Meanwhile, at Holla Forums research facility…

I's contagious! Shut down everything!
Set the alarm!

Turns out the higher ups will fund anything if you tell them SJWs will be killed for experiments.
Wait, did anybody hear that?

Are we going to get any funding for the "XCOM" project?

mmm…
yep.

Wait, in which order, again?

Perhaps.

Somebody cracked up joke.

Hey, were the security guards playing rocket tag in the hallway again? What the fuck, guys?

Jesus christ user, are you really trying to isolate SJW essence? this has never tested before! pure SJWism doesn't exist in nature independent of a host! are you trying to get us all killed? who knows how it might react with it's surrounding?

I think it is our grunts were playing catch the grenade.

I like the direction this thread is going in

Wait.
Our security guards don't have rocket launchers.
OH FUCK ALART ALART
SOMEONE CALL FREEMAN

Oi waddap

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I ain't calling shit until you learn how to spell

WHY IS THIS INSTALLATION ON A CONSTANT STATE OF RED ALERT

keep it down guys
I'm trying to work here

WE HAVE A CODE RAINBOW, CODE RAINBOW
ALL ARMED PERSONNEL TO SECTOR 69, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

Does this Freeman guy even has any skills at all? All he does is hit people with his crowbar the whole day while jumping around like a moron

Can't you just say mean things to it and make it go away?

Is that bailey jay?

I'm too old for this shit! Sacrifice the young guy, he doesn't do anyway anything usefu jsut hang on that weaboo board called 8chinl…

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Not when THEY'RE GOING THROUGH ACTIVIST MITOSIS
WHERE THE FUCKING SECURITY I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

Nah, doesn't look like a Jewish man.

Hownew.ru

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Drop the nuke guys! We can't do jack shit!

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don't make me call HR on your ass, I've got better shit to do.
Fuckin interns.

Did you guys call? I am sure someone called us.

Can we go a single thread without nuking the facility and starting over?

I bet jews doing it.

Anyway, move and clear. Throw flashbang!

Why fight against our nature?

If we don't use our nuclear weapon funding then they'll cut it from our budget for the next fiscal year.

Uh, yes sir, Sergeant Sir! Flashbang going in!

Here I came here to solve the problems science have failed to solve.

Come to me Spanish Inquisition!

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I think this is a new board record…

POLICE, GET DOWN NOW!
DROP YOU WEAPON, NOW!
DOWN ON THE GROUND
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, NOW!

You are in my spot, sir.

I'm pretty sure we lost the lead researcher on the SJW project, nobody's heard from or seen him since the outbreak, I think he's dead.

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We handed any projects related to catgirl genetics to /monster/ facility. They have more fun with that.
And now /xen/ is pushing their projects on our neck, what do.

Fuck them, give em back

Send them to /monster/ and then enjoy the shitstorm. I bet 20 quadroons that /monster/ takes them on with less than 12 casualties

Good news, everyone! I've created a machine that allows you to read this in my voice!

Wait a second… That's actually good idea. We can gather material, that will happen during the shitstorm… And advance our research levels beyond infinity!

There are more important genetics projects for our genetics department to be working on.

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The shit you guys do down in the bunkers has always freaked me out. What kind of sexual abomination are you making this time?

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! WHO LET MOTHMORPHS INTO OUR FACILITY!?
HELP! CALL REMOVING FORCE!

How about blacktext?

I don't normally let people see my research, but since you asked politely, I'll make an exeption.

TOC, THIS IS ENTRY TEAM

This is what that one looked like 2 months ago. I think we are making progress.

Good luck being the father of millions of eggs and the child support you'll spend for all of them.

So this is an iron maiden… but instead of impale you it's just simply… "impale you"…

I guess i will stick with our incompentent military personals for a while… For my butthole shakes…

Wait a minute!
What the fuck happened to the good games department of this shithole?
Why does every project devolve into "can you fuck it?"

That isn't how you balctext you idiot.
Hover over this line if you're such a god.

| Here lies Head Department user. He will be not missed. ||

Dr. Marc Laidlaw just stopped a world cataspohe… so the deparment currently in a "restoration" phase… since 2007…

Ever since they started funneling more money into the /d/evelopers, our projects began leading in a certain direction…

Well… The XCOM project is… e-erm currently researching something like that.

AYY, i heard you got the good shit down here, bout to play some ddr and i need me a pick me up

Is the shit at Sector 69 cleared already?

(clean)
I listening! Tell me more!

I knew it.

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It's not sinful to have one, is it?

Dr Zeno, I'm Central. Er, you don't get to bring AYYS.

That explains everything!

Protocol Faggotry, Protocol Faggotry, every single day it's the same shit over and over again

Command, this is Sector 69, the situation is under control. Minimal damage caused to facilities.
Task Force, out.

That's the good news, task force.

Now for bad news: We can't research vidya properly. We have most skillful scientists on anything BUT vidya. What we do, dear fellows?

Has anyone seen my dog Doubles?
Last seen in the department for repeating numerals on kazakh eagle taming and breeding websites.

we just like make game

I think, i saw Doubles in that direction…

Hello, I've been mandated to check the safety of your nuclear equipment. Please escort me to the relevant facilities.

Oh wait, it's just run past me. In that direction, my good man.

Ah, you must be from my very department. Have we met before? Nice numbers by the way.

Damn! The rascal really is all over the place when there's a commotion going on.
I hope he didn't go through the interdimensional repeating numbers portal!

user don't look now but… THE DUBS ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!'

What do you do to people who steal dubs?

Documents first.

Thanks and yes, it appears to be. Glad to meet you.

Hello fellow human, I am also interested in this newkleer thing

wait, bailey jay is jewish ?

Check the "dick girl project" department…

They get escorted off base and into a special facility, of course.

user, user, user.
We down "own" dubs, you know.
But we do take it rather personal if people attempt to take them by force.
Looking at you there, /sp/.

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has anyone researched how to get as many (you) as possible ?

Shitcurity here did I just hear the sound of unrestrained honking and screams of terror that usually come out when the clown plays hide the bike horn?

Um, robotics here.
The prototype robowaifus have broken out of containment and discovered the other robot waifus that have been made.
There is a huge brawl going on to see who "the real wife is". Could we get some help? I fear once the fighting is over they will turn on us. /clang/ is to busy watching and placing bets to hold them off.

honking you say?

Command there is a man here of unknown profile, asking for escort in Sector L42t R5s0R7. He looks unarmed. Waiting for orders.

GUYS, LAN PARTY AT THE COMPUTER ROOM
COME BEFORE FREEMAN FUCKS IT UP

This one might not be the best but it comes close

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I happen to be an expert on this. Our extensive work in the R&D Dep. has lead us to these statistics:

1. Roll image = Highest number of (you)'s
2. Spoilered shock image = Second highest number of (you)'s
3. Porn dump = Third highest number of (you)'s

noice, but also fug you

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Yeah well good luck we currently have our own fucking problems. Fucking swear this is the last time I hand out all access.

I thought we send all clowns to space?

They didn't provide documents.

Also, i received package. Who want to open it?

Needs work. Looks highly unstable.

Get the basics right THEN start expanding. KISS principle, faggot!

FUCKING FREEMAN I SWEAR ON ME MUM

I'm simple man. I see trips - i check em.

Please preform an Anal Cavity/Rectum Search on the said person. If the said person enjoy it… execute him… If the preform not show anything unusual escort him to Sector L42t R5s0R8… Thank you!

Guys wtf, the internet is down ! DUDE I WAS SOLOING THE LICH KING, I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS FUCKING FREEMAN DID IT AGAIN I'M GONNA SHIT ON HIS DESK

A common misconception, user.
Those are a, as we experts call it, full house.
It consist of both doubles and triples.

Task Force, have you secured the escaped girls?

The 69 research can't proceed without girls!

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BACK UP HEADED TO G34
we are ready for whatever is waiting down there

Damn. Thanks, i should note it.

Catch that faggot!

Hey guys, so the interns are still doing their undertale marathon in the upper council room, should i unplug the electricity again ?

It's okay guys, i found another cable

Again? Fire those interns.

Bless you, user.

We have tear gas in the armory.

BRAISE DOG

Okay, this package starts to shaking. Who dares to open it?

Fuck you user

WHAT THE HELL, NOW SOMEONE CHANGED MY PASSWORD

you kike

this might be a ruse!
send it to the >>>/a/ department of faggotry and proper spell checking first

Oh shit, someone starts to opening it, as quickly as possible !

Fool me once, shame on me
Fool me twice, ARREST THIS CUNT SABOTEUR

Have the janitor or something open it I would normally say science but they're designing explosive dildo made of o2 tanks and transfer valves.

sick.

Professor Goldberg brought to my attention that our staff abuse our policy on "fun". I appreciate Mr. Goldberg attempt to keep our facility as efficient as possible. However, i deeply disappointed with you gentlemen…

No internet for a week. And i ban the cat girl project… forever…. This will be the best for all of us. Thank you and have a good day!

P.S.: For our Security Personnels: I want every dubs and trips collected from our staff immediately! Violence authorized!

Hey guy's, anyone here working on the lower levels? Don't you guys think that works gets really fucking weird sometimes?

Command, this is Sector 2, the subject claims he has brought friends. Claims they were trying to grab our prize. They work for some mercenary, a masketta man.

what kind of porn is most effective ?

No can do boss the fucking AI is locking down the fucking armory.

AYY?

But we need those for our research!
We are about to have impressive and very nice results!

No you don't, this time i'm finishing this guy, don't be a dick !

You faggots start shit and I swear to God I'm letting it loose

We found that the most effective porn is fetishist crap. Think of Subway sandwiches and Tails.

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wouldnt that be under the shock category ?

