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Fuck off Cliff

Wait I thought it's free to play?
Are you really fucking going to place a price tag on something directly competing with Overshit and Quack Champs?
Did stillborn and that other one with monsters not teach you anything?

one of cliffy b's recent twitter picture was him wearing a "FUCK NAZIS" shirt, but it was cut off so it looked like the shirt said "cuck"

wish he didn't change it

Sorry, already payed a fine young black man to have sex with my wife while I watch. Out of welfare money.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the cuckold club is two blocks down

Fucking bananas!

Apply yourself.

These games are designed to flop in order to maintain Acti-Blizard's hegemony. What better way to trick morons into thinking they made the right choice than by constantly forcing even worse choices on them.

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He looked like such a bitch a few months ago and now he's trying to look intimidating to scare those evil nazis

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Wasn't "fuck hate" that false flag company trying to make gays look really fucking stupid?

There is a hard marketing push on this turd. Seeing ads on youtube videos about fucking retro games. Does google not realize retro enthusiasts don't buy shitty FPMOBAs?

Lucky you, i only some stocks exchange ad and blizzard

Hey twat, this is my fucking territory.

No matter how fucking tall or buff you are or how much money you make I can never take you seriously if you wear earrings.

The guy's shorter and skinnier than Kojima. He's a legit twink.

They half realised this and halved the price, I doubt it will help much though.

There's ads for this all over Facebook, literally no comments on them, very depressing. I doubt this will be a success.

Oh my god what the fuck is this train wreck?!

It actually managed to peak lower than Battleborn's beta, which was like 10kish players by comparison.
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But besides that, Jewtube is trying to get you to invest in blizzard

jesus

This is not even gonna be as sweet as Battleborn, this game isn't even going to get off the ground is it

source?

Him and David Jaffe turning out to be cucks is the weirdest thing.

I just remember a few years ago there were these "fuck h8" videos that were really fucking weird and defended pedophiles and other retarded shit. I assumed it was false flagging, but it could be legitimate retards as well for all I know.

I played the game and I thought it failed both as a "Hero shooter" (or FPASSFAGGOTS or whatever you wanna call that kind of game) because of uninteresting kits (and personalities but that's secondary) and as a fast paced shooter. A couple of characters are somewhat fun to play but honestly I couldn't be bothered. I thought the jetpacks and zero-G would've made for interesting matches since I always enjoyed having more mobility options but I just didn't have fun.

Dude got an operation a few days ago, he's gonna start dropping off big pounds soon

Don't really know how you're surprised about Cliff, considering he's quite possible the biggest, not vertically mind you, egomaniac in the entire industry. Now Jaffe I have now clue but pointNclicks seem like a breeding ground for cuckoldry what with the massive focus on art and voice acting.

dude looks like my scrot

Fucks like him regain that weight real fast, fat fuck doesnt have the willpower.

sometimes user comes up with the most wonderful sentences

Westernd evs also turn to shit, slavs and nips are the last bastions of good vidya.

It's that thing where they staple your stomach to be smaller, he physically cannot eat as much anymore
So I doubt it

the only way to maintain the lost weight is to stick to strict diets, dudes been fat as hell for a minute, God have mercy on him but he's fucked tbh

Yea about that, those surgeries dont have a good success rate because of what I said earlier. He will be forced to eat less but over time it will increase again as his stomach stretches.

One of my best friend's mom had the same operation when I was in high school. Went from the most obese woman I've ever seen to short haired hottie in like 6 months.

Are you in every thread that mentions Boogie having surgery saying this same shit? Holy fucka

This is the 2nd time I talked about him

I can't tell if you're agreeing or making fun of me here.

You can't block them on mobile, user.

Whoever that man in the image is he's retarded. The west is definitely worse but holy fuck don't even try to pretend moonland has no problems, just go on VNDB and press random to see jewry in action.

Probably what I hate most about this game and Overwatch is how they waste all the potential of their settings.
Both games are team-based multiplayer shooters that have no story mode with the lore and backstory only existing to contextualise certain characters and abilities.


Weebs are delusional if they think gooks aren't as bad as westerners.

ayy

games gonna be stillborn cuz it had a fucking identity crisis. Remember its initial trailers were pushing the faux-arena shooter idea but now its just overwatch but fucking worse.

…The fuck's going on with that owner chart?

Open beta something ended I guess

Beta was July 28-31, says on right there on the banner. Unless it was kept around user libraries all this time…

Stone the weeb boy

go home everyone, it's bait.

Sorry Cliff Bazinga, why don't you just go back to stealing all the credit for Jizz Jamracket like you usually do, you hack.

Never attribute to malice what could be attributed to ignorance, but don't discount malice.

What the flying fuck? Since when did normalfags give a shit about musou?

A lot of the people that like anime moved to PC at some point after the PS3, I have no idea why

I heard you hardcore gamerdudes didn't vote for Hillary. You wanna fight brah?

i dont know the first thing about that game

who the fuck votes?

I shouldn't be petty and get mad over something I don't like but I'm geniuenly sick of that game.

It's Global Agenda: Shitty Casual FPS edition

i dont know, i like the power rangers vs disco men motif that the cover art seems to be showing off

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even his dog looks like a faggot

bet he rims him

Gooks are better than westerners though

Tell'em Todd senpai.

Nah

what? source?
Impossible
irrelevant

That was worse Korea, managing to be worse than their underfed retarded commies cousins.

kek

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ABSOLUTELY LITERALLY WHO?!
they couldn't get trash like pcgoymer, kotaku or rock paper (fellate a) shotgun to get a positive word?

