We Happy Few gets a publisher...

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

It's Gearbox.
Early access was at $30
they raise the price so now it starts at $60
bunch of pre-order bonuses and special editions
DLCs and a season pass
now there's also a PS4 version
Kikestarter cucks and Steam users are pissed.
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Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

Why would they want them to ruin their game just like Stillborn?

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

GearBox
human being.

Randy and Burch would like you to reconsider that statement. Looks like We Happy Cucks will become a reality.

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

gearbox
Right out of the gate and they've shot themselves in the foot, I can't wait to see how this gearbox shitshow goes.

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

I don't think the dlc, season pass, pre orders and price jump is the worst part.
It's the fact that the developers are not only defending it but the game is nothing like the trailer or teaser.
It's a survival game all along.

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Companies aren't human and shouldn't be treated as such.

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

Still surprised what looked like some shitty Bioshock knockoff turned out to be a survival meme game.

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

that fucking post

Is this really what vidya PR really turned into? Honestly I'm more mad at the mouth breathing troglodytes who sit on kikestarter and Steam all day looking for every early access game they can possibly find to throw their life savings at just to get fucked over and immediately do it all over again. How many possible times can people sit there and do the same exact shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over again before some infinitesimally tiny part of their brains kicks to life and says "hey, this shit ain't working how about trying something else"?

Julian James
Julian James

exclusivity is bad unless it's a PS4 exclusive :^)))
Heh.

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

Kikestarter cucks and Steam users are pissed.
That was a kikestarter game? I thought it was juts early access meme fodder

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

Nah, they got money from Kikestarter and also from early access.

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

So basically, Jews jewing Jews then.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

no, it's two tribes of Judaism (Shitty Vidya publisher and Kickstarter Kikes) banding together to milk more shekels out of dumbasses prone to hype wagons.

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

So wait, does that make this game the perfect shit storm?!
Its a kickstarter, early access, pre-order, DLC/Season pass, and overpriced

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

All that's left is for it to be an open world survival game with crafting

Camden King
Camden King

Dear god it pretty much is!

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

an open world survival game with crafting
That what it is.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

They'd need to add Denuvo, Always-Online Singleplayer, and In-App Purchases at the very least.

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

well then, it's finally happened. this is the video game shithole singularity.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Holla Forums is always right.

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

That's what they're doing.
It started as a Bioshock-like, now it's a rogue-lite in a semi open world and I think that there's some kind of crafting involved too.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

Also, pre-order bonuses aren't cancerous enough, we need retailer-specific pre-order bonuses like DA:O and F:NV, 30FPS lock, and a Uplay-esque launcher that needs to be signed into and running in addition to Steam. I could go on, but suffice it to say, there's a ways to go before it's the "perfect shitstorm" of cancer.

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

Checked.

Let's meme this. Let it all burn.

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

What game would hold the title closest to the perfect shitstorm then?
If we include shit like and

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

gearbox
wew!
the full story
So what is it?
Nepotism?
Boyfriends?

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Gearbox is in the shitter because all of their recent projects have failed. They've realized that they have no internal talent, and they're looking outside the studio to try and find something good (just like they did when they stole the concept for Borderlands from those college students).

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

It's old news but Jim Sterling did the voice of one of the characters.

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

Thanks for letting me know, OP; nuked it from my Wishlist immediately.

That they even had to make a stickied thread for all the Gearbox hate is hysterical. If they're not saying 'Oh shit oh shit', they definitely should be.

What a shame.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

This game has been nothing but dissapointment since it was released on early access, it's an interesting concept that gets wasted by being an procedurally generated open-world survival crafting game, and now it gets published by one of the worst vidya companies around.

No one should buy this, ever.

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

How many possible times can people sit there and do the same exact shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over again before some infinitesimally tiny part of their brains kicks to life and says "hey, this shit ain't working how about trying something else"?

Look up the definition of "insanity", user. That's the world we live in right now.

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

He also backed the thing, I can't wait to see what else comes out of this game.

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Oh, shit, procedurally generated. That's another good one for the perfect shitstorm list.

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

You'd think so, but the mark of Gearbox is the kiss of death. This game is going to sell worse because of the higher price and the negative associations.

That's a parasitic relationship, not a symbiotic one.

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

How were the original devs so detached from reality they could possibly think a relationship with gearbox would be beneficial? Did gearbox pay them a shitload to acquire their game in an effort to improve their own rep?

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

…. That's what it is…

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

lol

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

Game not included

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

GAME NOT INCLUDED

This is some EA/Bethesda-tier kikery.

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

That's like $50,000 in USD aka real dollars right?

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

Mr. Wolfecastle, you're needed on set. Paging Mr. Wolfecastle.

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

game not included
Kills me every time.
It was bad enough when you had to pay out the ass for goodies to go with a game, but now you don't even get the game with your goody box.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

This game was cool until they released the gameplay.

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

It is about 260K

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

game not included

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Game not included

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Don't forget Microtransactions, Crates, Micro-DLC preorders and somehow shoehorning a competitive matchmaking based e-sports multiplayer scene. Oh, and the preorder bonus being a Fidget Spinner.

Shit like this makes me wonder what the future of jewish practices in the gaming industry will be like.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

inb4 gearbox negotiated a cut of prior sales to save their shitty company from sinking

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

what fucking timeline is this

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Kikstarted, early access, pre-ordered exclusive content, DLC/Season passes, overpriced open world sand box game with crafting
And a collector's edition with no game
We all need now is VR E-sports.

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

I was in the thread this webm was made in
God that's a warm feeling

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Micro-DLC but no core game. "Pick the parts you want leave the parts you don't. The ultimate choice is yours!" And the game is unplayable unless you buy at least $400 worth of DLC which you lose if you cancel your subscription and have to buy again.

