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Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

Meanwhile, in medieval Holla Forums

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Owen Ward
Owen Ward

UNGA BUNGA STEELSTOP

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

I know too little about the medieval times other than weaponry. Is this a top quality original reference that I cannot understand?
Please do enlighten me

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

Vacate yourself, negroid.

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

on patrol around local village, no residents or resources of note besides one or two acres of farmland
all of a sudden we hear horns coming up over the hill facing the village
huge enclave of soldiers, some look royal
see this faggot on the nicest horse wearing pic related
he looks at me then continues on his merry way

Anyone else seen this fucker?

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

I didn't pick that image. What in the Lord's name is this heresy?

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

I want some games where i can plough some knive-eared wenches

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

Anything written by Jacques Le Goff. Instead of being limited by the rigid framework of Positivist and Marxist historiography schools he goes full Annales and delves into the day to day lives of Medieval men, stuff like how he used to see the world, what he used to eat and wear, what he was afraid of and what he loved.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

we can only ever achieve enlightenment if we stop playing games that we deem as shit and realize that all games are shit in one way or the other

therefore, we can only achieve enlightenment by not playing videogames at all while striving to think of a perfect game that does not exist and repeating mantras like "CROSSBOWS ARE TIER ONE, HAND TO HAND IS THE BEST IN THE CURRENT META" for one thousand times!

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Aye, the semite who runs this village is up to his underhanded ways.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

The thing about the period we call "the middle ages" is that it lasted from about 476 A.D. to around 1453 A.D. and as you can imagine, a lot things changed during that span of time. Too many to even list here. Everything from philosophy to agriculture, to fashion changed drastically in that time. The 700s were very distinct from the 800s, the 1000s were very distinct from the 1100s, and the 1200s, 1300s, and 1400s were all radically different from each other. Heck, even the 1440s were very different from the 1450s, to pick an extreme example. Scholars have tried to alleviate this by dividing the middle ages into three different periods, the Early Middle Ages(500s to 900s), the High Middle Ages(1000s to 1200s) and the late Middle Ages(1300s to 1400s), but even that is far too over simplified and not at all satisfactory.

Another thing to consider is that the medieval period was a very different time for each part of the world, or even each part of each continent. Medieval England was nothing like medieval Italy, which was nothing like medieval France, which was nothing like medieval Spain, which was nothing like medieval Germany, which was nothing like medieval Greece etc. The main exception to this is that, from the late 1000s to the early 1300s, England and France were pretty similar, but even that was only for a few centuries, not the entire medieval period. To give an example, in certain parts of late medieval Germany it was illegal for peasants to own swords, however in England, at that same time, peasants were ordered to own swords so that they could more effectively fight off bandits.

Basically what I'm trying to get at with this autistic, poorly written, rant is that there is no common or general way of portraying the middle ages. There is no general idea of they were like because they were so different across the various centuries and lands they encompassed. The fact that not only the media, but academia as well tries to paint it all with the same broad stroke is either an act of extreme ignorance or extreme malice.

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

I didn't know that, thanks.

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

Imagine thineself in my boots
Ride my steed to the local Gamestoppe
Saddle my mount and approach the wench that serves as the handler of coin exchange
Wenchwhereisthyhusband.tapestry.
"What ho, wench." "Hast thou in stock any programmed amusements from the east?"
"nay, Sir Knight."
"They did not catch the fancy of the local peasantry, they wished for more games like Call of Duty:First Crusade and John of Madden Jousting:1257."
Peasants, I should have known.
Slay the occupants of the village and put the town to the torch for the gross heresy of having shite taste
Go back to the castle and post on the Video Games board in the barracks about my experience.

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

purchasing electronic amusements
hast not engaged in the piracy cartel of electronic amusements
parting with coin that will go to the hands of semites

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

piracy
on a HickoryBox One / PlayStationary 4

Thine thieving hands have yet to, and shan't ever, be lain upon my exclusives.

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

entertaining the notion that your exclusive amusements will not be adapted to programmable contraptions

Cease these jests, peasant.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

that pic
The fence itself wasn't blue, the wall behind the fence was

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Have you peasants purchased Aftereffect 4?

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

partaking in games made in the current year of our Lord
not painting your new horse and armor with the emblems and colors of olde to recall wondrous victories and most ingenious strategems from battlefields far and wide accessible only through the mind
And thou hast the nerve to question the taste of the peasantry, heathen.

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

I fucking hate the Church, they're bullshit, the Pope is a massive faggot. Here's 95 reasons why the church can eat my ass.

