Battlefront 2 will have not a single one of these GOOD heroes

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

battlefront 2 will have not a single one of these GOOD heroes:
ventress
ahsoka
cad bane
savage oppress
commander rex

however, it will have these terrible heroes:
bobba and or jango faggot fett
leia
kylo renn

why do they do this? the moves are the worst part of the entire franchise, why do the CANNON clone wars characters get ZERO fucking cameos?

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Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

pics related

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

I actually enjoyed Kylo as a joke. Every other character was worthless aside from tr8-t0r though. I'd almost be slightly tempted if he was a hero, but I know EA would ruin him somehow and I imagine Disney still will in the future considering he was the most popular character from the movie.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

i cant wait to play as mary-sue the most powerful jedi to ever live.
i can't wait for them to just act like all the bullshit in episode 7 just didn't happen, and act like rae and kylo are on the same level, even though it has been shown that rae, who has LITERALLY never held a lightsaber, or used the force, was able to reverse mind fuck kylo ren, and draw/win a lightsaber duel. despite kylo having been in training for fucking years.

rae with ANY training should COMPLETELY blow kylo right the fuck out in 2 seconds because she is the most mary sue that has ever been.

fuck this series, god dammit these fucking movies.

pic related never EVER

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

b-but there's Rey Mixer and her special ability is wall hack.

People love Rey Mixer even if no one buys her toys. The answer to the critics is that she's the avatar, you gotta deal with it!
I fucking hate Rey, she has no negative traits, she's "literally perfect", these types of character don't make good stories and none of the new characters are memorable.

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

No Asschoka
Post lewds.

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

God I want to fuck clone wars asoka

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Yes user, I too want to have sex with Ashoka.

David White
David White

STOP!
ahsoka is pure and innocent, and a daughterfu!
she is not for lewd! she is for headpats ONLY!

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

I assume it'll have a darkie for Americans to self insert?

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

I think this is OP's way of asking for more Ahsoka lewds

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

ventress
ahsoka
savage oppress
commander rex
GOOD
2017 Holla Forums
Ventress got turned into a feminist voodoo witch that was being chained down by muh jealous patriarchy (Dooku and Sidious)
Ahsoka is disloyal.
Savage is a literal boy toy used by feminist witches.
Rex is disloyal and turned into a fatass libtard.
The only good one out of those is Cad Bane.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

they are bad because rebels cartoons
But those shoudlnt even exist user

John Green
John Green

bobba/jango fett
Princess Leia
terrible heroes

Everything else you just listed
Literally fan-fiction tier
not shit

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

she a hoe

she a space hoe

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

trying to shitpost about the only good Star Wars media in the last two decades
Rex isn't 'disloyal,' he was one of the few clones to break free from the order 66 programming in time (unlike Cody.) Not sure where you're getting the idea of Ahsoka being disloyal from, but I assume you're referencing the whole shitshow where she got blamed for some other little Jedi girl being a literal terrorist, then decided to leave the order when she realized how fucked their judgement was.

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

the only good star wars media in the last two decades
being this wrong
As user said.

Holla Forums in 2017 folks.

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

he actually reads books

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

he's actually a mouthbreather

Xavier King
Xavier King

Ventress got turned into a feminist voodoo witch that was being chained down by muh jealous patriarchy (Dooku and Sidious)
I like Ventress (that voice…) but I'm glad that Filoni killed her off-screen so she doesn't appear as another Disney Princess in SW Rebels.

not the official fanfictions written by Cuck Wendig
Bigot

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

not the official fanfictions written by Cuck Wendig
I guess you're a glutton for punishment.

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

ORANGE BUTTCHEEKS

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Shit, that's the old one, how about the new masterpiece?

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

Agreed she's not for lewds, she's for spanks

David King
David King

ventress
ahsoka
cad bane
savage oppress
commander rex
None of these are good in any way.

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

not liking rex
It's not our fault you're terminally gay

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Shill harder, kike.
lol nucanon is totally great size
lol muh EU
Stop projecting your faggotry, please.

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

Are you okay user?

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

will have not

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

Is all this Star Wars rape turning fans much like faggots that just wanted to play video games?

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Add the Clone Wars comics to that list.

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

Disney owned "kotor isn't canon" star wars
Good
Implying I would give EA money for whatever reason to begin with
imlying anyone should
If you gave EA money after 2007 or installed origin ever you should probably consider suicide,

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

I'm serious. is this unsettling the NPCs? At least they attempted to keep it somewhat close with Star Trek yet managed to rape canon even there.

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

Star Wars depression thread?

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

Not liking Ventress after Clone Wars animation

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

There are people on Holla Forums who will actually buy this piece of fucking shit game

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

Ashoka is pure sex.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

not a single pre-Clone Wars cartoon, book or comic character
being this young
implying Disney actually considers this shit canon outside of merch
implying Rogue One did anything more than just take one barely relevant character from it (who is now automatically the "first true rebel" because bullshit) and included a barely noticeable cameo by the Rebels Ghost ship for the sake of merchandising

But still
terrible heroes
kylo renn
You're a good judge of character OP in terms of good Clone Wars characters, but Rex is just a copypasta of Alpha-17 because Lucas didn't want too many characters with A in their name. Ventress' character was also better off before Lucas re-wrote her as some dathomiri reject. But the others were all excellent, and while I hated Ahsoka at first, she grew on me during the final seasons where her character went beyond the pitiable 1-dimensional shit Lucas intended for her. Dave Filoni can still kiss my ass though for that "Rex was in Return of the Jedi" shit.

Kylo is only liked ironically because he's just nuAnakin Solo cosplaying as Revan. As for tr8-t0r I'll never stand the appeal of the meme, but he definitely did have more realistic behavior and characterization than any other character in the movie.

Also this.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

more ashoka

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

Barriss Offee is banished at the end of Clone Wars
still appears alongside her master in Revenge of the Sith where she died
At least the porn is good.

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Its not fucking fair.

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

I already fapped you niggerfaggot

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

No she didn't. Despite the Wook's autism, those comics were never really canon, and she died without her master in them.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

tr8-t0r
The only reason im interested in the second movie is him

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

giving Disney money
I sure hope you guys don't do this

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Oh, they WILL be in game.

As a Paid DLC.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

poorfag

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

It's like her face was invented to suck dicks

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

I like Clancy Brown as much as the next guy but Savage Oppress wasn't a very good character, being basically just buff Maul. Also apparently Ventress went to total shit after Clone Wars, running off with some Native American Jedi and having dumb angst corruption adventures before dying in some book.
No excuse for them not to have the others though, Cad Bane, Ahsoka and Rex all deserve to be in there especially over Jango and Leia, but Jango and Leia will get in because they can reuse Leia's assets from the first game and Jango's just an easy color swap of Boba.

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

They're putting Leia in there as a tribute to her actress, to "immortalize" her. That's all there is to it.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

No, I'm talking about Rebels, with the exception of Ventress who was given way too much power in The Clone Wars to begin with. Rex betrays both Anakin and the Empire, as does Ahsoka, and they both join a shitty group of SJWs adventuring in space.

