The song of slave and miscreants

I want to be a modern day slave trader, selling guest workers to rich arab countries.

...

thanks subtle.

I miss when tp loved me like subtle apparently does.

pourin' one out for those days, homie.

So.......You want a more subtle love?

...

there's a point where things have gone too far and you have passed it a while ago, tracer. friends don't let friends tell such bad jokes while drunk.

yeah whatever fuck you man. I see how it is.

Just like the word "infused/infusion" on any alcohol.
Sure, there's a few good ones but it's the most meaningless word because for most alcohols, it has no metrics that could mean anything from distilled with it originally, added at a later distillation, or just straight up thrown in there when it was finished.

Gin is the only one I'm aware of that even has proper terms for when aromatics or infusions are even added to them.

Are you trying to make me go blind again, Tracer?

~

awoo

You're welcome to try and stop me.

Sucks that Gin is terrible.

!

no awoo
350!

...

Gin is boring but it's the nostalgic type of boring.

Is this new thread?
I just need a hug.

Did I do good?

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Yeah, for gin and tonics and shit like that.

at least you linked properly. but you have to put more links. not just two.

cups needs more alcohol

what does that mean

it's almost as good as hmmms

You drink Admiral Nelson and Popov.
Shut up.

no I don't. I don't even know what the fuck those are.

$350 penalty..

lewd

can't stop me. awoo.

Dirt cheap, shitty rum and vodka, respectively.

sMore?!

Well I mean it doesn't cost much so there is kinda a legit reason to drink it in some circumstances

Lewddog!

Literal slut.

delete overwatch cuz youre in debt 700

I drink decidedly inexpensive but not shit quality alcohols, thank you very much. they are comfortably above shit quality. and I mix anyway so who cares.

s'more alcohol yes

this has ever been a question when exactly?

gonna double install overwatch and awoo

I figured it would be more insulting because I myself haven't called you one.

no because you have to have pride in your alcohol to get drunk or something perhaps maybe probably

I'm going to bed.
Wish me good night.

factual statements aren't really insults.
I will not be slut shamed. which is a shame in and of itself, because I rather enjoy being shamed.

goodnight, rin. sleep well.

Bye

Because you take it as a fetish, and not an insult.

It's not fun to drink if what you're drinking is terrible.

what, being a slut? it's not a fetish, it's just because I like sex.

excellent.

What are you drinking?

Good night rin

Absorbing life essence through your ass isn't sex, it's a sin.

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You got some hmms stuck in your hair.
Have some class.

vodka and lemonade

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. the sinners have much more fun"

tracer tells me he likes it that way and I'm not allowed to wash until he goes to bed.

ky

rude

What happened to all the hmms, anyway?

you stole that pic from smlies

I should get some vodka

but vodka is pretty gross

Billy Joel sucks.

Except for a lot of his songs.

Smiles stole that trip from Tsuchi.

apt

Kinky.

I saved this image a while back.
I was the one that told them to make that folder.

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it's amazing. and you're supposed to mix it.

I was about to be very mad because of
DIFFERENT OPINIONS

the man is a genius.

the only way I'll even consider playing.

No.

you're awfully lewd today.

every time I have been way too drunk has been caused by vodka

I guuuuuuueeeeessss

try drinking less of it.

especially "the stranger" and "glass houses"

those albums are both perfection.

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But it sneaks up on me, man!

Wow what a nerd.

Should probably kill yourself.

>not cybering as the girl

disgusting.

*pat*

go slower?

I am actually, genuinely triggered right now.

...

What TB said

Where's the fun with that?

FUCKING LET IT GO TSUCHI

you can cyber cupcake this very second
don't lie to yourself

I've been feeling needy

yes

you actually have a good point.

So?

Go away.

aren't you always needy?

he's one of the few who I'd turn down and there's literally no way in hell he'd want to anyway.

a needle pulling thread.

TB go away

How many in are you?

Hm.

a couple. was going slowish, picking up speed now though. I tend to go fairly slow and pace myself because I have a lot of experience at this and like to stay drunk as long as possible with as few side effects.

yesssssss

Cupcake doesn't like me for not wanting his ass.

