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bros I gotta get a vulcan gf

>>133717287vulcan girls only like klingon bois

So, like, anyway, guys, for, me, it's, cross-eyed, bloodshot, Romulan, tranny, with, boogers, dripping, from, xer, nose.

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>>133717230thiccer

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>rapes VF with love>rapes BF with hate

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>>133717368Cute! Also, for me, it's Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective as well!

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>>133717448>hold tillyfag's hand

>>133717368based>>133717449cringe

>>133717491you know he uses that hand to wipe himself and doesn't wash hands after?

>>133717448Based

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>>133717517Oh shit, he said cringe!!! Enjoy it.

>>133717568I wipe your boipucci with it.

>>133717616>NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>DON'T CALL ME CRINGE>NOT ON 4CHANNEL>I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD SPAMMING THE THREADS>I DESERVE RESPECT>AND YOU CALL ME CRINGE>NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>133717706We've never met IRL, so it's not even physically possible. All you can do is wipe your own pussy, retarded snitch bitch.

>>133717758men literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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What are some statistics that disprove memes?

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>>133717449I shit on nutrek trannies.

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>>133717957>Why is it always the port nacelle>Why is it always the starboard nacelle

>>133718012>for me it's Romulan synonym synonym synonym lady

>what are synonyms?

>spammer has to defend his shit spam

>the "anti-spammers" are now posting the spammer's spam more than the spammer

>>133718538it's all samefaggotry

>>133718538>>133718580samefag

Jolan tru, /trek/!

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>>133718806shut up seska

>>133717957The statistic of how many women Kirk actually slept with.

>>133718806spam is badkill yourself

Reminder that trannies hate Enterprise because it's too masculine for them.

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>>133719030Once the heterosexual white man is annihilated, gays and lesbians will fight to the death.

>>133719182This is true. I'm a monster faggot and I hate dykes.

>>133719291to be fair you hate straight women too

>>133719030>Not catching a severe sunburnBased sunscreen of the future

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>>133719182And gays win because they are men

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>>133719291the lesbians will mulan you

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>>133719353cucked Wesley69.jpg bitch

>>133719335I believe all women hold society back and we'd be better off as an all-male gay utopia

>>133719402I think faggots are more useless than women. Let's see who gets on the spaceship first!

>>133719353based Riker9.jpg poster

>>133719402

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>>133719597>one long unfunny gay jokebased worst episode of the orville poster

hetero men > women who know their place > women > gay men > lesbians > footfags

>>133719667>one long unfunny gay jokeI thought that was the series pitch

>>133719741And you at the end

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>>133719841oh snap

Gay ass niggers

>>133719741more likehetero men > gay men >>>>>>>>>> any women

>>133720029Bisexuals aren't hetero

posted this in the last "thread"what is the /trek/ equivalent?

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>it's a "The Enterprise is ordered to ferry some diplomats around or negotiate some kind of treaty" episodeCode of HonorLonely Among UsToo Short a SeasonLoud as a WhisperThe DauphinManhuntThe EmissaryThe PriceThe Vengeance FactorSarekReunionData's DayQpidThe HostThe Mind's EyeViolationsCost of LivingThe Perfect MateMan of the PeopleLiaisonsDark PageAttachedJourney's EndBehold, one of the biggest TNG cliches. Most of these are the bland, average sort of episodes. I think I've got this complete.

>>133720166okay

>>133720166Screw off, most of those are great episodes, and better than any DS9 Ferengi """comedy""" episode.

I WANT CAPTAIN JANEWAY TO FART IN MY MOUTH

>>133720166>Data's Day>QpidWorth it

>>133720255>Screw off

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why doesn't trek have any good games?

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>>133720271>I WANT CAPTAIN JANEWAY TO FART IN MY MOUTHYou absolute faggot, don't fucking lay there waiting, fucking suck the cunt out.

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>tfw trying to impress grand nagus bezos by blowing all my stimulus latinum on trek shit so I can resell it to the highest bidder after society collapses

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Guys I cannot stop laughing now I realized the way Picard calls Data sounds like Mr Tater

>>133720685I never changed the filename, that could be anyone. I only post in /trek/ on TV.

