I bet you forgot this was coming out Will it be good? Or will it have to be put...

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

I bet you forgot this was coming out

Will it be good? Or will it have to be put down like an animal with rabiesget it? ?

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Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

It would be cool if you played as Luigi and the point of the game was to catch the critters as they run from you. Like Luigi Mansion meets Ape Escape.

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

And if instead of taking them out of vacuum to put them in a machine that turns them into paintings, you took them out of vacuum to put them in a mchine that turns them into minced meat.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

I've seen gameplay footage already; it's a turn-based strategy game, which isn't the sort of thing i'd be interested in.

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Feeding them to piranha plants sounds nicer

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

Just make it similar to lemmings, except make herding them into death traps the goal rather than the loss condition.

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

You are onto something here user

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

If it weren't for the Rabbids and the shitty humour that comes with them, I'd get the game.
It looks genuinely fun, but the shitty rabbids piss me off more than minions, so it's a pass from me.

William Anderson
William Anderson

The concept alone is trash

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

XCOM 3 looks great!

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Only children care about Mario or Rabbids.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

It's just XCOM with Mario and Minions.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Would have been great if it was a crossover game with Ubisoft like with Square for Super Mario RPG but I don't think they have much to work with. Rayman would have been the obvious choice but the chose the bastard spawn of it instead. What else do they have left that they could use? Just Dance and Assassin's Creed seems about it. They could make original characters but I don't think they'd allow naked girl like in one of those french comics.

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

It looks like a better xcom game than nuxcom 2 was

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

So, a remastered Krusty's Fun House then?

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

/thread

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

It's just XCOM with Mario and Minions.
I keep thinking this.
Although I'm not interested on it, I do hope it gets popular so it can rekindle an interest in strategy games (90's XCOM was only one in a sea of strategy games, 2013 XCOM was practically the only mainstream strategy game).
I'm sad Ubisoft will be the one making a profit from this, though.

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Fire Emblem does it better.

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

I like where this thread is going. Luigi's Grody Gardening? The title needs work, but the concept is perfect.

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

How times have changed.
21 years ago it was Sonic 3D and Mario 64 coming out within two weeks of each other.

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

SAD

John Garcia
John Garcia

If it actually has a layer of difficulty to it and isn't trash I'll probably pick it up when it's cheap. That being said the rabbids part is seriously putting me off, people over the age of 4 who find them and minions funny are fucking retarded.
But there's no way they'll make it difficult, it's a kids game so it's probably trash.

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

herding things into deathtraps
I fucking want this.

It will suffer the fate of "no one bought it". It's too stupid for anyone to touch it and it'll flop via everyone forgetting it. It won't even be known as a bad game that was bought just for people to go "is it REALLY that bad?"

It'll be forgotten, which is the worst fate for a game.

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

Xcom 2's extension and this comes out at the same time
What a stupid coincidence

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

m.youtube.com/watch?v=32TMPpm6HVk

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

I can't get over the fact one of the developers was crying tears of joy when Miyamoto himself was presenting it. It's making me not want to mock such an easy target.

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

I hate the fucking rabbids, but I love the idea of a tactical Mario game like Xcom. I'll probably get it because the gameplay itself looks fun.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

buy your season passes goy

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Fucking really? REALLY?!
Is this Nintendo DLC or Ubi DLC? Because one is definitely worse than the other, but both are pure shit.
Season Pass for this fucking game? Fuck it all.

James Cox
James Cox

Fuck, anons you accidentally'd a good game idea.
I want this.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

That's a Tower Defense game.

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

I do hope it gets popular so it can rekindle an interest in strategy games
This will never happen and even if it did it would usher in a new era of low effort garbage. Why would you ever want this?

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

In a week
No I didn't know it was already coming out. Though with the Switch's pathetic line up, it makes sense to release this turd as quickly as possible.
Stop it anons, before Nintendo steals this idea and makes Luigi Mansion X Rabbids

David Allen
David Allen

Play as all Mario characters
All enemies are Rabbids
EXTERMINATUS

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Thats assuming there won't be a story that still shows the rabbids and mario working together, and that you won't be forced to use the rabbids in some way.

