I wanted to make a new thread so I made a new thread

I wanted to make a new thread so I made a new thread.
Follow your dreams, dudes.

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youtu.be/Vo-V5sPeYpk?t=2m11s
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Maybe they were celebratory.


My dreams are all nightmares though.

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nah
I normally have my !Neziwi tripcode on but I've been changing my name around a ton and was using a meme tripcode for a while there

everyone just calls me Nezi so I kinda just roll with it

'Sup Mugen

I bet that if you met your younger self, it would break his heart to see what you've become. Compromising your naming principles. Taking the easy way out.

fumbling through conversations

wbu

Lebanon's pretty fucked in terms of weather. Summer can go up to like 50 degrees celsius, winter can go to 0. But you go to like -10, yeah? That's insane. 10 degrees is already way too fucking cold for me. Spring is some comfy shit though, it's really warm but there's still a cool breeze. Wonderful weather.


What are you studying?
What's got you stressed?

I can respect that, dude. As original an origin story can be.

I don't give a shit what they're about, I just wish it weren't so fuckin' loud and close to my house

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You shouldn't follow those.

Waiting for my death. This is taking forever. I need a waiting-for-death snack soon.


Jesus Christ, 120 degrees would have me putting my head in the oven to cool down. Nature needs to relax a little bit.


At least you haven't been hit by a stray bullet yet. Maybe your roommate will get creamed and you'll get the apartment to yourself.


They do a good enough job of following me, luckily, so I don't have to.

perhaps

my interests and priorities have certainly changed over the years


business

just stressed about graduation dates and the fact that I've been pushing everyone away in my life

lack of sleep is concerning too

all these things make me stress eat, which is concerning itself as I obsess about my body image

sup

what kind of snack

Candy bar. Well, chocolate caramel pretzel "granola bar".

Trying to figure out whether Goldfish is a cracker or a fish

There's an easy way to tell. One you flush down the bathroom toilet, the other is a pet that you keep in a bowl of water.

im not a fan of chocolate

lovely balls would rub my face against

a Muslim?

Nature's a right bummer, dude. What kinda nightmares do you have?


What year are you? When do you get done?
Your life sounds right fucked though, dude. Sorry about that. Hopefully it'll look up at some point, though.

I'm just me, dude.

You flush crackers down the toilet?
I think they go better in tomato soup, personally


I think he's the cracker

And are you a cracker or a fish?
Or is there another kind of goldfish?

what difference does it make

Well, if they ever come out with a mythical animal testicles granola bar, you're the first person I'll call.


Beats me. I don't remember my dreams particularly.


I hope your toilet water doesn't look like tomato soup.

i dont want to eat them

not literally

Don't worry, it's artificial flavoring.

I am sleepy and I'm curious

or I'm bullshitting to make conversation, one or the other


Yeah, that would be bad

I didn't know there was a cracker shaped like a goldfish.
I'm the fish, yo. I forget stuff. Lots of stuff.

You spent time in America at college and you never had Goldfish crackers? Your friends failed you.

But goldfish are yummy and go well in tomato soup

...

You're exotic. You're supposed to have friends by default. What college did you attend?

Don't wanna talk about school.

Every problem I have I do to myself. I deserve anything that's happened.

Arizona State University. I can usually make a few friends pretty easily. But put yourself in my shoes for a bit.
1 megabyte per second is the highest internet speed I've ever had my entire life.
Suddenly, I have eight. Eight megabytes per second, and I live near american servers. It was a completely different world. And I could order Dominos at 2 AM, dude. 2 fucking AM. And they delivered it to my FUCKING DOOR.
If that's what "freedom" is, I want it. And one of my classes was online, I didn't even have to go. I did the exam in my fucking room, that shit was unlike anything I've ever experienced.
Needless to say I tried to download the entire internet and barely left my room. Plus they put me in with another arab as my roommate and most of my classes had other foreigners in them even though I aced the language requirement. No idea what happened there.


