Survivor Finale Thread: Tony Edition

12 - 4 - 0 proof that we're living in the best timeline. A god among men.

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Beta Ben

>>133732256Ok what the fuck. I think they pumped ben with soi and natalie with t. She has higher t than all the guys there combined. Why did he become so gay?

Ben's decision was sweet y'all are just mean

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ben will be back for survivor simp island

So what dumb gimmick does Jeff think up next to make sure we never get pre-Samoa quality season again?

Ben's decision to lay down on his own sword will haunt him for the rest of his life

Who /neverlostfaith/?

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why does Holla Forums hate her so much

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>>133732390because he will never truly know

>>133732353

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>>133732417he couldnt have won

>>133732389Parents vs Kids

>alright kiddos don't forget to sign up for survivor

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so much for the sia money. corona takes another victim

>>133732390no it won'the knows he can't win against anyone. jury hated him.

I’m 20. Have I already missed my chance to be on since he only said 16-19 ;_;

>>133732462there could legitimately be a 16yo girl on survivor 41he all but drew us a picture

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>>133732411you know why

>ywn win a million dollars find love and be one of jeffs favorites why live

>>133732522>tony>same vibes

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>Michelle has played 78 days of Survivor and has never been voted outPretty good desu, gonna go fap one out to her Insta page in appreciation.

>>133732587was Michele a goat? I think even Denise and Ben beat her

>>133732649yes

>>133732411i didnt watch her first season was she any good on it?

>>133732543>rob and amber were both replacements for all-stars>as a result they got married, had kids, won millions, and traveled the worldSome people have all the luck. None of that happens if one of Sean, Elisabeth, or Colleen come back for All-Stars

>deactivatedOH NO NO NO

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>>133732710Won timely immunity challenges and was a master of the social game. Aubry on the other hand was a complete social autist

who else waiting for all access?

>>133732763>tfw your guy has peaked

>TONY>wins 4 immunity challenges>immunity run>spynest>0 votes against him>kino fire-making challenge>2 time winner

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Why was Jeremy so asshurt about Tony despite him saving him twice?

>>133732832nig brain

>Has the entire jury laughing at his jokes and storytellingTalk about the best of the bestNow bring on the 16 year old Insta-Thots!

>>133732832He got got before he could get Tony

>for me it’s tony

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>>133732832He wasn't that bitterIt was just banter during FTC

>tfw you told Parvati you coom to her

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>>133732943he has a real coomer look ngl

Punished Tony - A man denied his Cops R Us FTC

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>reddit so desperate to hype michele up they give her a pity prizeold.reddit.com/r/survivor/comments/gjdys1/huge_shoutout_to_for_being_a_part_of_history_they/

>>133733043got some feels when he had to take sarah out

>>133733093>michelle played better then nat >michelle wasnt dragged to the end as a goat despite not getting a single vote of fucking 16

>>133732832he wasn't, he voted natalie because they've been friends for years, natalie is his daughter's godmother, and they came into the game with a pregame alliance. he would have voted tony if she wasn't there

>>133733043>punshied tony the whole last episode >has to take out his survivor sisterfu I’m glad he won. It was never in doubt

>tony is not in the right headspace to make fire

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>>133733253>ben - I can speak to Tony's loyalty>Jeremy - LOL LOYALTY?! HE ACTUALLY VOTED MOST OF US OUTok

Reminder Jeremy voted bitter

I'm tired of woke Survivor. Ben simping for Sara was hard to watch.

>>133733310They both weren’t. Michelle or nat would have been able to take the. Both out easily. God that was fucking kino, the whole punished Tony arc

Tony & his cute blonde wife on Amazing Race when bros?

>>133732353it was smart. he knew he would be btfo by Sarah and Tony so quitting makes it look like he could have done better than he would have

GOAT

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based chink

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>>133733093>Michelle definitely didn't play a 0 vote gamekekclose the tab after reading that

>>133733363ben was massive fail. He could have won if he'd dumpstered tony instead of being fixated on jeremy.

