now that the last thread hit 300 images time for a new 1
come on, boy
the circlejerkers circlejerking
I have menma killing it on a bass from a ways back
colbs really let himself go
is that an octopus in your pocket
or are you just happy sashimi
How do I come back as a skeleton after I die? I want to be the superior race.
skeleton war now
It wouldn't be even be a squabble. No squishy organs, no need to eat anything but calcium. Unlock the power within you!
sounds easyuntil you have to fight
ANOTHER FUCKING SKELETON!!!!!!!!1
I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!
My RIBCAGE is bigger than you!
a-are you b-b-b-b-bullying me?
Maybe, maybe not, we just don't know!
Very old meme
You mean a vintage meme.
you are a lucky one
so how long have you been coming round friendo?
what brings you here?
Just for a bit, just moseyed on in, curious to see what was going on. How long have you been doing whatever it is this board is for?
nice to meet you then friend I hope you enjoy your time here
Basically we're just a bunch of old cirlejerkers from /b/ on halfchan who migrated here when moot started going crazy before he sold the site
we just talk about things we like or music or random ass events in our life
it's like a social place lol
kinda dead right now but it is 4 a.m oor so
we havea pretty heavy american fanbase here but there are alot of europes too
Crazy? I thought he just ignored the whole site.
I expect as much at 4am, but I had the urge so I showed up, plus my posts would probably be drowned out midday.
we arent a hugely busy site
maybe like 20 active posters or so
we have a community of about 60 or so
and I am not sure what moot was up to in the later days
but the banwaves became not deal able with for a while
they come and go though
whats your home board friendo
tfw no White Nationalist tinder app or dating site
20 active posters? That's better than some places I've been.
I was under the impression /b/ was almost unmoderated, then again I mostly avoided that place. I spend most my time on /v/, it's a hive of shitposting but it's nice.
Ain't we all just shitposters deep down though
it is for the most part usually but before they took away names people got super butthurt about cjerk threads
now that moot's out they are back again but I mean most of us just stay here now
How long have you been round /v/? we havea couple old /v/ posters here I think
Heyo... I need to get food shopping because I've only got the food that I don't want in my cupboard.
What should I cook for tonight?
Well of course, shitposting is funposting after all!
I'm guessing it was just like how people go insane when a tripfag appears? I've been around /v/ since 2013, just went to random boards before I decided to just sit around there. I usually scour there for people to play monster hunter with.
NEW BEST BOY!
WELCOME TO THE FILTH!
yeah they all just whine and whine and then eventually a janitor takes out the thread or the mod deals out the bans
that was a few years back though
I hope you can find what you are looking for here my dude
check back round in 12 hours or so and I bet you can find someone else into that
Got any fruit?
How filthy we talkin?
Oh trust me. I looked.
WELL IT WAS UP WHEN I SAW IT!
Why must you toy with my affections?
Ah yes, the good old death by bumping method. How long have you been at this?
I'm not looking for anything really, just came to babble. Though I will ask around, hunting is always better in a group as long as its void of frenchies.
Yeah, googled, and I came up with shit.
Closest shit I could find is Stormfront.org, and I made the horrible realisation that 'In any forum board, there are shitposters, and could be a chance there is a shitposter just like you in another forum'.
Yeah, it isn't fair.
It seems like the most logical conclusion in 'Filling a niche interest' to have a stormfront tinder.
If voraphiles with messiah complexes can get sum fuk over deviant art, then won't somebody please think of those poor white boyz?
Pink Guy's new album filthy.
And I ain't got anything in my cupboard apart from dry rice, pasta, a Mug Shot, spicy tomato soup and cornflakes...
and a tin of mushy peas that, even when stoned off my tits, I didn't want to touch.
I could buy some fruit though.
Oh, I've given runescape another try.
I'm as lost as I was when I was 16.
They have that WoW ability system now, and the whole interface is cluttered with utter shit.
Late 2011 is when I first came around I thinking
this is a great place to bs and pass the time with some talk, we dont really do much besides that
What sort of things are you interested in? much a fan of music?