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

No Daisy no buy

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

True, it's impossible to know yet. I have my hopes up though. If it's like most games, 80+% of it you'll have access to the entire cast and will be able to choose who to use.

Pic unrelated.

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

I don't see a single redeeming characteristic to this game.
Reveal trailer has some soul-less bland start that doesn't get you in the mood or involved with what is happening at all. It's "'bad thing' happened, and rabbids re there, now you work together"
On the fucking reveal trailer characters' feet are clipping in the floor. There isn't a single environment object like stones or grass, the floor is a sleek surface with texture and block-like structures to use on fights. I know it's on the switch, but come on
Ubisoft before reveal: Gameplay on this game will be unique, you don't directly control it's characters, instead you indirectly controll them
Got me hoping for some designations-based strategy game, like combat in endless legend, or even something like dwarf fortress, where you asign tasks and characters work their on their own to fulfill them.
But nope, it's straight up a turn based stragety game, got my hopes up for nothing
Throughout preety much every mario game, it's items and power-ups have had unique visuals ant themes.
Tanuki suit for flying, cat suit for wall climbing, fire flower…
Now it's guns
Just guns
Why be creative? Use armcannons
Luigi even has a gun that looks like a vacuum cleaner. Does it have any special ability related to sucking? No it's a sniper
<I never thought I'd be the soccer mom when it comes to guns invideogames, but armcanons just don't go with mario
Some ubicuck developer on E3 revealed that at some point in the past Ubishit pitched a colab game to nintendo that was refused
Immediately it all unfolded before my eyes. The secret story of mario and rabbids development:
<Ubisoft pitched mario and rabbids game concept, nothing developed yet
<"rororororororororo, maybe when I'm dead fuck you-desu" iwata responded
<Iwata dies, kimishima wants to crank the money-making machine up to eleven asks ubiturd if they still want it
<"sempai noticed me! but I don't have shit done, lemme see lemme see… Oi! Do any of you fucks in the mobile games development team got anything?"
<"I have 'generic strategy game' almost done boss, do you want me to slap asscreed assets on it already?"
<"nope get those SFM mario assets and put together something because E3 is next week and we have to show something"

Nothing in that game, other than it's assets, relates to mario's franchise. No mushroom item to make you or the enemy big. No mention of any of the already stabilished items, even if they'd be used in weird alternate ways. No nothing. They literally had some half-baked game sitting in the garage and put mario in it. And coming from Ubisoft, can anyone really hold any sliver of hope that this could be a good game?

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

It will be your typical Ubishit game with "Nintendo's seal of quality". Will it flop? Maybe.

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

i still can't believe this happened

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

Nono, more of a puzzle method.

IE: critters are gonna go home, but you wanna funnel them into your meatgrinder/hungry creature pen/etc, so you have to reroute the way the critters go to successfully walk into your trap.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Just a reminder that game starved Switch users here will buy it, praise it and shill it here when its released.
Reminder that we will have a general of this garbage for 3 weeks after its released.

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

I wish the based user who created this webbum had included the two Nintendokikes actually defending this Ubikike garbage before I made the AMR2 reference.

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Game will probably be legit good, but I don't trust Holla Forums since the samefag in here is disgusting,

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

I bet you forgot this was coming out
Yup, and you reminded me I have this.

Luis Young
Luis Young

another (1) and done OP
a shit game no one wants to talk about
People didn't forget, they just didn't care.

But that's fine. Just spark people enough to reignite all the same shit as the day it was announced. Just as long as people are still talking about it, right?

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

not going for the chocolate bunny instead

Jordan King
Jordan King

why does exist

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

It looks significantly better than expected, great attention to detail as well, environmental features play instruments synced with the music playing.

The second I can play as only Mario Characters I'm going to drop those little Shit Rabbids.

