Atari introduces a virtue signaling app

oneangrygamer.net/2017/08/atari-partners-with-lgbtqutie-to-relaunch-pridefest-app/37303/

Atari should have closed down along time ago.

It's a crime these shitheads wrestled the rights away from most of the programmers of the Atari library
That cute lady that made river raid deserves better than this shit.

They really do want to kill everything.

This is nothing but desperation,
Name ONE relevant thing these pricks have done in the last 20 fucking years

Well done, Atari, you just killed yourself again. I guess no matter how many time happens, they always make stupid decisions.

Published a few D&D games, but most notably Temple of Elemental Evil.

Speaking of which the suits there refuse to allow Tim Cain (who is gay for extra hypocracy) to release the Arcanum/Temple of Elemental Evil source code because it could be used to bypass the DRM. Even though it hasn't sold with that DRM for years and people cracked it without the code within a month of release.

Atari will always remain as the most dumbest company.

Just another braindead executive who thinks Twitter comments equal hard sales. More money to toss onto the fire.

Do I want to know what the original standard was?

Is this still the Atari of old? I'm sure they're owned by someone else and not the original founders. Also, the LGBT thing isn't that new. Back in June 2014, they announced they're aiming at a new audience; LGBT, social casinos, real-money gambling and youtube. So their focus has always been on gambling in hopes of turning it around but realistically will lose out when they should invest in something more solid and profitable.

Has no one in the video games industry really worked out yet that doing this shit doesn't make your product "Sell to the widest audience" and people in the LGBT community aren't going to buy your product anyway because their time and money is usually reserved for things like;
Saving up enough money to get their penises inverted by third world maniacs (and killing themselves)
Paying for meth and retrovirals.
Bitching about Trump tweets.

Amazing.

Every faggot I've met doesn't even care about this shit. It's almost like this only exists in the internet and some select locations. It's quite odd.

The Atari of old hasn't existed for a long, long time. This is just a bunch of degens that bought the rights to the name.

Every time I see that acronym there's more letters on it.

mexican here, never heard of this movie, jesucristo, Im gonna go binge in some Cesar Bono movies now (guy heiling Hitler), he usually did around 60-70 prostitute movies where he usually chased some tail and everyone laughed about the urgency and ridiculousness of sex and human life. if anyone of you knows spanish,. theyre pretty kickass movies.

Eventually Pedophile and zoophile will take their place in that acronym and if you bitch then we can ruin your life and send you to the Atari mines.

I might actually care if they start shoving LGBT shit in games in a forced manner but otherwise I can't really give a shit anymore.

Remember when Atari just didn't give a shit?

There's your multiplayer porn game, /hgg/.
The REALISTIC SOUND EFFECTS also gave me a laugh.

Then people realized you could make lots of dosh requiring game devs to pay for the ability to make games for a platform, and the rest is history.

Holy lel

I think the number 2 was on there at some point.

They haven't even started again and they're already fucking up. I'm actually impressed.

what.
It's… it's basically… I can't even draw a fucking comparison to a video game.
It's a paper doll app with a parade to dress up

What the fuck is the point?

It's a simple mobile game, what did you expect?

This isn't the real Atari. It's just some French faggots that bought the name at a discount price.

So will gaming be good again once we purge the freaks during the second civil war?

But how are you supposed to indoctrinate kids with garbage with something that they aren't forced to play?

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$5 says they splurge the tiny bit to get shittier cell carriers like AT&T and Sprint to preload this on people's phones.

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The 2600 had no lockout system. Anyone could make games for it, and legally there was nothing Atari could do.

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Someone place charlotteville neo nazis and KKK there.
Leaving all the talking about Pride, like "Show Your Pride" at the end.

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Console crash.

what?

It's ironic that Infogrames was the more respectable name. They had games like Test Drive, Alone in the Dark, Outcast, Driver… while Atari was "that long-dead company that made the Jaguar".

The left is going into overdrive this past year, they are either desperate or know something will happen.

