Goblins are the best but the question remains, what setting/game has the best goblins?
Before anyone even fucking gets started
Definitely not Warcraft that's for sure. I was making a fantasy style mod for Doom with goblins, didn't finish it though.
I only know about Ass Goblins.
a fantasy style mod for Doom
isn't that just hexen?
Hexen had a lot of advanced features. Even Heretic was more advanced than Doom when it came to tech. This was going to be a standard Doom .wad with new weapons, enemies and levels, with a bit more focus around melee combat. I have posted demos of it around the place occasionally, but I quit it because I started to dislike how it was turning out.
*Standard ZDoom .wad.
well hey that sounds pretty cool user, shame you stopped working on it.
I can post an unfinished version with the three maps I finished.
go ahead, do it.
Who is the best goblin in vidya and why is it Styx
Whats with all these (disgusting race) threads?
fuck you human greenskins rule
Here it is.
niggers and jews with green skin is what you like
Please leave this plain of existence by pulling on a rope around your neck.
I thought that goblins in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion were neat. The femal one had good facial structure, and nice hanging breasts.
I bet you're an elf faggot, faggot. Are you Neville?
I cant access the site, I even turned off noscript and shit ain't working.
There were female goblins in oblivion? I had no idea. All I remember about them is having some pretty cool staves.
Much better, ill try it next time I feel like playing doom. Thank you very much user.
fairly sure having sex with humanoids isn't beastiality. Then again we dont have any humanoids that are sentient like humans so who knows.
C'mon user, what is the source for the 3rd image?
Well, I was going to say Night Goblins from Warhammer because they have stealth and poison weapons and cool fucking hats, but I guess this is yet another poorly disguised porn thread so nevermind.
Warhammer goblins are the best fucking goblins.
I like the goblins with no females who reproduce through rape
know what an orc is
know what a dwarf is
know what an elf is
what the fuck is a goblin
Did someone say goblins?!
Goblins are too tall. Fairy/inchling or bust.
Its xenophilia, silly.
Frank Zappa could be tremendously lewd when the mood struck him.
Don't worry dude, the feeling of distaste is mutual; I dislike people who think settings with nonhuman races have to be nothing but warty, disfigured, misshapen hook-nosed, grotesque abomination sausage fests because that makes them feel mature and special.
We already have another Mark thread
That's a convoluted way to deliver a poorly founded insult
we need more games with their big cousins
I honestly like the Warcraft Goblins being a literal stand in for Jews and cartoony Socialist view of Ancaps.
if you like poison, try age of wonders 3, its goblins are poison specialists that absolutely fuck resistances. its very satisfying.
it's ok if it's a gobbo
Definitely not Warcraft that's for sure
This, Warcraft ruined so much.
this is a japanese goblin
I like the FFXI goblin because it subverts everything people think goblins are like, while still being gobliney.
I used to listen to this album when I was 10 or so, because it was one of the only CD's my dad had. I thought it was an innocent song about a girl dressed as a goblin. Still the 'everybody in the audience really enjoys having scales all over their bodies' is fucking hilarious.
You know that was just really sad, next time just say "no homo" with a choice screencap like /fit/izens mailing eachothers cum to taste or something. This just makes you sound like a woman.
So if a Gorilla came up to you with some red heels on, blue eyeshadow, biggest 'fuck me' eye expression you ever saw, and said to you "you dick chimp" then spread her beefy Gorilla labia and said "dick chimp in me slimy ape cave" you'd fuck it?
DID YOU SAY GOBLINS
a lot better than the dirty jew cretin of western goblin
Average game but terrible acting and performance for the titular goblin
tbh I found the fourth wall breaches in SoD entertaining and mostly well-placed (eg, mission where detection isn't allowed, instead of just throwing up a text box they had Styx tell the player directly) and most of the death screens entertaining.
The pop culture references on the other hand were dogshit.
Goblins might be even a shittier race than orcs, and thats saying something.
Why did they change Styx to be goblin deadpool anyways? I liked him as the dickass thief he was in OOAM and the first game.
They are. Like gnomes are to humans.
Dude, crooked moon is my favourite greenskin faction in total war warhammer. I would even have bought a skarsnik figure if GW wasn't retarded and made age of sigmar.
I personally wouldn't but people have sex with black women all the time.