I'll never know until I try them, my dude. But I agree that tomato soup is pretty good, nothing like it. My favourite is still mushroom though.


Well, at least you're aware of yourself, most dudes can't do that, just roll around in self pity for the entire day.

nee nee

Peace, dude.

You do, in fact, say dude too much.

Sounds like quite the experience. Was your roommate a cool dude? And did you learn English from your parents, or what?


Night

I am actually going to bed too, but I'll read your response.

You did this on purpose.

yep
just gotta learn from my mistakes....one day....

Roommate was a trashcan pretending to be a real human bean. Would set his alarm way too early and sleep through it every day.
I learned English from school, but the teachers were all really bad. I learned most of it from fiction books, and I got the accent from tv.
I'm the one teaching my parents English. In Lebanon you learn three languages usually, Arabic, French and English. Parents learned Arabic and French then English later on in life. My mom has a lot of trouble with pronunciation even though she teaches in a university and is working on her PHD.
Night yo, nice to chat you up.

But how much is too much, my friend?

Mushroom does sound good, but I don't think I have tried a specifically mushroom soup before

And I'm about to blast some e-mails to potential graduate advisers at Arizona state

However much you've done it.

Too tired. Can't jerk in a circle. Been up for 20 hours on two hours of sleep. Can't fall asleep, though.

Cream of mushroom is my favourite kind of soup, especially if you get breadsticks and dip em in.
Gnarly dude, you gonna attend there?


Hey, that might be tomorrow. Or even today.

Go lay in bed. Maybe you'll fall asleep.

Possibly, they have a good planetary program

I'm pretty sure the PI of the OSIRIS-REx mission is there

that or U of A

But then I'll wake up and have to go to school. How horrifying.

are you me?

Inta 3arabi, shi?

I see no reason that isn't a possibility.

...

wrong kind of ali friend

Ali?

Yes it is he, Ali Ababa.

Strong as ten regular men, definitely.

Campus is pretty nice, too. How old are you?


But you have to go to school anyway, right? Might as well go while rested.


Bummer, what kinda Ali are you, dude?

*begins eating all your ravioli*

neat


now i really want to watch alladin :(

Alibaba!


21, I am going to be going after my Ph.D. when this year is through

But isn't a far more valuable use of my time to make shitposts on an imageboard for Mongolian girl cartoons?


Well memed.

At that age? How'd you get done that fast?


That might be true, but you can do that when you come back from a flawless day of school that you aced because you were rested.
Sleep is the most important meal of the day.

im the kind that only posts like once a month

im rare


xc

I'm going to be done with my undergraduate right before I turn 22, then it is another 5 years if I go straight for Ph.D.

Really? Is this a rare occasion? I've never seen a rare ali before.

well now you have :3

Rest in peace Robin Williams


I'll go to bed, but let it be known it is not because your reasoning got through to me, I was thinking the same thing 5 hours ago anyway. My squad's just all asleep anyway, not much to do.

Goodbye new guy

rip in pepperoni

Ah, alright. Godspeed, dude.


Now I can sleep easy, thank you, based ali.


Yeah, gotcha, not-dude. Sleep tight.

I'm off too, friends. I'll see you guys some other time.

I should probably go try to sleep too

goo night

post ass

(Anna Kendrick)
i want food

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bump

:c

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:(

*hug close for comfort*

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how r u today

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Luka get a job

Woah! easy there soto! That is bullying!

;~;


im okay... just a little hungry.

yeah me too

Hungry for DICK

:3c

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mhmhm

...

what do i do?


:c

*shrug*

what are you able to do about your hunger?

i have food its just finding the motivation to do something with it

...

...

im opposite


sizzle

...

...

...

sushi is dabes

this looks real nasty actually

A childhood sweetheart just chatted me after almost 10 years. Wat do

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...

...

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luka i'm smearing myself in yummy foods

mhmhm

Fuck. And here I was trying to scrape that teensy weensy grain of emotion I have left for her.

no

Nah, they probably are genuine. I am just meme'ing.

