-e-cuddles the Bardo-

My brother actually made his living off of yard sales for a few months
He would find all kinds of weird shit and sell it on Craigslist for way more than he bought it for

how to use your time productively and forget that there is no point to doing anything.

pet me

...

You take speed.

LIFE'S A OURNEY NOT A DESTINATION

You should be studying.

How do you enjoy a journey when you know that the destination is a dead end of nothingness.

Oh my god, Goggles.
It's too late in the night to be edgy with this existential void shit.

I take solace in the fact that nothing that comes after could possibly be worse than it is now

I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be but how are you supposed to work your hardest to do anything when there's nothing to come out of it.

Shits and giggles?

Because I know Harambe wants me to live.

just go out of your way to make sure everyone else is more miserable than you are

He died for us. We know that we're all loved.

shits and goggles

I will eventually.

then you play like a scared little bitch the rest of the games.

If he can walk on to the other side, then I have no fear in following.

This scattered feedback.
I like what Bard said the most although i still don't feel any better.

Cupcake, how would you describe me?

The question is like "How would your bestfriend describe you" so Idunno.

Anybody else having trouble loading thumbnails?

You liked Bard's answer because it was the edgiest when what you fail to recognize is that we're all about equally nihilistic.

You gotta do your bestest to be happy cause that's all you get, bakas.

I am

I'm your best friend? aww.

I would describe you as usually very cheerful and fun. prone to some bad moods at times, but we all are aren't we?

I am as well

i am no longer nihilist

i have become consumed by the meme of communist revolution

I'm not a nihilist.
I just treat this place sarcastically.

Someone should call me so I can talk to someone 'till I fall asleep.

Godspeed, comrade.

Hmm... This is for like a profiley thingy though.

I apologise to anyone who I annoyed for sounding edgy, it wasn't my intention. Not a good mood and I probably shouldn't be posting.
Have a good evening.

hey come on now
it wasnt that edgy

Sure bby gimme them digits

so leave out the last bit, duh.

Later.

goodnight goggles. feel better.

okies

Fuck it.
250-984-0686

you need to start taking internet imageboards a little more seriously my friend

what kind of profile are you making?

This place is just as real to me as my irl life so I like to treat it like irl
is full of irl people even if its not an irl physical place

is that really your number?

...

...

*Wheezing*

it is not.

Take care gogs hopefully tomorrows a lil easier for ya

$5 says Neko tried calling it.

...

see this is the way to approach things and internet friends are the same as real friends

A good lot of you are family.
I treat them with respect and love. They mean a lot to me.

This place specifically and a good number of the people here are nothing more than people I know and a place to be.

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Sho' nuff

Ohana means family~

This is not in any way usable as a reaction image.

at work when I went to wash the metal rack I use to sift the dough it clipped my thumbnail and then it started bleeding and now its hurting again and I cant even play guitar
FUCK

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sure it is

check this out

Bae: coome over
me:cant im shitposting on 8ch
bae: My parents arent' home
me:>>1339920

[GLORIOUS PAIN]

ENOUGH

WOW

Stop

What I do???

Family means nobody gets left behind

nightmare nightmare nightmare

bard is too real for this world

I was joking
I can't call you at work

When I was a little kid like somewhere between 5 and 10 I lived in a cul de sac in texas and I had a scooter and some of my friends had bikes and some had scooterrs and we'd all travel together and when some of us got too far ahead of the otehrs we'd call out ohana because family means nobody gets lft behind

but then you fell asleep, right?

...

Dream Dream Dream

i am awake arent i

so the nightmare is still going.

i love u man
not in a homosexual way

You will never get my number.

Bard, can you not reply to him so he'll leave?

Can I have your number, Squash?

We can like text and stuff when we're laying in bed and stuff maybe

savage
scathing

careful squash, that's how she gets ya

it wont end until i get what i want

youtu.be/k4GQv5OMk_w?t=26s

OK

Maybe. I might be getting a new phone and once I do a lot of people aren't getting my number a gain.

i'm hurt that wasn't directly linked to me

This show was beyond me.

