So I learned about some weird accesories recently and thought this might be an interesting thread. Post weird accessories or lesser known ones.
The one that specifically baffles me is the Rez vibrator. Made solely for the PS2 version of Rez, it seems the only use of this thing was, well, for masturbatory purposes. Any of you degenerates ever own one?
found an interesting article about a gamurgrill that tried it out. Pic related.
Logan Watson
that better not be a kid
James Allen
Apparently there was a biosensor for the N64. One would attach it to one's finger or dick I guess and certain games would change according to your heart rate. Apparently Tetris was compatible. Apparently the GBA had a TV tuner as well, though it baffles me as to whom would watch TV on such a small device with such shitty sound.
Nope I played the Rez HD port with controller vibration instead
Wyatt Jenkins
Apparently the PC engine had something similar. Pic related. Apparently bass sounds would be amplified though the cushion for non sexual reasons I suppose
Justin Lopez
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Michael Stewart
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Gavin Smith
Other interesting finds. Cant find much regarding the SP add on, but apparently the wonderswan had a gps addon. Not only that but there was a pacman game in the works that never saw the light of day, that would use the gps and make, well, I guess your neighbourhood as a pacman level.
Jason Wilson
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Henry Hernandez
Had a shitty speaker, not helped by the audio being generated by the CPU itself if I'm remembering right. Quality goes up dramatically playing in an emulator or on a real system with headphones.
That'd be damned cool, actually. 'Specially if you live inner-city or anywhere else with shit-tons of twists and turns because of the building design.
Alexander Fisher
I guess Tokyo commuters would like to watch TV if they got bored of playing games.
Jason Gutierrez
In Japan, if a "ghost" catches you, you get sent to the fantasy world. The ghosts are all named Truck-san.
Hunter Walker
a friend of mine actually had one of these, it was probably a very neat idea back then
Sebastian Gomez
Would still be a neat idea if commercial solar batteries were worth a goddamn.
Samuel Campbell
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Christopher Bailey
fuck off you stupid faggot
Mason Jackson
is that solar power for the OG gameboy? That is pretty cool
Matthew Thompson
Isn’t this the one that the one “comic” artist drew his underage daughter masturbating with?
Reported. All faggots will be executed.
Jaxon Scott
I had one of these. I'd just leave the thing outside during the summer then play the games at night on the porch with a light on. Comfy as fuck.
Easton Torres
jesus christ, first I'm hearing of this.
noice
Also found this, don't know if its technically an accessory but it sure as hell is ridiculous. The wheel is like the plastic one that came with the Wii where one inserts their wii remote. There must be some autist here who had one
Jaxon Gutierrez
I got about 3 hours out of it on a car trip and then it never worked again. Still have it somewhere.
The handy gear turns your game gear in to an xbox sized handheald. It was pretty well designed though.
Landon Jones
What was the point of the handy gear though?
lewd
Wyatt Gonzalez
I cannot understand how a just vibrating box had ever passed QA. Seriously what did people think would happen with that?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
I remember reading the Rez/Trance Vibrator wikipedia article many years ago and it linked to that article. Some quotes from it.
Pretty soon the levels and the images onscreen were just a faint blur to me. I knocked off my glasses and leaned back. I was in a daze. From far away, it seemed, I could hear Justin saying things like, "I made it to the next level!" and "This is cool!" but I was lost in my own little trance vibrating world. We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That's my favorite."
Now, let me confess that this is not the first time that I've used a game component to, er, stimulate myself physically. Ever since they invented the whole rumble pack/vibrating technology in controllers, it's been on my mind, and sometimes in my practice (fellow game girls, you know what I'm talking about). The thing is, though, it's often frustrating since the vibrations are not nice and steady, but sporadic. Also I found it's tough to actually play the game and use the controller in nasty ways at the same time. I did discover that Halo was a pretty good game for this (although for not much else), because as the gunner in the Warthog, you have unlimited ammo and you can just park yourself somewhere and rat-tat-tat to your heart's content. Another issue, and one not solved by the Xbox controller, is the shape of the device - less than ideal. That's why I was so excited by Rez's trance vibrator, since it seems to have no other purpose than to act as a masturbatory aid. Its shape is pretty nice, it can slip easily under your skirt or in your panties, it comes with a protective "glove" which you can wash, and it emits a regular pulsating rhythm that gets ever more intense and thrilling the deeper you go into the game. Damn, by the end I was writhing on the floor! Synesthesia indeed.
Brother had that, as a kid it was pretty cool. Though looking back it's absolutely ridiculous looking. The magnifier had lights in it, and I think there was space for GB carts in the bottom of it.