Dont talk shit about the doggo, they are pure and innocent creatures.

cool story bro

his dog cucks him?

when will the diversity shooters stop

the characters are enough for me to skip this

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Could you imagine being the faggot getting paid peanuts to work 60 hour weeks minimum modelling this shit?

just the character models?

Anyone else notice that all these gigantic faggot veteran devs almost all started on the PC

The first one is meme material.

It almost hurts to even look at them.

If the bathrooms are gender-neutral, why would you label them at all? If one bathroom is meant for everyone, it wouldn't be labeled with any sort of gendered marker. It would just say "Bathroom" or something.

ah a true klassic

minus the stretch marks

we have a word for this already and it's "unisex". this is a "unisex bathroom".

Because he wants attention, obviously. Why would he even bother showing off the bathroom in the first place?

At that point you should just accept death. He'll also look like a Zombie afterwards even if he loses a lot of weight from stretch marks and excess skin. Plus good luck not going full flabby catabolic weakling once you restrict your stomach like that, even if you lose weight.

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Which women DON'T suck?
Seriously, do I have to travel to some obscure 3rd world country just to find a girl who isn't a cunt?

never and also never. women were never forced to evolve like men were and are essentially still cave-people. Men just made up the idea of nice girls to keep the species from dying out

i see "gender neutral" bathrooms everywhere, i just refer to them as unisex and noone has a problem.

Bathrooms for both sexes have been a thing since bathrooms were a thing, its just a retard virtue signalling with retarded shit like they always do

No advertising at all and a compete lack of maps. Runs well but gameplay is too instagib for my tastes.

Not sure what the plan was other than to fail.

Eastern europe is heaven when it comes to women. Also the countryside in all western countries.

The man was molested and abused as a child, I think it goes deeper than just "lol I like food" tbh

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Why does the woman in the first picture look so sad? It's like she'd rather be doing anything than starring in this game, seriously why is this woman so saddened to be standing there?

You know that Korea and Japan are two different countries right? Come on Holla Forums why even use racial slurs if you can't pin them to the right race?

Someone who's traveled a lot told me that country girls out west in the USA are surprising marriage material, because they might not be the most intelligent but they still know how to be a wife and don't huff at the concept or think themselves stronk and independent. Also Norway is pretty based but I've never been, they seem to be resisting the pozzed bullshit their neighbor puts out and they have god-tier genes because vikings didn't bring back ugly chicks.

the tooth part took me a second, good stuff

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That logic is fucking retarded. Why would they waste millions of dollars on making "Wrong" choices to convince normalfags they made the right one, when said normalfags are already convinced by the fact that all of their friends are also playing Overwatch as well?

I'm surprised nobody edited in an interracial on the bed behind him.

Are you really that puzzled when the PS4 is the dudebro normalfag console which in itself is an underperforming locked down PC with no games?

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He's much braver then Nintendo

what balance? the open beta was a shitshow where everyone picked 2 classes only. the fun fast class was for shit since the maps were too small to go fast in. and the anti-grav areas only made the balance worse because it made you a sitting duck for the 2 classes everyone was playing

Too bad nobody knows what the gameplay is like since the developer only ever talked about his political views instead of the game that it is his fucking responsibility

Which beta are you talking about? The most recent one was pretty alright in my opinion due to two classes (Jugger and Wraith) being nerfed since the last patch though Wraith was still a bit dominant.


Yeah, it really is a bit of a shame. There is a little bit of advertising going around but the first thing that sprung to mind when I mentioned the game to two different people was the whole bathroom ordeal.

so, pretty much this thread.

The only shameful thing here is that you think a game helmed by a retard who would rather make half-assed political commentary than do anything to actually make it anything but a money sink is worth any more than the time it takes to jeer at it.

I unironically had a bit of fun with the free beta, but there's no way in hell I'd give 30$ for what is esentially Titanfall2 with a gravity meme and preset classes.

It'll go f2p after a month, anyways.

I actually think of things like that.
I makes my heart hurt

titanfall 2 actually seems fun, shame its hidden behind origin

can you use the bathrooms in this game

No, but you can and should use the bathroom all over this game.

the game is a bathroom because it's fulla shit

But I want to support Hellblade, Senua's Sacrifice when it comes out tomorrow :^). Who am I kidding, I'll pirate it anyway since there is nothing good out now.

that game is gonna die so fucking hard since it seemingly has no advertising and a bad legacy behind it

I'm ok with this.

But why are there people interested in this? It has a worse identity crisis than OW. I doubt old arenafags would like it enough to buy skins and all that lootbox junk.

YOURE A FUCKIN FAGGOT

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it's buzzword

marxist utopia was actually achieved multiple times, just read on concentration camps and gulags (^:

Rural Poland or Eastern ukraine.
If you want to marry an industrial-grade dick, blood and money sucker try big cities in Poland or Western ukraine (^:
Recently saw a britbong "stealing" our women - decent looking guy got married with kids with a polish hamplanet even though he could've gotten better value.
I guess british women are so disgusting, frigid and vile an obese mass with only a little femininity left is a preferrable alternative (^:

Reminder that Cliffy Bazinga actually paid Brianna Wu and Zoey Quinn thousands of dollars because they were attacked by manchildren gamergaters.

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Deepest lore

Dont these losers have any self awareness?

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And, Clifford, I played your game. It's not worth 30$.

Come on, you cant even hide you breath smelling like sperm for one sentence just to pretend im wrong.

Pathetic

Clifford, you know why NieR:A is so popular?
Because it doesn't have niggers in it.