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

Allowing semites into your land
Doth thine ruler not have the foresight to banish them?

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

I believe you forgot
number 95 will blow your mind

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

Thou hath entered the wrong fiefdom, knave.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

Trying to split the church
Would you have the Saracens take up refuge in the Holy Roman Empire?
Woe be the day that Mohammedians find purchase in great bastions of christiandom such as Paris or London

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

Bend the Knee
or Drakaris

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Post your facade when thou are not Count Anthony Burche or Duke Randy Pitchforde

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

exclusives
acquiring adaptation in this century

The only one jesting here is yourself, dare friend.

Oh, my Lord. This swine is resuming his shiteposting? What of his banishment? Are the guards asleep? Alert them at once! CypherPrimate may quite possibly be the worst king that this land has ever had.

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

Post your armor knaves

Mason Price
Mason Price

manuscript theme

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Just like you bent both of yours. :^)

Why doesn't that armour cover his upper inner thigh? Surely that armour skirting isn't low enough.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

News from the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes:
Death to the Saracens and to the Turks. May they both receive what they gave!

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

he fell for the plate armor meme
You Royalty really are retarded, must be those years of inbreeding.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

Wherefore dost thou summon the band? Prithee, perform the music using thine own hands or remove yourself. Follow the example of the following noblemen

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

posting harlots of the third dimension
The fair maidens I possess on myn scrolls of the East are adequate, bobolynes.

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

Wait that's not my Daenery's being raped by Drogo webm

I have too many GoT porn webm's.

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

That's what his greaves are for.

get stabbed while wearing chainmail
die
smelly dumb peasant scum

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

no sign whatsoever of your Lord's crest or colors
foregoing a shield in exchange for a second sword
not a spear or halberd in sight
having pantaloons so heavy and ill-fitting as to require the wearing of a pair of belts, draped around the chestplate no less, which does not even bother to cover the gut
I am now certain that you lay with men.

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

wear plate armor
get pushed over
die
No wonder you Royals sit in castles all day, any time you try to take our farms you always get your shit pushed in.

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

thine
yourself
Are you an ownborn speaker of English or have you simply befuddled the use of the two words?

Jace Gray
Jace Gray

We need women rights!

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

That's what his greaves are for.
upper thighs
covered by greaves

But women have the right to be obedient to a man. What else is there?

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

Ah, prithee, excuse me. My travels and use of the cultures and languages of the world have, regrettably, confused mine own birth language.

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Post thine breasts or begone Harlot!

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

But women have the right to be obedient to a man. What else is there?
That's not a right, that's slavery! You treat your women like slaves!

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

summon the numerologist Batemann to examine these repeating numerals.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

Such duplicated numerals! How dare you forgo such a blessing by uttering such blasphemy!?

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

Count yourself lucky you do not dwell in the land of the heathen saracen. At least in Christian lands we allow women to speak thusly, and I fear that even that will be the death of us one day.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

tfw people still actually believe "Rome" is still a thing
implying Byzantium isn't full of brown people speaking Greek
implying central Germanics twisted version of "Rome" isn't actually a conglomerate of kingdoms under a corrupt clergy

Sad Christians! Meanwhile us Nords still practice Paganism! We are more Roman than the former territory of Rome!

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

I wish to bed the red-haired harlot in the bottom right. All the others must perish.

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

reveal to me thine nether regions

Kevin King
Kevin King

Acknowledged, my swot of the Russish speak has muddled mine own English more than once.
Just you wait, we'll get you yet!

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Hark! The numbers have have been wasted!

Although this does remind me of an amusing tale a bard once shared at the local mead hall:

a wench bemoans to her husband for he had not honoured her birthday
she claims that he had promised to take her to see sights unknown to her
her husband does recall this promise, so he sprang to his feet and took her in his arms
alas, their voyage was not long, for he had only to carry her to the kitchen

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

Be a heathen Swede
Set out on my longboat to rape and pillage God fearing folk of the south
Kidnap them and sell them to the Moors as slaves
have the gall to call myself the truest Roman
Calling a Norseman a Roman is like calling Attila and his hordes Roman

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

Slavery? You're enslaved to everything a woman aspires to? Is living life to its fullest be considered slavery?

Pagans

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

for he had only to carry her to the kitchen

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

A fine tale, indeed, sir!

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Upon purchasing scrolls of the East I have discovered a new part of their culture they name, "Traps." They are men, but my penis cannot resist their womanly form! I do not lay with men mind you!

