all whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes, all americans are islamaphobic, and all
colored people people of color are saints.
All whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes...
all whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes, all americans are islamaphobic, and all
cupcake is on some new type of autism
shit, ain't nobody got time for that
Another link for you because nobody seemed to give a shit again.
Cupcake just wants to toss salads.
big beautiful black salads while my wife watches.
Oh man. Even Cupcake ignored Lenko.
if you don't stick your tongue inside your black bull's asshole to help him cum deep inside your wife's womb you are literally a bigot of the highest order.
Guy's don't use the word asshole, it's triggering my wife's son.
I swear that is one of Moogens fantasies.
Here's another 'cause you seem to need it today.
I hope you're speaking metaphorically.
the fact that I get to make these jokes and I know that it's inducing a desire to actually vomit in you in real life is pleasing me greatly.
all these (you)s
Oh god its like the old dys.
Time to drink some wine
Spare one for Lenko?
He seems to really need them and I'm the only one giving him any.
this is the most self aware thing i've ever seen you post
dude you are like obsessed with lenko roflmao
Make it rain
I just want to be at least half of the man he is.
the best part is it'll trigger tsuchi even more
I am perturbed
That sounds like a good plan, I should go buy a drink
being attracted to anyone who isn't directly related to you
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
I don't know.
but you're twice the man he is before you even stand up
and cause anurismsmsmsmsmmsmsmsmsms becuse I cannot spel anuerism
Good, it sustains me
It's funny because he's a manlet.
It's from Test's Brian folder.
He made it.
did you just get paid today or something, you've used this like three times that I've seen.
I've been drinking since like 8am.
Now that you mention it, I did
buy me stuff LOL
Do you think if he's bullied enough he'll rage quit like Boo did?
that OP... so many generalizations
oh shit yeah now that you mention it I haven't seen that autist in forever.
i only like black women
That self aware thing Tsuchi posted.
It sounds kind of like Pokemon.
Been a while since I have, sounds like fun
That's really rude
this is so gay
i love it
Why should I invest in a cup?
calling them that means you are literally all of those things.
who is domesticating you
you're been a kinder and less edgy tsuchi in recent days
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED CUP
I'm just a rude dude
I think it had something to do with whatever happened IRL and me, Scoots, and Yan being mean to him.
He really has thin skin and a massive ego.
Once upon a time, there was a fair hunk of a mn.... His name was squash.
Squash was a lionman, half lion, half man. And he was of the homosexual persuasion.
WHICH is kind of okay for the story I am about to tell.
For in the fair land of Animusopia... There was only EVER same sex couplings.
to the story
Once upon a time, our fair protagonist, squash, went to the local corn field for work, because this is Iowa district and gods be fucked if there is anything other than corn to work.
Upon entering work, squash found the overseer.... Overseer Bebop....
Oh lookie here, another quersmo come to use his GUNS for the field. Gee, I hope you have the LEAD to do this work.... and dont....er, yeah, just fucking do the work man!
Oh I am sorry msiter, I just want work.... so I can use m-muh strong arms -FLEX THE FUCKING BICEPS-
end of chapter one
Don't have to tell him twice
Yeah you are, it's awful
because I can triple your investment in 13 hours.
this is bait
poor guy. he'll be better off trying to learn how to interact with people without being able to just ask for nudes right off the bat though.
he thinks I would charge for it
To think there was actually a time in threads were I could go a whole day without telling someone to kill themselves.
They were dark times.
only black women
chug chug chug chug
you gotta wait till like the 3rd response to get cups nudes
What are you suggesting I invest IN, exactly?
Well if you're being offered money for it are you not going to take it?
there are more criteria than that you ass.
Knowing he trades them like toys is just repulsive.
Not already getting the vid
hell yes i love that jungle pussy dude
im like a colonial hunter up in this mother fucker
search and destroy
all whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes, all americans are islamaphobic
... and your point is... ?
invest in me buying shit I want to buy.
