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SEGA is raping their old Genesis games by releasing them for free with lots of ads and IAPs to disable them, now the lowest common denominator is going to play games I like. I'm angry

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At least the second reply won't be porn if Ristar throwing up

SEGA YOU FUCKING NIGGERS LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT. STUPID NORMALFAAGS GIVE REVENGE OF SHINOBI A LOWER SCORE THAN ALTERED BEAST BECAUSE IT IS TOO HARD FOR THEM, THATS JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID THEY ARE

IF CHAD AND OR STACY HAD MORE THAN TEN FUCKING BRAIN CELLS THEY WOULD DOWNLOAD THIS INSTEAD WHICH IS FUCKING FREE ITS RIGHT THERE ON THE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR SEGAS SHITTY PORTS

The horror.

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Kill yourself op.

People have been waiting for Saturn and Dreamcast ports forever so SEGA on all their fucking wisdom decide to I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD RELEASE THEM FOR FREE WITH ADS AND IAPS ON FUCKING MOBILE. FUCK YOU IN THE DICKHEAD WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER If You WANTED THEM ON PC OR ANYTHING ELSE SINCE SATURN EMULATION IS SO SHIT

IM NOT A FUCKING HIPSTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IM JUST ANGRY AT AN INCOMPETENT PUBLISHER THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT SONIC AND MOBILE PHONES

Even if you have a mobile gamepad of sorts at that point you're better off just playing it on PC

At least Sega has a service like this, unlike everyone else.

Fuck you, too. I used to fucking love Earthbound but now I'm labeled as a hipster because they've taken over the fandom and I'm FUCKING PISSED
This is such BULLSHIT
Fuck you. Bump.

Every type of person you have distaste for probably enjoys pizza too. Do you allow this fact to temper your enjoyment of pizza? If not, perhaps you can begin to see how ridiculous you're being.

Thanks, asshole. Now I actually have to think about the food I eat.

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you're in a marketing thread, this is a common marketing tactic, he's acting retarded and angry to drum up hype for the games.

No user you are the cancer

Yeah it's true, My dad is SEGA

hahaha i'm too poor to afford something like this i can't even fix my teeth or buy a new monitor/speaker/keyboard/mouse

Kys

ebin

Earthbound always belonged to them. It was literally designed by a former Marxist revolutionary. Itoi used to be an active member of 中核派 or the JRCL, Japanese-Revolutionary Communist League-National Committee.

You are trying to ruin my favorite game by spamming this on every thread that mentions Earthbound don't ya?

You deserve to have it ruined, faggot.

Altered Beast is a better game, stfu nigger.

yeah you're cucked pretty hard considering how dependent you are on everyone else

No it's not, it fucking sucks ass

You suck ass and your shit taste sucks ass. Hang yourself faggot.

He deserves to have it ruined if something that innocuous ruins it for him.

But it is true, Altered Beast was okay as an arcade game but as a console title it fell flat due to how repetitive and slow it was. It was all about visuals and large sprites but the gameplay was shite, it didn't help the Pre-Sonic Genesis at all. Maybe try playing it again.

try harder

He only inserted his commie ideology in Mother 3 though.

You're being too obvious, sega.
Not that I care one way or the other, smartphones are irrelevant to me.

Suck. My. Cock.

I'm simply stating the facts; it doesn't change or take away from what Earthbound is, but Japanese nationalists call him and his wife zainichi gooks and say they're anti-Japan. It's only fitting that our subversive SJWs and cultural marxists look up to the man and admire his work.


True. Maybe Nintendo management reigned him in on earlier titles, but gave him more freedom of expression in Mother 3.

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I feel dirty and disturbed watching that.

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Why
Well, atleast i don't put pineapples on my pizza

this nigga right here
Boy i can't believe how many fags instantly disown a piece of media when the writer / creator of said media doesn't align with their personal political views.

Why the fuck do you need to post that twice nigger?

Being a commie isn't innocuous. Thank god Yamaguchi buried it deep.
On the other hand, it doesn't necessarily make Earthbound a bad game.

They're available with emulators anyways.

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Would you support someone or a company who openly attacks you?


b-but what about Ouya where you can play mobile games and use an emulator on your TV!

Not an argument. I love tolerate Sega as much as the next guy, but Altered Beast is more interesting to see than it is to play. Shinobi is a more fun game, in my opinion, even if it looks visually inferior.


Stockholm syndrome? Mind cancer?

Well, it's not like they're going to get back into hardware, and they already put nearly all their shit on Steam. What else do you want them to do? At least they're not ignoring that their IPs exist like Namco.

I've noticed that people that play any mother game become more leftist as a result. He may have put some subliminal programs within his games.