...

#Courage

I'm hot shit so I can tell other people not to talk to people.
It's ok.

Says so in my name.

grazi

Hot shit.

what is it you want?

...

lol cupcake, pls

you never got my humor anyway

to be a pretty girl

He wants a pizza delivered to my house.

I tried really hard to because it made you happy when I did a few times.

maybe its just the paranoia but I feel like you're trying to make fun of me or something

you still have time, you're beautiful darling.

squash you're like a dog with a boner

why do u always have to pull out the passive aggressive bitch act man
not a good look

It's more the blushing.

Welcome back, Boo.

cant blame you for trying

i know

now I feel bad

Oh my god do I try.

are u the one who started this meme

No need, love.

You forgot to link me this Star Fox thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=uieM18rZdHY&feature=youtu.be&t

youtu.be/umHEax4N29o?t=42s

One guy made this.

I just can't understand this show.

I'll take that as a no

gotta respect the h3h3 ethan and hila are such a cute couple love em
i hope i have a relationship like that someday

...

Again, nobody respond to him.

dude will u please stop i really dont like that

youtu.be/IP0JWJ_LDb8

How much of this shit do you have?

i just want to chill and u gotta ruin shit
im bearin my heart being real and ur pulling an act wtf man
i hate that

I think I broke my sleep module

youtu.be/VFFsOWFoJzQ?t=1m7s

i hope my eventual dramatic meeting with my estranged father is like this

The egg begins to crack.

Don't reply to Sci.

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH

youll get back on it man dont worry

Only the one episode out so far?

Yeah. Took like a good 6 months.
He's getting funds and help now though.

always the memes too
gimme a break already

its funny

happened to me last night as well strange enough
maybe just that time of the month

It's questionable.

did you even watch what i sent you

if i dont get my 8 im cranky and miserable all day

Just ignore him, guys.

I still have the last one playing in the background.

i already see it coming

which one is sci
r u sci

should i not reply to this

im not a girl how dare u

you have to SEE it

i'll stick around just to spite u man u deserve it ur a real ass

Also we should Borderlands again someday.

I dont gots to do nuffin.

nezi hes never gonna play borderlands with u he just wants to drive the conversation away from me dont play his game

youtu.be/SVhme1eb8SI?t=53s

Why a gremlin though?
Why on the desk?

im not a very good friend...

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Nobody give him the pity he craves.

not that I disagree really I dont like him
but at what point is reformation not possible for somebody?

When is the line when that person can no longer change and how do we draw it?
who's to say that maybe he doesnt genuinely want to start over?

Although this is just the advocacy of satan
I side with you on this one
but for the sake of a back and forth and some politics

yeah nobody give test any pity, guys.

oh god bards at it again everybody

youre rly boring and fake imo
i do genuinely hope u come out of that and become a cool guy someday

yeah squash. why can't you just be a cool guy and rape kids like sci

Tell me, Bard.
Do you like to bet?

Can we just get along?

Because I already rape dogs.

i dont want pity i just want understanding and maybe a good convo those are cool

Again, nobody reply to him.

a long what? .//////.

eh

maybe

Don't cut Test's pity short.
He needs it.
He's been through a towering ordeal.

what drives u to do this

not really
gambling is a slippery slope and the odd are almost never favourable

if I still had feelings I would be pretty offended to see you saying this shit about sci when you literally decided you couldn't even be friends with me any more because I like being flirty and a slut sometimes. both of which I see you do constantly with certain people, I might add

lucky those feelings are pretty dead.

I want to play it again. OW got me into FPS games.

...

...

A long kiss goodbye or something tacky like that maybe

or something .//. shh

I wasn't even here.

I love to bet.
The rush it gives me is amazing.

