ITT: Game mechanics that break immersion so hard that you can never re-immerse...

ITT: Game mechanics that break immersion so hard that you can never re-immerse, because they are too fucking stupid for a rational brain to accept

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Shops in adventure games break immersion for you?

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It's Lorule's version of Link, you fucking basketball..

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BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY…

A GAME THEORY

No, user, it really is Link.

Breath of the Wild did this too but slightly different. 4 dungeons and, would could be 4 dungeons, are scattered across the map as shrines with puzzles so easy it's insulting. And they can't have that much variety because you don't get any new tools outside of the few you start with. To not make people frustrated that they can't do certain shrines without a certain tool, they made all shrines accessible.

I would rather have the old system of 8 or so dungeons with new tools to explore and fight enemies with. At the start, certain enemies give you trouble and you have to always take the long route to get to anything. By end game barely anything on the world map can touch you and nothing blocks your path. It was a much better sense of progression than what they do now which is essentially throwing a bunch of passives onto you that don't really change the way you play.

Why didn't you just save up enough to buy them outright the first time? I never rented a single thing. Not like you really had to grind for cash, and there was fucking nothing else to spend it on.

You don't get to own items until you open up Lorule.


Yes, as long as they don't make the boss fight "apply tool to boss, wail on them". This is done well by LttP, but not TP for example.

He literally takes off the mask in the end, did you even beat it?

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Link Between World is a fucking terrible game either way, the item shit is the last thing you've got to worry about.

I would've rather they released the remake to ALTTP they were clearly making for most of the development of this game rather than changing two things and trying to sell it as a completely different titles that uses 1:1 replicas of all the old locations with minimum changes and a shitty gimmick.

I guess the shopkeeper in Dork Soles 1 and 2 that sells the boss armors he shouldn't fucking be able to obtain in the first place
Also weak NPC's making it to dangerous areas in general on Soles games

Why is link's bizarro twin named ravioli
Is it some retarded nip wordplay

I wanna fuck that even moreso than I do normal link

Cause he's a rabbit, I guess.

Rabio

zelda.gamepedia.com/Ravio#Nomenclature
ravioli is apparently the shipping name for him and link are you homo

That's the wrong question
Shipping is some cuck shit, I want the boipussy for myself

fake ;)

Whatever that buzzword even means?

Theres not enough porn of Ravio.

Distraction. Kind of like having sex, when you're REALLY having sex (making love) your hips start moving on their own, but when you're not into it, you know you have to put it in the effort to stay stiff.

Why would have sex if you don't want to?

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Another buzzword?

Someone post this here
reddit.com/r/rape

Once you've entered a relationship with another person and once you've agreed to fuck there can be no rape, since you're obviously fine with having his dick bludgeoning your meat flaps, you dumb cunt. If you don't like his final approach to your landing strip, talk to HIM, not the worst cesspool of retardation on the internet, reddit, you mentally deficient parasitic cow.

Beta bonk: Having consensual sex in a relationship.
Chad cumcram: Raping your partner in a relationship.

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I genuinely, actually beat the game at release and DO NOT remember the reveal that Rovio was Dark Link all along. By the time I beat it I was absolutely fed up with the game, so I guess it just didn't stick out in my mind because I was mentally checked out at that point. Kek

Women were a mistake. Develop your sex gynoids faster, Japs.

If the sex is amazing as she describes, she should let go of all delusions of control. She's holding herself from experiencing full pleasure because of the american rape meme she's been taught.

This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
Kill yourselves you base retards.

You've never been in a relationship, have you, you utter mongoloid?

what kind of insult is that?

You're either a normalfag or a woman. Either way, know that you must lurk for three (3) years before posting, to prevent ridicule and a display of your butthurt.

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I'm not sure if you guys realize this, but the fact he's literally the other world's Link makes it worse since he'd have more incentive to help out Link since if his world gets fucked up then Furry Link has no other worlds to hop to.

Ya but he made bank doing it. Link fucks up? still has the rupees, Link saves it? Thanks for the money, honey.

Ravio was a bottom bitch that never directly confronted his problems until Link took care of them he did nothing outside of character

As with anyone, it is possible she's lying or exaggerating. Taking that at face value, though, it was clearly rape.

Fuck off, Ahmed.


Says the shitskin newfag who's so dumb he actually agrees with bait images.

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Go orbit some slut, faggot.

Actually checking and this is Holla Forums.

Jesus Christ you're pathetic.

Go back to reddit, normalfag.

She's only saying it's rape because he stopped.

Holla Forums is dead then, right? We've been infected and there's no stopping the ever-accelerating spiral into SJW madness that took 4chan? I'm gonna go build a cabin innawoods and prepare for the civil war, because the only place that can't be infiltrated by this scum is my own mind.

wew

There is literally nothing wrong with MGTOW. Fuck off to reddit.

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KYS, faggot.

Dude, i am feminist, but even i don't agree with you calling Ahmed pathetic.

