Nerd/10 general

I know, deez losers man

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SUCKS TO SUCK

I got my new license. It's so terrible lol

Hey Ui. I haven't seen you in forever.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

#REKT

someone carry me to bed

I can't even lift, bro :(

DID SOMEONE SAY NERD?!
I got 8 cans of lager, and I'm out of work, later to watch a Nick Cave film with mates.

Rolled 5 (1d20)
Spoken like a true nerd

Have a 1d20

I'm only 127 Ilbs

I struggle with the 36 pound boxes at work so I make old guy bob get all my freezer stock for me :3

Elma, watch out for police! ur killing it!

None of you even circlejerk about anime.

Just been livin the dream ya know.
hbu

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owh well okay
thats clever

please?

What's your favorite anime user?

my top three are blood + naruto and kill la kill yourself

yea what the hell, right?

POLICIA!?

Because anime is shit.

I guess so. My muscles are atrophying and I hate smashing my boobies so I just get him to do it lol

I meant it like this, Scoots

I feel bad.

That's pretty far, you're really over-estimating my strength here.

It's a ranked game too.

YO NIGGA, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT 91 DAYS?

that was such a weird episode.

Ya! Ya! Ya!
tonight at 6
the sewers run red with
b u r g u d y ' s
blood

I love lamp

but be nice to him though.
cause he nice

ill just wait out the months and once there ask again

Living the roller coaster. Though I'm really tired right now.

There is /a/ for that

He's twice my age and is a weirdo pervert so fair's fair.

Plus it's kinda like a power trip bossing around a veteran lol

daww go to sleep silly.

Don't waste your time here

hahahahaha good one

cool image

NO U! :D SCOOTS BEST ONE! YAY! :D

You never been to Nam, you dodged the draft taking trips in random cargo ships and couch surfing, making a career doing prog rock, like a pussy.

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damn where u get these senpai?

Nobody's too young for a Vietnam flashback. Those were dark times for me too :(

worth it

No, I was just thinking standard distance from a living room to master bedroom in a decent house is pretty far to carry something that weighs over the limit of your strength.

Aye aye.

You aren't a girl though.

NO UR BEST ELMA :D

He's 52 and I'm 26, but yeah.. Sometimes we all try to push his buttons too much and he freaks out lol

-hugs-

goodnight :3

Saigon brothels were the best though.
Had to fake my own death in a tiger pit because I fathered so many bastards.

okay yeah, then it's just.
creepy guys get nothing

what if it's already in the bedroom?

SCOOTER I AM TREE! YAY! :D

Have you seen that Christopher Walken movie where he ends up staying after being a POW and stuff? He ends up gambling with Russian roulette and shit cause he can't unsee the shit he's done and stuff. It's psychological and heartbreaking really.

I've heard about it, I really need to see it though.
Another classic film I gotta see.

y a y

:D

BEST AT LEAFING

Sometime's he'll be all like

"E-elma, did I do something? Are you angry with me?"

WITNESSED

is Sukitte Ii na yo worth watching?

I'm almost done with Ore monogatari

It's cray cray.

I giggled. This indicates you winning.

I'll try, but if I say I'm dropping you, then you better be ready to stand up.

TOP KEK

the trying is enough
of course

SO TILTED BRAH

Ranked games are fun.

Winning is all I ever do.

Yeah
The ED is really nice

W-win me sometime, sempai

MEDIOCRE

Ever heard of the Jack Rabbit podcast?

Don't worry, I'm not a cunt.
I won't just drop you.

I'll let go of your legs first so you actually have a chance.

I've listened to 0 podcasts ever so no.

i WILL WIN YOU THE TOP TEDDEH

shit gets better at higher ranks but I was so pissed that I still had to deal with 12 year old trolls throwing a 6v5 game even at 2830+ rank

:O what's that mean??

you get the best tier of carnie teddeh

I'm still like 200 away from 2500.

:( I don't know what that is!

2700.

*showers with glitter*

hah

"glitter"

;) yes bbgirl

./////////////////////////.

I.. I..

?

Kids should stick to QP.

I don't know.