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

Why did they do that? The original game looked awful, but it looked like one of those games that could still be fun to bash. Now they've turned it into something too boring to even make fun of. Though I suppose any decision that inches Gearbox closer to death is a good decision.

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

Aw yeah! We Happy Few! So BADASS!

Randy Pitchford can suck my fucking cock. I really really was looking forward to this game's full release and now it's gonna be as soulless as any other game. No, worse than soulless. Gearbox is such a shitty company and Bitchford puts his ego before the enjoyment of players.

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

We Happy Jew

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

Wonder what he has to say about it now… Hard roast incoming? Will he pull out of the game?

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

youtube.com/watch?v=9m0OOurtOj8&t=764s

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

Oh look, Gearbox found a new project to embezzle funds from.

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Oy vey how dare you imply some kind of illegal activity. Bad goy, bad goy!

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

tfw created the reaction image that inspired the webm

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

Great seeing you again, Net Cowboy.

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

It wasn't even worth $30 in its current state.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Just seems like a symptom of cuckold culture to me

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

It wasn't even worth my time to play it. You couldn't pay me )30 an hour to play this shitheap.

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

More like normalfaggots took the "it's just a video game xDD" meme too seriously and won't even consider not wasting money on anything that is shoved in their face because having standards is a cardinal sin.

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

Cant wait till Gearbox goes belly up.

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

game not included
is there a better sing that says "dobt buy this shit" than this?

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

$149.99 for that.
"Game not included".
To get that and the game it would cost two hundred and ten dollarydoos, plus tax and perhaps shipping.
What an era to live in, where you can order a special edition of a game, and not get the fucking game with it. How many cases of this are we at now?

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

Game not included

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

That makes absolutely no sense.

William Bailey
William Bailey

Game not included
Vinyl
Stickers
This… is a toy for children.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Gearbox is going to use their lion's share of the revenue from this "game" and use it to comission furry artist fro "official" battleborn porn, that tehy will place behind a paywall in their site to increase hype for their game.

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

Mass Effect did it some months back too if memory serves; might be even earlier examples. Either way, it seems like the idea might be getting popular to sell special editions and the game itself separately. Seen some posts during the thread where that CE with the RC car for Andromeda was announced using logic of "people want to play the game without opening the CE and reducing its value" before as if reselling is the main reason anyone would buy something more than the base edition/first print of a game. Not sure if it was just some anons trying to find SOME reason for why the game's not included, or yids looking to normalize the practice ("Nothing wrong here in the first place goy! In fact, we're doing you a favor!").

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

game not included

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Stickers
I remember finding it strange to see that those were being pushed as a reason to get the LE for ANS Plus some years back (main benefit for that LE was simply getting a physical copy of a release otherwise intended as digital only, as TK didn't want to take the risk on retail). Guess they needed to find someway to justify asking $15 more than the normal price, and thus tossed in stickers, a poster, a microfiber cloth, and a pin. Speaking of which, since then I've noticed more games trying to push microfiber clothes as a bonus. Is there some shitty collector scene for those, or just companies grasping at straws for cheap shit to produce to raise the value of what they're hocking?

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

I mean, there is a demographic for this shit, it's just not a demographic that anybody who would buy the game actually likes.

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

Gearbox practically stealing and ripping off the consumers and breaking promises.

EVERY FUCKING TIME GEARBOX DOES THIS.

If there is a positive out of this, it's they contributed to the death of Kickstarter games.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

it's just not a demographic that anybody who would buy the game actually likes.
Same could be applied to what contents such LEs and CEs even have. Game is coming from a developer known for having a good artist and composer? Might be a better idea to put a (physical) full soundtrack and artbook into the special release as a bare minimum, instead of stickers, decal-ed microfiber cloths, pins, and other shit people may or may not care about (I'll admit I don't have much of an issue with posters at least). The sticker shit is especially bad since those are liable to be single use and unless you're rather careful about what you use them on, you're not exactly going to be able to get them back intact for reuse, which means they just sit on the original sheet until the end of time because you don't actually want to use them anywhere.

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

Is it going to have BADASS Battleborn cameos?

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

The thread isn't filled with screencaps of the developers being complete and utter assholes to purchasers
steamcommunity.com/app/320240/discussions/0/2579854400752216871/
It starts on page 3, anons. It's there for you guys to weaponize until they give up.

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

mfw this game was being heavily shilled for weeks on Holla Forums a good while ago
I feel nothing but smug since I knew it would end this way.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

All it needs now is lootboxes and we will have the end game of video games.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

They see an original game they really wanna play so they decide to give it money thinking "this time it's going to be different". Desperation and gullibility.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

That would be funny.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

Collectors who specifically want items for their reselling value deserve to be jewed.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Everyone knows the developers are complete shitheads

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

A community manager is again on the case, fixing things and making everything better.

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

I'm not sure it was "shilled", it had some interesting concepts for gameplay and was somewhat fun at a time. For your standard "open world survival crafting" game, it was quite good since the gameplay itself had some depth, everything served a purpose, there were quite a lot of ways to do stuff and play the game as well as crafting not being that obnoxious.

However it did have quite a lot of fucking problems even there.
Duct Tape (much like Fallout 4) is this material that's needed for just about everything and you never find enough of it.
Items were colored either grey or blue in your inventory, blue being "usable" items, but other than that it was a chore looking for food or water in your inventory when grenades and gizmos followed the same color scheme.

The idea of drugs making you happy and later in the game every source of water being contaminated was pretty great. You needed to drink but unless you find clean sources, you're gonna be high all the time.

However they never explained what happens if you stay drugged for too long or why it would even be inconvenient or dangerous at all.
And the concept is badly used too.

In the opening you have a bunch of people eating candies from a pinhata, until the drugs wear off and you see they are just eating dead rats. You'd expect the game to go with this and show you a devastated landscape when you're clean but a wonderfull land when you're on drugs, but this isn't what happens at all, it's just a color filter on your camera. Shitty places\people still look shitty and pretty places still looked pretty even when "Downed".