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Haven't played it yet, but from what I've seen from gameplay video
All in all, it's Overwatch With More Vertical Maneuver/10

Memestic arguments kid. Dont forget to drink bleach before going outside, the smell of semen in your every breath is revolting.

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Weebs shilling a game for free 24/7 in their own safe space doesnt mean its popular

>TWICE
I wonder what Titanfall would be like if it were independently developed and published.

MORE!

LET THE MEMES BEGIN!

CLIFFORD THE BIG RED FAGGOT

Akshually, EA gave them money and told them to do whatever the fuck they want for the second game.

Nice dubs.

They did. They still gave them a release date sandwiched between IW and BF1 though. Which resulted in an exposure nowhere near they deserved.
Good thing that they have a core fanbase though. Hopefully it's enough to ensure that EA understands Titanfall's promises.

akshually
again
They chose the release date and stuck to it, as well.

For real? This is the first time I heard of it. Why did they do that? That's almost suicide.
Do they want to keep their playerbase the same or something? Or do they feel like competing with the other two shooters?

Really, they were fucked either way. They released after BF1 and before COD, so they could at least try to snag some of the COD audience. Had they released later, they probably would've sold worse.

What if Blezinska end up killing himself now?

They'll give out free copies of UT99 in his memory?

I laughed harder than I should have at that.

I played the earlier version when Wraith was OP. I enjoyed it and the game's aesthetics. The character design is ugly as sin and they added minorities just because of PC bullshit.

I'm glad the game costs money because as we all know if a game is F2P that means that other bullshit like micro-transactions, etc are pushed to a max, even though there are paid games with loot boxes (aka gambling, e.x Overshit) in it. Games shouldn't even be at $60, it should be $30-$40 at best.

Cliffy B was that dudebro like many of them that went soft, like Randy Pitchfork that got fooled by corporations that wanted to define what masculinity is so they can sell their products. It's why when they try to come across as "hard" they look goofy and fake as fuck.

I was interested in this game the moment I saw it. When 4cuck was shitting over it, this was the game I preferred over Sameshit 1 and COW. The aesthetics and colors are just beautiful, goes to show that you don't need a high graphical powerhouse to make a good looking game. The only reason I haven't made the plunge was because of Origin, and I still won't play it because of Origin, I will not have that shit installed. I downloaded the campaign through other means, hopefully it is as fluid as I picture it in my mind.

Why do you think they're even making this? The only reason is because lootboxes and that shit make companies loads of money.
Of course they're gonna try to follow the example set by Blizzard and Valve.

Trips of truth.

This game reeks of Kike and Microtransactions.

Basically saying women (and people in general) are less shitty in less densely populated areas?
It's been proven that people who live in large cities are more depressed and ironically lonelier.

This is so fucking adorable user that I think that my heart stopped for a moment. Do you have any more of where that came from?

What kind of hat is she wearing? It looks cute. I think it's the same hat that Sorrel had.

do it faggot.

That and also western ukraine is a fucking shithole with a mindset of
Their women majorly look and act like prostitutes/escorts, if you're into that go ahead, but if you'd like to marry find one in the east instead so you won't need to hear how they wuz gieroys and shieet dem children were asking to be raped and impaled
pic related is % of search engine queries using ukrainian ""language""
Ukraine's modern day existence is a mistake made by Gorbachev, but you can't expect much from a peasant who suddenly became head of state

I was under the impression that players still threw a fit when shit like this was added to a game that already costs money, I guess times are changing even faster than I thought or even care to keep up anymore. I had an excuse for Blizzard because their fans gobble shit up, but this practice has been creeping in on more and more games. It's a good thing I still have older games that I can go back to and play, my worst fear is when gaming is complete and fully stream-able where you don't even own the product just pay for a timed license.

Developers and publishers know this shit has to end. I know the price of development is high and for them to really make profit they would have to price the game at $100, but people aren't going to pay for that shit if the game isn't a perfection or has great value. And the biggest problem is that peoples wages hasn't kept up either. They need to scale back down and bring back the AA market, something Sony wanted to kill early PS4 era. Which is funny because that's what most Gook developers are now doing; and price the game at 30 like I said.

This needs to happen fast before this current trend becomes normalize and the youngings grow up thinking it's normal to gamble.

Buy my record

To be fair, I think everyone knew this would flop. Everyone who likes this kind of game already plays Overwatch or Paladins. You're not going to get people to play your game by making Overwatch but worse. It's common bloody sense.

I know that this is bait but that guy in the pic is fucking retarded. The Jap industry is probably even less inventive than the western.

I remember we had a thread a year or two ago about all the upcoming CRAPCUNTS that were coming up around this time. The consensus at that time was that TF2 was just going to keep being king, but casuals were just stupid enough to fall for Overwatch and it pretty much won the CRAPCUNTS lottery.

not really. most players hate still hate that shit. its just the market is shifting towards the mobile cancer. there's been a few studies that show something like 98% of a player base for these games never buy that shit but the 2% otherwise known as whales drop hundreds if not thousands of dollars on it. they're targeting those people. basically making niche games veiled as AAA "wider audience" and its not your niche, its for addicts

so it's an universal bathroom, then

You're thinking of FCK H8. And no, just "fuck hate" written on a shirt is too professional for them, they like using extremely fucking lame insults.

Also you may know him under the name of Luke Sissyfag, which is what he legally changed his name because just being gay wasn't enough.

That's just fucking great. How the fuck do we determine when a game is made sorely for the intention of those whales? I guess the first red light has to be that the game is F2P and then whether or not it is a quality game or meant to extract shekels from you.

You can usually tell by game having microtransactions.

