==YOU ARE ALL FUCKING AUTISTIC==

Echo is mad at me now
That would be a good way to settle differences tho

ALSO YOU SHOULD SHMOKE IT

She's right you know

Iunno. I feel better now ^~^

What's up, mandy?

dabes.

am I cool yet

It's like you didn't know he was a pervert.

Is that really you, Echo?

Is that surprising ?

men are scum

*Myn

man are cum

Yes

I forgot the name for the dice okai..

Haven't seen you around in forever is all.

How's it been?

burn it

Wohooo

...

She should've paid to correct her googly eyes.

:c
Daijoubu desu ka?

Regardless of anything, they're still just dice, love.

Why do you have a folder of just scenery and walls, Subtoe?

Been better been worse, can't complain overall.
Well this place is a cesspool, and a cesspool can only entertain me for so long..
I'm surprised you're still here.

oh boy, the classic "I'm using a horrible hack to play something that is NOT designed to be used that way using another horrible hack to do a thing and your horrible hack didn't work".

Oh shit its you
I take back the eat shit
Its time for you to stop being mad

do you actually like this shit?

;~;
Heartless..

I don't have anywhere else to go usually.

Oh~? You miss me~? Two lost promos not so important anymore~?

I'll take Girogio Aramani to the chiccken joint for tacos
grab a baja blast and extra large nacho

if it aint cheesy
dont want none of it
make it wrong and ill bring your mum into it

No it never was
I don't do well under stress and always want to prove when in group and it backfires
It was kinda my fault

Mm
The first one, yeah.

Maybe I shouldn't overthink too much.

I would love to try like, something about it.

but imma brush my teeth now.

c u guys love u mandy

Kinda why I'm here now, can't say I'm proud.
Let's make our own community. With all the best shit.

Funny how I finished placements with subtle nearly flawlessly and went up to 2700 solo afterwards.
Guess it never was after all, my my if only you thought of that sooner..

Wha?

Okayyy

You're sick.

I instantly did
Check your skype

What else is new.

Spicer: hahhaha
Spicer: HAHHAHASHA
Spicer: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
Spicer: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spicer: haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaah
Spicer: Click your mountains all you want, it all exists in your head anyway
Spicer: Shitty tót.

The fuck was that even about

That looks like massive amounts of alcohol

Can it be tomorrow yet -_-

Shocking.

Jesus Christ the skype walltext

Is it Jack just saying "Baby, come back. You can blame it all on me."?

lol no thanks. I can only last as a mod for a single day with these folks apparently :p

"I'd sooner die than let something so petty stand between us"

MY HEARTS FUCKING DOWNRIGHT MELTING HERE ;_;

I was wasted off my ass
Thank god I found a job I would be the end of me

Yes

Who said any of these cocksuckers will be involved

Damn, Jack. You've changed.
We're proud of you and support you for who you really are.
I wish you and Echo the best.

But I get fired for thats!

I have never done this here it is good.

Well I am glad you feel better than, love.

Nothing is really up with me. Just living life and what not. Yourself?

Who else would be involved?

He'd invite Neru obvs.

I feel betrayed. I expect a refund.

Swedish
That's disgusting

I actually do that too when i edge too much...

Okay.

...

You're the "girl" between you and your Slavic lover, right?

Boring rainy day off. Was supposed to go golfing earlier, but I bailed out.

=w=

We'd handpick them.

Never started thinking about things that matter out of blue and it killed the moment just when it it started being too late ? It feels like having a taco pulled out of your mouth as you're about to bite off of it.

Don't turn into a second TP please.

But I get fired for thats!

I have never done this here it is good.

Well I am glad you feel better than, love.

Nothing is really up with me. Just living life and what not. Yourself?

You have the weirdest gay harem.

Okay, but who?

Tell me about it.

Distressing

I am, was, riding with the joke mang

You were the one saying boys couldn't be lolis.

...

Not the first or last time

Busted
Take me to bigot hell

Carpool with Tsuchi.

Carpool brojob karaoke

Why am I going to bigot hell?

Brojob!

Brojob!

please don't

his picture is just fucking creepy.

Stop

really I'm just posting random shit right now to see what kindof responses I get

You just get scared easily~

Isn't that how you post normally?

I thought he normally just complains the gubbermint is not giving him enough drugs or money for drugs.

I WANT TO TOUCH NICO-NII'S HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR !!!!!