The saddest part of We Happy Few (ironically enough) is that there was a very interesting idea about a world of people lying to their own senses with a drug to keep them happy.
And this could be implemented far more for visuals and gameplay but it wasn't, except for a few side-quests where you can only see a few strange things when on drugs.

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

battleborn ads that pop up mid-gameplay

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

"Hey, I see you like a game about being drugged all the time to induce happiness!"
"Why don't you try a game you can only enjoy if you're on drugs?"

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

"Why don't you try a game you can only enjoy if you're on drugs?"
Literally all games
If im not high I cant get into games, it sucks because I was flat addicted as a kid.

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

revenue

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

Slim pickings for what you get for your $150, too. Half the items are printed and I guarantee the clock and mask are tiny as hell. A wearable mask, for example, would be a better item to pack in there, but gotta Jew fast, right?

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

I'm pretty much addicted to flat kids myself, if you know what I mean. :^)

You can compare their size to the vinyl there, the mask looks the right size to actually wear it, the clock seems kinda short though.
Still, 150$? Collector Editions for a game without an established IP, fanbase or following cult is pretty stupid.

David Miller
David Miller

$150 special edition
game not included
this isn't mere jewery
IT'S ART

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Andromeda is art too now?

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Have a better resolution.
Gotta say, that vinyl is tickling my nostalgia, but fuck me if it's worth even a dime.
Definitely pirate this garbage if you eeven consider playing it.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

Most people buy these collectors editions for the plastic crap anyway.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Game was bought out to be neutered politically and ideologically.

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

gotta Jew fast, right?

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

Vinyl
I might not be enough of an audiophile to completely understand this, but isn't the reason why Vinyl is preferred by audiophiles because some fidelity was lost in the conversion process from analogue media to digital media? So basically anything new made on vinyl is not necessarily going to be superior to if it were just a CD or an .mp3?

If so, what amazingly stupid fucking hipsterdom. I know it's a trendy fad, but it's really fucking retarded.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Aren't audiophiles the same stupid fucks that pay outrageous prices for "quality" cables that nobody was actually able to prove are superior to their $10 counterparts?

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

The only loss is how many little levels the audio has to be binned into, as digital requires discrete levels. It's something I doubt you'd hear because the amount of bins is somewhere in the order of 16 million, so if you can hear that the sound AT A GIVEN INSTANT is one 16 millionth too soft, good luck to you.

t. did some DSP at College

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

You can still get new records that have high fidelity, it just depends on how it was recorded really. It all comes down to the source. Things like electronic music though are pretty obviously not gonna be any better on vinyl than CD.

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

What depth? When it was first accessible to pirate all I remember of it was half-assed fetch quests and half-assed stealth. About all that was interesting were those drugged side quests. Felt like an even emptier Bethesda game to me.

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

Thanks.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

There were a bunch of trinkets to help with stealth, loads of traps to use, tools to bypass security, clothing wasn't just armor, it had different perks that made different types of armor useful in different situations.

I liked the oppressive idea of being in a world where you don't fit anywhere full of people that will try to kill you the second they notice you're an outsider. Hiding out in the underground for the night or to store your stuff, breaking into someone's house, killing them and sleeping there when you're too far away was neat too.

The game did manage to make it feel quite oppressive to the player with mechanics, story, ambient and characters.
I only wish Joy affected the game far more and that containers respawned their contents after a while so you wouldn't just run out of supplies all the time.

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

People still fund anything on kikestarter

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

The owner and head of the studio is sperging out on the forums. Literally calling people out for having private profiles and disregarding them for not being enough of a good goy on steam. archive.fo/5RNsC

You couldn't make this shit up.

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

Is it me or is it just weird that collectors edition started to become figurines or swagbags?

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

To be fair, this is the better way to release special editions when it's a new game not part of a series. Who is a fan? Nobody… yet. You have to try the game before you become a fan and desire extras, right? Something like Final Fantasy special editions will sell because they have en established fanbase and history of games. People will want that shit on day one. But not for a new game, or at least they shouldn't be that fucking overhyped faggots.

So I totally get not including the game which would just make it more expensive and the person buying it will likely already own the game. This practice is actually consumer conscious, not semetic.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

steamforum users not sucking the Devs cock
When did that start happening?

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

People have always complained on the steamusers forums. Big controversies come over the fact that Devs spend all their time policing negative comments on steam instead of fixing their broken shit.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Dear Level 0 Steam troll
Damn, straight to name calling. Someone have some dirt on you? Just mention how they didn't buy games on steam, or participate in the steam card market!

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

dev gets passive agressive
Looks like the studio and Gearbox were meant for each other.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

webm won't work. I'm not downloading software to reduce its size, sorry.

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

go fuck yourself and leave this site

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

jimquisition

James Butler
James Butler

Are you telling me it's not?
You don't have game that shit without it ironically becoming art

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

MEA was art until they started to patch it.

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

He's a cuck

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

Is there any other game where there is an Autistic Main Character other than MGS3
There is at the very least no other game with a female Autist MC

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

A lot of the Neptunia cast are autistic for sure.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

You can play a full fledged autist in devil survivor 2

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

Th-thanks.

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

Gave me a good chuckle, thanks user.

I know it's fun to shit on things, and this game and Gearbox deserve it more than others, but let's not cherry pick. Pic related.

archive.fo/dxKVp

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

game not included
propaganda posters included

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Bet you neither kid is his.

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

4454

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

why are you mad you stupid goys?
we just hooked up with a crooked publisher known for shady deals and lack of scruples
and jacked the price of the game to $60 with nothing to show for it
I get to be mad at you and call you names because it's the Canadian taxpayer that gives me shekels
and no one is asking them for their opinions on anything
Canada, a magical place in dire need of a nuke.

