No

No

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alrighty then

...

What kind of dynamic would this be if I gave you what you wanted?

YES YES YES YES YES

only if you show it to me hard this time.

You do realize I'm into it when you deny me what I want, right?
Like this is a legit fetish of mine.

Dreams and hopes of a Cuppers thread

Did I show you my dick already?

soft, yes.


those have been dead a while already.

Yes. That is where the fun is.

kill urself squash u aint shit
u will be poor all ur life lmao

as opposed to you mr potato head

didn't you drop out of college to fulfill your dream of catching that darned hedgehog

it's like every post is a level of projection that is the stuff of wet dreams for psychologists.

I already wanked today so I can't get too hard right now.


I still want to see belly.


Post your last pay stub.


Lost it.

I have nothing but time. I can wait.

I get pretty horny around lunch.
Maybe I can snap a pic then.

I find it funny how your threads raise resentment, just because I can't figure out why.

if you wish.

Maybe I want you to ask for it.

...

they need to be made. I make them at 250 images or more if I'm not paying enough attention. it's such an impossibly trivial thing to care about, it just blows my mind. but then again, the word "petty" is constantly being redefined in my mind the more I stay around here.

I thought I already did ask for it.

Nada, impala.

Beg.

...

I get the point, but I don't get the point how they're bad or how some people get booty bothered over them.

One day. Maybe. The dream continues.

please show me your big fat cock, daddy squash.

i didnt drop out i withdrew so i can return fall 2017 and study finance and make a shitload of money

your life-plan is to vote on the left so the govt has to pay for you to be a shitty artist


no man i just get fruatrated when squash acts like hes hot shit, because he's nothing
i dont even do that and i have reason to do so

just another of life's many mysteries, I suppose.

It's all I have.


That works.

You have no right to.

wonderful.

That was a lie though, I know why but I can't see it as the reasonable reason.

Squash has a reason to think of themselves as "hot shit", they are... as much as I dislike to say it... is a poster of integrity and worth. Unlike yourself sci. You are a wet fart in comparison. I mean. When you were banned nothing of value was lost. The only thing that was lost was an empty husk of crap to boost all of our egos.

I ain't even started yet. ;w;

I guess we have a date now.

*Barkself

lmao cute

It's just a spark but it's enough to keep me going... And when it's dark out, and no one's around, it keeps glowing

it doesn't really matter. if it wasn't this, it would be something else.


wasn't talking about you.


the most romantic first date ever.

[projection]

How's it going, thread?

same as always.

how are you, maddie?

Diggy-ily

I am a man of constant sorrow.
I've seen trouble all my days.

I was just about to say that it's autism, but okay.
Time to get going again, bye.

yeah, that's probably a good guess.

farewell, SD.

bye bye sd
:(

Sleepy. Poor. I'm scrapping my car again. Feelsbadman.


Whassup scooters?

Shame, I wanted an excuse to post crazy stuff.


Trying to quit smoking as I already feel bad, that way I will think my sadness is because normal things and not that I'm addicted to cigarettes.

How about you?

...

that sucks, I'm sorry to hear it. hopefully things manage to turn around. I'm guessing you haven't heard back from the nearby pizza place yet. after a couple more days you should start doing follow up calls, employers like that.


you don't need an excuse, go right ahead.

I find this reference troubling. And oddly amusing.
[The worry rises]


Nothing much. Nothing really interesting. Barring fuelling a foreign exports companies.
Yourself? How is this...ThursGAY treating you?

...

hi

Soggy Bottom Boys are amazing.

I can one hundred percent tell you that quitting them is harder than quitting heroin. It's so shit.

I'm trying to make rent lol Work hours have been suffering bigtime.


I know how to get a job, yes.


I'm not sure what that means. It's okay. I woke up at least.

okay. good talk.

...

Feels good to be great.

How goes best healer-player?


Bottoms in general are amazing.
Zing.
Are they the ones that MFF posts so much?


Yeah, that usually is the minimum for a day. Waking up. Heh, I was trying to remember what day it was.
Plans for the day? Working? Loafing?

depressed.

Soggy Bottom Boys are the band from O' Brother Where Art Thou who sing Man of Constant Sorrow.

You think there is some healing properties in chilli?

I dunno, something about the stuff makes me feel good inside.


Probably reason why I feel like utter shit.

Trying to binge on chocolate but I feel so west I dare not leave the house.