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Go insane, go insane,
Throw some glitter,
make it rain.

KE$HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOTS AND BOYS

Ke$ha is love
Ke$ha is life

My old roommate and I used to jam out to Kesha all the time lol

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i hate my dad too

My dad and I are cool now.

He kicks my ass in jarts so I kick his in cribbage.

D-I-N-O-S-A?

DADDY ISSUES GENERAL

I'm not that old :(

K-Y Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F

i hate my dad so i call the guys i fuck my daddy

Speak and spell G-E-N-E-R-A-L

I was going to make a joke about hating dads and giving them blowjobs in spite, but that feels a bit tasteless.

like my dad's cock

I was not suggesting such
just a kesha song i find fun woo woo
sirry :3

That's incest and incest is only good if it's your sibling

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Oh... I didn't think of it like that.

I think you mean WINcest

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It's my imouto's birthday tomorrow but I can't give her the donger

Kind of wish my brother would give me a dicking too.

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Moogs, who is this wonderful bird creature?

Too black for the white kids and to white for the blacks

another lesbian on mlp

my german teacher in high school was kesh's cousin. kesha's an extremely chill gal from what my teacher told us.

sorry
wuz dining

you have my trust

But my brother's an asshole.
And completely not my type.

I don't want to wincest him.

Can I just adopt an imouto?

Gilda, a Griffin.
IIRC.

it must be bound by blood

Post skin tone~

OH I remember that episode!

My nipples are itchy again ^~^

K here is my arm
My phone's camera is absolute garbage tho

every few weeks the skin inside my nipple that is against my piercings comes out

it's hard to articulate

boob growth when.

I'll seal a blood pact.
I even have a ritual looking dagger we could use.

I'll even draw a pentagram in salt, and light lavender candles to really drive the experience home.

You're like... lightly toasted bread :3c

That sounds horrendous.

It's like every week and a half or so.

you also need the obsidian blade

spurt the blood in their mouth

i play with them too much

I'm gonna need implants I swear.

and a smartie pants

Maybe I can be your daddy

I get darker if I stay out in the sun long enough
I haven't really been able to with working thirds and all

That doesn't sound right.

Aren't you supposed to mix blood in a bowl or cup, and share it with the people involved?

Or, more casually, just cut eachother's hands and mix it that way?

Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that, baka.

Send a bill to the government like you do everything else.

lol that's called a tan and they're dreadful.

I should look for a third shift job since I keep getting fucked on my hours since it's slow season now. Like I just got delayed til 5 now and I had myself a ride in and everything :(

medicaid doesn't pay for boob jobs

I kinda like it a little darker tbh

Thirds are pretty awful. I miss out on a lot of stuff because I sleep all day I hardly get to spend time with my family since they have to be at work when I'm up. It really sucks :c

Better get a job then~

Shift differential though! I guess since you hang out with your fam that might not be worth it then. iunno. I survive on my own so it's a little different.

There is nothing wrong with incest.

Speaking of which, ashamed to amid, sorta into vore

My sister was into rule 34 of Supernatural for a time.

I can agree with this statement, so long as I've watching other siblings bone.

habit

does he even do shit anymore

Let's be gay fathers together so we can bully the fuck out of our adopted spawnling.

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Occasional live shit-talking, but he made a thing about deviantart. Moved on from shitting on tumblr because that is stale, rotten shit now.

Living on your own sounds kinda nice. Though I don't think I could stand being completely alone.

Ew

Ewwwwww

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Post sordid chatlogs with sister.

Your disgust only makes me stronger.

miss internet insanity

though i am ashamed to have enjoyed it

Scoots, mail me some MDMA, I NEED MADNESS

I swear if you dismiss this one I'm going to be mad.

Well, it is the new freakshow now.

might be as early as October. gonna cum in her but.

only little bits an pieces

maybe

?

it was just put together real well

Fine with me

Oh god, she cybers like me.

Nice~

this is like a weird rp right

Just ban them.
Seriously.

no, we legit have the same dad and found out when we were already lewding. it's muh fetish and she's a slut tho

Rolled 10 (1d20)
nat 1, ban me
nat 20, give me something to do.

