Webm Thread: LOADINGNU Edition

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TS:FP is such a good game

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Yes. Yes it was.

Is there even such a thing as video games?

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my neet wife is training to beat rival youtuber

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N y e u r g h

how does that work exactly? do you pick your own rival? does the rival pick you? do you find a prophecy in an alphabet soup that declares it?

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Your taste is shit my friend

i believe in my wife because she can beat up 2d anime no problem

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Japanese Goblins? I got something that is mixed with squids too, is that ok?

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This is clearly a live action adaptation of the shoujo work Attraction Connection you uncultured swine. I guess I'll be nice and spoonfeed you since I doubt you'll be able find anything with your retard brain. After a successful coordinated effort by the talent agencies of Japan to elect a more business friendly prime minister, the judicial and legislative branches fight back by forcibly enacting sanctions and restrictions designed to collapse the idol industry. The ramifications of these changes spread out far and beyond the initial conditions, and now the disenchanted youth has created the condition now known as "idolification," where teams of students manipulate others through social media and popular opinion to create informal idols out of unwilling people. The LN that this is based on originally followed the group of lawmakers who were responsible for the laws that led to this fall and their families who are all affected by this new affliction spreading through Japanese society. Since there was not enough sales to justify an anime, the creative studio Heisuke Choujo crafted a live action series in the style of blogs or found footage that focuses on a former idol who has become unbalanced without the constant commands of a talent agency, and her childhood friend as they seek to reinvent themselves in the wake of the collapse of the idol industry. But I'm sure you don't care about any of this because "muh retard waifu." Plebians, all of you.

Why did I never hear that song while playing Dragons doggo.

Disgusting

Timesplitters was so good.

didn't know there's a second version

a simple 'no' would've sufficed

and none of that shit happened kek was just toying with us

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there wasn't a clear enough message ,half of them wanted one thing the other half wanted the opposite ; i suppose this board's autism is too much even for a god of chaos

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No bully.

Removed from the PC version for the same reason the Berserk gear was. Capkike didn't feel like paying the licensing for a port they expected to sell poorly.

Trapt was a great game, I wish Deception 4 had retained more of it's aesthetic.

whoa man chill
your making yourself look like a big retard autist

now im the retard autist

anyone speak nip translate?

If you're going to lie at least make it believable, it takes all of 2 seconds on google to prove nothing you said is real.

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fake & staged

my neet wife's greatest battle to date
champions know how to get back on their feet even if it took months

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This has to be funny if the koreans are subbing it for their enjoyment.

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sorry, didn't mean to quote

Now I want to see this thing get on a tournament and have commentators calling out the moves.

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Well, EA did bring back NFS
And I fucking hated it

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It's finally out

Why did nobody inform me of this

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It's by the original artist

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I can understand the want to remake old projects but replacing the mecha sequence to add franchises that didn't exist during the 2008 incident is dishonest at best. The april fools' board merge with /int/ would've probably be better, but that's just a conjecture.

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all this wasted potential

Nigger what are you smoking, no one ever remotely liked Jim, he was just the shady Freemason businessman who bought out this shitposting operation.

nobody ever liked moot either you faggot.

People liked moot before he got ousted for being an extreme faggot and trainwrecking the site, it's why he has a cat persona.

Jim has a funny animal persona too you newfag

pic related :^)

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Is this real?

They say that fiction is stranger then reality, but when you get down to it, fiction is always based off of aspects from reality.

Reality is stranger then fiction.

It's time to split little guy, it's probably for the best.

NOBODY EVER FUCKING SAID THAT YOU DOLT!

BAD GOY
No Holla Forums gold for you Mark ban him

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LWDS
NAZIS B WHERE

You're just jealous you don't get to fuck 10 year old pinoys like Jim.

ayyy

HOTWHEELS IS DEEEEEEEEEAD

guilty
he also has a better singing voice than me and a pig farm to get rid of the evidence

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is he?

No, they never say that. It has always been the other way around. Also, *than.