Indeed.

Who would you prefer ?

Oh god.
Did I just become Desu?

ITS TIME TO STOP

THIS IS LITERALLY ALL YOU EVER DO
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU EVEN ONCE CONTRIBUTE TO A FUCKING CONVERSATION

Yes.
Congrats.
Find someone to start calling master and talk about piss.

Wow. Don't be a bigot.

gubbermint money for new gtx 1080 pls

gubbermint money for totino's pls

lol yeah, true. They really ought to get a jorb.

*shrugs*

ITS HAPPENING

i'm triggered right now for real
god damn

YOU MADE YOUR BED AND ITS TIME TO LIE IN IT

I TRIED TO WARN YOU

But trannies don't have to work.
They're too "disabled" to even greet people at Walmart.

Kill them, Guero.

gubbermint money for ravioli pls

heh

STOP STEALING RAVIOLI

i'm too soft, you do it

Swedish Fish is a true 21st womyn talking about his dick constantly because that's what real women do.

...

Elma, you bitch, did you steal my ravioli again!?

That was MY last CAN

quit making me hungry gosh darn it

I have nothing to do with any of this nonsense.

I honestly respect that you're an outlier.

I can only clean Texas of the tranny menace.
I can just say I was standing my ground.

You should probably not eat for like three weeks so you can get under 250 pounds.

you're always hungry

XD

Thanks. If this isn't sarcasm of course.

Hungry for cock

Stop it

New york is different
If I sneeze near a black dude I'll go to jail for harassment and hate crimes

All jokes aside, a lot of trans folks are completely fine but it's this specific subsection of them that have gone completely fucked in the head from t blockers or whatever drive me nuts
LOOK AT ME!!!1111
I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH PROBLEMS
tehee so special snowflake look at my meds
fucking christ

No.

hungry for the girlcock like damn

god fucking damnit I just ate knock it off

Fucking whalecock more like

A whale cock is called a dork XD

Lol genuinely kekd

Oh, right.
No, there's no sarcasm.
I was saying it genuinely.
Like an earlier point I made, it seems insulting to you because it's congratulating you for something that should be a given but it's that the bar was set that low to begin with.
It's not meant with any condescension.

Agreed.
I just hate the ones that think the world is owed to them because somehow it's debilitating to crossdress.

That's right. I remember now.

I dunno. "Outlier" sounds cool too tbh

nope

Just makes me think of The Outer Limits.

I've actually never seen that. Always been a Twilight Zone person^^

I'm confused about that part though
People will rip your head off for suggesting it's a mental illness
but they're all about how debilitating their dysphoria is when it's convenient for them
like for example not being able to hold a job

is this post even real

Holy shit that was satisfying

dude the fuck is going on with Holla Forums right now

Do people actually use girl cock unironically?

How can that post be real if our eyes aren't real?

I do when I'm weirding out my coworkers in the kitchen lol

...

youtu.be/xb8OZP_4sUs?t=78

so I can post without images and it goes through.

or with an image like where thirty minutes later it shows up sans image. lovely.

Do people actually use boipussy unironically?

Do people actually post here unironically?

I watched it because I was a fan of the original series of Twilight Zone.
The original run of The Outer Limit was great and its reboots were pretty decent, too. It's just good for more of the same stuff as TZ.

They do the same with the normalcy, too.
They'll say how perfectly normal they are one moment, then have massive rants about how wrong it is to expect them to have some semblance of whatever gender they're claiming to be.

I'm a perfectly tolerant and accepting person.

Wouldn't that be considered using it ironically?

fucc mi boipussi.

...

I'm under the impression that nobody knows what irony is exactly *shrugs*

So.. maybe?

disable scripts

do people take me seriously unironicaly

i'm usually as tolerant as i am high
it's a sliding scale

Disable 8ch.

have none.

but then where would I pretend I have friends?

disable brain

xD hes just pretending to be retarded and beg for gubbermint bucks

Water cooler.

post the image

Disabled tranny house

Who the fuck is swedish fish anyway

This one?

Who the fuck is hungarian cunt?

Echo's blushing bride.

no you shit
i was only pretending to be retarded
that one

Jack?

some tranny "lesbian" attention whore

I have one of those. it's easily one of the best things I own.

I kept changing it to various posters' names.jpg and can't seem to find it.

Who the fuck has a water cooler anymore?
Just use the damn water filter on the refrigerator.