I'm into the white nationalist thing and all but those guys go above and beyond autism
I just want to fuck hot racist chicks
I heard runescape ent pretty down hill from some folks the past few years
Hang on, there are more newposters here...
this doesn't have anything to do with me getting blind drunk and bothering posters across boards, does it?
Ohana means family
hi neko neko chan
Man's great thirst for knowledge and insatiable lusts will not be calmed, lest we fuck the very stars that line our night sky. If we finally meet our Gods, it will be with a full throbbing erection.
But yeah, I'm a 'try everything once' kind of guy, I wouldn't mind having a drink with the Ku Klux Klan and talk about basic silly shit.
Lilo and Stitch is one of the best ^^
Pink guy? I'm not up on the music scene.
Pasta or rice sounds fine, are the peas rotten? I've never had bad peas.
Hey Tilde, what have you been up to? I've been doing text editing for some guy's mod.
That's dedication! I haven't even had a computer that long. Don't really need anything but conversation, most important part of keeping the sanity levels up!
I just play games and get stronk these days, my music taste is extremely outdated, I doubt it would be of much interest.
nothing much. just woke up. how are you doing?
lilo and stitch is one of my all time favorite disney movies, by the way.
Just got off work and I'm trying to relax
It's one of mine too.
oh hell yeah dedicaion is one for it
I'd call it addiction
I am trapped and can't escape...
I wouldn't drink with too many KKK people personally. They're a bit out there too
the only thing I've been up to is wiping away the tears as I cry from your absence.
just kidding. I've been up to jack shit, as usual. work, overwatch, shitposting. that's about all I do.
text editing sounds pretty boring, but I'm sure it's one of those "fun in a nerd way" type of things.
relaxing is a good idea. I try and do that most of the time.
It's really hard
so just jerk off, silly.
ANOTHER NEW BEST BOY I SEE,
SO FULL OF HOPE AND WANTING!
THERE IS NO HOPE HERE! ONLY BULLY!
Yeah... it really fucking has.
There are some toolbars you cannot remove from your interface because 'Lol, you use it and like it'.
There is a lot of cool stuff though.
Well, filthier than Filthy Frank.
More twisted than a liqourice shoelace.
More drama than an American show about ghosts.
Cringe every day.
Cry every night.
Oh, and the peas ain't rotten.
It's just they got nothing to go with.
Eating peas on it's own, especially mushy ones, is a sad sight to behold.
That's the thing.
Too many = bad times.
Speaking about wastes of spaces, I just found out that my hometown has a new biker gang, who are as pretentious as fuck and maybe watched a bit too much Sons of Anarchy.
They call themselves 'Demonic MC'.
I want off this ride, they shit up my local bar.
you ever watched kodomo no jikan lmao
scanner always building them great walls and making Holla Forums pay for them.
I could use another hand
lmfao well they better hold that title otherwise anyone who gives a shit will fuck them
I bet you'd like that
I'm not new
needing three hands
if I was involved I would.
that doesn't sound like a no.
Googled it up, and now I'm in jail.
Then I forgot who you are again! <3
Lol, alcohol problems~
That's why they thrive, because my town is a small town and there aren't any 'real gangs' to slap their silly cringy shit out of them.
Fuck, even I ball harder than them, and all I do is get drunk, take bets and use public transport.
you're doing that thing again.
It's like they say, you are here forever! Note: This prison may be subject to relocation.
That was almost touching! Ah yes, jack shit is my favorite passtime, I've been at it for a year straight now. And yeah it is boring, but the end result is worth it as the game is fun, but the guy who makes it cannot balance worth shit, so I've been releasing custom patches on my own.
Oh, that's the crazy looking dude people post a lot isn't it? I eat peas on their own, but I live on a peasant's diet. Water and whatever is on sale, which is usually fruit, watermelon being the highest of delicacies.
i watched thaat sshit lmao its pretty cute
I just made it ten foot higher.
Using your garbage posts.
well thank goodness he has you to rely on. the lucky bastard. my heart aches and my soul weeps for the tragedy of me not being able to say the same.
you're the hero we need.
