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I quite enjoyed her holes. And her mouth. And that thing she did with it. And I occasionally enjoyed what she said.

whats that you used to say? "im here to amuse myself not u"? something like that

You're better than this.
Or at least not this bad.

suck a FAT ass cock CHODE !!!
ahha nah i love yo usama waddup]

You're right, you're a really good boyfriend...

this hetero normative talk is grossing me out.

I could say the same to you, but I fear the meaning would be lost.

That my mood usually stabilizes before I go to sleep?

I always figured that was a good thing.

Are you going to admit it then? Or should I continue to explain the things I did to her?

can someone pls tell me what crawled up cupcakes ass
he's yipping like crazy tonight

I will never admit what is false.

But it is so blatantly and utterly true.

to someone desperate to get back at me for all the teasing I've done, sure.

what did yo udo to her .///.

Nope. It is true for everybody. Are you going to make this awkward by denying it?

Bard, you horndog!

hey.. this works. lol sup bard

Never Fear, Smiles is here.

...

Biked otu to walmart on the highway at like 4 a,m last night to buy fallout 4
well worth it love ing it so far
how are you amigo

h-haha y-yeah
what did she smell like ./.

...

o hai

good mna... work again today. no complaints tho.

i mean... id complain but whod listen lol

You know, I honestly don't remember. Clean. We took a lot of showers. But I don't remember the scent of her.

you're the one making things awkward here!

these seem like mutually exclusive statements.

I'm going to bed.

Oh I would and needless to say someone will end up pretty sore

No... No um..... i am too dumb to do this right, lets start over I would just rather you be happy in general cause you deserve it

I am terrified

Says the one denying basic facts!

Oh, thank God.

for real tho is that even really cupcake
i've never seen him this aggressive

goodnight rin. sleep well.

TIME FOR FEAR

Sleep well.

but who?

says the one calling opinions facts.

Says the one that doesn't want to go out for drinks.

dude tusk changed my life desu
well not really
but it made some impact

Gotta make a living you know
It's a good thing you have a career even if its a difficult one
You have an influence on the world

hey now, I never said that. I'd love to go get a drink with you sometime.

do i?

heh...

oh great
I love Fleetwood Mac

Nope. I honestly don't even believe that from you anymore.

rin says to tell you **"it's cute seeing him flustered like that and I knew exactly what he meant and was just teasing him.
In my weird straight faced manner of teasing.**

You're a manager at a railroad right?

huh. weird.

u k?

mandy now you're just being cruel.

What? These statements go extremely well together.

How's it going, love?

How's it hanging, user?

WELL I"M HERE NOW SO STOP FEARING

You're welcome~

I'LL END Y---
Um, nuh uh.

i totally resigned (sortof)

last month... took a management position at a call center

At least Rin and Eva had made up.

Can't think of a song that changed my life. If I were to admit that Landslide is my favorite Fleetwood Mac song you'd call me a silly conformist or whatnot.

We accept your incompetence as it is.

can you back up your claims? can you cite sources? can you provide peer reviewed papers proving your theory?

short, shriveled and to the left...

also good. you?

that's so sensual
are you happy with the life you've lived?

I apologize asama I mean no offense

My grandmother used to do alot of work at places like that
a place called Apac I think
you do verifications?

goody.

Because I don't trust you anymore? That isn't my fault.

Not really, no. But it is the life I have lived, so not much I can do about it.

post purchase services... and verifications

Niiight

mostly you buuuuut if I exhaust myself it might just be me too

So cruel! i don't know if I can trust anything anymore!

eee my knee feels pretty sore

The age of consent in japan is 13

Whyyyy

me having a different opinion on something being cute or not doesn't make me a liar!

this one is too easy.

oh my. sounds pretty fun

yeah rin is a bully.

cue pic~

saved :)

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Well, we know where Sci is moving.

wow u r so original dude

used to be that way like everywhere... wasnt an age of consent couple hundred years ago

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it's going stagnatily
gimme ur fav movies pls

no i wouldnt say that
listened to that a while ago on youtube and thought it was great, but then when i listened to the album earlier today it didn't seem that great
didn't really like that album as a whole tho
"over my head" was cool

If you google "the age of consent in japan" it comes up with a picture of a white guy weirdly staring at you.