>>133733721Cagayan #1

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>>133733721one of those domino memes with Woo making the dumbest decision of all time at the beginning and Tony becoming the greatest Survivor player of all time and two time winner at the end

>tony wont play again>we wont get to see the evolution of spying

>>133733862>Alexissomeone post the pics

>>133733721>>133733862Nice. Cagayan reunion when?

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>>133733968literally just doing the show with that same cast everytime would make for better tv then most seasons

>>133733323that was banter

>>133733363After Nat won the challenge to get back in the game the virtue signal party started and it just become contagious and contaminated everything

>>133732649I don't think she's a goat - to me, a goat is someone who's *carried* to the end. The majority alliance was actively *trying* to get Michelle out, but she saved herself with the coin toss advantage, two challenge wins, and being the only remaining player to seek an alliance with Natalie.

>>133733968

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Yep, I'm gonna rewatch cagayan.

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>>133734049>she saved herself with the coin toss advantageshe didn't tho, jeremy had more votes

>>133734060for me its jefra and shes even from my area

>>133734083I'm worried we won't have /bb/ this summer bros ;_;

>>133734173b-but Dr.Will said they're planning things. Surely he wouldn't lie.

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>>133732256that finale was kino incarnate

>>133732256>look I climbed the tree againhow do people watch this scripted show yikes

>>133733343Salty Negro

>>133734428that's a pretty specific thing to know for not watching the show, mah dude

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>>133734428How do other people not know he's up in the tree when a camera is being pointed right at him ?

>>133734563i thought he was gonna fall out of that tree when he was getting fruit thankfully he didnt

>>133734643I've always wondered this, but I figure they just get used to the cameramen being there 24/7 filming everything from close ups to B-roll of the ocean waves. They probably forget that the camera crews are even there

Why wasn't SHE invited back for 40?

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>>133734643There's like 20 different cameras. Can't keep track of all of them

>>133734643they probably reshoot it, it's not like you see the people talking and tony up on the tree in the same frame

>>133734643>huh, must be filming coconuts, pretty slow day after all>i'll blab some secret details at the water well and they'll start filming me, better give them some material to air since i'm in control and this is my game :)

>>133732411Always check coalfax first.

WHY DIDN'T BEST GIRL SOPHIE GET ANY AIR TIME???

>>133732785Aubry was fucking robbed and you know it. A few bitter as fuck jurors and the stupid twist cost her.

>>133735057she was sick

>>133735089What was the twist?

youtube.com/watch?v=KkFH4ZBMJB4>pootalie seething

God I want to watch Kass hatefuck Spencer.

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>>133735328I don't understand. What are they talking about?

>>133735315youtube.com/watch?v=Utm7Prgi4a4better one

Shit finale with all the self-congratulating and meta commentary about Survivor. We got very little proper character interaction in the first part because Jeff had to jerk off the edge players. All in all a low-tier season that wasn't super boring only because of Tony. I'd rank this even lower than All-Stars and shitty gamebot seasons like Cambodia and Game Changers.Anyway, at least we got a great winner. As of now, I'd rank the all-time greatest players as1. Tony2. Earl3. Sandra4. Vecepia5. Todd6. Chris D.7. Kim8. Richard Hatch9. Brian10. Yul

i felt bad for michelle, she deserved those 4 votes that went to natalie

>>133735328kass is a milf >>133735465>tony buries edge and says nobody that got voted out deserves a vote to winourguy

>>133735465>Tony is angry Natalie got more votes than Michele/tv/ on suicide watch

>>133735315she really hates rob

>>133735465>he doesnt accept the GOAT title wow who knew he was so humble

>>133735465Nice to hear about Tony making fake idols

>>133735315She seems half tanked.