I think you're oversimplifying things, it's Xcom with a more cartoony approach to it's gameplay, things like bouncing and pushing enemies adding in another layer of tactical complexity through combos, as well as minus losing your soldiers and different goals but ways to achieve them. One video showed Mario getting batted away by a large enemy and winning the match, because they used Mario to bait the enemies attack which launched him into the objective.

Only on a surface level can you say it's Xcom with Mario and Minions, and for the most part it looks more enjoyable that Nu-Xcom.

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

bunny Peach is the only good thing to come from this. Not Rabbid Peach, but bunny Peach.

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

The real question is, why do I have a boner?

William Allen
William Allen

I've never played a rabbids game and I won't start now. Waiting for Samus Returns in September, then Mario Odyssey in October. I'm not so weak-willed that a drought of first party games will make me snatch up something like this.

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

Gonna save my money and buy Samus Returns instead. I'll pick this game up once it's $20 or less(which I imagine won't take very long)

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Rabbids Go Home is legit underrated

John Scott
John Scott

Ive been waiting for bomberman to get to 20 bucks or less.

Goddamn buying a switch was a mistake.

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

It shames me to a great extent to find this attractive.

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Because you're a furry or you haven't seen very much porn before

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

no mecha game starring those 3

John Rivera
John Rivera

I'll pick this game up once it's $20 or less(which I imagine won't take very long)

I thought Nintendo games never had price drops? Or at least, very minor ones at most.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

Is this like an American thing? We always get classics release of games where I live for like half price a year or two after they come out, but they don't have the original cover, or I think the slip is reverse able.

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

Raving Rabbids 2 was pretty good

Thomas King
Thomas King

Thread Theme
Rabbids Go Home Music - Vagabontu Brass Band
youtube.com/watch?v=SGi3wNvGP_Q

John Bennett
John Bennett

because you're 14 and puberty is just starting to kick in, so virtually anything can arouse you
go back to /fur/

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

nigger
Kill yourself.

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

I don't think rabbits can be niggers user

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

If memory serves me right, having at least one rabbid in your party is basically mandatory due to them having at least one important role that only they can full.

Brody James
Brody James

What about Tewi?

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Just a reminder that game starved Switch users here will buy it, praise it and shill it here when its released.

Nobody is going to buy this. The Rabbids game on Wii was quite popular with the casual crowd, but those people are not buying a Switch. They're still clinging to the Wii at this point and they're not likely to get a Switch. The Switch is starved, yes, but with Zeldo, Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8 re-release, and Mario Odyssey coming out in two months, people won't buy this. Yes, the library is limited, but the audience for this game does not exist anymore. Rabbids were a shitty fad from 2006 and died years ago. Ubisoft just doesn't realize that nobody cares about their shitty minions character enough to buy a Switch.

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

There's no porn yet of the girl in the opening cutscene yet, is there?

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

I don't really care about this.
Well I mean, I'd prefer it didn't exist but other than that I'd rather just play X-Com

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

The Rabbids game on Wii was quite popular with the casual crowd.
I got the game for my nephews and niece and they played it for about an hour and never touched it again, I'm surprised it got so popular.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

The Blizzard Mei short, but after they go into hibernation the rabbits show up and damage all the equipment.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

TICC!

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

Oh great, yet another thread we can't find on the catalog. As if the subject field would mean something to these literal retards.
Let's not forget that OP is a (1) and done.

You'd think these "Totally Normal Users" would have been weeded out by now.

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Why does this game even exist?
Literally nobody gives a shit about notminions, should have just made a crossover with Sonic or something.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

I don't think you'd have survived 4chan before a catalog existed if you can't handle shit like no subject on a thread in the catalog. (1) and done is a non-issue people are only aware of because of thread IDs

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

had to include a strong independent lesbian in there somewhere, huh ubisoft?

