Civilisation

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

No civ game lets you marry or enslave other leaders

you will never ride catherine of russia like a horse
you will never turn boudicca from a strong independent womyn to a housewife.
you will never fuck isabelle of spain so hard the starts worshipping your cock instead of jesus.
you wil never show wu zetian of china the might of glorious white penis.

Why is reality so cruel Holla Forums?

Joshua James
Joshua James

oops. if a mod could just spoiler the op image that would be nice.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

op plays is first civ game
proceeds to find porn when coming across Cathrine
subtly asking for civ porn on Holla Forums now

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

/vp/index.html

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

I was wanting a game like Anno but with waifus a few months ago. A strategy game based on isolated matches but with persistent AI opponents. Anno 1404 and 2070 kinda pretend to have something like it, on the game settings screen the AI opponents will act glad or unhappy to see you depending on how you treated them in the last match you played with them. As far as I know this has no effects during the actual game, however.

I was thinking of that but with actual ramifications. Beat the qt bookish governess representing her king and either recruit her as an adviser with a bonus and special situation quips
You've built a library? W-Would you like to go study later?
and have the king himself replace her in future games or have her stay as an insider to get a bonus on diplomatic dealings with that country.

someone forward this to /agdg/, i'll expect my royalty check in the mail

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

get to fuck Boudica
get to fuck Cleopatra
get to fuck (female) King Arthur
Fate series is truly superior

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

Play Rance

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

(female) King Arthur
Still a King
NANI?

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

tl:dr King Arthur was a girl who crossdressed the entire time

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

also she had a temporary penis

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

I thought you were going to say Feminine for a sec

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

Nah it wasn't feminine Merlin was an ass and wanted to play a prank on her.

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

No civ game lets you marry or enslave other leaders
But there was.

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

I would love a /htg/-style game with (the young/attractive) Civilization girls

Unfortunately, such a game would be developed via patreon shekels and would take at least 4 years to be even vaguely close to completion

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

That's because Civ is babby's first 4X game. Get into some Crusader Kings 2 if you want to play the royal meta.

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

map painting is fun!
OP isn't the GSG autist type.

William Hughes
William Hughes

I don't think any Civ games have any mods that actually add any new dialogue options. Maybe for some reason it's not possible.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Oh yeah, a "prank". Good ol' Merlin, haha. Always a riot.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

opposing the believers
torturing miriam
Shoo shoo, Zakharov.

I think Rise of Mankind or maybe it's extended edition had new diplomatic options. Trading workers, offensive alliances, things like that. It was certainly possible in Civ4, not sure about the others. Only Civ4 is has good mods.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

civ is not map painting

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

Maybe it's like Jadwiga of Poland (who's incidentally in Civ6), who was actually crowned king at the time because a queen couldn't rule on her own.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

CK2 has been shit ever since paradox went turbo jew and made the game not fun so they could sell us more DLC. Fucking combat doesn't even make sense now because you can have a better general, more units, and a terrain advantage and still fucking lose due to retarded dice rolls.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

I was actually thinking of picking up Europa Universalis IV during the Steam summer sale, but I ended up not doing it because of all the bad reviews talking about Paradox's Jewish DLC practices.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

that's why you pirate everything from them
Don't worry, their games are very quickly getting shitter and shitter very release to the point of Stellaris not even being finished on top of being a boring mess, so their DLC won't even matter anymore since there won't be any even remotely decent games from them to think about getting the DLC for

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

There's no point buying the newer Paracuck games because they are empty shells without all the DLC and expansions, on top of being easy as shit.

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

the games are quite popular with autistic europeans, who are primarily germans and brits, this making them not only autistic but horrifically infested with venereal diseases so primal and toxic is has rewired their neurons to respond only to hunger and homosexual urges

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

I hate Civ 5 even with mods, I think it's fundamentally flawed with it's global happiness, research penalty among other penalties, this game punishes you for pretty much everything and 1upt while a good idea on paper, the AI couldn't handle it and it was what ultimately brought the production to a complete drag, having to design the production around 1upt. They should have made the maps double the size so they can properly fit 1upt. I'll take my civ4 empire builder with stacks any day.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

How is CivCity: Rome?

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

Respectfully Disagree option

Where's my, "You're a stupid cunt, go die in a fire so the gene pool will be spared your specific type of mental retardation" option?

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Paracucks forum
expect anything but apologizziest disagreements as built-in option
your expectations are fundamentally wrong

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

It caught my attention too, years ago. Just pirate it.

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