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why not tsuchi
he is a moderately handsome fellow isn't he

I don't think that's the case
i don't want his ass either and he loves me

Wish the rain would come back so I could sleep.

goddamn i wish my weed guy would call me. i'm starting to get borderline tdtd

make me~

no :c

hmmph

...

I tend to go too fast and have a low tolerance, so things tend to go weird

eh
maybe i'm thinking of someone else
who knows

Too lewd

I don't feel like driving downtown and punching every fat autistic kid I see at the moment.

I didn't mean it to be insulting, baka.

sleeping while the rain is going is fucking top tier.

you cheered me right up with that one guero.

just kidding I feel like shit but that was funny as hell

you gotta go slower then. simple as that.

Yo.

How big are you?

hello maddie.

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Daily reminder to stay ____

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The American "The Office" is terrible.

We have a hate filled relationship.

Evening Welmas

But alcohol is gross, so gotta just get it over with

same

...

nope.

this song is very nice.

MIX IT

Lucky?

The only positive thing about living here.

No, wait, it rains far more in England or Ireland.

Florida sucks.

Mix it you fucking idiot.

I doooo!
Still gross!

Make me a drink!

Hihi^^ Whatcha up to tonight?

Moogs~

Hello, stranger :p

Cato! How's it been~?

i am glad to be of service
we can play overwatch soon if you want

hugh
mungus

at least you HAVE a relationship ;;

I've got another migraine going on

Can I just die for a bit until it's over?

I wouldn't call myself THAT lucky

I don't know what you're talking about~

I'm not fat, nor autistic. And I'm 21. Stop being a dick.

;w;

Up and down
Currently in the middle

you?

That isn't a size, it's a name!

Are you really irish?

hi

plus both of those places are just plain better. well. ireland probably still is. good luck trying to have a good time in englandistan.

put less alcohol in the drink. solves both problems you seem to have.

just drinking. been a bad day. how about you?

anyone else around to play? two person is pretty meh.

no. no dying allowed if I have to suffer through this waking world.

hart

See, right there!
Super lewd!

!!

But then how do I force myself to acclimate and build tolerance?

I'm what some would call yes

I CANT MOVE MY HEAD
IT'S SPREADING TO MY STOMACH
WAKE ME UP

Figure it out you cunt.

Ehhh
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
So, a kid.

God I wish I lived in Ireland.

...

!?

it's better not to have it anyway. getting drunk faster means you spend less on booze.

if you feel good enough to post you feel good enough for school!

me too. I'd fit right in with my luscious red hair.

let's get a flat together. I'll cook and do the housework and you can hmm me real good when you get home from work.

People call you yes?

You could help me!
It'll be fun!

!!

Always tryin to make me get alcohol blindness.

It's one of his first singles.

I don't want to break Cupcake's heart more than it's already been destroyed.

How vague^^

I'm alright. Just got home from my long shift welcome back from a long weekend. That first day is always the hardest haha

-licks-

Ah, sorry to hear :(

I'm alright. Finally home laying in bed. Sober.

Hello.

Thanks for the +1

But then I am gone faster than my friends

I dont like drinking enough to not do it at least simi-socially

can't break what's been shattered so much it no longer exists.

I need to listen to more bruce.

...

Well no
What was the question again?

no worries. it'll be okay in the end, just a shitty situation going on right now.

sober and tired I assume? did you have a good day?

Yesterday was stressful because I got super nervous about sending out graduate school emails and getting ready for the GED, which I probably should have already taken.

Today was better, but I still havent sent out the e-mails

ur gay!

whatever you called yourself yes for

fuck off

nope

im innocent

Fun fact. My last roommate gained 30 points in 2 months from my cooking. Because it's delicious and not healthy.

So if you can out-cook me you can stay.

Buy a full bottle of Jack Daniels.
Buy a shity-ton of coke.
Mix together until you get to a consistency you like.

There you go.

I'm not making you drink ethanol.

Reaper would be the best step-dad

For being irish, yes

I am Irish yes

I was here first. Go away.

yeah im a naughty little fag

I thought you weren't anymore tho

seriously tho you lewd af tonight

no I changed my mind after hearing that. you cook, I'll work, you hmm me while I eat.

