That really grinds my gears.

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

choose-your-own armor and weapons
very customizable with lots of variety
there is a de facto BEST set of gear and nothing else even comes close
it doesn't even look good

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

choose your own armor and weapons
it doesn't change how your character looks

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

not nearly as bad as

change your armor
looks nothing like the armor icon
or just straight up only changes the color template of the character

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

non ASCII games
Pleb

Juan White
Juan White

weapons and armor are properly displayed on character
absolute best gear looks like shit
no camo/skin/transmog system
Every time.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

polymorph self to dragon
still an @

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

you can change the color of your armor
to unlock the color you want you have to complete the 3 tiers of that boring challenge or reach [prestige number] [level]

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

That's the beauty of ASCII. You imagine it user.

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

best armor or outfit in the game
looks rad as shit
can't unlock it until about two missions from the end of the game, or even worse, post credits
nothing to do after you beat the game if it let's you keep playing
no newgame+

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

combat is mainly based on RNG
can't win without RNG

95% chance to hit
miss 6 times in a row

escort missions

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

fans of respond with "git gud xd"

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Game is about collecting a variety of armor, weapons and gear.
Inventory space is tiny unless you spend shekels.

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

>"git gud" as a response to criticism of a game

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

Auto-steering can't be turned off

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

rts has a sniper unit
slow rate of fire that has nearly perfect accuracy
when you get two or three it can wipe out units in less than 10 seconds

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

have shit gear
can't beat boss
grind
shops have new gear
spend all cash
beat boss
drops gear that's worse than the store bought shit

walk through dungeon where there is visible traps/lava etc on the floor
damage is a fuck ton and would waste my potions/magic for healing
maneuver around it
rest of party just walks right in

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Not when theres dragons in the game and they aren't @.

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

RTS
it has a campaign
it is nothing like actual military strategy
building units and game features
I JUST WANT A REALISTIC STRAT-SIM GAME SO I CAN LARP AS A GENERAL AGAINST PEOPLE REEEEEEE FUCK YOU JEWISH GAME DEVS

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

items are RNG
quests are RNG
encounters are RNG
maps are RNG
combat is RNG

You have to have some kind of autism to like FTL.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

die
enemies continue to slash/shoot at your corpse
STOP RUBBING IT IN

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Class based RPG
One class completely blows all the others out of the water in every regard
Its also the most boring class

game has been out for well over a year
still has not fixed very basic, fatal bugs

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

criticize game
'git gud'
fanboys defend this argument
outsiders defend this argument too
ad-hominem is the perfect comeback in every single situation concerning any entertainment media
mfw we're living in idiocracy

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

we're living in idiocracy
Where exactly have you been for the past decade? It's actually worse than idiocracy.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

It can be retarded but don't assume it is always. Often it is an oversimplification to reply git gud but is representative of a greater argument. I don't use it myself but agree with it occasionally, i.e when someone criticizes aspects of a game that are either skill based and appear random or are random but can be directed with skill. It is easy to hide behind the concept that the response isn't warranted to then not look at your own failings. Despite that however I am doing a lot of generalizing here and very frequently good points are dismissed unfairly

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

best way to win FTL is to either remove RNG with certain weapons or flat out play the numbers game
Scatter cannon is some serious fucking bullshit and I shouldn't be able to walk all over the flagship with it.

Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

supersize
user was lying
there is 0% RNG
you are actually Darksydephil IRL
git gud XD!

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

Unlock a new ability or item after every milestone in the game
Near the end of the game it's setup perfectly to look like the point where you get the last unlock
"Nah fuck off you get nothing, go finish the game"

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

enemies or hazards that don't advertise themselves in any way, shape, or form and are absolutely impossible to predict unless you've played through the area before
"git gud"

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

I like how in Killing Floor they start to gather around your corpse and eat it

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

rts has a sniper unit
clearly uses an anti-material rifle
can't damage even unarmored vehicles

rockets/missiles can't hurt infantry
tank shells can't hurt infantry

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

what game?

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

the arkane studios Prey reboot

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

playing arena shooter
killcam freezes on your killer for 15 seconds straight and you can't skip or disable it

This just leads to me getting more peeved and playing worse, leading to more deaths and more anger.

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

It's not a reboot and it's not related to the "original" Prey in any way shape or form and fuck you and everyone that keeps spreading this bullshit.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

I don't even like the game. I wanted the bounty hunter sequel they were making. It has nothing to do with the previous game whatsoever so it's a reboot.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

It has nothing to do with the previous game whatsoever so it's a reboot.

NO IT'S A DIFFERENT IP

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

NO IT'S A DIFFERENT IP
user I don't know what to tell you but I'm sorry. It isn't.

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

yes it is

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

rts
AT gun fires AP rounds so it is nearly impossible to hit infantry due to game mechanics
spend 5 minutes trying to hit an infantry squad for fun
actually hit one guy and it knocks him away 10 meters
no a single point of damage was dealt

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

start a new rpg
look at this wonderfull skill tree and all those skills you can get
too bad you can only master 1/3 of it heh?
btw you make the lv cap extremely just make sure you cant get any other skill that you want

BURN IN HELL

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

also you can't refund your points to test things out
fuck you

Hudson White
Hudson White

huge skill tree
all the good shit is hidden behind dozens of +0.5% attack/speed/whatever upgrades
you can't even see what the endgame skills are unless you invest enough in the tree

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

huge skill tree
no real difference in the branches

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Play RTT if you want realism, not RTS.

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Refund points are very rare or expensive, one the order of most runs netting you only maybe 10 or 12 on average out of FUCKING SEVENTY OR EIGHTY skill points

REEEEEEEEE

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

Upgrades that could be really fun to play around with if they had a bit of tweaking
Instead they're extremely stiff and only good for a few specific things
Shit like this pisses me off to no end in platformers. It's like if, for example, you give the character the ability to jump around on a pogo stick. And instead of letting the player bounce around freely on it and jump really high, make it so you can't do anything on the pogo stick except crawl slowly from A to B, and it's only good for crossing hazardous floors or something. I just hate when devs don't care about making things fun and instead just make your abilities act like glorified keys.