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

steamcommunity.com/app/320240/discussions/0/2579854400752216871/
14 pages of entertainment
Thank you based geerbux

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

What was the first game that had a collector's edition without a game? I remember ME:A and before that… Battlefield 1, no?

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Wolfenstein TNO?

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

*reasonable argument made without name-calling or similar rudeness*
"hurr u don't like it must be a troll!"

"Troll" and "entitled" have lost all meaning by now, same as "nazi".

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

90% sure this is what's happening, they fucked up financially and went crying to publishers for help.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

EC direct Youtube link

Kill yourself my man.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

He actually linked to it.
He did it.
What an absolute faggot.

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

excuse my ignorance, why am i a faggot?

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

Stop baiting, you're shit at it.

Brody Long
Brody Long

just like they did when they stole the concept for Borderlands from those college students
Say what?

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

It's not stealing if it wasn't copyrighted, goys :)

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

They basically stole the idea of Borderlands and the general art direction from some 3D short movie someone made in college.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

The intro and artstyle of Borderlands has been ripped off from that embed video, literally ripped it off for Borderlands 2's intro 1:1.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

Got any source on this or is it just conjecture?

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

The game was a pile of shit already. The standard survival&crafting game you see by dozens in early access.

It's gonna get better now lol

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

Do you have a pair of working eyes? Play the borderlands intros and that video next to each other

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

pair of working eyes
TO ALL YOU FINE DANDIES SO PROUD, SO COCKSURE PRANCING ABOUT WITH YOUR HEAD FULL OF EYES, COME AND GET ME I SAY

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

It's 2017, we live in a "post-truth" world, it's fair to say that the video game industry is in a "post-vidya" phase.

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

They actually even stole the explosion crazed loli.

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

what the fucks a post-truth

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

Moral relativity taken to extreme.
All Asian ethnic groups, and Jews practice it to the extent where it's bad to cheat your own (family, tribe, nation), but outsiders (other ethnic/religious group) is fair game for scam, usury and such.
Now moral relativism was given to whites (they used to have unique compassion for members of the outgroup, but that was eroded along with western morality) who don't have that limitation, so "whatever makes me feel good, is good" is the default

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

"we promise to do thing so pls vote for us/buy our product"
"actually we're not going to do thing, but thank you for your support"
And then no one is either surprised or outraged.
That's a post-truth.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

13284724
I see, so basically 2+2=5

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

Thanks for your insight, user. I was initially interested in this game until I found out it was a survival/crafting game. I intended to pick it up if it went on sale or just pirate it if a newer update looked promising enough. The aesthetic and theming of it made it look interesting enough to at least try it, but now I'm glad I never wasted the time.

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

I'll still give it a pirate since I last tried it way back, when it was just a beta. Dunno how it looks right now, maybe most of this stuff is fixed. It might be worth some time.
However seeing this thread, yeah not worth the money. Not even 30$, let alone 60$.

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

Nothing wrong with adding a downloadable code.

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

You know what post-modernism is? The idea that things don't have an intrinsic value to themselves since everything is constantly changing?
It's the same for Truth. Nothing is ever true or false since everything is always changing.
There's some philosophical wax we can burn talking about this, it's not really that black and white, but in terms of it's current use? It's a fucking joke.

They say they are left or right aligned but when confronted with their actions or words and how it doesn't line up with that side of politics, they'll say that being left or right is being redefined.

They say they are one of the 900 genders and when confronted will chromosses they'll argue that the concept of gender is changing, or that "man" and "woman" now mean different things or that gender and sex are different things, etc.

No, it's more like 2 + 2 = man, who knows. I mean, what's a number really? Are we really summing or subtracting negatively? If you multiplied this by zero it wouldn't mean anything anyway, right? Or would it?

I don't think "game not included" means that, and even then the point of buying a physical copy is to have a physical copy you can put on a shelf.

Luke Price
Luke Price

"Why don't you try a game you can only enjoy if you're on drugs?"
Is it real life?

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

post-truth world
Holy fucking shit, it's actually real. Jesus Christ.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Remember that Slate article about how we should stop using facts in a debate but instead appeal to the emotions? It was written by someone who worked for Snopes. Now they're pushing for that "post-truth" shit because they refuse to believe that their candidate lost the election.

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Remember that Slate article about how we should stop using facts in a debate but instead appeal to the emotions?
But that's what you're supposed to do in democracy and the West in general.
I don't understand what's so bad in following the winning strategy in a given system.

Jack Long
Jack Long

It's what you're supposed to do anywhere, anytime and to anyone. It's how you argue at all.
What they are asking for is literally a fallacy:
utminers.utep.edu/omwilliamson/ENGL1311/fallacies.htm
Number 5 right there, The Affective Fallacy:
"A fallacy of Pathos, that one's emotions, urges or "feelings" are innate and in every case self-validating, autonomous, and above any human intent or act of will (one's own or others'), and are thus immune to challenge or critique."

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

game that starts off with a great impression, the idea of living through an interactive 1984/Brave New World setting with a stealth system of "hiding in plain sight"
<"haha get hecking trickboozled son, welcome to SurvivalCrafter Game #394892 complete with pages, tabs and windows chockfull of crafting materials, tools and inventory systems complete with weapons that break after one hit, thirty gorillion need bars that need to be filled every two minutes, what do you mean it gets in the way of enjoying the setting and it's not the original sales pitch? can't you see it's truly REALISTIC and IMMERSIVE that way? :^)"
people get rightfully fucking mad at this disgusting display of deception, and instead of truly fixing it, they side with gearbox
and fuck it up even further with pre-ordering, season pass and dlc bullshitery

God damn, I really wanted this game to be what it initially stated it wanted to be but it only got bad and then worse, fuck this shit.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

I just want to point out that, had they removed the "thirty gorillion need bars that need to be filled every two minutes", you'd be left with a walking simulator.
And if they gave you guns instead to solve your problems, it'd be a generic shooter.