I got delayed for my work shift so I haven't left my bed yet.

I don't know how much it can heal you but I know it tastes amazing.

You'll probably have to leave the house sooner or later.

Confusion is actually an appropriate reaction to have.

The intent is to point out how playing strictly raw is impossible.

The psionic power "Psionic Lion's Charge" has a duration of "Instantaneous" and casting speed of "Swift".

The effect: When you charge, you can make a full attack in the same round.

This means that as a swift action once, at manifester level 3, the character who manifests this can forevermore perform a full attack in the same round as a charge.

Note very carefully that it doesn't say you have to full attack as part of the charge. Only in the same round.

So you can charge someone, and then perform a full attack on someone else on the way.
Or full attack someone, and then charge someone else.
Or charge someone, and then wait until it isn't even your turn, and they decide to move away, and full attack them on their turn in response to a five foot step.

nerd

that seems a bit busted.

Same. But we will survive Luka. Its what we do. Fight. Struggle. Survive.
Then we rain justice from above.


You are now just saying words at me at this point. I have no real knowledge to acknowledge this.
-Nods intensifies-


Its a work day? Babby or better shift?

I know, I'll have to try and make an effort somewhere, but right now I'm locking up everything and trying to keep movement to a minimum.

Tempted to go to bed too.


Coffee, chilli, chocolate... if there was a way to combine them all and not taste like shit; it'll be the greatest thing since Nutella.

I don't know about coffee but I know chocolate is sometimes used in some kinds of chili.

youtube.com/watch?v=meCZ5hWNRFU

It would have been an 8.5 hour, but now will be 6.5.

They're really bending me over good lately. My last check was only 270-something so now I'm in the shithole.

...

yeah... i guess.
just difficult... to get noticed...

Grazi.
I just realize I have seen the trailer to this years back. Clooney and that daft character of his.


God damn it all. Well, you are going to nail it arent you.
Looks like I am going to have to rejig my work rota for the future.
Alot of smaller babby shifts are getting cut.
I do not envy my manager at all.
But tomorrow is a 14 hour split shift... Only split because I have to travel from one place to another.
8am-10:30pm .-.


Persistance. Its crucial. Tenacity. A must. Guts. The catalyst. You can do this Luka. We can do it. We are going to wreck it.
AWOOOOOO!!!

If you have not seen it I highly recommend it.

...

I should maybe do that asap. If I haven't done it by tomorrow do remind me/cajole me to torrent it for this weekend.

It is.

There are arguments to say that Monk, in fact, are not proficient in Unarmed Strikes, despite that being the entire class M.O..

D'oh.

The fact that characters with Evasion can evade an explosion without moving from where they stand is kind of dysfunctional in and of itself.

what do i do?

Chilli chocolate coated coffee beans could be a thing.

I know that roasted beans are edible.

yeah honestly this is far from the only broken abuse of the system I've heard of. my ex used to show me shit all the time that could be exploited in various ways. one of my favorites was the old cap from /tg/ where someone used his points and skills in such a way that he was able to be a bear that no one on earth could tell was a bear.


start a crowdfunding for it.

If you know much of Homer's Odyssey you might enjoy all the parallels it has in it.

That or just making it myself.

never make it yourself when you can get idiots on the internet to crowdfund it first.

You don't let the little things get to you. Deflect them little things. Keep doing the usdual motions. Things will happen. They always do.
I am depressed as fuck right now. But guess what. It isn't going to kill me. It hasn't killed me yet. And I refuse to let it kill me now. I am going to fight it with as much venom as I can. And sure, my battle might be lsot. But I know I win the long game. I always do.
So while I tread the water in this low Ebb, I am adjusting my shades for when I bust into the sunlight of happiness.
Then. Luka. Then you have my permission toDab


I read that, was years ago though.
Was a good read if I remember rightly.
For some reason the original 80s Clash of the Titans zoomed into my noggin. I loved that movie as a kid. And would insist on my padre to put it on.

Well tell me when you see it and how you like it.

But I gotta make it myself to try it out and see if it works.

Plus, I'll be the very first person to try my thing!

just pretend you already did and then ask for a few thousand bucks to buy enough supplies to make more.

I guess so.

How long is the split part? I'd take long shifts like that if we had them. The babby shifts seem to be more exhausting than the long ones. Not exactly sure how that works.

Thanks~
you use good words.

what's a dab?