That just makes you a hypocrite then, willingly fucking a Goblin but not a Gorilla. #GorillaPussyMatters
They don't call them goblins, but for all intents and purposes, yordle's are just blue goblins.
How to do goblins well… It's an interesting thought exercise. Let's think a bit about their lives and role in the world.
Goblins have a shorter lifespan than humans. Around 30 years or so is average, though 40 would be considered "old age" and 60 roughly the "natural limit." They reach full maturity after about 5. Pregnancy lasts about 4 months and multiple births, while not the norm, are not uncommon. Goblins make rather poor parents and only look after their young for the first few months of life, after which they are left to scavenge for scraps around whatever encampment the tribe occupies.
Goblin society (if you can call it that) is arranged into a loose hierarchy based on who can convince (or trick) the others into thinking he's in charge. When all else fails, killing competition is always a reliable way to get ahead. Subtlety and trickery are the preferred methods (safer that way), but outright violence is also fine when they think they can manage it.
Goblins can (and will) eat anything (including eachother), though meat is obviously preferred. They don't mind eating their food raw (or still alive), though they do tend to like the taste of cooked meat better. Their favorite food is anything small or slow enough to not put up much of a fight.
Goblins are surprisingly adaptable and capable of eeking out a miserable existence in even the roughest territory, though they tend to prefer the dark of caverns and thick forests when given the option (light-sensitive eyes). While not particularly smart, they are capable of surprising cunning and are willing to work with other races (those that will tolerate them) when they realize it will benefit them and then stab them in the back when they realize that will benefit them more. The value of an individual goblin's life isn't considered to be worth much. A goblin will gladly throw one of his own in harm's way if it will save his own hide.
Goblins are intelligent enough to plan long term but too impatient to perform work without obvious immediate payoff (unless bullied into doing so). For example, after a successful raid on a human or elven settlement, they may take survivors as slaves (not dwarves though, more trouble than they're worth to keep alive) and force them to do the necessary jobs the goblins themselves do not want to do… Then eat them because it's easier than hunting or raiding another village.
Lulu > poppy > tristana.
Just started reading Goblin Slayer because of this thread.
After the newbie party got wiped and raped I was thinking "wtf I hate goblins now" but seriously. Goblin genocide best day of my life.
I can't even remember which shitty game they're from but I guess it's not 100% shit if it made them. But they're not blue goblins, they're blue better gnomes.
Maybe you could take your league of legends and shove it up your ass.
Those things could go anywhere from gremlins to goblins to elves and it wouldn't matter.
Goblin Slayer is fucking great; did he lose his hand in that last chapter?
Yeah it's like sitting in on someones RPG campaign and wow spoilers…
Healergirl will fix it right she'll have regenerate by then?
Fairies are indeed superior
Goblins are a type of fairy.
Not like gnomes to dwarves?
Dwarves are somewhere inbetween.
Dwarves are like humanity's uncle, where they're related, but not really that related.
Dwarves are just colonies of grossly overweight manlets.
This is a japanese goblin.
good for nothing
There is only one fantasy race that is worth mentioning (and that is objectively superior)!
I don't think it was actually that big of a change, to be honest, in terms of character. If you leave aside the pop culture and fourth wall breaking he's not really changed very much from the first game.
By that you mean humans, of course.
League fags are the lowest scum
Todd? Where you mad that they made fun of your Skyrim?
Why the fuck don't you just go post on a booru? I don't understand why you shit up the board with porn threads just for them to be gone in less than a week. It's just not a good idea for sharing porn.
Elves are nothing but whores and slaves.
She just looks like a Harvin.
Hyrulians aren't elves, dingus. They're humans with long ears, but I guess you can say that to elves too.
thanks for reminding me of this gem
Maybe if you looked some posts above
yeah but i would have to look at the goblin lover that started this thread
at least goblin's slayer backstory is one of those one-liner jokes
were this's dude's parents killed by goblins or some shit
All this shit taste
TIME TO LEARN RUNES FAGGOT
He is getting shat on.
They're just humans with long ears
In shit settings, I guess, but elves in Norse mythology (which is really where all this pop fantasy shit derives from) are very different. They are basically demigods.
Atleast all is right in the world.
