Sea bast shun
Sea bast shun
there are much more deserving targets to deal with first..
im doing pretty good though
... but only one is
more is too much
Can we make those bump posts a bannable offense now?
Better be, cause I think I am going to pass out
*bumps your butt*
depends on the frosting really. good frosting makes me want to eat tons of them.
You're the love of my life, but it cuts like a knife,
And I feel that I'm being mislead.
See I'm a little concerned for I recently learned
of the swastika tattoo on you head.
And it makes smile when you hear zighield,
you love the smell of a burning cross in the yard,
And your goosestep salutes in your dock martin boots,
and you quoted Mein Kampf in our 5th anniversary card.
I think you're a Nazi baby, are you a Nazi,
You might be a Nazi baby,
It'd be an easily list to start up.
Just go after welfare trannies and anyone that just shits out more and more kids that they can't afford just so they get more gubbermint bucks for being lazy pieces of shit.
for every problem there's a final solution.
but you know trannies aren't shitting out kids at least. the welfare niggers would probably be the best place to start if you want to deal with this issue at the most problematic source.
Don't worry everyone, I'm back.
who are you again?
Oh good, someone else knows Stephen Lynch
Post "I think you're a Nazi"
What do you think Cupcake, connection?
But they have a name and some identity, do they not ?
yeah... some can just be too overpowering though...
he is wonderful. of course I know him.
definitely a connection.
how's it going?
yeah, for sure.
His gay song hits far too close to home I assume.
Never thought Smiles a fan of goose stepping.
did any part of my previous posts make you think that mattered to me
" I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city."
Revelation 22:13-14 KJV
Easily a connection
I'm sure she's not only a fan of that, but that she already has tsuchi ordering an SS uniform while she works on her jewish accent.
It's going forward. How about you?
Blatantly true! You are very great
"dude, we don't have a choice here, we're gonna have to bang our kids"
adam, to eve.
Not drunk enough to keep up joke.
More probable she's getting close so she can exterminate all cripples first.
I guess the same. unfortunately. time hurries on, and the leaves that are green turn to brown.
why do you persist in these falsehoods.
IT'S ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN!
This is why we can't have nice things, Cuppers.
oh there was a steve. they just don't like to talk about him because he was differently abled. as in, able also killed him.
I prefer it this way. if I must suffer, so must all of you.
wait no able was the one who got killed.
okay it still works. he was killed like able, but differently.
We all know Adam dumped Eve for all their sons.
Things will work out.
all of the cripples? but then who would she laugh at?
Kinda like Σ and Φ .
they had some fucking amazing looking kids I bet. the first two pure humans, untainted by any inferior genetics. hnnf.
I bet there would have been a bunch of incest even if the situation didn't necessitate it.
for you hopefully.
oh duh, of course.
I guess that's why black lives matter.
For you aswell. Not need to leave yourself out of it.
I'm gonna start talking to you only in Bible Verses if you keep this up.
Because you need that liver.
it's beside the point. you can apply that to literally any user that drifts in from the velocious threads list and it'd hold up. and thats fine and dandy if that works for you however that is ridiculously unwieldy for me and i would imagine a lot of other people
i implore you to save your combative bullshit for someone more playful
I just assume life will continue to leave me out of it as usual.
hmph. I'll be good.
Give him the one that says it's fine to huck stones at sluts.
Funny meme, wonder when it'll end.
If it wants to live inside me it needs to work half as hard as I do.
Chillout , man.
It's not even a big enough deal to get combative.
I don't know why but your wording here made me laugh.
at the rate things are going? never. race war first at the very least. I wish I was kidding.
watch your mouth.
Because who the fuck says "huck" anymore?
I wanna huck deez at you, slut.
Fuck you pay me
I saw some real ass shit today
Perhaps it's time to change your approach.
i will i should say
Why do you insist on trying to deny the truth? and my flirtation!
-pets your head-
Nah, that seems rude.
