LIKELY >Big focus on Super Mario Odyssey >Another trailer for Zelda: Breath of the Wild's final DLC update >Teasing future free content updates for ARMS and Splatoon 2 >Last-minute shilling for the SNES Classic, Mario & Luigi remake, Pokkén Tournament, Fire Emblem Warriors, and Metroid: Samus Returns >Pokémon news related to Gold/Silver (on Virtual Console next week) and Ultra Sun/Moon (in November) >Revealing whatever the hell the Kirby 3DS project is >Yet more amiibo news, related to most of the above
MAYBE >A farewell to Miiverse - miiverse.nintendo.net/settings/download_request >An indie "sizzle reel", with shilling for recent releases (like the FAST RMX update) and near-future stuff (eg. SteamWorld Dig 2) >Virtual Console games on the Switch, finally >Kirby and Yoshi for Switch (previously teased) >Treehouse demonstrates their ability to fuck up Xenoblade Chronicles 2 every single time >New hardware bundles, along with empty promises of there being enough supply to meet demand >Sonic Forces his way into the Direct with a new trailer >Western releases of current Japan-only stuff, like Monster Hunter XX (Double Cross), Dragon Quest X/XI, Dragon Quest Heroes 1+2 and Etrian Odyssey V >Todd calmly requests that you pre-order Skyrim again
UNLIKELY >Animal Crossing for mobile devices, by DeNA < This was announced long ago as the 'next' DeNA game, but they usually reveal them at separate events >The Legend of Zelda for mobile devices < Heavily rumored, but unconfirmed >HOME menu themes for Switch < The system probably needs more 'entertainment apps' and a web browser before they worry about the UI >My Nintendo rewards related to the Switch < "Coming Soon" for six months, and counting >Super CUSTOM ROBO for Nintendo Switch
There's already a thread, you fucking retarded kike
Jackson Parker
Yawn. I mean, I'll pick up a Switch in Christmas 2018 once Yoshi and Kirby are available, but until then I'm still very meh on the big N right now.
Owen Peterson
Is it just me or did Pikmin 3 seem way to short and not as interesting as 2? Didn't actually play it, just watched some to gauge interest and see if they fucked it up.
Dylan Ramirez
And yet this one is a cyclical sticky.
Grayson Fisher
chek What about Hey! Pikmin?
Josiah Campbell
Exactly when I leave for work, it's perfect
Luis Martin
Holla Forums! UNITE UP!
Bentley Diaz
This is how I know Mark didn't make this. He would have cried for Ray 01.
Colton Cooper
...
Chase Hill
...
Luke Collins
Can't I cry for both?
Jayden Ortiz
NOW IT'S A PARTY
Mason Turner
it'll happen Mark. I gotta believe it
The big question is whats the sequel to smash bros Kerfuffle gonna be called off hand. Whats bigger than a straight up kerfuffle?
Gavin Hall
Super Smash Bros Victory
Mainly since V is a roman numeral and Victory is marketable.
Dylan Myers
Super Smash Brothers: WAR
Wyatt Allen
Saging a sticky.
Also do your part to fight the Nintendildo cancer killing Holla Forums.
Benjamin Edwards
Well, if it isn't the heir to the throne of the roaming Rhullo, leader of the space pirate band known across the universe as the Guyzock, Prince Vorkken's first mate, user! And company.
Aaron Brooks
Would you buy a Fire Emblem 4 remake?
Parker Wood
I'll buy you
nerd
Xavier Watson
Not an argument
Brayden Lewis
...
Tyler Clark
...
Matthew Cooper
b-b-buy my game
Ryan Reed
No I'd totally pirate it though, as long as they do what they did with Echoes and have the devs be hyper autistic about the old one.
Landon Scott
Entirely missed it. Not what I want out of a Pikmin game. Was it shit? Doesn't seem like it fared too well.
Bentley Morales
fuck off mark, nu-tendo is shit and you're all fags for expecting from these amiibo mobile fuckers
Joshua Adams
Amiibo-oriented games are the Nintendo equivalent of pachinko machines. I bet Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival 2 will be announced. Then again, perhaps Nintendo's learned from the mistakes of the past.
Lincoln Rivera
Name 5 modern developers that are better
Eli Miller
Pikmin 3 was a bit short, though I did rush through it so maybe thats just how it felt to me. Loved the final boss/level though, and bosses in general.