>>133720732>>133720801>>133720822

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>>133720575>why doesn't trek have any good games?It does.

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HEEHEEHEEHEEEEE HEEHEEHEEHEEEE

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>>133717401

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>>133721150But it not designed for my OS or Chip! Will is still work?

>>133717230Gets her "meaningful death" only to become a concubine. Why do the writers hate Yar?

>>133720575politics and philosophy doesn't make for good gameplay, and anyone who makes video games doesn't generally get too deep into the lore of the shows.In that video game by Digital Extremes, the enterprise provides fire support to Kirk and Spock by firing Photon Torpedoes from orbit, detonating them directly on enemies that are perhaps 25 meters away.Remember that time Kirk fired a nuclear mortar on enemies over a kilometer away and his red-shirt was like "uhm, isn't that a bit close, cap'n?"

ezri is an ugly little boy

>>133721442>Why do the writers hate Yar?Because she threw a fit and quit halfway through the first season when the show was still finding it's legs?

>>133721805why is it so hard to just make a katawa shoujo set in starfleet academy where you meet the love of your life but have to let them go when you both graduate and ship off to opposite ends of the universeI feel mass effect is the closest we'll ever get, if only because it allows the player to feel like the choices they make affect the outcomeyou're absolutely right that it has to focus on internal conflict more than external action

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>>133719030BasedIt’s been a long road

>>133719030G A YAY

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>>133719030

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>>133722290G A YA AY Y

>>133722200Hot. Reminds me of ensign Jae.

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>>133722778She was promoted to Lieutenant by this point.

>>133723149Why did she get demoted?

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>>133722778Thatisnotafemale.gif

>>133723816Having an affair with her commanding officer.

What's up with this guy?

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>>133723816To be fair to her, it was a far less humiliating demotion than O'Brien, who got dinged like four ranks and had his officer's commission revoked

The mirror universe characters in DS9 were basedMakes me want a whole series revolving around a crew of space pirates

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>>133724074Baladonian: a hairless race with accute vision and- *attempts to decipher roddenberry scribblings* known for their long prehensile penises and enormous ejaculate capacity which in their culture-

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>>133724074Got shot in the head by fat Sam Tarly and never got over it

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>>133724074God damn I just bought the 2009 Trek for the fourth time in my life. For some reason by 09 and Into Darkness copies weren't working and one of the uniforms I ordered was from Beyond so I just went for a trilogy setI don't know why I keep having to replace these

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>>133724074youtube.com/watch?v=OYvoO1LGQ-0

>>133724163kek

>>133724643>Kirk: Where's the damage>Gatt: Major hull damage, captain.Great. Thanks. That helps a lot, Joe.

>>133721805Make it an rpg then or a visual novel.

>>133724074>0718 was regarded as a Human who graduated from Starfleet and was augmented with advanced cybernetic implants before becoming a science officer on the Enterprise bridge. [2] "He is NOT an android or robot of any kind," Joseph Gatt noted. He imagined additional facts about the character, which he referred to as "stuff that I've had to come up with, as an actor, to help fill in the gaps and play my role effectively." The actor's main thoughts, during production on Star Trek Into Darkness, were that his character's primary assignment on the bridge of the Enterprise "is augmenting the work of Spock and Uhura, mainly managing the science and engineering systems in the bridge."So he's just a regular human with a computer built into his head. How is this not Borg tier?

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>>133724831eugh, I've always wanted to write a VN or RPG in these kinds of settings. Cut-throat market though.

>>133724381I have DVDs that don't have a scratch on them, but will not play because of oxidation over time.

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jjtrek is ugly and makes the thread ugly

>>133725153You want to know what really makes the thread ugly?

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>>133724381>computer, Bashirfaggot but it’s actually a pretty girl

>>133725571BF looking better and better.

>>133717957How does that disprove the meme? Redshirts are far and away the most common death.

>>133726188You’re more likely to die on the ship than be a security officer in a landing party. Further, many of the on-ship redshirt deaths are engineers, not security.