I own a can of ravioli
Best thing I own

...

I now have conclusive evidence that anime is making normalfags gay

Truly the greatest struggle of our time.

Yeah we have a few dozens of that around here

are you kidding me? it's fucking arizona. it was 106 degrees last night AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT

you're fucking right I have a water cooler with a 5 gallon jug of water on it. I want cold water on demand any time without filling my fridge with bottles.

...

More like anime makes closetfags get the fuck out of it

...

Found this in Test's folder at least.

I drink tap water cause I love flouride^^

how about now

Really wish theyd stop the homosexual brainwashing

IT'S COLD, FILTERED WATER ON TAP.
YOU PUSH A LEVER, GET COLD WATER.
LIKE EVERY FRIDGE COMES WITH THESE DAYS.

Chemtrails melt steel beams.

This is going to be the best picture, I feel.

Reverse Osmosis is best water filtering

...

Reverse cowgirl

literal shitposting

Holla Forums ffs

Butts are gross.

Especially Cupcake's.

...

this is the worst post i've ever seen

Are you speaking from experience tho

Fudge packer.

have you ever seen an ass?

:(

Then don't smoke

I lost my ass in 'nam. :(

see

turn that frown upside down, Scoots.

I know you're lying.

;~;

But that will break my neck

haha
dead avatarfags

💩

Jack really killed the threads.
He played the long game but he totally killed it.

...

Jackieboy totally literally killed the threads.
Completely totally literally on his own.

Leave my credit alone

Kind of wish it was Rin that got caught in a Canadian tornado.

Wait, did someone actually use that?

...

Is that how wish lost his eye

🙃

Hi!

I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever I'm with subtle and I smell her odor it's so intoxicating and I get so tingly~

I want to get fucked by subtle like the little cumslut I am. I want to pleasure and suck subtle's cock and swallow his semen like the good little slut I am

fag

It's how Eva's sister died.

Hey guys

Just got back from cybering Subtle

goodness.

...

...

The closest thing to that in my area to ever happen in my life time was a super cell.

We've only ever had the one.

Siper cell? Stupid kakarot

I can't believe it's Monday already
Time fucking flies by

Its not the weather which will be radical in Canada

megum.in/

Better start listenin' to this m8, gotta get used to it

another weekend passed by without you taking me on a date. hmph.

.////.

...

Why does he walk in on her taking a piss?
What purpose does this scene even serve other than some piss fetish?
Who the fuck would watch that?

its le gook running gag
Who would understand a country which had tentacle rape in ancient scrolls

Prime cuck, you are

I thought grabbing some pasta then afterwards having a couple of drinks at a bar around your place then probably rent a kinda cheap motel and fuck all night

I'd say lets go back to your place but I dont want your brother walking in on us

youtu.be/YhX-zlwOpSA?t=54s

It just reminds me of that.

DAN DAN DAN DAN CHIKAKU NI

Cucked by Jesus.

That image really got me going for a second there

yeah, no a motel is better anyway because it feels nice and dirty. I like it. next weekend then?

oh hi again wish. back good and proper then?

That looked cool but he didn't yell hard enough
If you announce the name of your attack you might as well do it right

You are making me paranoid

What? Why?

I dunno, I just had the urge to post recently.

Emma.

cool cool. haven't seen you since like 2012.

Hello, Emma.

No, on second thought lets go to your pad
I wanna meet your mom and your brother
I won't do anything bad, I swear

Who knows?
How's life been user?

I'm very skeptical of this idea.

-stands on the kitchen stool, carefully washing each plate at the sink u til they sparkle.-

I've barely even seen sonata blue post and I can still tell you're bad at this, bloodchan.

...

Cupcake? We spoke last year.

Hey there.

I fell asleep at just before 4am last night and woke up at 7am, my life is full of regrets.

Oooh its you
okay

wait we did? oh, that's right I popped in for like less than a week, but I don't remember who all I spoke to. my bad.

yeah that's me.

wonder if grim will come back now tbh

-squeaks? Misses bc and keeps her knife dry and clean in the strainer.-

Grim can fuck off

you're so bad at this. it's kind of painful.

oh hey emma! been hanging good?

Did he say something about coming?

i hope grim doesn't come back
he needs to focus on real life shit

I just know he's crazy about wish.

Grim is a lecherous poisonous cuck

Please tell me Wish isn't back.

...

