>Hey look guys! I mentioned both Tiger King AND El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie within the first 5 minutes of this...

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>>133720885what was the tiger king reference?

>>133721856He has below average IQ.

>>133721924and this is why these threads are getting pruned

>>133721822

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>>133721906When he was playing Megaman X on Mike and James Mondays, he would loudly and slowly read the dialogue out and you coukd see Mike slowly getting pissed each time he did it.

>>133722025look he mad

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>>133721926Something about in game cats. It was retarded, unfunny, and unnecessary.

>>133720885>>133721402>He'd rather liiiiiiicccckkk>His wife's filthyyyyyyy cunt

>>133722043I honestly think the real James was killed a few years back and replaced by a shapeshifting alien that has no concept of human life or social norms.

>>133722149>and swallow the bull's white snowball load.

>>133722149I wonder what her pussy smells like

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I stopped watching about 7 mins in when I had not laughed or smiled even once. Only thing it made me feel is wish I was re watching old episodes.

>>133722453Stale and abandoned. I heard his wife just gives him handjobs now.

>>133722204Isn't it weird to think back in the day James was a totally normal guy? The first thing that eventually tipped me off was how he treated the 360 like some piece of alien technology, which felt weird for a guy who supposedly cared about games

>>133722658Jesus, that episode was painful to watch. They could not care any less about Keiran showing them Resident Evil.

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>>133722658Watching James attempt 3d games is like

>>133723445Well, because Mike had probably already played it multiple times, and even if he hadnt, he hates anything that isnt a side scroller.James just hates video games.

>>133721768Bruh I didn't play Zelda Ocarina of Time for like 20 years but my nephew asked me to help him on his 3DS and I instantly remembered everything. If you give a shit and it affects you, you'll remember.

>>133722147He makes a cat joke in every vid now and they're all nonsensical, unfunny and unnecessary.

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>>133720885What did he mean by this thumbnail?>>133722992>Only thing it made me feel is wish I was re watching old episodes.Lol every time he releases a new ep I go watch an old one to remind myself why I ever liked him

in one video he mentions a 50s or 60s movie with a giant in it (attack of 50 ft? war of gargantuas?) and he wonders aloud if that movie invented giants. he is literally retarded. he might live under a rock but the rocks also softened his brain to a cool 80 iq max.

Uh so does he really deliver the script like he's narrating an audiobook now? What the fuck why is he so low energy?

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>>133724620he's been phoning it in for years

>>133724681you know how james doesnt write or play the games for avgn anymore? this is the guy who does it for him. He keeps getting into internet fights with reddit. This fight is over a stream a redditer recorded where kieran gets mad at his former coworker posting shit about him on reddit. Kieran didnt want someone to record the stream and is basically asking him to take it down in that giant convo

>>133724877what the fuck? Theres two avgn threads on Holla Forums now!!?

>>133722025dilate

>>133720885my thoughts exactly

>>133724877is there like a secret Holla Forums I don't know about?

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>>133721768did I miss something? I can play MB3 in my sleeep

>>133726439There was a recent James and Mike Mondays where they play SMB3 each in their own house and it took James so long to get through it that Mike beat the game and lapped him easily. James forgot about basic stuff like the warp whistle.

>>133725337Why is James hanging out with that whiny faggot?

>>133723258>which felt weird for a guy who supposedly cared about gameshis main interest is movies. the only video games he really knows are the nes and snes games he played as a kid, and even then he's not very good at most of them

youtube.com/watch?v=XxPHn5_YNrAmike has given me new fetish. When i get gf, im gonna shove my fucking anine doll in front of her face and do impressions

What duh hell?youtube.com/watch?v=H9UymkvjbCU

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>>133720885>>133721402They did it on purpose

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>>133720885Is that a cock?

>holy shit is that a new James video?>let's tear it apart so that we can call him a cuck and boomer and feel better about ourselves again

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>>133722658link

>>133729818this but unironically

In all honesty, even though you could tell this was a Screenwave written episode, it was actually pretty good. Better than usual now for sure.

>>133729834Not sure which one it's from but they are both awful youtube.com/watch?v=nD3pcj80XLshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlUFXhxG9KI

Lately all the pre-written anger is "wtf this game takes longer than five minutes and requires thinking"

I like old avgn. 2006-2013. Even some 2014 episodes are good. It goes down hill pretty fast after that though.