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

for he had only to carry her to the kitchen
Thy sides.

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

Fellow villagers I have bad news. It seems the Lord of Vidyaga is but a Hebrew! I went on a pilgrimage to tell the king, but when I arrive I see only a monkey. What dark times these lands seem to be in.

Juan James
Juan James

Tis a shame that MicroHorse has no interest in making new Horse models compatible with ye olde interactive amusements.

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

thy sides
not mine sides
Pope Gregory, retrieve thine thumb screws.

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

I too have been bewitched by these womanly men. I pray I will not come into contact with the Polish.

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

I was always amazed at just how bad the tits on GoT are.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

Is thy immortal soul so easily corruptible that thou wouldst lay with a creature who seeks to deceive men by adorning itself to appear as a wench? Why dost thou spurn the fairer sex?

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

Most are covered in greenscreen and replaced with cgi tits, or a less attractive body double was used in their place for the nude scenes.

Jace Green
Jace Green

I have another such tale to share with you.

I was sharing an ale with a good friend of mine when his face suddenly sombered
he rested his mug on the table and casted his gaze unto mine
Sir John of Doe, I have a confession to make
<Speak then
I have married a maiden most fair and pure
<Then I will gladly pay for your meal!
Ah, but that is the source of my woe. She is not well-versed in the art of cookery.
<How so?
Well, I can no longer give thanks to our Lord before our meals.
<Pious as you are?
Yes, I now pray feverishly thereafter.

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

Villagers, I have a predilection for wenches posessing broad thighs and bulbous buttocks. I've discovered that women with these traits are the greatest examples of the fairer sex!

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

Not poorly written i enjoyed reading your post.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

my complexion at the time of realization that no combustion-based projectile weapons do not exist at this present time
Fuck you guys, I'm gonna play Cops and Robbers.

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

That sounds like an incredible waste of time.

Caleb White
Caleb White

no combustion-based projectile weapons do not exist at this present time
You mean the outlandish Chinese weapons? They're half-beyond men's kin last I heard.

Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

That sounds like an incredible waste of time
That is modern television.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

Thy queen would find batter subjects in the far eastern kingdom of India.

Logan Collins
Logan Collins

Shit meant to upload the mp4.

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

i will drink from your skull

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

the contents of that moving, talking taspestry
As blasphemous as copulating with your neighbor's dog on Christmas without even giving it a biscuit afterwards, although those philistines would readily defend such behaviour, I am certain.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

Steven Moffatt is exactly why I gave up on the New Who. I'll watch up til David Tennant is gone, and then fuck it all. Matt Smith wasn't funny. There were some good moments in Matt Smith's tenure, specifically the Neil Gaiman episode. But it was mostly just the softest turd I've ever fucking seen.

Still my favorite Doctor is Hartnell (aka the First).

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

I can't find the clips where the Doctor and 'Bill' (that black chick) talk about Timelord gender roles, or where they stop to talk about Victorian sexism in the middle of being slaughtered by Ice Warriors (a fight that has black Victorian soldiers), or the lines where the Doctor hopes women take over the human race constantly, but yeah, shit's gotten so fucking bad since Tennant. I should mention that Bill brings up that she's a lesbian like every episode because progressiveness.

The sad thing is that they're bringing in the old series into it. They've got the original Mondasian Cybermen design from The 10th Planet, they've brought back Davros and Skaro, The Timelords are back along with Galifray, and the upcoming Christmas special has the current Doctor hanging out with the First Doctor. And, of course, the next Doctor is a girl. Oh and the Master is a girl too now.

To be honest, all modern television is fucking garbage nowadays. Sage for off-topic.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

I desire the demon of procreation of which currently inhabits the second to last position of thy lineup. Maidens with short hair giveth me a mighty sword to polish.

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

MUH DARKNESS

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

I should mention that Bill brings up that she's a lesbian like every episode because progressiveness.
I thought Bill was a tranny?

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

No, just a weird lesbian.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Splitting off from the heretical papacy
Come back into the Orthodox fold lest the second Rome fall and you'll all be sorry.

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

Even thy rod is ladylike!

Luis Long
Luis Long

I too have procured a collection of such exquisitely illustrated tomes.

But to my surprise, the merchant hath set a blade to every depiction of bare skin in the artwork before delivery. He claims that it be a decree of his religion to excise the temptations of flesh so that all may better love and cherish the fairer sex.

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

Thou arth talking of negroids, not fair maiden, I say that you also copulate with swines.

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

Thou consortoth with man even though thou art man thyself!