-pouts and wheels the tea kart over to you.-

dude.

I'd call him to tell him to get online, but I deleted his digits

tea is disgusting.

Time to drink bleach.

>Akebono
At least not a bad taste in loli

?

:@

Jack fucked up a meme arrow.
Laugh at him.

NICE MEME ARROW JACK

get rekt limey

Hahahahahaha jack a fuck up

you just pay like no attention. it's hilarious.

;;

whoah how
how the fuck

I just got here from break.

-eyes well up with tears and hides under the blue blanket-

HA

HA

HA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yeah.

I'm surprised you haven't been bagged by the government yet.

It's quite rare that I remember something that someone else doesn't.

I'm not sure what to do in a moment like this.

Eh, summer is too hot and winter will be too cold.

-sees you already has tea-

...

＞

we'll just sweep it under the rug and pretend it didn't happen. I was insanely drunk that week.

also all the time now.

Fish made the joke unfunny again.

I love it when you are tsun over Emma.

I genuinely don't care for them.

...

Wish is a nark

v.v -hides in the broom closet. Does not know what's come of a world that doesn't like tea and snack cakes.-

I'm invited to join a hate propaganda kampfwagen for 8 hours tomorrow
Oh boi am I bagged

I have to head back to work.
See you all in 3ish hours.

Ass gore

byebye

Yeah hopefully it's not too bad but aside from that all good?

Lucky.

What's a kampfwagen? Sorta like a Kampfer?

Mhmm, things have been really good in general lately aside from a couple hiccups.

What about for you?

oh believe me, no. I am the opposite of that.

Its a Fidesz van equipped with speakers constantly spewing anti-migrant propaganda, and a huge monitor hanging at the back of it playing an anti-migrant videos, and the entire car covered in stickers saying "VOTE NO FOR MIGRATION"
Its a privilige to ride in the bigot-van
I also have a personal collection of pro-migrant posters, all size
Ripped 'em off all myself, taking pictures of the ones which came off whole and posting it on the opposing parties website
"HERE'S YOUR MONEY BITCHES COME AND GET IT"
bagged/10

Can I have some nee nee please?

Skeptical of what exactly Buttercup?

I'm a well mannered individual irl

Sorry about taking forever to reply, I went to shower, fap, and made myself some coffee

Drinking all day sounds pretty luxurious to me.

I understood some of those words, yes.

Sounds like something out of A Clockwork Orange.

...

Been better but I'm finding the good where I can, gotta do what you gotta I guess. It's good to hear you're doing alright, I thought we'd never see you round here again would of sucked

no worries.

I'm sure you'd be a delight, actually. and my family is super nice and easy to get along with. I'd be okay with it.

it's one of the only reasons to live at the moment. the broad scope of things should always be considered when passing judgement.

tl,dr
fuck unchecked goatfucker migration
Your new president is pretty much the worst cuck this globe ever saw tho
Fuck, I feel sorry for ya lad

Though if I did meet your mom for the first time and she seemed cool enough I'd say something along the lines of

"Nice to meet you, I'm Anthony....I'm banging your son"

Eh, it is what it is.

I don't know if I'll even be here tomorrow or anything.

That's true, hopefully things are okay with you :c

Sorry for being insensitive..

...

I have nothing wrong with Trudeau.

Except that he 20 years older than me.

stick around. Stay away from any bs and just have a good time.

That's chill just nice to see you around once in a while, make sure you haven't gone and died or anything!

no. you will not say that.

although with how gay friendly she is she'd probably just laugh.

they are decidedly not, but I appreciate your sympathy and don't fault you for not knowing.

I tend to forget that rape/gangbanging appaels to some posters here
And at that rate you'll proly lose a big weight off your shoulders.
Your head

Can I explain to her what Katawa Shoujo is?
Then tell her "The game inspired me to fuck your son"

Would be pretty lulz tbh

That's the plan.

If you're not having a good time then there's no point.

Mhm, though I have no plans on doing that soon.

If you ever need anything or you just want someone to talk to I'll try to do my best.

Hm? I'm not following.

The government does well to hide this propaganda from us citizens I suppose.

no. you cannot do that.

I appreciate it, emma. if you want to find and add me on steam feel free, but I'm not in a talkative mood right now.

...

:/

canadim.com/justin-trudeau-canadian-immigration/

I hope you like burqa/abaya

Why are you not talkative atm?

Was it something I said?