Hurrrr

All is right in the world. I bet those retards also breathe, don't want to be like them, do you?

They should add Shining Force II. It had anti-racemixing themes in the ending.

I'm just bringing up the possibility, don't shoot the messenger.

Anyone with a brain has seen that liberals have latched on to nintendo garbage. It's the drones here that refuse to believe basic fact. Feels bad considering the nintendo fans have some house cleaning to do in their own fanbase.

Oh no. Now we can't just download the same games as ROMs and play them however we want on whatever working emulator we can find.
Oh wait, yes we can, and you're getting upset over nothing.

They infest everything, injecting identity politics because they have no objective merit as human beings. When you have no talents, no skills, and aren't even interesting to talk to, what else can you do but shit everything up and blame everyone else for your own incompetence?

No wonder I thought MOTHER 3 was cinematic 'auteur' garbage in place of an actual game.

You would think that tidbit would be brought up more considering the popularity of the games, also gives Mother 3 a bit more context. Here I thought it was just a statement on greed and technology but instead it's

I thought it was about traditionalism but nope, Commies. It always happens with the Beatles are involved.

Altered beast is better than revenge of shinobi tho

Earthbounds creator is a commie piece of shit?

Altered beast is an okay quarter muncher but Shinobi played, sounded, and even looked better.

You couldn't figure that out yourself? It has always been feminist and communist propaganda. Why do you think the series is called MOTHER?

Pizza is disgusting subhuman slop invented by miscegenated Italians. It is grease incarnate and it is devoured by the morbidly obese.

That is incorrect

you retard

I don't eat any pizza. It is disgusting, unhealthy, and a symbol for miscegenation. It is the lowest form of widespread cuisine.

Cook your own pizzas from scratch. Even the crust. The health factor can be improved when you build things from scratch, not to mention is cheaper if you make a lot of it from rawer ingredients.

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It's really not an issue of
like OP wants to make it. The real point is that Sega has no respect for these IPs if theyre willing to make shitty ad-riddled mobile releases for the jewgle gay store.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

There is no good pizza. It was invented by the half-Jews of southern Europe, the Italians, the Venetians. It along with the cheeseburger are holy idols in the religion of filth.

And the polio vaccine was invented by a yid, doesn't make it worse. Also Italy did nothing wrong.

What the fuck is your problem?

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Oh, you're false flagging retardation.

Highly effective bait from a Holla Forums tranny, probably

Considering the influx of newfags there is nothing wrong with laughing at the retards that try to shit on a thread this way.

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Italy did everything wrong. They lost to fucking Ethiopian niggers and only won the second time because of German support. They were the first to submit to the Allies. They abandoned the German Reich in The Great War. They are the failures of Europe.

You are a retard.

It's okay to admit you don't know shit about pizza.

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It's in the very nature of mobile releases to either be priced absurdly low or be ad-supported. It's not a matter of respect, it's just business. These series have been sold on every other relevant platform already, they're essentially deprecated. I have no problem with Sega profiting from morons by selling economically useless old games anyone can play for free. Especially if it buoys their future development work.

How do you turn a game that's about 1 MB large into a 52 MB app?

I don't play Sonic games, but you're lucky the latest Sonic releases weren't full of ads and mobileshit

Locally stored advertising files, as is mandatory for every google ad powered application.
Let this be a lesson kids, don't upload shit to google if you ever make mobile shit

Poles at least had a kingdom. Italians were obsessed with the lie of Democracy.

Might be because it contains an emulator as well as all the APIs for mobile + adware crap. The Genesis ROM itself may be 1MB, but it was developed in C or ASM and ran really close to the hardware and tightly compressed to the cartridge.

*libraries. Fuck is wrong with me.

So why do you have an axe to grind against this in particular when there are bigger targets and this is really far from the worst that has happened to these games.


They just wanted to be Rome again so bad, you can't blame them. Poles HAD a kingdom until they became the best goyim for WW1 and cursed the world with the eternal jew.

A Genesis emulator shouldn't even come close to 50 MB

All I wanted was a fucking Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza.

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Make your own.
It's actually really easy, you don't even have to buy pic related, just make your own.

Fucking courts not throwing out "discrimination" cases
Fucking gay community setting the legal precedent for businesses being forced to cater to people

I think it all depends on where you live.
Fuck NY and Florida though. Those places can sink into the ocean for all I care.

The worst part too is that, the whole "halal" thing doesn't even have to do with the fact that desert shitheads couldn't cook and prepare food properly, they use it as a tool to install themselves into society.

