I bet you forgot this was coming out

I bet you forgot this was coming out

Will it be good? Or will it have to be put down like an animal with rabiesget it? ?

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It would be cool if you played as Luigi and the point of the game was to catch the critters as they run from you. Like Luigi Mansion meets Ape Escape.

And if instead of taking them out of vacuum to put them in a machine that turns them into paintings, you took them out of vacuum to put them in a mchine that turns them into minced meat.

I've seen gameplay footage already; it's a turn-based strategy game, which isn't the sort of thing i'd be interested in.

Feeding them to piranha plants sounds nicer

Just make it similar to lemmings, except make herding them into death traps the goal rather than the loss condition.

You are onto something here user

If it weren't for the Rabbids and the shitty humour that comes with them, I'd get the game.
It looks genuinely fun, but the shitty rabbids piss me off more than minions, so it's a pass from me.

The concept alone is trash

XCOM 3 looks great!

Only children care about Mario or Rabbids.

It's just XCOM with Mario and Minions.

Would have been great if it was a crossover game with Ubisoft like with Square for Super Mario RPG but I don't think they have much to work with. Rayman would have been the obvious choice but the chose the bastard spawn of it instead. What else do they have left that they could use? Just Dance and Assassin's Creed seems about it. They could make original characters but I don't think they'd allow naked girl like in one of those french comics.

It looks like a better xcom game than nuxcom 2 was

So, a remastered Krusty's Fun House then?

/thread

I keep thinking this.
Although I'm not interested on it, I do hope it gets popular so it can rekindle an interest in strategy games (90's XCOM was only one in a sea of strategy games, 2013 XCOM was practically the only mainstream strategy game).
I'm sad Ubisoft will be the one making a profit from this, though.

Fire Emblem does it better.

I like where this thread is going. Luigi's Grody Gardening? The title needs work, but the concept is perfect.

How times have changed.
21 years ago it was Sonic 3D and Mario 64 coming out within two weeks of each other.

SAD

If it actually has a layer of difficulty to it and isn't trash I'll probably pick it up when it's cheap. That being said the rabbids part is seriously putting me off, people over the age of 4 who find them and minions funny are fucking retarded.
But there's no way they'll make it difficult, it's a kids game so it's probably trash.

I fucking want this.


It will suffer the fate of "no one bought it". It's too stupid for anyone to touch it and it'll flop via everyone forgetting it. It won't even be known as a bad game that was bought just for people to go "is it REALLY that bad?"

It'll be forgotten, which is the worst fate for a game.

What a stupid coincidence

m.youtube.com/watch?v=32TMPpm6HVk

I can't get over the fact one of the developers was crying tears of joy when Miyamoto himself was presenting it. It's making me not want to mock such an easy target.

I hate the fucking rabbids, but I love the idea of a tactical Mario game like Xcom. I'll probably get it because the gameplay itself looks fun.

buy your season passes goy

Fucking really? REALLY?!
Is this Nintendo DLC or Ubi DLC? Because one is definitely worse than the other, but both are pure shit.
Season Pass for this fucking game? Fuck it all.

Fuck, anons you accidentally'd a good game idea.
I want this.

That's a Tower Defense game.

This will never happen and even if it did it would usher in a new era of low effort garbage. Why would you ever want this?

No I didn't know it was already coming out. Though with the Switch's pathetic line up, it makes sense to release this turd as quickly as possible.

Stop it anons, before Nintendo steals this idea and makes Luigi Mansion X Rabbids

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Thats assuming there won't be a story that still shows the rabbids and mario working together, and that you won't be forced to use the rabbids in some way.

No Daisy no buy

True, it's impossible to know yet. I have my hopes up though. If it's like most games, 80+% of it you'll have access to the entire cast and will be able to choose who to use.

Pic unrelated.

I don't see a single redeeming characteristic to this game.

It will be your typical Ubishit game with "Nintendo's seal of quality". Will it flop? Maybe.

i still can't believe this happened

Nono, more of a puzzle method.

IE: critters are gonna go home, but you wanna funnel them into your meatgrinder/hungry creature pen/etc, so you have to reroute the way the critters go to successfully walk into your trap.