Kayden Cruz
Anyone got better bingo cards? The one I got sucks.
Ian Howard
Here's to you.
Adam Edwards
It needs some "Nintendo's typical bad decisions" added on. I like them, but they are bound by ancient nipponese law to do something aleast a bit retarded or weird
Jack Cox
hello rato
Xavier Russell
It still pisses me off that AC amiibo festival was a free download in Japan, but the fuckers put it on a disc and charged standard retail price everywhere else. You can't even get past the damn title screen without scanning an AC-series amiibo. Every other game like this (Mini Mario & Friends, Nintendo Classic Highlights) is a free download in all regions.
Nathaniel Garcia
hello rato
Brody Torres
hello rato
Matthew Howard
This will be shit. Unless they announce that they are getting of paid online I see no reason to be hype.
Leo Reed
...
Nicholas Johnson
hello rato
Gavin Thomas
*getting rid
Alexander Miller
Remember to buy my game
Connor Baker
>it's nothing
Liam Sanchez
Fuck off Nintendo shilling kike, stop promoting this shit.
Charles Rodriguez
top kek ok
Connor Wood
If anyone has any predictions better get them out the way
Cooper Perry
P H Y S I C A L D L C
Jeremiah Flores
...
Dylan Fisher
How new
Juan Davis
Prime Ribs 4
Jaxon Evans
You guys don't wanna join a random temporary discord server, right?
I doubt anyone here is interested.
Owen Ward
ROGER
Brayden Morales
...
Caleb Hall
Go For Broke ! !
Ayden Johnson
Etrian Odyssey V already had a western released confirmed a while ago.
Stop calling it DLC. It's all on-disc/cartridge, which is way worse. At least the e-reader actually had the code on the fucking cards.
Sorry user, you're destined to become the new Great Archwizard. But hey, at least you can still have a career!
Ethan Collins
First time I play this fucking thing and get arch-wizard. Fuck my entire life.
Ian Taylor
You have to believe in your teammates
Angel King
ARE YA BINGO BOARDS READY SHITLORDS!??
James Stewart
Japanese stream is live.
Dylan Hill
GET ON THE JAP STREAM
William Watson
Isn't 000 still a trip though?
Thomas Clark
Japanese stream is just playing old trailers as a pre-show.
Evan Powell
Oh shit, is that Melee HD on the britbong stream?
Jace Brown
SOCCER!!! WHOOOO! NINTENDO SHOVELSWITCH MASTER WAREZ.
Jason Robinson
faggot
Parker Brooks
NINTENDO - KING OF THE SHOVELWARE BABY!!!
Jeremiah Wilson
someone is getting fired
Nathaniel Turner
LIVE
David Diaz
rip
Dominic Price
[Cautious hype]
Brody Flores
Well, I got nothing else to do. How long is this thing?
Zachary Torres
WE
Luke Baker
Thank god
Jason Moore
...
Parker Rivera
YFW YOU DIDNT FALL FOR THE SWITCH MEME
YFW NINTENCUCKS
Josiah Foster
We should watch an Ice Poseidon stream instead tbh.
Zachary Gomez
KWANGZ
John Powell
Are you even watching the direct?
Jonathan Anderson
So is the new pokemon is still for babies or did they finally give the games difficulty?
Brandon Mitchell
Mup da doo didda po mo muhfuggin bix nood.
Bentley Hill
So is this shit literally just all of Pokemon Sun and Moon with extra content added in?
Adam Gutierrez
Free Celebi in Ultra Sun/Moon for anyone who buys Gold/Silver on VC
Zachary Wright
...
Xavier Flores
rip
Lucas Scott
Thats good. For a second I thought you were here just to shitpost.
Ryan Butler
...
Juan Robinson
mfw immunity cat
Josiah Morgan
Ok thank god, they aren't talking about those kinds of Minions
Carter Morris
They've abandoned it, haven't they?
Ian Miller
Kirby deathmatch.
Jeremiah Howard
FUCK
Elijah Thomas
WE WANT THE FURRY AUDIENCE
Cameron Jones
KIRBY: POWER STONE EDITION
Sebastian Brooks
So what did I miss? I dropped in at the end of Ultra Sun and Moon.
Luke Perry
woo!
