Small Town America

>>133737063this, and why are they always so comfy?

>>133737126Not him but it looks very similar to Nelson, BC.

>>133737259murder is comfy

>>133737313You know what he meant

>>133736843Comfy, family friendly, heartwarming, kino. Made me cry the first time I seen it

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Stranger Things

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>>133736843>underground power linesWaste of taxpayer dollars desu.

>>133737361Good post and cool picture. Where's it from?

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>Peak X-Files aesthetic

>>133737042Why every building in canada have an american flag?

>>133737463LARPers.

>>133737259no black people

>>133737410Not him but that's Leavenworth, WA. I've been there a few times, would be comfy if it was a little less touristy.

>>133737410comfy

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"Who cares" starring Azisyoutube.com/watch?v=Hy-C4YvECMk

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>yet another winter without any snowThis isn't fair!

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Season 1 of the X-files is like an advertisement for America. Every episode takes place in a new small town.

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>>133737527Is it liberal city?>>133737561Very

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>>133737704Same here in Texas .we got robbed for the past 6 years

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>>133737063What are the best murder mysteries?

>>133737042You had to have glanced over the picture for mere seconds to have not noticed the flags, yet you so confidently make a statement that would require significant investigation of the photo to properly determine.You could not be more of a faggot

>>133736843Nebraska

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>>133737949Yeah, but I'm a bong and snow should be a guarantee God fucking damn it!

the town from groundhog day seemed very winter comfy>inb4 catched

My Cousin Vinny

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>>133737959I dunno but OP's pic reminds me of Bates motel

Phantoms - Ben Affleck was da bomb in it

Tremors

>>133737042Canada is essentially America as a small town.

>>133736843ET, Scream

>>133736843Chesapeake Shores is unironically small town Kinō.

>>133736843Roxanne (1987)

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>>133738765

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American graffitiSuper 8

Twin Peaks

A lot of Stephen King's stuff:ITThe Mist

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>>133736843pic related. first season might be the best thing ever put on television.

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

>>133737561Western cities could be looking like this without niggers

>>133739059Unfortunately we have an excessive amount of tolerance and empathy so we'll never have nice things again.

>>133736843shotgun stories

>>133737042And what continent is Canada on?

>>133736843Twin Peaks is literally unbeatable in this department

what would happen if i moved to one of these small towns as an australian? Would i get lynched, welcomed, or ignored?I like the idea of having neighbours i know, owning an armory, a basement, a 76 camaro, a dog, a wife, and kids who go to the small town school.

>>133739162If you're white you'll be accepted perfectly fine. Odds are people would like your accent a lot too, and you'd probably be "that Australian guy up the street" to anyone that knows you live nearby. Be friendly and keep your house up and shit and you'll fit in just fine in any decent neighborhood.

>>133736878Based. Fuck the first post.

>>133738871>ITPray tell you mean the series not the numovie

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>>133739217sounds nice, I'll probably never end up over there anyway, but maybe one day.

>>133736878Also; It's Rambo dude. Show some respect to the people who fought for your freedom. Or are you one of those 'spouting all kinds of vile crap' people?

>>133739162You'll need a job before any of that. And a date. Also, neighbors don't really interact as much as the movies have you believe. Good luck achieving your fairy tale dream.

>>133739217what if i'm non-white?

>one chance at life>born into the eastern bloc instead of north americaepic

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>>133739426Then you better act like you are, nigger.

>>133739482i'm not black. have a nice day to you.

>>133739426You'll fit right in with the other mutts.

>>133736843>no garbage on the streets>no homeless>no burning cars>no pocumm... this is so racist

>>133739504Still a nigger in my eyes, Chang.

>>133739421it's more of a thing I'd do if i become a millionaire, or get transfered to the US.

>>133739775different guy here, would i be accepted? im a slav

>>133739996do you sound russian?

>>133740156nope, grew up in aus

>>133740198then people would like you. Small towns aren't as xenophobic as the media portrays them.

Footloose

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>>133736843Fargo.

>>133738880Comfiest TV show ever Season 4 and 5 were 2nd and 3rd best season.FUCK season 2 Landry arc though

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>>133740657That was filmed in Canada

>>133741502Based Sly dabbing on leaf shits.

Bong here, would it be possible for a bong to move to one of these small towns? Also how is the nigger situation?

>>133741791If you are a real bong, i.e a WASP, then yes. Niggers in America are in their containment zones in inner cities and don't infect small towns.