What did he mean by this?

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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after I stop being drunk and fucking angry over work tonight.

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>>133726681What happened at work

>>133726764Got called racist

>>133726764Got moved back to a position I had for 3 years and fought to get out of. Was promised not to be placed there this year again but am now.

Because mine's bigger!

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>>133727003Fry station?

>>133726971Be honest, are you a little more racist now that you’ve been culturally enriched?

>>133727077No, I've always hated white people.

>>133727146Based.

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>>133727076No, drive through!!!

Hello /trek/Why does the color of command shirt change from yellow in TOS to red in TNG?Thank.

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>>133727203That's a jew, they're not white.

>>133727003That sucks. You might be able to make more off unemployment Fuckers got me waking up at 4 am every day for work and I just want to sleep through this plague and wake up when life is back to normal again

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>>133727384Thats the thing, im going back to waking up at 4 am and working 4 10 hour shifts all summer again. With overtime on the weekends which is nice but means I can't do fuck all for the summer. Really just sick of the 4 am shit.

>>133727516Yeah but if you load up on coffee, adderall, and Monsters you can zip through the first six hours then just maintain the speed for four more hours and you have the rest of the day off

I, I'm invisibleOh, II'm in invisibleI'm too high to see youI'm invisibleI'm too high to be seen'cause I'm invincibleI, I'm invisibleOh, II'm in invisibleI'm too high to see youI'm too high to be near youI'm too high to be seen'cause I'm invincibleI'm invisibleI'm invisibleI'm I N V I S I B L EI'm invisibleI'm invisible

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>>133726649The romumommy commander.

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>>133727810I already do plenty of cocaine on my off days to cope and post on /trek/, so thats not advisable

>>133727291No specific reason was given in universe, but the change was noted by Sisko in DS9. Production-wise Stewart looked better in red and Spiner’s makeup looked better in gold.

>>133727886You're the only person in the known universe who does coke "to cope"

>>133727516Must suck being a retard and working shitty jobs for shitty money.

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>>133727881one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>>133727886But you can get so much more done and it's so much more fun if you do bumps at work. My ideal shift is one I can't even remember and tearing through the hours at light speed is the best way I've figured out how to do that

>>133727003Sounds bad. Sorry, mate. I was only slightly touched by Corona Chan. They've took away my overtime and traveling bonus (since everyone works from home now). Because of this I lost about 20% of my usual paycheck, but at least I still earn way more than I need to live and sitting at home 24/7 all alone isn't a bad thing for a typical user anyway.

>>133727983I'd be so bored sitting at home all day feeling useless and isolated

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>>133724103God, that first mirror episode was so good.>Mirror Kira is somehow even hotter than regular Kira.>Mirror Kira is down to fuck regular Kira.>Bashir shoots Mirror Odo without hesitation and explodes him into goop.

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>>133727821On my general there is problemAnd that problem is lyricposting

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>>133728396Don't forget mirror Odo bitchslapping Bashir

Any non bidped alien races in Trek?

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well /trek/?

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>>133729556>Horta>Tholian >Species 8472>Xindi Insectoid>Xindi Aquatic

>>133729556Do these count?

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Just finished a Garak episode and I am sad because I don't remember how long it will be before another Garak episode. I assume I'll be forced to suffer through several Bajor episodes in the mean time.

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>>133717230Anton Yelchin and John Cho and Q's son and Wesley Crusher and Icheb are relentlessly handsome.

Rank the Enterprise.

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>>133729726>tfw born into the generation that will suffer the most

>>133730740I was hoping the coronavirus would get worse and lead to dystopian ghettos for the poor or plague ridden and set us up for the Bell riots. Oh well....

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>>133730689aircraft carriers are so fucking cool

>>133729885Two legs, so no.

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>>133731232They're ornithoids so does it really count?

>>133717401

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>>1337306891984 for the classic design, 1961 for the update

>>133719030Honestly, NuTrek is the most masculine. There literally aren't any feminine characters. Even the the girls have boy names.