Kayden Wright
The best ability is Wheel.
Jayden Sullivan
...
Zachary Flores
...
Gabriel Scott
roll
Colton Reyes
...
Luis Cruz
MIENKRAFT
Logan Sanchez
...
Justin Sullivan
It's time.
Aiden Martin
fuck this im rolling >>13406132
Colton Young
Brit stream is doing Style Savvy 3: Blacked.com Edition
Elijah Jackson
*No 3D
Dominic Green
...
Andrew Sanders
Oh. Minecrap.
Blake Baker
...
Chase Ross
...
Justin Fisher
rolling
Jackson Harris
I like this Mario Party thing..
Oliver Gutierrez
...
Benjamin Sanders
Lmao
Jaxon Ramirez
I kinda want this
Liam Hernandez
Where are you getting this? Is this from the nip stream or something?
Jeremiah Phillips
Apollo Justice is at the bottom of the headline list.
Jack Cruz
Maximum Hand Rubbing
Levi Richardson
Oh great, a new 3ds color
Joseph Green
...
Kayden Fisher
...
Xavier Bell
I still can't believe people put up with the 3DS' horrible graphic quality. SNES games looked better.
William Bailey
Excellent
Adam Turner
LET HIM DIE
Andrew Reyes
Sword waifu chronicles 2.
Juan Barnes
XENOBLADE TIME
Brody Carter
You can tick EO5 off the OP list
Jack Bailey
ye, it's behind the American stream now though because of Japanese exclusives.
Asher Bailey
XENOBLADE INFO GET HYPE
Christian Davis
It looks as good as a gamecube but the resolution is lower than the PSP
Jack Gomez
Rolling time
Angel Mitchell
War turtles confirmed.
Carson Watson
WE
Eli Murphy
I have a feeling they only got British VAs because they felt as though they had to.
Luis Perez
man the voice acting is fucking terrible
Logan Anderson
Weebshit sells, user. What did you expect?
Xavier Murphy
Mein Gott, this voice acting is really hit or miss.
Also, giant green jews with meidos.
Aiden Baker
Holy shit. Xenoblade 2 looks like fucking trash.
Elijah Walker
I thought the same thing.
Jackson Smith
Why do I never like Xenoblade art/models? I always find them looking terrible
Cooper Perez
Better than ONIIII CHAN SUGOOIII NANIII?
Blake Sanchez
The same people are doing it as XB1.
Chase Collins
Yay.
Henry Gutierrez
Hey, the first one looked fine, this one on the other hand looks like Nintendo is desperately trying to replicate what made the others good, and failing.
Luis Young
Still kills me. Such a shit name.
Eli Rodriguez
sounds better then whatever is coming out of this direct
Easton Butler
When has any rpg had good voice acting?
Nathan Gomez
Ok, I fucking love this dragon thing's voice. It sounds like a nature documentary narrator.
Lucas Wilson
Your weebness blinds you
Nolan Clark
Did they cover up the xenoblade chick?
Samuel Ramirez
They don't want to wake up the consumers.
Jonathan Ramirez
Mechaloli blades confirmed.
David Ward
FFXII
Ayden Morris
Don't think so.
Grayson Bennett
...
Jace Murphy
user delet this!!!!!!!!!! If you hate nintendo you need to leave!!!!!
Evan Jenkins
No. Same outfit.
Jeremiah Hall
if anything I'd rather them not have voice acting all together.
Aaron Allen
So Xenoblade is literally a less lewd Valkyrie Drive?
Elijah Torres
...
Anthony Wilson
Unfunny meme is fucking skeet.
Wyatt Evans
Trips with no women. Also null dubs make me a wizard.
Evan Sanders
The faces/noses were a bit weird in the first one my opinion
Blake Clark
As expected when they invented a new name in "localization"
Nicholas Gonzalez
I'M CAPTAIN BASCH
Mason Miller
Feel like I'm being read a bedtime story.
Oliver Sanchez
At least they flowed better than this one, it looks like the production value got lowered in spite of graphical fidelity.
Thomas Reed
I hope they make an xenoblade X2 someday, that was fucking great but sales were so shit, atleast we got a xenoblade 2
Camden Rogers
...
Brandon Sanders
Fucking Nintendo.
Camden Jackson
God damn it. Enough with the xeno shit.
