Nintendo Direct: Wonder Red Every Thread

EVENT STARTS AT 6PM EST

THAT'S ONE AND A HALF HOURS FROM NOW

North America: twitch.tv/nintendo | [YouTube video not live yet]
UK / Europe: twitch.tv/nintendouk | [YouTube video not live yet]
Japan: youtube.com/watch?v=rPF86bJzebk

LIKELY
>Big focus on Super Mario Odyssey
>Another trailer for Zelda: Breath of the Wild's final DLC update
>Teasing future free content updates for ARMS and Splatoon 2
>Last-minute shilling for the SNES Classic, Mario & Luigi remake, Pokkén Tournament, Fire Emblem Warriors, and Metroid: Samus Returns
>Pokémon news related to Gold/Silver (on Virtual Console next week) and Ultra Sun/Moon (in November)
>Revealing whatever the hell the Kirby 3DS project is
>Yet more amiibo news, related to most of the above

MAYBE
>A farewell to Miiverse - miiverse.nintendo.net/settings/download_request
>An indie "sizzle reel", with shilling for recent releases (like the FAST RMX update) and near-future stuff (eg. SteamWorld Dig 2)
>Virtual Console games on the Switch, finally
>Kirby and Yoshi for Switch (previously teased)
>Treehouse demonstrates their ability to fuck up Xenoblade Chronicles 2 every single time
>New hardware bundles, along with empty promises of there being enough supply to meet demand
>Sonic Forces his way into the Direct with a new trailer
>Western releases of current Japan-only stuff, like Monster Hunter XX (Double Cross), Dragon Quest X/XI, Dragon Quest Heroes 1+2 and Etrian Odyssey V
>Todd calmly requests that you pre-order Skyrim again

UNLIKELY
>Animal Crossing for mobile devices, by DeNA
< This was announced long ago as the 'next' DeNA game, but they usually reveal them at separate events
>The Legend of Zelda for mobile devices
< Heavily rumored, but unconfirmed
>HOME menu themes for Switch
< The system probably needs more 'entertainment apps' and a web browser before they worry about the UI
>My Nintendo rewards related to the Switch
< "Coming Soon" for six months, and counting
>Super CUSTOM ROBO for Nintendo Switch

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The Switch looks like a dildo

I thought that was the Wiimote

There's already a thread, you fucking retarded kike

Yawn. I mean, I'll pick up a Switch in Christmas 2018 once Yoshi and Kirby are available, but until then I'm still very meh on the big N right now.

Is it just me or did Pikmin 3 seem way to short and not as interesting as 2? Didn't actually play it, just watched some to gauge interest and see if they fucked it up.

And yet this one is a cyclical sticky.

chek
What about Hey! Pikmin?

Exactly when I leave for work, it's perfect

Holla Forums! UNITE UP!

This is how I know Mark didn't make this. He would have cried for Ray 01.

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Can't I cry for both?

NOW IT'S A PARTY

it'll happen Mark. I gotta believe it

The big question is whats the sequel to smash bros Kerfuffle gonna be called off hand. Whats bigger than a straight up kerfuffle?

Super Smash Bros Victory

Mainly since V is a roman numeral and Victory is marketable.

Super Smash Brothers: WAR

Saging a sticky.

Also do your part to fight the Nintendildo cancer killing Holla Forums.

Well, if it isn't the heir to the throne of the roaming Rhullo, leader of the space pirate band known across the universe as the Guyzock, Prince Vorkken's first mate, user! And company.

Would you buy a Fire Emblem 4 remake?

I'll buy you

nerd

Not an argument

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b-b-buy my game

No
I'd totally pirate it though, as long as they do what they did with Echoes and have the devs be hyper autistic about the old one.

Entirely missed it.
Not what I want out of a Pikmin game. Was it shit? Doesn't seem like it fared too well.

fuck off mark, nu-tendo is shit and you're all fags for expecting from these amiibo mobile fuckers

Amiibo-oriented games are the Nintendo equivalent of pachinko machines.
I bet Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival 2 will be announced. Then again, perhaps Nintendo's learned from the mistakes of the past.

Name 5 modern developers that are better

Pikmin 3 was a bit short, though I did rush through it so maybe thats just how it felt to me. Loved the final boss/level though, and bosses in general.

Anyone got better bingo cards? The one I got sucks.

Here's to you.

