>Elves

Everyone knows elves are blond Koreans.

I think goblins are the Jews.

Depends on the setting. Tolken dwarves were clearly the jews.

The subversion of genreshit fiction is pretty funny.

Please don't defame elves in this way

They're certainly inbred enough to be

Remind me more of the ancient Chinese. One of the oldest cultures who were more advanced for a long period of antiquity but made the mortal mistake of combining arrogant isolationism and resting on their laurels to a degree that they basically just stopped advancing in any meaningful way. This inevitably bites them hard when the rest of the world keeps chugging along and one day the grunting monkeys they once disdained have tec h they can't match, a grudge from countless past insults, and a eye on all your land, resources, and magical baubles.

Tolkein based the Dwarf language on Hebrew and every modern conception of dwarves is based on Tolkein.

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Dwarves are not all that Jew-like compared to goblins, who are almost exactly like Jews. Goblins are frequently portrayed as businessmen and leaders/owners of financial institutions. There is nothing more Jewish than that.

I'd go on to say that dwarves are usually portrayed as jovial, hard working, and generally pretty trustworthy. None of these are Jewish traits.

Yeah, because later neckbeards are pussies too afraid to depict them as greedy manlet kikes like Tolkien.

They love gold, craftsmen, jewlers and became a nomadic tribe after loosing their homeland. But yeah, WoW and Harry Potter goblins are very jewish too.

Yeah, that's pretty accurate

They're wealthy liberals, user.

I suppose. I just never really thought of dwarves that way. Not even the Tolkien dwarves. They may be greedy and interested in riches, but they are far too friendly and hard working to be Jews. They stick to themselves too.

Is it possible to turn Skyrim elves into real elves and none of that ayy shit.

I'd love to see a fantasy game go back to the old look of elves.
Short little men who live in trees, or possibly the north pole.

I wonder who's behind ((this)) post. Or are you one of thise MGTOW Niggers who scorn White women yet worship Gook women and other more muddy women?

Loving gold and jewels are certainly pretty Jewish. But not being a craftsman. Craftsman work is too difficult for Jews. Jews are the best at banking and usury.

Piro>Deed

No.

I've seen Goblins portrayed as businessmen in other games aside from WoW.

Ever heard this? "YOU'VE GOT TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY."

Why have an elf when you could have an adorable little fairy instead?

No, Kniveears are a tribute to faggotry. Also why do I have the feeling that OP is a 48% American?

Faeries and elves are synonymous in some fantasy worlds.

Looks more like an ayy that has grasped the basic outline of what they want to disguise themselves as but still slamming into the uncanny valley with the details.

You sound like a Pajeet or some other mud showing his resentment of Whitey.

bully elves tenderly

Don't besmirch the dark elves by comparison so those creatures. Dark elves actually have civilizations.

Still a mud.

To be fair, Muds had amazing civilizations at one point. But then they reverted from enlightenment thinking to extreme conservatism, and became the shit they are today.

Not sure that a barely restrained chaos built upon self destructively screwing over everyone you know for the most fleeting of advantages with no long term thinking which would collapse immediately into an orgy of bloodshed if not for the universal fear of an insane deity really counts a true civilization.

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We're talking about the great Mudslime empires here, not niggers in Africa.

Hell, the Ottoman Empire lasted until WW2. That's hardly ancient history or anything.

Wait, WWI I should have said.

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You should stop drinking from plastic bottles, son.

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Just letting you know Niggers are the faggiest racial demographic in America.

What even are your arguments anymore?

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It's not gay if (((he's))) over 300

I don't see you complaining about manlets and nogs being fantasy races

True, but they're at different size scales and have different personalities.

As long as it remains restrained, then everything is fine. Relatively speaking.

I made this thread a good while ago, and yes it went something like.

I won't pretend to be an expert on anything to do with Mud history. I've had one world history class taught by some guy from Ukraine or somewhere like that. That's the limit of my knowledge. My only point is that they used to have powerful empires. Even if the descendants of modern Muds weren't directly responsible for their achievements. It's just not the same thing as the nigger WE WUZ KANGS delusions.

Aside from Egypt, I don't recall much of anything about African achievements.

You better not have meant Nigger there.

Last time I checked, Egypt was in Africa.