But every time I do it I always tip ths scale against myself for the same reason I always do.

come to the dark side! join csgo!

muahahaha!

oh okay, that's not too lewd, I'd like that ^^

too busy crying from the lack of pity, no doubt.

I just saw your name and had to make a joke.

What? Ew.

fuck yes cupcake rip him apart

Look at this fucking cool guy.

that was all I had to say. it's just amusing how hypocritical people can be.

alright thanks for making my fantastic fucking evening perfect thanks

I meant a long walk on the beach

There is no rhyme, no rhythm, no point.

it's not my intention to make you feel bad. only to perhaps make you think inwardly a bit more.

So many angsty kids today.

We're ignoring Sci tonight.

Sup?

I've never won a gamble
But please relate this to the topic

i will settle for it then

well well well. around a lot today. hello again kisskiss.

but u keep acknowledging him

Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme.

He put his tender heart in a blender.

you're so cruel.

who are you talking to

i didnt realize those posts were about me i didnt read em

lol right? ur still cool if u dont talk to me so u fit in ill still respect u test
actually pls dont

Is that not every night?
Not a whole lot, thirsty but out of milk.

It bothers Darwin and I love it.
Also, I am surprisingly idle today and this is a good way to fill my time.

you, dumdum.

I don't really understand what kind of shit I'm saying about Sci

I have comments on the rest but I just dont have it in me to type walls tongiht

Every time you wager for something there will always be someone tipping the scales.
You can bet and hope someone will change, or something will happen, but there will always be that one force that works against it.

You can bet on it.

When aren't you thirst?

...

When I have a cup of tea to satiate myself with.
I should get some.

I bet squash won't gibbe digits :(

I don't give a fuck how he feels about it one way or the other, frankly.

yeah true. that's why I'm here all the time. the hours just melt away from my days of tortured existence. it's lovely.

alright. well maybe you'll understand what I mean later.

you could also just ignore it.

wow gay as fuck bro.

im right here

I think he's saying that you outwardly judged others on many occasions very aggressively, but do not judge yourself or think about how you act when you do something similar.

Tea is nasty.

I don't give my number out much anymore.

must not be any little kids around to molest.

Ignore him.

did i really hurt anyone that bad?
jeez

i thought everyone had his number

what is that supposed to convey

ignore who?

tons of hearts and affection or something. there's not too much art of her being affectionate.

I accidentally my contacts when I was half asleep :(

A lot of people have my old one.

like ur mom lol

Wise guy eh?

I like Squash and Cupcake but I don't really consider myself under their yoke. If I drop a conversation it's for my own reasons.

Well enough played
Especially with the odds stacked so high against

if I was capable of ignoring things that bothered me I wouldn't be where I'm at now

If that's what's being implied I have to disagree
before I say this I have to ONCE MORE
clarify I dont think sci should be welcome or around or anything

but with that out of the way
Why am I still allowed here then?
This goes back to my original question which was directed at sci but I would like to direct to myself

'When is the line when that person can no longer change and how do we draw it?

who's to say that maybe he doesnt genuinely want to start over?

theres alot of implications in this that got out of my hands

Wow, Test.

just filter me dummies

I also like ruining your fun.

You didn't post CP.

I have nowhere else to be and it is nice that it is up at any given point, though I usually don't bother hanging around if you are not here to converse with.
His opinion of people has no impact on my ability to enjoy them. I am good friends with Darwin, and that can continue regardless of who I keep as company I am sure he trusts me to think critically and make decisions for myself.

It's great, though I tend to prefer iced tea recently.

Don't talk to him and I will never change your Discord name again.

which do i have

probably for the best. i want to see her fucking die

dude why
i mean i get it thats cool and stuff
but dont rn

I know you wanted me to think wolf, but I just thought three stooges.

hey I'm not the one asking you to stop talking to people. I know that sci isn't going to leave just because people ignore him, that would be absurd.

that's a good point. you should add it to the list of things to think more about, bard.