...

I shall I shall.
I need to go off the grid sometime and get caught up on all this media I have been neglecting.


The split is the travel time huehuehue kill me.
But they know I will be travelling so there is that. I guess it can be considered a break.
Long > short kek kek

Sir Bearington, yeah.
The best part is that it's workable in 3.5.

Someone casts Awaken on a bear and rolls decent int, and bears already have decent int.

The weird part comes in that Awakening an animal also grants them, explicitly, "the ability to speak one language that [the caster] knows, plus one additional language that [the caster] knows per point of intelligence bonus When you charge, you can make a full attack in the same round. (if any.)."

All that part about bluffs to mimic language? Completely unnecessary, the bear already at least speaks one.
And every race speaks common. (D'oh.)

**"and bears already have decent cha"

I have no list of things to watch now.
I should fix that.

Where did that charge line come from.

No, I know that. I mean how long is the commute from location to location?

hue size-queen

still funny though.

why do bears already have decent charisma?

lol

hi cup?

nice to see you finally noticed me :)

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Definitley. I have been meaning to compile a Classic movie list and plough through them.
Like. Maybe find a topp 100 movies list and just nail it before the years out. I dunno.


Size McQueen :3

Um, could be 30mins-40mins.

I suppose it isn't so glum. Maybe a tactical red bull in my bag would be prudent.

How to feel better

Stretch goals will include

A dab is something that all the people are doing. A sort of dance/stance.
Kinda like the Souljah boy.
But less complicated kek

Cuddle ikt.

Redbull gives you wings^^

that's what a dab looks like, more or less.

since you were wondering.


thank you thank you


I see a lot of "success" there, does that mean this is good? also hi.


white chocolate fucking sucks.


drink.

An Holla Forums movie night would be fin actually.
We all bring a movie and nobody knows who picked what movie and we all get drunk or high and watch them.

Yes it means very good! ^^

I know but you gotta spread out since some people like the stuff... monsters...

wonderful. I knew you could do it, emily.

I wouldn't take money from a disgusting white chocolate lover if I were you. it's probably infected with something incurable.

I didn't! :D

How cuppers be today

Oh, guess it wasn't as decent as I was thinking.

Black bears have 6 charisma, but awaken gives them +1d3

So at worst, that bear would be a little socially.
At most it's just slightly below average at interpersonal interactions.

so... uh
just another Twerk thingy? >_>


oh... so like uh... sneezing into your arm?

The only way for goggles to feel better is for him to fucking kill himself.


It does, I may need it. Maybe I ought take some money with me... I believe the last leg of my shift is at a place that gets "takout" in for their evening meal... So if I get my money out I could just be a madman lel.


That would be superb. I wonder how we would organize that. Maybe everyone gives a designated streamer their choice in advance. Then said designated person gets the materials together and we play them. Only the player knows who gave what. I dunno.

BUT the premise is a cool one. Streams are hella fun.

Bears have 12 wisdom though.
So on average, bears are wiser than humans.

Kinda makes you think.

Pretty much. Blame CamNewton.

meh. fine. glad to see you're in a good mood at least.


my dream of having an army of sociable bears to help me look cool at parties dies before it even began.


yeah, apparently. it's an "urban" thing. us white folk wouldn't get it.


yeah. that bears are big fat nerds.

In the event I could gather my old account from the old streaming service I used I could do it.

lawl first thing i see when i googled him was the start of a naruto run almost lmao


them urban cultures be soo whack yo...

That's why humans are peasants, and such peasants have the same lifepoints as ash rats.

What's not good?

that's racist as fuck, luka. how dare you.


everything about my life

An awakened Dire Bear, though, would have 3d6 intelligence, 12 wisdom, and 10+1d3 charisma.

No matter how you look at it, an awakened dire bear would statistically be about as smart as a person, but wiser, and suave as fuck.

Never mind that that's a fucking dire bear talking to you, his charisma is 11-13, he's a silver tongued devil.


Wisdom isn't intelligence.


Yeah, I just looked at them.

congrats on falling right into my trap, nerd. only a nerd would know that.

huh?

nothing, just a joke.

Sounds like a plan.


God damn it Cam. He was such a let down in the Superb Owl.

I shall see if I can't find the program again.

Rolled 3 + 10 (1d3)
So, 10+ 1d3 charisma, right?

are you unhappy with me?


i don't know anything about sport stuffs... @_@
is he like super duper famous or something like that micheal jordan basketball guy?