Oh right
Carry on then

My point was that it is one of the few noteworthy African countries.

Apparently the new evidence is that ancient Egyptians were light of skin and had reddish hair. At least the aristocracy.

That they do.

Fuck you

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This guy gets it. Elves are snobs, vegans and almost all of them are at least bi-sexual. In many cases they brag about how great their race is but whenever there's a big war/conflict going on they stay out of as long as possible because their greatness is just a faced to hide their cowardice and lack of empathy. If there is a fantasy race that embodies wealthy liberals more, I'd have to see it to believe it.
And like wealthy liberals irl, the only thing they really have going for them is that their women are good for one-night stands

I always thought of Dwarves as tiny Scotsman more than anything. Hardworking laborers with big egos and even bigger tempers.

Drow elves are the master race of elves.

I think of them similarly.

Fairies are super cute and fun to be with

SMELLY DUMB
KNIFE EARED SCUM

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I heard that.

It's not my fault those nymphos would even rape innocent orcs just to get some good-old BGC.
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Having that kind of power over a woman makes me rock solid

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It's one of the better fantasy fetishes imho.

You should work out your obsession with orc dick in another thread

you're a nigger.

don't billy the elfs

Fairies are best eat condoms.

How come the muds keep projecting their faggotry and other forms of dysfunction onto his betters?

boy i sure love video games

I swear I've seen this in a doujin somewhere.

Videogames suck

Videogames are another Jewish ploy, move along.

why must you be so gay?

I want to procreate with elves!

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Moving on beyond the shitposting, what are some depictions of elves in vidya that interest you?

I already said this, but I dig the direction they took the High Elves in WC3 to WoW (demon draining, demonic magic, blood red color, Kael'thas). Metzen and Co. ruined them by having the BEs join the Horde, lose their infernal spells, and see their prince turned into a meme boss. Even then, they still have one of the better faction leaders and are among the better player races when looking at the setting.

I wouldn't mind something unique. Faxanadu had some unique elves, in fact you play as one. The plot of that takes a hell of a twist and it's an all right game.

Don't get salty.

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I ain't opening that shit you halfwit.

High Elves in Warhammer Fantasy (it was vidya long before Total WaWa, shut up). They are being helpful by kicking Chaos' ass all around the world and they have high birthrates to sustain casualties.

Your faggotry is not wanted.

How is the game?

Dwarves

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Don't make me post my large collection of Orc X Dwarf stuff, don't you know that it is more popular than Orc X Elf in Japan?

elves are for the

It's true. Anti-Elf and Anti-faerie = Anti-Aryan.

Elf detected. How does it feel knowing Humans own you, knife eared scum?
If elves are our betters, why do they need all this propaganda depicting them as oppressed minorities?
Elves are Fantasy Jews, they say that they are the chosen ones and that all other races exist to serve them, but then invent a narrative of oppression and genocide to help further their goals.

Good choice on party members snek priestess is waifu tier.

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They're cool guys but they fucked up royally.

Anyone got those screencaps of people talking about how elves will eventually wither away and die while mankind/orcs/etc march on forever?

There was one that made comparisons to mankind holding up tattered warbanners on mountains while the elves hid in their forest cities in stagnation.

The only thing Elves are good for is as fuckslaves.

They make good waifu material.

Most of the main characters in WC3 are elves, so it's pretty much elf central.
I think the team did a decent job at the time with them. You had 2 powerful demon crack addicts running around trying to hoard more for their stash, the nazi elves trying to rein them in, a fag brother (who had a good point at the beginning but then did a 180 because muh waifu) and 3 unlikeable bitches.
I especially liked Kael's story in TFT. I can't decide whether they wrote him into a retard halfway through his campaign, or did too much demon heroin get to him.
Either way, you could really see how desperate their situation was at the beginning, which made them very interesting,

WoW ruined all of this, so we're never going to see a proper continuation.

I can't really think of any other game where elves get to be not utterly stereotypical, which is probably why a lot of people dislike them.

More?

Elves are nothing but pointy eared fuccbois that can't grow beards most of the time and whine about humans outbreeding them and ruining their homes. Kind of like Europe now that I think about it. Europeans are even worse though.