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

battlefront 2

Not battlefront 4

Why do companies do this bullshit?

Are they trying to memory hole the old games?

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

Literally yes.

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

Okay, Holla Forums, I've only ever watched the Clone Wars movie way back when it came out. I haven't seen any of the series. Should I watch it?

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

Yes, though be forewarned that there's a lot of shitty episodes with a higher concentration of them in the earlier seasons. The good episodes are legitimately good and worth getting to.

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

What kind of shitty episodes? How do I know which ones to avoid? Or do I just watch all the shitty ones anyway? I heard they brought Darth Maul back. That seems pretty stupid. They couldn't have just brought Sev back instead? Or made another Jedi Knight? Or anything else that people actually wanted? Maybe if they do, we can play as Punished Kyle, a man denied his games.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Generally if the episode focuses on Padme or Jar Jar you can safely skip it and miss nothing of value. Maul coming back was pretty dumb but not as awful as you'd expect since they turned him into an actual character instead of just a silent lightsaber carrier. This viewing guide picks out most of the better episodes if you just want to skip ahead to the highlights and judge from there if the rest of the series is worth your time.

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

do I need to play kotor 1 before kotor 2? Also, any worth while mods? I know theres a content restoration mod for 2.

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

assembled by GIFs for /co/
its pure shit taste of a tripfag
im not surprised

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

hello fellow star wars goers, do you like star wars as much as i do?

Andrew White
Andrew White

All of those books except maybe Rogue Squadron (it's been a long time since I read it, and the whole X-Wing series kind of blends together in my memory) are garbage. The EU novels haven't been worth the time since the Thrawn trilogy.

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

mousecuck

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

You probably should play 1 before 2, yeah.
The content restoration mod for 2 is essential.
There is another mod for 2 that restores a cut planet to the game. Don't get it, it sucks.

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

Disney Star Wars.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Are those photo shops or real images from obscure Star Wars parody pornos? Because damn, that's high quality costume work for an amateur porno.

David Cook
David Cook

obscure Star Wars parody pornos
They're not obscure. They all came out follow the Farce Awakens.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

DID SOMEONE SAY HIGH QUALITY PARODY PORNOS?!

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

No, no one said that.

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

Oh but it's worse user. Disney is making kotor 3

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Nigger you best be shitting me. Sauce?

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

He's lying.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

He'd better be. With the way Disney and EA are actively trying to memoryhole the real Battlefront games, I wouldn't put it past them to try to make their own garbage and call it a KotOR game.

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

The real Kotor 3 was cancelled in 2004 in order to make the sale of Star Wars franchise down the line a smoother affair.

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

I wouldn't put it past them to try to make their own garbage and call it a KotOR game.
InB4 it's called "Knights of the First Ordah".

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

I think Revan was on TOR so he's still canon. Maybe could be DLC.

John Edwards
John Edwards

Prequels are good

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

lol Marku wordfiltered Kiino

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

So EA did something right for a change.

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

That seems a little hard to believe considering the span of time in between 2004 and the sale of Star Wars to Disney.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Speaking of, is there a box set of this show? I've never been able to find one, excepting one which seemed really sketchy.

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

buying TV shows

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

That pic
Absolutely mind-boggling. People use the term 'npc' willy-nilly, but holy mother of Joseph even a literal drooling retard could read that and tell that it's utter garbage. I'm legitimately tempted to dig out some of my schoolwork from third grade and see if it reads better than the mind-numbing, nearly-illegible drivel he's written.
I'm glad that Filoni killed her off-screen
Am I hallucinating this? They killed off an antagonist that's been in CW for a literal decade off screen?

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Yes, when there's literally no chance of a show ever being aired again I do tend to want to buy it. Unless you would like to lead me directly to a working torrent with at least several dozen seeders. I'd accept that too.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

So they added Kyle Katarn?

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

Lucas wanted to sell Star Wars to spite people over the poor reception of the prequel trilogy was getting. He gave away all the billions of dollars he got from the sale, it was worthless to him. His way of saying fuck you for everyone not liking his version of Star Wars of the original trilogy.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Fuck, she has two broken hands

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Man, those 1313 gameplay leaks and trailers were hype inducing

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

i cant wait to play as mary-sue the most powerful jedi to ever live.
Implying that isn't Revan
KotOR had some really over the top force power.
Man too angry to die
space ghost who eats entire fucking planets for lunch
Revan is capable of beating off entire fucking armies and coming back from the dead multiple times.

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Oh shit, I thought I was the only one who bothered reading Path of Destruction.

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

They killed off an antagonist that's been in CW for a literal decade off screen?
That's what has been said to justify why we only saw Ahsoka.

You mean iRebel and the diversity squad? :^)

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

We're never getting any good Star Wars games again. In fact, with the Queen Bitch in charge of the IP we're never getting anything good Star Wars related.

I hope all you faggots are aware of this fact.

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

Wow, rude.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

No Domino Squad
No Cody, Rex or Alpha or Clone Commandos
No Grand Admiral Thrawn
You know what? I'm not even sad. I just glad they didn1t get ass-raped! Post more Bariss porn faggots!

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

The cartoons are among the worst part of the entire franchise. Nothing good has happened to Star War since KotOR 2. Why are you asking for characters that were literally made to appeal to children

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

No Grand Admiral Thrawn
Funny because he is canon once again.

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Yeah, i know. He is the only good thing in that show. Kinda worried about that what will they do with him in the next (and final) season…

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

This meme was quickly outed as being a propaganda tool by Disney.

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

that fucking pic

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

Some of that brillant /tv/ detective work lol

James Jones
James Jones

Everyone complaining about x favorite character will never be seen again
Meanwhile I'm still morning one of the most metal characters ever getting jetted to the sun
Revan on TOR
I'd prefer if all of that abomination was non Canon. They completely fucked up Revans character and put him in a game he has no reason being in other than cashing in on KOTOR nostalgia bucks.

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

Would genuinely love to see the source on that. It wouldn't surprise me at all.

The voice and mannerisms are pretty close to how I pictured Thrawn. I just can't get over that shitty art style. Kallus looks fucking ridiculous.

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

starwars.com/news/meet-fn-2199-a-k-a-tr-8r-the-stormtrooper-behind-the-meme

James Ross
James Ross

I just searched "watch star wars the clone wars" and found at least 7 sites that are hosting the entire series.

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

ahsoka gives me a boner

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

That's a fan project named KotOR Apeiron, not an official sequel or remake. Good thing too, because Disney would poz it up. Come to think of it, I don't know how the hell Bioware ever made KotOR. It seems like it was too good to have actually come from them. Must have been some kind of mistake.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

KotOR Apeiron

I had thought that this project got shut down, but apparently it's still running and the devs are doing development streams

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

eleodie looks over at her second
thick with the names of those who betrayed zher
Motherfucker can't even stay consistent for two paragraphs.

