ITT

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

ITT: Game mechanics that break immersion so hard that you can never re-immerse, because they are too fucking stupid for a rational brain to accept

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zelda.gamepedia.com/Ravio#Nomenclature
my.mixtape.moe/hgrzrn.zip

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Shops in adventure games break immersion for you?

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

A shop where you rent legendary ancient items from a random asshole, who you have the moral authority to kill and rob since he is blocking your ability to save the world, but you aren't allowed to kill, and somehow he takes back items when you die
Game has a backwards difficulty because the dungeons are all designed to be beaten as a first dungeon, but they upgrade your attack, defense, and magic, making the next ones easier with nothing to offset your new powers
Other Zeldas used the key item as a means to let you bypass previously impassable traps and re-explore the dungeon in a new way, this dynamic progression is all gone

William Perry
William Perry

from a random asshole
It's Lorule's version of Link, you fucking basketball..

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

i have never heard of a pawnbroker and every criticism i have holds up fine when based morrowind does the same thing.
its okay when nintendo does it

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY…

A GAME THEORY

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

No, user, it really is Link.

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Game has a backwards difficulty because the dungeons are all designed to be beaten as a first dungeon, but they upgrade your attack, defense, and magic, making the next ones easier with nothing to offset your new powers
Other Zeldas used the key item as a means to let you bypass previously impassable traps and re-explore the dungeon in a new way, this dynamic progression is all gone

Breath of the Wild did this too but slightly different. 4 dungeons and, would could be 4 dungeons, are scattered across the map as shrines with puzzles so easy it's insulting. And they can't have that much variety because you don't get any new tools outside of the few you start with. To not make people frustrated that they can't do certain shrines without a certain tool, they made all shrines accessible.

I would rather have the old system of 8 or so dungeons with new tools to explore and fight enemies with. At the start, certain enemies give you trouble and you have to always take the long route to get to anything. By end game barely anything on the world map can touch you and nothing blocks your path. It was a much better sense of progression than what they do now which is essentially throwing a bunch of passives onto you that don't really change the way you play.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Why didn't you just save up enough to buy them outright the first time? I never rented a single thing. Not like you really had to grind for cash, and there was fucking nothing else to spend it on.

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

You don't get to own items until you open up Lorule.

I would rather have the old system of 8 or so dungeons with new tools to explore and fight enemies with.
Yes, as long as they don't make the boss fight "apply tool to boss, wail on them". This is done well by LttP, but not TP for example.

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

He literally takes off the mask in the end, did you even beat it?

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Hi, I'm OP and I can not stop sucking cocks

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

Link Between World is a fucking terrible game either way, the item shit is the last thing you've got to worry about.

I would've rather they released the remake to ALTTP they were clearly making for most of the development of this game rather than changing two things and trying to sell it as a completely different titles that uses 1:1 replicas of all the old locations with minimum changes and a shitty gimmick.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

I guess the shopkeeper in Dork Soles 1 and 2 that sells the boss armors he shouldn't fucking be able to obtain in the first place
Also weak NPC's making it to dangerous areas in general on Soles games

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Why is link's bizarro twin named ravioli
Is it some retarded nip wordplay

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

I wanna fuck that even moreso than I do normal link

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

Cause he's a rabbit, I guess.

Rabio

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

zelda.gamepedia.com/Ravio#Nomenclature
ravioli is apparently the shipping name for him and link are you homo

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

are you homo
That's the wrong question
Shipping is some cuck shit, I want the boipussy for myself

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

fake ;)

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

immersion
Whatever that buzzword even means?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

Theres not enough porn of Ravio.

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

Distraction. Kind of like having sex, when you're REALLY having sex (making love) your hips start moving on their own, but when you're not into it, you know you have to put it in the effort to stay stiff.

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

when you're not into it, you know you have to put it in the effort to stay stiff
Why would have sex if you don't want to?

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

what is rape

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

Another buzzword?

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

Someone post this here
reddit.com/r/rape

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

CTRL + C
new tab
CTRL + V
Enter
see pic related
hit x
Once you've entered a relationship with another person and once you've agreed to fuck there can be no rape, since you're obviously fine with having his dick bludgeoning your meat flaps, you dumb cunt. If you don't like his final approach to your landing strip, talk to HIM, not the worst cesspool of retardation on the internet, reddit, you mentally deficient parasitic cow.

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

Beta bonk: Having consensual sex in a relationship.
Chad cumcram: Raping your partner in a relationship.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

Points 10 and 12

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

I genuinely, actually beat the game at release and DO NOT remember the reveal that Rovio was Dark Link all along. By the time I beat it I was absolutely fed up with the game, so I guess it just didn't stick out in my mind because I was mentally checked out at that point. Kek

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

Please fuck me please
fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
Oh no he's fucking me
rape! RAPE! HELP ME REDDIT!
Women were a mistake. Develop your sex gynoids faster, Japs.

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

If the sex is amazing as she describes, she should let go of all delusions of control. She's holding herself from experiencing full pleasure because of the american rape meme she's been taught.

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
Kill yourselves you base retards.

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

You've never been in a relationship, have you, you utter mongoloid?