It needs some "Nintendo's typical bad decisions" added on. I like them, but they are bound by ancient nipponese law to do something aleast a bit retarded or weird

hello rato

It still pisses me off that AC amiibo festival was a free download in Japan, but the fuckers put it on a disc and charged standard retail price everywhere else.
You can't even get past the damn title screen without scanning an AC-series amiibo. Every other game like this (Mini Mario & Friends, Nintendo Classic Highlights) is a free download in all regions.

hello rato

hello rato

This will be shit. Unless they announce that they are getting of paid online I see no reason to be hype.

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hello rato

*getting rid

Remember to buy my game

>it's nothing

Fuck off Nintendo shilling kike, stop promoting this shit.

top kek ok

If anyone has any predictions better get them out the way

P H Y S I C A L
D
L
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How new

Prime Ribs 4

You guys don't wanna join a random temporary discord server, right?

I doubt anyone here is interested.

ROGER

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Go For Broke ! !

Etrian Odyssey V already had a western released confirmed a while ago.

Stop calling it DLC. It's all on-disc/cartridge, which is way worse. At least the e-reader actually had the code on the fucking cards.

Ah, fuck it, rollan

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YouTube stream for the American version is up: youtube.com/watch?v=9-njR2hNfHA

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thanks user

GALKO IS PURE

rollan

やめろ、マーク

Yeah I know, I just wanted to talk with some people while watching. Not gonna bother posting it here then.

Well fuck, I'm dependable at least

what the fuck it's so fucking OBVIOUS that smash 4 switch port will be announced, OP sucks at listing

Nintendo UK's one is live now: youtube.com/watch?v=z870TX-BHB4

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Japanese is live kinda

youtube.com/watch?v=rPF86bJzebk

Rolling for the sake of rolling and waiting.

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Sorry user, you're destined to become the new Great Archwizard. But hey, at least you can still have a career!

First time I play this fucking thing and get arch-wizard. Fuck my entire life.

You have to believe in your teammates

ARE YA BINGO BOARDS READY SHITLORDS!??

Japanese stream is live.

GET ON THE JAP STREAM

Isn't 000 still a trip though?

Japanese stream is just playing old trailers as a pre-show.

Oh shit, is that Melee HD on the britbong stream?

SOCCER!!! WHOOOO! NINTENDO SHOVELSWITCH MASTER WAREZ.

faggot

NINTENDO - KING OF THE SHOVELWARE BABY!!!

someone is getting fired

LIVE

rip

[Cautious hype]

Well, I got nothing else to do. How long is this thing?

WE

Thank god

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YFW YOU DIDNT FALL FOR THE SWITCH MEME

YFW NINTENCUCKS

We should watch an Ice Poseidon stream instead tbh.

KWANGZ

Are you even watching the direct?

So is the new pokemon is still for babies or did they finally give the games difficulty?

Mup da doo didda po mo muhfuggin bix nood.

So is this shit literally just all of Pokemon Sun and Moon with extra content added in?

Free Celebi in Ultra Sun/Moon for anyone who buys Gold/Silver on VC

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rip

Thats good. For a second I thought you were here just to shitpost.

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mfw immunity cat

Ok thank god, they aren't talking about those kinds of Minions

They've abandoned it, haven't they?

Kirby deathmatch.

FUCK

WE WANT THE FURRY AUDIENCE

KIRBY: POWER STONE EDITION

So what did I miss? I dropped in at the end of Ultra Sun and Moon.

woo!

The best ability is Wheel.

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roll

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MIENKRAFT

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It's time.

fuck this im rolling >>13406132

Brit stream is doing Style Savvy 3: Blacked.com Edition

*No 3D

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Oh.
Minecrap.

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rolling

I like this Mario Party thing..

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Lmao

I kinda want this

Where are you getting this? Is this from the nip stream or something?

Apollo Justice is at the bottom of the headline list.

Maximum Hand Rubbing

Oh great, a new 3ds color

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I still can't believe people put up with the 3DS' horrible graphic quality. SNES games looked better.

Excellent

LET HIM DIE

Sword waifu chronicles 2.

XENOBLADE TIME

You can tick EO5 off the OP list

ye, it's behind the American stream now though because of Japanese exclusives.

XENOBLADE INFO GET HYPE

It looks as good as a gamecube but the resolution is lower than the PSP

Rolling time

War turtles confirmed.

WE

I have a feeling they only got British VAs because they felt as though they had to.

man the voice acting is fucking terrible

Weebshit sells, user. What did you expect?