What's not fair is that Genndy Clone Wars was decanonized, so the one and only time Grievous wasn't a Cobra Commander tier villain with asthma is out the door. Wait, that means all of his hacking and coughing and shit in episode 3 is a massive plot hole because they decanonized the reason why he can't breathe, I just fucking realized that.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

decanonize FUCKING GENNDY'S kickass cartoon
canonise unnecessary lore conflicting mundane show

Which sucks because the cgi was actually semi-decent for a show, and also Cad Bane and Ahsoka were alright characters if only they made Ahsoka not Anakin's 'apprentice'. Fucking George Lucas.

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Lucas wanted to sell Star Wars to spite people over the poor reception of the prequel trilogy was getting.

Didn't Lucas have to rewrite the scripts for the prequel trilogy numerous times because so hard-ass Fox execs didn't find the story "politically correct" enough?

That's what has been said to justify why we only saw Ahsoka.

…why? I was unironically looking forward to Space Lesbian Adventures.

Why are you asking for characters that were literally made to appeal to children

What are the ewoks?

if only they made Ahsoka not Anakin's 'apprentice'. Fucking George Lucas.

I thought Lucas had nothing to do with the CGI Clone Wars film and series apart from approving it.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

you dont want ahsoka to be the little sister jedi?

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

i dug it, especially when thought bomb

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

Durge was abandoned
RotS and CW turned Grievous into a laughing stock
Maul pussified
No ARC troopers at all

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

I'm glad (((they))) killed the Star Wars I remembered in the Expanded Universe instead of corrupting it like (((they))) do to everything else. At least I still have the constitution books.

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

Didn't Lucas have to rewrite the scripts for the prequel trilogy numerous times because so hard-ass Fox execs didn't find the story "politically correct" enough?
because so
You want to clarify what you're asking there?

Evan Long
Evan Long

ahsoka
Why is a female alien creature named after an Indian warlord?

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Because George Lucas that's why.

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

test

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

dark skin
hair is incredibly similar
Gee I don't know user, take a fucking guess

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

I just wish his death was a little cooler. Getting shot into the sun sounds pretty hardcore, but the way it happened felt a little underwhelming. Great character though.

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

SW cyberraep

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

KOTOR came out in what, 2002 on top of my head. The Bioware of then is nothing like the Bioware of today.

Nothing good lasts forever, look at Kojima.

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

MMO always has shit story.

Don't ever listen to the apologists. You play MMO for the social aspect nothing else. As soon as I heard KOTOR3 was an MMO I knew it was over.

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

You play MMO's do play dressup with 3D toons cause your parents wouldn't let you play with dolls when you were a child.

Juan Long
Juan Long

Cad Bane?

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

People had a grim reminder with WoW to learn this and they still thought Tortanic will offer anything…

the MMORPG genre is the biggest mistake what humanity ever created

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

You may not know it, but you're a faggot.

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

Go back to playing with your dolls little girl!

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

Didn't Lucas have to rewrite the scripts for the prequel trilogy numerous times because some hard-ass Fox execs didn't find the story "politically correct" enough?
Sorry about that.

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

Aye

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

why does he wear the tubes?

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Not gay but if an MMO comes out with lolis I'll play house all day long.

Juan James
Juan James

kondaspeter is fucking shit

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

tera online.

James Torres
James Torres

It was 2003. That was a great year for vidya. But yeah, companies change and the talented people leave. At least Kojima made more than one good game. The other guy, Tomokazu Fukushima, may have had more to do with the first 3 MGS games being great than is commonly realized. There have been similar theories with Gary Kurtz and Star Wars. I guess Kojima really is the Japanese George Lucas.

I always thought the Force was genderless, seeing as it lacks genitals. I wonder what incredible game theories they'll roll out with next.

What we got in the prequels was already pretty damn redpilled, even if most of us didn't realize it back then. Beneath all the special effects, podracing and Jar Jar bullshit, the story is ultimately about how defective the US political system is. You have two big groups, a corporate group that owns Outer Heaven-tier PMCs and a corrupt government that puts on a show of opposing them, but they're actually run by the same greedy shitters who make up retarded wars for the purposes of concocting a pretext to seize total control. Oh, and the self-proclaimed "guardians of peace and justice" are repressive, self-righteous assholes who suck that corrupt government's dick. If it was any more redpilled, it probably would have been the Uncle Tom's Cabin of the modern age in that it would have set off a massive war.

You are now imagining an alternate timeline in which the amount of political divisiveness we have now was present in 2005 immediately after the release of Episode III.

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

No.

Fox had nothing to do with the Prequels. Star Wars was entirely owned by Lucas and he did whatever he wanted with it with his own studio. The Prequels were Star Wars as Lucas always wanted Star Wars to be.

I wish I knew how to make games. I'd make my own canon explored through vidya. Curse my shitty inability to understand programming.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Sion
Legitimate threat
Of the Triumvirate, Sion was by far the least threatening beyond his gimmick of being too pissed to die. He's a Cold Steel-tier villain who's absolutely pussy whipped by Kreia
Too bad Nihlus died like a bitch. He was more interesting.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Nihilus
more interesting
literally all he does is talk in gibberish and eat planets off-screen

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

Hey now
He's also a ghost
And beat Sion

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Sion was by far the least threatening beyond his gimmick of being too pissed to die.
He was the first one you face, so that makes sense that he shouldn't be the most major threat. And given that space magic can be fueld by hate and anger, and that's well established part of Force-lore, it doesn't seem as absurd as people tend to see it as. But he was still threatening and well written for what he needed to be for the story.

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

robo tits

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

So I decided to watch The Clone Wars, and it showcased so many new characters and minor characters who previously hadn't gotten a lot of development that it gave me an idea. Anyone want to help make a Star Wars girl tier list? There's no rule that says only vidya can have tier lists. The only rules are that all characters must have appeared in more than one work of Star Wars media and must have a precisely known physical appearance. Otherwise we'd be dealing with way too many one-off characters and characters from the novels who've never had any art drawn of them or real actors portraying them. Vidya-exclusive characters are exempt from the "must be in more than one installment" rule.

Anyway, here's what I have so far.

Ahsoka Tier
Ahsoka Tano

God Tier
Handmaiden, Riyo Chuchi

High Tier
Jan Ors, Bastila Shan, Mara Jade, Mission Vao, Aayla Secura

Mid Tier
Luminara Unduli, Adi Gallia, Leia Organa, Juhani, Visas Marr, Mira, Jaina Solo

Low Tier
Padme "Israel First" Amidala, Asajj Ventress

Bantha Poodoo Tier
Aurra Sing

Less Desirable Than Jabba the Hutt Tier
Rey, Jyn "I Rebel Against The Notion of Not Committing Blatant Plagiarism" Erso

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Satine will be a weird one to place. Neat character design, good personality, absolutely the worst at fucking politics and deserved everything that happened to her.

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

Why Satine when you have her sister Bo Katan who is way better than her? Also she's voiced by Katee Sackhoff

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

I'm not saying you're wrong, but the heroes were always the worst part of Battlefront you ask me.
I preferred playing the proper soldiers, struggling in the trenches, fighting those dirty clanker scum.
Rex'd be okay, in that regard. I'd be fine playing heroes what're more around standard troopers. Let me play some of the spec ops guys, like Delta squad, for instance.