I guess I would. I'm not one to turn down free money.
yeah he's a disgusting human being.
I have to also like you.
shut up you damn dirty jap.
i knew you were a slut for money
nobody is just a slut to be a slut
yeah man god forbid you try to level with a motherfucker once in a while
who does that
you have to turn this into a competition again
even when ive dropped out
not wanting to lick his tiny Jp dick like a lolipop.
no returns on my investment
Free money is best money
That money would not be considered free to me though
Imma go buy a drink rip me
Wow, way to be a bully.
creates inflammatory OP
gets pissy when he gets a little flac for it
after a chastizing and bsic rundown of the job, sqush took his fucking strippy fucking emo shirt off... that flannel shit? yeah? he threw that shit to the ground, its fucking iowa and shit gets hot, and sticky. ANYHOW. Squash gets into the field....and what does he spot across from him?????
The most beautiful man he ever ssaw.
meeeeeeeeowth he tight!!!!!
Squash is now wondering who this fantastic man is, he wants it....er, him. Pronouns.
The creature infront of him is a fine specimen.... 100% muscle, a great behemoth of a mbman, looks like a cage fighter..... a connor mcgregor lite...... standing at 4 foot 9.... who is this mystical creature?????
Uhm, excuse me..... kster... its m-my first day and uhm, uwh, whats your name heh OvO''
little mountain man
Muh name is lenko, and you better back the fuck off, I am a gnarly dude!!!!!!!
End of chapter two
Please. Cupcake is essentially bending over for you as is.
Get OW and play with us.
it's post irony chill out
I am a slut to be a slut. money is nice though.
the return will be so much love, ducky. so much of it.
a passive aggressive one at that
have fun with that.
fuck off you racist
y, I dont blame you, that black puss is pretty fucking legit
This is NOT American.
More like manlet.
The worst kind.
no and no
thank you im am glad to not be alone
Love doesn't have market value cup
Love doesnt pay the rent
I will simply get it for you and make you play out of obligation.
do I continue the story?
I love me some of that black puss bro, but asians are my main tho
asians are gnarly... lol gnarly.
okay but hear me out. hear me out on this. okay. okay listen ducky.
I want money though.
dont force that guilt on me
i am very racist towards asians
This ain't a charity cuppo, we all gotta work for our money
I'm sure we can check whatever Arizona craigslist and find Cupcake's personal ads already.
well fuck that shit then.
this maeks me saddoo
have you met drug addicts europeans or canadians
Obtain food for me and we might work out a deal
Only if I get to dominate Lenko.
I can't imagine his ego can take that kind of hit.
Play with us either way.
I want a succubus Aoba.
this could be arranged.
i would rather spend my money on other things
Just buy him the cheapest crate of ramen of Amazon.
Well, I could get it for you for your B-day obligation free.
I'm sure i met a few drug addicts.
Thankfully no euros or canadians
Good, I'll have my lawyer write up the papers
tsuchi STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS AFFAIRS
you have a lawyer? wow, tryhard much?
it'd be a bad b-day present
Nigga, I'm trying to help your broke ass in this negotiation.
i am glad this new person who appeared shortly after boo left is getting along nicely
Chapter 3, cause, im a renegade
I... I am sorry to st-startle you... but c-could you help me with my swinging technique... I am j-
Lenko the mighty
Now you listen here, dog, or what fucking ever, this isnt undertale... you wont genocide my asshole... just fucking get the corn..... you wont aMAIZE me easy....... *reps a hundered strwbales*
Squash is intimidated by this show of strength...... but also fascinated.....butt(hahahahahhahahaha)
He wants to be the plaything of this haught little mountain.... he finds the napoleon complex exciting....
Ah/....... okay.... I will just..... *suddenly squashes dungarees begin to shift uncomfortably* O-oh no.... m-my magnum, dong... I th-thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END OF CHAPTER 3
it could only end well
I am not broke.
being a casual
The deal will only change.