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

Can choose a variety of weapons
Unarmed/hand to hand isn't allowed
Punching is allowed but it's super weak no matter what you do

Game has armor/dress up options
Super slutty gear only/are the strongest
No good cute, modest frilly dresses
No pantsu options
There are pantsu options but no bloomers

John Edwards
John Edwards

leveling up this skill will increase the chance to hit a target by 0.03%
enemies deal 50% more damage every time you level up
gets to the point where something as insignificant as a small rat becomes as powerful as the first boss initially was
Immersion=broken

Anthony James
Anthony James

think of twelve different ways to solve puzzle
it's not the single bullshit way the programmer thought of

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Arkane Studios went out of their way to make it clear that nuPrey had absolutely nothing to do with the previous game. It's not a reboot, it's a new IP that has the name of an old IP to gain unearned recognition.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

This reminds me. I've been meaning to play Red Alert 2 but I really can't be fucked sifting through god knows how many limewire tier torrents for something functional. I don't have any friends to play it with so is the campaign at least good?

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

New game
Die before reaching the first save point
Since there's no save file, you have to start a new file and watch the intro again

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

MMO
skill trees are generally good and offer diverse but effective play styles
some hybrid builds are viable and fun
this is too hard to balance so the devs switch everything up, you can only pick one specialty and are forced to spec it all the way
classes are all now locked into a single viable spec for PvP and a different one for endgame, oh and fuck you because we're increasing the amount of in-game currency needed to respec, or only allowing you to respec with cash store tokens

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

intro is 30 minutes long
no way to skip or fast forward

Juan Long
Juan Long

MMO
pure class,almost always the healer, is worse at their job than a hybrid
the tank that actually focuses on using shields is always the worst

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

Anyone that's played king's field 4 knows this feel user

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

What is WoW from Vanilla to modern.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

There are no fucking goid RTT you can get as a civvie though. All the good ones are owned by militaries.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

I don't know why any dev would let this happen. It's a glaring problem right there at the beginning, impossible to miss. It's like the shittiest first impression you could make.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Nothing pisses off Fromsoft more than knowing someone had fun playing their game so they probably did it on purpose.

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

role playing game
character "levels up"
enemies have levels
skills
stats
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A ROLE PLAYING GAME WITHOUT THIS GAMEY BS?

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

Welcome to literally every single game with customizable gear ever.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Considering that this also applies to the other three King's field games now that i think about it probably was intentional.

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

What's wrong with that? It lets you make a unique build instead of always ending up the same at the end.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

role playing game
no levels
no stats
your character doesn't progress or get stronger in any way as the story progresses
enemies have a set strength that never changes
the game's main focus is to tell a story and rarely throws enemies at you
people complain that it's a glorified VN
they are right
you realize that you are hamburger helper, the "skip combat button" lady whose main passtime is writing gay fanfics

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

That's shit too.

I want an rpg where the MC never changes because he's a fucking human bean. He should get better weapons and armor and his enemies should get better tactics and equipment. Literally no reason for perks/skills/levels other than a gimmick. The enemies should always be legitimately difficult because of superior numbers and gear, but you should feel like you barely defeated them every time.

John Brown
John Brown

Tons of armor and weapons to choose from
You character looks still the same as if stock
Clothing, weapons etc dont change at all
Really hate this shit.

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

hurrr I want to be master of everything instead of specializing
I want to have zero replayability because of no build diversity

kys nigger

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

minecraft
RP server with custom skills and lvl up mods
lvl up axe, lvl up armor
oh neat there's a healing spell
lvl up that too, maybe I could be a cleric or paladin
admin informs me that I am power leveling

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

new enemies appear as you level up
the old enemies suddenly vanish and you never get to fight them with your new gear

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

minecraft
all the mods are 12
all the players are under 14
all the server owners are 20 somethings and either jewish or indian

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

Real humans change. We practice skills, work out, learn new techniques, get better at the things we do and worse at the things we don't do. A game that doesn't simulate that in some way isn't an RPG.

Why would anyone put up with RPG mechanics in a game where your character never improves?

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

Because you are the character. 2deep4u?

Camden Young
Camden Young

Actually here's a good explanation. Those mechanics give you a dopamine rush and think you've gained sonething but you don't gain anything. Make the character an avatar of the player. Focus the experience of the game on improving the person creating actual change in them. That's a real game.

David Wood
David Wood

My second dark souls character was just a nigger deprived and I tried to use the most ooga booga gear as possible, was pretty fun. You just need to play rpgs that are more open-ended have more customization options available to you while at the same time utilizing your own creativity to facilitate the game play experience you want. Like being a smooth talking pistol totin cowboy in new vegas.

James Lopez
James Lopez

Why would anyone put up with RPG mechanics in a game where your character never improves?

idk lol

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Harvest Moon is a farming game.

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

Let me guess it's Fire Emblem on Lunatic+?
That's just pure sadism at that point the game drops skill for 100% luck base that even the most pathetic enemy is as strong as a boss.

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

The worst part is when your teammates are so idiotic that when you warned them of that player they refused to listen. And when they get picked on by the same guy that killed you they complain as to why nobody told them they where getting flanked and blame it all on you because of their idiocy to listen and pay attention.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

because its impossible to focus your playstyle after you mastered everything right?
fucking retard

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

i want everything because i'm too stupid to make decisions
You're dumber than a retard.

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

I wanted the bounty hunter sequel they were making.
sequel
It was a reboot as well.