Incidentally, there's only one good hero from the new load.

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

<muh 'Self aware game Behavior' aka. no shit sherlock
Captain of the ship doesn't have any quarters
What did the beta cuck mean by this?

also how are those even comparable in the first place? ones a shitty marvel tier like reference, the other doesn't even make sense since the only time you're even there is when your leaving someplace and even then it's only for a few seconds (or as long as the game forces dialog on you) and there's at least two other rooms that would make better quarters than the cockpit anyway

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

Padme has "Israel First"
Leia doesn't
This is your mind on /pol/

Eli White
Eli White

Bo Katan
I'm so glad we got to see >her in the new (((canon))) :'^)

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

More pissed of old luke webms, please

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

*pissed off

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

ventress that low
t. low test beta manlet cuckould

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Disney owned "kotor isn't (((canon)))" star wars
Good
Yes that's 'good' you moron

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

Nothing Disney has done with Star Wars has been good

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Your "God Tier" doesn't even make sense
No Bariss
Asajj Low Tier
Only mainstream names, no fuckdolls from the old true EU like Talon, Guri, Ysanne Isard
try to fit in politics while not mention the biggest jew whore
This isn't a list, it's a testament of your poor taste…

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Oh god… Is that her pozzed/Rebels version on the left?
The art style is awful, I remember the first season, low-poly models everywhere, shitty textures with no normal map… every character has the 3D equivalent of the spaghetti arms and legs from [current year] CalArt 2D animation.
Filoni must hate working for Disney.

This.

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

baitsucker

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

Nothing Disney has done with Star Wars has been good
Which is why Disney owned "kotor isn't (((canon)))" star wars is good
It's like you guy's want to be raped… y-you don't want that right? r-right guys? guys

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

Not entirely true…
At least, a dozen or two new Star Wars media every single year since Episode 1
Lucas sells SW to Disney
Disney declares everything non-canon, except the seven films and the CGI Clone Wars series
No more new EU media
No more stories that can jumble up the plot even more
Anyone can finally get into the Star Wars EU
Easy to find since Disney is rereleasing all EU media with a big shiny Legends banner right across the top
Honest, "killing" Star Wars was the best thing Disney ever did for it. At the very least, it finally said "The series is over and done with, move on with your lives so we can Jew the people who aren't in their mid-thirties or older."

That's also my big complaint with a lot of comics (Both Eastern and Western). Some of the companies and writers just don't know when to quit.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

Not nearly as much as it should. Anyone who still pretends to care about Star Wars only does it to get attention and most of the people turned off by it are already disgruntled at the state of the world.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

As someone that regularly buys__ audiobooks, this is absolutely disgusting.

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

no dick

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

The EU was (mostly) fine as it was. It was definitely better without all the (((diversity))) that Disney is shoving in there. FFS the new books literally use alternative pronouns.

So, no, fuck you, Disney buying out Star Wars was the worst thing to happen to it

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Ahsoka

Goddammn those lewd artists & that show. I swear I'm not even into 2D or short dark women. Please help. My dick wants to explore her every hole

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

wanting Ventress in a higher tier
wanting to inevitably be cucked because she's a psycho bitch

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Ysanne Isard
Fuckable at all

Some people here have a thing for cuntish women, it seems. Still, many of those girls are from the old EU, and the tier list isn't complete yet. Ahsoka tier is pretty self-explanatory by virtue of it being above God tier though.

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

Ahsoka tier is pretty self-explanatory by virtue of it being above God tier though
You're more mentally ill that the faggot claiming Disney buying SW was a good thing.

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

At least I'm not a prancing la-la homo. You tremendous boy-molesting fruit.

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

Captain of the ship doesn't have any quarters
Atton's not the captain of the ship, the player is. Did you not play the game?

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

I actually like the EU more than the movies.

The games and Dark Horse comics is better than anything Lucas ever did.

Jose King
Jose King

not thinking Ashoka is god-tier makes you gay.
Okay.

The games and Dark Horse comics is better than anything Lucas ever did.
This. TIE Fighter is still the best experience Star Wars has to offer.

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

Ventress will cuck you eventually
She actually died because she was loyal to vos you fucking nigger.

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

A Ventress is fine too.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

wanting to fuck worst designed asoka
shit taste

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

Can I just say to all you degenerate faggots that your choice of waifu is shit. All these Star Wars girls are disgusting and completely unfappable to. The Droids on the otherhand though…..

Christian King
Christian King

I bet Tie fighter is nuked from the canon?

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

There is only two Star Wars canons: Pre-Disney (Originally called the EU, now called Legends), and Post-Disney (Anything made since the 2014 acquisition, and whatever EU material Disney now deems "canon").

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

Daala > Isard

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

It's non-kosher because it actually shows the Empire making the galaxy a better place.

No, there's Star Wars and then there's the Jewish mockery Disney is creating. They'll run Star Wars into the ground within 10 years. Every toy made for TFA isn't selling, people only buy the legacy stuff.

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

Star Wars is a tortured IP, it has quite the potential, but people fucked it up.

It had tons of good games, but good (or at least decent) writing for it is rare as shit.

Aside from the original trilogy, Kotor2, what else is there?
Kotor1 didn't have good writing at all, all the interesting stuff about Revan comes from 2.
Kyle Katarn is fun and interesting, they could actually make a good spin-off trilogy with him as a grey jedi who favors using standard weaponry rather than his lightsaber and isn't afraid to shank a fucker.

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

meme fanfic characters
good

no tales of the jedi comics

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

So what the fuck are those little pips on their shoulders? I just got done watching the Rifftrax of ✡Rogue One✡ and that kept bothering me about their uniforms. And the rebels also have them, but theirs look like they continue down into a pocket for another 6 inches. The fuck are those things?

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

It was explained in Rebels. Those are "ID pens".

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

They're code cylinders. Basically they're USB drives that carry access codes, decryption algorithms, etc.

I don't know what Rebels calls them but Rebels is shit so you can just ignore that

I actually like the EU more than the movies.
The pre-Disney EU was the best part of Star Wars. Honestly the movies set up a great universe but they're not that great on their own.

Every toy made for TFA isn't selling
Passed through the toy aisle the other day at my local supermarket. All of the Star Wars figures were sold out except for Finn, who was still fully stocked despite being on sale. Brought a warm feeling to my heart.

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

<No Kreia
<Ahsoka not shite tier
This is some low energy bait.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

Fuck, Kreia isn't even just a top tier Star Wars girl, she's a top tier Star Wars character. I bet the fag who posted that shit doesn't even know who she is.

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

So what the fuck are those little pips on their shoulders?
Pens, they're all geeks.

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

That nigger didn't even have Juno Eclipse on his list, you should be angry at him.

Shouldn't they be using pocket protectors?
Or are they using special space pens that won't leak ink?

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

All of the Star Wars figures were sold out except for Finn
Kek, same goes arround here in eastern-europe, but just with Rey.