There's a reason those bars are there, and the crafting is only as obnoxious as you want it to be, compared to the usual shitfest that these games tend to be.

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Your dubs ring true, but I feel obliged to point out that Pathologic did some of the things you mentioned and it's one hell of a classic. It's all in the execution, as always.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Level 0 troll

Zachary James
Zachary James

Not just a fallacy but that is part of why we are in this mess. People react with their feelings about those poor people living somewhere else so they end up doing "charity" that makes it worse. Or they react overly strongly to an attack instead of just "lets shore up our borders and get the foreigners out" and decide to bomb some middle eastern country.

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

But that's the problem, the initial presentation of the game didn't even hint that it would be a survival crafter of any kind, it was all about trying to get around big brother and slowly but surely unravelling the conspiracy and probably finding a way to either escape the dystopia or undoing the blindfold on people's eyes to witness what truly is happening.

It was supposed to be around trying not only to hide in conventional means, but also to do so "in plain sight", to manage the suspicion you raise on people, to see if you could hold a ruse to get around the game's levels, or even coax people into letting on a bit more than they care to admit to know, or maybe even a direct confrontation with the big brother entity if you managed your playstyle correctly.

My problem isn't just "being a survival crafter", some games pull it off to great effect, my complain is that this game didn't hinted at and certainly didn't need that kind of system, especially in the way they so sloppily executed it. The hook was already solid and kept me interested, but they fumbled the ball instead.

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

I'm pretty sure the trailer shows some crafting or the player gathering shit and storing it for later.
You're also talking about the story, lore, ideas, etc, not gameplay.
How exactly did you expect this to go? Just walk around, find a new suit to blend in a different area, find a new tool that opens another door and do this until you reached the end?
That's what a walking simulator is like.

Again, there's a reason those bars are there, I can tell you about them in detail, but already said a good example: Pathologic also has those bars and uses them to create an oppressive atmosphere and gameplay where you don't just hop around between quest objectives and instead must use your wits to actually survive.

It was supposed to be around trying not only to hide in conventional means, but also to do so "in plain sight", to manage the suspicion you raise on people
That's in the game. Different types of clothing help you blend among different people, but they might not be the best for combat or hold as many items\weapons, while utility\defense suits are more suspicous (but also last longer).
If you're well dressed or on Joy, the Downers will suspect and eventually attack you. If you're on joy, the local residents don't mind you much and you can even sprint around if high enough.

this game didn't hinted at
I'm sure there have been a lot of trailers, gameplay videos and forum posts about those systems user. A marketing campaign isn't the best way to get information about a game.

certainly didn't need that kind of system
It does need it, actually. With out it, you'd just breeze about oblivious to everything around you and the world would just be a landscape where you walk around, not something you interact with. It helps with the atmosphere a lot and ties into the story quite well.

Needs are somewhat harder to meet in the first islands since resources are crappy and somewhat rare, but once you unlock a safehouse and the ability to rest or a water fountain, it's a lot more manageable to the point you get a lot of free time to progress into the story. Just play long enough to reach that point first.

When you reach the second island, water isn't an issue anymore, there's tons of free sources around. The problem is that they are all contaminated and this ties story and gameplay very well. Because you need to drink, you'll either end up doing Joy or you'll have an extra hard time getting clean water, all showing what it'd be like to live in a country where the government laces the water of it's citizens with chemicals.

Food and rest also become easier to get since there are confortable and well stocked houses everywhere, but these have more people and security inside of it. You can rob them if you have no morals and can bypass security, earning a larger reward but with a bigger risk.

You still get the whole story about evading Big Brother, chemically doped population, unveiling it all, etc. You just have an extra element to care about that contributes to the setting and atmosphere and introduces many more decisions, gameplay and situations than just running around collecting keys\suits and solving the mystery.
Seriously, think for a bit what the game would be like whithout those elements.

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

all showing what it'd be like to live in a country where the government laces the water of it's citizens with chemicals.
Yes, noone is familiar with this in real life at all.

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

no, i mean appealing to emotions is how you win in the West, appeal to emotions as half of the audience in politics will be women, the other will be eunuchs.
Instead of talking about refugee crimes and rapes, just tell women the government is evil for stealing "elites" from poor countries and putting them into camps instead of giving those poor blacks a chance to improve their own country that whites look out to keep down.

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

This is some advanced kikery right here.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

but let's not cherry pick. Pic related.

"Oh sorry I now see that you've spent enough shekels and are no longer anonymous. Your opinion is now valid and I apologise."

Yeah, not seeing what you're getting at here m8y.

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

Putting everyone in one steam thread so they could ignore it and keep making the game worse
If these idiots put up with the crap anymore, they have stockholm syndrome.

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

You know what burns me the most with this game is how they have some good potential here. I like the idea of the setting, I love the figure of Uncle Jack showing up as a voice or live-action TV broadcasts. I just wish it wasn't procedurally generated.

I feel it would have been much better if it was one very well crafted area, like the city in Pathologic. It's sttatic but there is a shitload of things in there that are hidden away and little details here and there. They could keep the stupid wilderness survival bullshit and randomize that, but the town itself should remain the same so they could up the amount of polish in there with better interactions and character scripting instead of making everything generic so nothing could accidentally break character interactions.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Huh huh you seem to raise a good point but i noticed you had a level 0 steam account so that cancels out you're opinion.

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

that oversized kipa
Wew

John Myers
John Myers

Why would you ever, willingly, align yourself with Gearbox?

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

$150
You get a box, some paper, a lamp, a small probably plastic mask, and a vinyl.
Still got to pay $60 for THE GAME
Its not even so popular to deserve this. I wonder if Gearbox just wants to kill other companies out of spite.