IT WORKS HARDER THAN YOU PROBABLY
yes that was probably a big part of it.
care to elaborate or are you just going to pretend this is facebook for another few posts?
I already thought about killing myself but decided against it. might as well slog through until the next disaster.
that was very amusing.
real talk? because after this many years I'm pretty fucking guarded about this shit.
smiles so help me...
Nah, that seems rude.
but petting me out of the blue is totally fine
I just meant like.. Be innovative. There's no reason to do the same thing over and over. Change it up and try it from a new perspective.
a furry trying to say who is and isnt an anime poster
you must really have not even the slightest inkling of a clue about how lazy I am.
This fucking guy had a mandiblectomy and shit.
His entire fucking lower jaw. Gone.
Guy was maybe late 40's or so.
Like comment and subscribe
I've known lazier.
Everyone is great until proven otherwise.
Everyone is awful until proven otherwise, and even then they're still awful.
and here I thought you might actually say something gross. that just sounds fascinating to me.
poor sensitive ducky.
this saddens me greatly, but honestly so have I.
I think I've proven time and time again how perfectly opposite of great I am.
i didnt say anything about anime
Diamonds in the rough.
Cupcake. Stop it.
Having enough energy for emotions
Wow look at this energetic fag-lord
It's not a gross kinda thing. It's a feels kinda thing.
If you want gross, you should have seen this liver that was resected. This fucking thing was entirely cystic. Completely hollow and filled with a brown fluid. Bloated like a fucking balloon
One of these day!
Bang! Zoom! Right to the Moon~!!
Any academic journal
you hurt my feelings that I have the energy to have. apologize.
anyone else hungry after reading this post?
it had the consistency of chocolate milk~
alright. I forgive you because you're adorable when you almost correctly quote things.
and now I'm thirsty, too.
Let's have a link.
I'd be flattered to have my liver in any.
Unable, too lazy.
is that like your job or something
this world is so cruel. and so are you.
Get this man some Nesquik
Cruel people go out of their way to be so.
Go for a walk. Feel better.
Yeah, I work with cancer related research so I get Operating Room access
Fair enough, I'll just have to keep chipping away at the walls
that shit isn't really good enough any more. I like me some higher quality chocolate milk. like mmmmmmilk.
I know, you must have a natural talent for this.
with my back injury a walk lasting more than about 10 minutes leaves me in so much pain I have to seriously struggle not to cry.
I cannot stress enough how little the effort will be worth it.
What are you, wheelchair bound?
He's not going after Tsuchi, no.
no. just in constant pain that gets worse if I do most physical activities.
I honestly think it would have been better if the accident had crippled me more completely, at least then I wouldn't have people thinking I'm just being a fucking baby about it.
Why not a hearty chocolate protein shake?
It's not exactly a level of research or anything like that by any means. It's a support/core lab, but I get to see enough and interact with enough people to have stories to tell
they taste alright I guess.
who else /cute/ here
Have you ever talked to someone in physiotherapy? I think that's the right one, but maybe it might help you work around it.
still it's more of an achievement than what a lot of people here have to be proud of myself included
Oh damn, where did I mess up?! I thought I got it right!
Pay walls. Sorry.
Cuppers, Tsuchi, Tracer, Alexis, Neko.
Not paying money to prove your point
And to think you once held my respect.
Now I'm in the mood for chocolate milk
Heh, thanks. It pays the bills and i don't hate it all the time so I guess it's alright lmao
smiles is also voted like 3rd or 5th most inaccurate person so...
no it was 3rd
what else do you do with your time
I tried a bunch of different places and things after the accident. there's nothing for it but back surgery I can't afford.
it was close enough to not be worth correcting. plus it's cuter that you leave out a word now and then or say something just a little off.
she said cute, not people you just happen to like, smiles. you biased woman.
serves you right.
Become a Canadian? Get healthcare or something?
I decide on what is worth my effort and not and I think you are worth tons
Shitposting, drinking and vidya mainly.