WOW FUCK YOU GUYS

IM NOT THAT MUCH OF A SLUT

...

I meant in reference to my constant ill fortune in life and general shitty mood.

tie me up big boy

...

AX '17

^W^

Wow were not even going out and you're already telling me not to do shit

Why are you in a shitty mood fam?

Bad luck is still luck^^

Good! Keep it that way and maybe drop in now and again so we can be sure of it aaaaand so i can say hey

You saying this is like that Argentinian gentleman insisting argentina is white. Just because you keep saying it doesn't make it so.

Forgive me father for I have sinned

I just usually am, fam.

what an adorable thing to say.

This fucking irrelevant cocksock talking shit

I'm sure you're going to end up with a literal grandma.

...

Eh, I don't really think I'm going to start using Steam or anything again :x

Those changes don't really mean much to me anyways.

90% of my city is Asian.

Sure, I'll try.

Aren't your an irrelevant cocksock too?

Which city is that? Ottawa looked hella motherfuckin' muslim to me a few years ago already
Your days are numbered fam
Get the fuck outta that shithole

...

Pls no
That's not even bullying at this point, it's just nightmare fuel at this point

He's just really mad at me for fucking my friends gf

Also why are you always in a bad mood fam

lmao

*cuddles x2*

Good! up to anything interesting or is the lack of that why you are here?

gunshows in new york means in all states :^)

Old maid?

You're gonna be on the prow in all of the nursing homes up the west coast.

no worries.

shh

because my life sucks, fam

oh good, they work again

On the bright side, grannies are easy to please
Soto will be a better ladies man than he ever has been

Kitchener / Waterloo.

London is mostly Arabic, and Toronto is mostly Asian I think.

Eh, doing school practicum stuff by day, being an osu! shitlord by night.

Sorry for starting something.

...

see

Old maid is fun, tho.

Man, those cards were hella racist though.

...

Im pretty sure I'd be pulling in mad cash tho

At least you don't have a DUI

This is one of those things I will intentionally try to learn nothing on but I just assume old ladies will have little sensitivity down there so if anything, it'd be more work for him.

you started nothing, don't worry emma.

okay okay, sheesh

that's true. I'll add that to the "reasons to live" column.

I am very drunk.

maddie

IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING OLD PEOPLE, SOTO.
NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THAT.

It's more of a they haven't been touched in 20 years situation than a grey leathery pussy flaps deal if you catch my drift

I said types and forgive me for not knowing that just being in the rum doesn't count, that's more a simple mistake than getting so butt hurt over your own misreading of guero's words that you had to try to fall back on false personal attacks then ran when no one sided with you lol tl;dr grow a pair and learn how to debate/argue

Looked it up so it's a game of deceit meant to keep the joker or old maid out of your hand? sounds fun for a card game

Osu!? some video game? Sounds familiar

It sounds like you've thought about this way too much.
Guero, no.
Stop. No.
It's not worth it. Save your self respect.

Cupcake you alcoholic piece of shit
why aren't you sharing? ;~;

Would you bang a granny for 1200?
That sounds like a reasonable price
I'd probably buy a bunch of liquid G and roofie myself before fucking so I wouldn't remember shit

Isn't it the same game?

Too late, I'm already worried.

Circle clicker simulator.

Still better than walking simulators

I love this meme

Yeah, it's just always been that here.
Which has raised some attention to it being too "racist"

WHAT SELF RESPECT, TSUCHI?
DO YOU SEE ANY?
LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND IT

First negerboll and now zwarte piet? is nothing sacred to these damn bleeding hearts?

Pretty much, yeah.

I enjoy it now and again.

Only as racist as Black Jack. :^)

I'm all talked out about my issues for today.

try not to. I'm still alive, after all.

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Nothing ever is.

Minus the fact that the playing cards have white kids and a few black ones.

It's good shit

The real question is can you turn it into a strip version?

I still go on daily walks.

Just later than usual.

That doesn't mean I shouldn't worry!

Why the fuck is the post grabbing tool broke?
Manually doing it sucks.

You're right.
I should use your approach of saying blatantly false statements then call people retards and leave.

I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror if I did that.
So no.
The money isn't worth it.

YOU CAN DO IT, GUERO.
FIND SOME.
YOU CAN'T LOVE YOUR DREAM GRANNY IF YOU CAN'T EVEN LOVE YOURSELF.