Angel Jenkins
They knew goddamned well what was going to happen with that, they just couldn't come right out and say it without getting the prudes riled up. If they could have legally done so, I'm sure they would have packed in a few doses of ecstasy while they were at it - since that's obviously the experience the developers intended.
David Phillips
Maybe it gave it an hour of battery life. Those things took 6 AAs and still ran out really fast.
Joseph Nguyen
supposedly, one had to put the vibrator into one's pocket and aid immersion I guess? Even so, the article here points out the accessory is packaged with a re-washable plastic glove, so, yeah, they clearly knew what they were doing with this game.
Elijah Myers
google did that
Nathaniel Gomez
It is a thing. Not really gaems but a thing.
Aiden Flores
Just unearthed mine to refresh my memory. Storage for 2 games and, more importantly, bigger batteries for longer gaming marathons.
Eli Murphy
I used the Game Gear TV Tuner until they shut off the analog signal. That shit was the best.
Aaron Turner
The GBA had some glucose meter that rewarded you for checking you blood by unlocking minigames.
James Robinson
ftfy
Ethan Mitchell
Shit mate, wasn't that like a 3inch screen? How could you seen anything?
Kek. I remember reading about this or watching a video, I'm not entirely sure. Apparently the dude that produced the game or developed it? had a son with diabetes. So the game was made so his son (and all kids with diabetes) would remember to check their blood more often.
Grayson Parker
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Jaxson Long
Fuck. I don't suppose you have a video of that?
Camden Morales
sadly no
Brayden Nelson
Congratulations on finding an article that's older than the internet.
Jason Richardson
Holy shit you faggots
Asher Fisher
get some bulk and fill your own caps you fucking pleb, unless of course you enjoy not knowing what the fuck is in your drugs. russian roulette is fun right?
Jacob Gonzalez
you fucking dumbshit, it's not an actual glove for your hand.
"glove" is in quotes, it's just a square black pouch for the unit itself. source:have one
Bentley Sanders
Because OBVIOUSLY that's a picture he took and not just a random find off of google images.
You need to lay off the drugs, buddy, they're clearly frying your grey matter.
Eli Perry
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Matthew Foster
Where did he say the glove was for your hand?
Christopher Kelly
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Jason Sanchez
It was just a case to protect the game gear from being dropped or getting water or sand in it and it had a magnifying glass on the screen window. I like things that fit comfy over other things
Angel Wright
he said it was plastic, whereas the actual glove is felt, or felt-like.
Lincoln White
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William Jackson
I feel like that's more cute than it should be, for some reason.
Ian Sullivan
The "personality change" you get from LSD is literal brain damage.
Juan Taylor
Thats so you don't get the fluids directly on the unit while providing soft felt goodness
Matthew Nelson
Ah, so not only are you illiterate, you're belligerent. Got it.
Brayden Rodriguez
Reminder that Rez just got a PC port today. And fuck whoever tagged this is Steam archive.is/f6isH
Drugcucks leave >>>/ovens/
Gavin Rivera
that is pretty dope. For what console is it?
Fucking knew some degenerate here would have one. Post webm of you using it, pls.
Zachary Reyes
I'm rather partial to this PS2 controller.
Looks like the N64 but there's other versions too.
Ian Rivera
Might want to take another look at the picture, user.
Mason Hughes
ARE YOU A BUCKFUCKER JOHNNY?!
Kevin White
Shouldn't the cable be on the opposite end?
Elijah Wood
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Tyler Gonzalez
It's a Dreamcast controller. All of the cables are on the wrong end.
Daniel Ward
…it even has that groove to redirect the fucking cable, so they KNEW it was stupid when they were designing it.
Just wow.
Jackson Mitchell
What happened to that one guy on Holla Forums that was building a gamecbe (maybe) controller that was shaped like the evangelion mech trigger controller?
Gavin Robinson
This is a great looking controller.
Blake Harris
The primary purpose is to clip the end (after you wrap the cord around the controller) so that it doesn't come undone. Like a traditional vacuum cord (not the ones with the internal wheel), except the clip is on the controller and not on the cord.
Xavier Rogers
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Daniel Kelly
Sega is killing it on PC this year
Kevin Young
I jerked off to that article a few times.
Evan Cooper
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Joshua Wright
It's a handheld. It's made to be held relatively close to your face anyway.
Gavin Wright
Do any of you know a doujin about a woman who can't stop masturbating?
Hunter White
Drugs are bad and drugs are wrong and you shouldn't do drugs
I mean that's not including this drug over here that I personally enjoy and approve of, THAT ONE is fine!
it's just all these other ones I don't use that are unacceptable. Simple right?