Like any proud AMERICAN would
i hat u cpu
this conversation is not one I wish to continue.
well, you've been warned I guess.
I wanna see this poll; I've been framed!
I still hold you respect.
Don't kid yourself.
Jeez, I need to start looking up the quotes I want to use. LOL
You are objectively cute, and I think Alexis fits well into the category of cute.
i will bother you more after i return from the grocery store
Alright, my bad. I won't bring it up on future.
Don't you give me those crocodile tears mister
alexis does kind of, and neko sure does, but the rest of that list is total bunk and you know it.
Alright, see you later
they are alligator and they cost me a fucking fortune you better fucking be impressed.
bye moogs. have fun.
subtle is...cutish I guess. sometimes.
costing a fortune
I literally trip over gators here, step it up~
the rest of that list
No all of it.
No, your method to try and get Smiles to describe how she finds you cute was subtle.
oh that's right I forgot you live in hell's waiting room.
crocs and old farts as far as the eye can see.
ugh. tracer please. give me a little more credit than that. I'm suffering under no delusions that make me think I am cute by any stretch of the imagination.
see like that, that's kind of cute. but most of the time you are just kind of...there.
Cup will never use the expensive tears on me
Warning heard but completely ignored! Just accept that I think you are great already
Can't not see possible worst in people.
in all honesty I am out of tears for a while. when you use up a lifetime's worth in about a month and a half your body has to build back up to it.
I don't really make an effort to cutepost
Or post at all
If only you knew.
Well shoot, I wasn't even there to put my opinion out there.
Anyway, 3 way tie for 3rd.
Thanks you for sharing that.
Please, you know you squarely fit into that list as well.
Tracer is also very handsome, but he's a hermit, so not like the rest of you guys would know.
My Tsuchi-Kun is supah dupah cute.
not ordering the good tears with amazon prime for quick and easy use
I literally can't accept what I know to be objectively false but I won't stop you from having your opinion.
if you made an effort it wouldn't really be very cute, that's kind of the point.
this entire reply made me vomit a little in my mouth.
Tracer is also very handsome
okay I changed my mind. tracer can be cute sometimes.
Humans are indeed terrible, you know full well.
this joke is very lame and you should feel bad about it, ducky.
yes. I do.
I see now
When I'm home.
No more hm's for you.
I used to be cute once
Maybe I should, but the more i sell Amazon Prime TM the more i get tremendous savings on FREE 2 day shipping TM
"There's no way my subtle could be this cute "
no wait I take it baaack
choose one and only one.
I already have the service you dork.
this works perfectly fine as a reply actually
Oh relax. You don't need to take the compliment if you don't want to.
Nope, you shush, and stop drinking.
Not even a request from Smiles will bring it back.
there are other things I'd rather take, if you know what I mean.
I blame smiles for this.
..............Five more drinks.
he already has the service
Then my shilling has not gone to waste.
inb4 paged in
You can so accept it cause I obviously know better, for I am the idiot known as Spoilers bringer of the dumb and truth
I have banana candies
I took over rev's account along with his steam :^)
I'm so sorry.
hmm. well I guess we'll see, won't we?
they are pretty awesome you sjititers
Only a handful maybe. Anymore and it just tastes bad.
is it safe to assume you're not on call?
If so, that's noice
financially I made out quite well. helps soothe the shattered heart a bit.
no. no they are not.
but I love bananas
I was wondering where the "Rev" account went on my friends list for a bit
I'm on call, but not primary.
So if they call I can say I'm drunk and not work.
I deleted everyone but my other steam account from the friend's list, since that's the primary games account so I don't need to use it for communication.
Yes we will!
Drink up, you're already drunk so you can't answer calls.
You're not getting any potassium fromthe candy anytime soon
I apologize in advance for the inevitable waste of your time.
I've got a banana for you. in my pants.
I have to haggle with my wife, it seems.
No hardcore drinking for tonight.
That's not a bad idea.