Both probably.
I did text you last night.

I am partial to chocolate based drinks.

That was the vibe I was going for actually.

alright
so to clarify for those who might not understand once more
I dont support sci or him being here

with that once more said I ask genuinely is that the only reason he's shunned?
I dislike him for my own reasons and I've seen across a year or maybe even more now things that could just as well be added to that list

If the cp is the one thing that makes him beyond redemption, I completely agree, it's an abbhorrent crime that shouldn't be tolerated
but do we really not hold any of the other stupid shit he did against him?

Oh so am I, my favorite hot drink is hot chocolate and one of my favorite cold one is chocolate milk.
Chocolate is a wonderful thing.

I would appreciate if you held off your pot shots until a better night please

...

aww. you're making me blush over here.

I am usually here, so that ends up working out pretty well, eh?
he's butthurt about the whole thing with you know who and is taking it out on me even though I did literally nothing wrong. it's stupid, but I'm glad you don't let his ire detract you from spending time here, and more specifically from talking with me. I enjoy it when you're around.

who, beatrice? you have to learn to love her. she and I are a package deal now.

you knucklehead.

these aren't meant to be pot shots, bard. I have exactly zero animosity held towards you, and in fact I still like you. I just want you to be a better person.

See you in 6 months.

wtf did i even do to u guys

fuck the email too that was nothing nobody cared about that

Why would we need anything to shun anyone?
This is a board for petty twats.

We cant flirt.
Darwin is here.

what is this fucking argument

oh did you? im confused

oh
Maybe I'm just crazy

You have my new number for sure because I asked you for your pass for Michael.

nobody likes a package deal

oh right that dumb shit

I don't think so bard. I think you just overthink things and are quick to take offense where none is given. in other words, you're human.

that sounds nice c:

What a bargain. But I'll only agree to not respond to him tonight, not forever. Don't overestimate how much a name is worth to me.

the arguments about why should people have to carry past mistakes on their shoulders for all eternity

well you better learn to like it, buster.

His eyes will give out soon, we can just wait a few minutes.

Yes it does.
He does not and I don't really want any part in that particular drama. I prefer to watch from afar and enjoy the show.

yeah squash. don't overestimate how much a name is worth to doodoohead mcfartpants.

Your fault for changing it.

3 days. And Ill let you pic Cup's for a 4th.

Or blind him with our love.

believe me, I don't want any part in it either.

anyway, what are you up to tonight?

Deal.

rude.

Bad puppy.

WHAT

After that thing about not taking me for granted.

this is retarded.

Post tiramisu

It stays what you pick each day you don't even acknowledge Sci after the 4th.

uh because they are their mistakes?

im leaving you again

i didnt see the issue coming

This thread is making me happy

dude metal guy what did we talk about last time again

Well this could be well in my favor if he's not around for a week or so.

not me

And it fell to me.
I was in tears.

It very well could be.
But it only changes on the 3rd day when your end is held. After that it sticks per day after.

I getcha. I'll think about his new name in the meantime.

going to go cut myself a bunch. fuck.

this is fucking ridiculous. you people suck.

well it's over with i believe

im not looking to get into an argument with a furry
arguments are so shitty with guys whats even up with that

dude shut up ur a dick too even though i think ur kinda cool sometimes

Even bad puppies make good bargaining chips.

i meant "you guys" as in furries

Watching people suffer is most pleasing

swedish fish

Make it a good one.

What worth is a name?

My heart is still racing.

no surprise we get along so well

be gentle with me test. I have been so kind to you. I could have picked you to rename when squash let me do that. remember that.

remember that and be kind.

I happen to like the way Cup looks.

I am eating pudding using ritz crackers as a spoon at the moment. Soon my mother should be home from her trip to canada so I will greet her and help carry in her bags and such. I would like to get to bed early tonight so I am trying not to get too wrapped up in things. By early I mean 2 am.