Pray I do not alter it anymore.
I'll just wait until the next time you're drunk and hit you up for money then.
As in it's physically broken.
well that is accurate at least.
I didn't, some lady was begging and tried really hard to get me to buy her a meal
who would that be
You won't genocide my asshole
I've gotten you enough good things to justify one bad thing.
You'll learn the "Art of the Deal™" soon enough.
I'll be back. I am going to obtain food and become truly blissful.
but a good thing in place of a bad thing? pfft
why didn't you you fucking misogynist? way to prove my op post right.
okay you have fun with that ducky.
I plan to spoil you guys this year for your bdays.
I can't buy shit for all the randos I meet. Plus I told her I could get her a bag of chips or something and she wasn't satisfied with that so I was like okay then you get nothing
you did the right thing.
Still feels kind of bad
Which is what they were trying to achieve
well, when we last left off, squash ws fucking going super saiyan in hus deengeeruus. Shit is mad crazy. Anyway, so like lenko starts getting like mad uneasy, because he can see lion squash's junk just like getting bigger. And that shit is turning him on because he is a little bitch fuccboi acting all dominant and shit
STOP THIS!!!! I am n-not going to succumb to you..... its not like I w-want to be fucked infront of the workforce..... o////////o
I c-cant help it, oh l-lenko-sama-chan, *rubs buddah belly as the magnum dong bursts free**
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!! IT doesnt loook like breakfast..... or the latest edition of /k/ weekly.... I
JUST as bebop overseer cunt bag was about to chastize squuash, the whole workforce gathers around the unfolding drama.... There we have cupcake.... and like, someone calle moogen.... and some fucking nazi, i dont know his name.... and then there is fucking soto just chilling in the back like a guuat fuck.... why is he here???? oh yeah he is FUCKING gay as fuck. Scoot uisnt there as I hear he a totally straight dude fucking them asians. What a legend.
SUDDENLY lenko undoes his pants and........
end if chpter 4
beggars deserve to be treated poorly anyway. it's their own fault for not having money.
I don't think there are many people that deserve to be treated poorly
But I think there are a lot of people worth being ignored
beggars deserve to be treated poorly anyway. it's their own fault for not having money.
What is this?
everyone deserves to be treated poorly.
your homoerotic fan fiction is absolute shit...
Try and stop me.
I dont know
you can buy my hormones
Scoots is making a fan fic about me and my love bug Lenko.
just call it fifty shades of memes
No. I like sane George.
Going to spank to this later.
looks like shit, call it shit
you can continue to like whatever interpretation you want
What is going on, cups?
Oh dear. Is it any good?
I expected a better name from you, Scoot.
Just because you enjoy that kind of thing doesn't mean others do
fifty shades of gaaaaay
I WILL BUY YOU THINGS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
about to play overwatch with test and your wannabe lover.
It is wonderful.
as long as they are what i want, sure
Yes, that is my name
Not much. Just doing laundry and some cleaning. You?
Overwatch is bad and you should feel bad....
Are you saving it?
You know it~!
so is you constantly turning down poor squashems.
FUN IS A BUZZWORD YOU DID NOT HAVE FUN
for sure the whoremones
looking at stuffs. nothing really
What are anime physics
all americans are imperialists
Fixed it for you
Oh shit, you saw through my clever ruse.
What will I do now?
Also I never realized how much I don't hate solo Q overwatch
The crowd begins to throng... lol.... and they begin chanting.... like in unison, in rhythm.... OH ITS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT, OH NIIIIIIGHT OH YEA.... and its like
Fuck him fuck him fuck him
So like lenko is getting angrier and angrier at this poiint... and like lowering his trousers....