Just a reminder that game starved Switch users here will buy it, praise it and shill it here when its released.
Reminder that we will have a general of this garbage for 3 weeks after its released.

I wish the based user who created this webbum had included the two Nintendokikes actually defending this Ubikike garbage before I made the AMR2 reference.

Game will probably be legit good, but I don't trust Holla Forums since the samefag in here is disgusting,

Yup, and you reminded me I have this.

People didn't forget, they just didn't care.

But that's fine. Just spark people enough to reignite all the same shit as the day it was announced. Just as long as people are still talking about it, right?

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why does exist

It looks significantly better than expected, great attention to detail as well, environmental features play instruments synced with the music playing.

The second I can play as only Mario Characters I'm going to drop those little Shit Rabbids.


I think you're oversimplifying things, it's Xcom with a more cartoony approach to it's gameplay, things like bouncing and pushing enemies adding in another layer of tactical complexity through combos, as well as minus losing your soldiers and different goals but ways to achieve them. One video showed Mario getting batted away by a large enemy and winning the match, because they used Mario to bait the enemies attack which launched him into the objective.

Only on a surface level can you say it's Xcom with Mario and Minions, and for the most part it looks more enjoyable that Nu-Xcom.

bunny Peach is the only good thing to come from this. Not Rabbid Peach, but bunny Peach.

The real question is, why do I have a boner?

I've never played a rabbids game and I won't start now. Waiting for Samus Returns in September, then Mario Odyssey in October. I'm not so weak-willed that a drought of first party games will make me snatch up something like this.

Gonna save my money and buy Samus Returns instead. I'll pick this game up once it's $20 or less(which I imagine won't take very long)

Rabbids Go Home is legit underrated

Ive been waiting for bomberman to get to 20 bucks or less.

Goddamn buying a switch was a mistake.

It shames me to a great extent to find this attractive.

Because you're a furry or you haven't seen very much porn before

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I thought Nintendo games never had price drops? Or at least, very minor ones at most.

Is this like an American thing? We always get classics release of games where I live for like half price a year or two after they come out, but they don't have the original cover, or I think the slip is reverse able.

Raving Rabbids 2 was pretty good

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Thread Theme
Rabbids Go Home Music - Vagabontu Brass Band
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because you're 14 and puberty is just starting to kick in, so virtually anything can arouse you
go back to /fur/

Kill yourself.

I don't think rabbits can be niggers user

If memory serves me right, having at least one rabbid in your party is basically mandatory due to them having at least one important role that only they can full.

What about Tewi?

Nobody is going to buy this. The Rabbids game on Wii was quite popular with the casual crowd, but those people are not buying a Switch. They're still clinging to the Wii at this point and they're not likely to get a Switch. The Switch is starved, yes, but with Zeldo, Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8 re-release, and Mario Odyssey coming out in two months, people won't buy this. Yes, the library is limited, but the audience for this game does not exist anymore. Rabbids were a shitty fad from 2006 and died years ago. Ubisoft just doesn't realize that nobody cares about their shitty minions character enough to buy a Switch.

There's no porn yet of the girl in the opening cutscene yet, is there?

I don't really care about this.
Well I mean, I'd prefer it didn't exist but other than that I'd rather just play X-Com

I got the game for my nephews and niece and they played it for about an hour and never touched it again, I'm surprised it got so popular.

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TICC!

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Oh great, yet another thread we can't find on the catalog. As if the subject field would mean something to these literal retards.
Let's not forget that OP is a (1) and done.

You'd think these "Totally Normal Users" would have been weeded out by now.

Why does this game even exist?
Literally nobody gives a shit about notminions, should have just made a crossover with Sonic or something.

I don't think you'd have survived 4chan before a catalog existed if you can't handle shit like no subject on a thread in the catalog. (1) and done is a non-issue people are only aware of because of thread IDs

had to include a strong independent lesbian in there somewhere, huh ubisoft?

There are too many mushrooms in her room for her to be a lesbian, user.

No

I'd love to see some source on that.