Well yeah, second American civil war, I already bought my tickets.

I hope there's a lot of lynchings, though I have no idea about the logistics of hanging fat feminists, they'll need some pretty sturdy trees.

AMERICAN STEEL

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And you motherfuckers were so happy to hear about Atari coming back. Oh! We get to meme about Atari now! Look at how funny he is on the dance floor, doing disco! Isn't Atari just fun?!

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody. I hate everything.

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I fucking saw the posts. People need to stop getting any sort of hopes up about anything, hope is for the weak.

DELETE THIS

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Let me guess, it was real in your mind.

No, it was real in yours.

Of course it was real

You must have confused our morbid curiosity for genuine happiness because you're autistic.

This'll appeal to all those retards who build their entire identity around their sexual orientation.

In five years this will be everything. The pozz is overflowing and we'll be nose deep in AIDS sperm. I wonder if there will be any places to actually talk about this shit in five years the way leftists have been purging wrongthink from every public venue.

Why the fuck would anybody be surprised at this? Atari has long been a trendy label that hipsters associate with, and have spent more fucking money on Atari retro kitsch than they've ever spent on an actual video game system. Plus their logo is famously already associated with the fag rainbow.

I used to joke about this shit. Now the absurdity is reality, and reality is an absurdity.

so when faggots and other degenerates get their own platform, will they leave the rest of us alone?

As long as this doesn't make way for games being ruined because gay characters are forced for the sake of virtue signalling and being able to go "LOOK I HAVE LBGTBBQABCDEFG IN MUH GAEM" I don't care.

What reality did you slip in from?

Surely this will skyrocket their sales

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AKA Indoctrination
It's that predatory notion of "Get 'em while they're young"

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Literally who gives about Atari in 2017?

Wasn't it rebranded to QUILTBAGPIPE?

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What the absolute fuck.

Kill all faggots. Atari gets zero cents of my money from now on.

LGBT(GGGGBTTTTQIAAAAAPPOODSSCTB)
Lesbian, Gay, Gender queer, Gender fluid, Genderless, Gynesexual, Bisexual, Bigender, Transexual, Transgender, Transvestite, Two-Spirited, Transitioning, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Agender, Ally, Androgenous, Androsexual, Pansexual, Pangender, Omnisexual, Omnigender, Demi sexual, Straight, Skoliosexual, Cisgender, Third-Gender, Boydyke.

Didn't they also own Rayman?

NIGGA THEY DONT EVEN PLAY VIDEOGAMES

Can confirm. Am a faggot myself, I hate the LGBT community with a burning passion. The only people who care about LGBT are mentally ill trannies, faggots who's whole identity is being a faggot and straight "allies" who are just there to show how progressive they are.

2nd pic is retarded and contradicts itself.

i wish Holla Forums would actually read their infographics before posting them.

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Look, kiddo, why don’t you sit this one out.

This is how I know you're a virgin who's never fucked a trap.

woah slow down transphobe.

how is releasing a shit-game in any way notable?

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not everything you read on a fancy .jpg infographic is true paul. specially when its contradicting itself. on the same infographic.

I like a good faggotbash as much as the next guy, but you're blind.
There's a huge leap of logic in that particular image, which is a real shame because there is empirical evidence to link the two numbers.

He's still alive, you silly boy.

Underrated.

Calling your tricks, Schlomo. Pedos aren't necessarily gays, but an alarmingly high amount of gays are pedos. They are represented disproportionately high when they're such a small minority of the population.

Thanks, Atari. It'd be nice to finally have a company say "Hey let's stop enabling these people and focus on making good games." Just once.

That little faggot shat up every scene he was in

You got me, I was thinking of Gygax. Either way, does Bushnell even have power over this or did kikes buy him out a long time ago? As much as he liked playing with his money I can see him selling Atari to a large company.

Bushnell sold Atari infinitillion years ago and isn't really involved.

>41.1% is a chance that a child would be molested by a group consisting of 0 people
Otherwise is believable, not in a precise percentage rates, but in terms that it can be the main source for HIV/AIDS spread.

