Why are the men in MGS so handsome? The more you look into them, the more you become attracted to them every minute

He's so far into the closet he's dug a hole out of the house. He's a pozcock loving gook mongrel and he knows it.

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Holla Forums never ceases to make me laugh; they get through derailing this shit quicker than 4chan can ever do.

God I fucking hate you degenerate faggots.

you a degenerate now mane

Because you're fucking gay.
Probably does help you're staring at ass most the time, admittedly.

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That feel good, big boy?

unlike 4chins, 8/v/ is straight as hell