Rolled 3 + 10 (1d3)Giving this a try.

no, not at all.
it was just a joke that didn't land.

Yes. This makes a scoot happy.
I mean. Good idea, baka.


Not really, its just he young and he had a great season last season.
Like, he did way better and dragged his team to the finals.
I am sure they weren't projected to get to the play-offs.

I think it's actually not your fault this time.

Alternatively you could ignore all that and instead be a dire rat.
Sure your cha takes a hit, but you're a small animal, of average human intelligence, greater than average wisdom, with 3 racial hit dice.

Because of your intelligence, you can now take class levels.

Take a few of Cleric, and you can take the spell Divine Power.

This'll give you a full base attack, and +6 strength (or something like that.).

You are now an intelligent, dire rat Cleric, that has 10 hit dice.
This means you have a base +10 to attack, plus whatever your racial hit dice give you, plus 3 from str.
You'll probably show that dire bear what for.

I wanna do this now.

1d3 charisma is a boost to charisma, not a skill check.

I am aware of that. the fact still remains.

i'm not a landing pad~


what will you project now? since he bad now?

Oh

*chu*

you could just make an entire campaign based around getting the most ridiculous dire animals possible and then fighting them.


what kind of pad are you?

heh. thanks emily.

So would it be possible to be seduced by a direbear?

honestly would it be possible not to be seduced by one? dire bears are sexy as fuck.

Oh, nothing. He isn't from my team. I just supported his team in the SuperbOwl as I didn't want the opposition to win.
It was fail.
I guess I will post terrible vape to appease Amon.

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I also need to point out, Awaken works with plants too, not just animals.

It is entirely within the realm of possibility to be a Oak Tree Wizard.


You really could.


In theory.
Only if it's awakened.

I dunno if the game really has rules for using charisma to seduce.

You were supposed to say "THIS TIME?" all indignant like.

Tell me the kinds of pads i can can choose from pls~

What the hell is this nerd speak? Is this DnD? This is cringey as hell. Nerds.

You're just jealous that you don't get to be a Balsa Tree Fighter.

make it happen rin. realize your destiny.


if I was less self aware I would have. but I know from many years of experience that my humor is just a little off kilter from most people.
it happens a lot.


maxie pad. jump pad. pad thai.

a demon?

Imagine the strength modifier.

Who needs charm?
You got intimidate.


That's how they sell different books.
On rules of seduction and other stupid shit.

Are you DMing something?

pad thai looks like the most delightful option~ ♥

actually butt hurt

that's why they're so sexy. they will make you love them. literally.


well then there you go. do you come with any side dishes?

you and the "missus" have some fun I take it?

Never let your objective opinion of yourself get in the way of getting defensive and hostile at every opportunity, that's what my old man always says.

No, Amon also written Amun, the Cheif deity of the Egyptian pantheon.

Join the club.
I'm literally leaking salt.


You think you need to make an endurance check to survive the buttpounding?

Shit.
I'm depressed now.

I missed something reading the MM before.
Under Improving Monsters,

Class Levels: Intelligent Creatures that are reasonably humanoid in shape most commonly advanced by adding class levels.
...
Increased Hit Dice: Intelligent Creatures that are not humanoid in shape, and not intelligent monsters can advance by adding hit dice.

RAW it doesn't work.
So it really does come to the DM.


Reading threads about dysfunctional rules.

well fuck your old man and fuck you too. you can't tell me when to get defensive I'll fucking knife you.

probably several in a row. but it'll be worth it.


oh. well don't let the rules stand in the way. just copy their system and add some house rule tweaks.

That's the spirit.

But, that is what HE wants.

I knew I could do it if I just believed in myself.

SOMETHING IS IN MY BASEMENT AND IT IS LOUD AND MAKING LOUD CHIRPING SOUND I THINK IT'S A POSSUM

well try to remember it's not worth the risk of disease and wrap your cock up before you fuck the poor thing.

it's almost friday!!

Don't get rabies.


I feel you emphasized the wrong word here.

this level of deductive reasoning is what you're going to college for. this is why it's all worth it.

This sounds like the beggining of a terrible Furry pornographic flick.


SHit, actually, did you kidnap haikuuuus?

HAHA

Oh wow

Also, a special mention goes to trolls.