Please not that meme again
I forgot about that meme actually. I just kind of flirt with everyone when I feel like it.
I know it's not a bad idea that's why I did it you butt.
I get that tons already
that is a bad place to keep bananas they get squashed pretty easily
Lame and gay. You'd better be getting a good deal out of it
Just leave banana-dicks out of it
You're the butt
Nope, less alcohol and a longer life as the trade.
Not one more.
And now you're just being dismissive.
Where do you get it from?
That's some bullshit right there
Four is two more.
I'm willing to haggle down to three, but only because I had another between lulls.
......I should've said six.
is it bad to drink lemonade that expired 1-2 years ago
I should toothbrush and bed getting pretty lseepy
vitamin stuffs and the food I eat
Renegotiate your deal!
There would be worse ways to waste time if by some chance you were right about this
An agreement was reached.
is it bad to drink lemonade that expired 1-2 years ago
brother shares some of his 90 dollar scotch with me
wow. this is incredibly good.
mine stays pretty firm actually.
you wish I was you butt.
sorry, I'm an asshole sometimes. but yeah I'm not interesting in tsuchi, he's all yours dear.
you have a knack for saying just the right thing so far.
wow. this is incredibly good.
shiro has a really nice dick
t. not bloodchan
Please, bad Tracer, I'm not your wife.
Ya blew it
I know you are but what am I~?
who knew that you get what you pay for
ifyou do not store it carefully suddenly it goes splat and you have bananagoop all over the place and you will regret keeping it in your pocket
that's what you are.
ur his wife
you will be the one storing my banana goop. in your belly.
You're nagging me like one.
Three will do.
You're nagging me like one.
I am NOT hurtful.
Couldn't even hurt a fly
three will do.
They'll have to
then I guess my feelings just up and hurt themselves all of a sudden.
I'm full of wit.
Or something that rhymes with it anyway.
I'll simply enjoy the ability to have them.
Gotta be good at something, right? Aside from making you squirm :^)
two clevers in a row. very nice, tracer.
well we have yet to see how good you are at the second thing.
I have a banana lemonade that tasted really good but I forgot about it
it expired in like 2012
idk if I should drink more of it
what did you bring me from the store
Do you eat nutritious food or take vitamins.
I'd go for a third, but why risk breaking something.
diet coke and lube for your upcoming cam show with the dragon dildo
They fell down the stairs
Now you're making me sad
And you've better brought enough for all of us
best to stop while you're ahead.
ya blew it
ohwait when you add suger to stuff and let it sit forever does not that like ferment and stuffs
does that mean I have been making alcohol like wine
I am insulted
See if you don't get ill from what you've had so far
What do you mean!?
I do not for one second doubt myself in that way, being dumb doesn't seem to hurt that
get some taste you faggots
I can offer an insincere apology.
Too true. I know too many who kill the very joke they make by continuing it.
Flustering Smiles is always fun, though.
you are toying with my life here subby
exactly what I said, mister scientist.
read that in the voice from that episode of south park. you know the one.
well I'm eager to see what you can do then.
that is our line for you, diet coke drinker.
yes, you two are amusing to watch most of the time.
I'm sure my boring literal responses are quite engaging to her nonsensical misspellings.
Life's short, go for it x)
whatever put the cock in your ass and snap me some photos you whore
This is acceptable
I havent watched south park in literally forever
speakfor yourself my life is long
it's kind of an "eye of the beholder" situation, to be sure. most people probably find it boring.
I already said no you bully.
you missed out big time last season. it was their best by far.
You think we're gonna be the first generation to live forever? Or the last to do die?
how am i supposed to cum now
I insincerely accept
I miss all the good stuff
I had not planned on dying
I was trying to be nice.
you probably know how to give yourself a mean handjob, slugger.
it's on the internet for you to watch right now, dumdum.
you are the worst
Wew lad quite lewd
Yeah but that would take effort and time
No pic needs pic
maybe it will be. we'll have to see, won't we?
so not worth it, fair enough.
i want more
well now its awkward
Seems my last attempt at flustering scared the Smiles off.