It's hard to tell actually, since it requires some time investment.
They never make the obnoxious parts of it easily seen in the first minutes to hook people up.
Only after about an hour or so do they start suggesting ways to level up faster or adquire cosmetics, etc.
The really dumb\bold ones still do it from the get go, saving you the time.


I don't think there was any consensus to begin with, except that CRAPCUNTS was a dumb forced meme.

The closest to a consensus that "we" got was that TF2 would keep being the stagnated 6's meta it has always been while everything else would pick the playerbase that likes to play something other than Soldier.

Out of these, Dirty Bomb got the gun autists and CS:GO wannabees, Paladins got the BRs that don't mind some bad polish just so they don't have to buy a Blizzard game and Overwatch got the hugest chunk in the market. Everything else is mostly niche.

sure is video games in here

I dont know who'd ever think tf will stay on top of anything by current year's valve standards


Putting those 3 games together is like comparing call of duty and a japanese rail shooter

TF2 doesn't really fit in it. TF2 is gonna be around as a separate entity probably way after the fad has died, as it has existed for a very long time before it came around.

It's more fun to talk about e-celebs and repost the same images in every thread. That way you don't even have to formulate your own opinion, since sharing what everyone has already seen is enough contribution.


Mechanically and aesthetically, yes. But in reality not so much.

The key feature in those games is the teamwork, team composition, tactics and positioning, something that's common in all 3 of them and the reason people pick it over TF2 or standard arena shooters.

You have the different classes that perform different roles in battle in each of those 3 games and picking the right combination of classes as well as exploiting them fully and together is what wins you games, not simply more frags and quick reaction times.

In the end, you pick either of those games more out of what kind of aesthetics you prefer and what guns\abilities you like to use, although I'll consider that Skills in Dirty Bomb play less of a role than your weapon, while Paladins is all about the Skills instead.

Maybe I'm being a bit too nitpicky here but I've always done a distinction between class based shooters (1 character = 1 archetype) and "hero shooters" (1 = archetype = several characters), especially since the former has existed for ages while the latter is -I think- relatively new.

Can you provide examples? I don't actually see what you're talking about unless you mean that now you have several characters covering the same archetype instead of just one per class.

Gee, user, I wonder why.

Don't forget, Rick & Morty co-creator Justin Roiland did a voice in the game! Clifford and Justin are clearly very, very good friends!

This is what I meant, sorry if that wasn't clear.
I am merely spitballing here but what I consider class based shooters are games where you have a set number of archetypes, which all correspond to only one character and no other additional characters to those archetypes get added in the lifespan of the game.
For example : TF2 has only one medic, Dirty Bomb has several of them (Sawbonez, Aura, Sparks), Overmeme has several of them and so on and so forth. TF2 has only one engineer, Dirty Bomb has several of them (Bushwacker, Fletcher, Proxy). Essentially, Monday Night Combat would be a class based shooter while Super Monday Night Combat would fall under Hero Shooter or CRAPCUNTS.

What I'd consider class based shooters :
Team Fortress
Return to Castle Wolfenstein : Enemy Territory
Enemy Territory : Quake Wars
Battlefield
Killing Floor

CRAPCUNTS :
Overmeme
Paladins
Evolve
Cliff Bazinga's Restroom Simulator
Dirty Bomb
Super Monday Night Combat
if you are being lenient with the definition : Rainbow Six : Siege

I'm aware this may look like a way to complicate things even more but I've always done the distinction instinctively because of the history of both "genres".

Wait, is it out? Can someone compare the player count with battleborn?

so bad there's no r34?

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I played the closed beta back in june/july and the game was absolutely great. imagine arena shooters like unreal tournament mixed in with casual overwatch elements.

it sounds stupid but somehow it works. combat moves at a perfect speed (you don't instantly die but enemies are not bullet sponges) and gun play is intensely satisfying. but no, there needed to be cool downs on all of your abilities.

the game is a solid 8/10 with friends and a weak 7/10 solo. however


heres one: all of the game modes are team based but if you go solo you are rolling the die to see if your team is competent. meaning that its less skill based and more if you're lucky to be on a good team

another one: awful quotes and characters, no option to change them

it could be /radcorp/ tier with a higher player count and some more time

So is he confirming there are only two genders? :^)

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We wuz kuweenz n shiet

I'm letting siege off the hook because it doesn't use cooldowns save for 1 character and I'm biased because i like it.

That's a bit arbitrary though isnt it? The demoman and solider are both explosives classes that can use said explosives to achieve high mobility, but the demoman has the ability to set traps and the soldier has a shotgun. How are those different archetypes, but The Veteran (hook character, focused on grappling and close quarters combat) and Cheston (high mobility, hit and run midrange bruiser) the same because they get placed under the heading "Enforcer"?


I don't have to, because I actually play them :^)

It's just a faster game than some of the competition. You fags need to stop comparing everything to Quake and UT.

pls answer I need to know

While, there's some fun to be had with the movement mechanics they added to the game…

Gimbal lock is a bitch and will fuck you over all the time, there's a reason space shooters solve this ASAP and other shooters don't revolve so much around vertical engagement. Vertical movement sure, but always horizontal engagement.

Every match is a Wraith spam fest if you want to win, everything else pales in comparison. They have the best movement and burst damage with very little downsides and very versatile weapons to boot.
Balance simply isn't a thing in the game.

On the other hand, you have the rocket launcher bloke that's utter shit unless you can land airshots in a game where everyone flies around at mach 3.
This wouldn't be so bad, just requires a lot of skill to get good at, but he's competing against every other class including a cowboy with an hitscan revolver for more than half your health.