I do that all the time. Dwarves, orcs and elves are all shit.

maybe the ones from dragon age

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Tolkien dwarves are hard-working people with strong family morals, it's just some of their leaders who got corrupted by Sauron's rings.

No, it's gnomes. My favourite is (((Kalkstein))) from The Witcher: has gnomish ancestors, studies gnomish alchemy (kaballah) and he's the one who knows how to use the (((sephiroth))) to activate the (((golem))). He even lives in the ghetto where the otherlings live as well.

The dorfs weren't corrupted by Sauron, are they?

Only the kings of men were, the elves were raped to orcs.

For an once little kid, that is.

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They're indignant when you first enslave them, but they learn to love the cock soon enough.

The smugest genetics you can find.

The Blood Elves should have been neutral in a WoW with a different faction system.

Same with the Nig Elves and the zombies.

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The dwarves were corrupted as well, but they were too stubborn to follow Sauron's call, they just became even more efficient diggers. Vid related at 1:52 youtube.com/watch?v=WKU0qDpu3AM

Just wait to become old and decrepit, then you'll see. Revenge is best served cold, after all.

I'm European. They're worse in the way that most of them are placid about the situation.

edgy elves

Swedes then?

WTF, I can't open the pull-down menu to spoiler the pic. Cake monster, your widget screws with the reply window if it's in the same position.

Scratch that, I can't even move it anywhere else. What faggotry is this?

Just use your browsers developer tools to delete it.

I have always tried to make elves seem badass whenever I DM and what I come up with are that they were so good so fast that they spent the first 20-30 years of their life getting their hands super dirty and building something that would last as long as they do. After that they usually just survive and since they don't need to build shit unless it breaks they aren't going to be /fit/ except for a few. I think that makes them not cucks but fucks who are getting way too comfy when shits going down.

elves are homo pansies and they all look like womyn. orks da best

Elves also love taking a million cocks from all other races. Huge sluts, is what I'm saying.

i liked AoW3 goblins

If you mean supportive of the idea of black slaves, yes.

Just because there are 'muslim' niggers in Africa doesn't mean that Islam in general is nigger-friendly.

What would you constitute as a real fantasy race then? Furries???

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Successful commies

That entire list is bullshit.

Especially
>only eat organic vegan food

Since when? What kind of fantasy are you reading?

Those 3 are the only questionable parts, read any classic fantasy anything and elves are always on their magic, closed cities being better than everyone else

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No, the entire list is shit.
There are plenty of different depictions of elves.

Elves ARE better than the rest - just like white people
They care about their people and just want to be left alone - just like Hitler wanted to.

Eragon.

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Nazis aren't a race.

That's some nice skin shading. Who's the artist?

Are you literate?

He is going with the national socialist=commies too angle

Oh, so he's just mentally defective. Thanks; that clears it up.

Elf elitism is the reason why you surround yourself with grand structures to compensate your tiny cocks. Enjoy being cucked by your inferior humans who attract more elf pussy than you.

That's wrong though. Natsoc=socialism which eventually leads to a form of communism, you silly kikes.

Let's just stop it here and shittalk elves instead

Faggot.

This guy gets it

Sure thing, kike, and San Francisco is an aryan paradise

Life is suffering.

Not Holocausting all of mud races was a mistake. Or at least enacting mass sterilization.

Islam is Nigger friendly since then least intelligent (Niggers, Achmeds) are drawn to it with its simplistic theology and muh dick.

Pretty much yeah

Okay, moishe. Whatever you say.

It would make sense.

Oh my fucking god. We have these piece of trash god damn threads twice a fucking month. There's nothing video games about these shitheap threads, I can play out these trash threads in my head accurately 100% of the time.
This is what these garbage threads are 100% of the time.

Stay in school, kid.

Aren't elves fey folk and don't they die of old age if they accept human food? Is the opposite true of humans where they join the fey and gain never-ending life?

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Didn't we already conclude that europeans are actually orcs?

We won't know until we try!
But that would be very good if true.

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For someone who loathes Whitey so much you bunch sure do LARP as him.

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Chaos dorfs are cool as shit.

Chaos is no less slavery than order when you think about it

reminder that elves are just inferior fairies

Wew lad

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orcs are niggers
Stop trying to re-write Euro history, shlomo.