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Holy shit, American towns have no visible power lines?

>>133742160I think they draw power from the flag. Just look at the picture.

>>133737086>>133736843id love to live in america. i love small town america movies, even anxious movies like the crazies. For OP's pic, i could imagine myself arriving here on holiday, me and my friends throw our bags into our hotel then walk these streets, looking in shop windows. then we see the sheriff and the yellow school bus go by, and see some kids hanging out like theyre in stand by me or something. we stop off for burgers and beers and ask the waiter where is a good place to go later that night, we end up going home an see some teenagers on their way to a house party. afterhome we go out to the bar again and play some pool, see all the local characters. the next day we have a plan to go hiking in the forest or to some nearby tourist sight. a few days later, we hit the wide open road again, stopping off at trucker stops for bugers and beers, then after a while we get to some crazy shit like mount rushmore or some space centre. i love america and ive nevr even been there.

>>133739471>feminism is insult>trannies are mentally ill>most minorities are cool like Vietnamies, only have to worry about Gypsies>Muslims less then 0,1% Yep, I would sure prefer living in the west.

The clovehitch killer >"i want pancakes" Broke my heart

>>133737086I have family that lives in Shelburne Falls, MA. It's cozy as fuck. Nice hiking trials, too.

>>133742352>He doesn't tip the waitressThat's a shotgun blast to the face buddy. You wouldn't last a day there. They're monkeybrain savages.

Napoleon DynamiteClay PigeonsHell or High Water

>>133741791Louisiana-fag here. This state is literally half blacks, so dont move here. I know that the whites here wpuld be chill with an englishman, obly the tardest of the hicks would have any issue. Niggers are out of control here, completely fucked, i envy fellow americans state black populations of like 13 percent. Not to gatekeep racism either, but once you have been around them cinstantly your whole life, you really get a certain perspective. They are almost all thieves, liars, rapist, pedophile, crackhead, overweight smelly inhuman people. All of these names i have called them have come from 19 years of being around mostly blacks. Black women especially. Absolute subhumans

I enjoy spending my time looking at small town America on google street view wishing I lived somewhere comfy. Anyone else?

>>133742631its funny because my perception of blacks is that in the southern states they are more laid back and less violent than the ones in the north or west coast

>>133742681They may be, Im not too sure since i dont have personal experience there. But yoi are right, the black people that arent apeshit are actually kinda chill here

>>133742650What are your favorite towns to look at?

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>>133742631That's what you get for living in the only French state.

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>>133742812God i wish they were all playing minecraft so i could gun them down in the game

>>133742741all around Idaho and the PNW, I started off in Preston ID which is where napoleon dynamite was filmed. A lot of them can be quite depressing to look at though, a single row of boarded up shops and clear population decline in some towns. Coeur d'Alene looks real comfy

>>133736843Ginger Snaps>>133736867

>>133742650I do this with small towns in europe, walk around in street view in some remote mountain town wondering how different their lives are.

>>133742901>Coeur d'Alene looks real comfyThat looks lovely. I’d like to live there too

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>>133741791the west has far fewer nigs than the east, with the exception of californialots more hispanics tho

>>133736843Dante's peak (Based Brosnan)Eureka (can be a pretty comfy show at times)

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>ctrl+f>The Station Agent>0 resultsYou're missing out on prime small town kino.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

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>>133743142Why do all houses look identical and have the same flag in the same position?

>>133737042Canadians sure do love sucking Americas dick then based on all those flags

Starring Leslie Nielsen in one of his last appearances in a dramatic role

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>>133743519>not posting the superior original

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>>133741986>Niggers in America are in their containment zones in inner cities and don't infect small towns.>>133742681>>its funny because my perception of blacks is that in the southern states they are more laid back and less violent than the ones in the north or west coastThe issue isn't exactly Southern vs non-Southern but more rural vs urban. I grew up in a small Mississippi town of maybe 1,000 people. Blacks there were a tiny minority and they were all country as fuck. Fishing in creeks on the side of highways, rebel flags on trucks, etc. Still engaged in nigger behavior occasionally, but less so than you'd imagine and they kept to themselves mostly.I now live in a mid-size city of 50,000 and the blacks here are horrible. Projects, drugs, prostitution, car break-ins, accosting people in parking lots, etc. Constantly asking for handouts from random people and the city government. Making charity cases of themselves to local churches while also being a drain on every social service in town and being responsible for > 90% of the crime. Crying racism against the town for anything that doesn't go there way.