Mein Gott, this voice acting is really hit or miss.

Also, giant green jews with meidos.

Holy shit. Xenoblade 2 looks like fucking trash.

I thought the same thing.

Why do I never like Xenoblade art/models? I always find them looking terrible

Better than
ONIIII CHAN
SUGOOIII
NANIII?

The same people are doing it as XB1.

Yay.

Hey, the first one looked fine, this one on the other hand looks like Nintendo is desperately trying to replicate what made the others good, and failing.

Still kills me. Such a shit name.

sounds better then whatever is coming out of this direct

When has any rpg had good voice acting?

Ok, I fucking love this dragon thing's voice. It sounds like a nature documentary narrator.

Your weebness blinds you

Did they cover up the xenoblade chick?

They don't want to wake up the consumers.

Mechaloli blades confirmed.

FFXII

Don't think so.

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user delet this!!!!!!!!!! If you hate nintendo you need to leave!!!!!

No. Same outfit.

if anything I'd rather them not have voice acting all together.

So Xenoblade is literally a less lewd Valkyrie Drive?

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Unfunny meme is fucking skeet.

Trips with no women. Also null dubs make me a wizard.

The faces/noses were a bit weird in the first one my opinion

As expected when they invented a new name in "localization"

I'M CAPTAIN BASCH

Feel like I'm being read a bedtime story.

At least they flowed better than this one, it looks like the production value got lowered in spite of graphical fidelity.

I hope they make an xenoblade X2 someday, that was fucking great but sales were so shit, atleast we got a xenoblade 2

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Fucking Nintendo.

God damn it. Enough with the xeno shit.

GO TO BED GRANDPA

Why did they give xenoblade 2 this ugly generic anime style?

Getting this guy to do the narration for this direct was such a fucking bad idea, who's responsible for this?

DECEMBER THE FIRST

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It's like they are purposefully trying to schism my 'tism

Does this have to be ported on everything?

Did that headline at the bottom say "New MOBA game"?

Chronicles X seems to by far have the worst models of them all

Hello rato

Great.

Yes.

Who the fuck asked for Kelp Dome?

It's unfortunate, but I guess it's understandable. I don't know if I could handle Britbongs butchering Homura all the time.

At least Pyra still has connotations of flames. They didn't go full retard and just give her a random name.

Fuck.

Yep.
INB4 smash MOBA

Hey Mark, how about not banning people for banter during this sticky.

What did they announce about Girls Mode?

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there's a difference between banter and roll spam

Girls Mode 4 on 3DS. I don't know anything else about it, I can't moon.

Normalfags are going to eat this up.

T E N C E N T

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That wasn't me. I made a post about Nintendo putting out shit and got banned for 8 hours.

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Mark is a flip flopping faggot, but he can be such a submissive seducing fucking bottomslut when he really feels like it, it makes me melt.
I can't hate him when he starts to dirty talk me and teases me tbh!~

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>FUCKING TENCENT
Nintendo, having some goddamned self respect.

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Wow, its literally a league clone by the same people.

thanks nintendo

wew

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BUY MY GAME

STOP RE-RELEASING SKYRIM FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

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WHERE IS TODD

someone had to support the shitty switch some more shit

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IT'S TIME

DOOD

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At least I'm 300% sure this is only in the direct because tencent gave Nintendo ten gorillion dollars for their shitty game to be featured, and also that they can't show anything worse in this direct.

fuck this gay earth

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TODDOMINATION

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I'm actually curious how that dota game plays on a controller.

I'm not gonna bother watching this.
What's been shown so far?

WEWUZSTEIN

What the actual fuck
Props for Bethesda for actually putting in some effort.

I'D RATHER BE A CUCK THAN A NAZI
#Resist

Trash, just don't say that or you'll get banned.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


NINTENTARDED PEANUT BRAINED CHILDREN WILL DEFEND THIS!!!!

Wow this sucks.

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He's soft alpha he lets his wife get fucked by a black man.

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WHY.

Chinks who own over half the game industry and release games on all platforms also release on Nintendo? What's there to defend?

Just get to Mario Odyssey you assholes, literally nothing they've shown in the past five minutes is anything anyone cares about

FUCK YEAH, NIGGERBALL

Exactly. Fanboys are fucking insane.

There had better be something good coming at the end…

Yeah, Octopath

Is this that game that was supposed to be for Ouya?