At first it was a failed version of the minions (before Jewniversal) it was later popularized by tf2 gmod mashitnimas, only the music though The only rabbids videos that reached more than 10k, were the shitpost soundtracks But then surprise surprise! Despicable Me took over.

Shit waifu confirmed

Nope, you have to have at least one Rabbid and Mario himself in the party, no all Mario or all Rabbid team for you big guy

Prove it, nerd.

In the US, we'll see Nintendo games stay $60 for over 2 years, with only a $10 drop for sales or older games.

And they wonder why people keep hacking their consoles.

Ubisoft and Nintendo themselves said it, fuck face.

Hearsay isn't proof, cuck case.

It just keeps getting shittier and shittier every time they show more of this crap, Why you think people forgot this even existed until a new trailer showed up out of nowhere.

I'm pretty sure one of the Just Dance games had a Mario song in it. Not to mention pic related back in '05, so it's got precedent.


Eh, that might have been true before Echoes, but now I'm not so sure.


Are you that faggot that always comments on those GameXplain videos? I have no idea why I read those, all they do is piss me off.


There is a Wario figurine if you look hard enough.

Wha… what the fuck is this? I'm legitimately speechless.

there's both a wario and waluigi figure, they're a bit hidden though.

So why did you have to remind me damn you?


Would prefer this over what we got.

Luigi's Slaughterhouse

What the fuck is this even? Why was that shit at the start even needed? Just have the rabbids show up using magic or some other bullshit like they always do. They don't need an explanation. Honestly what is the point of her? Not enough female characters outside of Peach? Why not add Daisy then? What the fuck is this even?

That's because Nintendo has a hate boner towards Daisy and refuses to add her in any game besides party games, And for the dyke in Mario's overalls it's basically Ubisoft shoving in a lesbian for "diversity"

Is she actually a lesbian? She just seemed like a fangirl.

Take your guess

To give dipshit SJW another thing to virtue signal over and totally not illicitly commissioned fanartists more stuff to draw smut of to piss of more dipshit SJW virtue signalers to embolden more totally not illicitly comissioned fanartists to draw more smut.

JUST

Its still not fucking fair guys.

I ain't clicking that shit, nigger.

It isn't fair and it'll stay that way for as long as Miyamoto has a deathgrip on mario because Wario, Daisy, and a bunch of others were made by Gumpei Yokoi, all of which have been treated like the redheaded stepchild and abused severely by their new caretakers.

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Would you like provide an argument as to why it isn't an issue first?

How long have we come from.


I watched it again and nothing, so it's probably an easter egg or some shit will never happen ingame. Notice the girl is blond, now that's problematic.


But Wario was created by another guy, Yokoi had little to do with Mario Land besides Daisy.

Chiefly "Who cares that the OP poses a question or makes an assertion and then leaves the thread?" on the grounds that his contribution may not matter in the long run of things (ie the thread derails in a more interesting direction or the question is purely opinion and thus has many answers which are then shitposted and argued about amongst themselves), or he might be interested in seeing users discuss amongst themselves rather than getting involved himself. It's one of those issues where you wouldn't know (and thus would have no reason to care) if there wasn't a thread-ID system keeping track of post counts and identities.

Well (1) and done ops are bad because they do not promote discussion in the thread they wanted to make. What is the point of making a thread about a topic, then not discussing it further? They wanted to make the thread and thought it worthy of discussion yet do not want to participate.

But whether he does or does not participate doesn't matter if he's facilitated discussion at all. The very moment a non-OP user responds to another the OP is rendered irrelevant for promotion of discussion. I view (1) and dones as completely neutral, and as far as I'm concerned they've fulfilled their purpose by making a thread at all and anything after that is gravy.

This is still less cancerous than the game itself.

The only good thing to ever come from this travesty.

I severely miss TheBestGamers

On one hand, barely no shilling. On the other hand, the 'hate' is definitely samefag central.

There's also a somewhat hidden Shy Guy figure

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They all either disappeared or turned into screaming let's player faggots. What a shame.

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The soundtrack was fucking sweet.

