What is your favorite banned video game?

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not blood?, not doom?, not postal 2?, not soldier of fortune? not counter strike?
are you a joke man?

atleast blazblue is a fighting game and the only other fighting game is injustice. but you prefer that over red dead redemption, mercenaries, vice city, or even dark souls?

Postal 1&2 and doom are pretty cool

Sadly, I haven't played any of those, except for Doom (Which I haven't played enough of to have an actual opinion on).

i highly recommend blood. vid related.
doom is fun but needs mods and configuration, im currently using gzdoom
postal 2 is fun to just fuck around in but isnt a serious shooter.
soldier of fortune is ok, still better than cod4
counter strike isnt worth getting into unless youre really into fps multiplayer.

i don't live in germany

Carmageddon was and still is my fucking jam. I think it was the first game I ever played that I could just let loose and feel the catharsis of simulated high-impact violence wash over me.

What, how?

Not just how, multiple levels of how.

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Get fucked. Guess this isn't surprising since Germany is the seat of the new caliphate.

No for real what the fuck

Postal 2
Soldier of Fortune: Payback
Condemned 2: Bloodshot
manhunt
Red Dead Redemption
dark souls
God of War
Catherine

Holy shit it blew my mind over some really good games there where.

O I am laffin

nintoddler please

I'm actually suprised Prototype is never on these lists. That game was exceedingly violent, there's even a scene where an infected baby is shown eating a baby, but its never brought up when people talk about this kind of stuff. Not saying it should be banned, just suprised it isn't.

If it was the actual Trading card game it'd be understandable since TCGs are a cancerous business model
Except this is a videogame about TCGs so that doesn't make sense

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It it's just a list of notable games, not all the games that were ever banned from each country.

Prototype is still one of the most satisfying sandboxes ever.

Three Sisters Story. I think one of them was 16 which is illegal here.

Banning and censorship never have anything to do with the content of the game and are always about whether or not the developer has paid the publication racket their protection money or not. They'd ban fucking Cooking Mama if they could get away with it.

No banned games in my cunt. Feels great

I'm glad your cunt is very open user

Me too

WTF I LOVE ISLAM NOW?!!

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Post cunt.

Really makes you think

This shit happened because a governor got salty about the game

What about that newest piece of shit ghost recon with the "totally not mexicans". That one is cool right?

Alright, here is what you need to know burgeranons. Every European country has a massive rise of Nationalist parties and the lefties are going fucking apeshit. Burgerlefties are acting as if nothing is happening in Europe and that everything is a beautiful multicultural loving society.

Wrong
We fucking hate the lefties and the absolute majority of people can't wait for the race war to begin. If there is anything we need to teach you is that you should never turn down a chance of beating up lefties and antifas. Sweden is forever lost though. It was the first casualty.

Pic related makes the commies in Europe piss themselves

I've heard good things about Sweden though. Aren't all the white men there fash as fuck at this point?

It's ok. The Swedish nationalists will just deploy the Golden One as a WMD to obliterate the country, and then they can rebuild from there.

Seventeen year old tits in 'The Guy Game' passes everyone's notice I see.

I chuckled.

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Gambling, apparently Pokemon means "I am Jewish", having 6-pointed stars and triangles present at all, etc.

Got a fatwa banning it completely, but they still sell the stuff nowadays.

Only if you played it so much that you have it memorized

Current governor doesnt give a shit

Undertale, because you sure as fuck can't discuss it here!

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How's that Blood source port coming along? I played Blood ages ago but I tried it again in DOSBox recently and couldn't get it to feel right so gave up.

You dont get banned for making an undertale thread, getting negative responses to something doesnt mean its banned. It was also discussed plenty when it came out and then it still had threads after discussion died that were nothing but porn and other bullshit

How badly do you actually want to discuss that game? My guess is not much, you just think you're being funny by complaining about it because you get your sense of humor from sitcoms.

the story is horseshit, but fuck story anyway. It's a fucking video game

It's a fight against time, if it takes too long all the people who don't want enriched will die off, and at the same time libshits and muds will reach voting age. At which point there will be no hope of recovering and anyone fighting back will just get beaten into submission and jailed.

How long do you think this has been going on? They only completely opened the floodgates recently but this shit has been happening for decades now. My country has its own mudshit political party that got political power solely because of mudshits voting them in during last election

lel what's that?

I can sort of see why these types of people would ban Postal, but why 2? Sure, it's violent, but the violence is too cartoony to take seriously. It's basically Itchy and Scratchy in video game form.

how can we have germany deleted. It's becoming apparent germans aren't responsible enough to handle their country yet

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Holla Forumstards ruin another thread. Big surprise.