Sure they are, weeb.

>Nips didn't copy Disney's vision of realistic and cinematic animation including the European style.

The Forsaken should be an enemy faction or be rewritten to be less Kill The Living.

The Night Elves should be neutral but open to working with both factions.

dnd is trash and it ruined modern fantasy

Animes have the eye-width of japs with the nose of europeans

Give me an example where fascism led to communism, because to my sense of history, only the reverse happened.

It's a good thing Elves are so arrogant, it makes raping and impregnating all the women, and pillaging Elven lands even more satisfying.

I want to BANG elves and mess with their ears but they are not to be trusted and mediums that portray elves as dirty Forrest niggers are more interesting than traditional old and wise jew elves

what happens after? is it rape?

Lurk more or just stay on reddit. Either way stop trying to fit in because it's not working.

Unless you're deliberately trying to make nu/pol/ look like meme-spouting retards in which case just kys. I'm sick of you faggots shitting up the place.

Talos wills it

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Is that black line at the bottom meant to be there?

i thought the most iconic representation of an elf these days is whiny useless fuck that's oppressed all day

Protip: There isn't.

The only good elf is a dead elf

Try again, mudblood.

Elves are delicious no matter the flavour

Everything you can say about elves you can apply to whites :^)

Try to deny this, I dare you.

into the trash

Implying there's any of the sort.
pic unrelated.

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Definitely an inbred kike

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Reported for mental retardation and political derail. You are objectively wrong.

It's what I used to think until I saw how they portrayed Germans in Monster. Now all anime characters look distinctly Asian to me. 4th pic is a Japanese guy for reference.

Truly they have a huge complex on that.

Hey leftypol.

vocativ.com/227328/porns-race-problem/

You would too if you were a Gook man. They're down there with Nigger women for how unattractive they are.

welp, see you anons in the next thread.

Interracial is kinda a big deal and jumping into it too early can lead to you being pidgeon-holed as a porn actress. Anyone with any experience whatsoever in the industry should know this. It's like asking someone to do bukkake before they've even done their first facial - you're killing some of their earning potential because who the fuck would buy a video of some chick taking a single load in the face when you could buy a video of her taking half a liter of jizz, instead?

Boy, I sure wonder why this guy is pushing so hard for interacial nigger on white girls.

Let me spell that slowly, in case you have some comprehension difficulties: I meant Elves to be xenophobic supremacists, calling all other sentient races lesser ones.
Throw more mud around, mudblood. I have no intention nor opportunity to prove that my members are fully intact, all members in fact.

They're the same thing in that communism doesn't exist. It's just another form of fascism where one person or group manages to gain control via an army of useful idiots. The left keep trying to steer us that way and it's fucking retarded. I think most of them just fried their brains out in the 60s/70s. The newer ones are just products of higher learning after the older ones infiltrated education.

Socialism will eventually lead to communism which is another form of fascism since we don't live in la la land and someone is going to take control of all of the retards.

Having said all of that, it's obvious that a=b and b=/=a for all cases, but it does work with the boundaries that I set.

I wasn't expecting this level of anal devastation from you, user. I'll be more careful next time and make sure to put some trigger warnings.

I still don't understand why they would greenlight turning the game from an rpg where you can create your own character to one where you have to be a preset character.It was a retarded decision then and it still is now.

They have complexes on everything. Just look how big plastic surgery is in Korea. I used to have a photo where some Korean doctor had a wall full of extra chin bones.

Elves seem to be all over the place. They're either humans with funny ears, the new Hitler or cannibals.

Was that the same guy drawing these?

scary. Just fuckin scary

KILL ALL ELVES

I'm going to take this moment in time to abuse my anonymity and say that I love Elves. I love their slender forms, their cute women, their long ears, and their blonde hair and blue eyes. Everything about elves is amazing. If you don't like Elves, it's proof that you are homosexual, go fuck your dwarf you god damn gold diggers.

Why even live?

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Those aren't real elves, they're corrupted.

Elfs exist solely for the pleasure of human men

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Short jew covets the possessions of others, so he makes up bullshit story to justify his killing of elves. In truth he never owned shit before, but OY VAY GEVALT, it's ANUDDA SHOAH, so let's kill the elves, because jews are the most trustworthy people ever!