I've got big hands too. I'd like it if could help each other out though, one hand for each and all. Unless you'd rather drop to your knees~
not sure if you can see pictures so I'll tell you that this is a picture of a hug
the spoiler text option is far more appealing to me.
I can see them
post more feets
.... YEP. STILL FORGOTTEN!
Hi, I'm SCANNER!
Yeah, the one who made a vomit cake.
I think I just eat random crap really.
Anything cheap and disposable.
Like ramen noodles or rice, or pasta, or potatoes.
Watermelon is pretty fucking tight though.
For me, I say meat is a luxury.
I do need my cuteness once and a while, but I'm very specific in taste.
You ever seen this shit?
But not the hero you want.
I fuck up more than you'd hope
and protect less than you'd deserve.
I knew it would be, I love seeing you that way too.
but that's what makes you the perfect hero for these threads.
you have never seen it though.
n-no what's thaT
it really is a shame there's so few feet focus pics of betty.
I like to use my imagination from time to time but you already know this
He sure is lucky, but you wanna know the kicker? I recently got done fixing everything, and not three days later he released a new build that destroyed everything I fixed! If only he would read my posts. Or at least warn people. Oh man I'm ranting again, such a nasty habit.
Did he eat it?
Well people have survived off of potatoes for centuries so you are doing something right. I would kill for some ribs, but oh man are they expensive. What's your favorite type of meat?
The ones that do are glorious
i try to discover
a little something to make me sweeter
A manga so wholesome and cute, it;'ll make you feel like a hobbit in the shires.
Better to be BEST BOY in Holla Forums
than worst boy in the UN.
I know that I have no idea who you are.
what other nasty habits do you have, phobos?~
they are pretty nice, yes. you are not on steam, nekoneko chan.
Red. In large quantities.
My phone is just being a shit
don't be silly scanner. there are no boys here. we're all cute girls.
Speaking about heroism, who is up for playing a game of Epicmafia?
poor neko. everything always sucks. tsk tsk.
I would say for you to guess but that could just end up horribly. Let's leave it at a mystery user wants you to suck his cock day and night
You won't sleep till another hour, just sayin'
Night cutie sweet dreams
if only that actually could narrow things down.
if you were to ask me to guess I'd have to say that I super don't care enough
see you get it
Only after saying that, do I realize I don't actually have that many! Thanks a lot Tilde.
Isn't all meat red? I feel stupid now.
chicken breast and wing meat is white
You got white meat, like chicken and fish.
Red meat, like beef, pork and anything with 4 legs.
And you got best meat, like crocodiles, venison, ostriches and human.
tell me all about them, phobos-kun.
well whoever you are, you certainly know how to treat me~
Oh man I forgot about chicken, white meat is so dry I can't handle it.
I wonder what people tastes like anyways, I know blood tastes like copper.
Well I don't fold my clothes, I just slam them into drawers, I also don't wash them by color.
I keep my fan running 24/7.
I also think dex>str.
other than the last thing I do the same.
I am very ashamed of the last one, but I haven't seen any proof against it. Glad to see you agree on the clothes stuff though, people always told me the colors would bleed if I washed them together but it never happens. Only exception is whites, because I bleach the shit out of those.
I hear the best part of humman is their hands.
the colors bleeding thing is something that doesn't seem to happen anymore. I mean, at some point washing technology was bound to fix that issue. I just toss all my stuff in a single massive washing load and it all comes out just fine every time.
and I mean I have like pinkes and purples and whites and blacks and reds and shit too
Who's this Fear character?
I haven't seen them around before.
Is that so? Not much meat on them though.
I always figured that, most of the people who told me that are over 40. Ah how times have changed, saves money since you only need to do one load. Still though, bleach is my favorite cleaning agent ever created. Wall rot? Bleach it. Mold? Bleach it. Stains? Bleach it. Some weird smell in the bathroom? Bleach the whole damn room until you get woozy and have to leave!
well if you have reds it probably still is best to keep whites out of the mix, but I dunno. I have a couple white t shirts and they never seem to get messed up with the rest of the stuff I wash.
no idea, only seen them once before this.
good morning, rin.