I would like you added me back so we can converse and other things, but I did not go nearly as far this time and if I did without realizing it I am sorry.

After Guero pulled a favor so do I.

dude im like the only person who has responded to you seriously since the thread started

calm down

its fucking boring tho

overwatch is so done atp pack up and move on already

Also want to call 'till I pass out?

no

the answer will always be no

2am isn't even that early.

does the pudding even taste good on ritz crackers? that seems like a taste combo that wouldn't taste bad but I can't see it being particularly good.

i dont feel bad anymore now i just feel angry fuck man

Plus ur super cute

It always is

Just don't rename Cupcake to anything emasculating or insinuating he's a girl.
Because that's exactly what he wants.

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shut your mouth you cur.

it's times like these when stepping away from the computer and doing something else is helpful.

its usually funnier when people are bothered at eachother

Bard don't be angry

You are cur.

Tsuchi is a girl irl

Don't worry, I'll be harsh but fair.

because someone with an excitinng and fullfilling life would post here every day
all nighht long

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if I wanted my cumback I'd just wipe it off your bitch's chin.

whats ur point
ive learned from experience
every discussion ive had with a furry where we disagreed turned out stupidly unproductive and not even fun

Jesus Christ i hate this phone

those were all playful jokes! playful jokes!!!

What do you mean?

Please.

Leave Neko out of this.
They have been a good pup tonight.

pretty self explanatory comment m8

do ho ho

entertain me worm

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I was hoping for some examples

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Bard, come on.
We were doing so well ignoring him.

beggars cant be choosers, etc.

no

...

I don't really feel like I'm a part of that group at the moment

oh

well im not giving any

...

...

Oh my shit.
Test, you have made my night.

THIS IS FAR TOO APPROPRIATE OF AN IMAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Get out

i got a bunch of diet coke though so im gonna be living lavish

do you want to see what im working on

i dont have anything to give u bard im sorry we're just in different worlds man but i love u for it

im not begging for shit
?

Baby I do that every night.

...

...

this is all you're going to get
you can take it or you can leave it

I loved that short story.

I would love to.

True.

Can't see what that is
It's probably something gay

...

i just want to chill and u gotta ruin shit
im bearin my heart being real and ur pulling an act wtf man
i hate that

dude will u please stop i really dont like that

ur really cutting into me here

you're so cruel.

excellent. thank you.

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nah i dont feel the need to push the issue or whatever we're cool each doin our own thing if thats how it goes
stay real

Damn, George. That turn around was ice.

then the dogs have at you

test stop being a bully ;-;

i see how u could take that as begging or something but thats not how i feel so whatever

nevermind kyle its not ready

It's early for me when until recently it was 5 am that I was going to bed at.
It is quite good, a nice sweet and salty taste. I am a bit odd in my food taste and I think that I like it because it is an odd combination in a it's fun to be eccentric way.

explain to me how you feel then

Alright. I would like to see it when it is.

lol i liked that one

yikes. why were you going to bed so late all the time?

I mean, sweet and salty is great, but a ritz cracker and pudding? I dunno man. of course I can think of far worse things.
like using an actual spoon. ugh.

im cool just hanging around here talking to myself
not really hurt by people not talking to me rn (even tho a lot of the time i am)
i just cant stand the assive aggressiveness and posturing that really gets on my nerves
thats how i feel

...

is it really passive

"assive aggressiveness"
that mistake turned out p nice
thats a keeper

Become the spoon for him to eat pudding off.
Get him on the rebound.

I like kisskiss but I barely know him. and vice versa.

it absolutely is i think

We are

Primordial sound

Outward and in

WE ARE EXISTENCE

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It tastes good to me, I say it's worth trying. I find it best to use the Jello brand vanilla chocolate swirl pudding. It's light enough for the cracker to scoop well and the two flavors are a nice mix-up.

how loveley it would be to empathize tonight
it wouldn't be so bad if the others felt the same

I am off to bed.
Tonight has been hilarious.

yeah you're such a real pillar of the community bard. well done for being better than everyone around you

dont do that

Night Kyle!

that does sound enticing. I might have to give it a try next time I go shopping. it does fill all my requirements for food and then some.

as in, can I eat it without any real preparation, and even better, can I eat it without dirtying any dishes.

goodnight squash.

have sweet dreams tonight

Way to be a piece of human garbage.