YOU ARE JUST SCARING ME EVEN MORE BY SHOUTING

Seems like it does to me....

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idkkk it started today sometime Ido not think I bumped it it just hurts when I touch inside it

I apologize my friend
to me you always souund so succesful and on track
But to hear from you such things really
I'm sorry manders

Good job for the pay?
Doesn't matter if your working hard or hardly working if you're able to get by you know

It's a Luka meme.

You must be truly out of the loop.

dennis, from always sunny.

that's Sci

Sci you dog
watch Magnolia

good evening ban

also if you google that shit you should be put in jail

sorry, thought we were stating historical fact... hey man dont ook at me that way, youre making me uncomfortable

A horrible bully, I will have to think up counter measures. It's not a really fun night until neither of us can sit back up for the night

okay. good point. I was being mean. can you ever forgive me?

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Is it Bebop?

i will im sorry!

yeh its alright man, im less stressed on the daily now

what will we do if we can't sit back up?

In case you haven't noticed.
I'm not here any more..

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If only, my friend! But don't worry about it. We have nothing to do in this world but to drudge on, right?

Anyway I am off to take a shower than go to bed. Have a great night, bud! I'll catch you later.

Maybe. Find a good reason for me to and message me on steam. I'm heading towards bed.

your boob is showing

sleep well, mandy.

[FEAR INTENSIFIES]

Yes that was the point of my statement.

I feel people misunderstand me regularly when I make statements like this.

If they work and the left knee looks like the right I think everything's daijoubu desu

toothbrushing as fast as I can preparing for bed

Ihave gotten addicted to sitting down while brushing

made any friends with the folks there?

where!?

your back

He's just pretending.

I'll give you a Linkin Park CD and a dull razor blade.
Then you will truly be complete.

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I can see you right now
right here
in this moment

right right
nothing in this world but to drug on

sweet dreams sweet hart haeva mostfantastic day tomorrow

Ask tsuchi.

I had to read it 4 times before I understood that you were talking about your penis.
Bravo.

Can't they only consent to other young Japanese people though?
Like I know they can do oral and such with older men, but they aren't allowed to engage in penetration until an older age if I'm right.

Yuri~~~

Godfather.

Oh relax. WHat are you up to, love?

Irish, pls no.
No fear.

so far year, i got a good team... theyre all pretty nice... i havent realy encountered that one guy... you know, him

that one fucking guy

that is not a credible source at all smiles.
plus he's terrified of you.

where?

Youre going to turn your mouth into an errogonous zone
be careful with all the brushing

Well, I'm here now.
At least for the moment.

Just being bored in EVE
Trying to figure out what to do

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you asked me how IT was hanging... i tried to be slick about it

howd i do?

nooo that's already my dad's favorite. pick a different one

:(

post naired comfy mode engaged

There are no brakes on the fright train, Smiles

bumop

I fucking hate that guy
we had one at my job for the longest time years and years and he finally left a few months back

although
if you cant find that guy.....
it...
it may be you//sam....samoa.....

I think it is already

so much pastry

yuri~

THE bIg Pastry

make me food animus

wow

I just told you

Probably something completely lame like laying in bed together or something :^)

i think i could be that one fucking guy tbh...

I think I'm too tired to bother parsing the meaning behind either of these posts.

Have a grouplink.

I'm going to cut this short before the stale meme manages to get even worse.

im not seeing it, show me...

Thanks I suppose.

goodness

I love ya still
Everybody's got some of it in them

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wait what? smooth womanly legs? of course I'm interested.

i really hate that one guy tho...

Just force them onto him, Cupcake will like that

ooook I finished otothbrush is bedtim naanas

WHAT?
Tsuchi is not scared of me!

What is EVE?

Well you were pretty slick.
I even said Bravo.

Judgement at Nuremberg

But you need to find the brakes!