Who is Fear? I haven't seen em.
plus bleach is good for cleaning the eyes after you see horrible things, and for taking away all the pain when it gets to be too much! just drink it down and you're golden.
I don't think we're in kansas anymore, toto
Phobos was the personification of fear in Greek mythology.
It is also the Greek word for Fear.
Well. If you write it in Latin characters.
I really wish you were here so I could fuck your throat..I'm really fucking horny
I'm fine, how about yourself?
I can tell. I'm enjoying it
WELCOME TO OZ, BITCH
goodnight scanner enjoy your day
So many uses, it's wonderful! I wish I could thank the guy who invented it. Can't you weaponize bleach? I would give anything for a bleach bomb launcher.
Oh, I didn't know that, I just picked it because it's my favorite moon. I'm not very familiar with Greece.
Oh, that guy isn't representing the personification of fear, he's eaten far too much cake and now represents the moon.
to weaponize such a thing would be very dangerous, phobos. you wouldn't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
HAHA, BARD IS GONE!
TIME TO BULLY!
Oh, and give me any recipe and I'll try and cook it tonight.
Unknown at this current juncture.
J'st woke up, lemme get some coffee in me first.
Oh, fair enough.
So back to the original question, who's you?
S A V A G E
I mean yeah I guess.
oh I'll get some coffee in you alright.
And I take it you're Mars II and not Dread or Terror?
it seems I am out of coffee. this is most embarrassing.
Nope, I'm dread.
I am become clean, destroyer of filth! Plus it would keep bugs out of the house.
Peas with ramen, doesn't seem poisonously bad.
I'm just a random guy who showed up, been here for a little bit before I decided to start posting, and so I continue to post.
You're new too.
I'll keep that in mind.
How's your day/night/morning been?
New? No, I'm a regular. I'm just posting with a different name for shits and giggles.
get me a scone.
I dunno if we can be friends if you don't like getting dirty.
Why is this song so catchy?
Well, I'll be getting good ramen then. Not the 15p a pack stuff I have.
You sure do. Do you practice at all?
I feel I should be able to figure this out, but it's too early for this.
You'll have what I get you.
It's been good, slow day with a fresh watermelon and lots of games. I was gonna go to bed, but I made my coffee way too strong, and I've been wired for 12 hours now, might boot up Fzero GX soon, that should tucker me out.
I'm fine with getting dirty, as long as I can clean up later! It feels even better to wash off after you get dirtier than usual.
Go for it, I can't taste the different in noodles, but i'm sure there is a difference.
oh. yes ma'am.
this is true. as long as you're okay with getting clean together to save water.
Sucking cock. Or are you just a natural
I'd be mildly impressed if anyone knows who I am from just this.
I have never played an FZero game, come to think of it.
Mostly because I won't remember your order if it isn't coffee.
If you're actually a regular, I should be able to figure it out.
What's up, buttercup?
I've always been good at it, actually.
and have had a lot of practice as well.
but I don't like coffee!
You're certainly welcome to try guessing.
I don't think that is allowed! Plus the shower is tiny. Got nice soap though.
Fzero is a great series, especially GX. Hard as hell though, you move so fast you can barely see things coming. However it is fun to play as a bulky racer and spin like a madman killing everyone.
well then make sure you don't drop it.
Unknown at this current juncture.
Just woke up.
Putting off getting coffee and starting my morning routines.
Sucks to suck.
And you aren't just going to tell us, why?
I've played, and 100% beaten, XGIII on Gamecube.
Because that would be less fun.
Heading out anyway, so you lost your chance.
Always so lazy
You'll have demonstrate on me sometime. Where do you like them to finish most? I still haven't decided where I like to finish yet
I've got a tight grip, all the typing I do has given me a death grip. Now slipping on my feet may happen.
