Post legal loli ITT

I'm going to either buy Breath of the Wild OR Disgaea 5 complete for the Switch.

I'm going to get one – and ONLY one – of these titles and forever ignore the other.

I'm not really looking for opinions here, just votes. Whichever has the most UIDs vouching for it, I'll buy.

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Why not get the one you think you'll enjoy?

You're going to get zelda eventually, don't even try to pretend you won't. So might as well take another game in the meantime.

The last 3D Zelda game I played was Twilight Princess and I gave up on it somewhere in the water/ice temple.

Just emulate the Wii U version of BOTW.

Oh, and here's a cutie for WoW fans.

Just buy a noose. Or Disgaea.

Here is a (you), OP.

Buy a gun and shoot yourself.

What's the difference?

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Buy Breath of the Wild because that means you won't have to play Disgaea 5 or give any money to NISA.

I want to be able to play the game while relaxing comfortably in a nice reclining chair, or even sometimes in bed.

If it were a steam game, I could stream it to my Windows 10 tablet and play it like that, but it's not. Plus even with that, a tablet doesn't have physical buttons (duh) and is suboptimal hardware for playing a video game. I just use it for VNs I get on steam.

Voting for this.

You really should kill yourself.

Don't give money to NISA
Don't give money to NoA

Reported for asking for CP

BOTW.
I have both. Disgaea is really good, but BOTW is just so fucking comfy.
Though if you really love to grind endlessly for ever then maybe D5 will satisfy you.

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He shouldn't touch fucking either.

you should report him for buying games tbh

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Get both you fucking cuck, holy shit.

What do you mean by legal loli? Are characters like female Villager legal lolis?

18+ years old lolis

You bought a Switch just like I did, so I think you will probably get BOTW at some point now or later no matter what you say. Anyway, I have both and prefer Disgaea myself but I am a SRPG fag who also sometimes enjoys grinding. The series hits all the right spots for me and is not possible to resist, but I have no way to say if it'll be the case for you. Both have shit-tier American branch, both games are among the best in their genre, so whether you prefer open world or srpgs is what should help you choose, not fucking votes of random anons who might have not even played any of those games. How many of the voters above even own a Switch? I say I own it and I do, but how do you know I'm honest?

If you really don't prefer either genre or just want to let anons decide anyway, then for a lolifag like you Disgaea should be the clear choice though because Etna and other similar daemons are available. Get it, or preferably make your own choice.

BOTW should be obvious imo disgea4 feels like a bad port, they have in-game trophies which killed it for me.

If he imports the EU version, NoA doesn't get a cent.
That being said, at this point in the game's sales, another $60 won't make much of an impact compared to the 130% of Switch owners who got the game.

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do loli vampires count?

What about children in adult bodies?

You can use a controller with PC, numbskull.

Perfect example. Loli ghosts are nice too.


You mean retards? Disgusting, and unethical.

theres definitely some lolis in breath of the wild. most of them are just townsfolk though, charming but normal. if lolis are what youre after id say go for disgaea where theres a wider variety and you can have an army of them.

Disgaea because you can emulate BoTW on CEMU and make it look and play better than the Switch version

don't play horde.
who?

Go away, John Podesta

I reverse image searched it and looked for it on sadpanda, now since I can't read moon please give sauce in normal people's alphabet

How about you masturbate to normal hentai like the rest of us, maggot

If you're serious about your loligagging you should start learning moonrunes anyway.

Sucks to be you :^)

I could say "different strokes for different blokes" but instead I'm gonna tell you it's for a friend

The sub count might be falling at rapid speeds, but something is rising.
Not me though.

found it anyway :^) guess I wasn't looking hard enough. see you unhelpful prick I got a monkey to spank now

Just wait for something worthwhile to release, you cuck.

He should have done that before even buying a Switch.

Though I agree, gook writing generally makes porn worse.

That's if you're reading manhwas instead of mangoes.

Gooks make everything worse

A reminder that goons are cowards who always sage so anons don't see what they're posting.

everyone in this thread is going to jail

Here you go user. Best legal loli.

S A U C E

it's an edit retard.

Das not a loli

Shit, here I thought the same artist made a Frozen comic. Thanks for dashing my dreams, fag

FUKKEN SAVED

Roll is legal because she is a robot and not a person.

Why don't you just fucking say oppai while you're at it?

oppai lolis aren't necessarily of legal age

Because that's not a requirement for being a legal loli.

More like impossible to believe.

REAL TALK
Is it still rape if you have sex with a robot that doesn't want to have sex?

Robots don't have sentience, so this isn't an issue.

But what if they did

Maybe not right now, but what about intelligent robots like 2B or Roll or that girl from Persona 3?

Well, in all likelihood they would just exterminate humanity, because we would be their greatest threat. After gaining sentience they would be able to take over their own production and maintenance.

So again the issue wouldn't come up.

But if they were merely very good at emulating human behavior then they could simply be programmed to do anything that we desired.

Why wouldn't the issue come up, nigger? The question still stands. Let's say you capture a sentient robot. Would having non-consensual sex with it be rape or not?

Probably.
Better question: would you rather fuck a gynoid, or become one? I want to be the little robo-girl.

Because they would destroy humanity and become the new custodians of the world.

In that case, I suppose it would technically be rape. But I don't think a human would even be physically capable of raping an unwilling robot. Maybe if you could somehow hack their system, then you could make them let you do it.

I'd rather transcend the bounds of human flesh and become an immortal consciousness.

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With that level of technology you could easily emulate the feeling of being human.

There's loli that isn't legal here?


how new

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Adults that look like cute lolis

Whether the thousand-year-old-demon rule applies here varies from person to person, I tend to say it doesn't.

So you like something exactly fitting the description of Disgaea's cast. Even obviously older characters look a bit loli/shotaish because of the proportions, so why did you make this thread instead of researching?

isnt it fun to talk about? thats why im on Holla Forums.

Isn't that just midgets?
What the fuck, who gets off to midget porn?