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

There are too many mushrooms in her room for her to be a lesbian, user.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

(1) and done is a non-issue
No

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

I'd love to see some source on that.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

At first it was a failed version of the minions (before Jewniversal) it was later popularized by tf2 gmod mashitnimas, only the music though The only rabbids videos that reached more than 10k, were the shitpost soundtracks But then surprise surprise! Despicable Me took over.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

No Wario merch
Shit waifu confirmed

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

Nope, you have to have at least one Rabbid and Mario himself in the party, no all Mario or all Rabbid team for you big guy

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

Prove it, nerd.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

In the US, we'll see Nintendo games stay $60 for over 2 years, with only a $10 drop for sales or older games.

And they wonder why people keep hacking their consoles.

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

Ubisoft and Nintendo themselves said it, fuck face.

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

Hearsay isn't proof, cuck case.

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

It just keeps getting shittier and shittier every time they show more of this crap, Why you think people forgot this even existed until a new trailer showed up out of nowhere.

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Just Dance
I'm pretty sure one of the Just Dance games had a Mario song in it. Not to mention pic related back in '05, so it's got precedent.

one is definitely worse than the other
Eh, that might have been true before Echoes, but now I'm not so sure.

Are you that faggot that always comments on those GameXplain videos? I have no idea why I read those, all they do is piss me off.

There is a Wario figurine if you look hard enough.

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

Wha… what the fuck is this? I'm legitimately speechless.

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

there's both a wario and waluigi figure, they're a bit hidden though.

David Hill
David Hill

I bet you forgot this was coming out
So why did you have to remind me damn you?

Luigi hunter/butcher simulator
Would prefer this over what we got.

Luigi's Slaughterhouse

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

What the fuck is this even? Why was that shit at the start even needed? Just have the rabbids show up using magic or some other bullshit like they always do. They don't need an explanation. Honestly what is the point of her? Not enough female characters outside of Peach? Why not add Daisy then? What the fuck is this even?

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

That's because Nintendo has a hate boner towards Daisy and refuses to add her in any game besides party games, And for the dyke in Mario's overalls it's basically Ubisoft shoving in a lesbian for "diversity"

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

Is she actually a lesbian? She just seemed like a fangirl.

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

game from current year western developer
dyke haircut
Take your guess

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

To give dipshit SJW another thing to virtue signal over and totally not illicitly commissioned fanartists more stuff to draw smut of to piss of more dipshit SJW virtue signalers to embolden more totally not illicitly comissioned fanartists to draw more smut.

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

JUST

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

Nintendo has a hate boner towards Daisy
Its still not fucking fair guys.

Adam Long
Adam Long

no webm
I ain't clicking that shit, nigger.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

It isn't fair and it'll stay that way for as long as Miyamoto has a deathgrip on mario because Wario, Daisy, and a bunch of others were made by Gumpei Yokoi, all of which have been treated like the redheaded stepchild and abused severely by their new caretakers.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

No

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Would you like provide an argument as to why it isn't an issue first?

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

DDR Mario
2005
How long have we come from.

there's both a wario and waluigi figure, they're a bit hidden though.
I watched it again and nothing, so it's probably an easter egg or some shit will never happen ingame. Notice the girl is blond, now that's problematic.

Wario, Daisy by Gumpei Yokoi
But Wario was created by another guy, Yokoi had little to do with Mario Land besides Daisy.

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

Chiefly "Who cares that the OP poses a question or makes an assertion and then leaves the thread?" on the grounds that his contribution may not matter in the long run of things (ie the thread derails in a more interesting direction or the question is purely opinion and thus has many answers which are then shitposted and argued about amongst themselves), or he might be interested in seeing users discuss amongst themselves rather than getting involved himself. It's one of those issues where you wouldn't know (and thus would have no reason to care) if there wasn't a thread-ID system keeping track of post counts and identities.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Well (1) and done ops are bad because they do not promote discussion in the thread they wanted to make. What is the point of making a thread about a topic, then not discussing it further? They wanted to make the thread and thought it worthy of discussion yet do not want to participate.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

But whether he does or does not participate doesn't matter if he's facilitated discussion at all. The very moment a non-OP user responds to another the OP is rendered irrelevant for promotion of discussion. I view (1) and dones as completely neutral, and as far as I'm concerned they've fulfilled their purpose by making a thread at all and anything after that is gravy.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

This is still less cancerous than the game itself.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

The only good thing to ever come from this travesty.