Oh nice, new square game

I really hope it's not Smash 4 related.

SO RETRO

Oh hey, it's that Octopath game that they've had nothing to show for over the last few months

It's a holiday season marketing direct, what are you fucking expecting honestly. wait for the December/January one, they normally reveal games in that one.

Who are you kidding?

Boy I sure do love Nintendo

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HD-2D

I wanna die

I like the artstyle of this game but can Square be salvageable at this point?

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honestly the visuals and typical rpg is really appealing but its not worth a switch.

I hope you can adjust the camera. Otherwise that forground shit is gonna be annoying.

Someone ban this faggot, he said bad things about Nintendo

SO INNOVATIVE

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I actually kind of like the artstyle. Much better than The Last Night.

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Slut simulator confirmed

But are their HD-2D girls?

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WHY

I'm tapping out.

This is even better than I thought it would be, very nice.

It even said "reputation down" after she seduced some one. So yeah, town bike path is totaly possible.

HD-2D
TRUE ROLEPLAY

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So this is just the battle system from BD

Didn't Seiken Densetsu 3 basically do this already

I don't know when this shit started, but I'm deeply sick of blurry bloom lighting layered onto 2D pixel art.

This almost would work if the lighting wasn't so fucking horrible.

How long until the SJWs start bitching about this?

Well lads, were 30 minutes in, and Xenoblade and this have each taken up 10 minutes each. I don't expect them to show anything of value in the next 15 minutes.

Holy shit.

FUCK YOU

BBBBBBUT MUH RETRO 2D AESTHETICS

Even if this game looks okay and is functional it they haven't given anything about the story. Literally no motive to want to discover more about it.

TIME FOR MORE CLOWN PORN

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oh man final fantasy was good only in 2d 16bit

MINEYCRAFTA: DRAGON QUEST EDITION

sony BTFO

Go away dobson!

Oh hey. DQ Builders was actually super good. Glad to see it getting ported around. Maybe we'll get a PC version next.

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Gookcraft

KIRBY BABY

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Oh, the ARMS update is landing right after the Direct ends?

That dedede

BUFF DEDEDE

That looked like maybe a proper Kirby game at least.

This direct is SO SHIT!

He is a big guy

It's all ports and re-releases

lol get fucked Nintencucks

end it all

L.A. Noire amiibos when?

Yeah it's mostly stuff to prep for the holidays

Dedede been lifting

300 dollar port machine

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Tiara rule34 please

L.A Noire for the goy motherfuckers

Hey, it worked for the PS4

ya but it doesn't cost me an arm and leg to get into ps4

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This is true. It's so fucking hard to find the things that even Amazon is gouging people.

THE CARTOON RAINFOREST KINGDOM LOOKS AMAZING.

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Mario Odyssey looks good but the reliance of possession like mini power ups to puzzle solve still has me a tad worried

I thought the Switch was suppose to be an upgrade to the Wii U?

What if I don't have time to collect these coins, surely there is another way to get them.

GRAND DAD CONFIRMED

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$300 semen demon


to be fair that isn't amazon's doing, it's a third party retailer selling through amazon
otoh amazon should do a better job of making it clear what is and isn't sold by them directly

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kill me pete

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Neat.

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oh wow a mascot platformer with a theme song with lyrics how fucking innovative

Nipponese stream showed sombrerro is still in.

So that was a load of nothing

Xenoblade 2 look good at least.

The retardation of shitposters will never rest.

12 GAME OVERS

American stream too.

12
2

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Don't kid yourself, my dude.

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AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

That's gotta be a first.

Relinquish board ownership and life.

The original Paper Mario looked better than this, fuck.

I actually do wonder about this. It's easy money. What's causing the wait? The only thing I can think of is they're adding a bunch of shit.

It was a pre holiday season direct meant to showcase games coming out for the holiday season, anyone who expected anymore was setting themselves up for disappointment, it's as if people thought that this direct was something like the one they show at the end of the year where they actually reveal games.

LMAO'IN @ U LIEF

BING BONG WAHOOOOOOOO

I'm all about Peach's peach.

If they don't let me use Japanese audio I'm not buying it. I can't tolerate a hundred hours of…. THAT.

Told you so, now unban me you shit.

Nintendo disappoints again.

Mario Odyssey reminds me of a weird combination of Sonic Adventure, Mario Sunshine and Banjo Tooie. Like the last 15 years of other games being neglected as a possible influence stopped, and now they want to go crazy and borrow from every other 3D platformer ever made.