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

For all the Battleborn porn Randy commissions

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

Just saying "if you want to make fun of something do it properly". This way people can't accuse you of taking shit out of context and you won't be caught with your pants down.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

I wonder if Gearbox just wants to kill other companies out of spite.
It must be fun actively killing video games.

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

So what he's saying is gearbox didn't tell them to up the price, add a season pass, and DLC, they did and would've done it regardless? Is that what he's saying?

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

Randy and his shit company are a kiss of death to anyone foolish enough to trust them.

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

game not included
So it's a walking simulator?

Also, for a world that has outlawed negative emotions and forces people to be happy, those propaganda posters look awfully dark and sinister

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

It's one thing to know the concept, it's another to experience it or have it be something you have to keep in mind during decision-making.
Check out Germany and oxytocin :^)

Greeks actually had long debates about that sort of thing. That it'd be manipulation and not rhetoric anymore, that it's highly immoral to argue like that, especially if you do it knowingly and willingly.

But politicians are elected by the people and therefore you get the politicians you deserve.

The game is only partially RNG for generation. The first islands all have a particular theme and you can find the same interesting zones in mostly the same order. It's not so much RNG but more like set pieces cobbled together to make a whole island, each piece hand craft.

I like the concept actually, it helps with replayability (something the game was going for) and exploring is a bit more fun when you don't know what you're gonna find or can just follow a guide with directions.

At the same time, I get to enjoy locations that were hand-crafted to fit that place, like the haunted mansion or the Yam Cliff, something I doubt I'd find in pure RNG created worlds.

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

Rhetoric DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE.
It's by design, stop trying to use morally correct methods which don't work, out manipulate your opponents. And once you've seized whatever you're fighting for try to revert to the good ways, provided you still remember how
Modern education is a scam which raises absolute retards who are also led to believe they're all "independent, critical thinkers" who cannot comprehend idea other than theirs.
Then the same retards go to vote on whoever on the TV/Faceberg/twattor tells them to.

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

You can't debate leftists and you can't appeal to their emotions no more than you can talk the likes of ISIS down. They are fanatics and the only way to stop them is to kill enough of them to rob them of their positions of power.

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

GAME NO INCLUDED

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

Ends don't justify the means and you'd just be proving that their way of arguing is the right one anyway, if you only get results arguing the same way.
If reason and logic does not work, then they are beyond saving. Just leave it to Nature to kill them and let Darwin sort them out.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

Ends don't justify the means
Smart people play the morality game when their opponents are dead and buried.

Just leave it to Nature to kill them and let Darwin sort them out.
Yeah, no fucking luck on that front. They're going to doom us all before they die like the vermin they are.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

$150 collectors edition
Doesn't come with the game

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

The Collector’s Set will run for $149.99,

Why?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

GAME NOT INCLUDED

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

THE LEVELS OF JEWRY ARE RIVALING THOSE OF TRIPLE A DEVS. SO MUCH POWER!

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

Depends on the mastering and the source. You're not gonna get anything out of vinyl if you just "press" digital files on it. If you wanna go all analogue you have to use tape or vinyl, all analogue is something that barely happens now a days. So to sum it up, only LPs worth having or using are those from the 80's and before.

There a handful of bands that do put effort into their vinyl editions of album, like adding extra shit, using a special mastering etc. But that too seems to get rare because hipsters just buy this shit blindly.

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Thanks for promoting this game with your shitty duck meme, Vinesauce.

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Yes, basically.

Christian King
Christian King

I never heard of the game before. Are they trying to be like bioshock? This video gives me that bioshock vibe.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

Smart people play the morality game when there's no need to play anymore
That's not only not very smart of you, you already lost the morality game if that's how you think.

They're going to doom us all before they die like the vermin they are.
Sez you. I got all the games I need in terms of my hobby covered, I have an assured place in my job anyway since I wasn't dumb and invested in an engineering degree and I'm too woke to fall for shallow bitches that will only show affection for my wallet.

It's well known that women are not happier with all the freedom they got, that niggers still do shitty jobs and bankrupt companies doing so, especially media, and every place taking migrants by the buttload is imploding.
The whole world is burning right on the Problematic Safe Spaces and I'm quite happy in my little hole.

I'm sure a lot of Anons have their backlog too, some close friends, a house far away from this shit and a nice beer to see the amazing spectacle that is the world burning.

Save your energy for now, we're gonna be the ones teaching our children how to rebuilt it.

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

cables
You have no idea what realm we're about to enter…

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

Post the one with crystal shit.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

If you mean because of the artstyle or because of the "blending in with the crowd" that was horribly attempted in Bioshock Infinite, it has nothing to do with those games.
Please don't make shallow comparisons made solely on what something looks like.

David Bell
David Bell

game not included
dev going insane over criticism

every time shit like this happens i nut

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

all these newfags sapmming 'le game not included' like this is something new

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

$150 collector's pack
No game
You tell me.

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

While the trailer looks like Bioshock, in truth its a kickstarter, early access, pre-order, DLC/Season pass, overpriced, open world, survival game.

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

The Camera,the way the game interacts with things,the art style,the false choice.

It jumped out at me like that with that censoring machine.

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

It happens every month.
I wonder how Friday the 13th is doing now?

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

So is it a miss print or…?

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

so… im sure i forgot some details but basically:
its an overpriced early access kickstarter pre-order dlc indie pseudo randomly generated permadeath almost open world survival crafting stealth dystopian clown horror fps

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

I don't care. I'll never buy it. I'll never play it. I haven't bought a new game (as in, in any capacity that a developer/publisher sees a dime of my money) in probably four years now. Steam is run by the kikey-est of kikes this side of Markstein. Who fucking cares. Fuck gearbox. Borderlands 1 and 2 were AIDs incarnate.