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

To be fair originally WoW intentionally made the priest's healing talents a bit shitty so that players wouldn't feel forced into specing into them for group content. The thing where shadow priests could heal almost as well as a holy priests was by design. Then the EverQuest fags ruined it with their extreme min/max philosophy that considered a tiny boost to healing was totally worth trading 90% of your damage and utility abilities, so then the cocksucker priests that would let their guilds bully them into healing specs whined to blizzard for holy buffs which then made them start adjusting content for the stronger healing priests which fucked over the pvp and shadow spec priests because they suddenly had to spec for it if they wanted to heal in raids. Then it was like two years before they finally added dual specs so priests could have at least a little fun again without having to blow thousands on constant respecs

Then shit kept just snowballing until cata gave us the fucking locked talents trees and crippled classes' base healing abilities so bad that warriors and rogues had actually better self healing than hybrid classes, then MoP just shit on what little spec flexibility there was left.

David Perez
David Perez

C&C Generals or RotR?

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

female armor doesn't even look cute/sexy
thus providing no fucking point to playing as a female character in the first place

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Game has armor
Game does not have Costume armor slots so if you like how a low tier armor works but don't want to get raped to death by the environment you have to wear the shitty edgelord final armor

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee


MegaTen had the perfect solution to this. Other games ought to be taking notes from it. RIP

James Lewis
James Lewis

it was called Prey 2.
weird name for a reboot.

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

Jap dress up simulators are fun tbh

I like playing the sex games and dressing the cute girls up in clothes

I think the japanese understand what makes a game fun better than the (((american))) game makers

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Have to buy DLC to respec
Only one Respec ever
Literally all the fun builds require you to know in advance NOT to spend any skill points until you are level ~16

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Of course. Most American mainstream titles these days are casual quicktime events full of lefty politics.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

In real life tank cannons are mostly for dealing with other armored vehicles. That's why basically all tanks not specifically built for destroying tanks also have multiple machine guns.

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Skills in RPGs that just up one of your stats instead of something interesting
Choices don't matter
being an asshole obviously means you're evil, and not just some rough badass that does the right thing the dirtiest way
endings that make the whole game pointless
You cannot waifu the character you really like, and/or you're blocked with the generic childhood friend moeblob
>You cannot waifu the ara

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

Persona 3, Doom 3 and Postal 2 were weird names for a reboot too.
Point is Prey 2 had fucking nothing to do with Prey and had no more reason to have the name than Arkane Prey.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

game has difficulty slider
try normal and leave bored out of your skull
switch to hard and get two shotted in the intro

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Nah they were connected. Tommy was going to show up.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

also the main character was going to be a pilot from the plane in the first game

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

You aren't the horse though, you're the rider. The horse isn't going to run into a tree or rock.

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

Thankfully Fallout 4 lets you level up to your heart's content and make you the wasteland's badass no matter what you pick, fellow game consumer !

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

he has never been on an inbred horse
I bet you don't even have a cousin unironically named billy bob joe.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

he has been on an inbred horse
Horsefuckers, get out.

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

You aren't the horse though, you're the rider.
he believes riders are passengers on animals who decide their own path

Wew thank god all those cowboys had befriended horses who just happened to go their same way. Did they pay a cab fare too?

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

story driven game
two NPCs butt heads
side with A: unlock B's stuff including new mechanics, can't unlock A's stuff, and vice versa
want to side with A, but I wan't A's stuff and mechanics. side with guy I disagree with for stuff I want
this keeps happening each time NPCs clash

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

This. I hate when people do that.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

The only game that's done this pretty well, with the pate/creighton fight
Its kept pretty ambiguous as to who is in the right, so you can go either way and not feel bad. The real reward for the quest line you get no matter who you kill though.

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

the vanilla game is pretty good.
the most popular mod makes the game worse
turns a challenge into easy mode
people never experience vanilla

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

I love me a good dress-up game but good fucking luck finding one that surpasses image related.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

The Zenimax Media Inc. brand restructuring, you mean.

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

that makes me think this sort of choice is a no-win scenario for most. Although the game I was thinking of will probably end up with a NG+ allowing me to go back and side with those I want, or get stuff I missed, I would prefer having the weighty decision making of making the rewards for your choices exclusive and not something like
hello trainer!
want a gold nugget, or big nugget?
o-ho! I'll give you the other one too!
On one hand, you don't like the choices you'll have to make, and on the other hand, it's not really a choice. Want to walk home starting with your left foot, or your right foot?

The only time I indulged in dress-up was Mabinogi and Pokemon Y. I'm not opposed to playing a dedicated dress-up game, but I have to know why it's worth having a faggoty game in my library. though really, I just want to play the main game mechanics while dressed sharply/flashily/elegantly/sexily/etc.

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

LOL

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

game has a sad ending if you fail
the big bad threatens to erase the gameworld from history after being defeated
if you fail the game unninstalls itself, de-registers from your steam library and modifies your hosts file to redirect all pages related to it to a generic 404
A small plugin installs into your browser that redirects any searchs of the game into another generic 404
Comunity of fans pretends to never have heard about said game when someone comes asking
a small daemon program is kept running in your computer
7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 7 seconds later after you finished the game, a single EXE is put in your desktop.
the icon is a hand reaching up and the name is "HELP US.exe"
The game resumes into a boss_rush mode where the main character is pissed as fuck and proceeds to rip and tear the asshole of everything that looks at him funny.

One day I'll finish it.

John Turner
John Turner

Often they hide loading screens, also you shouldn't be able to skip the intro to a game (unless you're talking pre-title screen) niggers who skip story make me gag.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

I want to be her onii-chan

escort missions
Ruin the fun every time.

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

game has big ass open maps to really let you roam around killing people
guns are responsive and sound awesome so you cream your pants every shot
<BUT>
shotgun sucks dick even at close range and marksman rifle sucks dick even at long range because it may take a ridiculous amount of shots to kill enemies
also you may get memed by a 12ga buckshot from 400 meters away
it's extensively moddable but you can still get memed by some random shot from god knows where.
I still binge Call of Chernobyl once in a while though.