I usually like class-based shooters a lot for the diverse playstyles you get but this game placed no though in balance or where each class fits. Dirty Bomb is a masterpiece of game design when compared to this and DB is only decent.

My only problem with this and most other modern online only shooters is that I have no intention to pay any money for them.


That's a risk, and honestly in my adult life I just don't have the time to play something that requires me to get good all over again by playing hours and hours of it with shitters online.

I can play TF2, a game that I've already played for hundreds of hours, I'm already good at, is still getting consistent updates, that I still like and that above everything else is completely free and that I know has no social justice bullshit in it.
Why the fuck would I switch to something else, the experience is gonna be exactly the same, no online only shooter is gonna be revolutionary, we're way past making new stuff, nowadays it's just all iteration.

Who comes up with these things?!

Do you actually have much experience playing arena shooters, or is this just your way of saying the game is fast paced?

meant for

First time I heard it was here on Holla Forums, I think an user from here coined it

Nice understanding of genetics here, champ.

I think he is saying that this game adds elements from assfaggots like overwatch

Worded that poorly,I meant "like overwatch did"

So disregard the overused, often baseless analogy to arena shooters then?

can someone with a fake twitter account please berate him for this? Call him cis for not denying your your existence or something

I had a huge problem with this before i found out you can shoot your gun behind you to steer yourself. but then that means you have to use abilities to fight instead of using guns in no-grav

everything else you said though was true.


-movement based
-extremely skill based, regardless of your class you can win any 1v1 matchup except maybe against a wraith
and finally
-fast paced

i meant:
-pickups don't matter
-class system with preset loadouts

they both have objective based modes. overwatch and lawbreakers require more teamwork than most arena shooters.

Christ I have nightmares about broken stairways like that.

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Have you actually played one of those arena shooters you claim Lawbreakers is based on, mr. bleszinski?

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I legit wasn't thinking anything wrong about that ladder before i read post.

i don't see an argument to refute here, just of your opinions

outside of deathmatch try playing some capture the flag or some king of the hill. again, no argument


see this vid, in lawbreakers you don't have a preset loadout instead of having to pickup a weapon and pickup ammo like in arena shooter

not him but demoman can bounce grenades and set traps, he is the only class good at killing you while you have no line of sight to the source of the damage, although soilder is also capable in a much more limited capacity
the soilder can take on any threat at any range with his rocket launcher, and thanks to his shotgun can send out damage in all types except fire
basically the soldier is a generalist where as the demoman was intended to be very good at a specific thing, demo is far stronger then originally intended in other areas but reddit complains every time they nerf him so…

fuck i meant in lawbreakers you DO have a preset loadout instead of having to pickup weapons and ammo like you do in an arena shooter

That's not how this shit works.
The central component of an arena shooter is map control, and it's like that because there is shit on the map to control, in this case pickups.
What is there to control on the maps of Lawbreakers since you spawn in with all your weapons? Gender-neutral bathrooms?

I thought video games were banned on Monkey Island.

Those are euros you plonker

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I thought video games were banned in the Great Caliphate of Eurabia.

Everybody point at him and laugh

Read it properly this time faggot. You don't have item control in lawbreakers, which is the core of AFPS. You're just comparing it because it has speed abilities (on a fucking cooldown no less), which paladins and overcuck also have. Titanfall 2 is closer to Quake, and I wouldnt describe it as being decently comparable to AFPS' because it still doesnt share their core mechanics

I'm suggesting AFPS are MORE team dependent in team modes than a game where your loadout/health shit is figured out for you, and a similar, slower game where one ult can wipe out a team.

also
top fucking kek


The point is that they're more similar than two characters with entirely disparate options (one has explosives, one doesn't, one is hit and run, the other requires extensive LOS/close range, one is slow, the other is extremely mobile) and so the relatively small differences between demo and soldier should also count when dealing with much more obvious and larger differences

He's a gud boy.


This is nauseating to look at.Why do I find diversity acceptable in some games like Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat/etc. and not in others like this?

Because you can tell when it's done to check off a box
And also probably because those designs range from boring to ass+make liberal use of tumblr hair

I dont know about you but I thinks its more that they just look like shit and the fighting games dont (newer mortal combat does look like shit though)
I will say in their favor that despite looking like shit the silhouettes are different enough, poor silhouetteing is the worst

objectives of course. the game literally had an open beta but you didn't even play it for free.

source? are you serious user? its movement not map control. look at quakecon duels, where both players try to predict where the other is. sure pickups facilitate the moment and the level design helps but the biggest factor is the fact that both players move extremely fast.

also remember that lawbreakers is not an arena shooter and I just compared it to one. my comparison still stands.


read above
lawbreakers is structured around movement abilities and movement, the cooldowns fucking suck though

what? when your character can wipe out a team with one button press like d'vas ult you need to have a team set that up. in capture the flag you can get the flag yourself if you are good enough. when we played xonotic on a game night we had one dude take the flag by himself against a team of 4. of course I was on the team of 4 and couldn't stop him at all. slower games allow more tactical play, this is a simple fact.

I agree with you that this is a team based game mode

You need to aim D.va's ult for it to actually be useful. There is a certain degree of strategy to it's use like waiting til your really low on health before using it (since people don't expect you to ult when you're fighting, they expect you to throw your mech at them) or combining it with a less useful ult like Zarya's.

also it can be blocked by Mei's icewall and Reinhardt's shield and basically any wall on the map so it's not a true "i win button" like a lot of people claim it is.

Holy fuck you're retarded

also


We're still ultimately setting the bar very low here. OW ults are overtuned so that casuals can teamwipe other casuals until they figure out the specific tool that's needed to mostly or entirely counter the ult.