OC coming through

would it have killed you to make them a visible resolution you dumb fuck

why the fuck do they play in 2x1 then, what is this? a meme for ants?

why do you have the same thing four times and tiny to boot

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Small file sizes with 1 bit increase between them in case somebody wants to use them, and the original res is 640x480

NONE of them is 640x480, they're all tiny as fuck

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Then your browser is broken, download them and see for yourself

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jesus christ this is even less efective than martial arts

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An average drunkard with no training is more dangerous than this "Martial art" because it's natural instinct to keep your weight centered etc, this training would actually make you far less effective fighting

Where do they even find all of these lowlife whores?

If I see them on the beach, I'd smack them across the back of the head.

the funnies part is that those girls are all volunteers that just want to get in the porn businesses

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And you think they did, fucktard?
They’re literal queers. All of them are homos, likely with at least one STD each. All you’d have to do is walk up with a fucking handgun and shoot them all. Solve the goddamn problem.

All the more reason to let them carry on, the second the shit hits the fan they'll drop that much faster.

I liked the original better, i mean it had much more charm to it

e'scusi?

What the fuck the thing they are doing instead of push ups?

Fuck off with this tryhard RP bullshit, Holla Forums.
And what have you done to "solve the goddamn problem"? Shitpost on a video games chan? Sorry, a knockoff chan that desperately strives to be like the real deal

:^)

There's no Holla Forums on 4chan, last I checked.

Not that I disagree, but where's the source nigger? Why bother making the image without including sources? Besides, obviously some did vote for him, but most didn't.

sage for Holla Forums shit

You’re a motherfucking imbecile.

What the fuck did you think you were going to get out of that post?

Uh… the fucking election results, you braindead lunatic. There was only one election.
Look at the goddamn map.

You're not people commie.

Unfortunately yeah. Holla Forums is the only reason this site's still alive, basically.

Where the fuck did I even IMPLY that in my post? As usual, Holla Forums can only argue using strawmen.

This makes me feel so good.

Cross arm lifts

You're supposed to alternate each time you push yourself up onto your palms to build strength in your arms to block, it's an extremely out of date technique boxers did in the 1800's

You do 10x the workout by holding a weight in your hand, holding your out to your side with your palm facing your side and then lifting a weight up and down sideways to not only build the same muscles quicker, but prevents tendon tearing and carpal tunnel because you're not only not putting weight on your wrists constantly to push yourself up, the bones in your forearms are not crossed which can lead to micro fractures

You’re illiterate. Try again somewhere else.

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What's with /leftpol/ jumping at anything remotely political like hyenas these last few days?

Google proved all the top brass are rabid SJW's and the internet as a whole is whipped into a fury

Good idea, that's the nth time I see Holla Forums jump out of nowhere go full haha fuck you Holla Forums

Report and filter. Dont reply

The fuck just happened, a bunch of posts got deleted

I got your video games right here

you engaged and fed the troll

Hotwheels and Jim would make sense if it was Holla Forums as a whole, but Mark eating a cake would be funnier. I agree with the rest though, the lack of mecha is upsetting. then again the guy who made the new animation is a patreon whore

you deserved it.

also what said

Please return to cuckchan

Tell them to fuck off once, if you keep replying they just go full UMADBRO LOL and never stop

the point is: you two'd made a big stink in a Holla Forums WEBM thread with politics, regardless of who was right or who was wrong or at least without any resources most other people had ignored him as an obvious shitposter and the conversation got deleted anyway.
We're on Holla Forums, we know who these people are and how they act, they've got their containment board.

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Apparently this happened in Portland; not surprised really. Not a very effective protest tbh.

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I'll do you one better

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Only three more years.

it has it's perks

The flash is vector bases so there is less loss of quality due to compression with screen size, the file is also over 3 MB smaller and has higher quality due to being the source, and this includes the loading screen and the fact that the flash has programing in it to allow for a play button. There is no reason to watch a webm of a flash its like taking a photo of a photo with a inferior camera

This reminds me, did the 8ch saltybet ever materialize?

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Sick ASMR

muh security etc

I wish our asmr board wasn't full of 3DPD redditors

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shit

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Do people actually fall for this shit? I mean I've heard that hypnosis only works if you WANT it to work on you, kind of like a placebo. I also found bimbo hypnosis on a "respected adult video entertainment" website, which looked like absolute dog shit.
Is there a market for this, go- guys?