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Megaman X5
First half of game revolves around beating the mavericks to get parts to power up some weapon to destroy a crashing colony that will wipe out the earth
first four mavericks power up the first weapon, second four mavericks power up the second weapon
first weapon has an incredibly rare chance to actually destroy the colony, it's entirely based on luck, even if you get all four parts
second weapon has a better chance of destroying the colony, but still has a small chance that the colony isn't destroyed
if the colony isn't destroyed you get a stronger boss fight as X in the next to last stage
if the colony isn't destroyed you lose the ability to play as Zero for the remainder of the game, meaning you can go fuck yourself if you were playing as Zero all this time
Thanks a lot Capcom

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

play ARPG
all the merchants that sell equipment only have low rarity trash that doesn't hold up to the shit enemies drop
they're the only people where the currency is needed
never buy anything except hp and mp potions
get to the endgame with millions of worthless currency that you never got to spend

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

I want this game.

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

Choose you own armor
Set with the best stat for your weapon doesn't even look good
what ya gonna do?
transmogrify the shit out of it

God I love MHXX

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

guns are responsive and sound awesome so you cream your pants every shot
Call of Chernobyl

Are you seriously talking about radioactive slavland? The guns in that game are worse than pea shooters, if you get anything other than a headshot (shooting with an absurdly hueg cone of fire mind you) you might as well be shooting farts, enemies don't even react to getting shot, they're either at 100% or dead, with no middle ground.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

Any game that makes you watch the same cut scene over and over again if you die. And you can't skip it. And it's boring. JUST START OVER GOD DAMN IT.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

It's not others fault you're shit at the game.
Journalists would spoil the secret.

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

not responsive autist is back
Flinching and / or dropping weapon isnt a reaction
How can one man be so ass hurt by a some ok slav game?

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

Have you never heard of replaying a game?

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

your character does improve though, he gets more stamina through POWER NUTS

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

Pretty much forces you into looking up guides so you don't fuck up the skill point build or whatever the fuck
People pretend this is viable for a single player game where you're not allowed to reset
Metabuilds wind up dominating in this
You're encouraged not to experiment because doing so can wall you in worse games and you can effectively piss dozens of hours of your time away for nothing
"JUST STARD THE GAME OVER, GIDGUD, REPLAE VALU" says the meme vomiter, shit poster, masochist, or faggot who looks up "how to beat game" before they even start playing
I really hate that this is a thing in RPGs.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Level scaling enemies
Stay away from the games the devs who made dead island make. If there's anything that tends to make leveling pointless, is its the first fucking areas enemies are the same level as you after shitloads of grinding. Fuck that.

Don't they get to upgrade their farm tools also?

endings that make the whole game pointless
You cannot waifu the character you really like, and/or you're blocked with the generic childhood friend moeblob
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

The fun build is shit
No, not shit as in "unoptimal", shit as in "Fuck you, get 1shot from base enemies"

FUCKING PATH OF EXILE IS THE HELL OF THIS SHIT

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

Yeah PoE is super fucking bad about that shit.
build can get through most of the game perfectly fine
maps hit
get 1 shot by everything forever because you didn't play path of life/ES nodes hard enough.
time to remake!

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

game has a stamina system that prevents you from playing the game once it runs out
have to wait 24 hours for it to refill
scales with level, but still completely unforgiving
has quests that are only there to drag out gameplay and empty your stamina
you can buy refills from the cash shop
Fucking gook games should be banned from getting localized in the west if they have this shit. It's not my fault your lemmings killed themselves by playing some shit game seven days straight, doing nothing but farming gold.

Joseph James
Joseph James

why did the n64 harvest moon look so much worse than the playstation harvest moon?

playstation didnt even really take advantage of the larger filesize. this always bothered me.

why does harvest moon a wonderful life look so much uglier than save the homeland?

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Humans also generally don't walk into rocks or walls. Should control be taken away from players to ensure that they don't do such unrealistic things?

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

You are retarded, a horse doesn't choose the path but he will take controll if he sees he's going to run head-first into a wall.

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

worst armor in the game
looks great
simple design, nothing too tacky or gaudy, good old fashioned steel plate

best armor in the game
ugly as sin
tacky as shit, spikes and belts everywhere, indiscernible brown material for armor

I hate when RPGs do this. Is a transmog system really so hard to implement? Or maybe slots for armor and costumes?

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

Final Fantasy fixed this with money based attacks over 25 years ago
to this day only a handful of games do it

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

why did the n64 harvest moon look so much worse than the playstation harvest moon?
Looks like the graphics are pre-rendered which always looked like shit on the n64 due being compressed to the cartridge size limit.

Resident evil 2 64 backgrounds also looked pretty blurry compared to the ps1.

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

Serves you right for playing a shit game like Lords of the Fallen.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

Anyone who pronounces melee as "me-lee" instead of "may-lay"

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

"oak-uh-REE-nuh of time"

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

This is an american imageboard. No penal colony residents allowed.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

Post vocaroo of how I'm supposed to say it. Google lists it as a pronounciation.

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

You mean filipino right?

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

Oh-Kah-Ree-Nah

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

but "may-lay" is the proper way to say it, it's not some regional thing like saying "Aunt" and "ant". Or some national thing like "erb" in the US and "Herb" in the UK. "May-Lay" is only that, anything else is ignorance

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

RPG
level scaling

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

ES got nerfed hard, now it's all about layers of defense between fortify, armor, evasion, dodge, and then lots and lots of life. Fucking I just want to wear shitloads of armor and beat the shit out of things so hard they explode with my cool fire dude.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Sometimes I forget that being a slav grants me the privlige of reading the literal letters and it makes sense because they were directly adapted from latin. Feels good man.

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

I'd dispute that the [eɪ] is required for both syllables.
[mɛli] and [mili] are certainly wrong, but I tend to pronounce it [mɛleɪ]. The original French was apparently [mɛle], so I consider my way to be the most reasonable anglicisation.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

You also get both sets of gear. Or at least you can. Locking people out of cosplaying as the character they like because they sided with that character truly is the most retarded thing a dev can do to handle a situation like that.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

That's what you anglos get for not fixing your shitty historical spelling for so long and keeping your writing phonetic.