I remember when the mudshits tried that here. At the most they got a VERY small section in the state capital where they can pretend they have a culture but the locals here seems to make fun of that shit to the point there is a growing animosity towards anyone towards liberals who live in the state capital. Even the niggers around here are slowlying waking up Sleepy Negro style.

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Eastern Europe isn't real Europe. Slavs will never be white.

That would be the cause of a burned dick if the pizza wasn't cold, and if the pizza's cold then it's not good eatings. That's just a waste of good food.

Well, to be honest, pedos using "pizza" as password/symbol does indeed make me angry, since i fucking love pizza, but i hate """""""pizza""""""".

Kill yourself kike.

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It's okay, I understand but let's not go lying now.
Mr. (1) and done.

The requirements for Halal is simply that you slice an animals throat and let it bleed out while its conscious.


Don't get me wrong, I understand that animals have to die to create meat, but what kind of fucked up religion makes unnecessary suffering mandatory? What's worse is that these illiterate fucks claim that cutting the arteries causes animals to immediately fall unconscious and they die a 'peaceful death'.

That's reasonable, but I assume that isn't even remotely on your mind when you're biting into a slice.

THAT'S what halal is? What the fuck, no wonder they don't eat much meat or stew the fuck out of it in all their dishes. The meat tastes like shit if the animal suffers excessively before death. So yids hate pigs because their ancestors were too stupid to keep pork longer than a few hours and the mudshits hate meat because they are too stupid to know basic butchery.

It's also been ammended recently to include it has to be an islamic man to do it.
Civil rights were a mistake designed to fix a mistake that already existed with jim crow bullshit
I mean, in the end I guess that's my real issue with all of this.
It's like the utter retardation that was net neutrality laws which only existed because the government was dumb enough to slap monopoly policies for internet providers in the first place.

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user, did you believe the mudslime propaganda about it being healthier to eat and kinder to animals?

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I just didn't give a fuck and assumed halal was just a bunch of "no fun allowed" rules combined with allowing open rape. It's more like I was surprised that's all it was. Do they even have a culture anymore? kek

They put Rayman on the Play Store. How the fuck do they expect you to play this game which requires precise inputs on a touchscreen?

You're thinking of Sharia.

This is real

I just call them mudrules and leave it at that. Anyone that follows those things are already braindead in my eyes.

so is this

Maybe it was intended to be played with one of these?


They also ported one of the call of duty game's zombies mode.
Shit game and shit platform, but I'm still impressed that they managed to do that.

Don't be so Haram.

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The closest thing I can find even approaching that is that Tazmily's residents don't have any use for money and you can just grab whatever's on the shelf in the sole shop in the town, but even then there's mention they use acorns as currency and that whole bit where their life from before the Pigmasks is idyllic, but they're still hopelessly brainwashed and leading false lives. I like this EVERYTHING IS JEWS bait in recent days, it lures out the Holla Forums crossposters who can't resist taking such bait and makes them easy to report

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Har*am*

I just got an idea. All I need is the cable

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The lowest common denominator isn't going to give a shit. Maybe they will about Sonic, but that's it.

The people who fall for this are so stupid that they deserve to be jewed, but that doesn't excuse this. Any profit this makes will go towards and encourage more low effort scams and low quality mobile shit instead of going towards making good games.


It kind of is. "Halal" is most often used in reference to food but that isn't exclusively what it means. Halal is what is lawful according to Islam, like how haram is what is unlawful. The halal (or "lawful") method of slaughter, which is called "dhabihah", is what he's talking about. Anything Islam considers okay or correct is halal, everything else is haram.

Try caring that around with you, at least the mobile controllers are portable and hold a phone.

Time will tell but Sega's track record with this shit is a lot better than other companies. I think people are blowing this up bigger than it actually is.

So freedom, animal welfare and human rights are all haram?

Is it for mudslimes? Then no.
Is it for non mudslime? Then yes.

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They have the right to get on my 11 inch BWC!

Thanks user, my boss at Wendy's just saw this and gave me a promotion.

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Or on a DS or PSP, fucking seriously. Who cares about mobile games?

Going by my experience with Retroarch on the 3DS its cores also perform like hot ass, does that hold true on other platforms (ie the cores themselves are at fault) or is it just the limited power of a 3DS? Mind you I tried it on a New 3DS which can handle PS1 emulation without sound on a select few titles, so it's not that big a pile of gutter trash.

Fun fact: Sega is also an Italian family name.

You mean Saiga?

Sounds like you're pretty cucked to me.


You say that like Sega will acknowledge any of the old Shining games. We all know that'll never happen.