People will pay money to watch other people eat food. People will pay money to see a stand up comic insult them for two hours. People will pay money for video games. The answer to "is there a market for this" is always yes. Always.

There are people who unironically went to and enjoyed the emoji movie, for fuck's sake.

I have always interpreted that as "magic is real as long as you believe it is".

Holy fuck this looks epic. The Pure Imagination cover is hype as fuck.
Actually made me tear up a bit

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This would be so much better with a combo meter.

read the book

Shit taste.

I did read the book, what's wrong with it? Are you underage and not understand all the 80's pop culture references?

No, user.
I would've loved to have me a book to all those references.
It's like a bowl full of guac with nothing to dip into it.

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That's because fiction has to be realistic, reality doesn't.

It's mostly le epic 90's references for le epic 90's kids you fucking tard.

This is how I know you haven't read the book. Post screencaps, you fucking poser.

Holy shit you weren't kidding.

Better be bait, nigger.

Someone better, I want to use it for something.

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I fucking lost it.

lots of greetings even greets the bus

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THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE DmC ACTUALLY THINK

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Damn

Turns out that Love Nectar is poisonous. She should have gotten rid of more of it, maybe then she wouldn't have died.

Missed opportunity.

I can't

who can watch this fucking garbage without feeling like killing themselves right after
holy fuck anime is so gay

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I watched that hole series it fucking sucks ass

He just makes shit up to try to prove your point

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I'm sorry user-kun I'm not creative at all.

The voice acting is so cringy and cute at the same time.

…what. I mean, I could understand if the point had been fans of DMC didn't like how flippant DMC3's Dante was. I saw some people make that point. I have literally never seen anyone complain about DMC3's shirtless Dante.

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The voice actor died.

What killed her?

I didn't even know that
I was just pointing out how bad anime is

marriage

Japanese cold

5 years ago I asked a girl on cuckchan (that was attention-whoring by linking to a website that played her voice for all of her posts) to dub that and just today I got around to putting them both together

She had just long been suffering from some kind of illness. I don't know which one particularly. One of her last statements was that, if she was able to get better, she just wanted to get married.

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illness of some kind after she did that season she wanted to look for someone to love marriage or something as well as getting better of course.

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Some sort of illness, there's not really a source that clarifies it better.

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Sounds like she killed herself out of loneliness, and they are just unwilling to say so out of respect for the family.

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Goddamn this is sad, may she rest in Anime Heaven.

Me too, the webms deceived me.

… Space Heaven?

Why are their traffic cones, just why.

Spike wouldn't have gone to heaven.

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Kids this days, telling bullshit with not facts.

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Unlike petscop, Garfielf is Unbreakable is still uploading new episodes

i dunno what killed this webm…

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the filename?

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does it have to be vp8 or can it be vp9??

vp9

Almost as cringy as when people shill PewDiePie here.

I tried re-encoding to vp8 since it was vp9 the first time but somehow broke…

Is that Daniel? I don't remember those parts

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I wish /hypno/ wasn't polluted with the same fetishists.

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It's not really that someone has to let it happen, but more about wanting it to happen. The government did a bunch of experiments in the 20th century on mind control, which included electroshock therapy, LSD, and so on. They briefly studied hypnosis and determined that it was ineffective in interrogation because of resistance from the subject.

That wasn't Kaneda's bike at 2:07, is it?

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It was in fact the Kaneda bike

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I need more nip girls dancing to rock music while their bikini changes color.

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How can anyone unironically listen to this for more than 2 seconds?

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sorry it's the only one I have

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Don't try to use reason or logic when looking at kemono friends posts, these posters are the absolute bottom of the bin garbage eaters, and lack any humanity they may have once had.

This one is so fucking good.

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How many levels of irony even is this? I'm 3 layers of angry for all the wrong reasons.