>>133735611You know it was kind of sad now that i look back. Her first season she was solid, not amazing but one of my 3 who i wanted to win. This season no one really wanted to work with and she couldnt stop mentioning how much she loves to burn coal. But then when she talks or does some puzzle challenges like the last 2, you see her go into autism mode and its cute. She gets hyper focused on the challenge. But then you go back and think how shes gargled nigger balls and its like...roastie go home lol.Extinction is a gimmick that shouldve been done for one season and thats all. If its going to continue, there has to be only one returner at like the merge. Someone coming back at the end of the game and then going super tryhard mode after theyve been sitting out the whole game and actually having a chance to win is fucking LAME

>>133736521>Someone coming back at the end of the game and then going super tryhard mode after theyve been sitting out the whole game and actually having a chance to win is fucking LAMEliterally everyone thinks this even some of the people that played this season

>Was there anybody else who surprised you in the final vote?I was surprised that the votes that didn’t come my way went Natalie’s way. Nothing against Natalie, but she played five days. Michele played 39 days, and she was up and down. We would try to get Michele out all the time, and she would manage to do her thing to survive. Natalie played a great game at the Edge. But I was actually upset they voted for Natalie instead of Michele. If you didn’t want to vote for me for whatever reason, they should have voted for Michele.

I threw up in my mouth when Sarah started talking about gender bias.It felt like girl power was going to take over the season and rob Tony of his win. Was a genuine nightmare and yet it was all made sweeter when the villains were narrowly defeated by the true heroes. Like in the great films Of old before Disney took over.Tony rising above the SJW propaganda bull shit to claim victory was a life affirming experience. There is a God

>>133737170go outside

>>133737225I can’t. I’m quarantining.

saw that she wanted too also. I find the old school players more interesting but they did get BTFO this season(even though they had a numbers disadvantage)gonna have to apply and bring home a title so Holla Forums wins survivor and big brother.

>>133732256It should've been 12 Tony, 4 MichelleMichelle actually did pretty good all things consideredNatalie's list of accomplishments -IN- the game>get voted off first>play an idol wrong>win 1 immunitywow such play

>>133737170I mean, she does kinda have a point. The only thing she left out was how the vast majority of the hate female contestants get is actually from other women.

>>133735089>bitter as fuck jurorsthat's why jury managment (aka the "social game") is important

>>133735089>Aubry was fucking robbedalready was exposed on GC and EOE gtfo

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>>133738343You can't manage people whose sole purpose is to make sure someone doesn't win just because they're bitter. There's a reason they changed the entire final tribal structure after that season.

>>133733310>WHY DO YOU ONLY REFER TO MEN BY THEIR LAST NAMES>Tony>Ben>Tyson>Adam>Jeremy>(Boston) Rob>Wendell>Yul>Nick>EthanThat shit kinda came out of nowhere and I've only ever seen people on 4chan and Reddit speak highly of her in Game Changers

>>133738402>robbed winner in Kaoh Rong>day 37 in Game Changers>day 35 in Edge of ExtinctionYeah, she's clearly terrible.

>>133732411BBCBC

>>133732503yes

>>133732462>This season has a new twist: child labor lawsWtf Jeff

>>133738478>muh participation trophyIf you're not first you're last

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so what's next? a possible /bb/ this summer?

>>133738532>no Jeff we can't do the "you get peanut butter if you take your top off" thing again>Jeff please stop asking, those 3 are only 16 dude>Jeff stop or we'll get Chris Hansen to play next season

>seething Aubrunnersup

Friendly reminder that Michele is currently the number 1 spot for average amount of days in the game

>>133732832you either have autism or no friends

>>133738791Keith Famie

>>133739022Michelle is 39 and 39Keith is 38 and 37

>>133732832He wasn't really, just playing it up for airtimeHe voted for Natalie because she's literally the godmother of his child

>>133734712she black

>>133736521>blackedchelle

>>133737170leave the basement

>>133739280she's not going to fuck you dude

>>133739104Keith from S2, he's 41

Who /bbcan/ here?

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>>133739554fuck off

>>133739336>>133739022He's not a returning player he doesn't count

>"Cops R Us" has won all three seasons they've been onbrb becoming a cop so I can win survivor

>>133739613>He's not a returning player he doesn't countHoly cope

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Number of votes cast against Tony: 0Best player confirmed

Did we ever finalize a Real Deal and Exposed winners list from this season?