Goblin niggers need to be removed.
want to learn runes
dwarf society is so fucked only a handful of them are rune literate
the rest are retarded alcoholics and gem jews
Fuck off fetal alcohol syndrome manlet. Your cave "kingdom" needs a new outhouse tunnel.
the kongs are pretty hot
This, basically. Just got to mix the human-to-monkey ratio a bit so that hips, tits, and dick-sucking lips are things that exist.
This is the only good goblin, not those hideous fat hags you're posting. They look like they're in their seventies.
Yeah. The Hobgoblins in Warcraft are fucking enormous retards, the exact opposite of what a Hobgoblin is in both folklore and most fantasy settings.
are you into niggers too?
LITTLE GREEN FUCK MACHINES
They need to be in more games as playable characters.
Hobgoblins would be better as player characters.
good fa shootin' stuff ded
That's just a human with green skin
That's just a human with green skin
Of course, would you fuck something that didn't look like a human?
Goblins, please die.
Hobbit > green ugly midgets.
Orcs are gross, ugly, dumb and weak. The worst of the goblinoids, their only redeeming feature is that they aren't as dumb as bugbears. But bugbears are dumb in a good way, they serve willingly and get the job done: they put up with the lash for the reward of spilling mannish blood.
O R C I F U
Non-humans should not even be allowed to exist alongside humanity tbh
Orcs are barbaric scum who deserve to be put down and out of their misery. They're weak and miscegenated due to their constant rape quests. They are the lowest of the goblinoids.
Hmm, what about Styx?
This muscle-bound bara weighs more then your entire family, you scrawny elf
Age of wonders series, they were never naturally evil but they were always oppresed and enslaved by evil razed and just wanted a safe place to live and call their own.
except orcs aren't goblinoids in most settings
not recognizing that
user, school starts soon. You really should be resting.
This is propaganda and bullshit.
but they are the race most suitable to breed.
No sire, but there are plenty of goblets.
more goblin porn pls
Fuck off Garithos. You could have dicked some sense into Sylvanas and saved us from current year Blizzard's insufferable rape of the lore, but you were too fucking prissy.
posting warcraft shit
talking about school
yiff in hell
Orcs are goblinoids, and are inferior to Hobgoblins in every way. The Scro are honorary Hobgoblins.
even having this saved on your hard drive.
What's wrong with femdom?
That picture is fucking disgusting though.
What's wrong with a disgusting cuck fetish?
I always enjoyed how Spiderweb Software treats goblins. They're weak and dumb but have a propensity for being abused by other races.
go to tsumino
look up orc tag
only 93 but this oughtta be gud
filled with male orcs raping women
This does not expand dong, where are my orc women
I'm not talking about cucks, I'm talking about femdom. About fucking a dominant woman, not looking at someone else fucking your woman.
Men like him are insecure. He knows what it is but won't acknowledge anything as correct unless the man is dominant. Kind of like the macho chads who secretly watch gay porn.
Yeah, female domination is a disgusting fetish, and in many cases is possessed by cucks, though not always.
men like him are insecure
Humans are superior in every game.
Do you know what cuck means, newfag?
He's right though, you go out of your way to criticize some fetish, why? How does this threaten you? The fact that you save redditor incel pictures for your many internet arguments is another red flag as to your insecurity
Women fucking love to argue like that, dude.
Also, femdom is not a bad fetish but letting your dick control your politics is. There's a reason femdom is also called role reversal and why dominant women are near to nonexistent.
This is a Mongolian throat singing forum and you get your anal in a tangle over someone called your shit shit?
lusting after goblins
goblins are for lusting, thrusting, and busting.
WE NEED A ORC AND GOBLIN WAIFU GAME
you need to die
What we need is a game where you can massacre goblins in a variety of different ways.
I thought it was a nigerian knitting forum.
I could have sworn it was a cajun fishing forum.
Gnomes are welcome too. I guess.
Was it revealed what was the reason behind exiling him?
D&D made me hate goblins. Miserable little wretches.
I wouldn't mind playing as one, though, especially if I could choose to play as something like this instead of a jew-nosed, bumpy skinned, greasy, miserable and uneducated wretch that makes me want to vomit when I think about it.
That goblin is cute as fuck man.