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

I severely miss TheBestGamers

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

look at unique id posts

On one hand, barely no shilling. On the other hand, the 'hate' is definitely samefag central.

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

There's also a somewhat hidden Shy Guy figure

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

I have this game

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

They all either disappeared or turned into screaming let's player faggots. What a shame.

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

8MB video gif

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

The soundtrack was fucking sweet.

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Maybe Ubisoft just wanted to waste Nintendo's money (assuming they fully funded this) on a character (the tech girl) who could be used as a plot device for more crossover games. Or maybe she could end up being a playable character (just no) because there really isn't any reason she needs to exist.
Just make a silly crossover without any original outsider character bringing 2 series together.

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

mario xcom is an official thing
it has rabbids, selfies, dabbing and other normalfag memes
I bet this was some user's monkeypaw wish.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

I can think of someone.

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

that is the cutest fucking thing

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

Your bet was right

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

This is legitimately confusing. Why not just use E. Gadd, who's an established mad scientist character in the Mario universe? Have him try to import the rabbids for slave labor or something like he already did with ghosts, but then they're too wild and fuck everything up.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

It could work, but would you expect E. Gadd to have figures of Mario, Luigi, Peach, in his lab? Along with other wAcKy things for the rabbids to fuse with?

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

Bump for game is now out

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

E. Gadd is not a strong independent female who doesn't need a man.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

That sounds better than what we got.

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

Wait, E.Gadd was using the ghosts for labor?

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

In Dark Moon, yes.

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

Having watched the game's cutscenes online, the game forgets she existed. Beep-O (the Roomba thing) never mentions her, they don't unfuse the goggles from the Rabbid's face, and the Rabbids never leave the Mushroom Kingdom. You'd think an inventor losing her life's work, her robot friend, and most of her Mario merchandise (when they got fused to Rabbids) would be given at least a little acknowledgement by the game but nope. The game just kind of…ends after you beat Bowser.

Except for the shitty 'twist' that the messages Beep-O has been getting throughout the game from "His Biggest Fan" were sent from himself from the future.

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

Why can't it stop.

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

Why the fuck do rabbids even exist as a thing? They only game they ever fit in was Rabbids: Go Home.

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

It's almost sad how bad GIF is.

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Game is surprisingly solid so far. It makes me want a team jump ability for every game, like picking up, carrying, and throwing your allies in Disgaea. Challenges are unlocked after you clear a world and they're actually decently challenging - one gives you one turn to move a character into a safe zone and actually requires you to rely on enemies' knockback to cross a gap you otherwise wouldn't be able to circumnavigate in time. I'm definitely digging it, though I wish they'd let Peach join already, since she's just sort of sitting there outside her castle at the moment, and if she joined then I could replace Rabbid Peach with her and have the Mario cast killing Rabbids.

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

I'd be willing to give it a chance if it wasn't for their marketing style. Remember titanfall doing the same thing?
THIS ISN'T YOUR USUAL GAME, YOUR USUAL GAME IS SHIT AND OUTDATED, THIS IS NOT SHIT AND WE'RE GENRE SAVVY HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW COOL GAMERS AMIRITE

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

You can't actually. The game forces you to always have Mario + 1 Rabbid. No Mario-only cast only/Rabbids only.

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

Your face when Alternate Universes are now canon in Mario Bros. Lore
QPUs are, technically, canon.

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

L== ==O== ==L

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

NOTHING IS SACRED

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

(Checked for cancer)
All it needs now is Luigi to have a faggot spinner spinning in his hand as he dabs like a faggot nigger.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

Mario jumps like five times in a row
not even a single WAH YAH WAHOO
Who the fuck even made this?