That sound exactly what I would expect from Greece.

I didnt know quentin was greek

And yet the EU is more or less run by the German finance minister Wolfgang Schäuble via the Euro Group, where the finance minister of the EU bypass the EU processes and just sign legally binding contracts with one another behind closed doors.
My money says that the Germans are going to try some very very very dumb shit to stop Brexit or some retarded shit post Brexit like imposing a hard border between the Irelands that will ultimately cause enough chaos to render the Euro an unreliable currency and basically remove the real reason for staying in the European Union.


I was more talking about how they have a tendency to disregard dumb laws that don't suit them, as they should.

No amount of roids will ever fix his fetal alcohol syndrome.

Pilotwings. Fucking asshole politicians blaming it for all those murders.

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pilotwings did 9/11?

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No. All they achieved was getting some articles about them. Just take the Identitarian Movement of Austria (the guys with the boat that's supposed to catch refugees) for example, the Austrian press just straight up denies their existence, no one talks about them if they ever get an article about them it's like 10 lines long. I really hope that Germany won't re-elect Merkel but I have low hopes and if they really do it, Europe may be ruined forever. If Merkel becomes Chancellor again, the only way European countries can survive is by exiting the EU. (Sage for-off topic.)

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I have to say I'm a big fan of almost all the games on Saudi Arabia's list of banned games.

I didn't look at the list but Spec Ops: The Line.

I thought they recalled the game after that came out?

Source port? it's being redone on Java.

My knowledge of computers is shit but this sounds bad

it doesnt matters if the coder is good, it seems that we relate java whit bad coding because beginners generally code whit java, still i am talking out of my ass.

huh
only Pokemon TCG

I thought Ninja Gaiden would be banned or at least the mainline pokemon games

No wonder why Mark's a big Nintendo fan. :^)

Not that anything would had happened but it gave me good laugh.

IIRC it was because of the Colorless Type (AKA Normal and Dragon, until 2012 where Dragon got its own type), more specifically the symbol being a six-pointed star.

Practically any reference to WWII gets you banned in Germany. Not to mention that back then they replaced everything with robots (see: Contra)

hell yeah

Sounds like a pretty cool place.

Doesn't really matter since nobody in Greece can afford video games either way

Did she get nut up the ass? Or does she own the legendary self lubricating ass hole?

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Wholeheartedly disagree. To quote an user from the Postal 2 thread: Every action has a reaction, the AI responds to every such action, and every weapon is both creative and has its own use. There are various play styles to tackle to the game—Hell, stealth can even work in this game when it probably shouldn't —with numerous secrets and ways to efficiently get across town. The maps are so well designed with many routes and exits, allowing you to exploit them and figure out the best approach.

But you can't see her cunt.

The meaning of free speech has become lost. I still remember when I was a kid, being told that Westboro Baptist Church had a right to speak their mind no matter what I thought. That's stuck with me forever. Now, I don't think kids are learning that. I think they see free speech as an obstacle that can be bypassed. It's sick.

user, the rectum is self lubricating.

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Not nearly as much as the vagina.

I have autism

Sweden isn't as lost as Germany is.

You know, I've been to stores (Mostly pawn shops) where they actually have that for sale!

Blame decades of leftist infiltration of universities and public schools. Lefties training lefties to train more lefties, to the extent that now some of them are afraid of what they've spawned. You now have dumbass kids rioting in the streets, parroting the garbage they've been taught (white men are the devil and everything bad in history has been caused by them, the United States is an awful racist country and its founders don't deserve to be honored, whitewash (oh sorry, is that racist) history because muh feelings, destroy capitalism because communism will definitely work this time) and railing against "fascism," completely oblivious to the fact that they're the fascists in this scenario.

They also think that some people (namely, anyone to the right of fucking Stalin) don't deserve to have rights, especially free speech (mocking the concept all the way), because their line of thinking doesn't permit dissent. Also because their "logic" crumbles under even the tiniest scrutiny.

And let's not forget further ironies of using their right to free speech to protest free speech, or railing against capitalism by posting screeds on Twitter with their iPhones, probably drinking Starbucks lattes and wearing hipster fashion.

It would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking depressing. This is the world we live in, and I just want to play video games.

Thank god we still have the freedom to enjoy any game we want. For now, anyway.

Is it me, or does this webcomic's punchline backfire on itself?

Not that much, because Naughtydog are cucks who chose to signal against hatred for the sake of being "on the right side of history"

One of the founders is a Jew.
Last of us is directed by (((Neil Druckmann)))
The problem is worse than cuckoldry

Neither are lost, user. Both country can be saved, they just probably won't be.