I always thought halal was closer to kosher, because I'm fairly certain jews drain the blood of the animal before carving it too, but I'm also fairly certain that they must instantaneously kill the animal before hand to prevent suffering. Also I always thought it needed a mudslime to do it like kosher foods need a jew, didn't think it was a recent amendment to policy.

Fuck all of you, now I want some pizza.

If I meant that, I would have said that.

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Lolwut

PSP is literally a PSX in mobile form. There's no emulation. There's just minor file conversion.

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I'm actually open to this. See, while, as stated in the thread, people are too dumb to just go get Retroarch, people are going to go "HEY LOOK AT THIS FREE GAME I FOUND" and play it. I don't see Sega Forever as a serious means of playing SEGA games on the go, I see it as a smart means of marketing to the masses. You give them a free game, recognition for that game's franchise goes up; and then a sequel/reboot is suddenly more profitable.

I don't even own a smartphone of any sort, so obviously I'm just sticking to emulation and actual hardware, but I'm hoping this pulls off well. SEGA said they were planning on bringing back old franchises or at least establishing awareness for them for the road to 2020 as that report they put out said. To me, Sega Forever is a stepping stone to a greater, bigger SEGA that we haven't seen in years; if their plan pulls off, of course.

The short answer is that the more accurate the emulator is, the faster the CPU needs to be, and since emulators typically aren't multi-threaded, what matters is single-thread performance. The N3DS has an 802mhz quad core, so calling it "underpowered" would be an understatement. To put that into perspective, modern high-end smartphones have CPUs that are three times faster.

So with the 3DS being such a shitty platform for emulators, there's not a whole lot of interest in optimizing cores (or creating high quality stand alone emulators) for it instead of Android which is the mobile platform of choice.

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I get it OP.
I don't care, but this is somewhat reminiscent of old Holla Forums so have a bump

Can I get a short stack combo?

You better believe it m8, PS3 and a smartphone? You are everything wrong with this screen-pawing retard world we find ourselves in.

PSP emulates PS1 by running it natively, but it's still dependent on speedhacks and the like depending on which game it's running. It's a rather powerful little handheld, especially for the timeframe, but even its PS1 compatibility isn't perfect.

I suppose another factor is that it really doesn't matter to optimize an emulator for the system when Nintendo already does the vast brunt of that work, through Virtual Console and through porting high-demand older games like Ocarina of Time and Star Fox 64. I do know that getting SA-1 and other special-effects chips working on an SNES emulator for 3DS is a pretty big deal, and something even Nintendo hasn't quite figured out yet, hence no Super Mario RPG or Kirby Super Star on the SNES Virtual Console.

It's done so that there's as little blood in the carcass as possible because blood is haram/whatever the kike version of haram is.
Which, besides being yet another example of the fact that Semites are subhuman filth, displays a remarkable level of shit taste because blood pudding is delicious.

Every day I learn that more and more of American culture is just a jewish plot. Thanks, Holla Forums.

Right on all counts. Add that to the huge pile of disincentives for prospective 3DS emu devs, as well as the unfortunate reality of all of your work getting thrown out the window when they decide to release a new handheld and your emulator is stuck on a dead handheld.

What did you think it was?
Halal literally = Cut the throat and let it bleed out.

They do nothing for the welfare of the animal at all, they'll kick the fucker in the head to get it into the stocks to open its throat without a blink. I suppose when you're mired in that carnage all day anyway you stop giving the slightest fuck pretty quickly.

Re*tard*

So that's what happened to Michael Jackson.

No, this is Vile

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Hey look, the ONLY reason to play Maverick Hunter.

There's always been a pretty huge disincentive for 3DS homebrew development in the first place, come to think of it, ranging from lack of power (userland exploits only have as much power as the "state" the machine was in when it entered any homebrew launcher, and since most people did it on boot your applications effectively have nothing to play with) to an impenetrably autistic and anti-piracy dev scene propagated by Smealum; hell, Smealum's talented and obviously so through attempts to bring NTR features like screenshots or things like playing game mods to userland through HANS, but beyond that his only claim to fame is the Homebrew Launcher and everything else is all on that yls8 bloke he keeps chained in his basement). Then nowadays we've got a dev-scene revolving around the development of Luma3DS, and Plailect as their eternal hanger-on, and we have to put up with their "da fyoocher" shit like trying to force a migration to B9S when it has absolutely nothing over the current methods.

The Dreamcast had a 200 Mhz single core, and not only it emulated the PS1 at full speed, it increased the resolution and smoothed the textures. So maybe it's all a matter of having a crazy good programmer like Randy Linden (who also ported Doom to the SNES).