>>133739807>calculating an average from a pool of 1Holy cope

>>133738308All Michelle did was win 2 challenges vs tonys 4 and play on advantage on herself that wasn't needed

>>133739958Real deal: players I likeexposed: players I don't like

Tony's flop in GC won him this game

>>133740081Woo voting out Kass won Tony this game

>>133740076This >>133740081Was it really a flop already having a huge target from winning before

>>133738469I think they were referring to guys from previous seasons like Cochran, but usually that shit was done because there was a name dupe.Tho some of the old ones were last name only. Savage, Penner, etc.

who did wendell vote for?

>>133740241He wrote TONY. THE GOAT. something SPY NEST!

>>133740173When applying there's literally a nickname optionPenner and Savage have probably been called that ever since they were kids, and likely because there was another kid with the same first name (Jonathan and Andrew are very common names)

>>133740241>Wendell cheats on Michele>Wendell votes for Tony over Micheletoll paid

>>133735550>Sandra below Earl

>>133738469Is Wentworth just forgotten post EOE?

Put down your vote for the survivor who's the:1) Hottest2) Cutest3) Best waifuYou may vote for the same survivor in multiple categories

>>133740173also Devens, Varner, Fishbach, Skupin, Fairplay

>>133740369Thinking about it I think there's more females referred to by last name than males

>>133739958>Real DealTony - Sarah - Kim - Rob>Solid/Good/Deserving but not EliteBen - Denise - Michele - Jeremy - Sophie - Nat - Nick(decent, but still dopey)>Used to be good / Still has potential but WashedYul - Parv>Exposed / Fluke WinnersTyson - Adam - Wendell - Sandra - Ethan - Amber - Danni(I think she got edit fucked this season though so possibly washed)

>>133740081Based Tony playing the long game. He knew he couldn't win GC so flamed out to set himself up for the next time he played. God amongst men.

>>133740334>Ben and Michelle that high >someone who won twice is a fluke winner

>>133740379>1) HottestPrime Amber>2) CutestSophie>3) Best waifuYul Kwon

>>133740379Amanda for hottest Courtney for cutest

>tfw no Tony and Sarah buddy cop Kino

>>133740379MorganHeidiNatalie White

>>133740425Ben/Michele did well against a strong cast, they aren't top notch but they aren't terrible... and Sandra is the most overrated player this game has ever seen. Used her strat of being useless and just gliding by and being slightly less hated at the end twice and then got BTFO twice when she tried to make moves

>>133740516BASEDCHANGE HEIDI FOR COLLEEN AND YOU ARE MY NIGGA

>>133740402Fairplay is not his name. It's Jon Dalton. Fairplay is just a nickname, like Coach.>>133740405Not even close.

>>133740309Earl knew literally nothing about Survivor days before he played and had one of the most dominating games out there.

>>133740379>Yul>David Wright>Yul

why are women bitching about being called by last names when we have>wiglesworth>wentworth

>>133740379Andrea BVictoria BShonee (Australian Survivor)

>>133740596Not to mention all the women with great nicknames.>Mad Dog>T-Bird>Purple Kelly

>>133740628Shonee is based. Put her and Courtney on a season together.

>Hating Michele for kicking it with a black dude >Lusting over Natalie You incels are pathetic hypocrites

>>133740411Production was still clearly mad about Danni not talking strategy in Guatemala

>>133740643Shambo was also in there for nicknames off the top of my head

>>133740379AlexisBaylorAndrea

>>133740727saw something about how production hid parv being sneaky and made danni look like a fool

>>133740695Who the fuck is lusting over Natalie?

>>133740160No it wasn't really a flop but without GC he comes into WAW with that same target

>>133740523Sandra is literally the biggest piece of shit garbage cunt Survivor has ever seen."QWEEN STAYS QWEEN"She was never the queen and won both seasons by being the most useless player in the game

>>133740523>sandra overratedThe queen shit is cringe but winning twice isn't something to scoff at. Frankly she's less overrated than some massive fan favorites like Parvati, Rob, and Kim. Parvati beat the worst FTC candidate of all time (Amanda) and got lucky Cirie didn't make the cut (Micronesia jury was gonna vote for Cirie). Rob played FOUR fucking times and finally won against amateurs who never heard of survivor. Kim is only slightly better than the aforementioned hacks.Hatch, Earl, and Todd are all top tier winners IMO ranking over Rob and Parvati.