"my wife's son came out as gay today and I couldn't be more proud"

cuck reaper

No.

Bitch.

Cupcake is like, less sober than Soto.

how about you mind your business.

Look, a dick! Dicks are lewd!

That's what I'm doing with rum and OJ right now

How irish?

Yeah, that

Reaper would slow clap at his wife's son coming out

and then shadow step out of his life

Tracer and Nezi need to hatefuck already.

You're paying for all the rent then.

You're just upset that I don't want to meet you, because I'm literally the closest one to you.

Ew.

I would need to get my hatchet out of the shed.

IT'S JUST BECAUSE MY WEED GUY IS TAKING FOREVER

HOME

BOY

I'm onto your ploys.

Enough I'm just straight up mixed eurotrash let's be honest here

awkward

it's probably just your imagination

look, no genitalia in this image

not lewd, see?

no, you're kinda mean

and a lot older
and your interests are:
drinking
smoking
???

no thanks

typical mexican

and cato for good measure

I literally just said I would be the one working learn to fucking read or this is not going to work out.

You wound me.

I just have rum and burbon because I am dumb and ABC stores are dumb

Isn't everyone, to some point

You just told me to!

the fuck

Yeah, that's not very lewd

maybe I was mistaken

ABC is fine.

body of christ you cuck

Wanna talk about it?

Yes, I'm always tired. It was okay I guess. Over now.

lmk if you need to vent or something on steam.

Wait, you did college without a ged? How does that work?

Mind your ps and qs

what about it

Yeah but i was obsessed with it enough to make it my moniker for ever

Y-Yeah a "loaf" of "bread"

hi and stuff...

Just seems like you're in a mood.

hello lizzie or whatever your trap name is

I don't need to vent but if you're curious about what happened I can tell you over steam or text. it's just bleh, but I don't want you to worry about it.

I assume it's homemade so I said yes, but it's still a fucking weird ass thing to do. I don't think I've even met this person. how did they even get my phone number?

you idiot no one wants them to stay

what kind of mood

that's sama

Take it, bread is awesome

ABC is dumb when the only one is on the other side of the next town over

In Houston I could go a block away. A private liquor store would make a killing here

I meant GRE

Like I said, working on grad school stuff. NASA should help, either way

Why not for later?

Evening, user

true. wish I had jam.

You gotta clean the house too.

That's why I said INTO

Because I'd forget?

got me bro. christ works in mysterious ways

ABC would be cheaper than them.

WHOOOPS

pls... my lezzy pet name is Bruce

hey Cato. whats up man

see? nothing lewd here at all

your food better be fucking phenomenal if I have to work and clean the fucking house.

oh I assumed you meant he was in america trying to get out.

how dare you confuse me with user posts user

yea... i cleaned my shit, forgot to repopulate a tripcode... its just me

...just lil ol sama

Do they have scuppernongs on the worstcoast?
scuppernong/muscadine season is wrapping up, so there are a lot of preserves being sold

Of course you would

Is it?
I couldn't tell much of a difference

drinking and posting
you?

That one is lewd!
You should make sure to post it when Neko is around

i shouldve like taken the chii trip or something just to screw with you... meh

missed opportunity

i came up with a new thing to call you. user obama

cause nigger lover

#DadJokes

Well, one for five.

Beer battered bacon wrapped cheddar stuffed all beef hot-dogs.

Because you're dumb.

no I have no idea what you're even talking about

Well alright then.

A shitty one probably. I'm probably way off.