Don't get me wrong, elf women can serve as decent testicle projecticle recepticles, so long as they're properly discarded after use.

my sides

Pikes for your heads elf scum.

MILF elves are the best elves for cuddling and holding hands while having sex in the missionary position for the purpose of impregnation

Prove me wrong.

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I some settings.

Tolkines elves - the original that gave birth to the modern depiction of elves - were nothing like D&D.

They could be very savage and war-like if pushed, and men didn't out-breed them. They were dwindling in Middle-earth because they were leaving.
They sure as hell weren't vegetarians, they were strong physically and IIRC, they could grow beards.

They were to represent the apex of humanity (per Tolkien). They were fictional ariyans.

Irconically, just as many blacks and arabs and mexicans hate whites for their superiority, so do many people who play fantasy hate elves, since they are threatened by their superiority.
Part of me wonders how many of those players are white. If they are, their "human" pride is misplaced, since they are shitting on an ideal representation of themselves.

Sure Schlomo. Fat, black and ugly is more your thing?

What are you talking about, scaley?
What chaos or singularity? What thriving?
Lizardmen are little more than primitive tribesman in most settings I can think off.
Superior to a mammal? HA!

Like any women would want your cold, mishahpen dick?

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Yes.
There are two doujins on sadpanda too.

What use is a mine for an elf, funny guy.

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Yeah, I wonder why anyone would think that.

That was an error on my part. I meant to say every depiction of dwarfs. Every depiction of dwarfs, they literally use the Hebrew alphabet for their language. In Lord of the Rings Gimli insults Legolas in Hebrew, to which Strider scolds him for doing so because it was impolite. And other than that one occurrence, you never see Dwarfs speaking Hebrew ever, because Hollywood (which is run by Jews) doesn't allow their language to be used in that manner.

Either you have to be willfully ignorant, or ignorantly stupid, to not understand that Dwarfs were modeled after Jews. Which is why they have no homeland for much of their existence. They wandered the planet seeking their own country until finally they were able to found one.

Look, if anyone needs any reason to why Elves are stupid then look no further than the fact that they live for hundreds of years. In many fantasy worlds that have Elves, Elves typically live hundreds of years, sometimes even past a thousand years depending on the author, and they reach sexual maturity only slightly slower than humans do. So you have a race that has hundreds of years of fertility and not once did it ever occur to Elves that maybe they could use their superior lifespans and fertility to breed the world's largest army and genocide any non-elves that exist. Taking over with their sheer numbers and supposed superior skills.
And don't say that Elves are above that, Elves look down on non-elf races in 99% of fiction that they occupy. They're just that retarded that they never thought to just exterminate all the "inferior" races.

So you want the Aryan fantasy race to literally become Nazis and genocide all the non-Aryans, because not doing so is somehow stupid? Elven pregnancy is much longer than human pregnancy, so just breeding an army of elves to kill off all the humies or whatever other race would take a long time. By your very same logic, Dwarfs who jealously guard their wealth, their language and their secrets pretty much despise non-Dwarfs. They live for over 200 years, why didn't they breed an army and kill off every other race?

The problem with this is that longer life leads to a lack of the types of ambition that humans foster. When he has 2500+ years ahead of him, why would the elf think "we should crush the other races and take over the world?" Why would the dwarf think with his much longer than human life span, "these fucking non-dwarfs are awful, let's kill them all!"

Because they have their own aspirations and desires, and the idea of ruling the world isn't one of them. Elves live long so they are slow to act, because they see fast actions as too easy to make mistakes and fuck everything up. Dwarfs don't do it because they don't care about anything but wealth and their secrets. Humans do it because they know they can only live so long, so they feel the need to make the most of their short blink of an existence.

If the evils of the world amassed an army of goblins and orcs the Elves would be ill-equipped to take them on because they would take too long to act, and it would be too late. Dwarfs would be ill-equipped to take them on, because as they see it, if it doesn't somehow benefit them directly, they have no reason to do this right now. Humans would act because as they see it, to not act means that the world could be changed for the worst.

That's why tree huggers and big noses don't fucking genocide the other races.

Holy shit

No, I don't think I said that. Hitler did what he did as a response, but the greatest example of his idea is that they become Nazis and instead of defending their people and their prosperity, they instead decide "everyone else has to go."