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

mods don't purge non-video games threads
even if you report them
muh board culture

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

How is this not about video games?

David James
David James

Test

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

game engines all standardizing Y-Up
WHY THE FUCK WOULD Y BE UP, IS REALITY A GOD DAMN SIDE VIEW PLATFORMER???

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

I'm not talking about this thread? I mean in general.

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Actually, in math Z is usually depth and not height.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

it doesn't even look good
This is to punish you for your faggotry, for making the game into a spreadsheet simulator.

James Bell
James Bell

+x points out of the page/screen, +y points to the viewer's right, and +z points up. That is the standard.

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

No? The fuck are you talking about?
X is to the right, Y is to the up and Z is to the away from viewer.
What does "out of the page/screen" even mean?

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

The standard in graphics (now with OpenGL and DirectX at least) is +y points upward, +x points right, +z points backward. This is because your screen is already the XY plane for 2D shit. Why do you think Z-buffering is called Z-buffering?
If you have a different coordinate system in your game, you'll have to convert coordinates during rendering, which not everyone wants to do.
As for math, we use the same shit in my country as OpenGL uses, I don't know why the fuck your math books do that shit.

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

Put on what seems like a cool looking helmet.
There is no fucking helmet.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

It is not hard to hit a soldier with a tank cannon shell, nor will he possibly survive getting pulverized to bits. It's just wasteful to do. There are however anti-personnel shells, and they rip fucking ass.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

That's completely fucking relative. Depth is entirely dependant on the point of view. Coordinate systems have ALWAYS been top-down view throughout history. Maps of the world, building plans, etc. The horizontal axes are the MOST important axes in relation to describing the world. There is a reason there is a single word for "horizontal" and a unique word for "vertical". If I have a 2D joystick vector on X,Y why in the unholy FUCK should that apply to 3D X,Z?

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

so path of life nodes again. Good to know we somehow went backwards from path of ES/life

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

In diablo games there's an option to spend obscene amounts of cash for a mystery item that could be fucking amazing and put to shame anything that you can find in the next few levels.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

What does "out of the page/screen" even mean?
In a mathematical 3d plot, the screen or page the plot is drawn on is the yz plane, and x increases towards the viewer. Therefore, z is height, and in transferring this to games it only makes sense for the xy-plane to be the ground. Just like how for games like Dwarf Fortress people talk about "z levels".

X is to the right, Y is to the up and Z is to the away from viewer.
That's not just a matter of convention, that's completely backwards. The right hand rule doesn't even work in that system. If you do make the screen the xy plane with +x to the right, z would have to increase towards the viewer.

Leo Green
Leo Green

These mechanics are just patch-overs for broken game balancing. If money can be acquired through little to no effort (killing weak monsters, cutting bushes, selling easily acquired "vendor junk") then naturally the money will become worthless to the player.

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

There's a very simple solution to this issue: build value regression. If the value of a build (points spent vs. effect achieved) is increasing, then you get minimaxing circlejerk galore because there's exactly one way to get best value and that's to spend all points in that one branch. Regression makes the value of a build drop as you level up, making diverse builds be of higher value than up the ass minimaxed builds.

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

Isn't there a "Show helmet" box you can tick in the options menu?

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

It's meh-lay you twat.

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

It's always been like this you dumb fuck. X is right, Y is up, Z is inward. Some people fucking up this simple basic convention does not makes it any different. Not that it even matters because you'd be using transformation matrix for rendering and changing axis direction is a matter of swapping some row-column diagonals in the identity view matrix.

Now think of this: X axis goes to the right. That's a basic most universal convention. Y axis shall be orthogonal to it, so you compute its coordinates as its matrix cross product terms, which yields Y axis that points upwards. You compute the third axis as matrix cross product terms of X and Y vectors, which yields Z axis pointing inward.

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Fam, the universe was the same, you were supposed to play as a character technically present in the first game, and the role that the player took on went from prey to hunter. You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

It's always been like this
Wrong.

which yields Y axis that points upwards.
"Upwards" being a completely arbitrary choice rather than "forwards" which makes infinitely more sense.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Head over to a whiteboard. Draw a 2D grid. Which way is Y pointing? It's upwards, not forwards.

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

We're talking about 3d coordinates, not 2d. When you draw 3d axes, y points right.

Carter Price
Carter Price

You already drew X axis to the right and Y axis to the up, the only remaining direction is inwards.

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

MMORPG
Getting the maximum amount of health requires completion of a minigame collectathon
Completion of said collectathon is entirely based on RNG

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

Holy shit you really don't get it. Go take a piece of paper and put it on your desk and do the same. Which way is Y pointing now?

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

So you arbitrarily applied a transformation to get a different result, and now argue that it's the correct result?

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

You already drew X axis to the right and Y axis to the up
What? I'm not talking about taking an already existing set of 2d axes and extending them to 3d. I'm talking about drawing a set of 3d axes. When you do that, you draw y right, z up, and x out.

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

Like do you honestly fucking believe that "humans generally look forward, not down" is somehow relevant to the logical and efficient description of 3D space?

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

Last time I played Diablo 2 I wanted to buy a wand with +2 mister skeltal and +1 skeltal skill but it cost 15'000 gold.
I had 1600, enemies were dropping 4-5 gold at a time, the rare items and amulets I was finding were selling for 150, I did eventually get 20'000 gold but by then the only wands were wands for other higher level skills I didn't give shit about, and they cost 50'000 gold now.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

arguing efficienty of a totally arbitrary variant of a pre-existing convention
Have some fucking dignity you fucking assburger, jesus christ.

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Hurr it's a transform of MY system, not the zero transform of its own system
You are pants on head retarded.

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Z-Up is not completely arbitrary you dumbass. 3D data in terms of describing the world takes place almost EXCLUSIVELY on the horizontal axes. It therefore makes perfect sense to have the horizontal axes as X,Y because they are the first, prioritized coordinates without a needless 0 sitting between them 99% of the time.