Oh please.
Tsuchi told me to tell you that the stales memes are all you're good for.

goodnight neru.

thats all i wanted

the validation

he would

the degenerate

my ankles are smooth and hairless from wearing socks... does that do it for you cakes?

well of course he'd tell you that. he doesn't want you to realize!

morning

lemme rub them

maybe if you weren't A MILLION

The space sandbox game where you can be anything from a space pirate to a banker

man... i even ger a bravo

all i need now is an attaboy and a gold star and im all set

fucken a

The phrase "I suppose" is trademark and copyright of the roleplayer Betty, formerly known as Cupcake. Cease and desist.

If I started taking Tsuchi's assertions to heart I'd be truly lost.

i have like a few month old photo if you want

...

Just beat the dead horse more.

Attaboy, have a gold star.

I do want, yes.

Yeah, cupcake is a weirdo

o hai fishy
hows trix?

im literally not a million but yea its fine... i dont mind

I DONT MIND!! ;_;

trix?

o snap... can i get a bonus kudos?

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Well if you act anything irl like you o here I dont hthink you are
you come off as a pretty enjoyable person and see like you would have the drive to at least give more than 75 percent to your job
you seem to have character

Will then.
可以，我说“再见”。

I'm sure I will!
after this shower

good that you don't. an old man like you should be more mature.

its like things or something...

what is the context of this filename

sweetest dreams neru

this is encouraging... thanks bard

14/10 would do shots with and hang

I have no idea.
Ask Test.

Luka refuses to drink water.

Sadly no gif of someone refusing to drink water exists. So I went with somebody incapable of it.

fucking east coasterners and their funny language

I'm good, still stuck on this rollercoaster called life, and currently I'm about to come crashing waaaaaaaay down

im totally not an old man tho... i still have charisma and shit

Good night

sent

thats being generous

gn

ah ty!

the downhill is always the best part of a rollercoaster

ah
luka is gonna get kidney stones and be in horrible pain rip

What the fuck are these, Test?

older guys have tons of charisma sometimes!

delicious

Mai waifu.

I mean, one can really only be so mean to Cupcake

girls don't get kidney stones????

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and machismo...

yeah dont want to make him cum now do we

I make him tell me anything.
The punishments are worse if he isn't honest.

Star Citizen?

Moving on up~!
You're almost up there with the Jones

I mean he does sometimes have a point.... rarely.
What are you up to?

Enjoy the shower love.

Sleep well Neru.

Nah, but you'll get a "good job!" sticker to go with it.

My pleasure.

this shit is so relaxing
ive been watching this guy hunt for like an hour and im mad comfy

yes they do silly they just dont hurt as bad cuz girls got big peeholes

I can't change who I am.

do you have that?

see, it's statements like that that make him tremble.
you are a devious mastermind, smiles.

Star citizen is copying it, yeah

EVE has been around since 2003

Only sometimes

you get an attagirl for the upvote...

10/10 would have intellectual discourse over coffee with

i want the banana scratch and sniff one>

oodles of it

true

have to ration it out or else he'd get spoiled

ew
worst asmr ever

We're having a conversation about this now.
Is it a guy or a girl?

yeah you just ooze manly

nor would you want me to.

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thanks for confirming it... means alot

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not true you could always be more slutty

...

...

probably not ever slutty enough for an insatiable pervert like you.

bankai!!

The Canadian gubberment will luckily provide any medical aid necessary to ease the suffering.

I've spent most of today outside of class reading an extremely good webcomic called "Unsounded". Probably the best webcomic I've ever come across, and I have hope that one day it will actually reach completion rather than hitting the permanent hiatus so common in the field. Now that that's done I'm so exhausted from lack of sleep that I'm doing nothing but wandering in here.

Have a song I'm listening to.

youtube.com/watch?v=9jgleXclGvQ

He's already spoiled!

i dont know what that means and i dont care enough to google it

this is my image you hooligan
delete it or ill call the cyber fbi

they hurt as bad as giving birth in men
a true hell
drink more water my friend

yeah man and only 11 months of waiting to see the doctor

words like urethra, sphincter, uvula and perenium always give me chuckle

...

...lewd luke

lewd!

Your music is always so sad

I really did not need this mental imagery

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When I was 15 I was catheteriezed and like two days later they just like yanked it out

that was the second most traumatic experience of my life t b h

At least it's going out and not in.