I don't see how this would benefit them anyway, it's not like this won't eventually lead to their people dividing and becoming multiple countries. Just consider it. Humanity is NOT one people. We have how many countries spanning the globe, and each country has different cultures and appearances because there are different phenotypes of the same race. Elves becoming the dominant race would just lead to this same type of division so that elves are now battling among themselves. Hell I would see this occurring in any race EVEN BEFORE THEIR PLAN GOES OFF TO ELIMINATE THE OTHER RACES.

A great example of this is Azeroth. The dominant race for much of Azeroth's history was the Elf. But after certain events, the elves realized that they had two different peoples among themselves, and that they weren't able to get along. So they splintered off from one another and the High Elf and Moon Elf distinction was born.

The one that jews invented out of whole cloth and which is their actual ideology that they projected onto their enemies, you mean? Holy fucking shit, kill yourself.

Because the higher your standard of living and education, the lower your birthrates.
Also, exceptionally "enlightened" people/races tend to look down on violence as barbaric and avoid it as much as possible.
This is especially true of those whose empires are decaying.

See: literally every civilisation in human history.
Or just read this.

It actually makes a lot of sense for elves to be depicted as effeminate, aloof, degenerate and dying out.
They prospered a long time ago, so it is only natural for their deaths to be coming now.

Elfus are still top-tier, though.
They just need to get their shit together.

Makes you wonder why so many people defend them on the internet

Because they are made to look cool with their smithing and mining skills, after all its still a fantasy race even if its modeled after a real life thing.

Just because their population size is relatively small doesn't necessarily mean they're dying out. They might have a small population count that has been consistent for millennia. If every 2 elves has 2 elves at the mid-point of their lives, then this doesn't necessarily mean that eventually their population will double in size. Because you have to take into account the dying elves. Sickness, murder, old age (Elves don't live forever, after all).

There's this idea that because there's so few Elves compared to how many humans there are, that must mean that Elves are dying off. But their population of people could actually be simply stable. It might fluctuate a little up and a little down, but that doesn't mean that Elves are going to go away.

Tolkien wrote that Elves are leaving this world for a new one, and that their reason for doing so is because they're not really spirits of this world. "The next world" doesn't implicitly mean death, because those elves who do not sail to the next world are considered lost. Meaning that to fail to reach the next world in Tolkien's fantasy means that your spirit is forefeit. In essence, to sail the next world is to embrace a new phase of existence, but not death.

Okay. Better bring the Neanderthals back and let them have at least Europe.

Again, someone interprets what I said to twist it for their own means. Go ahead, I'm not going to brook that avenue.

LOL
I can almost see it

Human male and female orc you faggot.

You're claiming elves shouldn't pursue genocide against the muds. When actually it's both rational and prehistorical to kill off or mongrelize enemy populations in a world where resources and land are limited.

I've always been more of a fan of the Scandinavian Dwarves. Either those or webm related.

Death is a new phase of existence to a Catholic.

My favorite part of Ravandil's Quest is where he sarcastically says "just fucking kill me" at the end, and the dwarf just goes "okay" and before he can argue the point, the dwarf JUST FUCKING KILLS HIM.

Also if we should be opposing anyone in fantasy, it's wizards.

When I said "death," I did not mean only in a literal sense.
It's more of a degradation of society as a whole, the passivity that follows and overall lack of interest to do anything. Just look at us.

There's also that mice experiment, but of course, we cannot say if it is a true mirror of what could happen to us (or fantasy elfus).
It is only an assumption.
Seriously, read Glubb if you haven't already, it will really open your eyes.

Look at this faggot who says genocide is bad and laugh.

Please contribute to the discussion on Elves, or shove off.

It's not the first time I've read about the Calhoun experiments. But human beings have something that mice do not, which is self-awareness. After the revolution after day 600, someone will continue to breed among human beings because the idea of humanity going extinct is an unwelcome prospect.

Eat shit and die, fucktard. You were proven wrong.

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That notwithstanding, consider who else has people defend them on the internet

Dwarves really are Jews.