Oh shit, was that (one of the instances of) me going fast like in webm?
To be honest, I wouldn't be able to pull that off against a coordinated and similarly skilled team i.e a dedicated base defense that's accustomed to the speed in the game or would at least lay down mines. It's not like we had or could feasibly have matchmaking to make sure the teams are even in terms of skill.

as someone who tried playing this shitty game this man is half right, it is not an "I win button in the sense that it kills the whole enemy team that is true, but it completely destroys any fortification or grouping, you team can operate in the area unmolested because the other team had to scramble away, and the enemy team also got shot in the back while they were running
he also forgot to mention that forced movement works on it, roadhog can hook it and reinhart can charge it, both are suicide but charging it is infinity more useful the blocking it
high noon is also like this, but you can actually stop it unlike divas ult

It's rare when playing with a team that actually knows what they're doing that D.va's ult actually does kill most of the entire team unless it's combined with something else. (Zarya's, Mei etc). It really is more useful if you want to get them to spread out really fast while you're pushing. Otherwise if you just use it out of the blue it won't really do much.

In terms of McCree's ult it's really only useful if you coordinate your team to attack them all at once and then flank them. Since then they won't know where it's coming from. Otherwise you will get wasted really fast without using it. It also has tons of weaknesses, like if a genji deflects at the right time you instantly die.

I can't believe they actually released this fucking game.

Shit like that still pales in comparison to Mercy's ult

imagine if being killed by reaper left you un rezzable because he eats souls, that would be a rad detail in a shitty game but if you filled it with enough rad details it would be less shitty

Mercy is one of those character's that's really hard to balance. Like just a few months back she was seen as a very underwhelming character because her ult didn't keep her invincible upon use. Now she's seen as broken because they patched that in. It's more than likely she's going to get reworked in an upcoming patch

They actually patched out the whole "reaper eats souls" thing because he was barely being used and couldn't really hold his own in a fight despite being a guy with shotguns. Since you were only rewarded with a health boost if you managed to kill an enemy. Instead they gave him a buff so that when he hits an enemy he gets some health back, so he can now go toe to toe with roadhog and win a lot of the time.

They nerfed the Wraiths health, damage and movement

Mercy is hard to balance because her resurrection mechanic flies in the face of one of the basic rules of FPS: when you die, you suffer whatever the game's punishment for getting killed.
Even in games where on-the-spot revives are a thing, they tend to be balanced out by having the target come back with little health so they need more healing, forcing the medic through a time-consuming process to revive, only allowing one revive per use of the ability, or even all three.
Mercy's ult brings back allies at full health with extra invincibility time, in a large area, with only 1 second of cast time during which she is invincible.
This is on top of heals that make quick fix medics in TF2 jealous, and can also beef up damage like the kritzkrieg uber, as well as health regen which begins after 1 second of not taking damage, in case the invincible 1 second cast time plus extra invulnerability on her ult wasn't bad enough.
How is this not complete low-skill horseshit?

Did Bitchinski actually made anything of value in his entire fucking life or is he just a mouthbreather riding other people's coattails?

First rate American education, mate.

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You lose, Holla Forums.

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Drats!

vee btfo guise

Shit, I guess I better hire hundreds and hundreds of pajeets to write negative reviews.

About time I got a chance to put those 200 proxies to good use.

One punch on the jaw and he is crying like a bitch.

When will summer end?


Overshills on suicide watch!

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Why do games now a days look so dead and bland? The color looks bland, the models look bland the whole design too. Even characters look like they don't wanna be there.

I actually have no problems for the model if this weren't supposed to be a crapcunts with different and distinguishable characters

Why are her eyebrows so thick? She looks like Kurtz from Apocalypse Now.

Can't offend anyone
Can't exclude anyone
Everything must be bland and sterile to appeal to the most amount of people at once

What is this fat ass famous for? I know he's just another failure at life e-celeb like all the others but whenever this guy shows up everybody says he's super nice/don't make fun of boogie xoxo!!xd Who the fuck is he?

This looks like budget XCOM:EU

woah dude you're fitting in really well

More people using a vidcard optimizer utility then playing Law Breakers.

Do you think he'll jump off a cliff?

Boring people make boring games. I guarantee you not a single person on this games bloated development team could hold a single interesting conversation to save their lives.

Boogie's alter ego, Francis is some fat dude that rants about video games. Also card games and table flips. Also you are a nigger.

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She's asian.

It's tracking well below half of Battleborn, holy moly.

Damn you're right


He became e-famous with some shit. Now he talks his days about being fat and trying about that, he's done that for years and years.

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okay 'never evolved" is a big extreme but throughout all of history all a woman has to do to find a mate is just exist. All the men would kill one another to get the women and all the women had to do is wait for the alpha males to show up. the weakest men would fail and not reproduce and even the weakest women would get some dick eventually just by waiting around.

All of their faces are really unattractive. If they are going for minorities, at least make them all look like their attractive selves and not so ugly. I mean I'm sure there's pretty asian girls and nigger women that don't have gigantic noses.

Making them look pretty is just going to piss off the people he's trying to please. The Tumblr crowd hates anything that isn't unattractive like them.

Now I might be wrong but if character modeling is anything like traditional drawing, it actually takes more effort to make an ugly character than an attractive one because it would mean more polygons/strokes. This is going out of ones way to make characters less attractive for the sole purpose of trying to get brownie points from people who STILL DO NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES

I played the game.
Would be fine if every character was hitscan.
Would be fine if every character was projectile based.
Would be fine if everycharacter could have massive acceleration.