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

No one's buying nuWars toys

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

These are Bic pens, the ink doesn't leak. They carry those futuristic Bic pens upside down, that's why you only see the cap.

David Adams
David Adams

Tier list has the entire playable female cast of KotOR 2 except for Kreia
Somehow I don't know who she is

I'm not into grannies, sorry. This is a waifu tier list. If you made a tier list of philosophically interesting Star Wars characters, though, she'd be near if not at the top. And as Atton accurately points out, she did look good once. See Handmaiden for proof.

If you want her on the list, find a spot for her or make your own list.

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

Finn sold better than Rey in NA

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

Mark looks like he is trying to conjure up the dark side to choke her.

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

Shouldn't those be "spin-offs"? Since… ya'know they are into "the business".

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

Obi-Wan and Satine had better chemistry in ten minutes than Anakin and Padme had in three fucking movies

Why did TCW have to die such an ignominious death?

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

Ventress dies in a canon novel actually.

Jedi Master Quinlan Vos gets told by the Jedi Order to go murder the fuck out of Count Dooku prior to the events of Episode 3. Jedi aren't assassins so they don't know how he should go about it so Obi-Wan goes "well how about you go ask Ventress for help? She's a bounty hunter now after all, not a Sith." So he does. Vos and Ventress fall in love with eachother while she shows him how to use his "darker" emotions and power without falling to the Dark Side completely while training on Dathomir. They go to kill Dooku and fail. Vos is captured and falls to the Dark Side and becomes Dooku's new apprentice. But then Ventress rescues him in short order and he becomes a Jedi again. Vos comes up with a plan to trick Dooku to lead the two of them to Sideous so they can kill both Sith at once, but the ship the three of them get on crashes and Dooku catches on to Vos' plan and tries to kill him. Ventress jumps in front of Vos and eats a faceful of lightning and dies. Dooku escapes, Vos completely is free of the Dark Side because of Ventress' sacrifice. The end.

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Anons what comics series that featured 181st Imperial Fighter Wing. Its been a long time since i read the series

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

and also Any anons have screencaps on the Empire did nothing wrong and made the galaxy a better place

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Star-Wars: Empire was a pretty good run, especially the first few issues.

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

I can't find it on Google because EU/Legends have lobsters of their own but I recall reading a comic where two lobsters discuss morality and ethic regarding a scenario where government kills, possibly by accident, parents of young farmboy who then joins terrorist organization and leads attack on military facility causing massive casualties. Only in last panel is Star Wars ever mentioned, with second lobster reacting along lines "hey wait a second"

John Torres
John Torres

Here's a list of pairings and potential pairings with better chemistry than Anakin and Padme:

Obi-Wan and Satine
Male or female Revan and Bastila
Kyle and Jan
Han and Leia
Female Revan and Carth
Female Revan and Juhani
Luke and Mara
Anakin and Ahsoka
Male or female Exile and any party member in KotOR 2
Lando and Shaak Ti
Grand Admiral Thrawn and Kreia
R2-D2 and C-3PO
Luke and his hand
Male Revan and Carth
Jango Fett and Jango Fett again
Luke and Leia
Admiral Ackbar and a mousetrap
Barack Obama and a bucket of fried chicken
Any Twi'lek girl and Captain Kirk
Admiral Ackbar and Kanye West

This list is also incomplete.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

So wait, doesn't Vos have a wife and kid by that point? Was that Disney made or pre-Disney because it seems to ignore some events from the Clone Wars comics.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Wonder who the hell is Constable of Zuvio
Google it
Some Disney OC that was seemingly made so they could lisence his likeness to action figures
In the end he was almost completely cut from the final movie

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

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SW Disney Infinity figures
Never thought in my life that I would ever see a discount sticker say buy 1, get 4 free.

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That sad fact that we will never get an awesome 2D animated action SW cartoon series ever again.

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

We'll never get anything awesome SW again. Disney made damn sure of that.

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

just stay away from these corporations user, no point in being disappointed constantly about bad people predictably doing bad things.

microsoft
responsible for xbox one/kinect/windows10, part of prism, ruining halo, taking over minecraft, xbox online shop overflowing with indishit games (last checked over a year ago)

intel
helps the nsa backdoor everyone's computers along with microsoft

nvidia
ask /tech/ (unless they ban you instantly for no reason at all for talking about /tech/nology just like /a/ for talking about /a/nime)

systemd
forcibly inserted into many different linux operating systems that would otherwise be 8/10 as some kind of linux coup.

the vast majority of things globalist in nature. (support the internet though)

internet image and discussion boards that censor users

apple
responsible for iphones, part of prism

ea
took over and discontinued countless video game companies, microtransactions, dlc, season passes, full of sjw's who claim sexism and muhsoggyknees because people don't buy the game when really the reason is because the game is broken and low quality and they don't want to take responsibility for that.

bioware
gives ea whatever they want. ruined knights of the old republic, ruined every mass effect after ME1

dice
responsible for battlefield

ubisoft
does similar things to ea and activision

activision blizzard
microtransactions, dlc, some of the first people to release the cancer of microtransactions and dlc into the video game world.

bungie
responsible for leaving microsoft because they didn't like what they were doing to halo, and then doing the same things as them by making destiny

sony
really dumb customer support, not a whole lot of good games, added paid online to ps4, online shop overflowing with indishit games (last checked over a year ago)

nintendo
very small amount of games worth playing not counting old eshop titles, added paid online to the switch, eshop is overflowing with indishit games (last checked over a year ago), eshop lacking some of the best old titles from n64, gamecube, and so on. infuriating artificial difficulty in some games.

rockstar
responsible for gta5, microtransactions, dlc, shark cards

bethesda
responsible for skyrim

steam
microtransactions, dlc, digital rights management hell, always online, get banned and lose everything you paid for

take two
responsible for borderlands2, microtransactions, dlc, season passes

any company or publisher or corporation that consistently makes videogames that are boring, disappointing, full of drm, microtransactions, dlc, season passes, lack enjoyability, lack fun, have insanely huge hype advertising, and are full of sjw or race guilt influence.

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

the Empire did nothing wrong and made the galaxy a better place
The extra novels really hammer that point home. The New Republic is a horrific incompetent mess that starts multiple wars and is unable to police their member nations leading to chaos being the norm across the galaxy

Meanwhile the Empire gave the galaxy several decades of hard won peace

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

The larger politics were right, the smaller stuff was bad and the execution could use some work. Naboo's plight in episode 1 made no fucking sense, the planet is lush with fields and wildlife, and the movie never bothers to explain why a planet like that with what appears to be low population density would have an issue surviving on its own. Likewise, the movies were so damn obvious that Palpatine was the actual villain when that should have been something that shows up in episode 3 so the viewer feels betrayed rather than "why did you trust this fucker."