I have much better dreams when I take melatonin than I normally do

Then again I don't normally dream

oh i thought you didnt want to talk to me to begin with

glad u enjoyed urself

Stop just stop

Nite squish

That is what makes it a perfect midnight snack.
I like to take time and prepare my normal meals most of the time though. Cooking is my new favorite hobby.

Sorry babe
That's just what I do

i've been considering melatonin dosing but I'm afraid of long term issues wiith sleeping from it
how long have you been on iit

Try taking Xanax and Alcohol

Real good dreams fam

But I was literally getting half an hour of sleep a night :(

dont bitch at me man
leave bard alone he's not like us

Not long at all, like a week?

this is ironic i see what you're doing

i love it

everyfuckingtime

Leave me fucking name out of your filthy mouth

what am i doing
im about to bail soon

jk Sci, you my nigga

No, I was just getting back at your ohana thingy or whatnot

This is as bad as when we had people talking about "taking painkillers to kill the PAIN OF REJECTION" when they were taking fucking aspirin.

I hear dependancy can become a reality with that
and when the withdrawels become lack of sleep that sounds a bit worrysome
have you tried any other methods of sleeping before switching tto it or did you jjjump straight into dosing?

no

is this a fake bard?

...

thanks for checking in.

well that's nice. cooking is something I enjoy when I don't hate nearly everything about life...so for now microwave and ready to eat out of the package foods it is.

okay it is
cool

i just said

buh bye

youtube.com/watch?v=_BXDmDLJEns

I found your blog from the time you stopped posting.

Pls no bully

Alright. I think I cleared my head.

Bard, thank you for what you said before. I think it helped.

oh wait there are ids i forgot lol

Oh. Well okay then I'm going to sleep night

I have absolutely no idea

I sleep fine normally but my new job stresses me a lot so I tried melatonin and it worked idk

i never said anything about abuse

using melatonin at 10g or mg or whatever the fuck its regularly dosed at can lead to issues sleeping

/bed

that could've been made better

okay then u think whatever i guess
bye

Let me know how it turns out if you stick with it
goodnight and sweet dreams

It's obviously still broken fam

I dont know who made it, I just saved it from some old thread Neko linked

but during that time I felt pretty okay about things.

goodnight colby.

eh better than nothing then

uh oh I got a crush

im sorry cupcake

Don't wake up pls

for?

your parents giving birth to you

Soto stop being mean

Is it me? Don't worry, this happens all the time.

Like the soda or gay feelings?

mostly being weird

soto stop being so tsun and make love to me already.

no worries.

...

gomen gomen

Post Betty nudes and then we'll talk ^W^

Not you on this website thingy or whatnot. Fucking adorable.

The gay feelings. They've been terrible and bubbly all day and it's stupid ahhh

I think I'll get a pumpkin spice latte tomorrow and get my basic bitch on

I'm guessing Soto's tumor would start growing inside Cupcake's asshole and it get stuck.

oh stop. you love it when I hit you.

you disgusting pervert.

like youd know

Cupcake would literally be pregnant with my tumor
Real shit

She looks so un-betty like probs cause of the eyes

I imagine you're into it.

oh shit I didn't even notice. you're right. the eyes are normal.

dat z explicit folder tho

i have a sensitive side

what a slow night
only 2 a.m

lmao good one

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I like eating decent food and creating something makes me feel accomplished for whatever reason. I have also been on my own a lot lately so cooking helps keep meal costs down.

I hope it doesn't storm tomorrow

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