In DnD 3.5 it is perfectly possible, by technicality, to have a Half-Troll Mountain Troll.
This means you are a mountain troll with a troll parent.

It gets even more ludicrous because nothing (besides logic) prevents you from being a Half-Troll Troll.


I'm not DMing.
But if I were, I'd let it happen, because it seems entertaining as all hell.

I did. Faor maximum confusion. A barrel bomb.

friday is gonna be the first day I get more than 3-4 hours of sleep

I will be free

No no, Kuus was a raccoon.

I AM LEGITIMATELY AFRAID TO LEAVE THE DOOR TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM OPEN NOW CUP


WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU


THEY ARE ADORABLE BUT HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT A POSSUM THAT IS PROTECTING BABIES THEY ARE MONSTERS I CANT DO THAT AGAIN

No not today at least.

My chair just sucks


why?

so start your own campaign. with blackjack. and hookers.

in fact, forget the campaign.


sleep is a waste anyway.

SKUNK

That's what I was looking for.

I thought he was a skunk?

oh so it's a girl possum. that's a shame.


I would say I feel your pain, but my chair was like 200 dollars and is wonderful.

...

wor wonton
and uh... umm sweet potato fries? with that orange sauce?


oh... so uh... what's he do for you?

Do you have a "gamer" chair?

I could be wrong, but I am sure we in the UK do not have a native possum species. So no. I have not.

but I feel like those bags under my eyes are gonna explode

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dysfunctional rules on Dungeons and Dragons or in general?


Death would be better than the life that awaits the survivor.

I dunno how long anyone can live without an ass.

Like something straight out of those messed up animes I watch.

A number of things.

yes.


I don't like sweet potato fries. guess I'll have to order something else.

defeat it

They are fearsome.

what do you like?

Wheres your dildo mount?

Bingo bango


He did nothing. And I expect nothing. But I was still disappointed. He didn't have a good game at all. I guess it is a bit much to ask someone to hit the lights 100% of the time.


They are also, oddly, adorable... I wonder why I think that. Its odd. Maybe because they seem emo.

Dryads are tree dependent, and must never stray more than 300ft of their tree.

But if someone awakens the Dryad's tree and makes it move that distance away while she's asleep, the Dryad won't die.
Since she hasn't yet strayed 300ft from her tree.
And when she wakes up, if she doesn't move, she hasn't strayed anywhere, and is therefore still alive.

I would love a domesticated one.

In fact, a case could me made that if that tree gets a kilometer away, and the Dryad keeps moving in the same direction as her tree, she is never straying away from it.

you should be using all kinds of girly cream to keep your lovely complexion.


she give the good succ?


you're just being intolerant to the buttless people of the world.


regular fries are great. but they aren't exactly a side dish for asian cuisine.


I just use the ones with suction cups, it sticks to the material just fine.


that just seems like a really cruel prank to play on a dryad though.

...If she goes straight towards her tree does she live? I mean, she's still not straying AWAY

Odd/niche pets are so awesome.

Thats sounds like a real pain in the ass.

It's just one of those things where the rules don't actually say what they maybe should.


see

logic is fun.


she covered that way to pay attention IDIOT

I WAS ALREADY TYPING IT OUT, I'M NOT READING THE THREAD WHILE I'M PUNCHING OUT A REPLY

those are super expensive, I just use cleansing cream and anti-zit stuff.
and I like my bags! like natural eye shadow

you expect too much of him?


oh... you wanted only asian cuisine side dishes?
soo.... like sweet and sour pork?

huehuehue


which are always good because then if you have a cool DM you get to do all kinds of fun shit.


actually I like the "never gets enough sleep" look a lot. I have no idea why, it just does it for me.

Damn straight I'm intolerant.

No ass = No mercy.
Assless freaks.

that's more of a main dish but yes, I love that stuff.

triggered.

I mean
it has a certain touch

it's just weirdly adorable.

I did. It was as much my fault for the disappointment. No real hard feelings.
But then Adele starts playing in my head and I am all like WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-ALL! HAD A SUPER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-O-WL!!!!!!!!

Now what should I do next?

Do I sleep or stay up?

You best have an ass, or I don't think we could be friends.

I don't like animal abuse, but you're a very bad puppy so I'm just going to have to hurt you now.


Please, the shadow of your ass could crush a man's head.

when did you last sleep?