>>133741029Yeah, hence why I always considered her the most overrated person ever. 19 and 20 were both robberies for rus and then parv

>>133741141I can easily scoff at it because she won on the backs of more aggressive players who took all the heat while she didnt do shit.Sandra's big play in HvV was just telling the heroes they are stupid, and they proved how stupid they are by voting for her.

>>133741141Joel was robbed of being the Richard of Survivor because Pagong was full of idiots. Justice4Joel

>>133741141Hatch is a hack, he would’ve gotten smoked this season. Earl and Todd could be top tier if they play again, a shame we didn’t see them this season.

>>133741250Earl was supposed to comeback apparently but his wife gave birth like 2 months early. Todd is straight up never coming back

>>133741288Why? Because of the alcohol shit? Thought I heard he was down to play again

>Australian Survivor>Lasts 50 days instead of 39>Play against more survivors>Win half a million ausbucks (about 320-330 Freedom Dollars)>Not even enough to buy an apartment in the country's major citiesyikes

>>133732353he saw the writing on the wall and wanted someone he liked to win. Used to happen somewhat often in old school seasons. I only wish we understood it like we understood moves back then

>>133741339CBS doesn't want to be responsible for a relapse. So even if Todd was willing, CBS isn't

>>133732832>you aren't supposed to use our relationship to get close to me and vote me out, I'm supposed to do that to you!But really he was always voting for Nat if she was a choice

>>133741250Hatch was ahead of his time, kid.

What are they going to do for season 50? And I’d guess there will be 1-2 returner seasons before that.

>>133741180parvati didn't deserve to win hvv

>>133734712Shes just not good television

>>133741359Its easier because Aussies already live on a deserted island

>>133740516v. based list

>>133741475He won against a mother fucker who just voted alphabetically. He’s a hack and can’t hang in new age survivor. >>133741510Wrong, best player that season by far

>>133741636I think Parvati in HvV is unironically one of the 5 best games ever played and I hate that she lost that finale.

>>133741222>I can easily scoff at it because she won on the backs of more aggressive players who took all the heat while she didnt do shit.Sounds like a valid strategy to me, bruh. The Sandra stan shit is cringe, but people seem to always forget that there's a huge social aspect to the game. Not to mention that what we're watching is a highly edited and narrative-created product.Sandra is fine.Boston Rob remains the most overrated player in the game.

>>133741636Parvati rode Russell's coattails and the jury hated him. Both their games were sunk when Russell sperged out and voted out Danielle for no reason. By that point Parvati should have wised up and cut him loose. But she didn't because like I said she's a hack who got lucky in Micronesia.

>>133741696Easily one of the top 5 overrated games.

>>133741636Also Richard would btfo most of these so called "legends".

>>133741925just like he did in All-Stars right

>>133742018Yeah, everyone wanted to get Richard out after they saw what he did to pagong. He had a target on his back from the beginning.

>>133732763

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>>133742081He'll never not be Richard Hatch. People will want him gone

>>133741475yeah in S1 its S40 now and hes way behind

>>133741510Yeah, the Parvati should have won nonsense is straight up revisionism. At the time, everyone was mad Russell didn't wan (partly because they were still salty that he fucked up Samoa so badly). Nowadays, people have accepted that Russell wasn't gonna win but they still insist on devaluing Sandra's win so now it's 'Parv was robbed'.Let's be real, Parv only won Micronesia because of the Final Two twist that knocked Cirie (the actual mastermind of that season) out of the game.

>>133741696>I think Parvati in HvV is unironically one of the 5 best games ever playedStop embarrassing yourself

>>133742111Not to the same degree as back in AS. It was literally a different time. Survivor was huge and Hatch was the biggest villain on the show. Everyone wanted a chance to take him out.Now, he just doesn't rate the same way. People aren't desperate to get him out. Would he win? Probably not. But people would not be out for his blood the way they were in AS.