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

I don't get why someone would think that was a good idea. It's like if Mario done some of the gangnam style dance. It just dates the game.

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

Like a lot of these problems with the game, Ubisoft

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

What even is that?

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

something normalfags pretend is funny

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

Am I supposed to recognize it? Did I miss a meme along the way?

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

Dabbing user! xD dank memez 420 siivaguner spongebob

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

Normalfag meme pushed by jewish industry all over the western world

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

One thing that gets me is Rabbids already have established weapons, they used plunger guns, why are they using lasers now?

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

The soundtrack was fucking sweet.
I don't think you want to be a fat Nintendrone dancing to sweet Mario tunes
At the very least I can say that the pad is actually pretty comfy to play on
They always were, if you can achieve it ingame it means they are
These webms don't do the game any justice. The music is atrocious but barring cancer like this the animations were rather well done.

Robert James
Robert James

I'm not sure we realised just what we lost when Iwata died.

John Edwards
John Edwards

Maybe they're rare but what about I thought that the animation of the opera boss was fun and stands out more, but other than that it's cartoon animation you see everyday

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

Rayman 4 was looking to be too good so Nintendo forced Ubisoft to make a shitty party game lest their stuff look shit by comparison during the Wii launch.

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

This is gonna be hilarious to watch once /pol/ memes dabbing into a white supremacist symbol.

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

It somewhat resembles a roman salute. It might just work.

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

this isn't real, all lies.

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

Just call it a double Nazi salute while you stare downward at the devil. Sounds like something a bored Christian mom might come up with, but these days that seems to be the par for leftist concern. Meme it enough and they will begin to believe it.

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

I bet you forgot this was coming out
Because it's shit
Will it be good?
It's nu x-com with a mario skin.

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

Can't wait for the Super Smash trophies.

pad is actually pretty comfy to play on
It will be a cat pissed rug.

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

while you stare downward at the devil
implying leftists wouldn't love it for that
What year do you think this is?

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

It's nu x-com with a mario skin.
This. Yet people are ironically using that as a good reason to buy the game.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

These guys are masters at playing romanian music
t. listens to romanian music

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

I bet you forgot this was coming out
and i suppose it's your job to remind us, Mister Ubisoft Shill?

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

Doesn't look that bad, it's literally just XCOM with Rabbits and Mario characters. The gameplay demo looked pretty fun.

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

It bothers me.
why Rabbids and not Rayman with the Rabbids as the enemies???

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

because ubisoft is cancer

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

Ubishit
Game is glitched and full of stale memes
To no one's surprise. I just wish normalfags would eventually realise this

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Just call it a double Nazi salute while you stare downward at the devil.
Nazi salute where you cover your eyes from disgusting niggers who are below you in literal and metaphorical sense.

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

Because ubisoft is run by braindead frenchmen.

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

UI artist is an influential, rabid french sjw feminist who openly states that she wants to co-opt the industry with her ideology
archive.fo/qJwON ("Ah there we go, english speakers have learned that the The Last Night dev was a big fat gamergater")
archive.fo/W5NDo (brags about her involvement in the game)
archive.fo/pn8JK (jewgle translate you lazy faggot)
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She can't do shit without shoving marxist crap down everybody's throat and tries to make life hell for any wrongthinker she meets.
Only a sjw shithole would hire her, which says a lot about ubisoft's rayman branch, no surprise again.

Let it tank.

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

turtle shelves
This still upsets me.

William Miller
William Miller

I sincerely doubt even a quarter of their staff are ethnic French.