Colton Ward
GO TO BED GRANDPA
Michael Foster
Why did they give xenoblade 2 this ugly generic anime style?
Joshua Morris
Getting this guy to do the narration for this direct was such a fucking bad idea, who's responsible for this?
Easton Reed
DECEMBER THE FIRST
Aiden Wood
...
Asher Phillips
It's like they are purposefully trying to schism my 'tism
Adam Roberts
Does this have to be ported on everything?
Henry King
Did that headline at the bottom say "New MOBA game"?
Luke Jones
Chronicles X seems to by far have the worst models of them all
Liam Scott
Hello rato
Connor Johnson
Great.
Kayden Robinson
Yes.
Jackson Perry
Who the fuck asked for Kelp Dome?
Easton Torres
It's unfortunate, but I guess it's understandable. I don't know if I could handle Britbongs butchering Homura all the time.
At least Pyra still has connotations of flames. They didn't go full retard and just give her a random name.
Camden Harris
Fuck.
Adrian Russell
Yep. INB4 smash MOBA
James Robinson
Hey Mark, how about not banning people for banter during this sticky.
David Clark
What did they announce about Girls Mode?
Dylan Rogers
...
Adrian Myers
there's a difference between banter and roll spam
Aaron Hall
Girls Mode 4 on 3DS. I don't know anything else about it, I can't moon.
Blake Perry
Normalfags are going to eat this up.
Kevin Howard
T E N C E N T
Benjamin Ortiz
...
Jason Bennett
That wasn't me. I made a post about Nintendo putting out shit and got banned for 8 hours.
William Lewis
...
Aiden Edwards
...
Owen Young
Mark is a flip flopping faggot, but he can be such a submissive seducing fucking bottomslut when he really feels like it, it makes me melt. I can't hate him when he starts to dirty talk me and teases me tbh!~
Kevin Collins
...
Isaiah Martinez
...
Eli Richardson
...
Ryder Morgan
>FUCKING TENCENT Nintendo, having some goddamned self respect.
James Russell
...
Lucas Garcia
Wow, its literally a league clone by the same people.
Sebastian Parker
thanks nintendo
Hudson Morgan
wew
Christian Brown
...
Jeremiah Rivera
...
Brayden Garcia
...
Mason Bell
BUY MY GAME
Cameron Thompson
STOP RE-RELEASING SKYRIM FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Jayden Robinson
...
Jackson Sanchez
WHERE IS TODD
Jose James
someone had to support the shitty switch some more shit
Jordan Brown
...
Jaxson Green
IT'S TIME
Henry Martinez
DOOD
Josiah Morris
...
Brayden Sanchez
At least I'm 300% sure this is only in the direct because tencent gave Nintendo ten gorillion dollars for their shitty game to be featured, and also that they can't show anything worse in this direct.
Benjamin Walker
fuck this gay earth
Ethan Sanders
...
Colton Brooks
TODDOMINATION
Angel Wright
...
Daniel Bell
I'm actually curious how that dota game plays on a controller.
Isaiah Gonzalez
I'm not gonna bother watching this. What's been shown so far?
Jaxon Nguyen
WEWUZSTEIN
Tyler Bennett
What the actual fuck Props for Bethesda for actually putting in some effort.
NINTENTARDED PEANUT BRAINED CHILDREN WILL DEFEND THIS!!!!
Carter Collins
Wow this sucks.
Andrew Bennett
...
Matthew Rodriguez
He's soft alpha he lets his wife get fucked by a black man.
Jacob Turner
...
Michael Evans
WHY.
Jeremiah Kelly
Chinks who own over half the game industry and release games on all platforms also release on Nintendo? What's there to defend?
Zachary Gutierrez
Just get to Mario Odyssey you assholes, literally nothing they've shown in the past five minutes is anything anyone cares about
Lucas White
FUCK YEAH, NIGGERBALL
Samuel Gomez
Exactly. Fanboys are fucking insane.
Colton Ortiz
There had better be something good coming at the end…
Christian Gomez
Yeah, Octopath
Jeremiah White
Is this that game that was supposed to be for Ouya?
Landon White
Oh nice, new square game
Mason Young
I really hope it's not Smash 4 related.