Yeah the Calhoun experiments shouldn't be considered something that could reasonably happen to men because mice are such lower life forms. I'd suggest people try the experiments with something more intelligent and closer related to humans(but still with similarly short life-spans to mice so that the experiment can be conducted in a similar span of time) like monkeys or primeapes and conduct the experiment with that kind of animal.
Comparing rodent and primeape behavior like that without further study, seems like something only a nihilist with confirmation bias would do.

Or Niggers.

Mice are the most genetically similar creatures to us on the planet. We share more DNA with them than we do simians.

This thread is a clusterfuck because Elves have such wildly different interpretations across different fantasy worlds and settings. Tolkiens Elves are practically angelic beings, D&D Elves seem to differ from humans only in that they're generally isolationist, they're hentai fapbait in Japanese versions, and Bioware actually tried to make them a stand in for a beaten down and oppressed ethnic minority. Comparing Biowares version to Tolkiens should make it obvious just how wide a gulf there is between what people think of when they think of Elves.

I personally always preferred Tolkiens Elves, but unless you made a game specifically about Elves with an Elven MC where you could craft a story that would allow them to be as powerful as they should be, they are difficult to place into a regular fantasy setting. Tolkiens Elves would be the dominant force in just about any logistically consistent setting, and since many settings want to make more or less equal/balanced races and factions, we get the versions of Elves you see in most fantasy settings who are no more powerful or distinct than any other race.

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That's short-sighted, nigger behavior, reserved for the most primitive and stupid who can only win using superior numbers and by throwing their own people into the meatgrinder.
Pathetic.

Why would elves or aryians need that? With their intellect and skill they can bring the lesser races to their knees. They are also wise enough to live in balance with nature.
Also, do you honestly consider genocide a good trait?
Friendly reminder that Natzis didn't try to take over the world and didn't really case what others were doing, as long as they didn't hurt germans.

This holds true only if you overpopulate and thus, run out of resources and land

Except it is happening, but on a lower scale. Looks at all the trannies, fags, neets and other mental degenerates in the modern world.

Frankly, I think it's a natural defense mechanism from overpopulation. You don't see that in rural areas or small towns.

This.

Also, part of the problem is they are presented as superior, but due to balancing in games and poor writing in books they rarely are.

If you're talking about Tolkien's Elves, then yes that pretty much exactly what they are.

Exactly. When setting up game balance you need to even out races advantages and weaknesses or everyone just plays the best race. So it is virtually impossible to make Elves as strong as they would be based on their lore, or everyone would just play Elves. Such is the limitation of games, they will never have the literary freedom other mediums provide.

The only way you can have truly superior or excellent fantasy races in a game is if they are simply beings that can be encountered as NPCs or neutral factions. Even then, it's difficult, because most players don't want to feel inferior to any force in the game world. As such, races of that ilk will remain in the realm of actual literature.

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I want the gay community to leave

It's not gay if he has a feminine penis.

Elves are fags, dwarves are kikes.

I'd rather be a Hobbit.

That will never be true no matter how many times you say it

That's not even his biggest crime. He saved a sample.

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I'd pick a dark elf

Useless, lazy good-for-nothings.

Hobbits are like mexicans - they don't invent shit, spend they day sleeping and dreaming.

Not necessarily. There are people who don't care for min-maxing and will gladly play a weaker race/class

Actually, not impossible…but the methods does bring forth RP restrictions.
The player can only be a very young elf.
Ever older elf you meet in the game is WAY above the max level for the player and party.

Its an improvement over ashdindus.

Doesn't look like one.

My bad

i just want to talk about qt elfs, user.

Dunmer are the only good elves.

Except unlike Mexicans, Hobbits keep for themselves and go unnoticed by the rest of the world.

But what about Elven nannies?

True, Dunmer are probably the best non-Tolkien elves out there, but…
Not true. An accord was also reached with Black Marsh and Summerset Isles.
Who turned out to be backstabbing lying cunts with one of them holding a falling meteor over his own people so if they stopped worship him the thing would resume its fall at the same speed it was before being stopped.

You just described Jews OP.