>>133720885>Dennis the Menace has lost his 'Menace' in a rebranding of the iconic Beano character.The mischievous schoolboy will from now on be referred to just as Dennis after ‘moving away from his menacing ways.’While the moniker had already been dropped in new CBBC series Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed, ‘Menace’ will also now no longer appear in the weekly Beano comic.The TV show has seen the character joined by a host of new friends including a rock drummer girl and Rubi, who uses a wheelchair, though Dennis is still accompanied by his trusty pet dog Gnasher.

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>>133730854>2011 to 2013 is considered old AVGN nowSHUT THE FUCK UP

>>133730911Just makes me wonder how a brit and an american had the same fucking idea for the same character with the same name and published damn near identical comics on the same day.Fishy as fuck.

>>133730920Old is a relative term.

>>133722043COKE HOUSE

>>133720885I rented that game as a kid. It is legit shit but Wilson is a good jumpscare.

>>133720885>third avgn thread of the daypure kino

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>>133732053I love black cock, user. Im a white boy and I crave black cock.

>>133732211april transitioned?

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>>133721856more like it's abundantly obvious he's your typical 90 iq bostonian

>>133724620James is not that great of an actor. The only reason why he sounds so genuine when he reads Mike's scripts is because Mike understands James's way of speaking better than anyone and can imitate his writing style fairly well. Nobody at Screenwave makes any effort to tap into James's writing voice and basically writes 100% from their own perspective, which makes James sound bored out of his mind reading about someone else's experience playing a game and rattling off pop culture references that he doesn't understand.

>>133732251She has the skin of a woman who hits the booze way too hard. She' probably only in her mid-30s.

>>133732251God she hurts to look at. Looks like a female James

>>133732343shes 35. her mom is 54.

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>>133732304It felt so weird hearing hin reference Tiger King and El Camino knowing damn good and well he's never seen a episode of either of those series'.

>>133721598>he's not as nerd as me! fucking loser!

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>>133732512he watched el camino though. posted it on twitter. he had time i guess.

>>133722043My man just lost points here, Pepsi is vastly superior. The only good coke is the vanilla one.

>>133732563>"I dont have time to play a video game for my dying channel! I gotta babysit the kids!">"Hey guys. Always knew Jessie would go to Alaska because of Jane. Love Breakinf Bad! I've seem the series 4 times already in the past year!"

>>133721402

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>>133732512Yeah, you really think they'd tone down those sorts of references given that they sound jarring and awkward and anyone with half a brain knows they're not authentic to James, but ig the new videos are consistent enough money makers for them to really feel no need to change anything.>>133732563I don't doubt he did watch it, but it's still definitely a Screenwave move to reference it in an AVGN episode. It's a weird ploy to look "in touch", which makes no sense given that the point of the Nerd character is to be completely behind the times and obsessed with the past.

movies for this feel?

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>>133732357Dear god. My moms older than both and looks better than either

>>133722658Poor Kieran>dude I love resident evil those games are SO cool!>Mike's face

>>133732512He reviewed breaking bad, though

based /thecinemassacretruth/

The episode wasn't bad. At least he reviewed the game instead of doing some painfully unfunny slapstick skit in front of a green screen. I don't know why he loves those; they're more work and less funny.

>>133733156same. april looks in her 50s and her mother looks in her 60s.

>>133733187James likes Tiger King and shit. The Nerd character? He wouldent dare watch anything made after 1995. Thats his thing. Or was his thing.

>>133733243Makes him feel like an actual director.

>1 minute and 22 seconds of shilling some VPNI fucking hate what youtube has become.

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>>133721402>>133733002thought it was a turd

>>133733400Thats because the user that keeps spamming his poor photoshops is s coombrain.

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>>133733574this grown man consooms childrens media and spends hundreds of dollars on toys.

>>133733574reddit isnt allowed to call their faggy posts "threads". Thats our word. Do they want to start a god damn war?

>>133733628K

>>133733675Go back now. I swear to god.

>>133733574lol

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>>133733574Is tony reddit or /ourguy/? From the way he behaves, I can never tell.

Why doesn't James just let the fatties do regular review videos to meet their quote while he works on a low budget horror short every month? Hell, let Mike take over the Nerd, it's clear he only does the character out of obligation anyway.

>>133733574Based. Truthers are autistic redditors.

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>>133733802Because, while by now most of the core audience have gotten used to them, and even liking them to some extent, they still won't get views if it's only them.Compare James and Mike Mondays to Mike and Tony Tuesdays

>>133733860Whoever made that is pathetic.

>>133733919sup james

>>133733880Then just do a simple "things I like video" like Bob Ross or the Dracula counter that can be put together in an hour or two.