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

Morrowind

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

do you honestly want to make a game that is known for being confusing and obtuse to become more retarded?

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

CoH

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

You can't customize every part of the armor and make your own custom sets
Armors only come as sets rather than parts (Helmet, chest, legs, gloves, etc)
Piece of dogshit.

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

polymorph self to dragon
Change from @ to D

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

mmo
toon

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

your escorts don't do that. why would your horse? you can lead a horse to a wall but you can't make it walk into it

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

implying "journalists" would get to the final boss, much less win

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

single player game
metabuilds
why does that matter if you're playing alone? Have fun, you mongoloid.

do you mean "ah-kah-ree-nah"?

fix'd

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

toon

WHAT ARE YOU 12?

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

I know which game you're talking about, but fuck man if Korean devs can't just make simple ass fixes to shit. I swear they're all in one big competition to see who can put the most rube goldbergy mechanic to simple shit in their games.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Yes, but you can walk into walls because you're controlling the protagonist. You shouldn't see riding a horse as controlling it, but merely suggesting where it should go. It's not like fucking Avatar where you mindmeld with each other.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

rpg has charisma/persuasion/intimidation stat solely to give extra options in dialogue
no cap or the cap is absurdly high
no way to know for sure when you have _just_ enough for all social interactions it offers so changes are at late game you've wasted dozens of points on then on useless stat or are just shy of a few points to get more social options
And even when there's a cap to it and it's not "that" high it's usually better to just dump several points into it first forgoing all others just so you dont miss anything and even worse when there's no extra choices at all for having it capped like in VTMB where the cap is 10 and you need 9 on seduction or diplomacy to get all their options and if i remember right intimidation only required 8 points so yeah…

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

muh realism
Should Yoshi also make his own decisions while you're riding him? Would it be fun to have him not let you jump over a pit or get near enemies?

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

The PS1 can slice up its framebuffer memory however it wants which works really well for 2D games, but the N64 is bottlenecked by a 4KB texture buffer, so it has to use the 3D hardware to stitch a lot of tiny sprites together to render a scene like that.
It also blurs textures in hardware to give them the "antialiased" look, and there's the video rescaler on top of that which almost always uses a weird internal resolution, so it gets resized multiple times and then fed through a low-bandwidth analog encoder. The result invariably looks like shit.
For this reason the "smart" N64 developers avoided using textures for fine detail or large 2D scenes like this. First-party titles overuse the hell out of gradient fills on character models. If you look at the likes of Goldeneye/PD, nearly everything in them is polygons. The entire HUD is polygons. The text is polygons. You can recognize the menu parts that don't, because they look like shit.

I don't know what the fuck went wrong between those PS2 games

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

implying you would need to reload every single thing associated with starting a new game when you die
implying there's any reason not to let you skip an intro after you've seen it once

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

0,1% chance to deal a critical hit that deals +5 damage and a 0,5% chance to poison the target, dealing 17 damage over 15 seconds (does not stack with other bonuses) (skill level 4/5)

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

Yes
Wrong answer. Please remember you're talking about video games and not real life, mister autismus.

but merely suggesting where it should go.
I'll merely suggest you suck my dick.

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

walk through dungeon where there is visible traps/lava etc on the floor
damage is a fuck ton and would waste my potions/magic for healing
maneuver around it
rest of party just walks right in

Fucking Final Fantasy 12. Nabreus Deadlands and the Necrohol would be so much easier if I didn't have to rely on Float or turning off my allies to navigate around traps because they're all dumbasses.

Dragon Quest 8 is a fantastic game but this is one thing that annoys the shit out of me. You can't even level grind past it, because once you hit level 50 you start getting 2 skill points per level instead of the usual 4-10.

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

Wrong answer.
Yeah, I meant to say no. That was a mistake. My bad.

I'll merely suggest you suck my dick.
A horse isn't a fucking bike. How braindead do you have to be to not be able to maneuver it away from walls?

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

Difficulty options just increase damage numbers, enemies don't get smarter or have new attacks

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Dragon Quest 8 probably has the worst skill system I've ever seen in a game.

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

It's a very strange thing. Your eyes widen in horror and you can't continue participating in the conversation.

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

game has several classes with multiple ways to build each for varied party play
some classes have minor balance issues
devs try to fix problem by making every class a damage shitter and leave nothing unique except varying HP and DEF amounts
certain classes now even more fucked up than before.
devs introduce entirely stronger new classes that are basically just a beefed up version of the old class that had balance issues instead of balancing the fucking class

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

MMO
Fuck ton of DPS Classes
All (but one) builds crit, then damage etc.
The only variance between these classes in play style is if they're burst DPS or Sustained DPS or Melee and Ranged DPS
They all build the same way
The same skills are prioritised
Game has a ton of avenues to make the classes more varied
They opt not to do it

Luke King
Luke King

we're either talking about the same korean shitshow of a game or there's too many ass awful devs out there making these MMOs

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

team game
no synergy on any level between teammates

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

Considering there's a ton of Korean MMOs that are classed based, It could be either.
I'm talking about TERA, how about you?

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

latale

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

The entire HUD is polygons. The text is polygons.
interesting shit. i always assumed it was all about disc/cart space but apparently the n64 was just a complete mess for developers.
explains the extremely limited library.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

not shouting at players that dont perform as well as you.
cmon, its like you dont even know what synergy is.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

I was actually thinking of the whole CNC series. I mean I love the games but it still infuriates me.
It's a shame RA2 and Tiberian Sun were the last games, but it's probably for the best.

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

I thought of Blade and Soul and Shaiyya.

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

Asanagi Nero Caster
Jesus fucking christ tell me there is a doujin to go with this

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

Really interesting. The "gradient fills" you mention are actually vertex paints, which are used a hell of a lot in N64 games. Each vertex can have its own defined color; the gradient is just caused by the renderer blending between the colors of two vertices. It's incredibly cheap and saves a lot of texture memory for parts of the model that don't require detail.