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>>133730488dont worry he'll be back and arguing for murder in no timeThe greatest episodes are the Garak + Dukat episodes, like S3E07youtube.com/watch?v=ocA01hN21Akhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJGOSB9NkTY

Convince me that this isn't the single greatest scene in all of Star Trekyoutube.com/watch?v=w6S9HnNGik4

>>133731985But all the males are faggots. Or at least they look / act like ones.

>>133732524

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What resolution do you watch your Trek on?

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>>133733173as it was intended

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>salt is a spiceWow Neelix is fucking retarded

>>133733555He's white, don't be so racist

>>133732463based Dukat, absolute madman

>>133733555It's categorised under the 'Culinary herbs and spices' portal in Wikipedia. And it definitely isn't a herb. So, therefore, Neelix is correct. Salt is a spice.

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>>133735659That's just for ease of use. Salt is neither spice nor seasoning, it's just salt.

>>133735659Salt is a mineral, bud.

>>133735956>>133735963>'Culinary herbs and spices'If you don't think it's a spice then you're saying you think it's a herb. And that's just retarded.

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>>133731232how about these guys

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people can be really rude to Data omg

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>>133736201As I said it's just salt. Nothing else.

>>133736323Salt is not a herb.

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It's always funny to me how literally every other interstellar power in the Trek universe is some kind of irrational empire that prefers violence or deception (or both) over diplomacy and for some reason the Federation is the only democratic and humanitarian organization that attempts to establish mutually beneficial relations. I mean you'd think at least a several other empires or unions were formed just out of common interest in joint security or trade and prosperity, but then you wouldn't be able to have episodes where Starfleet officers get to constantly moralize about Federation principles.Just once I would've liked to see the Enterprise encounter a vast, advanced empire that basically does everything better than the Federation without harboring some dark secret. That would really put Federation principles to the test, actually encountering a species or union of systems that's more appealing to UFP citizens and worlds than the UFP itself.

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>>133725571true

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>>133727983I can't even imagine what it's like. Luckily for me my two useless master's degrees make me overqualified for that kind of work and have resulted in me having none of the experience required to get even an entry level job at a more relevant field. Much better this way. More time for /trek/

>>133717401>>133721174>>133731592

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>>133738093You kept the thread alive to post this?

>>133738093Not OK.

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>>133738411Better?

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>>133738580Eww.

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>>133738668DISCO

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>>133738698Absolutely disgustingAlso STD

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POST THIS STARSHIPPOST THIS STARSHIP

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>>133738976>crew has to travel down to through the nacelle pylons to reach the stardrive section

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I'm running out of time'Cause I can see the sun light up the skySo I hit the road in overdrive, babyOh, the city's cold and empty (oh)No one's around to judge me (oh)I can't see clearly when you're goneI said, oooooooh, I'm blinded by the lightsNo, I can't sleep until I feel your touchI said, oooooooh, I'm drowning in the nightOh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust

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>>133724103>Makes me want a whole series revolving around a crew of space piratesWell Star Trek Picard is now a thing, with his quirky nonStar Fleet crew that is the closest you will even get to that.

>>133739170I legitimately had not considered this design flaw until now. What the fuck.

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>>133718012>tranny/10, I can tell from the pixels and from having seeing trannies everywhere in my timeWhy is mental illness so prevalent in Estados Unidos?

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>>133739314I don't understand.

>>133738581Much better.

>>133738976I'd kamikaze this bitch like a wrecking ball.

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>>133739170Maybe they just teleport whenever they need to go below decks?Maybe they are very strict about keeping command and engineering separate?

>>133739640>Maybe they are very strict about keeping command and engineering separate?They're both on the top section.

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>>133724103

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>>133739956Well except for maintenance/repairs, it doesn't look like there's any need for crew to go down there.

>>133739556Typical discord tranny cope. Ignore xer.