>>133722043Pepsi is garbage but still wtf man. That's like a grown man tweeting he's never drank milk or orange juice in his life

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>>133720885James loves Breaking Bad thoughHe made like a 30 minute long review a few years ago talking about how much he loves it

>>133721598>>133721822>>133721856>>133721906>>133722043I just realized that he's the e-celeb equivalent of Forest Gump

>>133733967Wait a second, this is a fresh picture.

>>133733990James may love it but the fucking nerd character shouldent. That makes no sense with the built up character personality hes developed for the character over the years. Its the fatties fucking things up because they never actually watched James before they got their fat fingers on their company.

>>133734100>filenameno

>>133734138Retard, it's just a normal review.

>>133734097youre about 2 years too late, kidarchive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/105591360

>>133734138it's still shit content but without the fatties Cinnemassacre would be completely aimless and still the Mike Matei channelJames lost all drive after his movie wasn't a huge hitHe was just gonna do let's plays with Mike until the day he died living off of the charity of internet strangers

>>133720885I cant watch anything with those fatties in it. Not only morbidly obese but inherently ugly. Especially the superfat babyface one and the hook nosed freak jew caricature. How did these guys end up acquiring and running an already successful self made company like Cinemassacre

>>133734166No it isnt. Its a nerd review. Retard.

>>133734244>kidman can't believe that I missed this essential 10 reply thread from 2 years ago

>>133734244Here's a (You) for remembering some dumb sub-10 reply thread you made 2 fucking years ago.

>>133721402Held by a little child.Is it racist to call out pedophilia? Let's wait for our leftist friends to weigh in.

>>133733628This is going to shock you, but thread has been a term since forums have existed, long before 4chan was a thing.

>>133720885People still watch this shit? Lmao

>>133734460Thats our word now. Honky ass redditor.

goddammit Jamesif you put out another half assed shitty screenwave avgn episode, im releasing your dox

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>>133734771based

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>>133734288> pre movie James: hopeful, passionate, looking forward the future> 1 year later> post movie James: numb, gave up creative control over avgn, horror movie project on holdJames will never admit it, but I guess the movie kind of broke him. After all that effort, he was disappointed by himself and chose to focus on his family over his youthful dreams. I've seen many people go through this change. James will regain his strength eventually, but it's going to take a while. If he hadn't settled down, he could have taken an apprenticeship with a b-movie director to learn the ropes and get the foot in the door. There's only so much you can learn by yourself.

Last AVGN I watched was the Paperboy one and it was OK but I can't bring myself to watch his post-movie stuff. Just feels like his heart isn't in it anymore. From like 2014 onwards. I like his stuff away from the nerd character though, when he's just being James.

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>>133733616>consooms

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>>133734862Fucking kek

>>133733758link? I knew this guy was a leech trying to get famous and I'm sure Ryan is putting him in.

>>133734837There are still occasionally great episodes. You should at least watch Gameboy Accessories, Power Rangers, Amiga CD 32, Earthbound and Raid 2020.

>>133734968amiga and raid are shit

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>>133721598>>133721822There was an old episode of james & mike mondays where he's talking about street fighter, and he pronounces guile as "guy-lee", instantly mike is like "what the fuck are you talking about"

>>133733758Isn't he a pedo like the other fat guy?

>>133725337I'd probably make that face if I was in the same room as that little retarded gumpkin too

what the fuck

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>>133735249his fat handler are big sell outs.

>>133722043based. people who say Pepsi tastes like shit have been brainwashed by coca cola's marketing.

>>133735249Holy shit I want that classic sonic blue ray. Thats awesome.

>>133735060goddam man i actually laughed out loud here

>>133735060You should've blurred out the BBC like the other one

Imagine tittyfucking Claire and taking out your phone to post on tumblr

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>>133723967Highly doubt he played them or else he would have been trying to spit knowledge on the game

>>133733776Justin is definitely /ourguy/. Tony is reddit tier

>>133721598Have sex incel loser

>>133735880nice projection

>>133733311Protip: install the sponsorblock browser extension. You will never have to see norn vpn or raid shadow legends ever again.

>>133733311>VPNis it even legit or scam?

>>133735651I'm surprised she could last two hours with Mike's 12 inch slugger

>>133734968Earthbound and Majora's Mask are the only two episodes since 2018 to be written by James, and they come across as pretty passionate as a result. The Immortal may also be his writing, but that's not really something I'd recommend to anyone given that it's just an oddball experiment.

>>133736220If he doesn't write, does that mean he doesn't play the games either? So when you see gameplay footage in the newer episodes, it's one of the fatasses playing?

>>133736472them or mike

Be perfectly honest,Would You?