How fast is XGIII? Fzero has most of the danger come from turns and other players though, the speed just serves to disorientate you.
all over my face
hello, ana. how are things?
that's why you need a shower buddy. to catch you if you slip.
You know it.
You chose literally the most autistic answer, and I can no longer care.
There's no real sharp turns, but if you hit a rail at top speed you'll just die.
Also there's weapons, and in a pinch, ramming people is a thing.
and I can no longer care.
ha look at the nerd who cared a little at first
any big plans for today?
Lovely. I'll remember that
good. see that you do.
And idle fancy, at best.
I dunno really.
Probably nothing worth mention, really.
You of all active posters should know that.
I'll idle your fancy.
It's my fault if I fall though, punishment for not being steady, the true test is when winter comes, so much black ice.
Ouch, in Fzero you just crash and lose some of your hp, as well as falling behind a shit ton. What kind of weapons we talkin?
Pretty good actually, just came back from the first day. Was long and boring but probably because I didn't sleep yet. Gonna try to stay awake for the next few hours until it's time to sleep. Lots of people I know in all my classes, pretty rad.
How about you dude? All good?
I'd rather you active my fancy right into your endeavors.
Fuck, it's been years.
I can't even begin to remember the selection they had.
Not all the time?
I dunno if cupcake shared it with you yet,
but I saw this in my folder and immediately thought of you.
you bigot. it's called "ice of color"
that's great, glad you had such a good first day.
I'm alright, yeah, thanks. not really much going on. just a day off from work because of some american holiday.
BLACK ICE DOESN'T MATTER!
IS IT REALLY ICE IF IT'S BLACK?
When am I not?
so intolerant. I hope they make this kind of hate speech illegal when hilary is in charge.
I'm voting Trump.
So it was equipable weapons? Not pickups like in diddykong racing right? Sounds pretty cool. The only way to kill in Fzero is to shove people off cliffs or into walls until they die, it's almost an instant kill if you get a direct hit on them though.
It doesn't matter. After salting, it just melts like the rest.
hard to explain
you disgusting monster.
oh my. that sounded weirdly lewd.
I'm gonna head to bed, I can barely stay awake now. Have a good morning everyone.
Yeah, but weapons and boosting are locked for the first lap.
Try your best.
sleep well, phobos.
who the heck are phobos and deimos
Mars I and Mars II
omg what is happening there?
why would you post this at me. it's too early to be getting aroused.
Look what I found. :3
How do you mean?
"Oh, no, Onee-chan. I'm a boy, of course I'm flat."
dude what im p sure thats supposed to make u laugh not make u aroused
It's a little boy dressed as a little girl trying to fuck a girl who is implicitly older than him by at least a few years.
that is adorable as hell. oh wait you meant the tripcode! oh my gosh, gimme please!
so was the webm.
the absurdity of how he goes about it generates the humor
this is not fap material not trying to be
You must tell me what that's from
I wanna cap that trap
I need a folder of that trap, lol.
The way he goes about it isn't really that absurd, now, like, uncommon.
The humour comes from the girls watching, and the general setting of the scene.
But the scene itself is something you could find in a hentai somewhere, albeit with a different soundtrack.
Give me a minute.
I found it once before so just let me do that again.
There needs to be an anime about traps
that isn't fucking himegoto
kek, that's something I would say, and probably yell gnarly when I finish.
O, the labor thing? Are you doing anything or just hanging out here?
you should get one, yes.
no u r wrong
just hanging out. I'll start drinking soonish probably. get it early so I have plenty of time to come down before work tomorrow.
what are you planning to do while you wait for bedtime?
tfw you fap to lolis
what u mean
Robot Girls Z
Can I have the folder of the trap when you finish it?
I may have been just a bit worried that I may have offended you, lol.
Glad you liked it.
Yes, I totally should.
If I can make a decent enough sized one that is
how's your coffee?
And a 2s search confirmed the character and anime.
Robot Girls Z, it's Minerva X.
Fair enough, I guess.