This doesnt mean I like you, faggot, I d-dont even wanna bottom, its becaus eI am a real boy.... i mean man
Its okay.... c-can I.......JUST FUCKING ANNIHALATE DA PUSSY BOSS
The crowd goes wild, squash is becoming the lion
we were reLION on this hahahahaha lol the puns are my MANE source of luls at this point.....anyway, meekly and rather annoyed, lenko gets on all fours in the corn field..... overseer bebop is clearly not pleased, he wanted to buy a new tac rail for his glock.... and also rail him some of that luka pussy...... "pussy"
end of chapter 5
I have played over 200 hours of that so I hate it quite a lot.
All Spaniards are dirt poor.
Should change that. Aren't there things to be done?
there are things i could do
but no not really
I can imagine. I've spent all of my hours so far in a group. Or at least with 1 other person at a time.
Still have yet to touch my comp placement matches.
the fact I am creatiing art for free is like a glorious thing for the community, bet you all love this smut
over 300 hours total now. everything sucks.
Are you shipping people again
Well so far I can either play support and get FREE PITY OF THE GAME or play Zarya because she's broken
the fact that youre creating smut, assuming anyone is enjoying it... and youre probably aroused by it sexualy says alot about you
He's just trying to cuck Squash.
Hi my best friend
it'd be unwise.
That sounds like my ranked games
That is also not surprising
What am I helping with?
Maybe one day I'll play those placement matches
Squash begins to to get a grip of lenkos well defined hips, shit, this boy must squat like..... 9001kg a time.... shit good thing he never skips legday, he gonna need it....
its okay, your rectum will rebound, it isnt like you are old like OLD MAN SAMA(lol get it because fucking sama so old boi)
Just do it already, you fucking sissy *wiggles provocatively* t-thats a war dance in s-some cultures.... bka!
And just like that, without needing another chant, squash, the little big lionman, thrusts his massive, enormous, superflous, superlative, laxative inducing cock member penis sausage at 88mph into lenkos tight little boy pussy.
I swear, you should have been there.... the contct... it made such a gitwrenching nboise.... lol gut wrench..... like its agay pun hhhhahahahahhahaa
end of chapter 6
99% of the things I do in my life are unwise. I am contemplating going for a ride right now and it is too fucking hot.
How dee doo
They're relatively painless if you're immune to pain
stay inside where it's safe and dark
w-wanna p-play video games s-someday
I stopped feeling long ago
this fanfic is making me question my sexuality
Damn, its like I am actually there.... this shit is epic man
FOR YOUR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINFORMATION
Not sure if 8ch died, or if post got eaten.
Ye, I am not super busy lately, as long as you catch me before I smoke
How are you not constantly playing dota then
You know what happens when a motor rusts so much it won't start, because the parts cant move?
The rust is real
kyle wont humor your desire for hormones
Scoot, how fucking high are you?
But how am I going to find a bitch inside?
Same here, probably why I keep losing super hard
You're all fucking faggots.
Is that really Scarlet?
I dont know anymore
SNAKES SEVEN!!!! OR is that eleven???? snaek im a snaeky snaek.... speaking of snakes.... lenko just got his fucking lower intestines rammed harder than when Bane was on tha tplane.... but similar to that there will be NO SURVIVORS.
So, like squash just manages to fit his huge megaman style member inside lenko...... letting out a long whine, he smacks lenkos taught buttocks.... damn son, these trully are maximus glutes.... like son, fuck for real.
H-haaaaaaah, nnnn ffels so goood.... n-not that you re a big guy..... f-f-f
someone in the crowd
FOR YOU! HAH! LELELELELELE /bane/
f-fuck, this is s-some stronk boypussy, its sucking harder than Scoot at OW(ayyyyyy lmao I am bad at that game fam).
The crowd is getting really hot right now, this crazy sexy sex is causing everyone to like.... get the horn real bad. Fuck damn, sweaty corn sex.
end of chapter 7
what an achievement
No such thing!
He's long gone, he only wanted the link so he could call us faggots
There would be too many things to relearn to be a decent support again
the heart break fuels my art
what a privilege
i would say there are a lot of things that are
It wasn't Scarlet.