>>133735315the word association at 8:20 is both illuminating and laugh out loud funny. What a sanitized Edge we got, what a sanitized season we got

>>133742168>liking cirieshes almost as bad as Sandra and rob in terms of survivor biggest overated faggotsI hated parv in Micro and thought she got lucky, when I saw her do the same in HvV it proved she actually is a good player. Russell was robbed of samoa, and parv/russ was robbed of HvV>b.. but muh jury management

>>133742238Maybe if he got a Redemption Island a la Rob season he could make some noise but other than that? Survivor likes casting superfans nowadays, and all the winners know who he is. He's drawing dead in anything modern

>>133742238the is true in the same way tonys target was lessened in WAW from GC. Hatch would never win but he would never be close to a big target, the big useless gay fuck

>>133742273>Russell was robbed of samoaEither bait or a filthy fucking casual

>>133742273youtube.com/watch?v=1znWEn6pPhcWatch this and scroll to see how Parvati and Russell blew themselves the fuck out in HvVCirie was and is a competent player who got fucked over by production twists and meme advantages. Cirie > Parvati

>>133741710>The guy who won Island of the Idols is the only one who didn't get any advice from Sandra or Robhmmm

>>133742399Mostly because the best advice with survivor is just make friends and don't scare people too much, with gameplay or immunities.

>>133742351russell makes a good move in voting out the only other player closer to Parv than him but because danielle cries it becomes a bad move?"thats messed up"?? thats literally the fucking game

>>133742273Cirie is for sure overrated (because Jeff can't get over his retarded soundbites 'SHE GOT OFF THE COUCH' etc.)Luck is part of the game - Parv won Micro with a lot of luck but the story has been rewritten as though she dominated the game and was the head of her alliance. Watch it again, she's barely an entity until the very end and its Cirie and Amanda who make the biggest moves (Erik giving up immunity is all Cirie). Parv in HvV was another good game but she saddled herself with Russell who is Jury poison and never realised that she needed to cut that guy off in order to have a chance at winning.>Russell was robbed of samoat. retard>>133742300I wouldn't have said Hatch could win again but we just Tony fucking Vlachos win against 19 former winners. If that's not case and point that Big Threats can still win against survivor fanboys then I don't know what is. See >>133742301

>>133742527The good move stopped being good the moment he acted like a troll cunt and made her cry in front of all the people who were gonna vote for the winner.>Voting her out - good move>Attacking her until she's in tears - bad moveThe latter eclipses the former.>literally the fucking gameHow many winners have reduced someone to tears in front of the jury?

>>133742539Tony is frankly better at making friends than Hatch is

>>133742588people cry all the fucking time, he owned JT and the entire Hero tribe and lost cause danielle is a faggot. Sounds like a robbery to me

>>133742588Tony did it to Sarah just yesterday

>>133736521bahahha what the fuck is wrong with your mind cunt you actually think like this

>>133742527brainlet. he didn't need to vote her out, they weren't targeting him. he got paranoid after playing two seasons in a row and self destructed. if he did feel it was necessary to vote her out, it was totally unnecessary to behave like a spiteful autist in front of the jury. russell is the chris chan of survivor.

>>133742103very based

>>133742624>Tony did it to Sarah just yesterdaybased retard

>>133742648/pol/ has rotted that anons brain he's too far gone nowHe's right about michele being super boring and not very likable tho

>>133742720I heard that Russell only watched a couple of old school seasons before going on Survivor so he always assumed that Samoa/HvV are going to have F2. Supposedly he was paranoid that Parv would take Danielle to F2 over him

Cops R Us best alliance the game has ever seen? Anytime they play one wins

Russell is pretty terrible at Survivor all things considered, yes his idol finding and overall strategic game are solid. But jury management is how you win and the man is jury poison.He's played 4 times, made the finals twice and was voted out second twice. His reputation is so poisonous he's destroyed himself for future seasons.

>>133742876Yep, the alliance that has a 100% winrate, with two survivors winning high-competition seasons (Game Changers and All-winners) and high placements in the all-winners seasonThe only alliance that even comes slightly close is Denise and Malcolm

could this woman cope any fucking harder?