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

IIRC Naboo was supposedly reliant on imports of high-end products (not even getting into how stupid that is in futuristic setting since Star Wars is more of a fantasy)

I personally was more curious as to what Naboo exports in order to pay for imports. Turns out that the backdrop for Darth Maul versus Gui-Qon and Obi-Wan was production facility for "high-energy plasma" harvested from Naboo's core where plasma was abundant. This would make little to no sense even if it wasn't claimed in the movie that the Planet's core can be passed through by a submarine (which alone is also retarded.).

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

Well, that is retarded. In any case, that is actually one of my biggest problems with these kinds of settings. They just scale up the politics and economics when planets should be self sufficient for at least general goods. You could make an argument about manufactured goods, particularly if the galaxy has different levels of technological advancement or different branches, leading to interstellar trade.

Honestly, I would have accepted the idea that they had too many artisans and other such "high end jobs" and were relying on gibs from the Republic.

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

If I would have to come up with logical explanation, I'd say that due to ease of interstellar travel and relatively free trade the Naboo ended up not building their own factories and relying on imports like many western countries do with China.

Politics was indeed generally at least "okay" tier. Simpsons once made joke about the entire movie being about Senate hearings and stuff but that's gross exaggeration. The one thing that's taking too much screen time is possibly the Podracing sequence.

Also reminds me with stuff on young Anakin. Whoever the actor was he wasn't that bad and ended up being scapegoat of the fanboy crowd who desperately tried to come up with somebody other than George Lucas to blame. Scene from novelization that didn't make it to movie was kind of cool, it would've included the young Anakin helping injured Tusken Raider and in turn not getting killed by the said Raider's clan. Instead we got cameo-tier inclusion of raiders shooting podracers for apparently just shit and giggles.

David Bailey
David Bailey

Well, that is retarded. In any case, that is actually one of my biggest problems with these kinds of settings.

That's a problem with all sci-fi that includes aliens. With watching the characters bumming around the galaxy in Stargate/Star Trek/Farscape, you're suppose to believe that the little plot of land that the cast visits is representative of the entire planet. However, as we know in real life, New York has a vastly different mindset than Hong Kong, or Paris, or Moscow. And, even New York isn't exactly representative of American culture since you also have Chicago, Dallas, L.A., Miami, Seattle, and that's not even leaving the big cities.

Honestly, if you really want to get down to it, it's a hypocritical discussion in-of itself. Because, to bring back the "New York" example, you also have to specify which part of "New York" when being specific about the area because there's Manhattan, Brooklyn, Harlem, the Hamptons, Chinatown, and so on. However, when you begin to bring back the scope, you all classify it as "New York" with their specific style of pizza, slums on every corner, the cops being assholes, Lady Liberty, traffic jams everywhere, etc. Then, you decide to expand the scope to the entire U.S. and you get the gun-toting rednecks with a burger in hand standing on top of a dead buck, then to the entire continent, then to the entire hemisphere, then to the entire planet, and so on.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Anyone else like Star Wars strategy games? They didn't make enough of those. I'd like to see a Star Wars RTS that takes into account all the economics of running a galaxywide civilization. I don't know how well that would work, though. I'd settle for another tactical Star Wars game, but not under Disney, of course.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

The best Star Wars strategy games I've played were all mods, like the Thrawns Revenge mod for SoaSE. I'd love to see a proper SW strategy, but unfortunately I don't expect that to happen

Lucas White
Lucas White

Source? I got nothing trying to look it up

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

user can you pls Tell me any of the Novels/Comics?

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Star Wars Rebellion and Empire At War.

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

Played both. Good games, but they don't capture the full extent of what it takes to run an economy.

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

Post-Disney. Comics canon was erased and this follows Clone Wars CGI series canon.

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

What gameplay mechanics would we all like to see in hypothetical Star Wars games? BF3, JK3, KotOR 3, anything. I could go for a lightspear or a jetpack in Jedi Knight. I played some mods that used jetpacks and they kicked ass. And then there were the badass jetpack sequences in Shadows of the Empire. I think a lot of games could use more jetpacks.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Is the KotOR MMO and fun at all with friends? Some buddies of mine have been wanting to play it since we finished the Clone Wars cartoon but the EA and Bioware name are a big turn off, not to mention how bad its initial release was. Also, what is hidden behind their paywall?

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

The gameplay of TOR is essentially the same as WoW. It's really nothing special. The game tried to sell itself on being a story-driven MMO, but most of the writing ranges from passable to complete garbage.

That being said, TOR also has one of the single best Star Wars stories in the entire IP, and that's the Imperial Agent class story. How such a gem ended up wedged in that pile of shit astounds me to this day. I highly recommend that everyone play through this story, because it's actually very, very good.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Will do, I appreciate the heads up and it's good to know it won't be a complete waste of time.

Also, is the Commando story worth anything?

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

I don't know why the fuck you'd want to play as Republic scum. You some sort of hippie or something?
Seriously though all the Republic storylines are average at best. In my opinion they're shit because they're all boring and two-dimensional but YMMV.

To summarize the class stories:
Jedi Guardian: A lot of people encourage others to play as a Jedi Guardian because "it's basically KotoR 3" but that's a big fucking lie. It's like playing through a children's cartoon. That being said, the story for the Guardian is more directly related to the overall story of TOR and gets mentioned most often in the post-class-story content.
Jedi Consular: As above, but somehow more boring and way less impactful
Smuggler: Great for the first chapter or so, since you actually feel like a smuggler, but by halfway through Chapter 2 you get railroaded into being an agent for Republic secret service whether you want to or not
Commando: Haven't actually played it but from what I'm told the story is fairly monotone in terms of pacing. "Go here to kill this guy, go here to kill that guy," like what you would expect from a soldier's story.

Sith Warrior: Average overall story, cringy companions. Some people think going light side SW is one of the better stories.
Sith Inquisitor: Starts out decent, gets repetitive, ends poorly. Your character basically spends most of his time playing Pokemon but with force ghosts.
Bounty Hunter: Starts out okay, becomes average, stays average. More or less what you would expect, sort of the Empire equivalent to Commando.
Imperial Agent: The best story in the game bar none. You feel like a secret agent. Characters are well-written, have depth and personality, and are better voice-acted than 99% of all the other NPCs. Character choices are not always black and white. The story progresses in a logical fashion and keeps a good tempo. You stop plots against the Empire and unravel conspiracies all while trying to stave off Sith attempts to use Imperial Intelligence as a pawn in their internal power struggles. This is the only class story where you actually make choices at the end that affect the outcome of the story.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Mostly because I thought the Clone Commandos were cool so I thought they may be similar, but I'll just go with the Imperial Agent like you said.

Might do a Sith to Light if I enjoyed one play through. Thanks a lot for the rundown.

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

Mostly because I thought the Clone Commandos were cool

You might enjoy Commando then. You can always give it a shot. Like I said it's the only one I haven't tried so I can't really give you a firsthand impression of it. Even F2P players get to have multiple characters so no reason you couldn't do both.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Playing Dark Sided Jedi and Light Sided Sith is really the only way to make those stories really interesting.