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

No.
Selling 150$+ boxes with cheap, chinese plastic and no game is all the rage now.

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

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Thanks for the hellish info Satan.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

ayy

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

It's first person, dunno what you mean with the camera. Every first person game uses the same camera.

the way the game interacts with things
Is the same for every FPS. Do you actually play videogames?

the art style
That I'll agree, but please don't be one of those fools that's easily bamboozled by the artstyle…

the false choice
There's no false choice, it's a cinematic only. At least they are honest about it.

It jumped out at me like that with that censoring machine.
At least that part lets you do different things with it unlike Bioshock…

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

You're welcome.

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

user, the whole point of the thread is to laugh at another developer that is so infantile he can't keep enough composure to not embarrass himself online. I can't imagine what hell it must be to work for these people, on top of Gearbox.

Jayden Evans
Jayden Evans

Canada
Montreal in particular

CUCKNADA
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That whole festering tumor of a country needs gassed and gassed hard. Alberta and Yukon can stay, those two are 10/10 breddy guud places though

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

So there's a demographic more gullible than Star Citizen backers?

Is that some voodoo shit to keep the bad juju away or something?

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

Good old video games.

Jayden White
Jayden White

SC backers and audiophiles are on the same level pretty much, it makes no difference whether you throw thousands at a impossible to make videogame or expensive equipment snake oil to improve audio quality on a level human can't percieve.

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

For the record I'm not saying it was Jews…

But it was probably Jews.

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

Spending money on cables that aren't going to transmit frequencies beyond 22 kHz
My sides

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

Christ, all i want is a disc/cartridge, a box and a manual, but the industry keeps exaggerating this shit a lot.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

This is why civilization is on a one way trip back to the dark ages. It is history repeating itself.
Dark Ages" is a historical periodization traditionally referring to the Middle Ages. It emphasizes the demographic, cultural and economic deterioration that supposedly occurred in Western Europe following the decline of the Roman Empire, and the relative scarcity of written records from the period.

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

Save your energy for now, we're gonna be the ones teaching our children how to rebuilt it.
If theres anyone or anything to rebuild at all.
And demographics are a thing, unfortunately.
Just be careful with the "waiting and lenience" game or you might reach the point of no return
technology can do wonderful things in the right hands, especially when power is in question

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

LEAVE GEARBOX ALONE SHE'S A HUMAN BEING

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

Japs do some cool special editions with art books and drama CDs.

The West throws in some plastic shit.

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

CE have split off into two things:
- A game/console with a limited print run that will have the people tripping themselves to give money out to you

- An excuse to produce absolute shit nobody wants or cares about, but will buy if it's in a ce

See: gaystation and the WE WUZ ASSASSINS N SHIEET

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

sold their soul to gaykikes
And the fire rises.

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

game not included
tfw I live in a time where you can actually give money to get a thing only for a clause saying that I paid money to not get the thing

Am I truly living the ancap memes?

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

calling it a kipa
showing weakness to goyim

SHUT IT DOWN

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

people buy these things
Were overpriced headphones not enough?

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Audiophiles are not smart

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

that ending
This is perfect.

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Member, the best part was the one where they, after their ripoff being discovered, reached out to the makers of Codehunters with some vague promises about "working together" and strung them along for a few months this way.
They did this a second time literally copying shit from another artist for the BL2 handbook.
archive.fo/6nzj0

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Would be funny if they only put the nonsense reddit audiophiles do in the anime instead of intermixing it with something that's actually helpful like a gold cable. although looking at the cable it's actually covered in a textile instead of rubber so it probably has shit isolation anyway

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

This is the single biggest confusing thing to me, honestly.

It's like the devs did absolutely no research or just didn't give a fuck.

Either way, it's the kiss of death for that game.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

gearbox was probably the first to come knocking and these guys dropped their pants and bent over at the first whiff of a major publisher

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

Gold is a meme, it has more resistance than copper or silver, silver is the best material for the wire if you absolutely need the thinnest wires, but it's way more expensive than copper, the only good bit of gold is for plating the terminals because it doesn't oxidize.

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

calling a faggot cross and line on the lip "warpaint"
not using blood from your fallen enemies as your warpain
God damn faggot. He surely has a punchable face.
Nice dubs.
Do you think /mu/ will like this?

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

More important question is why do you care what other people do with their time and money, so much so that it's actually making you mad?

Let it be, user. Let it be. There will be an Answer.

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

Just ignore it
Even if it affects you why do you care
Yea fuck caring about something, just let everything be XD y so mad haha

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

Game not included
I thought this was some bad kikery/joke move from EA with their Battlefield 1 (((collectors set))) and now other publishers are going to pull this shit? Jesus christ…

Luke James
Luke James

Game not included
mfw

several borderlands characters and traits are ripped off from this short
Fuck Cuckbox, fuck every single one of them, especially Pitchford
How does this joke of a company hasn't already bankrupted?

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

(checked)
I don't really understand, but if it was done on purpose, it must be awesome somehow!
source? this looks interesting

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

What's were they thinking? The devs I mean.

James James
James James

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They’re a good team who care a lot about the game and our team. They’re doing their best. If you guys want to direct your anger and frustration with them, you can do it here. Please keep in mind that we (Compulsion Games) look after this forum, so if you’d prefer to complain to them directly, you’ll need to do that elsewhere.
They're a good team who care a lot about the game
They’re doing their best.
DLC, Season Pass, Increased price and more!
I am loss at words.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

All Asian ethnic groups
Koreans Chinese, Thai and phillipinos are not ALL Asian ethnic groups.

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

It's always happened, Steam just let's developers prune negative feedback from their forums.
Which is why Forum mods should NEVER be allowed to be affiliated with the company.