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

read manuscript
peasants heaping adulation upon Constantinople for repulsing the godless Mohammadeans
Nay, these are the devil's lies. Alexios I Komnenos is in fact a cuckolde
he refuseth to honor the Holy Roman Emperor or his patron, the Bishop of Rome
saracens at his gates
directs his army to repulse the right and just Robert Guiscard
The men of Constantinople layeth with saracen men. Verily, they should have let Guiscard despoil the city and save them from their own heresy, even if there were no saracens. And do not even tempt me to preach about yon Jews. Resound with me:
CONSTANTINOPLE YES

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

vice
As always, Ser.

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

trying to distract from vile Pagan beliefs
Hark, a Red Jew approaches.

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

There are also christian faggots.

Robert Green
Robert Green

Hello, I am the Holy Roman Emperor and the pope can either bow to me or I'll come swing my king dick around Italy again.

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

No gay man has ever fisted another gay man in the worship of Jesus though. Faggots who are Christian, sure, Faggots in the name of Christianity, no.

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

I'm curious can anyone show me some example of pre-Elisabeth english? not that weak shit with thy thou that sounds like roleplaying english. I mean the really old ancient language which doesn't sound like english at all.

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

I mean the really old ancient language which doesn't sound like english at all.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Would any of you care to inspect these repeating integers?

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

I would rather see this band of uncouth performers partake in a farcically grim retelling of the classic tale of Orpheus rather than that of Adversary Might Weep. One is a timeless tale which fate and reputation will not change with such reinterpretations, while the other had a bright, if unhinged future that begot no desecrating.
Let the troubadours gesticulate in their own fiefdoms, if I may be frank kin.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Mine countenance when I do not bed a fair maiden of older age and large buttocks

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

twin milf sequel never

David Murphy
David Murphy

Plague Doctor Pavel, I'm Mstovaris.

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

Right to get fucked.

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

An interesting find, m'lord, but dare not forget that women have been adorning men's clothing for years. Observe this illustration of the most eminent reverse-trap.

you couldn't save her

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

le plate armor is too heavy and restrictive
This meme must die.

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

What makes you think it's referring to the one with the blue wall?

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

How much of that plate armor is historically accurate?

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

All of it, smartass. The only heavy plate armor was tourney coffin armor that was designed to make sure no one fucking dies.
Otherwise you're looking at 15-20kg tops which is about as heavy as modern soldier loadout.

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

The whole thing. It's a common misconception that plate armor was unwieldy. It isn't. You can do cartwheels in it.

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

I've only ever seen that misconception in movies, and of comical nature, at that. I don't frequent medieval circles however.

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

honor the Holy Roman Emperor or his patron, the Bishop of Rome
Ha! That Frank is no Roman Emperor! Constantine himself set Byzantium as New Rome, and your pope is a bishop with a big head!

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

protesting the lords word
/brazenbull/
celts
I have been privy to this electronic amusement, as I witnessed mine older kin suffer it. As fair as it's visages are, the stench of heresy comes from within. Truly, current Anno Domini knows no limits.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

Prepare to be burn, you heretic heathen.

Ave MarĂ­a.

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Reminder that Byzantium's only heroic epic is about race mixing.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Greeks aren't white :^)

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

wanting to save the soothsaying Witch of Orleans
You're next, heretic.

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

Anything after the discovery of the web among kingdoms is demonic infested manure.

They tainted the works of the scribble Lord Affectionship, the tales of risen revenants, the works of the east and childplays of our youth.

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

armor looks pretty good
the "girl" wearing it doesn't

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

This whole scribble in the forum

Hermano Francisco.

Get the tools.

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

praising unruly wenches
Thou art sodomized by thy own lady!

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

The origin of this young hefebous boy? I need it for… for inquisitorial investigation.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

that feeling when I do not possess a Christ Mass Cake as mine gf

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

Thou Art One who be intertwined with men

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

Byzantium in ith modern state be not a true rome either
Thy Scandianavian Vikings know as the Finns are

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

neither are we not Mark of Judea who hath failed at the joust 12 times before thy joust was ready for consumers
Thy jousters who organised the Joused Segar laughed at thy pathetic semite

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

Mine fair maiden is superior to thine, impeccable of spirit and cleanliness. No other shall feel the warm embrace of her hand as I shall. I hear tell your "maiden" bathes but twice upon the month and not upon the day.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

Holla th're noblesmen and fellow excitement seekers!
Wouldst any of though be interested in purchasing this centurys greatest copy of Adverse Situation the Fourth?
I also recommend getting the non-poverty edition of Skir'om, which also has it's own place on the Switcheth contraption.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Beware of the lies of the hebrew!