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

base retards.
what kind of insult is that?

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

You're either a normalfag or a woman. Either way, know that you must lurk for three (3) years before posting, to prevent ridicule and a display of your butthurt.

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

I'm not sure if you guys realize this, but the fact he's literally the other world's Link makes it worse since he'd have more incentive to help out Link since if his world gets fucked up then Furry Link has no other worlds to hop to.

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Ya but he made bank doing it. Link fucks up? still has the rupees, Link saves it? Thanks for the money, honey.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

be Ravio
too much of a bitch to do anything other than find Link to solve your problems
have to hide your identity behind a mask else you'll get your shit kicked in because you're so scared
can't just give Link free shit because you may get targeted or found out
has to keep up the appearance of a greedy merchant to not be too helpful and get yourself killed

Ravio was a bottom bitch that never directly confronted his problems until Link took care of them he did nothing outside of character

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

As with anyone, it is possible she's lying or exaggerating. Taking that at face value, though, it was clearly rape.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

once you're in a relationship you can't say 'no'
Fuck off, Ahmed.

getting mad at bait images

Says the shitskin newfag who's so dumb he actually agrees with bait images.

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

complain you haven't felt wanted sexually for days
confront boyfriend about it
he tries to tell you he is interested in you but you're too hysterical to listen
tries to show you
he doesn't even insert
raaaaaaaaaaape

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Repeatedly ask for sex
Get sex
cry rape
hurr hurr Ahmed
Go orbit some slut, faggot.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

Actually checking and this is Holla Forums.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

he doesn't even insert
I can't read

being the living caricature of a MGTOW loser.
Jesus Christ you're pathetic.

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

Defending a maiden on an anonymous imageboard about videogames
Go back to reddit, normalfag.

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

She's only saying it's rape because he stopped.

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

the amount of people in here defending the hysterical woman from reddit and actually believing in feminism

Holla Forums is dead then, right? We've been infected and there's no stopping the ever-accelerating spiral into SJW madness that took 4chan? I'm gonna go build a cabin innawoods and prepare for the civil war, because the only place that can't be infiltrated by this scum is my own mind.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

triggered by mgtow
being a white knight
wew

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

There is literally nothing wrong with MGTOW. Fuck off to reddit.

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

tfw I accidentally the thread

John Martin
John Martin

Hehe that's right, goy don't breed or start families, look how hard we made it for you
Just live out your life child-free and don't weight yourself down with family obligations, focus on your career instead!
Having kids is such a pain anyway, only losers do that!
MGTOW not being a cancerous degenerate hedonictic movement that is at the core counter-productive and damaging to society
KYS, faggot.

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

Dude, i am feminist, but even i don't agree with you calling Ahmed pathetic.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Sure as hell beats being a beta orbiter, which is what the sexual revolution made everyone who isn't top 15%.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

MGTOW not being a cancerous degenerate hedonictic movement that is at the core counter-productive and damaging to society
Focusing on making money for myself alone and maybe a fembot/gynoid maintenance, what's so unproductive? I am just not sharing with another human.

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

Being a russian liberal
Rooting for kike funded color revolutions
Hating your(?) own people and heritage
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Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

Yeah! I love jacking it to femboiz and traps xD
MAGA! MILO ALL THE WAY!!!

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

I'm neither and I've browsed here for 3 years faggot.
I just hate degenerates.

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

womens faces when they realize the scam is finally coming to an end and they won't be able to live like a parasite anymore

No child support or alimony for you. Too bad.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

He switched IP's to continue his shilling
That's right goy, don't breed, just focus on being a genetic dead-end and chase after careers and having fun.
We don't need any more of your filth running around anyway, just live a happy life and die so ahmed and jamal can replace you.

John Allen
John Allen

13262589
Supportking kike funded color revolutions
papa soros is so proud.

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

You're not getting a single cent of my money. Deal with it.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

nah, I am a different person that also wants to just live peacefully, I would have considered having a family if women weren't so obnoxious nowadays.

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

He keeps arguing against reproducing which is objectively about the worst thing you can do to your people
He bases all of this on completely selfish desires flasely believing that he has no inherited duty to his nation
His only goal in life is hedonistic pleasure
KYS degenerate.

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

Fix the divorce laws and the whole "guilty until proven innocent" thing associated with false rape claims and then we'll talk. If all that stuff is really what you care about then you don't need to suck my blood like a fucking tick.

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Go get baptized and move to Eastern Europe. Polish and Ukranian women are still uncucked, with Poles probably being the most redpilled race of people on the planet.

William Bennett
William Bennett

he continues to argue from a selfish point of view whilst advocating for the second worst thing you can do to your nation short of advocating for violent genocide
KYS you cancerous fuck..

Samuel King
Samuel King

before I linked that I thought it was ergo proxy
why
?