Anton & Coolpecker's 3D art uses a lot of vertex paint for coloring the character models in the same way. I don't have a picture handy to illustrate though.

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

Be careful what you wish for. That artist only does corruption/human fleshlight shit

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

Fate/Grand Order corruption mind break
an entire harem of corrupted Saber clones
Nigger would I know who Asanagi is if I didn't fap to his god tier shit

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

nuPrey is a reboot, learn the meaning of a word before using it you illiterate niggers.

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

A reboot doesn't make it a different IP. It makes it a reboot.

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

the devs respond "git gud xd"

Fuck X-COM.

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

Fucking hell user, just get it from KAT. RA2 won't need much love to make it work on W10. It works on W7 and 8.1 out of the box. There's CnC.net as well for multiplayer, even today.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Kancolle

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

MMO has multiple skilltrees with numerous varied skills, clearly urging you to experiment with it and mix and match
Some nerd calculates the ultimate build for your class and posts it online
If you don't have that exact build people kick you out of dungeon/raid groups so you can't use any fun builds
The entire fucking concept of creatively and uniquely customizing your character is ruined by min/maxing bullshit

alternatively:
Play RPG
Pick skills you think would be really useful/cool
You look shit up online and realize those skills are completely fucking worthless, or atleast they became worthless after the part of the game that made you want that skill in the first place
You can't undo your skills and your quicksave was very recent, other saves were too far back
Skillpoints are scarce and now you're just gimped for the rest of the game fuck you

I'm looking at you, System Shock II.

Since I'm on a roll with RPG rants:
Play MMO again
You class is decently fun to play but you stop playing the game because there were better things to do
Revisit game months or even years later
Turns out while you were gone the devs thought gameplay was to daunting for the lowest common denominator so in true ashkenazi-grade kikery they neuter and streamline fucking EVERYTHING to appeal to retards that don't play RPGs anyway
Clearly "streamlining" means getting rid of all your fun moves. Now the game plays like over-simplified shit and everything is even more mindless than MMOs have already become.

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

persona 3
reboot

the reboot was in 2 dumbass

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

game advertises itself as multiplayer
you're penalized for attempting to play with other people

I don't fucking get it. The multiplayer interaction is on EXACTLY the same level as Dark Souls. You'll occasionally see someone run past you but it's of absolutely no consequence and that's the most you'll get until you hit level 50 when you can be anal raped at any given moment outside of a city by some overgeared semen-chugging nolife.

Party EXP is bullshit, party drops are handled in a bullshit way, there is no cooperative questing, there are no dungeons or raids or anything of the sort and if you intend to do non-combat oriented shit in a group you're just going to impede each other because of the fickle nature of world resources.

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Sounds Korean to me.

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

blames the game for being shit

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

That last one reminds me of shamans in WoW. Sadly they went from being the best class I've played in an MMO to being the worst choice in the game through the removal of totems, shocks, and 2H weapons.

Here's some more:
Competitive online game
Devs have pretentious approach to game design and mathematically structure the game to be 'balanced'
This creates a stale meta where the only way to win is to follow the same cookie-cutter approaches every single match
The only challenge of the game is mechanically executing your pre-planned approach more efficiently than your opponent
<Millions of copies sold, Esports king for years

Similar
Game has hundreds of interesting heroes to choose from, each with their own unique abilities
The abilities of some heroes are so much stronger and more viable that they should always be picked
Competitive meta of the game becomes picking from the same ~15 heroes every match and combining the superior abilities
<Many of the heroes in the game will never be viable against good players, not even in the most unusual of situations
<Worldwide phenomenon, 500,000 people playing daily

Game
Has a bunch of features and gameplay mechanics that are fun, but could use improvement in the sequel
Game 2
"We decided to cut the chaff out of Game to make Game 2 a more streamlined experience. After all, Game Franchise is about delivering the most cinematic and emotional experience possible in a video game."
<Game 2 is just Game with less items, enemies, levels, dialogue options, and half as long

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Funny how paladins and shamen in WoW completely swapped places in terms of usefulness by the time Wrath came out.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

That's exactly the problem retard, he's talking about games where not running a meta build means getting shit on so hard that you might as well delete your save.
I assumed PSO2. Yeah, MMOs are trash because slant-eyes are physically incapable of not assraping their games to death.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

it's not the game's fault that it had shitty developers

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

nuPrey was originally going to be called Typhoon but it was later changed to Prey so they could keep the license

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

you have to spend real life money to reset skill tree

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

mfw every final fantasy does this
mfw cecil loses his badass Dark Knight armor halfway through the game
mfw golbez loses his badass armor in the later years
mfw I have to stare at Vaans ugly mug throughout all of 12, while the fucking archadian empire troops get awesome black sinister plates
Im fucking sick of soft pudgy human faces made with weak tender flesh. I can't stand them anymore. What do Jrpgs have against full faced helmets?! It's almost a selling point for me with some games.

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

Forgot to post pic

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

just want to play a game
fail once
game uninstalls itself and you have to arbitrarily wait more than a week to play it after it has literally installed malicious software onto your computer without your consent
have to make sure that during this time you don't accidentally delete the plugin with your antivirus software because there's basically no reason this program wouldn't be blacklisted
have to know ahead of time to look for this EXE and not dismiss it as absolutely anything else
have to hope that the name of the game is obscure enough that you'll never have to look up anything that could trigger the plugin
<steam allowed a program that installs literal malware onto your computer despite the possibly massive PR risks
<steam allowed a game that deletes itself from it's user's library despite the possibly massive PR risks
I could probably go on if you asked me to. I've thought of a few as I was finishing this paragraph. Seriously, what fucking modern art course did you stumble your ass out of? People play a game to have fun, not to damage their computers just because the story justifies it. This is undertale style metafaggotry to it's most cancerous and unjustifiable level.