I have one but your bigotry is very offensive because reasons.


you did hurt me. emotionally
make it hurt more, test-kun. make it hurt like bleeding.

tell me moar yummy asian food u like


what plays in your head after a dell is done?

orange chicken is great. chow mien is good too.

I slept for 5 hours about 5 hours ago.

I have work at 3pm and its 11am

so take a nap if you want one. sounds reasonable to me.

I suppose it's time I head off to work, isn't it?

What I actually meant was that I got up 5 hours ago from sleeping for 5 hours.

k

Later, man

go on git. I'm sure the possum will be ready and waiting when you get back.


five hours is plenty in my book but if you're tired, take a nap.

Currently?

This

youtube.com/watch?v=nKxtHslq9S0

or

youtube.com/watch?v=wElVp9HzCt8

get out

Yuh
Im gonna try and see if I can get my hair cut next week friday, and see other like cosmetic stuff.

what length are you going with? your hair looks great long.

Technically speaking, by the RAW of the spot skill, no person can see the sun or moon.

Similarly, since knowledge checks are HD dependant, and even the weakest of humans have 1 HD, an average commoner is about 50% likely to not at all even know what he is, or what humans are.
A farmer has the same chance to have no idea what that big brown thing in the field saying moo is.

since heritage falls into Nobility and Royalty, and that's not crossclass for Commoners, most people don't even know who their parents are.

have a nice one.

Maybe that's why there's so many half-breed races in DnD.

this all just seems ridiculous.

In all my life, I never had to deal with someone who told me my behaviour was offensive; usually people just avoid me when I get too drunk or crazy.

I dunno what I'd even do if I did offend such people.

Anyway, all this talk about no asses makes me yearn for more asses.

I'm sorry, I'm bigoted against the rearless with absolute conviction.

medium length!
and dye it black

well I was just kidding around anyway. I don't take offense to things, generally.


I'm sure that will look good. how dark of a black?

Black as night, black as coal

Because it is.

Strictly RAW is pretty much unplayable.

IIRC, average conversation volume is something like a DC 15 listen check.
Which means an average conversation between commoners should sound like one between elderly people.

I love DnD and its nonsense.


Can you imagine what one really does if that shit happened to you?

I think I'd be more offensive if I offended such a person.

ehh super dark?
iunno, I'll ask if I'm there.
I hope for warmer weather too, I really feel like hoodies.

I mean colder

Peasant Railgun is even better.

A medium creature can grapple up to four other medium creatures.

Which could then grapple up to four other medium creatures.

And so on and so forth, until you have an infinite number of medium creatures in the grapple orgy.

Now, one option open to grapplers, is to move anyone they're currently grappling up to 1/2 their normal move speed.

Which means with even 5, human, grapplers, each one could consecutively move the grapple sphere 15 feet in a direction, with everyone else willingly failing the opposed check, and the 5 grapplers could move 75 feet ever 6 seconds.

Add more grapplers for more distance as desired.

Keep in mind, grappling creatures occupy the same space.
So the theoretical infinite creature grapple ball still only takes up one 5ft*5ft*5ft cube.

hot.


sounds delightful unfun after the initial hilarity wears off.


I can't imagine life without an ass, no.


well like, do you have an example picture of what you might be going for?

Also worth mention, with only 2 HP and no tumble check, cats are really prone to accidentally falling to death.

But with a racial +15 in jump, if they're jumping down from something they're probably fine.

I guess this is a good colour

The correct response was "I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky".

hmm... orange chicken is zesty? :\


she looks like a young Pink

that's...weird. but I guess cats don't do a lot of falling in real life either. just jumping down.


yeah, I like it. isn't your hair already kind of close to that?

kind of, yeah. a little spicy, depending on the place you get it from. but very good.

Truly unimaginable horror.


I wanted to max out my jump so I can jump on people to death.

it's okay. I bet they don't really exist. got any hex maniac butts?

yay
it used to be, but it got too brown.
I got exactly my moms now.
but I want it almost pure black cause colour contrast

A Dread Necromancer's aura of fear has no listed duration.
This means it lasts forever.

If someone moves in range of the dread necro, and becomes shaken, it doesn't matter where they go, or how much time passes, or even if the DN dies, they will always be shaken in fear of that goddamn DN.


There are a lot of really weird things like that.


To do any really substantial damage jumping on people, you'd take 20d6 whenever you landed.

Multiple times if you hit things on the way down.