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

He keeps arguing against reproducing which is objectively about the worst thing you can do to your people
His only goal in life is hedonistic pleasure
I get what you mean, but if the issue is genetic, aren't we better off without his crybaby hedonistic genes.
And if he's a non-white, that's one less non-white.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

We got along just fine without child support and alimony since the countries inception. If you won't budge on that I won't budge on making white babies. I don't need to be in a relationship, I enjoy being able to do what I want, when I want with my time and money. Throwing all that away so a borderline retarded narcissistic sociopath can point a gun at my head doesn't seem like a good idea. If it really is selfish to not want your life to be ruined on the whims of a mentally ill woman then I'm totally 100% okay with being selfish.

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

Wait, you just need us to reproduce right?

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

the second worst thing you can do to your nation
supporting your nation when its cucked (((feminist))) and anti-family policies are the entire reason we're in this situation

Слава Україні сука

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

All these "could happen" horror stories
You're sounding just like the gun-control advocates now. B-b-b-but if people get guns, they'll just start shooting each other! B-b-b-but even having a gun won't save you from burglars barging into your house, they'll just shoot you with your own gun!

The point is not that it's hard to do, but that it has to be done no matter what you dumb piece of shit.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

Being a kosher cockhole "nationalist" that roots for his country joining the (((EU))) so he could fuck off to europe as a gastarbeiter and never return.
Some love for your country you got there.
feminists and jews make reproducing hard for whites
this means that we shouldn't
Great logic, just as expected from a protoukr.

William Morgan
William Morgan

I didn't say I needed anything from you, I was just asking 1191aa a question.

Joseph King
Joseph King

has to be done no matter what
has to be done even if you never get to see your children
has to be done even if your ex-wife brainwashes your children into failing mentally ill liberals
has to be done even if the mere act of doing so just causes the problems of this country to multiply
this will help my country

Fine, I give in, I put my sperm in a bank now I can get some broad pregnant that way, are you happy? I reproduced!

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

inb4 it doesn't work because you have to support them economically or some shit.

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

Gun violence is insignificantly small while divorce is literally a coin toss. Whats the point in having kids if she's just going to leave you, brainwash your kids to hate you and turn them into braindead leftist shitheads who are far more likely to end up as criminals?

feminists and jews make reproducing hard for whites
this means that we shouldn't

Why aren't you putting any energy into fixing the problems of marriage in the country then? This seems more like a ploy for white women to ring in a few more suckers before the whole scam collapses than anything else. You would think that people who actually want more white babies etc, would do everything to fix the biggest roadblock to that goal being achieved. That same roadblock that benefits white women in the short term at the expense of everyone else. The lack of this effort is VERY suspicious and leads me to believe it's just a white woman scam exploiting nationalistic feelings.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

Not even Vlad Dracul would support those women.

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

Posting this ugly tranny should be a bannable offense.

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

tranny

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

UA, a Catholic country with plenty of experience under foreign rule
joining the (((EU))), who have done jack fucking shit to protect them from Ivan

good fuckin' joke, take your demoralization shilling elsewhere commie fuck

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

It's risky so we shouldn't do it
white women are our enemy go - guys!
We should not apply any effort to fix the demographics problem beccause bad things MAY happen
Well guess what, visiting this site might cause you to end up in jail in a couple of years if wrngthink supression contines as it is now. Maybe you should stick to facebook and reddit and not express any (((dangerous))) ideas.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

Deku Link is for ___

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

random
well, no
I guess he got them like how Link usually does then let Link use them

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

13263121
I've only posted here twice you fucking autist
(3)

Wew

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

13263121
He'd rather shitpost here than knock up white women. Of course he's a troll.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

13263112

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

thread derailed by LARPers
Take it to /pol/ or /leftypol/ fags; we've got enough off-topic shit as it is.

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

13262579
Cope some more, loveshy incel

James Lee
James Lee

Does someone have a screencap of the thread? What got deleted?

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

jrpg dialog

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Making a potion to increase intelligence in Morrowind always broke immersion for me, simply because the brain would have a limit on how intelligent it could be. Even if enhanced magically, the brain can only process so much at once. There are a few other things but that was the big one. Still a great game.

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Don't ask or you'll be banned

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

kys fag
newfag
fag fag

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

When the protagonist as controlled by the player is able to kick the shit out of anyone, yet in cutscenes they're a spineless faggot who lets everyone push them around.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

all these deleted posts

13262515
wanting to be outbred by spics and niggers

Dude, i am feminist
You have to go back

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

I saved the whole thing just for you user my.mixtape.moe/hgrzrn.zip

fuck it, i have a backlog to finish anyway

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

When antagonists stop and face the mc to talk, while both have guns, and then when they finish they just shoot each other and dodge the bullets until they get to cover. Fucking hell this is not how physics works, you can't do this shit in the game, why make such cheesy and retarded scenes when you can't ever do something similar? Just plain retarded

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

You make so many rupees, that its piss easy to rent then actually buy everything.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

the only place that can't be infiltrated by this scum is my own mind.
You wanna bet on that?
How would you even know that?

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

source?

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

Arbitrary group limits in multiplayer games will always wango my tangos.

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

buzzword
Whatever that memeword even means?

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

Come back a day later
All replies to rape facts have been deleted
What a shame

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

bizarro world link is a merchant
Oy vey

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

can crush the car
can blow it up
but you cannot break the side mirrors

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