Still not even in my cup, lol.
lolis please me
**It was my first time*
you're being silly again.
oh my gosh how the fuck did I not realize it was bebop.
oh all right then
i remember my first time
shit was traumatizing
shit was traumatizing
for the little girl in question, yes.
The chase is on
no 4 me fapping to loli for the first time when i was like 16 i was so scared to do it and i felt so bad afterwards...
I should have known straight away.
The return of Cup Savage
you poor thing.
When am I ever not?
You're being silly again.
go to bed, spoilers.
or should I say gay away.
I assure you that I have no clue what you mean
Man, drinking sounds pretty fun, is it expensive though?
I'm probably gonna keep posting here and other places while chatting people up, got music playing and shit. It's nice to be in my comfy chair after 6 hours in the shitty college chairs.
Aha don't worry about offending me dude, I find most things funny as hell. Have we met before, yo?
im really not a pedophile why wont u believe me
And there's only 3 episodes out right now
fuck your flood
drinking is bad dont do it
Yeah I'm going, jeez
typical man. runs off and finishes without me and then loses interest.
it's not exactly cheap, but it's definitely not expensive if you're like me and have no problem drinking the cheap stuff. I mix vodka with juice and stuff so I can get drunk off my ass like 4-5 times for about 20 bucks. it's great.
that's how I feel when I get home from work. the chairs there are the fucking worst, but I have a super nice gaming chair here at home.
I'm the Canadian Rin.
*only three episodes
Six including RGZ+.
I'm doing it
I hope there's enough content of him then
it's true. i just posted a cp i found on krautchan for attention once. i wish u would believe me...
but not too hush.
why do you care what I think?
why wouldnt i
You aren't pleased enough from what I give you? Hmm, I suppose I should treat you more often
Okay very going then
Nuh Cups gets the romancing first cause special
I literally have no idea. my opinion is as worthless as I am.
maybe you should.
I usually feel a bit bad for it but pass out soon after and forget when I wake up usually because I'm wondering where the hell I am
Guess we'll see.
Pixiv only has 6 pages with his tag.
How hush is too hush?
Starting to feel like it's not even worth it tbh
feeling bad for it just means it was extra lewd which is a good thing.
any amount of hush.
Night Cups <3
I'd feel bad cause Tokais but laters Rin!
I'll watch the three episodes and see if I can find a download to RGZ+ and tell you how much screen time he gets.
I'm surprised I haven't passed out already t b h. I don't know why but getting older is just making me better at this and it's great.
tfw Goldfish doesn't reply
go to bed you silly man.
nobody's opinion is worthless
leave luka alone
well that's just your opinion.
fuck now I want subway
when did you?
I slept from about 11pm to 3am.
how come such short sleep?
dont be like that
that's a pretty normal amount for me.
for a second i forgot we were talking about sleep. thought you meant something else
Tell me about it Mr. Bat. What did the rude bottle do to you?
Hm, the experience coming in handy again, yeah? I'm gonna tap on that if I ever decide to drink.
That and be delayed on all my responses. I might get a goldfish soon. You know anything about fishes? They're pretty bangin. Just sitting there and hanging out.
Ah shit sorry dude, what is that doujin anyway?
You been good?
i dont like ur self deprication act it's no good to anyone
fish are comfy as hell. if I wasn't so lazy I'd probably get a tank and have a few, but I'm too lazy to keep up maintenance.
you're going to...tap on my experience? buy me dinner first at least, geez.
It's no biggy, and I have no clue, actually.
I just saw the image posted somewhere a while back and almost died.
I can try to sauce it if you'd like?
I've been well, yourself?
what do u stand to win playing this card game
ur casino face
I don't want to be raped non-sexually
lewd a f
also I was meaning it was like they were trying to
I knew what you meant
I'll keep what you said in mind though
how goes it?
Everyone keeps calling me this lately. I'm just doing what my body wants toooooooo
the cutesy ironic pervert calling has been played out too imo
Despicable. Disgusting. Disgraceful.
ears occupied sry
I am learning how to react in the event of an active shooter for some reason.
not common to see you around this early.
run and hide, duh.
wait who even has guns in aussieland?