I don't even know what that is lol

If nasa should help you're probably in good hands though^^

just home... not drinking tonight, saving that for the weekend. im tired and i had a shit day.... i need an attaboy and someone to wipe my butt

He shadow steps back to mexico to escape his wife's son in tequila, only to find an ice wall stopping him from coming back in
many pains right now

I forgot everything already

i hope that slag rots in hell for unleashing beepop on us

okay fine I'll clean.

yer darn right it's alright then

take some fucking medicine for it already

ohoo its funny because obama is black and i dig black chicks ohoo

this is going in confusing directions

im in a very good mood

HA

nailed it

Ahuehuehue

I did, advil can only do so much!
I actually have no choice but to sit here and whine about it

exclusively black chicks, or you just don't avoid black chicks?

finally get a reaction out of you... mr stone face

fuckin a man... glad we could sort that out. now what?

yeah it's real hard to get me to submit to demands

exclusively

I'm hsppy to fuck up everything, fancy to cybering with me

Don't be gross Cup.

and you're filtered for not knowing how to count :^)

none of my images are lewd baka

they part of my type... im talking to a white girl right now (with hispanic traits) but like yea. i do have preferences

or I just care about convenience over price

They are a kind of grape and they are the best
I would be surprised if you didn't have muscadines, look for muscadine preserves

It is the stupid standardized test you take to go to grad school
basically college SAT

I just gotta actually do things

you're an attaboy!

good job

yeah, keep posting not lewd images!

this is boring

Oh no, how will I ever cope with being filtered by the kid who only comes here to blog to people.

What will I dooooooo

Or dumb.

you deserve every second of pain.

I don't always say hi to everyone all the time ya know. I usually respond to who responds to me.

hello.

look with a sub rating that high you know it's gotta bleed into other areas of life without being a fetish thing.

I doubt you can type well enough to cyber right now, to be perfectly honest

hooray, ill take it! thanks bunches cato, youre a trooper

maybe you should say yo again to get replies

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oh hi you must be new to these threads

...

Aight

Let me entertaun you, Elma>>1335996

Fine.

I just better not see scented candles everywhere.

one more

but we're having a conversation right now :^)

LOL REKT EX DEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1

I prefer strawberry preserves anyway, actually.

so you want the house to smell like dude all the time? come on tracer think with your fucking head for once.

You too!

I'm not well stocked on medicine.
Also my liver doesn't take most painkillers well kek

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well thanks so much for gracing me with an emotional reaction your majesty....

wonderful, glad we could clear that up... its important to me were on the same page you and I

oh I forgot about that. now I feel bad. except I don't because your life is bitchin' with all the debt and health problems :^)

maybe if every conversation with you didn't go like this I'd say hi to you more your royal stuckupness.

Oh no, truly I have been outsmarted. Only now in your proof of growing a pair will I agree to meet with you in real life.

"Clean" and " french bordello" are two different things.

ALL EXCEDRIN IS THE SAME.
MIGRAINE JUST HAS MORE CAFFEINE AND ASPIRIN.

I'll only get the fresh linen scent, how about that mister fussy?

I totally agree, otherwise misunderstandings could happen

and if you leave it alone long enough it turns into alcohol, faggot.

Vidya?

or whatever that thing was that I just said!

Now what're you gonna do?

That's not lewd!

You've never tried these!

Yeah, me too!

maybe if we didnt return a greeting with some false sense of entitlement it wouldnt lean in that direction inevitably...

tit for tat they say

...

It'll do.

...

...

I'm confident I will still prefer strawberries

I can't talk to you when you're like this. you're like a gosh damn woman with all your unreasonable expectations.

see, compromise is the foundation of any successful platonic flatmate arrangement.

how lewd

That's right give me ALL that free pity UNF

I'd just be drinking it off right now, but lmao on-call

oh well, you can laugh at my life with me~

Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-You ...nn...

pat myself on the back for a job well done... promise to pleasure myself later during my personal time... i try to pencil it in but im usually ok with it without advanced panning

yeah I don't want to though

like I said you're older and an alcoholic

yep :)

SUCK IT HAMEL

and i cant talk to you when youre like this with youre dismissive and general lack of a tip of the hand toward a positive conversation

Maybe this won't last very long

Smile!

...

Yes yes. Usual rules apply. If you need the flat to yourself to "Impress" someone you need to hand me 20 bucks so I can entertain myself for a few hours. I don't abide by the sock on the doorhandle rule. Simpler to have the other person away.

And you're a kid who doesn't know what a joke is. makes it easier to call you autistic.