You get me
I can do
this is my special talent.
the making things awkward, I mean.
don't worry, she'll be back for more soon enough. poor thing can't seem to stay away.
we have known each other a long time.
Smiles enjoys receiving all sorts of punishment it looks like.
do ho ho
Tee hee hee.
And after so long I can say I am the top-most authority when I say you're a dork~
tfw no red panda for pet
Apparently it's illegal or something
I like the way you think! We really should find out, through an entire weekend :^)
a ferret would be nice too!
seems a bit of a harsh assessment.
a whole weekend? are you sure you can keep going that long?
Ferrets are cute too I suppose
I'm only harsh out of love
Sorry, someone started talking to me and I had to pay attention.
What kind of meals do you eat over there? Traditional? Western?
love hurts. but sometimes it's a good hurt.
do u have pets?
I have complete faith in myself for that, yus
Ferrets are super cute. I wish I could get one as a pet here.
I like a man who's confident in his abilities.
Just a cat.
One who adores belly rubs
They are cute, but I couldn't handle them, myself.
They would be super fun. High energy.
In that way we will get along just fine then! Only time I ever doubted that stuff was the first time lol aaaanyway what's adorable Cups up to?
but regular boring cups is just eating some microwave dinner and watching netflix. what about you?
Heya threaders~ <3
How was your day?
it was fine.
how was yours?
what's their name?
What is a Beako?
Loooong. According to my phone I walked around 12000+ steps before I even got to work cause the clinic is in the opposite direction from it ugh.
It was free frappe day too so I got an oreo coffee thingy which was delicious.
What is a Venlas?
How's it going?
Her name is paint, because she's patterned like a paint horse
beatrice. the person I'm posting.
damn, that's a lot of steps.
like holy shit. good job.
that's good. you need to eat more.
especially if you're walking this much.
Venlas is from somewhere else
I got venlas and welmas mixed up
I am doing well, you?
I only had a piece of bacon today :(
And a smoothy and the free frappe of course.
must resist urge to ask for netflix and chill I'm just watching some livesteams on youtube that were randomly recommended, don't know why
My feet are so busted up. My current shoes are old and are like way too big so I got some nasty blisters now. I'm just glad I can sit down now ugh.
it's a nickname the main character has for her.
you need to eat more.
I love netflix and relaxing, actually. that sounds pretty alright I guess. too lazy to do much else, personally. sitting around watching stuff is the best.
how much walking have you had to do?
I never noticed!
I must be deaf!
I went from an awesome game theory one to basically "watch this house simulator 2016" lmao what about cuddling during it?
rage quit life again
game theory is great. I have a signed key card from a hotel from matpat, actually. I didn't meet him myself, my ex did, but he forgot to take the autograph when he left soooo.
well hopefully not for real.
how is she doing right now?
scanning in EVE
Or all of the things!
surely not all of them.
I know, but I had to be like extremely tight with money since I wasn't sure how much today would cost. I'm in for a babby 7-close shift tomorrow so I promise I'll eat tomorrow.
I walked 7.06 miles today not counting being on my feet for 9 hours at work x_x
My typical work day commute is like 4 miles.
i mean that i like freaked out over something inconsequential again
i dont think i killed myself
browsing steam store
Wonder if I should drink more than the agreed upon amount.
No, you already agreed.
Most of them!
Wife is point on to prevent me from drinking
Fastest I've ever seen you reply.
They were lucky more so for being with you meeting Matpat would be pretty chill though
okay. you'd better.
ah, well I do that a lot too. I hope it all turns out okay
ah geez I was about to say she wasn't here to see but...
yeah must be why they left me.
Stop calling me your wife. You're activity making it harder for me to play these tits for tats with you if you put off this perception of an intimate relationship.
Don't be a baka!
Guess I'll go to bed.
I own a car now, but have yet to get it fixed up and registered etc cause I've had a lot of other stuff the past couple months. Adulting n' such~
I'm going to text you.