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

If Gearbox manages to pull a Skullgirls on this I'm going to shit my pants.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

the game was in development for years, probably ran out of kickstarter money and it wasn't selling too good on steam

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

Who wants to bet that they will add Handsome Jack's mask to the game now?

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

Yeah tried to ignore normalfags. Doesn't work THEY ARE LEGION.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

If this shit uploads you're a lazy faggot. This is all you had to do. youtube-dl -f 160+139 youtube.com/watch?v=9m0OOurtOj8
You should still off yourself for watching him though.

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

crowd-funding is attractive to people because it circumvents publisher interference and money-grubbing
crowd-funded game partners up with a publisher and doubles the price
not expecting backlash

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Game was shit the moment they revealed it to be open world survival crafting faggotry. Gearbox can't ruin it further.

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

not the ten dollar whore

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

Gold is more conductive than copper silly.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

I still wonder how the fucked up the release of world tour so badly. They already had megaton edition, but then they wanted to release their own version that came with less overall content and a less quality port. They even removed mod support in World tour to try and sell more dlc levels. Then the supposed levels made by the original creator were not even made by him. Most of the levels were auto-generated and slightly changed by an intern if I remember right.

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

They already had megaton edition
Legally, they didn't.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

REMEMBER TO SUPPORT THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY :^))^) YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE BASED DEVS AND PUBLISHERS TO LIVE IN THE STREETS RIGHT YOU FUCKING GOYIM ;^)

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

I know the legality, but the whole thing was retarded how aggressively they went after the original release and any attempts to port the other Duke Nukem games just for a shittier version. They make duke spout memes, bazinga, and even talk shit about how bad misogyny is.

James Perry
James Perry

It isn't
radio-electronics.com/info/formulae/resistance/resistivity-table.php

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

Well what the fuck did you expect them to do after they realized they were actually barely getting money because of their contract with Devolver?
Do you not remember when they fucking pestered steam for months to take megaton edition away from everyone?

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

On the contrary. I know a nice little camp where we ought to… Concentrate all these devs. They even get free showers!

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

Then the supposed levels made by the original creator were not even made by him. Most of the levels were auto-generated and slightly changed by an intern if I remember right.
Do you not remember when they fucking pestered steam for months to take megaton edition away from everyone?
Shit, I don't remember any of this. Do we have links? I got Megaton Edition back in the day, how would they have tried to take that out of my library?

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

how would they have tried to take that out of my library?
Void your steam key.

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

Front page on Steam running entirely negative. Even Steam users are waking up.

Chase King
Chase King

Cross fingers and hope that steam doesn't allow them to just mass delete reviews.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

inb4 crowbcat video

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

Know shitloads of people like this despite attempts at educating them
Wound up cutting them off months ago
Fast forward to now, Feel a shitload better
Should've done this sooner

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

Wut?!
mexican store
1200 tacos
Ayyy guey

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

Akiba's Trip: The Animation.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

jej

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

Producer at Sega told him to take the Gearbox deal.

RED FLAG

The Quebec fag is obviously lying and full of shit at this point. Would Sega really advise another publisher to go with Gearbox after Gearbox stole embezzled money from them?

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

Another developer I mean. Fuck

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

(Checked)
Betacuck shit developer detected.

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Game not included

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

sega
shitposting and baiting
indie took the bait

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Producer at Sega told him to take the Gearbox deal

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

Someone tell sega, they are gonna be SO mad.

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

Vinyl
It's like they knew the people buying this game were hipsters.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

Producer at Sega told him to take the Gearbox deal
Oh shit, can someone please investigate this, we have to see where this goes. Potentially really lol material.

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

is that danny devito?

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

John Belushi. Animal House.

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

This is the definition of "taking too long to tell the joke". Any western media that takes 2 fucking minutes to say "audiophiles are retards" would be reamed for it. The equivalent of taking ten minutes to tell a knock-knock joke.

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

I really dont get the whole "collectors set" at launch thing. I mean what if you dont like the game ? Then you are stuck with a whole bunch of shit from a game you don't even like ??

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

I phoned the Producer at Sega that was in charge of Colonial Marines and actually got a debrief from the one person in the world who had the most reason to dislike Gearbox before taking the deal.
He felt the deal terms were developer friendly, and advised me to take it.
Shitpost master.

Gearbox also made Borderlands 2, which - to the best of my knowledge - is one of the all-time best rated games on Steam.
Not too difficult to send this much of a cuck into the slaughterhouse.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

Well, the guy is Canadian.

I also find it odd that he'd somehow have the producer at Sega in charge of working with Gearbox on his speed dial. And more than that, I find it unlikely that the Sega producer who worked with Gearbox on ACM still has a job.

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Better than a single mother at least. (even if the kids aren't his.)

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

Its a weekly anime, 80-100% of the episode is filler

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

Guy probably has legit assburgers and didn't catch the JESUS NIGGA DON'T MAKE A DEAL WITH GEARBOX cues the Sony guy gave him.
Game dev isn't exactly a large scene and unless these guys were on a first name basis, talking frankly and bad mouthing Gearbox could've put the other guy in hot water down the road.

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

Producer at Sega told him to take the Gearbox deal
Something is amiss here.

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

You direct linked to EC

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

What?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens:_Colonial_Marines
Developer(s) Gearbox Software
Producer(s) Brian Burleson
Senior Producer at Gearbox Software

He just asked a guy high up in Gearbox if Gearbox was good.. Holy hell, he's been bamboozled!

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

Holy fuck this.

Either he's been bamboozled, or he is lying to make himself look good. There is also a possibility that Randy Pitchford actually told him to say that.
"See, even Sega says it's a good deal!"

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Kek, is this shit for real?

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

This whole shitshow is entertaining, I'm sure he'll make up an excuse to justify this.

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

Game not included
Holy fuck, even kikes wouldn't try this.

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