mandela effect, like the image where they hold the sign. this is actually a deception because God is responsible for the mandela effect, "The changing of the way we are considering our reality".

there's no other universe. there is no "in my universe it was like this" we are here and things are changing here. as I showed in the other link they are even making a movie about cern and mention reality being altered.

don't confuse this with heaven, which is the real universe. our universe (here on earth) is the fake matrix, and in the fake matrix here, we are experiencing the mandela effect. (context, reference)

Is there Half-Life porn?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia