Come on, it's just the hurt I’m looking for

i think I'm gonna go on a sweets run
I'll bring you guys back some reeses

I should go on a run run.

Byebye

No you won't.

But the thought's appreciated.

Why do you use the word "partner"?

Was she a lesbian and you didn't know?

bye

Fuckup Ivar's Psychosis Chemicals
Now on barrel!

I actually heard she had a long distance relationship with a guy before hand. She used the word partner without going into detail so she either didn't want to explain it or maybe she was a lesbian. I had the same thought as you

Hm.

Well, enjoy your run.

dude WHAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"Open ur eyes Brock turner should be locked up instead #freeshmurda"

I have no idea who bobby shmurda is but rapist brock turner absolutely should still be in fucking prison. he's a piece of shit. human garbage. the fact that he is free is a testament to how fucked our legal system really is.

shmurda was in a gang n shit and sang about their crimes, they have proof but not enough to actually piece it all together. i guess they were gonna keep him sitting in jail until he said he did it anyway tho
brock is a fuck boy rapist who didn't get taught shit by his parents.

Guys Im drunk

yes, I know who rapist brock turner is. I thought that was clear enough from my post. I don't know enough about this bobby person to say anything about them.

this matters exactly zero. if you can grow to his age without knowing that raping someone is wrong then you shouldn't be allowed to live, let alone have the chance to rape.

very proud of you, soto.

get on steam you 🔥tle slut

I've been on steam for hours.

Well you better start getting naked

and you are not on steam. you're drunk soto. go to bed.

go to bed soto. drink some water first. you're going to be very hungover.

🔥

Shut the fuck up you submissive 🔥tle ginger

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well hai dere

enjoy it while it lasts lmao
i didn't think that one through

Wow quit being lewd on steam Buttercup

make me, manwhore.

did someone mention manwhore?

nope.

Guys what do I say to this bitch, she won't drop it

well okay then

"I'm as drunk as you are horny"

tell her youre a feminist, soto... it always works

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i told that bitch i was a feminist, bitches hate feminists

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Cup: yeah but i can do that when i'm blind drunk
Cup: and you're at least as much of an alcoholic as me
Cup: so i'm guessing you have practice
Soto: I'm guessing you want this dick inside you

ohhhhhh shut the fuck up cakes

he showed me his penis.

approximate size, rounded up so you can have a slight chance of making it out.

just fuck already...

samoa my man

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lol hai bard

hows trix

whats the deal with this strange sexual tension with cakes and soto anyway

I find him attractive and he finds everything with a pulse fuckable.

tasty my man
back from a fruitful trip
there was a blood red moon out tonight
hows this night treat ya my man

...strangle i have a pulse and he has never expressed an interest.

you must be more convincing than me

yeah but you're like a hundred, and he only likes people that old if they are ladies.

if it's any consolation
I would take you to pound town brother
oh yeah

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not bad dude... moonlighted at my old job for a few hours. only 1 month left i can kiss it goodbye.
cooled off nicely after a good rain. enjoying a leisurely night, not expecting to have to work tomorrow so taking it easy.

that must be it...lol

but what of our platonic bromance...

please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

ive heard of a 2 month notice haha but never a 1 month notice
Your niight sounds like a great one
enjoying some drink tongiht old chap?

a-and oh yeah
I mean
plate tectonically
as in I will Rock your world
(lol)

soto has a horribly disfigure member since his dick cancer.. it will not be aestetically pleasing while your slobbing his knob.... consider that

its bullshit, i never asked for it... make it stop

I feel like we never got an explanation as to what the dick cancer ACTUALLY was.

i gave them 2 months...

im have to bass, itd get weird. just look at sabs... i like our bromance nd i dont want it to change 0/10 would not bang

You remember Karps dick?
damn
that was a pretty good one

youtu.be/p-aihXVfQ-Q?list=RDp-aihXVfQ-Q&t=131

me rn

God bless Kpins and weed

I DONT WANT TO FUCKING KNOW

the only known case of cancer transferring like an std. he's a medical marvel.

fucken... yes

this is
this is just like one of my telenovellas
Aye Dios Mio Mi corazone......Es fuego, sama
Julo Fuego.....

Soto did you actually have a tumor?

And was it malignant?

im sorry batr

Klonopin is the muthafuckin shiznit

im back

That's actually confidential

Feelsamazingman

Okaeri

i beat you

wb

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koreans are fucking gross looking

Hello.

You certainly did, nice work!

Hey user.

Don't worry about it bro

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now i kinda feel bad for bringing up sotos horribly disfigured junk... seems like a touchy subject

yo man. hows goes it

only touchy if you're a faggot who likes to tough dicks lMAO

you don't think so? their flat ass deformed gook faces don't piss you off just a little?

wow hey... nice
i dont like dicks at all. damn

dodged that bullet

It kinda is fam

ive met a couple super fly korean bitches tho, js... there goes your bullshit theory

i was just trying to cockblock you bro... im sure i didnt deter him from your mutual wanton buttplay desires

did they have sideways vaginas?

no man... what the hell

HIGH TENSION
JAPANESE GOBLIN

that feel when you eat all the brazil nuts out of the mixed nuts container and get a little pissy about it

we are the japanese goblin

h-haha n-nothing I was j-joking y-you know

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i once schtoopd a bitch with a slightly elongated clitorous... it was like a half inch long. was that gay? it was like a tiny little dick

shed always be like... mm yea eat my kitty, id get all grossed about it and say no

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she literally dumped me because i wouldnt much her carpet

goodnight thread.

I'm super puffed out.
coughing a bit.

Pretty okay, how about yourself?

did she ejaculate into your mouth?

sweet dreams

FINALLY!

not bad at all tbh. having an enjoyable evening

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Sleep well, cups

nah she wasnt a squirter

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not gay

Neenee

whew... another close one

lol

imagine crossing swords with it... fucking shit that was weird

mmm frottage~

Test if you were to cosplay what would you cosplay?

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I would not so it's a moot point.

Why are you up so late master

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He would need a loli by his side tho

How boring

Can't help there.

How 'bout no

It's not for me.

Not an acceptable answer, unfortunately.

I am a cosplay loli in real life

im a kawaii japanese school girl irl

wanna go shopping/

Why don't we have any christfags who aren't hypocrites?

lets go to spencers and hot topic!

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Maybe they just talk about christ as a way to seem more moral outwardly

I
I'm getting sick
I think I have
Chikan~gunya uwu >//

Why actually be good and practice what you preach when all you have to actually do is accept Jesus Christ.
I mean fuck dude I let lust and greed control me too but at least I come clean about it.

All Christians that I know are subs btw

Do it, scrub.

...sure why not

a virus typical in africa, yea you got that shit.

its all down hill from here man... rip batr

I don't know

no wat
not Chikungunya crazy
I have
Chikan~gunya
uwu
I'm tunring into a cosplay lili chigao girl

-hug-

I came the second you touched me

im not sure it means what you think it means... hey lets go with it anyway

fuck it

me too
it's so messy~

Hau auuu~

chikan - A term used for old guys on subways in Tokyo that sidle up to girls and totally violate them by groping them or going as far as to finger girls wea..

hurry up and clean this mess

The both have particpated in their fair share of gang bangs and neither were ashamed to admit it.

The devil looks like that of which you find desirable and they make themselves out to be. Only the tried and true will make it to the gates of Heaven.

user sama lets go on a train ride today

haha it looks like a squintty eye ball

Does anyone here play clash royals?

strangely this is not among my fetishes...

the fuck does christfags mean to you

Only little kids play that game.

inb4 fruitless religious debate

i am also probably not one for public sex

im thinking its more me wanting to sneak up on bitches in busses tryna finger em, that im not so much into. just not a thing for me i guess

Who are some famous wicked women throughout history?

I liked him more when he still had his penis.

Pretty sure this person is serious about christianity.

Not naming names or anything.

Hopefully this person won't try to pull the "reformed" bullshit again.

Do you understand what the word "repentance" means?

Nevermind, carry on.

: ^ )

amelia earhart

betty white

It's not as bad as grown ups played no Pokemon go at least

Mother brain!

That game sure did die off fast.

Salome, Jezebel, Elizabeth Bathory. Just a few off the top of my head.

I shouldn't have to use that Erin script for sticky subject fields.

Enriqueta Marti - preyed on homeless children and would put them into prostitution or murder them, then use their remains for ointments that she claimed cured tuberculosis. She was eventually arrested and hung by her prison mates before trial.

Wu Zetian - Chinese empress put countless people to death for threatening her rule. She even put her own infant daughter to death as well as other family members.

Queen Mary I - murdered huge numbers of Protestants in England and was nicknamed Bloody Mary. Hundreds of thousands of Protestants fled England in order to survive until Queen Mary died in 1558.

Belle Gunness - She killed her three children and husband, used the insurance money to buy a home, remarried and killed both her new husband and infant daughter as well. She then took out an ad as a widow with property. Each prospective buyer would be killed and robbed. She left the country after 40 separate murders and was never found.

Smiles.

He probably wasnt as much of an attention whore back then.

Eve, from Adam and Eve. Literally the first woman and she proved to us all that they will fuck up fuck you over given the chance.

Wu Zetian is bae

So fucking worth

dude right
like what the fuck
where do you get the script?

haha i just red that article
on rantlifestyle right

teehee

This is the one I'm going to go with I think
Thanks
who are you user

He was always an attention whore but he talked in voice back then and didn't get his "feelings" hurt by everything.

Clash royale is so fun I don't understand how you can't like it

Post 'em

I don't even know what that game is.

You only get one

ya

SHE LIKES IT IN DA BOOTY

It's real time strategy, if you like league you would probably like this game. You should give it a shot!

das nice mane

Just you neighrborhood friendly user who dislikes your attentionwhoring Christian preachers.
The same type of thoughts they have are on those who rape little boys.

Feelings come with hormones, natural or injection. Hard to believe people like them actually exist today.
Have you heard his voice in recent time? I wonder if they even gave it much effort to change.

I won't be doing this.

From erin.wtf

Also, a discussion about archetypal "wicked women" isn't complete without Lilith. :3

that looks like a massive hemorrhoid

I don't associate with them anymore and probably never will again.

This is Smiles' true deity.

thats an agreeable one there
enjoy your time round friend and thanks for the recco

What did she do?
I'm trying to make an evil char
but one who doesnt appear evil if that makes sense uwu

Good on you, man. Must be a lot more free time without 'em.

If only she looked that good. Its sad seeing the big man Tsuchi fall for her like this when she's already aged well past her prime, must have a fetish for that I guess.

Anytime man. I always try to help out like he would want me to.

go with ligeia... a greek siren

Its not like I stopped doing anything I wanted when I was hanging around them.

I lost nothing of value but I didn't really gain anything.

Glorious. I'm the one who posted the imgur photos, btw. Sorry you had to see that. I'm just as upset at the situation. Except Gilgamesh, who is apparently just a manwhore.

She's basically the archetype of whoredom, fornication, and lust; the Whore of Babylon can easily be equated with her.

But there are different stories. I guess the most well-known one is that she was Adam's first wife and she refused to submit to him, so she fled Eden and started having sex with a bunch of demons to give birth to demonic children. She's also said to kill babies according to that story.

He seemed to kind of have a thing for an old poster named Clair who was like 40 or something, so maybe.

Oooh that's a good one
Shes from a poe novel? I cant say I've read it
What dd she do?

hmm she sounds like a blatant and outright cunt
What became of her
what was her fate

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her name was pulled from greek mythology and adapted into poes writing... but there were three sisters in the greek myth... theey would sing as sailors passed by. the song would drive men mad, overwhelm them into coming closer where they would be lured to thier deaths

Oh, and I know Tracer used to cyber with her a while back.

Hey the real big man shows up. How does it feel knowing you've pushed her to your past now? I know it can't have felt good when she told you she wasnt turned on by you after you had been trying for so long(you probably just aren't in your early 20s)

Really? That's just hilarious. Its a little funny but mostly sad how he tried to play off being a cuck too. Those damn Texans aren't the way they used to be, I tell ya what.

Are you kidding me? She's 30.

Like I said, that's just one story. I think she's a force/archetype that's bigger than any one specific tale.

And that's it; that's the story. Ancient jews used to put angel sigils on their babies to try to keep Lilith from killing them.

I thought it was funny how he casually pivoted from posting that Gilgamesh/Saber image he's been posting since he started dating her back to the "I'm going to throw this paper airplane straight up and hope it hits me in the eye" image he hasn't posted in a while.

How wonderfully woefully wicked

i hope shes BURNING in Hell

I'm saying she's more attracted to younger me. Tracer is the obvious exception because he's just a classy guy.

Yeah, that bit is great too. Earlier when we talked about this I do have to admit that I wasn't exactly sober and didn't understand that at first.
To each their own, if he's into it then we shouldn't judge too harshly.

Oh, we're still on this?

It's all shit guys, stop trying to 1-up each other and embrace your garbage

younger men*

I used to defend her when being accused of being a slut. I learned from my mistakes.

My ID is a better color than yours.

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MEOW MEOW LMAO

you might remember the sirens from the Odyssey by Homer. i think in an earlier story there were 5 sisters.

usually the men would steer their ship in closer blinded by the song and the ship would crash into rocks and they would drown

Aren't you gonna try and fight back? Or are you gonna just submit to me?

I sure as Hell hope you didn't learn About it today. This has been a known dark secret for years. Most of the attentionwhores are the exact same way.

w-wait is there real drama
s-someone fill me in I missed out on it

I'm not in the fighting mood

So did I. A mistake I had to learn from the hard way. My condolences.

Shout outs to Yuu for opening my eyes and telling me the truth.

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*licks nutsack and looks over at U*

Oh yeah I do recall that!
he was tied to the masst of his ship
Do you know any of the others names?
Ligeia is a pretty good one though

So she's a pedophile. Not surprised.

I'm sorry you got done in like that when you were dating or something.

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Parthenope, Ligeia, Leucosia, Raidne, and Teles are all mentioned in the article im reading

I turn me on

god dammit !

explain this meme pls great wise user from another time

I'd cum inside goggles but he seems like the type who would get mad cause he wanted more cum inside him

WHAT DID I DO WRONG??!?!??!?!!!

She is Hell. :3

Her truest form is the primordial void itself.

I used to like MILF porn sometimes, but it's been a while.

Nah, I deserved it. I've tried dating her eight times and had something similar happen each time. There's no hope for me. I deserve the end I've reached.

It was her explanation for why she cheated on me. I've been dating Smiles for a few months and then she was fucking other men IRL and cybering with Clockwork and Gilgamesh.

I guess I should just install the awful script again.

You disappointed me, you have no pride.

just make a better one, you're like a prodigy or something right

But at least we escaped the tyranny of aneki.

OH LORD YEAH

I give my condolences to you friend
that's a hell of a thing to find out

nite ppl

Who says I have none?

RIP

oshawott a cute! cute!

do you have a pic of her? I want to see the type of 30 year old woman that hentai roleplays on the internet

ttult

Exactly. As I said a little bit ago, it's like all the older priests who rape young boys. They're living in a fantasy world, born corrupted into this wonderful world we call life.

You would suck cock for a fiver if you needed gas money I bet.

MILFs in porn tend to actually have something about them that is attractive. Smiles is a terrible mess.

She cybered the clock cock as well? Damn, she does get around with the youngins.

sweet dreams my old friend

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I'd do it for free.

I can see it in your eyes.

I have a plushie of him on my desk.

This is the face of a 30 year old girl who hentai roleplays on the internet

Might as well

When are you free?(as in a time, slut)

I can see it in your smile

Am I the only one that still doesn't believe this is Smiles?

If I looked like that I'd be pulling hella tail too tbh
can anyone blame her

Don't pity me. Don't feel sorry for me. Just don't become me. I'm obsessed with her. Even now I can't stop caring about her and wanting her, wishing she'd apologize and come back. But that's not going to happen.

Don't be me.

I have several pictures, but I'm not the kind of person to start dragging a person through the mud with pictures of them. That's a line I won't cross, no matter how bad they are.

My smile has been gone for years, liar.

doubt

Any time that's not 6:30am - 4:30pm Monday-Friday

Nah

Sucks man, there were a few more names I'm under the impression she has also cybered but I don't think naming more names will do anything.

Man I remember why I wanted that to be a thing.

I'd like to return the favor friend
Don't become bitter and apathetic
hang on to your humanity and the ability to love and trust beyond this
easier said than done I know

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faggot post them

MANGO
PINEAPPLE
BANANA

ALL PUGS LOOK ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

This

It's almost as if they all look exactly the fucking same.

Damn man I loved someone over the internet too but I got over it jeez

Its a prank of some kind.

ALL PUGS look VERY different !

She looks far too young and different in that one compared to previous pictures.

Midnight in the alleyway then. Bring a blindfold if you got one.

I wonder what the J stands for in J Smiles

Hmm

A bamboozling?

There are a lot of alleyways here tho

that jpg is quite funny lass

She sent me a cheek puff picture once that I don't know how many other people have. I can confirm it's her.

only dog I'd ever get again

if not a literal attack dog to make me feel safe.

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

I'm finding more and more that the number of people she may have cheated on me with is... regrettably high...

No, I'm a lost cause. I'm honestly done with it all. Love, romance. I'm obviously not made for such things...

I figure one month is the max amount of time to be given to someone to recover from such a thing

given they probably found out less than a week ago
I can sympathise and understand

So blood-chan really is 15 huh

there is no breed of dog ccalled attack dog

Oh wow a cheek puff picture, that confirms it ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Hello. I'm new to this website. I was passing by and I just wanted to greet you all guys.

does that mean she started posting when she was like 12 or something?

blood chan and I actually meet up and fucked irl
She's actually 13

Better for me, honestly

Yeah it probs took me about as long, though I can't really say you ever recover. You just don't talk about it anymore

SHUT UP MOOGS

hi weedy

Clearly

I totally believe you

Sorry mang.

It was related to what was being talked about so iunno.

WEEDY!???

I'm very strange about that. I'm very aware.

From the photos I have, that's not her.

I'm sorry, but I have a standard that I hold myself to. I'll burn somebody's house, but I won't post nude pictures of them all over the castle walls.

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Are Yan and Erin still e-dating?

What? No it better for me faggot.

I am not at all surprised

lets not dwell on it anymore friend

Prove it, loser

I'm not weedy. But i do like weed, yes

weedy

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pic related me and my bitch

And how exactly do I do that?

:(

When you'll never see weedy posting again

but you're his friend on steam and chat with him every now and again

I'm sure you were being expertly yanked around, yes.

Probably for the best

Who's Weedy?

I dunno, it's up to you

No no, again. Don't apologize. This isn't your fault.

I hold absolutely no resentment or animosity towards you. It's just unfortunate we were victims of these circumstances.

Kill yourself

*proves it*

I win

game

over

Wasn't that that underage b&?

Why?

You're like the Mexican Guy Fieri

*unproves it*

Checkmate

Jesus Christ, Test. I'm doing something here.

I dunno.

I guess but to be honest I was no better in my actions.

Ooops that was supposed to be towards goggles

my bad testo

Fuck I didn't expect this kind of power from you.

Goddamn it... already through a 1L bottle of rum...

going to have to break out another bottle...

I'm sure it's quite the master play.

Understandable.

Better blog about it.

My power level has transcended human comprehension

Drinking that much is not healthy you know

I AM THE MOST MASTERFUL OF TACTICIANS

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Drinking dont help you at all. Lexi said she wanted to because of all of this but was "talked out of it".

Is that supposed to be tsuchi?

You're still no match for me and my book of 1000 truths.

*disproves your proof of my proof not being real and seals it with a magic seal that makes it 100% true and unchangeable*

Tsuchi isn't here.

huh
I donnt think it is

I understand, but since she never mentioned me or talking to me, I can't hold you at fault. Please, let's not create more pain or self loathing than necessary.

Even if you had impure intentions, it was her duty to reject them while she was with me, not yours. I don't hold you in any scorn over your actions. Okay?

Oh yeah? *changes the definition of truth and untruth to suit my needs and wins forever*

Get fucked

It's cool dude, I think enough's been said about that, you're right.

I have no idea, but it seems like everyone likes them. Must be a good person.

Hmph, fool, did you forget about that card I had face down!?!

you just activated my trap card!

It negates all attempts of changes ANY words or things.

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Weedy was like- my first real senpai.

Tsuchi doesn't have feelings though
Can't hurt what's not there

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I'm aware, but I'm very resistant to the effects, and I need some way to deal with the pain. I've drank three bottles today already.

Thank you, but I can't sleep. I get the feeling I won't sleep much for quite some time over this occurrence. I don't sleep well when relationships that I'm invested in go this badly...

I'm so sorry that I removed her from my friends' list... I just can't take talking to anyone associated with smiles at the moment... Please convey my sincerest apologies...

Thank you for being so understanding and cordial. Gilgamesh was by no means so understanding of my warning.

Sounds like a slut to me tbh

YOUR TRAP CARDS HAVE NO EFFECT ON MY LOGIC GOD MONSTER, PREDICATE LOGIC

PREDICATE LOGIC, USE EXISTENTIAL INSTANTIATION ATTACK

The point is that Goggles is a retard and just as blind as Tsuchi when it came to this type of thing.

Neither are loyal and have very sketchy past'

TRUUUUU
100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100

Yeah well good luck waking up tomorrow I guess

The point of the image is that if the nigga is cheating with you he ain't loyal.

She wanted to drink not because of you but because of her nudes getting posted.
I will still go through with that if you wish though.

I mean no shit.

I summon Exodia and win

gg

I'm not a part of this but its sickening still
maybe it's debatable who was in the wrong
but it's a messy situation all around
sickening to the stomach

Rum
heals you now
brings the pain back twice as hard tomorrow
nothing wrong with killing the feelings sometime
insomnia is a hard one to conquere

It is difficult logic for niggers and Goggles, apparently.

I don't get hangovers, so I should be fine. I'm opening up a bottle of orange cream vodka, but I hate vodka. I'll just have to deal with it.

Yes please. Tell her I'll readd her after I've recovered.

How has Tsuchi been handling this by the way? He seemed to be fine with talking about it right up until Smiles read it and messages a few people crying over it.
It was only a mAtter of time you whore.

I reinstalled windows today. From now on I will pirate only portable versions of software to prevent it from shitting up my system.

tsuchi doesn't have feelings

Hes already dead inside so its not like he can get deader.

eks dee sociopath meme

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Joke's on you, I used hand destruction when you had 4 pieces in your hand

Very confident drunk talk

New

The nights are hardest to deal with, because your memories come flooding in and won't

go away. I'd much rather deal with twice as much pain in the morning, when I have things to distract me from my hell.

I've never had a hangover so far, no matter how hard I try.

Who said anything about hangovers?

fucking shoot yourself this is the worst thing ever how do you unironically fall in love with someone you've never even looked in the eyes, how much more lonely and pathetic can you get. get a job and some friends you stupid loser

There is a new thread