Sorry for the false alarm, Scarlet.
Love you, babe.
Do you remember me this time?
Even in death I gave you life
We've talked like twice.
Why do you looks so sad?
Well, I mean, maybe dick is...
depends on the dick
I just want to play pudge only again
I just want to kill people
At least you can take something from it
A faggot has graced us with his presence to call us faggots, there is no greater honor
I really hope DT was just kidding when they REALLY wanted to super-franchise The Astonishing
I mean I could just play lich again
Doesnt require TOO many brain cells.
the more it's discussed the more the novelty gives way to disdain
i have the same kind of barbells
Lich/Pudge offlane, les go
tfw no genjis at all
I'm actually very happy today.
The hateful eight is bait! so...... like..... lenko is getting rammed ral fucking hard, fuck, its like watching Beckham 123 or what ever that train movie was..... shit, this shit is getting nasty.... squash is thrusting into lenko like.....
Uhn!!!! f-fuck! take you little fucking manlet cunt, a-ahn nnnnnn so tight!
ah, d-daddy... I m-mean hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dont stop..... i-im super strong you know........
And bebop the overseer is just like, downing a bottle of jack daniels because he cant fucking take this shit anymore, it isnt as if corn economy great about now, but hot damn, this some freaky shit.
c-cum for daddy.... I, ah, your colon..... nnnnnn
Jesus christ, lenko is like, leaking tonnes man, is he trying to water the corn..... fuck, it isnt children of the corn, its children of the horn right now. Fucking nazi poster dude is slapping his bald head and fisting himself as we tell this tale
end of chpter 8
This is why I write, to attempt to put into words my pain, suffering...... no survivors.
We've tried this before
It worked like once
It's a high noon episode
maybe when i next shave my chest. i mean barbells dont come in a lot my flavors. mine are just implant grade steel so it's nothing flashy. most painful piercing ive gotten though
It always works perfectly because I get to play pudge
That is great! Things going well for you lately?
Yeah I don't think I would ever want a piercing through my nipple. I would be more interested in tattoos on my chest.
who is this temptress
Lich ain't fun unless we're balls deep in enemy territory. I need real thrills here
What other manfighting beast works well with lich
A beauty. Sadly I don't know who it is.
yeah the healing time isnt pretty either. though it's less of a pain than the cartilage in my ear in that regard
you dont even cancer lane harder enough.
The problem being Irish really likes to play lich
I can't complain.
who is this silence fellow?
I'm an expensive thrill seeker
no bargain bin shit for me
I dont know anymore!
are you buying my fucking hormones or not
you are welcome
Just some random idiot, don't mind him
I'm sure it'll be fine
It'll all be fine as long as we believe in ourselves
I won't understand the want to get piercings, but I certainly do appreciate the look of some of them.
Oh we all could complain, my dear. But sometimes it is nice to acknowledge that things could be worse.
Welp we're boned
Thats too suffering
it's a fun process for me
Knowing you're here is enough.
I figured that was known from the start
We'll be fine though even if we're boned
Impossible, there can never be enough suffering
Hey man nines was a pony poster, damn I love the old days. memes for days, anyway, we return to the action as squash's relentless assault, like reaper on meth is taking its toll on lenko
Just FUCKING cum for daddy, a-ahhhhhh been trained to not cum so soon....b-by my mentor.....m-mentor in fuqqqqq (fucking lenko got his tongue out right now like a right degenrate) m-my mentor Booo.........hnnnnnnnnn
lenko is fucking rolling eyes like a pinball wizard......
Jesus, at this point the whole fucking corn workforce is fucking now, they want some of that hot fuck.... jesus, wild fire or what????
lenko the fucking strongest(thats a South african footbll team) McGinneley
Ah, d-daddy.... I am gonna..... hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- squirt-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
like bruh, this is some brutal anal fucking, how can a manlet expect to live after being magnum dong'd????
end of chapter 9
no problem dude, helping a fellow bro.