Goblins are for slavery, target practice and a quick meal. We need a game in which we can command legions of inferior goblinoids to conquer the mannish lands and secure the existence of the hobgoblin race and a future for hobgoblin children.
goblins are for fucking, fuck practice, and a quick fuck
Man, it's so hard to find decent goblin porn. Even Incase, I don't particularly like his stye but he's about the only half-decent artist who actually draws goblins. I should really learn to drawfag so that I can make all the degenerate porn I want.
Anyway, here's a better version of that first one.
Incase's art is one of the few styles out there that's serviceable. Shame the fetishes he draws are often irredeemable shit.
Wanting that shit in your mouth/smelling worse
Not liking smooth skin
Bet you fuck guys faggot.
Incase really went downhill once he started the Alfie and Patreon stuff. Now you can't even access his tumblr to see his new works. Not like that matters when he's been drawing too much interracial cuck shit.
I wish incase did more stuff like this, instead of faggy traps and femboys.
post more like the first one
I need to fill my folder
first two pics
Hobgoblins are asians.
I'll take one of each. Make that two.
Why would you submit to a woman? Get some T or get out son.
if you can't see the appeal of a nice ara ara prostate milking you then your sexual intelligence is low as hell
She can rim my ass while two others take care of my dick and balls, fuck you faggot.
How is this card not an overpowered piece of shit?
mill 1 card for 2 mana
I dont know, dont seem too overpowered to me.
the card is a minion with 2/3
take care of my dick and balls, fuck you faggot.
Someone's been hitting the gym, it seems :^)
You should try it sometime.
Fuck off goblin, I remember you starting every single war against me. You were more aggressive then the undead . Mostly cause I always choose to be undead
nothing you cant slam aside with your dick. Unless she mills your weapon I guess
wanting to eat out a cockhungry whore that had hundreds of of dicks there on weekly basis
The hairy version would be better if she wasn't dyeing her head hair. If the carpet doesn't match the drapes, then how can that be better?
the thinking man's fetish argument once again
monster lolis are awesome and more games need them
if shes my sexual opponent, can i remove her top when shes summoned?
If it's not AoW 1 it's not the goblins fault, the earth wizard was a cunt.
You think you have it hard? Try finding good halfling porn, not some thigg midget piece of trash but human women reduced to 1/2 and cute
Goblins are too dumb to craft or even to refit stolen gear to look like this. Too dumb and too short-lived to overcome that handicap.
Is this a kender thread?
Time for you to stop breathing.
(which is really where all this pop fantasy shit derives from
All the pop fantasy derives from Lord of the Rings, specifically the movies, and DnD which in turn is not derived from Norse myths but the myths of fairies.
Shaving makers her a whore
I shave every day and I'm a kissless virgin. Checkmate faggot.
No game ever needed lolis.
not shaving only when expecting sex
shaving all the time like some porn model
Enjoy your genital skin conditions faggot. That hair ain't like your beard.
What lore is this a part of? The person who wrote this must be truly degenerate
Not posting the remix
OP CONFIRMED FOR INGRATIATING GOBLINS
It's from Dragonlance, an old DnD setting + a series of novels set in said setting.
He doesn't know proper pube hair maintenance.
You can shave/wax it often. You just need to keep it hydrated/healthy. Only retards fuck that up.
FFXI goblins are best goblins.
all these filthy cave spelunkers ITT
On the Day of the Club, we're coming for you first.
Cute, never change Japan.
Japan needs to change immediately
what if there was a based nigger
Even in the fantasy world, the brain of a white girl works the same.
Your right. Right now, Japan isn't 100% anime girls. We do need them to change.
good luck nigger, you've been spouting that day of the club shit for a millennium, go back home to your elf bull
t. failed man that can't get a human woman, has to settle for an ooga booga goblin
Goblins are quite literally a distraction. While you're out hunting the little bastards, the hobgoblins are beating down your gates, cooking your women, children and elderly on great big bonfires, and conquering the land for themselves.
t. failed man
nah boss, i'm a mutt, not picky bout who i bed
that would be a badass monster
you need to be quiet
hey nice 9
orc/goblin thickfag confirms hes a mutt
Has someone made a game with Maisie Williams in it yet?
Could only take this seriously if it was less of a generic animu style for the humans. Every art piece I see of it online seems to mostly be more generic moeblob bullshit instead of grimdark goblin killer being a badass.
Oh hey, my bugbear.