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Hark, a trickster!
'Tis a fine scroll indeed.
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Hudson King
Hudson King

Mine visage when I first laid eyes upon the tapestry revealing to me the fools on this site whom fell for this miscreants ruse.
And yet, you all regard thyselves as those of superior taste? Despicable.

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

THE HOMOSEXUAL CONGREGATION

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

I bid thee, make thy leave.
I SHALL ASCEND THE GREATEST HEIGHTS WITHOUT YOUR AID

John Russell
John Russell

Is not sodomy if it is a trickery.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

(Thine numerals representing sire hitler hath naught gone unseen)
Aye, however there is naught that can be done.
Ah, a fellow well versed man I see here.
Then it is hebrew trickery, is it not?

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

Yeh, everything is the hebrew's fault.

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

ERADICATE HOMOSEXUALS

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

Can someone recite the fable of the expanding world and the work who consort with beasts?

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

That video remains pure bullshit once you realize how long an actual conflict takes. Try doing that after 4-5 days of marching and fighting.
Oh wait. They took it off and had a squire to put it back on. They ate tons at a time when food wasn't really all that easy to supply in large quantities.
Knights were the primadonas of the battlefield.

Bonus points for realizing men were smaller back then.
Bonus points for realizing:
comparing modern soldiers to knights is retarded
where the knight has to swing a weapon, yet the modern soldier has to merely pull a trigger
modern soldiers have a much more reliable access to food
And finally
realizing knights were elites, well fed and well supported
always a small percentage of the actual army and rarely the bulk of it

The video points out retarded shit
wow he do a backflip
wow he can do a bunch of pushups
Yes, an actor who just put it on can wear it for a while for fun. A knight had to carry that shit for long periods of time while swinging at flesh, armor and clashing swords/maces/whatever with the enemy.

The argument of:
but he can backflip :DDDDDDDD
is pants on head retarded. Medieval warfare does not involve backflips or 1v1 sword swigning. In a battle of endurance knights often lost. They had to get in, get shit done decisively and fuck off. While the regular army did the rest on foot at that.
Fucking lazy ass knights and their armade of fanboys.

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

The back flipping I think was more of a demonstration of how agile one could be while wearing the armor, not a demonstration of what knights actually did back in those days.

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

mine kingdom forbid the visiting of this lewd parchment site under suspicion of paedophilia
"Mine" lord must cease corsorting with his undead queen at once.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

knave's lord is an anglo saxon
Hark, mine eyes spot a cuckold!

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

Yes but that supposed agility was aimed against the argument that they were slower, clunkier and would be dead or easy targets once off their horses.
Yet throught history that is exactly what they were. And after a 2 hour battle with swinging swords and riding horses one drop off their horse was normally fatal.
Even ignoring the basics of unarmored humans being extremely prone to heavy injuries from falling off a horse the video guy goes on to suggest that dropping off one with 20kg minimum of armor and a 5kg weapon is somehow not a big deal.
The video is a bunch of modern stunts of guys playing around in armor and pretending to be real fucking smart. That is what it boils down to.
And let's not pretend heavy ceremonial armor never made it on the field of battle, because it sure as fuck did.
Battle of Agincourt
Frederick I
And here is the prime moron again:
15-20 kg tops
We have reliable reports of 50 kg of armor and above fighting on the field, But nooo. It was light as fuck and they breakdanced all the time:DDDDD

The whole knight agility thing is joke, but great for knight lovers. You couldn't really limit your agility any more than wearing a knight armor in medieval times.
but it wasn't that horrendous
:DDDDD
It's fucking laughable as an argument. Lemme put 50 kg of armor on me, so I can prove to you I can still be agile for months of wars :DDD
falls down and drowns in a river or a puddle of mud on the first few months
gets killed by a bunch of regular footmen with sharp sticks shoved up his unarmored parts
implying this a joke and not a historical fact

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

puddle of mud
Tsss good fuckin band cocksuckah!

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

gets killed by a bunch of regular footmen with sharp sticks shoved up his unarmored parts
sir, you have been intoxicated by words repeated enough times they take root as a false truth.
the plates of a night weigh nearly as much as the supposed kits of the future, but all over the body instead of merely on the back
while you are correct good sir about exhaustion being a real danger it has more to do with the abundance of layers a knight would be wearing, with small clothes, tabard, chain, and yet more

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

Nay. Kingdom of France.
Lord giveth me strengh.