Jack Morales
SO RETRO
Jonathan Morales
Oh hey, it's that Octopath game that they've had nothing to show for over the last few months
Jeremiah Sanders
It's a holiday season marketing direct, what are you fucking expecting honestly. wait for the December/January one, they normally reveal games in that one.
Kayden Gomez
Who are you kidding?
Jose Young
Boy I sure do love Nintendo
Thomas Johnson
...
Luke Morgan
HD-2D
Robert Martin
I wanna die
Samuel Bennett
I like the artstyle of this game but can Square be salvageable at this point?
Noah Diaz
...
Lincoln Nguyen
honestly the visuals and typical rpg is really appealing but its not worth a switch.
Liam Kelly
I hope you can adjust the camera. Otherwise that forground shit is gonna be annoying.
Jack Anderson
Someone ban this faggot, he said bad things about Nintendo
Angel Kelly
SO INNOVATIVE
Logan Collins
...
Thomas King
I actually kind of like the artstyle. Much better than The Last Night.
Oliver Gomez
...
Jaxon Howard
Slut simulator confirmed
Jacob Butler
But are their HD-2D girls?
Juan Collins
...
Aiden Lewis
...
Lincoln Gutierrez
WHY
Robert Gonzalez
I'm tapping out.
Easton Harris
This is even better than I thought it would be, very nice.
William Bennett
It even said "reputation down" after she seduced some one. So yeah, town bike path is totaly possible.
Aiden Cox
HD-2D TRUE ROLEPLAY
Matthew Sanchez
...
Adam White
So this is just the battle system from BD
Henry Walker
Didn't Seiken Densetsu 3 basically do this already
Mason Wright
I don't know when this shit started, but I'm deeply sick of blurry bloom lighting layered onto 2D pixel art.
Jack Parker
This almost would work if the lighting wasn't so fucking horrible.
Brody Barnes
How long until the SJWs start bitching about this?
Blake Watson
Well lads, were 30 minutes in, and Xenoblade and this have each taken up 10 minutes each. I don't expect them to show anything of value in the next 15 minutes.
Thomas Morgan
Holy shit.
Henry King
FUCK YOU
Jayden Roberts
BBBBBBUT MUH RETRO 2D AESTHETICS
Luis Stewart
Even if this game looks okay and is functional it they haven't given anything about the story. Literally no motive to want to discover more about it.
Colton Smith
TIME FOR MORE CLOWN PORN
Logan Sanchez
...
Nathan Baker
oh man final fantasy was good only in 2d 16bit
Liam Cruz
MINEYCRAFTA: DRAGON QUEST EDITION
Lincoln Mitchell
sony BTFO
Nathan Anderson
Go away dobson!
Hunter Thomas
Oh hey. DQ Builders was actually super good. Glad to see it getting ported around. Maybe we'll get a PC version next.
Levi Gomez
...
Ryder Lee
...
Joshua Harris
Gookcraft
Asher Hernandez
KIRBY BABY
Adrian Campbell
...
Jaxson Bennett
...
Liam Harris
...
Joseph Robinson
Oh, the ARMS update is landing right after the Direct ends?
Liam Rodriguez
That dedede
Caleb Ramirez
BUFF DEDEDE
Jeremiah Sullivan
That looked like maybe a proper Kirby game at least.
Charles Jenkins
This direct is SO SHIT!
Elijah Garcia
He is a big guy
Cooper Mitchell
It's all ports and re-releases
Michael Evans
lol get fucked Nintencucks
Eli Richardson
end it all
Jason Bennett
L.A. Noire amiibos when?
Brody Roberts
Yeah it's mostly stuff to prep for the holidays
Robert Wright
Dedede been lifting
Jace Lopez
300 dollar port machine
Jeremiah Rivera
...
Nathaniel Sullivan
Tiara rule34 please
Jayden Fisher
L.A Noire for the goy motherfuckers
Anthony Flores
Hey, it worked for the PS4
Robert Jackson
ya but it doesn't cost me an arm and leg to get into ps4
Joshua Peterson
...
Carson Sullivan
...
Daniel Walker
This is true. It's so fucking hard to find the things that even Amazon is gouging people.
Gabriel Fisher
THE CARTOON RAINFOREST KINGDOM LOOKS AMAZING.
Parker Price
...
Wyatt Morris
...