Through bones, unity
Randoming earth spirit
Damn, this "fictional" universe, I yearn for it. Fuck, I am becoming a victim of my own amazing creativity.
Did you actually want them?
Rip skeleton king
A man among men
I stand corrected
it will never be an arcana
You have what, like 9?
You think too highly of me...
For my bearded brothers.
There will always be more suffering
Slmming inside lenko for like, a full 14 minutes and 5 seconds, squash's epic man dong, mua dong, muay thai, makes lenko cum really hard... like shit, its like putting the taps on full and a spoon being in the sink, its chaos.
lenko McBrave of the McBraves
G-good girl, hnggggggg daddy is proud!!!!!!!! h-hahn, oh god.... hahn? im getting close.... t-tight pussy
lenko the FUCKING man
I-i m not a sissy...... I am a r-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-real man............daddy..... f-fuck ME DADDY MAKE ME SQUEL!!!!!!!
Hot damn the locl news helicopter has showed up, fucking hell its gonna be free fap amterial on FOXXXES tonight..... kek furry news reference. Shit son
end of chapter 10
That is quite a bit of metal.
I hope you like this squash.
I hope this helps.
You and lenko are OTP.
i want to get more in my ears
You are all I think of.
kyle hates me now
Don't you have like 3 or 4 in each ear now?
I hope that isn't true though. I'm not worth that much time.
We shall never again see the boner king
Dota is an infinite power source supplying suffering
So that is 8, then two nipples, and I assume 1 tongue?
just end my suffering
It runs on it, tbh.
and a septum yes sir
I can't do that, there's too much suffering to go around
No wonder it's lasted so long
Is this the snake chapter?anyway. Squash cannot take anymore, jis resolve is breaking down. Like the walls. Wlls of jericho. Lol, biblical right...... kinda like SODOM huehuehue.
Like, squash cannot take anymore, sweat glistening off of his semi-lion skin, mtting his fur, squash begins to shoot hot, viscous, soupy liquid inside of lenko's boipussah.
Squash is shaking like soto on booze withdrawal. smacking dat ass one more time. lenko is a good girl, good anuscumslutdumpstercunt
Lenko is smiling a wry smile now. He is the botch of the ball.... lol, fucking homoslut.
In the distance.... a lens flickers.... a radio crackles.... a dark presence lurks...
end of chapter 11
Well, folks, that is the end of this tale..... for now...... upvote if you want more Scootrotica in future!!!!!
Pass it onto the poor or something
When are you getting a genital piercing?
I think they might have enough of that as it is
Oh god why do I not have an image with head pats yet, those are adorable
Damn. The art is over. Brb crying and drinking heavier.
it's not high on my to do list.
Accept it! ACCEPT IT!
All head patting is adorable and should be involved in as many shows as possible
accept what exactly
Like, I wonder if moogs watched true blood, and ,like fucking ahmmered some faps to tara
W-well. That thing. You know, the thing, about the stuff.
ive never seen true blood
too vague to know
tell me on steam or something
Is not for me though, I am not cute and should therefore not be on the receiving end of head pats
hot damn they got some o that black gold yo
I was gonna post something lewd but that'd be in poor taste and my game started
Is Moogs ever going to get a prince albert?
Thank you game, for starting
I honestly didn't really have an idea of where I was going with that. Anyway, I gotta go do...stuff...
I'll be back later.
I might have another, but cba
K-on is acceptable regardless
are these really aaaaaaaaa thing aaaat american partied?
these red cups?
Yup, cheap disposable plastic cups
hot damn, we always thought it was a myth
Hanzo, Mei, and tournament meta
These fucks know no chill
They're good for beer pong
good point, a pretty good game.
aint nothing on ring of fire
What's ring of fire?
but rules can be custom
Oh, that looks pretty fun
its great when there is a few people, shit gets lairy quickly.