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>>133720885Solid episode

>>133737074kill yourself

>>133733574Based Greasefat BTFO Truther scum

>>133737217>2020>still pretending to hate based Redditcringe, my guy

>>133737096Hey man I call out episodes when they're bad but I'm not gonna just mindlessly reeeeeeee at every single episode because kayfabe is over

>>133737309>hey manobvious redditism, kys

>>133737325Hey man telling me to kill myself is all well and good but don't call me reddit that's really hurtful

Please help. Im in the need of 3 rare cinemassacre pics1) The Devil May Cry edit of that creepy photo of Mike Matei standing outside that house 2) The AVGN gangweed edit with doug asking to collab at the end3) That 1800s pro slavery poster with avgn's face captioned "Hes gonna take you back to the past"

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>>133737516What you need is a fucking life redditor.

>>133737516>That 1800s pro slavery poster with avgn's face captioned "Hes gonna take you back to the past"WUT

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>>133737743>>133737382>>133737325>>133737279Remind me why we're obsessed with reddit again.

>>133738236BECAUSE YOU WON'T FUCKING LEAVE!

>>133737516

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reminder CinemassacredArchive on BitChute has all the old videos the slobs got rid of when they took down Lost Cinemassacre Videos on YouTube

>>133738476Not going on your nazi site.

>>133739148hi Justin

Both Mike and James will be 50 by the end of this decade? James better hurry up and make his movies before it's too late

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>>133739457was this a deep fake? something seems unnatural about the face

>>133739457No time>>133738317Look at those fucking retarded sideburns

>>133739457>by the end of this decade2020 is the end of this decade numbnuts.

>>133739457>>133739646James attracts women to his threads, he's a Chad no matter what people might meme about him

>>133739763He's a below average simp

>>133739646Are you retarded?

>>133720885Why does it look like the thumbnail has a dick on it?

>>133739851Hey. DUMBASS! There was no such thing as year 0. Now tell me, how many years are in a decade? THAT'S RIGHT TEN! Now..... what's 1+10? THAT'S RIGHT ELEVEN! THE FUCKING DECADE ISN'T OVER UNTIL 2021 MORON! KILL YOURSELF!

>Erin has her own wikifeet page nowwikifeet.com/Erin(178)

>>133739851KILL YOURSELFNOWKILL YOURSELFNOWKILL YOURSELFNOWKILL YOURSELF NOWNOWNOWNOWNWNOWMOWI HATE YOU UNDERAGED SHITSNOWNOWNOWDIENOWI WANT YOU TO DIEKILLYOYURSELF NOWNOWNWOWNO0WNOWNOWNOIWNOW

>>133739890we all know you created it, user

>>133739889So 2020 is included in the 2010s, but not 2010? Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense.If there was no year 0, when was Jesus born? In year -1?

>>133739851Are you?! He's correct.

>>133739945It wasn't I promise.

>>133722043Literally admitting the video was sponsored

>>133734818He will never regain his youthful vigor and enthusiasm so long as his fat who're cunt of a wife and the Screenwave blobs control him.

>>133720885Why would a guy that watches movies and TV all day not keep up with modern stuff?Guy's more about Holla Forums shit anyways, he likes vidya but it's not his main thing

>>133739952There is no year 0

>>133729595It's funny because him mom took that photo.

>>133735060needs the text edited as well for completion

>>133739457Is he the real life Dennis Reynolds?

>>133728937Hilarious cringe

>>133733574Is he a fan of Jesse Lee Peterson?

>>133743250Who isn't?

>>133733574he is right, there are a couple of retards in this thread right now that probably come from reddit and all they do is shit on James and his crew, absolutely pathetic

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>>133730911oh no no no dennisbros we got too cocky

>>133743545>retards>image format of the antichina copypasta that doesn't work>calling buisnessmen by their first namesCringe

>>133743250Lel first thing I thought of. No one else does that “forgive your mother and return to your father” shit these days

So James was a gamer who sucked at playing but enjoyed it.>HOW DOES HE FUCKING DARE NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEEDRUN A GAME I PLAYED AS A KID REEEEEEWhy dont you have a family, user?

>>133730911>wheelchairI thought we left that shit in the 90s

>>133720885In what universe would being an out-of-touch boomer be a BAD thing for the Angry Video Game Nerd? How is that going to interfere with him taking you back to the past to play video games that suck ass?

>>133721402seek help

>>133732251Is this his mom?

>>133728937actually funny, i don't believe it

hilary clinton will be president

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youtube.com/watch?v=RUc-o2B6hCoRyan's take on emulation.Your thoughts?

>>133744277no

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>>133720885Boomers love Breaking Bad, though. James is a special brand of autist that struggles to move beyond the mid-90s.