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>you have a permission to fuck my shit upWhat did he mean by this?

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>>133743051This isn't cope

>>133742913He was fucking atrocious in Australian Survivor tooIf he'd watched one of the previous seasons he'd have known that the game requires a slower start (since the season itself is longer and also the cultural differences) but the guy just goes all in straight away, which is fine, whatever, I can be okay with thatWhat I cannot be okay with though is him finding an idol, being obviously on the chopping block, not playing the idol, getting voted out, and then saying "it was the right move to not play the idol, just at the wrong time"no, you fucking idiot, the right move is to play the fucking thing that will keep you in the gamethen the dumb cunt gave an interview trying to shit on the AU version by saying "hurr durr they have portable toilets" (which has been true of most seasons in Fiji due to environmental laws) but the real fucking joke was when he was complaining that they were getting too much food - because they won the fucking reward challenges and were rewarded with foodThe guy is ultimately a sore loser and that shit made me lose all the respect I had for him

>>133742588Tony made Trish cry tho

>>133743129He knew he wasn't going to win and decided to take a loss so that his allies had a better shot of winning. While I don't exactly approve of it, I can understand it. It's in his nature.

>>133743224No, Trish made Trish cry, Tony was just a prop

>>133742624Yes, that was completely the same.>>133742596Yes but the point is, it is not impossible for Hatch to come back and play a deep game just because he was the original Big Target in All Stars.>>133742623Which winner reduced someone to tears in front of the jury?>>133742828I think he was shown Micronesia so he knew that Final Three was the norm and that Final Two would be a twist. It's also why he was so hopped up on Parv.>>133743051What's she supposed to do?>Congrats Queen Tony #newqueenstaysqueen>>133743224Trish was crying before Tony said a word. He didn't make her cry by belittling her.

>>133743129Ben went from cringe to based in the finale

do you think jeff is confident enough to bring actual pedo bait on the show for more controversy?he needs the views after EoE's cancer

>>133740763Baylor was a qt but her mom was a dumb whore. I loved the moment at final tribal council when the darker of the Broadway fags ripped into her and called her the evil stepmom and Baylor was crying. Made my pp hard

>>133743298>What's she supposed to do?stop trying her hardest to stay relevant and just admit shes a garbage player and doesnt deserve the title of queen. She is not even close to the level of tony

>>133743725>t. parvati fukkboi

>>133743718a gay man made your pp hard?

>>133743759parv is average too but so much better than sandra. At least parv isn't a self righteous cunt

>>133743798Name your top 5 right now.

>>133743051imagine self proclaiming yourself queen

>>133743798Ok cliquefag. Parv is a huge cunt and a hypocrite as well

>>133743821Originally she did it to troll Russell but it stuck.>>133743798lol

>>133743808TonyIanPennerYulYau-manJamesJerriTinaTysonCoachthese are among the 10 most based players to ever play the game (im ready for the autism incoming)

>>133743963>JameswatThe rest are solid picks.

>>133743973china was my first season and watching based black man clean up was pretty entertaining, the first player who i ever rooted for

>>133743963>Tyson

>>133743762No my boner was based purely on the cute young girl being ashamed and humiliated. I ain't no fuckin QUEER!

>>133744012He was cool in China. Hard to remember that considering his other appearances were so shit.

Danni never met Tony and voted for himRob never met Tony and voted for him

>>133744374The cast all hated EoE as a concept if leaks are to be believed

>>133744141James had many parreles with Ozzy. Pretty cool the first time round but then an arrogant cunt with no real strategetic game on returning appearances>You guys can vote me out! You need me to catch fish!>*gets voted out*Can't wait for Ozzy's 5th time returning! Gonna be liity AF and definitely not just going to turn out the same as all the other times he played

>>133744012james was pretty basedwas he the one who wanted to fuck courtney

>>133744455They all stuck around but Sandra. Ill always respect her for fucking off the moment she got voted out.

>>133744490james was always an arrogant shitbag, and never had any strategic appeal. he was just funny in china. his downfall was great too and he took it well (from what the show gave us).

>>133743963>Pennerlmao are you kidding me