Instead you have shit like the wraith zipping around and killing dudes, you have that jetpack bitch that lets you fly around for 2 seconds before running out of fuel (WTF) and you have the "giant" classes (only two) that have movement that's perfect for normal grav… and fucking bugs out in no-grav. Sometimes sprinting (yeah, sprinting is a SPESHUL SKILL here) will make you fall down to the ground faster than the mother of Cliffy B dropped him, sometimes it sends you flying at a weird direction. And the other class had some kind of "hulk smash" for movement (wat) that performs even worse in no-grav. No wonder people didn't use them.
That's a tank? You call that a fucking tank? Getting two shotted even with the special ability?

And I fucking love one of the cosmetics: you buy footprints. If you kick someone and kill them with it, they get that footprint stuck on their deathscreen.
How fucking hardcore are we, uh guys?
Can you imagine the jokes?
"You got stomped, rofl XD"

The worst part is that there IS indeed a fun game in there. Slower classes are clearly more suited to defense areas where there's gravity. Their abilities and weapons DO give them an edge and the gravity gimps some of the other classes. Some of the guns are cool concepts and the assassin is pretty fun to play with if you weren't fighting other assassins all the fucking time. There's so many good ideas here, and everyone of them was executed as terrible as it was inhumanly possible. Holy fuck, not even Fallout 4 squandered this much potential. Not even evolve. Not even fucking Bad Rats. This is a catastrophe of a game.

Should add that I didn't buy it, played the beta.
I remember the first few hours I actually thought about buying it. Then wraiths kept doing their thing. Then the grav-wonkyness with the Titan and Guardian did it's own thing. Then Cliffy did SEVERAL things and I thought "maybe I'll buy it for 15€ or so".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shit trips. Go read up on k\r selection so you understand the point of women and stop embarassing yourself.
Tip: they are the adjudicators that get to decide who's the best male. They strive for quality while you strive for quantity (as if…)

If you want to base your opinion on women solely on the biological aspects of reproduction, than that's what they are supposed to be and that's far more than "just exist".
If they pick a shitty mate, they risk their lives and their offspring. Their life is constant struggle against other females to get the attention of the biggest strongest male they can find, even more so in k selection, and seeing through the bullshit of beta's while avoiding omega's.


The cunt with the jetpack recharges said jumppack by shooting at people, so the longer you can keep shooting people, the more you can fly. Don't recall but I think she also gets a big boost on kills for an easy get away or to keep mobile.

Time To Kill is also trash for a game like, fights are shorter than the respawning time, no fun in killing or being killed so fast.

Let's not exagerate. Evolve was outright a bad idea from start and they should have known better, specially since it would have been so easy to make it an actually good game and it ended up being the lamest attempt at e-sports ever.
At least Lawbreakers actually works as a game, unlike Evolve.


Also that. Wraiths are outright best everything and their burst damage means that not even tanks can stop them. There's no balance to the game so everyone is gonna play wraith or lose. The game isn't even out and there's already a stagnant shitty boring meta.

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Fights as in objective slugfests?
Because if the fight to lock down an objective is over at the first kill then Cliffy fucked up.

I know. That was one of the many ideas they got wrong. Let me explain.
You get 2 seconds of flight time. Then you get an atuomatic cannon that gets more accurate (and shoots faster) the longer you keep the trigger held. In theory, you can lock on someone, keep the trigger held and gain fuel to keep pursuing them.
This is a great idea to reward good aiming and chasing skills.
In practice, the values are fucked. If you miss 30% to 40% of your shots, you won't have enough fuel to pursue them. You'll lose t hem behind a column or another obstale right as your cannon is starting to get accurate. The guy turns a corner, picks a healthpack (he has enough time and health remaining since your cannon is an innacurate piece of shit in the first 2 seconds of firing see a pattern?).
He then turns around. Or heck, another of his teammates shows up. What do you get?
You're behind enemy lines, no fuel, gun is half-empty and you're fucked 7 days till sunday because lol, no escape and lol no ammo.

It's shit like this that kept pissing me off over and over again. This WAS a good idea. A great fucking idea. But the balance is so far out the window the class ends up being useless. For fuck sake, I played against an aimbotter using her and even the fucking aimbot couldn't make her good enough to deal with half the other classes.

I saw that they nerfed. Just checked some videos about it. Aparently it's one of those nerfs where the dev pats itself on the back while the players realize shit is still OP and still required to win so nothing changed.

Evolve was an idea. Big monster vs 4 hunters. It didn't grew from there. That's all I can point fault at it. It was that one thing and they expected people to play hours upon hours of the same thing. Even Minecraft has more variety. But hey, that idea? They delivered and it was relatvily balanced. Even when it wasn't, they tried to. There was an attempt. A carboard yellow star for effort.
The e-sports was pathetic, but I'm not gonna judge the game for it. Gameplay wise, Evolve tried.

Compara that to Cliff outright saying "Balance? Nah, we haven't balanced anything. I don't think we will ever, lol".
Lo and behold, the wraith needs to be balanced. To no effect it seems.

Maybe in caveman times where that was beneficial but onw women have that same decisive power but man has socially coddled them to a point where they can make massive amount of decisions despite giving nothing back to society whatsoever. Complete bottom-feeders now breed like rabbits and healthier., smarter and stronger individuals don't breed until later in age because of the time it takes to achieve ideal standards for healthy child raising.

It would still be correct to say that the alphas of the bottom feeders are still winning the most mates but this is still behavior that was enabled by betas and women in the first place.

Look at how confident that man is, I bet he lets other men fuck his partner and he doesn't even get jealous.