Actually, 20d6 is the falling damage cap, so falling from orbit is no less dangerous than falling from 200ft.

gotcha. well that should be nice. make sure to take a pic for us.

or just me and rin.


must be why you like it so much.

i had uh... chicken tikka masala?

Truenamers.

No, that's it to this dysfunctional rule, just. Truenamers.

There is such a thing as terminal velocity after all.

But I think it takes a lot more than 200 feet to reach terminal velocity.

sounds tasty. I don't think I've ever had that.

Nannets

goodnight scoots.

It's worth noting that the time it takes to fall is inconsistent.

If you jump off a cliff as a move action at the end of your turn, the time it takes to fall is limited by your movement speed.

If you're a flying creature and you stall, you fall 150ft on round one, and 300ft every subsequent round.

If you actually fall, well... I don't think they ever determined the speed.

Also, if you're flying, and go prone, you instantly descend into a laying position taking no fall damage, regardless of how high you were flying.

RAW is beautiful.

Of course!
but if it turns out really bad I'll show anyway, but not together with face so I won't be associated with it.


ni

it was a tiny bit spicy... my first time ever trying east indian type food!

Was a typo of nanners

:/

sounds good to me.


never been a big eater of indian food, but that's more because it's not very common where I live.


oh then GO FUCK YOURSELF

I don't think any DM would tolerate that.

That is exactly the point.

The game is nigh unplayable without Rule 0.

what is comon around you? :)

love and tolerance

I hope my hoodie arrives before that time.
the colours would go super well

:(

fast food garbage. it's wonderful.


hoodies are fun. I wish I could wear one for more than like 2-3 months a year.

Dont be men daddy

i want a chicken bacon wrap so bad right now ;~;

Mean**

you're right. I'm sorry.


well fuck. now I do too.

Ah yes, for whatever God forsaken reason I was looking over aneki in some old thread the other day. Some user asked what everybody ate that day. That's one of the things you ate, along with what appeared to have been the entire left side of McDonald's menu.

Stopped and got myself a bacon chicken wrap before work. Happy man am I.

stop fat shaming.


racist.

Hah

appreciate those few months!
I wore out most my hoodies now..
the light grey one aand the yellow one.
So I got a weird chinese one ordered

Have the courage to link me.


Aha

Shiet

the one nice thing is I never seem to wear them out. I've had the same two hoodies for like 5 years now. one is thicker and better for the rare times it gets really really cold, and the other is thin and light, perfect for arizona winter and with a great design on it.


but. but I linked you.


what's wrong, emily kun?

Did you

...

...

hi kisskiss.

How wacky and zany.


Don't mistake my occasional tumblr filename for any level of SJW


k

There's no requirements preventing a bear to take Martial Study.

So a completely average, non-magical bear could, in theory, just accidentally learn how to perform martial arts.

Just imagine that for a minute.

don't mistake anything I say ever for being serious.

especially that.

guess that explains this.

Good afternoon teacup

how are you today?

Ohh that's great, what colours?


Now I'm in college I can do those things!

the light one is black and the other is grey. I generally prefer muted colors.

For some reason

Back from bath, have some Hex butt.

not enough focus on butt.

I'm pretty alright, got some cleaning to do today but nothing too difficult. What do you have lined up?

Here ya go

oh nice nice, what kinda trousers do you wear?


I can be free now!

an entire day of nothing, like usual. stuff isn't going well for me, but that's nothing new these days.

at least I don't have to do any cleaning. you poor thing.


but that's not a whole butt. why does it cut off like that?


jeans, almost exclusively.

Also, let's go back to animals with classes again.

There's no intelligence restriction on class levels (except PrC prereqs), and the part I listed before isn't a hard rule that non-humanoid monsters can't take class levels.

So you could have a completely normal, non-magical Black Bear Ranger.
Also, any creature who takes a class level besides Barbarian instantly becomes literate in all their languages.

Another option is a Spirit Lion Totem/Lion Totem Lion Barbarian Lion.
Yo dog, we heard you like pounce, so we put a pounce in your pounce so you can pounce while you pounce while you pounce.

Accidentally, of course, since the Lion doesn't have the 3 int to consciously take those class levels.

The cleaning won't take more than a half hour so I'm not too worried about it. I'm a fast cleaner because I hate it, though admittedly not always the most thorough of one.

something bothering me in all this is...how does an animal "accidentally" take these class levels?

what is the point in being thorough if it's just going to get dirty again?