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Habits can be broken^^

There are pros and cons. I'm only sorta completely alone. My roommate works normal people hours and I work mostly 2nds or all days so I don't see her often and then there's the dogs, but I hate the dogs and we only know each other through her ex fiance who used to live here and left but I ended up staying so sometimes it's awkward.

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I am not wrong.

hrm

my half sister is a repulsive person

that requires work though

false reporting is a bannable offense sir

take a lap

Rolled 16 (1d20)
That could mean a lot of people.

Btw, you know this always how drama storms happen?

Remember that shitposter who was a total cunt? I forgot his name. But he would talk mad shit and was the first person to be legit banned from here.

And then there was the whole aneki thing...

My dogs are pretty much all I have and the puppy hates me ;~;

*Incoherent bitching*

You've somehow sunk to a new low.

Well, yeah.

Lazy.

Pets are terrible.

This isn't news though.

You're thinking of Kroni.

Taking pictures of their vomit wasn't low enough?

who we banning?

Not good kitties :3

oh yeah uhhhh

fuck i forgot his name too but i know exactly who you are talking about

but he was in like a perpetual autism fit like there was no calming him down

with sweed it's like watching Frank Reynolds spiral deeper and deeper down into depravity and insanity it's actually really insightful for me to see aside from being entertaining

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Apparently entering an erotic relationship with a half-sibling was a possibility we didn't even account for.

Does anyone here actually like Fish?

Sci is the new Kroni.

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Wh-who's a good kitty~?

I like Fish a little bit.

I wouldnt say I disliked them enough to ban them, if that is who you are wanting banned

When this guy gets locked up, I hope I find out about it

Out of entertainment or otherwise?

They legit are creepy.

Jesus fucking christ

You're like some postmodern joke you know that

Fucking hell

I am!

I want to help them not be such a goddam leech.

And yes, I understand that it is futile. I just wanna help.

Yes you are~

another one

There have been and still are creepier posters.

Good luck with that.

Honestly if we can get rid of Sci then I can be happy.

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Oh well whatevs. If sci and/or fish are banned it hardly really impacts on my posting experience. Just saying as all.
Just seems a little odd considering things.

The threads should be tailored to my needs.

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You could have been admin. Twas you that threw away the position of fuhrer.

It was just so awful.

welcome back boo

What could have been so awful in ONE day?

oh sorry jack

i mixed you two up

A week.
And I would have to tell you in private.

If when you see Trump memery your first thought isn't Boo then you're doing something wrong.

we could have had it all.
Rolling in the deeep.

The weight of our sins.

bump

where did everyone go

And the only kingdom see,
is 2 foot wide and six foot deep.

I was finishing up the blood ritual with a qtpi loli in my area to make her my blood sister.

and the only kingdom you'll see**

fuggen fuck my shit fam

She probably gave you several diseases

But it also means I can have hot incest sex with an imouto.

Imoutos are shit
onee-sans are far superior

Tbh, you're right.

But I'm 24, so I have to be the onee-chan.

You can be my oneechan

I want to be the imouto.

Are you offering to be my imouto?

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I'm not a girl
I can't be an imouto

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Boys can be girls too, yknow.

the cholesterol can't kill you fast enough

If fish slashed his wrist with a open chef boyarde can, would we really all lament?

I don't wanna be a girl tho

ikt

why does donald duck hate islam

You can be Hideyoshi.

They hate competition in winning over 6 year olds' hearts.

Oh that weird blonde-haired guy is still going

Hmm maybe

he's still biggest in the polls.
he now wants to ban the Quran and close all mosques.

Oh man. I finally worked up the bravery to spray the yellow jackets and like 800 of them swarmed out and I had to run back inside like a pussy.

That was so scary.

#blog

PS Pumpkin spice macchiatos are fantastic

Bees are the worst
Either them or mosquitoes

Wasps are the living embodiment of natures hatred for all things living.

Are you qt

Bees are one thing. Yellow jackets and bald-faced hornets are other problems entirely x_x

Have you ever seen a queen yellow jacket? They're about 2.5 inches long and frightening.