Parker White
Parker White

Fun fact about Quebec is that many are (((French))) who came to NA, because the French were tired of their shit.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

Oh great another "overweight grown men who have a beard to hide their acne with the mind of an 8 year old" Nintendo fag thread. Who gives the fuck about some shittiy Mario game.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

It a ubisoft game, there's a difference

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

So that means they are "overweight grown pansexual trans muslim womynz with a burka on to hide their beard with the mind of an schizophrenic 2 year old". Cool thanks for the clarification mate

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Was wondering how japan received buggysoft's game, considering that nihongo shitposters are unrelentless on SJW crap
Game releases in japan next year only
Stay alert for the delayed shitshow. I'm gonna savour japanese comments on this dumpsterfire. Better yet if any special snowflake gets triggered.

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

please do user

James Brown
James Brown

this becomes a huge normalfag hit because memes
resurrects ubisoft
they are invited to ruin more IPs with their wacky sjwry
especially your favorite
What's next on their list?

Juan Young
Juan Young

share the best ones with us, ya weeb

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

If we were to use the tried and true porn to popularity ratio then it'd be safe to say this game is a dud. Barely anything on announcement and nothing more at release. The fucking emoji movie got more smut than this.

Julian Butler
Julian Butler

It really show how shit the gaming industry has become over the years by ruining popular games by showing normalfag memes, SJW propaganda, cut content sold later as DLC, Paid reviews giving a shit game a 9/10 and fladerezation of already established characters. This is why i rarely play games anymore because everything now days is a soulless cash grab and seeing a genuine good game is like trying to find a needle in a haystack filled with shit.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

And in the off chance the game is good any money you put towards it is likely used to fund the destruction of your race. Might as well not even bother.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

What's next on their list?
I know who.
Animal Crossing
archive.fo/pV6Uq
archive.fo/GjX1a
Have you forgot the next animal crossing is mobile game?
First it will turn mobile, then they will add rabbitz collaboration

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

mfw they go hand in hand with jewtendo and we get Metroid X rabbids, Wario x rabbids, mario rpg x rabbids, ect complete with rehashing not xcom gameplay

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Ninteniggers so hungry for games they are now defending this garbagr
Like fucking clockwork
Why didn't you screencap my post?

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

Pose is from a Muscle pose
Kinnikuman from 1980 made it more popular
Kinnikuman was known for having extreme race stariotypes, but presented them in a heroic way Except murrica and canida were usually total idiots
Even germany's top guy was a Good guy but also a Nazi
he was one of the most outright badass characters in the series
California Crush
Iron Claw
Black Hamburg Fog
Berlin's Red Rain
Has there ever been a more /pol/ character?

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

It's nu x-com with a mario skin.
This. Yet people are ironically using that as a good reason to buy the game.
Doesn't look that bad, it's literally just XCOM with Rabbits and Mario characters. The gameplay demo looked pretty fun.
Thanks for proving everyone right, Nintendrone.

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

Well that explains the unimportant bitch in the opening cutscene. Probably her self-insert.

William Williams
William Williams

I DIDNT NEED TO BE REMINDED

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

Devil May Cry

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Why would I play kiddie nu-xcom when I could just play nu-xcom?

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

Because real men play nonviolent games, don't you know?

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

They will make a new character known as Raymeme.

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

Some normalfags are hoping for a patch.

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Ceramic reference, alusion to misquoted popular saying
Ubiturd must be the most reliable developer, no mater which studio they use for the job, their games are consistently garbage.

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

Doesn't work. Shit that bombed hard have lots of porn.

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

Ubisoft truly the masters of subtlety

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

Rabbid
Rabbi d
Von Stroheim
Isn't she basically Tracer but with a different color palette?

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

I was thinking rule 63 Kid Vid, personally.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

This gave me cancer so badly that I need to go play the far superior nuXcom-esque game.

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

silent storm
whatever you do from this point on, know that you are my nigga

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

Any overwatch design
Original in any way
Looks more like Jubilee, but blonde.

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

2nd pic
That's a cute bun, source?
Have another too.

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

If digits Kek has to come back and smite ubisoft with napalm.

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

Made in Abyss; still haven't got around to reading it, myself.

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

Rabbids X Balloon Fight
Because fuck Iwata.