Maybe Ubisoft just wanted to waste Nintendo's money (assuming they fully funded this) on a character (the tech girl) who could be used as a plot device for more crossover games. Or maybe she could end up being a playable character (just no) because there really isn't any reason she needs to exist.
Just make a silly crossover without any original outsider character bringing 2 series together.

I bet this was some user's monkeypaw wish.

I can think of someone.

that is the cutest fucking thing

Your bet was right

This is legitimately confusing. Why not just use E. Gadd, who's an established mad scientist character in the Mario universe? Have him try to import the rabbids for slave labor or something like he already did with ghosts, but then they're too wild and fuck everything up.

It could work, but would you expect E. Gadd to have figures of Mario, Luigi, Peach, in his lab? Along with other wAcKy things for the rabbids to fuse with?

Bump for game is now out

E. Gadd is not a strong independent female who doesn't need a man.

That sounds better than what we got.

Wait, E.Gadd was using the ghosts for labor?

In Dark Moon, yes.

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Having watched the game's cutscenes online, the game forgets she existed. Beep-O (the Roomba thing) never mentions her, they don't unfuse the goggles from the Rabbid's face, and the Rabbids never leave the Mushroom Kingdom. You'd think an inventor losing her life's work, her robot friend, and most of her Mario merchandise (when they got fused to Rabbids) would be given at least a little acknowledgement by the game but nope. The game just kind of…ends after you beat Bowser.

Except for the shitty 'twist' that the messages Beep-O has been getting throughout the game from "His Biggest Fan" were sent from himself from the future.

Why can't it stop.

Why the fuck do rabbids even exist as a thing? They only game they ever fit in was Rabbids: Go Home.

It's almost sad how bad GIF is.

Game is surprisingly solid so far. It makes me want a team jump ability for every game, like picking up, carrying, and throwing your allies in Disgaea. Challenges are unlocked after you clear a world and they're actually decently challenging - one gives you one turn to move a character into a safe zone and actually requires you to rely on enemies' knockback to cross a gap you otherwise wouldn't be able to circumnavigate in time. I'm definitely digging it, though I wish they'd let Peach join already, since she's just sort of sitting there outside her castle at the moment, and if she joined then I could replace Rabbid Peach with her and have the Mario cast killing Rabbids.

I'd be willing to give it a chance if it wasn't for their marketing style. Remember titanfall doing the same thing?

You can't actually. The game forces you to always have Mario + 1 Rabbid. No Mario-only cast only/Rabbids only.

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NOTHING IS SACRED

(Checked for cancer)
All it needs now is Luigi to have a faggot spinner spinning in his hand as he dabs like a faggot nigger.

Who the fuck even made this?

I don't get why someone would think that was a good idea. It's like if Mario done some of the gangnam style dance. It just dates the game.

Like a lot of these problems with the game, Ubisoft

What even is that?

something normalfags pretend is funny

Am I supposed to recognize it? Did I miss a meme along the way?

Dabbing user! xD dank memez 420 siivaguner spongebob

Normalfag meme pushed by jewish industry all over the western world

One thing that gets me is Rabbids already have established weapons, they used plunger guns, why are they using lasers now?

I don't think you want to be a fat Nintendrone dancing to sweet Mario tunes
At the very least I can say that the pad is actually pretty comfy to play on

They always were, if you can achieve it ingame it means they are

These webms don't do the game any justice. The music is atrocious but barring cancer like this the animations were rather well done.

I'm not sure we realised just what we lost when Iwata died.

Maybe they're rare but what about
I thought that the animation of the opera boss was fun and stands out more, but other than that it's cartoon animation you see everyday

Rayman 4 was looking to be too good so Nintendo forced Ubisoft to make a shitty party game lest their stuff look shit by comparison during the Wii launch.

This is gonna be hilarious to watch once Holla Forums memes dabbing into a white supremacist symbol.

It somewhat resembles a roman salute. It might just work.

this isn't real, all lies.

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Just call it a double Nazi salute while you stare downward at the devil. Sounds like something a bored Christian mom might come up with, but these days that seems to be the par for leftist concern. Meme it enough and they will begin to believe it.