Elijah Hall
Mario Odyssey looks good but the reliance of possession like mini power ups to puzzle solve still has me a tad worried
Noah Parker
I thought the Switch was suppose to be an upgrade to the Wii U?
Leo Lee
What if I don't have time to collect these coins, surely there is another way to get them.
Gabriel Rodriguez
GRAND DAD CONFIRMED
Daniel Wright
...
Luis Wood
$300 semen demon
to be fair that isn't amazon's doing, it's a third party retailer selling through amazon otoh amazon should do a better job of making it clear what is and isn't sold by them directly
Connor Scott
...
Alexander Garcia
kill me pete
Easton Richardson
...
Bentley Butler
Neat.
Chase Kelly
...
Andrew Sullivan
...
Alexander Butler
oh wow a mascot platformer with a theme song with lyrics how fucking innovative
Caleb Brown
Nipponese stream showed sombrerro is still in.
Jordan Allen
So that was a load of nothing
Xenoblade 2 look good at least.
David Carter
The retardation of shitposters will never rest.
Mason Torres
12 GAME OVERS
Thomas Morales
American stream too.
Tyler Phillips
12 2
Cooper Diaz
...
Julian Miller
Don't kid yourself, my dude.
Ryan Perez
...
Matthew Bennett
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
Hudson Clark
That's gotta be a first.
Easton Hughes
Relinquish board ownership and life.
Colton Sanders
The original Paper Mario looked better than this, fuck.
Dylan Jackson
I actually do wonder about this. It's easy money. What's causing the wait? The only thing I can think of is they're adding a bunch of shit.
Chase Howard
It was a pre holiday season direct meant to showcase games coming out for the holiday season, anyone who expected anymore was setting themselves up for disappointment, it's as if people thought that this direct was something like the one they show at the end of the year where they actually reveal games.
Camden Bailey
LMAO'IN @ U LIEF
BING BONG WAHOOOOOOOO
Logan Flores
I'm all about Peach's peach.
Isaac Jones
If they don't let me use Japanese audio I'm not buying it. I can't tolerate a hundred hours of…. THAT.
Henry Thompson
Told you so, now unban me you shit.
Jace King
Nintendo disappoints again.
Ethan Flores
Mario Odyssey reminds me of a weird combination of Sonic Adventure, Mario Sunshine and Banjo Tooie. Like the last 15 years of other games being neglected as a possible influence stopped, and now they want to go crazy and borrow from every other 3D platformer ever made.
Michael Diaz
Well kirby, mario and xenoblade looked alright. Octopath might be ok too.
Brayden Ward
Somehow, I'm sure that this was your fault. 12 game overs.
Hunter Gutierrez
True enough, I was just hoping for a W101 port and some Virtual Console stuff
Austin Ward
W101 was Kamiya's fault, I wonder why he retweeted.
Anthony Adams
So many games, so little games anyone that is not japanese would actually play. I mean why do they even showcase these for americans?
Angel Jenkins
My thoughts, and me asking why some of the 3ds games are not being just put on the switch instead.
Robert Johnson
...
Charles Ortiz
Now im just waiting for the EO5 demo to come out.
Tyler Edwards
...
Nathan Mitchell
missed the direct, what's the 12 game overs meme?
Dylan Campbell
So is Kirby the only new thing shown worth shit?
David James
Probably to screw with people.
Matthew Evans
The pixel art with the background is pretty jarring. If they were going to go that route, the sprites should at least be drawn like in Dragon's Crown.
Tyler Clark
Mark can you delete the previous Jewtendo Direct thread you made? There's no point in it being up now that the shitshow is over.
Jason Sanders
Mark got 12 gameovers on a pre-release Sonic Mania Stream from what I hear.
Dominic Scott
But all the (((union))) actors are striking! SERVES YOU RIGHT GOY!
Christopher Wilson
if you're going to post fishlips mcgee at least post the porn nobody posts
Gavin Kelly
Did you forget MINECRAFT 3DS? Surely there's still people who haven't purchased/played minecraft in some form yet!
Carter Jackson
Why? You can just grab the full JP game on Freeshop.
Ryder Hall
Reminds me of PS1 graphics.
Cameron Ross
No one is going to buy Smash on old consoles now, let alone an old console specifically for Smash. Everyone expects it on the Switch. Nintendo at least has enough business sense to know that. Something must be going on.