Canadian user Imma need the name of that semen demon

My Exhentai search engine needs a new victim

Please don't lewd the Akebono.

why should you? we barely know each other, honestly.

What's post grabbing?

I sincerely apologize for sexualizing a fictional underaged purple haired little girl

Where you select posts then click [Screencap] at the bottom and it exports it as a .png like this.

I wanna smooch remi's tummy

Rick Perry is on Dancing With the Stars.
And it's terrible.
I have no idea why I'm watching this shitty show but it's like watching a train wreck and I can't look away.
Why, God, why?

You know, you and my friend Jake would get along really well. I swear he has half of the images you post

I would shoot for a thicc asian girl if I had any self esteem, not a fuckin' granny

50 bucks to whoever drinks a glass of bleach first!

The prt sc button works for that :p

Quit posting mai waifu you stupid piece of shit

I'll go fuck subtle rn
swear on me mums life m8

WHY, GUERO, WHY?

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No

It's easier for a large number of posts.

ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT'S ME, MARGARET.

Always a good thing, I've still just been using my bike to get around lol horrible when the heat got real bad

That took you a long time to just make a screengrab of the same thing you just tried to use, let me throw some wrenches in your little theory though bae. I did not leave and the only reason I was going to was not cause of that but cause the person I posted lookng for had stopped posting plus I admitted my mistake and you still stand as trying to avoid it like the plague instead you'll probably try to repeat yourself a couple dozen more times then stop posting again when others start seeing how dull you are for it

It's what people do when they have no life and live so strongly through this board that they need it to try a lame attempt of tossing attention from spinelessness :^)

I feel like most of /k/ posters have these.

It's funny how I just thought about how you never come around again, so much for that.

Do you really cap that much?? Jeesh. Creeper alert.

Huh?

ie gilgamesh

A man has his tastes. I'm sure you're probably into femmy dudes or something horribly gay so don't try and throw that shade my way

No, I mean he even has your same taste in 2hus and guns
Maybe you're right though. A lot of /k/ posters are just like us.

*shrugs*

It's okay, I wouldn't be paying attention to it either if it wasn't involving me. how's it hangin elma?

You're missing the irony here.

I HAD TO MAKE ONE OF THIS.
DON'T JUDGE ME.
I DON'T JUDGE YOU.

My last major relationship was a woman 16 years older than me so shut up.

Well you know, if you're in /k/ you either must be a weeb or a furry.
If not a K98k ruining pony.

Hey look you repeated yourself, just as predicted really just helping further prove my point, when's the insult that is sure to join? oh and some level of disinfo to debase my side rather than try, say, making a point yourself

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AND YOU'RE LIKE 30 AINT YOU?
HOW YOU GONNA SHAME ME FOR LIKING CHUBBY CHICKS IF YOU'RE INTO OLD HAGS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

It's just the kind of person I am, I suppose.

Kuso Teitoku

I wore a sweater this morning cause it was freezing then I was sweating by noon.

FUCK.
I CAN'T FIND THE JIMMY CARTER TOY YOUTUBE VIDEO TO POST.
WHY, GOD?

who

I mean... rum doesn't come from maple syrup though...

It's going. Trying to chat with this qt but no reply yet.

I'm not judging. Even though it feels like you judge me~

what

Sometimes I feel like kidnapping a little girl, dying her hair purple, making her wear a seifuku so I can [REDACTED] her several times

But then I just make myself more Iced Coffee and listen to Bossa Nova instead

who are you

What even is the weather there? we just get 24 straight hours of the same shit then it changes, wew lad i feel for you

No I mistook the conversation for essentially having maple syrup in the rum, as I said here it was a my bad situation I read things wrong and have little knowledge beyond the label of what's in any drink

k

I JUST TURNED 24, YOU OLD FUCK.

WHEN DO I JUDGE ANYONE?
I'M A GODDAMN SAINT AND A BEACON OF INCLUSIVENESS AND ACCEPTANCE.

Soto, have you tried pumpkin spice macchiatos yet?

One godless liberal

24 is p old

I am literally the youngest person here other than Ghostie, who left. I just sound like an old man.

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Alright, alright. Calm down. That's neither here nor there.

Like 95% of the time probably. I don't know.

WAIT.
HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU?
YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE THREE YEARS.

Darwin.

Like 6C mornings and 24C afternoons.