Fuck this, i'm opening it mys–

what a shitty editing of mine, tho

In the industry, we category that as porn. Not good porn by any means, but still porn.

fuck that, we need backup

False alarm. This is just TU docs and prototype of dubs detector.

These are only overpaid weak nerds. I expect result not excuses.

You had your time professor… this was the last straw. Handle your number for the closest security personnel. Please.

Professor, this was an order. I expect you to follow it.

No, you won't! we both now…

P.S.: For our Security and Military Personnels: We have a situation! Capture and disarm Professor c42842 immediately! Code: Omega Red Big Guy Aplha Tango Red

I'm gettin' real sick of your bullshit, Breen.
You're holding back science for the last time.

FIRST FREEMAN, THEN THAT GUY TOOK OUR CABLE AND NOW THIS
I FUCKING QUIT

That thing was faulty from the beginning, it would always end up off by one. We're back to the drawing board with that one.

These digits… for the second time in a row.
Boss, could it be… did you swallow the highly eperimental dubs pill!? We still don't know the side effects!

Don't try me professor! You know one of my most strongest suit is making horrible mistakes, what makes you think I- [click]
O' fuck

Yes we do, the subject grows penises everywhere on their body. The only way to suppress it is to give him tripantibiotics.

but thanks for the hope i guess>>13299211

You are faggot and you should quit shilling TU. Game is never ever.

Who the hell let the froggers escape from the froggers' facility ! ITS GOING CRAZY OVER THERE !

Okay. Your digits are not found, by the way.

Science? What kind of science? Your poor attempt to create something pathetic to bring so called "fun" and happiness into that sallow tragedy what you dare to call "life". Oh no, no my friend. You won't. Now put that gun down and sit back to your desk and make yourself useful.

Didn't i just said to stop working on those foolish dubs? You try my patience professor…

You will regrett this professor… Greatly… You will regret those actions and words during our dick-girl project. Which you just got a new volunteer in your person.

What a disappointment… but i'm not even surprised… Anyway… I never had any faith in your 2D projects… and always prefered 3DPD.

P.S.: For our Security and Military Personnels: You imbeciles, if you can't handle such an easy order than call /k/! NOW!

NO MORE, BREEN!

OH NO, GET DOWN BOSS !

THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE GIVING ANY ORDERS!

ILL TAKE THE SHOT, BOSS !

Welp, looks like a corporate restructuring is in place. Good thing a promising new leader is here, and his name is Gordam Freshman!

My first order as the new CEO is to return the Catgirl project from /monster/ back to Sector Holla Forums Laboratories.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN BREEN

AND SUCK ON ONE OF THESE YOU OLD 3D LOVING FUCK

Flash News: White supremists and well know anime watchers/Trump supporters form the dark web (know as Holla Forums) commited murder in New Mexico, USA. The facility will be temporarily closed during the investigation. We waitinf for futher informations about the incident. - CNN

OH NO BOSS, HERE ILL TAKE THIS SHOT AGAIN ! WHERE THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP FINDING ALL THESE GUNS !

FREEZE SCUMBAGS THIS IS THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE
WHICH ONE OF YOU EMBEZZLED FUNDS TO START THEIR MONSTERGIRL BREEDING PROGRAM

Breen.

BOSS ! I'M DEAD NOW, PLEASE MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE, WHICH IS FINISHING THIS FUCKING LICH KING ON MY WOW ACCOUNT!

==IT WAS MEEEEEE=+
BEHOOOOLDDDDDD
GET HIM MY CREATION!!!!

Wut? NOOO DON'T RUB HIS BACK!!!!!!!!!
ATTAAACKK HIIMM!!!
GOD DAMMIT!! DON'T ASK HIM IF HES HUNGRY KILL HIM ALREADY!!

you're free brother, no need to keep acting, he is ded
now we can continue working in the cat girl project, have lan parties and…

oh fuck

NO HE'S NOT, IM SURE I TOOK THE SHOT, I AM DEAD, I AM DEAD YOU HEAR ME ! BOSS PLEASE WAKE UP !

Unfortunately for you that's my fetish

Fuck this, we're moving to X-COM one.

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

No idea. Ask security.

gay

Command this is MTF-Theta 4, we have successfully completed Procedure RAK-008. Complete evacuation of the main facilities has been completed. All personnel, documents and test subjects have been successfully transferred to Site-825-R.

Awaiting for further orders.
Task Force out.

I should shoot you for this.

That pic better not give me a fucking virus, again. We had to shut down testing twice because of it.

t. Head Engineer

Oh, and that reminds me, uh… hope you guys aren't using this.

Ha, good thing I always kept this in handy; never know when you're gonna come across a pair of dubs.

Now we load in the post-to-dubs missile in case of any threats arise.

Good thing nobody's around here to witness me hit these dubs with sniper-like accuracy.

Alright, here goes…

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Better to use classical dublista, to be honest.

>/xen/ will never rise from grave.

I don't remember investing on that direction.

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