Well kirby, mario and xenoblade looked alright. Octopath might be ok too.

Somehow, I'm sure that this was your fault. 12 game overs.

True enough, I was just hoping for a W101 port and some Virtual Console stuff

W101 was Kamiya's fault, I wonder why he retweeted.

So many games, so little games anyone that is not japanese would actually play. I mean why do they even showcase these for americans?

My thoughts, and me asking why some of the 3ds games are not being just put on the switch instead.

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Now im just waiting for the EO5 demo to come out.

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missed the direct, what's the 12 game overs meme?

So is Kirby the only new thing shown worth shit?

Probably to screw with people.

The pixel art with the background is pretty jarring. If they were going to go that route, the sprites should at least be drawn like in Dragon's Crown.

Mark can you delete the previous Jewtendo Direct thread you made? There's no point in it being up now that the shitshow is over.

Mark got 12 gameovers on a pre-release Sonic Mania Stream from what I hear.

But all the (((union))) actors are striking! SERVES YOU RIGHT GOY!

if you're going to post fishlips mcgee at least post the porn nobody posts

Did you forget MINECRAFT 3DS?
Surely there's still people who haven't purchased/played minecraft in some form yet!

Why? You can just grab the full JP game on Freeshop.

Reminds me of PS1 graphics.

No one is going to buy Smash on old consoles now, let alone an old console specifically for Smash. Everyone expects it on the Switch. Nintendo at least has enough business sense to know that. Something must be going on.

I dont have a hacked 3ds nor can i read jap.

I just got here. Shitpost about Skyrim, not fucking Minecraft, I don't give a shit if Notch is one our side now.

I am not surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised

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PS1 games looked better tbh famalam

I used to be all about that peach but Pauline tho

sucks, just like Isabelle

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Not really. They look worse, but they also have an aesthetic that sync with the rest of the game's limitation. What they're doing with this new game is just lazyness.

That's worrysome. Sad


checked. Fuck hipstershit pixelated garbage

The Switch is still selling incredibly well. I imagine they will announce it once the sales start to slow down a bit.

I was thinking something like final fantasy tactics. Just the way that hill is a perfect 45 degree ramp and the font of the text just jogs my memory. Also from this distance the pixels look like low quality textures.

Battlechasers is coming out as usual for everything but switch.

Imagine how hard the world would literally be shaken up if Bowser eventually stopped being a villain because Peach completely cucked Mario for him.

I'm disappointed in you for that image quality.
Nintendo knew exactly what they would reliably have ready for Christmas. If Animal Crossing was going to be ready, they would have said something months ago. And if it will be ready next year, there is no point in announcing it now and potentially stealing Christmas sales from the rest of their games.

even if they wanted to go for the 16bit feel, why couldn't the spirtes be smoother?

I asked for fucking any of the classic stages. Some of the old music would be nice, too.

Why'd they put Moray Towers in right away? Fuck that stage.

They said it would be delayed, but still… No date watsoever?

Because they are not trying to make the game for those goys around from the 16-bit era, or those newfags shurggin off (((Current year))) games for vintage software. They're market is the people following trends, those spoutting "Muh lack of GayRPeeGees", the Nintendrones, and the soccer moms.

how long until the gay daddy fetishists latch onto this

OP predictions versus reality:
< SMO got a big section
< ARMS update goes live today, Splatoon 2's is at the weekend
< All the games listed in the rest of this paragraph were featured

< Sizzle reel was about as expected
< Kirby on Switch got a title, a rough release date, and #BuffDedede is now trending on Twitter
< One of the streams had new hardware shown off
< Sonic Forces his way into this list
< Etrian Odyssey V is coming West
< Why haven't you pre-ordered Skyrim yet?

< Unlikely stuff was, indeed, Unlikely

20 minutes at most

Laying it on a little thick there buddy.

when does the bundle go live? It's the only game I need the Switch for

They probably already have. I think by around 7:30 EST, at least a dozen swimsuit Mario Rule 34 drawings will exist.

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Can somebody explain to me what the Nintendo Arcade thing is? Is it subscription-based service for Nintendo's choice of games or what?

I agree that is it a bit much, however it's just so predictabel and lazy that it ends up become a "No shit, Sherlock" moment when you hear people spout off "Why won't people buy these games? We gave them everything they wanted." meanwhile the market points to complaints that the company or person somehow missed when it was being shouted from the highest towers since day one.