Putting restrictions on how I'm allowed to mess with you
You're the one being a baka here.
yes yes, fuck me for giving a shit I guess.
guess you might as well. goodnight tracer.
No they left cause they were obviously really dumb, I mean I am stupid af and I know that was a bad choice on their part
Sorry for not getting hungry :/
Whatever you want hun-bun
Being an adult is lame!
I'll just shut up.
bleh. doesn't really feel like it. I'll be on steam.
leaving the thread. bye.
Very well, she's probably napping in the other room
I mean, kinda. But like living in a house and shit's pretty rad.
Nah, it's whatever. I'll just g2b.
This is true
money is good
whenever Phi dies
It's pretty much the best.
Anyway, nini. gonna get rid of this sour mood I've gotten myself into all of a sudden.
aww, fell better, Welmas!
is she old?
Why so in depth tho
alrighty... good talk
Hey my black man.
I only know conversational Japanese from my anime, I haven't read enough manga yet to read it fluently.
= hello white person
user, no, great talk
i really thought that joke was lost for a second there
Give me six months. How hard can learning Japanese from manchild comic books really be?
possessing the conversational skills of a 6 year old
heh... just use google translate... in all its glory and high accuracy
You cycle a lot right? Are you on Strava?
user cycles all the time. He spends most of his time in the cheater threads on /fit/.
never heard of it... i use the s-health app to track my workouts...
and its not ALOT. maybe 8 miles a day
Savage but fair assessment
never been on fit... not even a meathead
im glad you approved... now wat?
weather, sports, politics, sex, religion, money?
any monotonous thing to fill the drudgery that is this thread
no topic? fuck it...
Steroid user threads. They go on cycles of steroids.
Most of the people on it are not meatheads.
strange question... you know those kielbasa sausages you get from the store? the cooked ones that come in a sealed clear package?
why are they curved in a u shape?
also fyi im about to put all 16 inches of this curved meat on my mouth. does that make you horny?
shows you about what i know about /fit/ then yeh?
I don't know stay half of that meant by when you cook sausages they curve because of some reason
Your autocorrect seems a bit overzealous.
i thought it might have been to save on packaging, but you have a point
either way im making phallus jokes while eating sausage, so...
I have heard this a few times.
Please this is a mature place for nature people
also i found this grain mustard with horseradish in it thats the fucking shiz...
as opposed to artificial people? are you a cyborg?
because thats my fetish...
Something about natural casings and intestines being bendy? Or maybe there is an invisible sausage man who bends the ends slightly together.
I think you're lying to me to hide your history of steroid abuse.
Please assume the position.
Also I meant mature people
Chilling at work and being bored
...still giong with the dick jokes.
is it fucked up im thinking of dick jokes while eating sausage?
...and youre right bro im roided the shit out right now i fucking lift more than lenko. 36inch bicep bro get on my level
i KNOW what you meant... by the typo made for a good lead in
fukken... just home, having some grub.
"today was a good day"
No, it's not fucked up. It's totally okay to be gay dude.
Wow, 36 inches? That would mean your bicep is ten times longer around than your dick is long. Crazy.
*ten times as long around
i know bro... my fucking chest is so damn massive i cant see my flaccid useless fucking cock any more
more lenko problems
I kinda don't wanna sleep tonight.
Actually, I just feel like writing.
MAybe I should do that.
fucking shit i love steroids
At least you can lift four times the amount of pounds as you have pimples on your back. And that's what matters.
Sounds like a bad idea to me.
inb4 out of context screencaps
Don't start making Sonic fanfiction, Rin.
I'd be almost disappointed in you.
4*0 is still 0.
Hah, nothing personnel.
can only achieve erection when fucking squatting 1000 lbs...
even more lenko problems
anyone even been ripping off some squats and feel a turtle head poking, try to pinch it off but its too late and that bitch rolls out your shorts?
This is disgusting.
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