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

with Imperial Agent is the story best done light or dark route

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

They're both equally viable tbh. I think the best advice I can give when approaching an Agent playthrough is to think of yourself as a nationalist or Imperial patriot and make your choices with that in mind. With the Agent, even though choices can be labelled as "light" or "dark", the morality behind them isn't that cut-and-dry and good arguments could be made for each.

If you're one of those people who wants to make consistently labelled choices though, or if you're stuck in a bit of dialogue because you're having a tough time choosing between a light or dark side option, I will say that overall the dark side choices are often more satisfying or more interesting.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

think of yourself as a nationalist or Imperial patriot

Luckily I've been going about it that way, and you weren't kidding. The story has me hooked, to be honest I'm pretty damn immersed. Guess this is the diamond in the turd.

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

Every time the subject of Star Wars games comes up, the first thing I always think to myself is that the Agent storyline deserved its own game. It would have made a great TPS/RPG or FPS/RPG hybrid. They could have done so much more with it that way.

Unfortunately, one day SWTOR will shut down, and the Agent story will be lost to us forever.

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

The trooper story, in my opinion, is almost bland with how average it is. It's mostly a "uber patriotic and doesn't afraid of anything FOR THE REPUBLIC!" type of story.
But as others have said, the Imperial Agent story is by far the best class. I don't know if they just allocated all of their funds into it or if they wrote it first, but it plays like you would expect an RPG. You know, choices matter and you have the ability to play a fucking role.
I want to fug one of those blue qts

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

rae, who has LITERALLY never held a lightsaber, or used the force, was able to reverse mind fuck kylo ren, and draw/win a lightsaber duel. despite kylo having been in training for fucking years.
I still find it funny that people try and say that Rae isn't a marry sue.
Luke first movie
trained by Obi Wan, albeit only for a short period of time
used the force to help him blow up the death star
second movie
Luke barely pulls a light saber to him from a couple feet away stuck in a snow mound
gets trained even more by Yoda
he still loses to Dark Vader

Rae first movie
no training at all
somehow knows how to fly Han's ship better than Han himself
somehow can do mind tricks on a guard
was able to pull a light saber out of a snow mound from yards away, while kilo was also force pulling it. So she somehow overpowered a trained sith apprentice in powers she has no training in
is able to beat a trained sith apprentice in combat who has much more training then her

Force awakens is a joke. Not only is Rae a shitty marry sue the actress can't even act. She has the same annoyed look on her face throughout the entire movie, yet somehow everyone likes her for some reason.

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

WHERE IS JAR JAR

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

She has the same annoyed look on her face throughout the entire movie, yet somehow everyone likes her for some reason.

I was flabbergasted when RLM said they liked the movie and that her acting was one of the highlights. She has the exact same wide-eyed, slack-jawed expression in every single scene, and her character is bland and completely uncompelling.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

ea
took over and discontinued countless video game companies
bioware
dice
Isn't including bioware and dice kind of redundant, considering the whole reason they've been shit is because of ea taking them over and fucking them up?

bethesda
You rightly point out DLC as being a shitty practice of pretty much every other company, but don't even mention horse armor?

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

Dead.

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

implying RLM isn't being paid to say that

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

I was flabbergasted when RLM said they liked the movie and that her acting was one of the highlights. She has the exact same wide-eyed, slack-jawed expression in every single scene, and her character is bland and completely uncompelling.
THIS
Are you me, user?

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

Not unless both of you are also me. No intelligent person liked TFA.

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

There were other good/decent storylines in SWTOR. The only good thing about that game were the class stories, but you have to slog through a terrible MMO to enjoy them so it's questionable if it's worth it. I played through every single one, and while they were fun, man it was a huge time expenditure. Only worth it if you have a ton of time on your hands and nothing else to spend it on.

Also your class summaries are pretty bare bones and you miss their appeal. You also didn't cover the crews which are a big part of the fun of the game.

Republic:

Jedi Knight: It really is a classic Jedi story. The light in the darkness fighting valiantly against the forces of evil, totally vanilla. The only thing going Dark Side does is make you more brutal when dealing with the Sith or other villains, instead of attempting to redeem them or imprison them, you just kill them. Whether or not you enjoy this really comes down to whether or not you like vanilla good vs evil conflicts.

Crew: Pretty dull assortment. T7 is the plucky droid sidekick, Kiras the rebel without a cause, Doc is literally Hawkeye from M.A.S.H, Rusk is the "sole survivor" archetype, and Lord Scourge is the "villain with standards". They're all pretty basic tropes and all pretty bland.

Jedi Consular: This storyline was weak. Very slow, very uninteresting, and lackluster from start to finish. You more or less go from being an archaelogist to a diplomat to a redeeming priest and none of the three are done well, or are compelling. Easily the worst storyline on the Republic side.

Crew: Qyzen was great, he is honestly the best part of the entire Consular class. Tharan was at least an interesting concept, Nadia is just the super gifted prodigy that seems to only exist so the Consular can have a female romance option, and Fenix/Zenith are totally forgettable.

Commando: I actually enjoyed this storyline. You can either go scorched earth the mission over everything or play humanitarian soldier. The missions were well put together and it was a solid experience. Nothing spectacular but it was good.

Crew: Really good crew, Aric is great, Elara is fun, and M1 is the best droid companion in the game. Yuun is fairly forgettable, and Tanno might as well not exist.

Smuggler: The most fun I had playing this game, especially the first chapter. They did a great job with this class, I loved the missions and I loved the interactions. Dark Side is way more fun than Light Side.

Crew: Easily the best crew in the entire game. Risha and Akaavi are fantastic, Corso and Bowdaar are bro tier. Gus is hit or miss, you either love him or hate him.

Empire:

Sith Warrior: Pretty good, either play as a competent Skeletor, or a reformer who wants the Empire to succeed by ending the stupidity of the Sith power games.

Crew: Garbage. Broonmark is the only decent character in the entire lot, and he barely speaks. Pierce is just forgettable, and that's a cut above the rest. Vette is annoying as fuck, and makes no sense as a companion the way she's written, Quinn is more of the same, and Jaesa is either a Jedi with zero personality or Edgequeen McEdge.

Sith Inquisitor: Absolute worst storyline in the game. I regret spending the time playing through it. Every other class gets multiple threats that wind up to the big threat, in the Inquisitor storyline you fight the same guy I think it was, three times? But he keeps surviving or getting away, it was saturday morning cartoon tier in its execution. Nothing about the story was engaging or interesting, either, absolute trash.

Crew: Khem was good. The rest are trash. Xalek might have been interesting except you get him so late he may as well not exist as a companion.

Imperial Agent: Already covered, really, fucking awesome all the way through. Everyone should install TOR and play through this, it's so much fun and really immerses you.

Crew: Really fucking good sans Raina, who felt out of place and forced. Kaliyo, Vector, Lokin, and SCORPIO were all great.

Bounty Hunter: I actually really enjoyed this. The way you work up from small times bounties to the final mission is great, and you never lose the theme of seeking to become the best in the galaxy. This is kinda like the Jedi Knight though, in that you have to possess an appreciation for the story type to really enjoy it.