>it's a Q episodeFuck yeah

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Shitty ass cunt fucking thread

You know what would have been more interesting than suddenly making all the Androids insane in Picard? Dealing with the holograms.Through TNG and VOY, we have seen holograms gain sentience, agency, have personal lives, we've seen programs set in the 18th century discover and come to terms with the fact that they are holograms. And with all of this - we have mobile emitters.So does the Federation start accepting holograms as sentient life with their rights? Why don't we see a bunch of holograms with mobile emitters in Picard - trying to live their lives and do work in Starfleet and all that? Do people's allowance and tolerance to make non-sentient programs change? Does it become a problem to make ANY person in the holodeck? Not just copies of real people, but does the random Klingon warrior created for an exercise program get rights now?

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Wallace Shawn really was the perfect choice for Grand Nagus

>>133741672Seemed weird to me that the Grand Nagus chooses his successor. You'd think the position would be auctioned off and whoever could bid the highest would get the role.

>>133725571>We've met before, haven't we?

>>133741853She's your new Mom

>>133741705>implying this wasn't the original method but the first grand Negus did a deal that meant he could just appoint his boi

>Ho ho ho>Ahahahaha>Well Mr. Sambo Cardie Spoon, I've got your number, you're nicked

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>>133741967>implying a previous Grand Nagus chose friendship over profitTruly the ruin of Ferengi civilization.

>that fucking Morn episode in DS9

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>>133742184>not having your boi holding the reins to cut you in on all the profits and board seats after you retireNot gonna make it

>>133742326They managed to make him one of the best characters without a single line of dialogue

>>133742373>implying no other Ferengi would consider offering me a cut-inBesides, if a Ferengi was gullible enough to give me a share of his profits, I wouldn't have them as a business partner/friend. I would hope any of mah bois would be shrewd enough to realize any such deal could easily be absolved as Grand Nagus.

>>133742521You've got me there, I concede to your lobes

>>133742604In any case, we agree that Grand Nagus succession would likely follow whatever makes the current Grand Nagus the most profit.Except for the one we saw, who was obviously being corrupted by feminine wiles. CLOTHED feminine wiles.

Ok wait. This epsiode has a dead crewmember come back as an alien. Harry Kim was infatuated with her, and tries to get with her again. He fails, she leaves. And the episode ends with Harry Kim going to a holodeck unsupervised with an 8 year old girl....WHAT THE FUCK, HARRY??

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>>133730488Don't be said frenSome of the best eps are Garak eps, he was a bizarrely good character every time he appeared

>>133742875They're in international waters, he can do what he wants

Which episode should I work out on my rowing machine to?

>>133742940>he can do what he wants>kimhasnopenis.jpgOnly in the holodeck, you mean.

did they really fill picard with discovery assets?lel

>>133739610>name a class after the literal home of the Greek gods>it's medical support frigate instead of a leviathan fleet carrierI don't understand Starfleet.

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>gril comes to Riker to succ his dicc>he says he wants to treat her as an equal>p0ssy dries up instantlyHas Riker never met a woman before?

>>133743153The one with Mommy Crusher and Mommy Deanna working out in 80s gear

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>>133743220>implying he wanted to be the top

>>133743422Is it safe to row at full mast?

>>133743476Only while screaming at the top of your lungs

I had a nightmare about Dukat last night, which is weird because I love Dukat and think he did nothing wrong.

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>>133742389>not a single line of dialogue>still better than every character from STP and STDbased morn

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>>133743446>episode where they meet the Borg kids>kim is crawling around the cube>Borg girl finds him>next scene is Kim passed out, roughed up, nanites in his bodyYou might be on to something.

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>it's a Riker commits genocide by vaporising the last survivor of a race episode

>>133743714Are the nanites canonically supposed to be the Borg?I did think that when watching the ep where Wesley makes them

>>133743753youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUoIt never happened

>>133743529delete this post Star Trek is liberal

>>133743781As in the original borg species are the microscopic machines? I don't think so, but I don't see anything in Memory Alpha about the original species.

>>133744008That's what the tranny mod would like to think

>>133743529I unironically had a dream 2 days ago where I was an Andorian. And, for whatever reason, I was back in High School. In the dream I was bulshitting my teacher that I couldn't complete my homework because of some Andorian holiday or something. Weird.

>>133744008>Star Trek is liberalYes, but not in the Marxist """liberal""" way according to Americunts.