Did you just

i am happy at the moment

and kinda high

and also horny

yea, i like strutting around during my naked time

s-source

...

too busy laughing at my own

but that's how almost all conversations with me go, user

well I guess we'll never know

fair enough. I'd say the same goes for you but you'll never bring anyone back because you'll be too busy being drunk and old and bitter. EEEY OOOOOOH

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when are you not tho

There's a lot of 3D stuff that's weirder

Trust nobody. Not even you're self.

You could have fooled me!
Smile more!

Yeah, fuck you!

It's nice to feel the breeze

But you feel so right!

...

...

so why are you taking me to task for what can be summed up as an ongoing YOU problem...

i dont want to be a man

i will let you know

whyyyyy

wait what

because I'm a horrible person.

Well shit
Well I'll be over here laughing at MY own

Wow what the fuck man

If I was in Ireland I'd be looking for Irish pussy daily.

For shame, and I called you brother.

It's not untrue

better call his dispatch center for an eta...

perfect. my fetish is people who aren't into it at all.

no. you need to laugh at mine too. it's a two person job, minimum.

irish chicks are great because you can slap them around and they think it's normal.

i know... and its ok.

youre allowed to be that guy if you want to, its fine.

thanks user, I knew you'd understand.

so what's up?

You need dressmakers like me.

Well that's common with any Catholic.

i did. voicemail'd that negro. hate to bother you man but just checking in seeing if we're close

Because I worry when you're all frowny

I could be wrong..

oh snap you took my offensive joke and made it like ten times better.

I'm just drunk and confused.

Once i can move my neck I will let off a hearty laugh with you

Until then I must shield my eyes from the blinding light of my body's shortcomings. And the fact that my eyes are burning

Mixed messages

But Milan is woman, did better than a man. Taught them shit.

hey, thanks for asking. not much really. got trentemoller plating in the background. closing out a few minor things from the day and stuffing my face with supper. how about you?

I try.

The magic of alcohol.

at this point I legit think you should maybe go to bed and lie down or something.

...is that cats licking jizz off of a girl?
What the fuck?

Maybe I've been hoping too hard

A monkey still can teach tricks

ask to speak with his supervisor, let him know you will be filing an escalation report with client services

gotta pretend to be a normal human so they don't catch on.

sounds like a nice end to the day. mine was horrible but whatever. just drinking and trying to get past shit.

more like that. your earlier attempts at humor were painful.

it's probably milk but that doesn't really make it much better

cato ffs I'm so confused right now

because its cute, I guess?

But I've gone this far!

Because they were aimed at you, no doubt.

alcohol is an excellent solution... also exercise, violent masturbation and homicide

are you drunk?

no no, I appreciate a good jab at me as long as it's actually clever

What the fuck, man?

I might do the masturbation thing later if I don't have whiskey dick.

fucking bigots.

Probably, I've kinda just been staring through my monitor

do NOT cook the rish

Hm.

>>>/bed/

limits the options really to exercise and homicide then...

oh my

but I'm not interested in either of those.

It's more than I hoped for

Cats are cute and girl is cute so cats + girl = more cute

Math, man, math!

yummy

Only when the house is cleaned.

C O N F U S E D

texted me back "Sorry man everything is working against me today I won't be home for awhile can we hook up tomaro"

this is what i get for getting back on the drugs

it's worth it for those sweet hmms

Fiiiine
I will descend into the ever ending horror that is restful sleeps

Not yummy

Rip me

I DONT CARE WHAT CONSEQUENCE IT BRINGS

dont ripyou
just mm you

better hope that booze does the trick then... damn

not wise to settle on one solution

hahaha drug dealers... no scheduling accountability

Only go 'hm', though.

No. It is time for me to rip in peas

Good bey

sleep well ducky. feel better.

so you are drunk

when it's booze it is. for me at least.

no I want two mms.

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im realizing that wasabi sauce is good on just about anything

HA. fucking get rekt again tsuchi

IT'S THE FUCKING WORST. THE ONE THING I DONT MISS ABOUT BEING A POTHEAD. AND NOW IM DRUNK CAUSE I WAS EXCITED ABOUT GETTING WEED. FUCK

When was this?