They've never actually had an army since the War of the First Council. When war with the Empire looked inevitable, Redoran stepped up as fighters willing to take the losses, but there was a last-minute peace. And when the Argonians invaded, the same thing happened again, except this time the war actually happened, Redoran was decimated and the southern half of mainland Morrowind is still under foreign occupation.
Even leaving aside the morality of the issue, their stubbornness on preserving slavery did them more harm than good in the long run.
Telvanni are the edgiest necromancers there are. Dunmer in general are pretty edgy, what with House war and the Morag Tong.
Only when it became convenient to do so. Hlaalu was the right arm of the Empire in Morrowind, and once the Empire pulled out, Hlaalu had no real power to rely on. The other Houses were right to cast down Hlaalu, but they only did so when the risk of reprisal had vanished.
They still revered Azura, Mephala, and Boethiah. And when the Tribunal fell and the New Temple was established, the Dunmer went back to worshipping them, too.
I actually like the Dunmer a lot, I just think they're also pretentious and self-aggrandizing, and it seems like you're falling for the meme of Dunmer superiority. You can think they're cool without buying into their retarded propaganda.
Polite sage for autism.

>reborn leader doesn't give a fuck on leading and fucks off to monkey island was probably a lizard too
>don't want to adapt to culture of host probably because its based around honor and work
Has there ever been a more pathetic fantasy race? I mean goblins just roll around in their shit but at least they don't act high and mighty when they are actually garbage. Dumb and Dunmer.

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A bit reductive.
I never thought about that possibility before, but that makes a lot of sense. If Baar Dau is a piece of one of the moons, that would be perfect.

Is there something wrong with either of those things?

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Oh, I missed the rest.

You dug her out yourself, right?

No, she did it herself.

Redoran didn't get there until the end, where the Argonians soon pulled out.

Telvanni only practice necromancy as much, at most, as any other magic. When they do, they don't revere it like the crazies belonging to Mannimarco's cult.

That's because the Tribunal claimed to be their successors in a metaphysical sense, sorta like the worship of Jesus as a successor to God. Most (civilized) Dunmer worshiped the Tribunal over the Daedric Princes.

You mean that era's equivalent of the Altmer? They deserved it.

The Dwemer disappeared due to Kagrenac, one of their own, not the Dunmer.

The actions of three does not constitute the actions of the whole population.

They're assholes who deserved it.

Lorkhan is no more a human god than he is a mer god. Hell, the Khajiit are arguably more tied to him than any other race, despite being the oc donut steel furry creation of Azura. And he was an asshole, too. You can't criticize someone for betraying others and then revere a god whose only noteworthy accomplishment was the betrayal of his fellows. Being an asshole was why his heart was there in the first place. And, if the Tribunal are "fake" gods, so is Talos.

''Supposed" reincarnation.

Not former slaves. The guys that sold their own people into slavery and then acted like they had any justification over the Dunmer for it.

Maybe because said host treats them terribly and gives them no good reason to adopt said culture.

Source

Has anyone ever seen a fat elf?

PS Elfs are whatever Tolkien said they are in that sillymirrion book

Yes, actually

I'd fug it.

I prefer more slender elves but whatever

Elves of any kind will do.

TICC!

Titty monsters are alright as well

nigger

They are. They have a higher IQ and are charged with crimes less.
Sorry to burst your bubble goy.

Nah, that's Dwarves. Especially in Warhammer Fantasy, they go to war over two missing pence from a deal made with an Empire count at one point

He said elves not roadkill.

PICK ONE

It's telling that elves, which were intended to be superior Aryan peoples have become so despised. It's not surprise either that while love of elves has diminished that the fetishization of disgusting subhuman races such as goblins and orcs is on the rise.

Gnomes are Jews, not elves.

That is all…

Sure Jamal.

The elves you picture in your mind are Tolkien creations, real lore of elves describes them as little imps that live in the forest.

Checks out

Why is Blue such a slut?

You had one job.

Blue elves are good girls and not sluts

Well, all elves are sluts. Blue elves are just the most aggressively slutty ones.

Elves are not sluts, those are lies spread by people who want to encourage hating elves

Yea sure and Jews are humanitarians.

Hey there Mr. Gook. Or Mr. Loo. Maybe you're Achmed Leftypol with some ties to Daniel Shekelstein.

That bad fame is caused by some percentage of underage elven 'teens' under hundred sowing their wild oats around. The rest stays home instead of going on a journey abroad to find themselves under one or more cock at once.

There are exceptions even there.
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