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

kill shop keeper
you don't get all the items he sold

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

that reminds me of what happened with hoi 3 and hoi 4 where instead of keeping all the good shit hoi 3 had and just adding the good shit they put in hoi 4 on top of it, they just wiped the whole game and made a shitty casual "click to win" heap of trash from scratch that doesn't even resamble a grand strat game

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

wear any armor
you can dye that armor and wear it
dyed armor colors are not visible on players wearing the dyed armor
dyed armor colors can only be seen if they are on the ground
i dont have enough rage or images to convey this anger

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

WHY THE FUCK WOULD Y BE UP, IS REALITY A GOD DAMN SIDE VIEW PLATFORMER???
Graphics APIs have been like that forever. 2D screen coordinates have always been (x, y). When going to 3D, you add depth and have (x, y, z). When you have the depth buffer called the 'z-buffer', it tends to solidify that. In 2d, (0, 0) is often at the top-left of the screen, but sometimes APIs put it at the bottom-left. In 3d, APIs follow the left-hand or right-hand rule, which has the z coordinate positive inward or outward.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

All armor/weapons can be colored
Its always randomly colored in drops and stores
Special colors are unreasonably rare drops from hard to grind mobs, only a couple exist
Only dye is in the cash shop
Its random
Special dye exist, only exists as a cash shop lotto drop in specific colors

I know someone else played the game. Come out with it.

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

Game has female character
It's the same model as the male just with higher pitch voice

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

I don't give a fuck. Just because it's more logical doesn't mean it will improve the game.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

I've got a few people into STALKER over the years and on multiple occasions they started playing the Complete 2009 mod. I assume they googled for 'best STALKER mods' and it was #1 on a list compiled by some numale journo who has never played the game. On one hand the mod is absolute shit, but on the other hand it might have actually done some good for the fanbase. Those dumb enough to play Complete will think the game is a lot worse than it is and just move on rather than sticking around and shitting everything up.

David Green
David Green

a weapon is so deadly enemy can graze you with it and deal 90% health
the same weapon in your hand doesn't even kill the enemy in 3 shots

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Mabinogi?

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

fight a party member as a boss later in the game
all their stats are 20x normal
i was just holding back xD

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

choose your own armor and weapons
it doesn't change how your character looks
this but only the shield and weapon change
kinda like brandish

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

Beat game
20 minutes of unskippable credits
Don't Alt+F4 because there might be something at the end
All rewards and congratulations are given right away and the secret cutscene plays a few minutes in
Nothing after the other 15 minutes

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Bingo.

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

equip your side character with the best stuff you can find
a few hours of grinding to get the whole crew geared up to max
<I'm gonna be evil now
lose all of their gear because you didn't unequip before cutscene

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Remind me of an ancedote

I was playing Halo 3 with my friend on legendary beating it the first night it came out so we could get the ending after the credits

We finish the fucking fight I run off the restroom well he's scoping the credits

This nigger yells "hey Anton get in here it's starting!" So I sort of zip my penis into my cargo shorts and run, still sort of pissing myself trying to see the legendary ending

Some bleeding and pissing all over this man's living room, and he looks at me and just says "damn I was just kidding bro"

My dick still has a scar from the zipper, if you're reading this Tony fuck you

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

the ai manages your armies

Paradox is funny

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

Hear about this shit and unequip best gear off partner and put them in the worst gear
<Lol jk I took the best stuff fuck you

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

95% chance to hit

I understand it's based on the d20 system, but seriously this always pissed me off. If you have 150% chance to hit, it should negate all avoidance.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

You cannot waifu the ara
Every fucking jap game I swear to god

John Morris
John Morris

the (((legendary))) armor, that took a hundred hours of grindan to unlock
heavy variant just edgelord spikes on spikes on spikes on spikes on spikes
the medium variant is an invisible trenchcoat, which clips into your ass if you play a specific race
light variant is just a shirt and some pants with some kind of skirt for male characters
you can transmog it, but what's the fucking point
it barely has better stats than shit you can buy for 2 gold
and it only slightly beats out armor you can get from an hour of grindan, stat wise
by slightly, I mean shit like a 1% increase, to a maximum of a 3% increase

mmo
all of the armor is designed around human characters of varying sizes
add a giant cat race
all of the armor looks like shit on them
half of the armors clip with their tails
Guess the game.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

Only one Respec ever
You get at least 1 respec per difficulty in Diablo II.

Although, I have to agree I really don't get the point of limiting respecs in arpgs. If I fuck something up I don't want to have to start a whole other character, nor do I want to create another character and level him up high enough just to see if a build is worth doing.

Leo Green
Leo Green

Weird, I don't recall getting another respec on other difficulties if I ever used the one they give you

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

Implying data crackers wouldn't tear the game a new one and journo's wouldn't be all over it

David Kelly
David Kelly

Yeah, you get 1 respec after doing Den of Evil, and you get an additional one on each difficulty. I remember when playing nightmare with a friend, respeccing into a daggermancer just for shits, and then speccing back. You don't need the DLC for this either, it was part of patch 1.13.

You DO need the expansion to make the token of absolution, but AFAIK you can make as many of those as you please.

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

Second one sounds like either Guild Wars 2 or Allods.

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

Stay away from the games the devs who made dead island make
There is no level scaling in Dying Light, though. None at all.

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

But they do advertise themselves in subtle ways. Shitter detected.

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Ding ding ding ding.
Both are Guild wars 2.

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

Reload animations have to finish completely, even if the magazine has clearly been loaded into the firearm
Switching firearms a split second before this animation is finished completely unloads the weapon

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

<he believes riders are passengers on animals who decide their own path
it thinks it can ride a horse off a cliff, and the horse will jump off willingly to be fair you probably could if you put blinders on the horse, but you didn't know that so you're still a fucktarded underage b&
One week left, summerfag. ONE WEEK.

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Also in LoD you can farm bosses for essences and cube them for respecs.

John Adams
John Adams

*Hell mode bosses obviously

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

It really is a big piece of shit isn't it?

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