Imagine if Mario enjoys getting cucked too.

lol I destroy scrubs like you who can't into vertical combat. I love the towers, always get a win streak. Git gud.

What complaints? The game isn't even out yet. You're getting pissed off over an artstyle and a hypothetical scenario. It doesn't matter.
and work on your spelling and grammar

It's like the NEO-GEO releases on eShop (and converted by the same company too), individual games with a custom emulation wrapper.
The "coming soon" tab in the eShop has a Mario Bros Arcade page up already.

im so happy we are getting minecraft finally on the 3ds ever since i was 12 i have wanted this.

At least we know he got those tribal tattoos removed.

Quick rundown on the direct?

Now.

Fuck you, I nearly forgot about that.

Are you telling me that a recent game sporting a "Retro 2D style pixel-art" assets for characters and items isn't going to be brainless shit that completely misses the point of why people talk about two decade old RPGs?
Yeah, I was too keen on hitting reply before bothering to spell check my post.

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It was a complete shitshow with amiibos and all, and somehow deserved TWO threads.

stop, it hurts.

You can not only enjoy The Elder Scrolls™: Skyrim™, but also DOOM™ and Wolfenstein™! Remember to pray to Todd Howard for Fallout™ 4™.

That's fucking it.

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It's a shit map with narrow pathways that funnel players, tonnes of sniper camping spots with little cover to hide from them and a lot of weapons are unviable on it.

That's the weakest lineup since the Wii U.

The PS4 was atleast as bad, it hasn't been a year yet for the Switch, it took 13 months for the PS4 to get Bloodborne. I have no idea how the Xbox One stacks up compared to either.

Holy shit, Odyssey was the only good thing about this direct

the ps4 today is wiping the floor with everyone and the ps4 13 months into its release isn't what the switch is competing with. it's competing with the PS4 now.

He's referring to how the Switch is already getting stronger titles out by the handful in a shorter timeframe vs. the PS4.

Golly gee fucking willacres, look at all those games nobody will be able to play because the switch is still scalped to shit and back
Jesus christ it's been 6 fucking months and there's still NO WHERE you can actually buy a switch at MSRP or in some retarded bundle with games literally nobody wants.

and the wii u was looking pretty solid in 2015.

Where are those stronger titles? Aside from Odyssey it seems to be getting just ports of stuff everyone played already and little else.

Mario has nipples?
For some reason I thought they wouldn't include those.

The thing is that most games with a "Retro 2D style pixel-art" art style are usually done by indie hacks. This is done by the bravely default people. Not saying this gets the game off the hook by any means but still.
Save your anger for when the game comes out.

That is exactly what you are implying.

Everyone in the Wii U line in your case.
The switch is already going to surpass the Wii U lifetime sales in a few months, so there is a lot of untapped potential and new consumers who skipped the Wii U line.

Yeah, like a solid piece of shit.

You know Nintendo last I checked the Switch didn't have many games, it'd be nice if you made some more for it and not that damn 3DS that still can't run fucking Pokemon with a steady framerate

No I'm implying that its stupid to get pissed off about the gameplay in a game that isn't out yet regardless of its artstyle. Even more so when the game comes from a team with a semi decent reputation.

In the 3DS' defense, a lot of Ninty's engines and tools are hideously unoptimized, and have been so since the N64 era.

It would be amusing if Nintendo started announcing multiple Wii U ports right after the Switch gets over the Wii U sales numbers.

Why did anyone have any hope at all for the Switch? How many times in a row do you have to get fucked before you learn?

Just realized something depressing about the November 3rd release date for Kirby Battle Royale. With Miiverse closing on November 8th, and assuming new games will keep getting Miiverse pages until then, KBR will be possibly one of the last games to have a Miiverse page.

Shut up shill, everything is going alright on switch.

Kirby Battle Royale has a November 3rd release date while Miiverse closes on November 8th, and assuming new games will keep getting Miiverse pages until then, KBR will be possibly one of the last games to have a Miiverse page.

Compare Kid Icarus Uprising to Pokemon tbh.

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one job

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I am still surprised that the Switch is getting M rated 3rd party games, even though most of them are ports.

Did it say that the 3DS is getting Fire Emblem Warriors? Why did it show switch gameplay?

Where the fuck can I find 3DS gameplay????

Doesnt sound half bad

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