Crew: Pretty good. Mako is a sweetheart, Gault is god tier, Blizz is fun, and Skadge/Torian are forgettable.

TOR really is a tragedy. In a lot of ways it had so much potential and a lot of glimmers of greatness, but in the end it was a game stuck being a shitty MMO. People always point to the later Mass Effect games or DA2 as to where Bioware died, but I think the real reason the company fell apart was TOR. They lost all their best people after it flopped and all they have left at this point is the name of the company.

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Everyone talking about how good the Agent story in SWTOR is makes me sad. Not because I feel like you're all dumb for thinking so, it honestly really is that good. More I feel that way because they're cannibalizing their own game to create poor cut/copy/paste versions of the same story.

Currently the storyline in the game has a similar storyline as the Agent vanilla storyline coming to the forefront. A secret society is influencing/controlling events going on in the galaxy. The exact same plot as the Agent storyline except much more poorly written than the Agent's story and it forced a twist for the sake of a twist into the story in the form of Theron Shan betraying you for reasons that make no sense (especially if you're Light Side). People believe he's Ocelot'ing and will be a triple agent but it's still utterly retarded. Oh well. At least we got a dungeon based on Umbara out of it?

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

No, seriously, what did they mean by this?

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

somehow knows how to fly Han's ship better than Han himself

I figured that this was the only point the writers could get away with since we don't know much about Rae's past aside from the fact she's never been off-world and has been a salvager all of her life, and he piloting skills could be the result of her messing around in her free-time with the equipment, and possibly vehicles, on the downed starships. But, even then, that's a bit of a jump.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

*in Disney canon

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

How does breaking shit lead to expertise in utilizing some related other shit, especially if it's highly complex speciliazed equipment that only a few people extremely familiar with it have been shown to be able to use?

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

That was when i started to seriously wonder wether RLM were actual shills.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

You think the trash left at that company can do anything other than poorly cannibalize previous work? All of Biowares writers left the company years ago. Video games generally only attract garbage tier writers to begin with, and Bioware lost even the pick of the litter from that pile of shit.

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

She flies an extremely awkward ship through tight corridors. Even supposing that she was doing flight simulations, that is something that I would expect to see in the climax of the end of a trilogy, not early in the first movie.

They definitely got paid for that review. Everything they criticize other movies for, including other SWand Disney movies, they didn't touch on that one.

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

your mind on /pol/ is deciding that the American born half yid is less jewy than the Israel born one.
Nu-/pol/, maybe.

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

I fucking hate going all hipster film school and I hate how people complain about tropes but pic related is the definition of what TVtrope says is a Mary Sue.

I actually enjoyed the film because it was just a blockbuster Christmas popcorn movie for me. I don't expect anything deep or well written from Hollywood.

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

I fucking hate this so much, Bo Katan was such a cutie and now they made her have 200% growing stronger eyes and fucked up the shape on her face horribly.
Ventress is just Waifubait though.

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Asher Long
Asher Long

holy shit she really cant close her mouth, even for promo pics

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

It's uncanny

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

What film?

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Fish mouth. She has the deep one blood in her.

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

I really wish they would make the post Revan stuff into some non-canon side story and make more class story content instead. The Eternal Alliance thing is dumb

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

the actress can't even act

Oy vey, goyim, why you didn't liked (((JJ Abrams))) cast choice? Are you some kind of antisemitic gnatzee?

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

what did they mean by this?
They meant "contractually Disney paid us a shit ton of money to say that she was amazing, so we will until the contractual obligation is over."

They've swung back and forth in their reviews, sometimes they say good things about her, sometimes they just about say "she was shit, and her acting was shit, and it was fucking awful," but then they remember the money.

You think RedLetterMedia gets by on YouTube bucks? They're not kid friendly at all, so YouTube has probably demonetized everything they've done by now. Gotta pay the bills somehow.

Just like how they say "Leslie Jones was the best part of Ghostbusters 2016." They weren't praising Ghostbusters 2016 necessarily, but they were definitely not being 100% truthful. I'm not saying they're shills and they got paid for that review, but the tone of their content tends to be all over the fucking map. Movies that you KNOW are awful they're like "yeah, it's not that bad…"

I could honestly believe what Mike says in Half in the Bag Episode 7, "Half in the bag has really gone downhill since episode 6!"

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

To be fair, they completely shat on ghostbuster 2016 during that whole review. The whole Leslie Jones thing was more of a begrudging compliment to find something nice to say about the movie. Likely so people don't just go "You just hate everything that's not like your old ghostbusters".

There is no explanation for like The Force Awakens though. Absolutely indefensible.

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

The first Live Action Guyver movie. It's hard to find i in any uncut state due to the directs fighting over it as one wanted to make it like the books, the other wanted to make a silly kids film.

Results in silly happy slapstick, then suddenly the hero is ripping limbs off of his opponents.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Thanks user.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

Disney touching Kyle
Delet this

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

Filoni touched Thrawn, what makes you think he wouldn't touch Mara and Kyle too?

I still confused on that he is a good guy with good intentions or just another Disney slave

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

fantasy shit always has the ancients be op as fuck compared to present day. in old republic you play as the ancients. it makes sense. not to mention revan isn't a mary sue he has character flaws. mary sue != op. he mastered the force 3 times he deserves his power

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Revan is absolutely a Mary Sue. Holy shit man do you not remember KOTOR 1? The entire game from start to finish is everyone sucking Revans dick. Everyone from his enemies to his allies can't stop talking about how overpowered and godlike he was at every god damned thing he ever did, and, especially, how he was always right. Even Revans rebellion against the council is portrayed in such a way as to put Revan in a good light. The entirety of KOTOR is hearing about how COOL, so AWESOME, so WISE, so STRONG, and so forth, Revan is. And the entire universe revolves around Revans actions, rather than him being a key part of larger events. But this is all forgiven because you, the player, ARE Revan so he's not a badly written character at all, right?

I feel in many ways KOTOR was the fall of Bioware, because through it they realized just how effective stroking player egos are. Pander to the player by constant flattery to the PC, give them a shitty romance and they'll forgive every other god damned flaw in the game. It still makes me laugh that people defend Revan, simply because they identify with the character due to playing through KOTOR.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

what makes you think he wouldn't touch Mara and Kyle too?
Ors and Katarn don't exist in the Disney universe, they've been replaced with Jyn Erso and Cassian Andor.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

The Clone Wars is basically 90% of the Star Wars desu senpai.

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

Plus if the Kotor 2 storyline wouldn't explain his actions, he would ne nothing but an angsty edgelord.

There is two character i never ever want to see in Star Wars again. Revan and Starkiller
Sadly they have a pretty big fanbase…

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

Star wars is shit. You're such a loser that you care about shitty spinoff characters too. You're like even shittier than the normally shit starwars shitters.

William Brooks
William Brooks

/tv/index.html

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

Not an argument. You’re shilling for kikery.

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Which is exceptionally funny because if you went dark side in KotOR1, you played as a violent thug.

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

Is there a viewing guide for Rebels similar to

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