Crawling in my skin and whatnot.

I don't know of those.

are you okay?

just ask bebop what asmr is lol

there are games that have been doing that since the early 90s
:^)

dude... scratch and sniff stickers are wonderful

gift just keeps on giving

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if the name aint busta rhymes
it aint the first aniimal in hip hop
word

D r i n k W a t e r

I didn't say EVE was the original, just the most well-known

and copying isn't a bad thing

i also don't know who that is
sorry

ah jeez i know that feeling too is not good
did you ever have a tube down your nose into your throat
they force you to gag to make it go down and its awful

cool

Your worry is appreciated, but nobody here's really okay.

It’s not where you take things from - it’s where you take them to.

Doesn't ring a bell still.

Obviously it's because I'm amazing.
That's why I managed to be a poster for so long.

Welp, Star Citizen will never come out, so whatever.

Dunkin Donuts?

Oh neat, listening.

u dont know asmr OR lil b???
u better wise up dude

You're going to make people on /vg/ cry if they see this you know

well then how have I managed it? or any number of less amazing people around these parts? eh, smiles?

DUDE
GUERO
YOU'VE EXPEREIENCED THS TOO???????/

damn dude when I was fucking 15 laid up in the hospital I had some surgery that left me with a split abdomen so like something happened and a lot of bile piled up and those fuckers held me down and showed this like inch and ah alf thick tube down my nose iinto my throat
It was there for 4 days before I pulled it out when I was half cooonscious morphined up one morning
fell asleep after and woke with the pillow crusted to my face from all the blood when the nurses came into check

Why did you get nasal intubated?

*cough* elitedangerous *cough*

it's time they accepted the fucking truth already.

yea... you really dont get out much

id splurge for krispy kreme... shit if those fuckers aint delicious

It was very nice

And now i have a cat chirping at my door

too late
the damage is done
the tears arent stopping

I feel kind of attached to you even though I dont have a reason to be

The amount of money some people have poured into the game is honestly ludicrous.

kinda like the amount of loads people have poured into ur mom lol

Elite was the very game I was meaning too. Too bad the updates for it are just as bad as SC right now

They cry/bitch and moan about it EVERY single day. It's kind of sad but funny as hell.

Exactly!

They also promised a hell of a lot, like that one which just came out and flopped

There's this idea held by pretentious snobs that in order for art to be good- it must make you suffer.
And the more it makes you suffer- the better it is.
And the fact that nobody else understands it, makes it even better yet.
It puts you in your own little elitist snobby Club,
I put you all in the same category, with people that claim to enjoy reading Russian novels, eating raw fish eggs, and drinking pretentious dry wines and bitter beers.
I was forced to sit through many of these movies- hated them.
I hated Citizen Kane too.
Screw you posers- the emperor has no clothes and these movies are boring

have you seen the 2.2 update at gamescom

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Get on Steam.
I need to ask you a question.

awwww tsunchi kun you do this?

Don't worry about it, man.

It was a joke about the obvious.

damn that was a good ur mom
im actually proud of u rn

i dont tend to care about inane shit lol

+

i dont actually remember why i needed it cuz i was like 7 but i remember it being the most alien violating horrible feelings ever

stop that u son of a bitch

nope!
im super powerful now!

amzn.com/w/29H4KKTE6POZG

You should be proud of yourself for being so selfless

To be honest I wish there were more games like Eve
Or at the very least take what Eve did right and apply it to everything else

Yeah. I mostly want to buy Horizons for The Engineers so that I'm always top gun in combat again. I will definitely buy it when 2.3 The Commanders is out.

d-did you finally get laid?

This is my OC DONUT STEEL.

...

wat

We just never had those.

i had to get a couple suppositories up there that was pretty unpleasant
But comparing the two feelings I think I'd rather have something forced up my ass before I get something forced down my nose and throat again
I wouldn't call it rape
but it's somethign in a similiar vein for sure
Thank you guero I havent ever met anyone else who understands

thats lame as hell cmon man...

.
sleep

i feel that was a clear line of questioning

All those poor virgins dumping their 401K into a game that is never coming out.

Hush, you're messing with my God Complex.