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Kingdom
France
Thou must have fallen from thine steed one too many times, sir knight.
Every knave knows that france is naught but jungle, home to naught but creatures of the jungle!

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

Sir Todd, your continued falsehoods shall steer no man to partake in your broken electronic amusements this day, return to the ministry of Semites that reign over the Zenimax Realm.

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

mine visage as the French fall to the armies of Ottoman desert rats

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

Ay fellow friends what is the meaning of this discriminating act against this young poor merchant!
Open your eyes men and look to see that he is exactly like the rest of you. Why, I've tried his Adverse Situation product and I must say that I pretty much have been entertained by it.
Now if you desire to be a ruler like me I recommend you buy such a copy of his works from the Bithosda print shop, they only cost about 300 pieces of silver!
Do it or I'll have your head!

And let there be no piracy amongst the likes of you

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Caliphate* of France you doth mean.

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

Begone, you prince of lies! you heathen! Yer children plays are flawed, broken and are a product of the devil! They are an offense of anything christian, and by the Pope I swear I'll strike you down with the might of christ!

Our catholic king and queen expelled you from the mighty kingdom of Spain, reconquered and unified, to protect our souls from your blarant demonic schemes!

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Sir Val the Cuckoo Raiser be striken by a carriage.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

Yeah, those knights were so overrated and useless. More noblemen should have gone into battle without armor like pic related :^)

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

Stay thy hand! It hath cometh to our attention that our peoples of the lands south of europa were indeed of royal nobility and other significant statuses!
Our blood can be traced back to the bloodlines of the Egyptian pharaohs of yonder tens of centuries ago!
I sweareth upon the Lord almighty himself!

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

Go back to your master's field, negroid. You're falling for the Semite's lies again.

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Return to the depths of your caves, Neanderthalus. Accept your true lords and queens and pray that Lord Yakub hath mercy on your ilk.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

negroids
capable of interpreting Christ's words, iron forgery, or jousting

WE AM THE STATUS OF KANGZ AS WELL AS MANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

Christ
Black Son of God
Not understanding
We understand it clear Neanderthalus, bend the knee or be burned by Yakub's fury. Do thou not knoweth the true master's or technology, whether iron or steel, and the true feudal lords?

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

I'm sorry, the only sounds your face opening produces are
OOOOGA BOOGA ROCK STOP

Time to return to the Saharan landmass.

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

Oogath Boogath is our solemn prayers to thine Lord Yakub, yee should seek his forgiveness and relinquish our castles back to their proper people, pale cave-beast.

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

John of Madden Jousting:1257.
Most amusing, it sounds like it would be a fine challenge to partake. But everything in creatively diverse moderation and not yearly stagnant unchanging over-saturation.

On the topic of people from southern lands, should we harbor concern at those people from the south east region, the "moo slims"? I have a feeling most foul if they come here, they could be like a sickness to our lands, our order and all we hold dear? Or do I just speak of hearsay?

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

armor was useless
that's why the elite ALL used it

Flawless argument, truly thou art the mind of the eons

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Le peasant of devastated posterior

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

On the topic of people from southern lands, should we harbor concern at those people from the south east region, the "moo slims"? I have a feeling most foul if they come here, they could be like a sickness to our lands, our order and all we hold dear? Or do I just speak of hearsay?
Well all they have done
take half of Iberia
take much of the eastern Rome land
kill followers of christ in their lands
the most holy man to them is a rapeist warlord

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

Declare thy maiden and judge accordingly.

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Being a nippomancer
Nippomancy is the blight which plagues Holla Forums.

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

This thread is fantastic. I'll give it just this one bump to see if it takes off again.

DOST THOU EVENST BUILD STRONGHOLDS OR AREST THOU THOTS YET?
-Medieval Engineers
-Stronghold/Stronghold Crusader

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

he partakes in the cuckoldry of (((western))) electronic amusements
being of goon lineage

I declare thee a sodomite who lays with men. You had best end your presence by your own sword or take leave with your 10 coin back to /somethingawful/index.html

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

Hold steady lads, the thread cannot sinketh beneath the waves. Let it rise above all else, and give it a mighty bump to bring back from the depths!

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

still page 14
this thread be anchored, me matey

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Nay, NAY I say!!!

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Return, foul heathen, to thy pagan land of Reh'diet! For the Kingdom of the Eight Chancellors pays patron to the careful study of the divine inspired rite of Nippomancy. Thy ramblings have no place here, Hebrew!

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