Sure as hell beats being a beta orbiter, which is what the sexual revolution made everyone who isn't top 15%.

Focusing on making money for myself alone and maybe a fembot/gynoid maintenance, what's so unproductive? I am just not sharing with another human.

>>>/2ch/

Yeah! I love jacking it to femboiz and traps xD
MAGA! MILO ALL THE WAY!!!

I'm neither and I've browsed here for 3 years faggot.
I just hate degenerates.

No child support or alimony for you. Too bad.

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papa soros is so proud.

You're not getting a single cent of my money. Deal with it.

nah, I am a different person that also wants to just live peacefully, I would have considered having a family if women weren't so obnoxious nowadays.

KYS degenerate.

Fix the divorce laws and the whole "guilty until proven innocent" thing associated with false rape claims and then we'll talk. If all that stuff is really what you care about then you don't need to suck my blood like a fucking tick.

Go get baptized and move to Eastern Europe. Polish and Ukranian women are still uncucked, with Poles probably being the most redpilled race of people on the planet.

KYS you cancerous fuck..

before I linked that I thought it was ergo proxy
why
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I get what you mean, but if the issue is genetic, aren't we better off without his crybaby hedonistic genes.
And if he's a non-white, that's one less non-white.

We got along just fine without child support and alimony since the countries inception. If you won't budge on that I won't budge on making white babies. I don't need to be in a relationship, I enjoy being able to do what I want, when I want with my time and money. Throwing all that away so a borderline retarded narcissistic sociopath can point a gun at my head doesn't seem like a good idea. If it really is selfish to not want your life to be ruined on the whims of a mentally ill woman then I'm totally 100% okay with being selfish.

Wait, you just need us to reproduce right?

>supporting your nation when its cucked (((feminist))) and anti-family policies are the entire reason we're in this situation

Слава Україні сука

You're sounding just like the gun-control advocates now. B-b-b-but if people get guns, they'll just start shooting each other! B-b-b-but even having a gun won't save you from burglars barging into your house, they'll just shoot you with your own gun!

The point is not that it's hard to do, but that it has to be done no matter what you dumb piece of shit.

>Being a kosher cockhole "nationalist" that roots for his country joining the (((EU))) so he could fuck off to europe as a gastarbeiter and never return.
Some love for your country you got there.
Great logic, just as expected from a protoukr.

I didn't say I needed anything from you, I was just asking 1191aa a question.

Fine, I give in, I put my sperm in a bank now I can get some broad pregnant that way, are you happy? I reproduced!

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Gun violence is insignificantly small while divorce is literally a coin toss. Whats the point in having kids if she's just going to leave you, brainwash your kids to hate you and turn them into braindead leftist shitheads who are far more likely to end up as criminals?


Why aren't you putting any energy into fixing the problems of marriage in the country then? This seems more like a ploy for white women to ring in a few more suckers before the whole scam collapses than anything else. You would think that people who actually want more white babies etc, would do everything to fix the biggest roadblock to that goal being achieved. That same roadblock that benefits white women in the short term at the expense of everyone else. The lack of this effort is VERY suspicious and leads me to believe it's just a white woman scam exploiting nationalistic feelings.

Not even Vlad Dracul would support those women.

Posting this ugly tranny should be a bannable offense.

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>joining the (((EU))), who have done jack fucking shit to protect them from Ivan

good fuckin' joke, take your demoralization shilling elsewhere commie fuck

Well guess what, visiting this site might cause you to end up in jail in a couple of years if wrngthink supression contines as it is now. Maybe you should stick to facebook and reddit and not express any (((dangerous))) ideas.

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well, no
I guess he got them like how Link usually does then let Link use them

Wew

He'd rather shitpost here than knock up white women. Of course he's a troll.

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Take it to Holla Forums or Holla Forums fags; we've got enough off-topic shit as it is.

Cope some more, loveshy incel

Does someone have a screencap of the thread? What got deleted?

jrpg dialog

Making a potion to increase intelligence in Morrowind always broke immersion for me, simply because the brain would have a limit on how intelligent it could be. Even if enhanced magically, the brain can only process so much at once. There are a few other things but that was the big one. Still a great game.

Don't ask or you'll be banned

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When the protagonist as controlled by the player is able to kick the shit out of anyone, yet in cutscenes they're a spineless faggot who lets everyone push them around.

You have to go back

I saved the whole thing just for you user my.mixtape.moe/hgrzrn.zip


fuck it, i have a backlog to finish anyway

When antagonists stop and face the mc to talk, while both have guns, and then when they finish they just shoot each other and dodge the bullets until they get to cover. Fucking hell this is not how physics works, you can't do this shit in the game, why make such cheesy and retarded scenes when you can't ever do something similar? Just plain retarded

You make so many rupees, that its piss easy to rent then actually buy everything.

You wanna bet on that?

How would you even know that?

source?

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Arbitrary group limits in multiplayer games will always wango my tangos.

Whatever that memeword even means?

What a shame

Oy vey

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