One of the maps had a ball in the middle (voice by the same guy that voices rick from Rick&Morty).
It's Bombing Run from UT2k4 without the "jumping throught hoop nets more points. Or passing the ball.
Here's how that match usually went:

That's not even the worst gamemode:
This lead to a funny and pathetic situation:
One point is closer to the spawn of one team, the other point to the spawn of the enemy team and one smack in the middle
shit got ridiculous in the last days of the beta. People started rushing the mid with 5 guys all the time and after a few hours, games would turn out into a sort of hightower situation because the fight never fucking stopped in the middle. The other two points would be forgotten because if you lost control of the middle point, you'd essentially lose. You HAD to have 4 guys there and keep them there. IF you didn't, you'd just kill them if they tried to take your initial point, NEVER TAKE YOUR FIRST POINT to avoid them scoring the two they already have and fight to secure the middle again before capping your point and proceeding with the match.
If you think this shit is boring as the defender, try looking at it from the attacker:
you capped 2 points, they're not capping the the first to prevent the match from resolving faster, you have to get there. But you can't lose control of the middle. So one or two of your team goes there and fights 1/2 vs 5. They get swatted like flies killing one of them. The 4 survivors advance to you, injured and you kill 3 before dying. But your "front line attackers" already respawned, reached the middle and kill the guy. They sit there for a couple of seconds until the rest of the team rejoins middle.
Rinse and fucking repeat.

I don't remember ANY other game causing this much fucking stalemates, EVER.
Not even fucking 2fort was this bad.
At least the matches had a timer, thank god.

Fucking this!
This game has even worse balancing than Overwatch since the highly mobile offensive classes are viable in every game mode while all the others are niche picks.
The titan and juggernaut were obviously designed for defence/area denial and have no mobility in low gravity zones meaning wraiths, gunslingers, assassins and vanguards shit all over them, while the support classes sit somewhere in the middle of the two extremes.

is that article even real?
I can't even find the article, only the same image.

I don't think it's real, but you know, Poe's Law.

It was from gawker
thecuck.please use archive.is/

whoops, not sure about that particular article though
archive.is/ipYKE

street fighter are exaggerations and fun stereotypes e.g. guile, dhalsim, zangief

these things we see from this game could be at your local dmv service counter; there's nothing fun or iconic about them, though you can tell they tried with their stupid haircuts

Unless this gets massive sales in europe and russia I don't think it's gonna go down well.
Playerbase is already declining after reaching 3k

"It all… returns… to nothing…"

wow…
is releasing game on monday such a good idea? how about friday evening, so people actually CAN play it

How to make games fast:
1. take old game
2. add number to end (i.e. first game is Gayme, your new game is Gayme 2, etc.)
3. ???
4. pretend u profit

He's an intellectual who has a wife and a wife's black friend.

The reason the jetpack thing has such limited ammo is because you're intended to bunnyhop to keep all of that momentum instead of having jetpack on at all times. Keep in mind this game has UT-style airstrafing due to the engine.

Someone please post the images where hes being 14/88 and talking about how he eats so nigger can't.

The salt mining begins

I love how half the population just cant ever seem to admit they made a mistake and instead double down in their stupidity.

Looks like the PissPoor version is unplayable.

Holy shit why are they so fucking obnoxious about this? All you have to do is choose to play as the Gunslinger and you are pretty much guaranteed to anally rape anyone who attempts to kill you. The game is a piece of dogshit with HUD made for consoles. Requires no skill whatsoever.

N-NANI?!?

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What's her role? Is she a damage dealer? Do the orbs heal teammates or fire lasers? What does the gun shoot?
This character's visuals tells me nothing except that the diversity quota was achieved. Same goes for the others, although I'm certain that the amputee to the right literally springs at you with swords out.
Even TF2 characters decked out in cosmetics have clues as to what they do.

drm free console master race thankfully has even less incentive to play this shitty game. let it rot on steam where it belongs, kept alive by steam sales.

Funny, normally people here are complaining how shooters nowadays all try to have quirky and colorful characters,

Mind you, those people are fucking idiots.

"""""diverse"""""" shooters are a disgusting fad

I bet the English was too complicated for the pajeet shills on that forum to catch on and deflect it.

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JUST

Except the characters in Lawbreakers are supposed to be colourful and quirky but come off as tryhard and edgy.

I disliked the idea of Titan classes at first, but it grew on me when I tried them out with their combos and shit.
I'll never get tired of luring an enemy titan into a narrow corridor and then melting them with gas cannister and firewall combo.

i hate these buzzwords. these characters aren't edgy and they aren't even tryhard. Edgy would be doing something that the game journos aren't demanding for that doesn't reek of design-by-committee, with the fetid stench of an absent inspiration. These aren't tryhard. All they're trying to do is appease the journos and their industry friends who would praise them for making characters that are truly diverse™ instead of actually being unique and fun. They're so bland and inoffensive and lacking in any semblance of creativity and ultimately these monstrosities lack any identity what-so-ever. Tell me, I'm sure you've seen the image, can you recall anything? The best I can get is the hair but I'll be honest, I can't even remember the fucking color of it. I saw those images just 30 minutes ago and I'm drawing a fucking blank. I haven't played TF2 in 5 years and I can still recall the iconic team pose and each characters expression and posture.

This shit? It's not edgy. It's not tryhard. It's fake and shallow and lame.

No, they just don't come off as having any flavor by virtue of being designed by the Gearbox diversity committee instead of actual fucking character designers.

Isn't that a reflection of Cliffy B's entire career?

I dont even play TF2 nor am I interested in the game yet I still have a picture in my mind of how they look. Its funny how the more they chase diversity, the more identity they lose.