Because it's shit
It's nu x-com with a mario skin.

Can't wait for the Super Smash trophies.


It will be a cat pissed rug.

What year do you think this is?

This. Yet people are ironically using that as a good reason to buy the game.

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These guys are masters at playing romanian music
t. listens to romanian music

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and i suppose it's your job to remind us, Mister Ubisoft Shill?

Doesn't look that bad, it's literally just XCOM with Rabbits and Mario characters. The gameplay demo looked pretty fun.

It bothers me.
why Rabbids and not Rayman with the Rabbids as the enemies???

because ubisoft is cancer

To no one's surprise. I just wish normalfags would eventually realise this

Nazi salute where you cover your eyes from disgusting niggers who are below you in literal and metaphorical sense.

Because ubisoft is run by braindead frenchmen.

> archive.is/qJwON ("Ah there we go, english speakers have learned that the The Last Night dev was a big fat gamergater")
> archive.is/W5NDo (brags about her involvement in the game)
> archive.is/pn8JK (jewgle translate you lazy faggot)

She can't do shit without shoving marxist crap down everybody's throat and tries to make life hell for any wrongthinker she meets.
Only a sjw shithole would hire her, which says a lot about ubisoft's rayman branch, no surprise again.

Let it tank.

This still upsets me.

I sincerely doubt even a quarter of their staff are ethnic French.

Fun fact about Quebec is that many are (((French))) who came to NA, because the French were tired of their shit.

Oh great another "overweight grown men who have a beard to hide their acne with the mind of an 8 year old" Nintendo fag thread. Who gives the fuck about some shittiy Mario game.

It a ubisoft game, there's a difference

So that means they are "overweight grown pansexual trans muslim womynz with a burka on to hide their beard with the mind of an schizophrenic 2 year old". Cool thanks for the clarification mate

Stay alert for the delayed shitshow. I'm gonna savour japanese comments on this dumpsterfire. Better yet if any special snowflake gets triggered.

please do user

What's next on their list?

share the best ones with us, ya weeb

If we were to use the tried and true porn to popularity ratio then it'd be safe to say this game is a dud. Barely anything on announcement and nothing more at release. The fucking emoji movie got more smut than this.

It really show how shit the gaming industry has become over the years by ruining popular games by showing normalfag memes, SJW propaganda, cut content sold later as DLC, Paid reviews giving a shit game a 9/10 and fladerezation of already established characters. This is why i rarely play games anymore because everything now days is a soulless cash grab and seeing a genuine good game is like trying to find a needle in a haystack filled with shit.

And in the off chance the game is good any money you put towards it is likely used to fund the destruction of your race. Might as well not even bother.

I know who.
Animal Crossing
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Have you forgot the next animal crossing is mobile game?
First it will turn mobile, then they will add rabbitz collaboration

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Like fucking clockwork
Why didn't you screencap my post?

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>Kinnikuman was known for having extreme race stariotypes, but presented them in a heroic way Except murrica and canida were usually total idiots
Has there ever been a more Holla Forums character?

Thanks for proving everyone right, Nintendrone.

Well that explains the unimportant bitch in the opening cutscene. Probably her self-insert.

I DIDNT NEED TO BE REMINDED

Devil May Cry

Why would I play kiddie nu-xcom when I could just play nu-xcom?

Because real men play nonviolent games, don't you know?

They will make a new character known as Raymeme.

Some normalfags are hoping for a patch.

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Ubiturd must be the most reliable developer, no mater which studio they use for the job, their games are consistently garbage.

Doesn't work. Shit that bombed hard have lots of porn.

Ubisoft truly the masters of subtlety

Von Stroheim

Isn't she basically Tracer but with a different color palette?

I was thinking rule 63 Kid Vid, personally.

This gave me cancer so badly that I need to go play the far superior nuXcom-esque game.

whatever you do from this point on, know that you are my nigga

Looks more like Jubilee, but blonde.

That's a cute bun, source?
Have another too.

If digits Kek has to come back and smite ubisoft with napalm.

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Made in Abyss; still haven't got around to reading it, myself.

Because fuck Iwata.