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is that the guy who used to do let's plays of megaman, buster only and using his "masturbation finger" for quick fire? He lived in a fucking ghetto of a place with his mother and sister and did all his recordings with a fucking potato camera. Can't remember the name. Had fucked up teeth and lisp.

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I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with pooooooorn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galoooooore…

Tiny & Big was a nice little game. An indie game by heart. Shit, maybe it is indie, I've never heard of these guys before or after this game, I wonder what they're up to today…

I didn't dislike the music, but don't see the big deal. Still, that was a fun game we need to talk about more, that and Cloudbuilt. It wasn't the best at 3D platforming but the best we got from an indie I think.

Don't tell me that pic is related?

Is he berating her for living like a NEET and living off of her parents, spending all her time on the internet and sharing it with them as well?

It's like your really, really hot cousin:
you don't want it to be, but it is.

This pleases me greatly, what you said however displeases me greatly.

Johnny Cash version was the original, but a lot of people made a good point that Reznor was a better fit thematically and contextually.
And it took me a while till I got my 'round to rendering a WEBM of the Cash version. Or was it someone else? I can't remember…

Okay anons. A top 10 most dangerous places on the web. Can any of you guess what they could be?
To start you off on the list, #10 is Video Games.

that was just flat out funny, can't even rage

these are fucking hilarious

no it fucking wasn't the original, Trent wrote hurt in '94 and released it with downward spiral and Cash did a cover of it when his wife was on her deathbed in 2002.

o i am laffin

the video, dum dum

Are you illiterate?

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This is just sad. I knew I was in trouble the minute they mentioned fake news, but gaming sites should have been the first clue.

fuck!

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I remember someone bitching for a long time about wanting the Reznor version until it finally got made. The Reznor version rarely gets posted, it's always the Cash version. If you have the Reznor version, post it.

That's cause the reznor version sucks

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it's just never ever unfinished
youtube.com/watch?v=s0ZiHtLLzwo

I meant the song.

all they have to do is walk 20 city blocks west and none of that "training" aint going to matter

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Leave faggot

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tfw i looked all over with for Xev Bellringer and couldn't find that specific video but found other maternal vids.

no u

xev bellringer sticky mess

porntrex.com/video/88722/xev-bellringer-a-sticky-mess

Holy shit thank you. I wouldn't have found it with that name.

That's not all she's done.

HE RETURNS
Hello?Can you hear me?

Why do I feel like I'm the last to learn about this. What the fuck. Why hasn't this been circulating as much.

I was wondering the same thing, but then I realized how few Anons there are today were there for the original. Check out the comments on the YouTube upload. So many of them are "I have no idea what event this was based on but lol it looked fun".

I didn't expect the chans to circulate new people at such an isolated scale. I know places like Holla Forums have become just complete polarized echo chambers, but I just assumed people cross posted every so often to create as somewhat legacy chain between old and new posters.

Maybe I just don't understand anons like I used to.

I mean, any community has rollover. Especially over 10 years. Where were you 10 years ago? I note with some heart that I notice a lot of genuine ancientfags around here, though.

Holla Forums was never not polarized, not even when it was /new/. Anonymity breeds extremity, which is why we work as an entity, nebulous as we are.

I was that 14 ten years ago. Been posting since 06, You may remember me as that 12 year old kid you told to fuck off.

Hue. Well, I would have only been your senior by a few years anyways.

Not to turn it into an oldfaggotry competition, but I'm an '05er, personally. I'm not sure, but I think I discovered 4chan thanks to a BBS roleplay community that had congealed out of friends and friends' friends in anticipation for Kingdom Hearts II.

I've been shitposting for well over a decade now, but I've been through several hard drives and lost absolutely all of my classic stuff.

When I need internet nostalgia I just go to YTMND. It's surprising that site still exists.

Fuckers make me fool old. 24 is the new 44.

Shitsux, fam. Have a few, on me.

I remember when Albinoblacksheep was relevant.

I remember when watching a flash video on youtube meant it was stolen, because everybody exclusively uploaded their shit to newgrounds.

I remember there not BEING a fucking youtube

Sometimes I wish I could go back, honestly.

NewGrounds was dope. People would throw an autism spasm when somebody else uploaded a creators video. And shitty flash games ruled the internet.