For real though.
Too bad they are all gonna go out of business eventually.

No Man's Sky?

IS MANDY STILL HERE?

nfa zone in finland

haha yeah
although There is one person I want to buy something for .///.

im gonna shoot up the thread

we r brothers in spirit bart

not

it'll be worth it to them in 5years when it's finally out and they have full vr support
they'll never have a need to come outside again

You've never heard a cat chirp?

that's one of the many services I provide.

he went to bed, sorry squash.

GIVE ME THE REST OF MY PICTURES
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE

Well he came and he gave without taking

upvote.

fuck... god i hope not.

we have a vendor that delivers them at work every morning. im gonna get fat smiles

FAT

on french vanilla cappuccino and krispy kreme

...

was

...

Yeah, this

but I dont really know how you would do it

Yes!
I'm glad I didn't spend money

...

Who is that even?

woof

bark bark

yipyipyip

that one and my battlestation were the only ones you said you had

:)

Thats my lil slut~

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*sniffs butt
*licks own balls

Doesn't ring any bells.

hey there
I noticed you were uh
sniffin your own butt
you awnt some help with that?

based hunting memories
i have a new pic i need to post here sometime along with a webm i made for /k/

we doge nao or somethin

haha
somethin like that

Hey bard

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"what relationship"
"my right hand gets tired sometimes"
"she lets me drive her car"
"She wears sweaters and licks my ear."
"He paid for my ticket to a Kraftwerk show then I broke up with him."fucking lol

side note, i have a friend who thought it was a good idea to go to itt tech 3years ago
he owes $20k and can't transfer any of his credits. talk about getting fucked

Helloo there neko how is your night comin along?

need to run. you folks have a good night

you too my man havea fantastic night

Annoyingly
I have a headache, toothache, and work is pissing me off
How are you?

hopefully things start to brighten up here soon
how muhc longer in your shift?

I've had a toothache today too and I'm feeling a lil
sick to my stomache and hot in the head
kinda lame, none of my friends hit me up tonight but I mean
Cant kick it every night right

eww

picture related
it's me

6 and a half hours more

Sounds like you are coming down with a fever or something. That's no good

This is my favourite.

kkkyyyaa do you have any more?
I love these so much

Thanks dahlin
I hope your night goes smoothly
do you ever just get kinda sick right when you wake up?
this is what it feels like ;~:

Do you have anything to help with your teeth like benzocaine?

Sorry Bardo, but I don't.
I think /jp/ has those as they've recently gained some attention.

God bless pc and emulation

Every time I have to go to work i feel like that lol

I just took some Ibuprofen but it doesn't to be helping much

How are you DL?

Feeling kinda sleepy but other than that I'm all good, eating popeye's
You?

Popeye's?
Just drinking very slowly, otherwise going through some old music.

♥
cute face~

My bad I forget not everyone's american. Spicy fried chicken
Oldschool huh?

How are you Luka?

I find all of those brand names just weird.
Somewhat.
youtube.com/watch?v=SMG1WCVff0I

...

i've made it into the Soul society!
:D

Mmm we have different taste in oldschool

I think of youtube.com/watch?v=6ev9BLgmQeA when I say oldschool

OH FUCK YEAH
THAT REAL
OLDSCHOOL SHIT

haha
just found this funny meme

Soul society?

I have no clue at all about the oldschool disco/funk.

This nigga knows whats up

Different culture, I was raised in the ghettos

Raised in a similar area here, but it wasn't about funk at all.

I have my media player running and I'm god is on repeat from last night cause I like to sleep to it sometimes
I came home, showered up and got ready for my nightly bowl at about 9 p.m
I have been meaning to switch the music from just i'm god to shuffle
so I can enjoy my burn
but I have been putting it off until this song is over
and then it just repeats and here I am still sober at 11
i could listen to this fucking song every second for the rest of eternity

My father was a DJ when I was a child so I heard this kind of funk all the time

...

Ulting people off ledges as Zarya is great.

Hihi, thread~

MY NEMESIS

Hey

Well that explains the funk.

Okay, I chuckled at that.

hi maddie. how was work?

MY LOVE~

Hiya Maddie

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