So we're skipping straight to the quitting to avoid actually doing a single thing? Someone should make a chart for how you work it's like act smart, end up wrong, insult people, repeat irrelevant piece of information that most of the time is wrong, repeat or quit

I am calm? I don't get what part of what I said told you anything else

24

This.

I turned 18 a few months ago.

why dont you want to tell me?

this guy

No I have not

I usually go Peppermint tbh
I need to try it out
Though you're such a white girl, it's adorable

Jodan jodan

I'M SO FUCKING SWOLLEN

Jeez sounds bad to deal with, does it get any worse with the humidity? i know a few places got hit really bad by that

Okay. You sound pretty argumentative atm so I hope you have a nice night.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M TYPING LIKE BRIAN BUT IT SEEMS INTENSE.
AND I'M USING CAPS LOCK AND NOT EVEN SHIFT.

I AM GENERALLY AMBIVALENT AND DON'T CARE.

HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE LIKE BOO.
BUT NOT A JEW.
AND MORE IN THE CLOSET.

I'm not retyping all of that so it's not in caps.

>???
Laters then

um, okay?

I blame you, Cupcake.
I always type in ALL CAPS to you.

I honestly missed it back when Spoiled went by Eva

and he thought he was god and thought that shitty Lovecraft shit was good lmao

Ah, good times

I will carry this burden.

Nah I'm just fucking with you, my birthday is March 1st 1996
turning 21 soon enough lol
Still, y'all old.

what an attention whore!

I needed to ask my roommate to open the jar for me. I'm so embarrassed.

THATS WHAT COLBS SAID TOO WTF

COLBS

okay.

FIGHT ME

lol no

fucking adorable

Bloody hell.

Can your back bear that weight?

Holy shit, you're fucking old, grandpa.
Tell us about VCRs and 8-tracks.

Fuck, now I wanna pump Elma full of baby batter

;-;

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I just did.

Hm? Did I do something wrong?

Uh-huh.

Every day of my life.

The worst is using a can opener to try and wiggle the lid, then you just fuck up the lid completely and it can't seal at all.

FUCK YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=XUwx84jYuOI

honesty is the best policy dude

that bad? lol

vocaroo.com/i/s1Sokm5HeUXb

I'm a g-girl

Oh hey, I already had it saved.

I always thought that you were like nearing 30s sometime soon.

:c I handed it over like a little kid all bashful "c-can you open this?" She laughed at me lol

What did I do to deserve that?! yikes

well i can see that ur def. a pussy
so you cant be entirely wrong on that one

I played with sticks and Zyklon B canisters as a kid, thank you very much.

Daaamn feels bad, should get an ac going or something assuming the ac would even fight off such a thing

oh no, not at all. betty says ", I suppose" a lot.

rude.

aww geez ;_;7

too

fucking

cute

I am but a wee baba

yeah that sounds about right for texas

SORRY! I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY!?

I also learned to drive at 12 with a 73 Bronco with a local negro and faggot drug behind it through a briar patch.

I forgive you. this once.

Would have at least thought that you'd be older than me.

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Welcome to the carpool

You're describing my grandpa's life right now
Minus the bronco, obviously.
That dude was working at a metal refinery at 14 and a farm at 12

Nope. Why would you think that? Just the voice? Certainly ain't my mannerisms

lol jack

I have a hunch you'll always forgive me~

assuming is dangerous. but yeah probably

Both actually, and all those problems you've been talking about as if you'd have the mid-life crisis.

Give me your niiniis, head pats, and death threats.

Fuck you, guys.
I'm gonna be better than Jesus.

Why even live?

I'm not assuming anything, I'm hunching it^^

Is Rin trying to become Canadian Lexi?

Night rin

Sleep well Rin.

*headpats u to death*

I think I'm asking this chick out right now but I'm so terrible at "the game" smh fam

At least lexi is passable

My life is a crisis in general, man. Assuming you're talking about my financial issues and not my mental issues, a lot of it is inherited, lol
taking on your families debts is stupid and self destructive

Good night, person I have literally never had a conversation with.

Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're joking

goodnight rin. see you tomorrow.

Which Canadian version of a poster am I, Tsunchi-chan?

how dare you~

ganbatte

Do you really think I'd lynch a dindu nuffin?
I don't want to spend time in prison.

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Just the whole "I don't even know what I'm doing anymore." deal, although I do admit that is quite common.
But still pretty odd to hear it from a person that's only one year younger than me.

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