That's why I've stopped eating for the past few years, I just know I'm going to get hungry again so there's not much point.

ripped ones? skinny jeans?
I mostly got sweatpants left, but I'm not sure what I want now.

Do boobs count?

My thoughts exactly. Just touch things up so they look god enough and you're fine. No one sees the top of the window sill why do I need to dust it?

*hugs*


huh? what are you talking about...

i spilled water all on my thinkpad t420

this other t420 i grapped from the wardrobe has a different keyboard layout and i want to kill myself

It was about a year and a half ago, but it made me laugh.

it's funny because it's the exact same thing haha


they are kind of slim fitting but not "skinny"
I had a pair like that but outgrew them. I think my ex took them because he was the one wearing them after that. the trap one, not the other one. the other one was fat

sweatpants? that's comfy. not really an option around here because of the heat, although for some reason that doesn't stop the herds of fatties at walmart from always wearing them. usually resplendent with stains from many previous meals.


not a big fan of big boobs.


I basically never dust stuff. the top of the fan in the kitchen is probably so bad it would snow dust on everything if I bothered to turn it on.

why.

Sees a person yelling and swinging axes around.

Just like dogs, it just kind of learns to yell and swing axes around.

Bearbarian.

There's a Psionic feat "Up the Walls."
This is the description
Up the Walls:
While you are psionically focused, you can take part of one of your move actions to traverse a wall or other relatively smooth vertical surface if you begin and end your move on a horizontal surface. The height you can achieve on the wall is limited only by this movement restriction. If you do not end your move on a horizontal surface, you fall prone, taking falling damage as appropriate for your distance above the ground. Treat the wall as a normal floor for the purpose of measuring your movement. Passing from floor to wall or wall to floor costs no movement; you can change surfaces freely. Opponents on the ground can make attacks of opportunity as you move up the wall.

This, in no way, precludes you from ending your turn on the cieling, so long as you're psionically focused, as it only generally says you have to end your move on a horizontal surface.

I leave dusting to the people we pay to clean our house.
I am not inclined to do such time consuming and pedestrian tasks.

I'll find something.

Thinking of playing more videogames soon though.

When you're illustrating a point it's best to use an extreme example. Of course it's going to get dirty again, there's still a point to doing it, clearly.

ah. I guess that makes sense...in as much as anything can make sense in this weird system.


nor should you be. I don't pay anyone to clean my house though. I generally don't leave my room if I can help it, so my brother is the one making all the messes and thankfully, cleaning them up as well.

this girl you are posting is very cute.


well don't keep finding things on my account. this one is nice by the way.


it's funny because I was definitely being 100% serious like I usually am because that's the kind of person I am haha

I AIM TO PLEASE

But yeah, out of hex butt, here is random butts.

oh those can be nice.
trap one?

ewwh
I think I gagged a lil

random butts are pretty great.
usually.

Tsumugi is adorable.
I also make camp in my room which has given me the grounds to argue against me helping clean the rest of the house. My bathroom and my room is all I'm responsible for now thanks to years of negotiating down.

Rule 0 exists to fix the faults of the system.

But Dysfunctional Rule threads aren't about that.

I see you're taking the defensive hostility thing to heart.

I only collect the best of butts.

Ok, done with butts now, I need to move onto another big thing.

One that doesn't require much movement. Or effort. Another distraction.

I got some burger toast flavoring, wanna see?

I was dating two people at once.

yeah, it's not fun to look at. but for some reason you can't turn away. it's like a train wreck every time I shop there but those deals are too good to pass up.


luckily I never had to negotiate for that. my brother seems to just understand that he's responsible for his own messes, thankfully. I take care of my cat of course, and clean up any messes she makes, but other than that I just kinda let things take care of themselves around the house.
being in the room is just better anyway. why would I want to be away from my computer?

should I watch her anime? what kind is it? I have a few others to watch first but if it's some cute moeshit anime I'll want to check it out.


yeah, that would ruin the fun.


just trying to make you like me test. :(

animal girl butts are wonderful. those tails really add something fun.

sure. what is "burger toast?"

If you work a badger into a rage by doing any amount of damage to it without killing it, and then teleport away, the badger can never come down from its rage, and will always be pissed off and get +4str +4con -2AC.

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I don't understand my code.

owh why'd you have to pull a soto

egh, it should be forbidden.
public disgust