...

i wanna fap but i'm so damn sleepy

...

...

Those who sharpen the tooth of the dog, meaning
Death
Those who glitter with the glory of the hummingbird, meaning
Death
Those who sit in the sty of contentment, meaning
Death
Those who suffer the ecstasy of the animals, meaning
Death

bump

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blankets are cozy

just like you~

nini

*hugs*
sleep wel nezi

...

time for some mac and cheese motherfuckas

...

i freid up some burge an peas and eggs with beans

what

tsukushi soo pretty~

She looks like a slut

youtu.be/Vo-V5sPeYpk?t=2m11s

...

no

yo


yes nigga

i aint blac

You collect welfare and refuse to get a job
You're a nigger luka

no ur wrong

Sure I am

WATERMELOWN

yup

youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

Stop slut shaming luka

shame on u

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...

Have no idea what you are talking about nigger

Sup Mordin/Casper

...

no u

not him

Inga fuck off

Dude Inga you missed out on me cumming inside my friends ex gf

she did that thing where she wrapped her legs around me like a UFC fighter and I couldnt pull out so I came like super hard inside her and she like totally got off to it

not inga either


I'd still watch that tho

L E W D

Fucking anons, die. Leave forever. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RE RER RE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no

dude lmao

Can I?


no u

dude weed lmao

I'm going to post porn of every single one of your avatars if you don't get a job

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THIS ISNT AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE IMAGE GIF BOARD FUCKING PISS OFF PUT ON NAMES AND TRIPS OR BE BANNED OU FUCKING SCUM

ban scoots forever

A N O N I E M O U S E

no

s-sorry..

oh missed out on smiles drama

hm

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Don't worry it's all still there

yeah im reading it. there seem to be some deleted posts but im drinking it in just fineeeee

kyle/cupcake why didnt you tell me

you knew i would get a kick out of this

It's fucking hilarious right?

im elated

oh fucking kyle tried to be their white knight what a little bitch

ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui ban usui

is bern back yet?

Moogs, fuck offf you queer cuck

shut up kike you didnt have to bully him like that

tho it wrapped things up in a neat little bow it's beautiful.

He deserves to get bullied because of how shit he is

Like misteltoe on Xmas


this

iunno he seemed like a drunk upset dude who got their victory and then

kept going...

i am glad he is gone for the sake of like a coherent and enjoyable story which ended before it got insufferable for me as someone who is reading up after the fact imo

i feel like ive been kissed

what if ampty was mordin all along?

no
who is mordin??

I'm sure he will be back
he never leaves when he says he's going to

Is ampty the trap swede?

Some slut that was on my dick but then ran back to darwins dick after he broke up with goggles

ampty post lewds

iunno im betting on the one and done personally

maybe if smiles comes back

im assuming she disappeared

where smiles? ;~;
she's missing...

at church or a glory hole probably

im sorry i really really shouldnt be enjoying this

I'm pretty sure she's gone for good
or at least will try to come back as someone else

...;_; she was nice to me though...

no
I'm still 16 in my heart

no

did she cyber you too?

hm

i guess time will tell.

im not going to explain my dislike if thats what that was an invitation for or something.

im sorry someone who was nice to you is ashamed people know they are a flawed christian

that's lewd...


oh.... ok

:(
sorry.

no im happy

i feel a little guilty i am enjoying this at the expense of her

but it's too sweet

i'll feel more guilty after i cum~

it's yuri

despicable honestly

...

rude

her or him

cummy on my tummy~

i'll lick it up too~!

Justice

both
I was referring to her though

tee hee

Smiles was a nice person, you need to get over yourself moogs, you arent exactly a reasonable person to begin with. Loathsome would be a compliment.

eww

I intend to get professional help in that regard

yes

though im unsure if the air of supposed superiority i thought i saw her try to exude from her religious beliefs were imagined on my part

i need your help

with what ^_^

hah

TOXIC BLACK URBAN CULTURE

There's too much i need your tongue as well

huh?