Say no more. I grew up in that neighborhood.

Fucking eBaums.

I remember way more about YTMND than 4chan from back then. I migrated late.

Stop making me feel old you fucking faggots

There's a name I haven't heard in ages.

I never even knew eBaums was a thing until Le Reddit Video.

I'm going to post one of my oldes webms.
This was from back when the filesize limit was 8MB.

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Time to feel even older.

You don't know Lemon Demon, huh?

No.

Looking forward to what you have.

We should all play some IdleQuest in the meantime.

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I was a bit late to the party, though I have a pretty good amount of webms from 2015.

Have a decade older.

Man. I still can remember every word and noise clearly.

Looking through my old .swf files is kind of a pain because most of them are named really ambiguously and Windows doesn't give you thumbnail previews of what's inside.

I offer these two in recognition of how little changes over the years.

I think at one point I also wiped the drive I keep my webms on.
I remember summer 2015, when Holla Forums wasn't flooded by colossal faggots who spilled over into every other board.

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Shit, and here I was growing up with He-Man and Transformers and Thunder Cats and shit like Laser Tag and Pogoball and Micro Machines and no tales to share because threads over already

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somebody webbum this:
youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

I mean fuck, I remember when shockwave flash was the big fucking thing because everyone freaked out they could watch the South Park Jay Leno crossover where his chin turns into a helicopter

It's the webm thread, it's not over until it gets pruned.

Don't worry, user, we're all here forever.

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Not a bad thing to be honest

I remember playing the fuck out of Ink Link on some shockwave flash site.

I prefer the original Pony Thread Simulator videos.

hypnosis works, look into the declassified MKultra experiments. vigilantcitizen.com/hidden-knowledge/origins-and-techniques-of-monarch-mind-control/

Magic is different in that you're using spiritual entities to influence your will. (the start of this video is kinda bad because it shows easily explained magic acts but aren't related to the meat fo the information) youtube.com/watch?v=7fKrFeX8dRY&

Gays deserve the oven

Hypnosis does not work, project MKUltra was experiments in making people complacent, easy to control and make them divulge secrets with little to no effort required, it had nothing to do with hypnosis as we know it

There was never a point of the reboot.
DMC4 was one of their better selling games regardless of losing a year of dev time and ended on a to be continued note.
I love how he deflects the point by just going "it's because not the old one is it" in that fucking snooty tone.
It's broken because: A. demon weapons hit like a fucking truck and any start up could be ignored by using rebellion to skip their slower weaker hits or B. You could using the demon whip and jump canceling spiderman any demon higher then enemies can reach and pick them off in any scenario. Your tools are so unbalanced the only way to make you mix them up was to colour code enemies to force you into the shitter ones or make them mandatory for "platforming" Yeah because the same game of red light, blue light in every level is good platforming am I right.
People who non ironically use this term are the most clear definition of their shitty terminology, instead of debating and addressing points he's using lies, deflection and name calling to silence arguments on a him vs himself platform without a real opposition to artificially inflate his point. But you fucking know if he added one he'd totally be on his side and talk with a retarded voice and make the same arguments his "reasons" claimed

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Mortal Kombat sucks

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Sometimes I wonder how much I missed by avoiding things like the aol chatrooms and the newgrounds forums when young and just keeping to the flash sections, but then I remember every time I try going into an IRC it's always another high school clique so I think I got off lucky.

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god damn, I storyboard-ed the whole cartoon on the back of my notebook at school. Had one of my first jumpscares on albinoblacksheep before I even knew what a jumpscare is. I'd save almost every slightly interesting flash I could on my hard drive. I even wanted to make a stickman music video for Feuer Frei by Rammstein (remember that edge?) in flash by myself, but I didn't know how to change scenes.
LiquidGeneration
JibJab
Miniclip
doodie

I was wondering why I kept repeating that in my head for almost 5 years. I'd completely forgotten about this one.

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Really nice, matey.

yo buddy, wtf is up with that webm? That's some low quality webm.

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For spamming purposes

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Someone post the nekopara webm

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sweet

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