Just.. yeah.

I think they're really cool as long as I don't have to be near them. I used to be a huge entomology nerd as a kiddo haha

Not likely

Pic

This commercial gets me every time. I don't know if it's the 'mones or what but omg

At least we don't have those Asian hornets
The regular ones are that size by themselves i dont even want to know how big the queen is

No thanks

I bet you don't even own a cute skirt you bigot

Asian giant hornets are fucking scary.
Just a handful of them can take out tens of thousands of bees.

They're like hornets from hell.

I can't wait for winter to kill off all these insects

I probably never will

I saw an insect once, it was terrible.

japanese wasps are the scariest motherfuckers in existence

but the bumblebees are badass as fuck and kill them literally by surrounding it and cooking it with their body heat

Yeah, that video where they're ripping the heads off of the regular bees is so gnarly. I wanna sync that up to some Slayer or something. That could be cool.

So metals.

YEAH THIS VID

Reminds me of that Buck Bumble N64 game ^~^

Why is this so funny

I would say destroy them all but that would mean no more honeys

And humans think they invented war and genocide.

Nature is fucking scary.

waow
a free crown

that is some cheap looking shit

but the expensive one has no free crown
what a deal

ReSharper is cheating.

I love the Ellen show so much

It's so HEARTWARMING

shut up, happy tears ahhh

Tarantula Hawk Wasp > Alle

I really like stick bugs ^~^

Fucking die

That's a Cazador.

Fuck them.

Maybe I can be your pumpkin spice

Maybe I can be your basic bitch and drink you up

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, check mate'd

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Do they not sell any napalm at your local ammunation?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Not that I know of, but I can make some^^

is it trying to tell me im shit

what a fucking joke

It is also not thinner.

There also exists other phones who are thinner and has 3.5 mm headphone ports.

that might be a better solution for your insect problem.
you adorable genocidal maniac

ISHYGDDT

hahahHJAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING RETARD

But you can pay £160 a pair for some shit quality bluetooth earphones that you will lose in 5 minutes don't worry!

quality bait

neat

Erin's still going to buy it.

Please stop

That would like burn down the house though. "They're coming out of the goddam walls!" /Aliens

:3

Wires Are fucking bullshit

gotta go

toodles, thread people

Later.

LOL

Dead horse.

You mean that isn't normal?

horse meat is nice

thats not funny tho... sry

mistress makes me keep it hard all day no matter what should i be worried

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what actually worries me is the cock ring

it can't be good to cut off circulation for that long

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it means restart the computer dude

Most programs won't prompt you to restart if they mean for the program, they'll just patiently wait for you to close them.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FINISHED IT AND NOW I'M SO UNSATISFIED AND JUST WANT MORE CUTE AND FLUFFY ROMANCY STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

..the
entire
thing??

What's it called?

>change all c-style casts to c++-style s

why

for what purpose

Generic Girl with Autism #23424324234.

The entire thing.
Maybe I should go through and cap Mao.
Mao and Hina.

Taiyou no Ie

vietnam flashback

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I breaked cause I thought I was going too fast.
I was wrong

you do that!

I'd've just been super disappointed and upset if I didn't finish it.

She's a major sweety, and her growth was nice.

ohh I get it.
ill make extra sure to finish then.

Friend-chan has maybe a bit too much fun teasing her.
It's amazing.

wow lewd

I'm in for some good scenes I see

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Back, drunk, ready for service.

Thanks

I really wanna get drunk and watch football, but i am too ill to even anything and getting drunk might not be helpful

;~; life is cruel

Got any really cute and light and fluffy romance SoL recommendations?

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The Knick.

that's such a nice feat

To physically reign herself in from 100 straight down to 0 in a moment's notice?

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yuh
and its terribly cute
cause you know the truth

n I don't read much manga

Tbh, if you got a hold of me when I was her age, I acted a lot like her.

Probably why I like her so much, actually.

What a fucking weeaboo.

super cute

what a lucky image find.

top tier

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MORE THAN TOP TIER.
I HAVE ASCENDED.