Honestly until it's decompiled, we wouldn't even be able to determine if it was hardware of software emulation.
But considering the specs. It's more than likely hardware manipulation to simulate a ps1 than a software level interpreter.
This is the tricky shit when it comes to emulation

It was the only post in this thread that was so incorrect it just needed to be corrected. Luckily, you've added another.


Note that this is the same thing kosher is. Because for all the bitching, islam is just a form of judaism. So is christianity.


No, they just claim that their barbaric method is an instant kill to prevent suffering.

Says the faggot who refuses to admit pole scum is white.

There's "Snes9x for 3DS", "VirtuaNES" and "TemperPCE" as standalone emulators for the 3DS, all running great.

Accuracy is arguably the most important factor with an emulator, and with accuracy comes compatibility. Bleem (and Bleemcast) were very inaccurate with proportionately terrible compatibility. Extremely accurate PSX emulation is crazy CPU-intensive.


Re-read the first part of the post, fam.

I hope this is real.

oh no Holla Forums! More than 10 people are going to like what you like.
Better claim it was shit all along and hate on it.

What games are you all going to have left if you keep doing this to yourselves?
Eventually you'll be left trying to justify to yourself and a bunch of internet strangers that you and all the rest of them liked some very objectively shitty games the entire time and only true hardcore gamers such as yourselves would agree.

literally the same root word

the creation of the word harem comes from a westerner misunderstanding his translator regarding the sultan and his wives. What he was told was that the sultan's wives are haram, or off limits. He took it to mean that as a group they were called a harem

Blood is forbidden by Jews and sandniggers because when they poison us that's where the poison will be.

You know how I know that you suck at vidya?

Any accuracy is crazy CPU-intensive. Accuracy isn't the most important factor though, playability is; nobody cares how cycle-accurate the emulator is if they need a powerful computer to do something that a much hackier emulator can with much less power. It's why bsnes/higan is the domain of autists and if you don't want to use a much more powerful computer than you actually have to just to play Sword of Mana you use SNES9x or even ZSNES.

Treif.

Surely you jesting, everyone knows that Jews love drinking then blood of goyim children.

That's the worst emulator out there, and that's saying something since even the "official" version on the play store are remakes with ads and freemium, but at least they work and don't crash half you time.

false flagging piece of shit.

There is no actual mention of acorns being used as currency in the Japanese version of the game. The translators added back in a disabled menu with unused tool tips that was originally inaccessible.

Please stop typing because you don't know what you are talking about.

Healslut her way through levels Grind her way through levels
>Class Change: Master Monk
>Now we can fight as warriors
>Also, suddenly THIGHS
>Gets cucked by shitty princess who slept through the whole thing and had zero interaction with the characters
I don't care if she's a knife-ear, master monks are cool. Faggot MC passed over a kungfu /fit/ girl for some dumb blonde.

It's well known that retro arch is very buggy and unstable.

It works like a charm for me

here is your (you) btw.

Reported to the authorities.

Agreed, pizza is garbage food along with burgers and fries.

I always thought they bartered. I don't think there even is a definite leader in that town.

Go back

tbh leavened bread is just poofed carbon dioxide that depletes sulfur in the body that allows your liver to function, about as bad as alcohol.

This news is old as hell, dude.

WEW
lad
It's like you don't want the cake and eat it too, of course this comes back to the 'cake' in question, if it's good with just a scant amount of political message then it's good enough to eat, but if it's loaded to the brim with virtue-signaling and SJW ideology, then might as well throw the cake away.

Nigger, pizza is delicious, but i always avoid it when i eat out except when you're eating the damn thing with your friends (while playing vidya ofc). Pizza is like the Co-op vidya of the fast food group, it's better with friends.

Nvm you're a stupid fuck

Same here, though i wish both of them will just go back to their respective hugboxes

Don't you mean blood sausages user? You filthy bong

You're such a fucking faggot other gays don't want to fuck you. Sage for shit thread.

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OP if you're going to generate false outrage then do a good job at it, jesus.

They're normalfags, not mentally handicapped monkeys aka DarksydePhil, i'm sure even the most normalfag of normals know how to double click on a zip file to open it.

lmao wow i hope 9volt screencaps this xD fuggen gamers

As an IT guy I have been surprised by the amount of idiots that don't even have winrar installed on their HP craptops

Chad and Stacy wouldn't be able to get out the quick menu, let alone INTO it. By the time they learned that, they'd either get the free sega shit, or just watch a stream of the game they were trying to play

I'm a big fan of Square redoing the art for mobile Final Fantasy games. Anyone buying those games gets the art they deserve.

Huh, well you really do learn something new every day. Thanks user.

Those ports are hot trash

Fuck off retard, this is like the third time I've seen you posting this