Thomas Edwards
I dont have a hacked 3ds nor can i read jap.
Jacob Perry
I just got here. Shitpost about Skyrim, not fucking Minecraft, I don't give a shit if Notch is one our side now.
Easton Murphy
I am not surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised
Robert Lewis
...
Julian Gomez
PS1 games looked better tbh famalam
Gabriel Gray
I used to be all about that peach but Pauline tho
Samuel Anderson
sucks, just like Isabelle
Kevin Lee
...
Luke Campbell
Not really. They look worse, but they also have an aesthetic that sync with the rest of the game's limitation. What they're doing with this new game is just lazyness.
Anthony Moore
That's worrysome. Sad
checked. Fuck hipstershit pixelated garbage
Angel Thomas
The Switch is still selling incredibly well. I imagine they will announce it once the sales start to slow down a bit.
Dominic Hughes
I was thinking something like final fantasy tactics. Just the way that hill is a perfect 45 degree ramp and the font of the text just jogs my memory. Also from this distance the pixels look like low quality textures.
Jackson Robinson
Battlechasers is coming out as usual for everything but switch.
James Walker
Imagine how hard the world would literally be shaken up if Bowser eventually stopped being a villain because Peach completely cucked Mario for him.
Thomas Gomez
I'm disappointed in you for that image quality. Nintendo knew exactly what they would reliably have ready for Christmas. If Animal Crossing was going to be ready, they would have said something months ago. And if it will be ready next year, there is no point in announcing it now and potentially stealing Christmas sales from the rest of their games.
Justin Barnes
even if they wanted to go for the 16bit feel, why couldn't the spirtes be smoother?
Jordan Adams
I asked for fucking any of the classic stages. Some of the old music would be nice, too.
Why'd they put Moray Towers in right away? Fuck that stage.
Jace Foster
They said it would be delayed, but still… No date watsoever?
Bentley Murphy
Because they are not trying to make the game for those goys around from the 16-bit era, or those newfags shurggin off (((Current year))) games for vintage software. They're market is the people following trends, those spoutting "Muh lack of GayRPeeGees", the Nintendrones, and the soccer moms.
Brandon Diaz
how long until the gay daddy fetishists latch onto this
Nathan Sanchez
OP predictions versus reality: < SMO got a big section < ARMS update goes live today, Splatoon 2's is at the weekend < All the games listed in the rest of this paragraph were featured
< Sizzle reel was about as expected < Kirby on Switch got a title, a rough release date, and #BuffDedede is now trending on Twitter < One of the streams had new hardware shown off < Sonic Forces his way into this list < Etrian Odyssey V is coming West < Why haven't you pre-ordered Skyrim yet?
< Unlikely stuff was, indeed, Unlikely
Lincoln Phillips
20 minutes at most
Bentley Edwards
Laying it on a little thick there buddy.
Sebastian Wood
when does the bundle go live? It's the only game I need the Switch for
Jayden Morgan
They probably already have. I think by around 7:30 EST, at least a dozen swimsuit Mario Rule 34 drawings will exist.
Jace Sanders
...
Landon Ortiz
Can somebody explain to me what the Nintendo Arcade thing is? Is it subscription-based service for Nintendo's choice of games or what?
Lincoln Price
I agree that is it a bit much, however it's just so predictabel and lazy that it ends up become a "No shit, Sherlock" moment when you hear people spout off "Why won't people buy these games? We gave them everything they wanted." meanwhile the market points to complaints that the company or person somehow missed when it was being shouted from the highest towers since day one.
Asher Nguyen
Imagine if Mario enjoys getting cucked too.
Dylan Anderson
lol I destroy scrubs like you who can't into vertical combat. I love the towers, always get a win streak. Git gud.
Aaron Green
What complaints? The game isn't even out yet. You're getting pissed off over an artstyle and a hypothetical scenario. It doesn't matter. and work on your spelling and grammar
Jeremiah Wilson
It's like the NEO-GEO releases on eShop (and converted by the same company too), individual games with a custom emulation wrapper. The "coming soon" tab in the eShop has a Mario Bros Arcade page up already.
Dylan Phillips
im so happy we are getting minecraft finally on the 3ds ever since i was 12 i have wanted this.
Nathaniel Collins
At least we know he got those tribal tattoos removed.
Josiah Green
Quick rundown on the direct?