ASCENDED?

tIME TO NUKE EVERYTHING

MY MIND IS FULL OF BEER
AND MY BELLY IS CLEAR
COME TOGETHER NOW
BECAUSE THE MASHUP IS NEAR

welcome to blundertale

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GET OUT OF HERE, DRAGONKIN

Does mead have gluten?

Is this a painful RPG?

the most painful

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SCANNER THREAD.

YOU CANNOT STOP THE ROLLOUT.

HOLY TRIUMVIRATE WHEN?

IT SHOULD HAPPEN

Someone needs to play more indie games.

RIFK FOREVER WAR

A FURRY, A GURO AND A JUNKIE WILL BRING THE END OF DAYS

CAPS LOCK, NO YOUS, IT BEGINS, SOON

gURO♥

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You do know that I've been using shift, like... this whole time... right?

Like, since forever...

Do you remember need for speed underground?

NFS:U2 was the best

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Is that not racist of the resident assistants to make the jump from gorilla to black people?

Is there really that much of a difference?

Blacks aren't gorillas, you bigots.

Gorillas are intelligent

.____.

Aren't curries and pakis your niggers anyways?

Of course, where else you can here a decent remix of Johnny Cash with Snoop dog

Btw, do you guys need new wallpapers?

We don't have pakis, we have Bangladesh, they're a subcurry which hate pakis.

That's why they hate being called pakis.

They're like the Scottish/Irish of the Pakiland

Fucking drifting in an escalade fam

And we do have niggers, but they are in clusters around london.

Bangla in Liverpool.

Pakis aren't really welcome here since all the Bangla.

But if you wanna know who is Top Curry, talk to the Sikhs. They are like the Death Corps. of curry land, you do not fuck with them.

Moogs!

That's like Ethiopians hating Kenyans.

The only thing I really know of Bangladesh is it's our current slave labor garment country.

In England, we don't have 'Just Niggers and Muslims'. England is a small place. And in small places we have individual ghettos. I come from the Mulleto class who think he is hot shit, but not.

But they do though.

They are in slave labor, still, but it ain't in the garment country alone.

They're everywhere, they're the tile grout of most independent takeaway shops.

hm?

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I'll break it down, you hate Floridans, or someone from another county that piss you off right.

Ethiopians to Kenyans.
Bangla to Paki.
If they're vs each other in sport, they hate each other.

Australians hate everything.
That's why they make the best shitposters.

how random of you

I-I guess.

Americans pretty much hate anything that's not central European white tbh. Eastern European and Celts are still looked down on and they're white. That's the general sentiments.

The biggest extreme I can say is North and South Korea, even though they are big sections in the globe, they are separated by a mile thin, which is most guarded border in the world.

But they do have a niche love for certain places. Where are you from? General county. Not where you live singular.

I don't know about you but my order of favor for any whites is

Irish, Scot, Whelsh, Slavic, Germanic, British. And then fucking nobody.

Texas.

makes me question your motives

white > any other "race"

also, WELSH**

See, most Britsh hate americans since they get so much shit in COD, and that's when history bollocking happens, but you get niche places and niche people. Where you can communicate effectively.

A bangla from the higher class would get on with someone like me, who is from the North, since we both hate extravagance and like the Beatles and something new.

America as a whole has hated Celt immigrants and only ever wanted them for one step from slave labor in factories and railroads.

Mulleto = Fuck everything.

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Would I ever do something to hurt you??

Well fuck off, I don't shag sheep.

Agreed.

Oh wow, I brought Holla Forums in here.

I like 3 songs, and that it. They are overated as fuck but god damn they did have style.

I have the same relation with Beatles as I have with Kanye West.

He is a dick but he made Gradation/

no

Scanner thread?

America is a geographically expansive country.
Your centrocism is clustered around major cities for the most part.
The state or vague, larger region is what people identify with here so yeah, things are far more uniform across areas because it's just further apart.

They we're the epitome of retards and drugs making music.

Now Kurt Cobain....

See. No ulterior motives here, boo.

Nirvana was/is/always will be godly

See, Scoot, we get along alright.

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At least he linked correctly this time.

true. just not enough.