...

I would prefer to talk to smiles over you loco tbh

i like how she looks
:)

I couldn't care less about their skin color or background. Their behavior is that of untrained apes, and they should be ridiculed as such.

Since race was brought up though, the black community has a lot to account for. These people breed a toxic culture of violence and civil unrest.

i'm a christian though but watch me suck a million dicks you guys

Homosexuality is wrong

😐

hair [x]
suit [x]

yes?

:)

wait

fuck the emoticon doesnt work there

im just listing off what turns you on in the image

maybe the smug expression

Well of course I believe that God made us all exactly as we should be, and to change genders, or what have you, is to say that God made a mistake; a sin among sins.

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It was getting very pretentious

Nobody is free from sin, but we can all strive to be more like our savior. To be Christ-like is the ultimate goal of a good Christian, and it's something that I work towards. I'll never be comparable to the great saints or Christ himself, but I can try.

Oh okay thank you

i was a little afraid to say it i thought i might be crazy or something

long hair is pretty
suit/stylish clothing
a nice face

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tall too?

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Hulla, Kit'n.

Morning cuppers

Yeah, I was gonna post that too.

...

hieght is not as important
:)

*hugs lovingly*

Happy Birthday~ ♥

you must have a preference

Hiii

...

morning scoots


tell you what? no way am I reading back through the thread


got ya covered bby


thanks again luka. it was two days ago and you already said it yesterday sooo

smiles

...

oh. i dunno. drama doesn't titillate me the same way it did three years ago. not to mention the people involved are real people behind the text they post here, and happen to be people I like, so it's not really something I want to drag around much.

Weewoo hows the day looking?

gah you fuck

fine

I woke up before my alarms, and managed to fall back asleep.

not that I would judge anyone who did enjoy the drama. drama is the lifeblood of communities like this, and it was interesting even to me for a little bit at least.

and really the main reason I didn't tell you about it is because I didn't even think to, honestly.


meh. little bit of time to waste, then work, then more time to waste, then sleep. I might throw some eating in there at some point to shake things up.
how about you?


alarms are for nerds anyway.

I bet you have a lot, then.

I always feel real cranky until I drink something with caffeine in it

i didnt really expect either of you to inform me.

just expressing some mild regret in not being there but mostly intense happiness and a feeling of vindication over something i have no reason to feel so strongly over

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

I'm gonna wait for someone else to come down first.

that's the beauty of drama I suppose. you get to vicariously enjoy someone else's pain. if I didn't know or like the people involved I'm sure I would have enjoyed it far more. schadenfreude is kind of my jam, after all.

bleh
why does beer taste so disgusting

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yeah i told luka id feel guilty after i cum but

i havent cum yet

then you have no reason to feel guilty

Lazy day ahead
Already ruined some people on ow
Had a beast with tracer
Called in to work tomorrow
Suffering

Because it's pisswater.
Maybe even literally.

are Smiles and Darwin still a thing?

i am okay with being bad sometimes.

nah. the drama is ded. just doesn't realize it yet.

I wish I could get good with tracer, because her british accent is just so cute and completely indicative of the way you all talk! it's perfect.

well you know I like it when you get...bad

hello

I wish it was stronger

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John lennon style lmao

Stronger pisswater is still just pisswater.

well that makes me want to get really fucking bad.

hi goggles

what's up?


that's you you liverpool sounding limey

Yes but I wanna get plastered

good. the more bad the better, really.

*gives attention*

the past few days of joy has just crashed back into nothingness and now i can't feel anything

uh... i guess taller is more okay? ._.
more adult-like i guess?



just teasing ^ ^

yeah that's how that goes it seems. it's why trying to be happy is such a waste of effort.

sorry to hear it though.

...

I live no where near liverpool reeeeeeeeee

maybe you're right.

oh my

Sauce of doujin, plz.