Nolan Rogers
Now.
Benjamin Peterson
Fuck you, I nearly forgot about that.
Dylan Ramirez
Are you telling me that a recent game sporting a "Retro 2D style pixel-art" assets for characters and items isn't going to be brainless shit that completely misses the point of why people talk about two decade old RPGs? Yeah, I was too keen on hitting reply before bothering to spell check my post.
Jack Cruz
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Josiah Morris
It was a complete shitshow with amiibos and all, and somehow deserved TWO threads.
Adam Smith
stop, it hurts.
Xavier Stewart
You can not only enjoy The Elder Scrolls™: Skyrim™, but also DOOM™ and Wolfenstein™! Remember to pray to Todd Howard for Fallout™ 4™.
That's fucking it.
Dominic Smith
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Eli Evans
It's a shit map with narrow pathways that funnel players, tonnes of sniper camping spots with little cover to hide from them and a lot of weapons are unviable on it.
Aiden Robinson
That's the weakest lineup since the Wii U.
Eli Campbell
The PS4 was atleast as bad, it hasn't been a year yet for the Switch, it took 13 months for the PS4 to get Bloodborne. I have no idea how the Xbox One stacks up compared to either.
Carson Wood
Holy shit, Odyssey was the only good thing about this direct
Dominic Young
the ps4 today is wiping the floor with everyone and the ps4 13 months into its release isn't what the switch is competing with. it's competing with the PS4 now.
Nolan Bell
He's referring to how the Switch is already getting stronger titles out by the handful in a shorter timeframe vs. the PS4.
Carson Murphy
Golly gee fucking willacres, look at all those games nobody will be able to play because the switch is still scalped to shit and back Jesus christ it's been 6 fucking months and there's still NO WHERE you can actually buy a switch at MSRP or in some retarded bundle with games literally nobody wants.
Camden James
and the wii u was looking pretty solid in 2015.
Caleb Morales
Where are those stronger titles? Aside from Odyssey it seems to be getting just ports of stuff everyone played already and little else.
Jaxon Cook
Mario has nipples? For some reason I thought they wouldn't include those.
Matthew Gutierrez
The thing is that most games with a "Retro 2D style pixel-art" art style are usually done by indie hacks. This is done by the bravely default people. Not saying this gets the game off the hook by any means but still. Save your anger for when the game comes out.
Tyler Gray
That is exactly what you are implying.
Matthew Parker
Everyone in the Wii U line in your case. The switch is already going to surpass the Wii U lifetime sales in a few months, so there is a lot of untapped potential and new consumers who skipped the Wii U line.
Yeah, like a solid piece of shit.
Connor Phillips
You know Nintendo last I checked the Switch didn't have many games, it'd be nice if you made some more for it and not that damn 3DS that still can't run fucking Pokemon with a steady framerate
Parker Price
No I'm implying that its stupid to get pissed off about the gameplay in a game that isn't out yet regardless of its artstyle. Even more so when the game comes from a team with a semi decent reputation.
Alexander Baker
In the 3DS' defense, a lot of Ninty's engines and tools are hideously unoptimized, and have been so since the N64 era.
Chase Cook
It would be amusing if Nintendo started announcing multiple Wii U ports right after the Switch gets over the Wii U sales numbers.
Anthony Sanchez
Why did anyone have any hope at all for the Switch? How many times in a row do you have to get fucked before you learn?
Daniel Price
Just realized something depressing about the November 3rd release date for Kirby Battle Royale. With Miiverse closing on November 8th, and assuming new games will keep getting Miiverse pages until then, KBR will be possibly one of the last games to have a Miiverse page.
Aaron Johnson
Shut up shill, everything is going alright on switch.
Gabriel Walker
Kirby Battle Royale has a November 3rd release date while Miiverse closes on November 8th, and assuming new games will keep getting Miiverse pages until then, KBR will be possibly one of the last games to have a Miiverse page.
Hunter Brooks
Compare Kid Icarus Uprising to Pokemon tbh.
Juan Bennett
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Luis Ortiz
one job
Eli Scott
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Grayson Perez
I am still surprised that the Switch is getting M rated 3rd party games, even though most of them are ports.
Kayden Parker
Did it say that the 3DS is getting Fire Emblem Warriors? Why did it show switch gameplay?