So yeah

And that amount is…?
I don't think anyone denies the possibility of a person with not traditional sexual orientation being statistically more likely to perform a molestation, but you are a fucking retard or an ideolog if you can accept that mess of logical fallacies and complete inability to do statistical math to be a reasonable argument.

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Faggots account for more than 80% of all new HIV cases. Saying there's nothing inherently wrong with them and their lifestyle is like staring at nigger murder rates and saying coons don't have a "cultural" problem.

Who cares? It's not like Atari is even remotely relevant anymore

Fuck you cakeboy.

Works out. Is syphilis rotting your brain?

therefore all homosexuals are ether pedophiles or the victem of a pedophile.

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You disgusting bigots are just mad they get to enjoy their lives, unlike you basement dwelling shitlords.

>(((Kimelman)))
>(((Weiss)))
ebry time :-DDDD

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Prevented the Blood source code from being released, so there's no Blood source engine because of these greedy kikes hoarding IPs.

FUCK ATARI
When is this faggotry going to stop?

Chilean here, thanks a lot, I'll look into them
fome ql

ONE JOB

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Actual intersexuals generally want noting to do with the label
Their condition is physical, not a lifestyle choice

LGBwhatever people are all broke because they can't hold real jobs and waste their money on butchering their own bodies, you gotta be stupid as shit to try to market products to people who don't have money

I'm waiting for some big name CEO with common sense from a company that's doing well to slip and say in some interview that pandering to these people is useless.

Don't forget all the AIDS medicine they have to take to keep the pozz from killing them like God and nature intended.

That's not us mocking them, its their actual genuine letter vomit.

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Wasn't this faggot supposed to die of anal cancer?

>>>/bog/

In a better timeline, maybe. Instead, he went in for surgery to get the cancer removed but the doctors removed the wrong (the human) part and just left the cancer.

Why can't leftists take a joke?

I think "Stop the fags" is a bit much, it's good otherwise. What's the band on the right supposed to be? A noose?

Could be a seat belt.

And, no, this isn't satire, this is a genuine picture posted by the company.

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There's that one Transformers Armada game

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Only one of those belts is useful. Wonderful.

Fuck this shit, I have to wake up every day knowing that the state I live in is indoctrinated with faggot shit to its core. All I can do now is look at my old Atari things and remember, I know they were nothing but a corpse at this point but seeing them go down this path really is the icing on the shit cake. Time to move to the middle of the country and leave these faggots to burn.

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Why is "straight" part of the acronym?

Its funny how they cannot decide on a name. Last I checked, some near me have been using LGBTQA+

Why don't they roll in all the alphabet just to make sure they've covered all the bases? Wouldn't want them to appear intolerant.

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Which alphabet?

All of them, except Russian Cyrillic because it's racist and probably a Trump supporter as well.

It's not just the popularization and indoctrination, it's also xenoestrogens and other feminizing influences in modern society. An increase of homosexuality and a blurring of the lines between male and female is a common event of empires in decline, which is what the US is. Empires usually last roughly 250 years, and America is coming up on that point.

If forced at gunpoint, I'd rather fuck a man in expensive make up and women's clothes rather than a modern lyberated womyn
Give me Bailey Jay over Lena Dunham anyday

I didnt hate these people before but the last few years they have gone into overdrive and now I want to watch it all burn

Also this:>>13243145

Nurgle or Slaanesh?

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came here for this

Are the rainbow meters measuring how gay the houses already are or are they measuring how gay you have made them.

Is the purpose of the game to use pride parades to make heterosexuals faggots?

Holy shit
Thanks for posting that user, haven't laughed that hard in a while.

But where are the best sexualities?

There's no hope left for man.

It gauges how many STDs you've spread.

>pushing for LGBT with (((alt-)))right on the rise and all the failed lefty games
They're retarded, indeed.

Having scoliosis is a gender now?

Someone needs to make OC of this holy shit it will kill them even further

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