Show me everything

Hey hey.

you are a BAD influence

lewd

...

everyone keeps telling me I'm not, on this at least. so I dunno. I genuinely hope you manage to feel better again, it's just my own happiness I'm pretty sure is never coming back.


then why do you sound like you stepped right out of a "meet the beatles" documentary?

;-;

hi fortune~

how did you sleep?


I'm the fucking worst, moogs. I need to be stopped, I'm a monster.

get fukken rekt nerd

...

Now pet lower

green tea neko is one of the best.

me too

all hopes of it coming back are null

we'll have to stop each other for the good of mankind.


give it some time and you'll probably pull yourself back out of it again. have you tried going for a run? probably would help a little or something, I don't know.

LEWD.

Pretty good, turns out my appointment wasn't when I thought it was, 3 bonus hours of sleep~
I'm all anesthetic'ed because of the dentist now, right side of my mouth is basically paralyzed meat.
It's bloody weird. It's great,
How's you?

i will eventually stop myself

what are you talking about
thats just a poke battle

i wouldn't mind dropping dead right about now

...I normally only see the semi-SFW GTN posts.
Is this what the other side is like?

nonsense
I was talking about my tummy

well that's good. you got to bed so late last night, I was worried.

heh, I remember one time after the dentist when I was a kid I had an itch where the numbness was and ended up scratching a hole in my fucking face. my parents were horrified.

I'm alright. just kinda wasting time like I do until work. actually managed to get a good amount of sleep because I was exhausted.


not if I stop you first, punk.


the kind you wish was real I bet, pervo


welcome to the club. but try to focus on reasons to live. there's so many tv shows, anime and games you haven't finished yet.

try it pussy

My feelings

no you'll hurt me

...

i couldnt

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Pffft, don't ya worry 'bout my sleeping. It's terrible, but it all works out.
hooooly hell.
Don't do that.
Glad I helped you sleep tho~

I bet you know all about the other side


wuh im not into pokemon pervert

one more should do the trick

what a chore.

...

not without accidentally causing pleasure, yeah.


it wasn't too bad, just looked horrible apparently. my parents noticing me scratching and then I turn my face and it's all bloody. I can imagine they were pretty freaked out but really the damage was minimal. I was just a kid after all, couldn't do too much to myself.

so what did you have done at the dentist anyway?
those implications! hmph


you aren't? but they're sooooo hot


that's what life is, goggles.

Not yet. Enlighten me.

say you're sorry

I bet their infected


look in your heart, what do you see?

theyre

...

I dunno. maybe I don't feel very sorry.


with pokerus maybe. which is only beneficial. don't you want to gain EVs at an accelerated rate, tokai?

Dunno yo. I never get the feeling that kids can't harm themselves.
Fillings, as my teeth are beyond messed up.
Got a new appointment both Thursday and Next month, and after that I think we're halfway done.


Not gonna answer that.

why are you blushing so much

oh they can, but a kid with really short fingernails and doped out on pain meds isn't going to be able to do much damage by scratching themselves, at least not in the time I apparently had to do it.

ah, that's a bummer. I'm dreading my upcoming dentist visit. I haven't had one in like 5 years. I mean I brush my teeth every day so I'm sure it's fine but...bleh.
at least it'll be free because my dad trades work with the dentist who's an old family friend.

I don't know those terms!
are you swearing?!


:c

it's true

stop acting like an aspie tard im not joking around you fucking idiot. you fucking say sorry

no, just nerding out a little. have you not ever played pokemon?


oh...um, I'm sorry :/

im forgetting how to correctly play around.

Too weird a question.


I guess you're right. But only because you didn't have much time.
Ooh, nice. Free dentist.
I hadn't been in 3.5 years, and had not brushed in 2 of 'em.
Never. Stop. Brushing.

You're being lewd and telling me to touch your t-t... tummy!

no

my tummy is soft and pure
there's nothing lewd about it

yes

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huh?

:( amsad

hart