>fight scene in a movie>guy "chokes" another guy for 3 seconds>he's deadlol

>guy shot in the leg>he looks down>shakes his head>continues running like nothing happened

>shootout scene in a movie>guy gets shot anywhere with one bullet>falls over dead instantly>knife fight scene>guy gets stabbed once anywhere>falls over dead right away>fist fight scene between two human or superhuman people>one guy gets the upper hand and is about to finish it>throws the opponent 30 feet away for no reason so the other guy can shake his head a bit and recover

>>133730087Sauce?

>white women are so retarded they pay an old asian man to feel up their tits because they think being chinese and old gives you mystical powers

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>>133732205Which video is that? He doesn't go under the bra in the ones I saw.

>>133730087>his breath on their vagina technique

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>>133732316bruh, there are ones where he peels back the bra and blows/sucks on themand ones where he removes the top and rubs them underneath a towel which is somehow okay because the "public" can't see

>locked door>football rush the door and it shatters into pieces

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it's a spiritual massage bro

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Sometimes I wish I was a masseur. Heard it's not uncommon for horny women to show up and start offering themselves mid massage

>>133732792That's why he has business cards. Sometimes the women ask for them. Too bad he doesn't upload too many videos of massages he does at home.

>>133732359Post them please.

>character gets shot>gets a huge boner from the adrenaline rushEvery time

>>133732504That's the video I was talking about.

>>133733415>character gets choked>her nipples get hard>her pusy gets wet

>>133732504Which one is this please

>>133734136xhamster.com/videos/he-s-at-it-again-7143239

>>133734359>where is this guy i want to take my wife to him he is goodbased

>>133734359Cheers.

>>133734359>should I be worried about *this* area?What a fucking whore.

>>133734359I love how she's orgasming and he's autistically rambling about something

>>133734359What is this expression trying to convey?

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Actions scenes in an industry that doesn't give a fuck>People take multiple punches to the face like they're professional MMA fighters>Get back up without a problem from being knocked-out>People get kicked through furniture and do not get messed up>Get cut with a knife and bleed very little>Get shot in the gut and instantly die>Fire weapons indoor without hearing protection>Almost anything is bulletproof if you just hide behind it

>>133730110Isn't the implication that he goes into shock/loses consciousness, and then likely bleeds to death while out?

>>133731643This has happened in real-life though.People have been shot and not even known about it for hours, let alone felt it.It's especially common with shots to the leg.

>>133730087Choking people can kill or cause irreversible brain damage within a few moments, its not abiut lackbof air going into lungs its about lackbof blood carrying oxygen going to the brain

>guy gets shot in the head>dies

>>133734359>dives straight in to suck on her stomachi'm just releasing the chi

>>133734359>xhamster.com/videos/he-s-at-it-again-7143239COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>133730087What are some movies with realistic choking scenes?

>>133730087>Slashed across the chest in full plate armour>dies immediately

>>133730249Lol which one guy

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>>133735000>>People take multiple punches to the face like they're professional MMA fightersThe thing about that is if people HEEM SLEEPY'd like they do IRL normies would be confused and think its "dumb"

>>133735000>people die instantly from one stab to the gut instead of bleeding out in agonizing pain

i've had one of those massages, it hurts like a bitch when they push on your groin i don't think she's getting off but she probably is hoping he will touch her puss

>>133732205its not just white women

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>>133732205Is it really because they are retarded or do they just like the attention?At some point these whores have to realize how ridiculous it all looks.

>>133730120>character doesn't later turn up with brain damage

>>133736972women like sex. they just dont like being "slutty" this is a perfect excuse for them

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Jesus christ google

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>>133731643Adrenaline+drugs+lack of damage from leg shotThat's why people are taught to shoot center mass to put down threats, and because you can get sued easily in self-defense case for aiming for arms/legs.

>>133732024Don’t know exact vid, but guy is called Luo Dong. He does chink chakra massage videos

>the moans when her bones pop

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>all these newfags

>>133731760The terminator throw always pisses me off, if you can grab them, crush their fucking skulls don’t throw them 25 feet across the room

>>133734359Kek what a title. That looked like pain more than orgasm though

>>133738360>That looked like pain more than orgasm though>should I be worried about *this* area?Really, user?

>>133737252literal king shit

>>133738412I was watching without sound and skipped to the 13:36 part unless there's another

>>133738477Try 13:18.

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>>133738931I love how her bf is right there

what's this dudes name/channel?

>>133739044dong ching chong massage

>>133730249I NEED TO SEE THIS

Women see an old asian man as nothing sexual, to them it's like a little kid doing it to them.

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>>133738876Ah yes, the ancient art of JIGGLE

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that asian dude massage is a scam right? his "clients" are all retarded right?

>>133739007I love how this is a thread and all these webms were made of this dude.

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>>133739211>to them it's like a little kid doing it to themYou sick fuck.

the brainlet>watches asmr videos because femalesthe chad>watches asmr videos because the video looks comfy and he wishes he gets the same treatmentyoutube.com/watch?v=oELSkJtY-NA

>>133730087why are her nipples hard o_O

>>133739731the virgin heterosexual vs the chad faggot

>>133736396That video made me release my chi

>>133734359>biting her titties

>>133740140I don't think it's biting, he's breathing on them, warming the skin.

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>>133735065>lackbofLooks like you're speaking from experience

>>133736543I hate this so much. Don’t make them wear the stupid full plate if you want them to die by sword.>>133738156Worst thing though. I’ve never seen a terminator compact a person. It’s always punch throw shove

>that kino video with the MILF mom and her stacked teen daughter at the chiropractor taking turns getting adjustments and neither are wearing bras

>>133736972Women are memes, and extremely submissive.

>>133740495Post it then dickhead

>>133735065Depends on how it’s applied. Just a hand is not enough, even if you get a perfect seal under the jaw and apply perfect pressure, you still have arteries on the back of your neck.

>>133730087Which video does he choke a guy?

>>133739044Luo dongyoutube.com/channel/UChj3IpFKwCRo6lmJRC4WqJw

>>133740495Well let’s see it

>>133732205She would never let a white guy do this. More proof women don't register asian guys as sexual men.

>>133737094Are there any where he face plants their arse?

>>133735000The reverse of that too though>gets chopped in the neck>instantly unconscious >hit with a lamp>knee in the faceReally any blow to the head. If people just blacked out like that we'd have all been eaten by lions ten million years ago

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>>133741137I wonder how good this guy is at fingering women.

>>133730087Does he ever show his process for getting people to agree to this? Who the fuck sees an elderly asian man walk up to them, offer to give them a free full body massage in public and say "Yeah alright"

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>>133741137>>133741194>>133741194are women dumb, stupid or whores? there both

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>>133730149Thanks Tarantino

>>133736543Swords in movies are basically all lightsabers. One slash and your dead

>>133740068>That video made me release my chi

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>>133741497Just remember this whenever your wife or girlfriend goes to get a massage.

>person is getting choked>they don't immediately reach back and jab their thumbs into the attacker's eyes>guy gets into a street fight>he doesn't immediately stab the other guy's neck 50 times

>>133743235You can just peel off a grip choke

>>133740276this one gets me every time

>>133736881Americans need to make up any excuse they have to whine about white people because they are all now racemixed abominations.

>>133730087>The_weak_should_fear_the_dong.pngKek

>>133743827It's amazing how even the ones who claim to be right wing do it.It's like an entire country of half SJWs, and the other half are SJWs who insist they are not SJWs despite doing and saying the exact same shit all SJWs do.

>>133740495Sounds hot, post it

How does he do it bros? Some of this shit is on the side of the street lol