Grimoire really coming out, I promise on these dubs

$100 on my bet
He'll want to milk the reactions he has gotten one more time before he goes back on week delay.

Also looks like he put .2 hours more into the "game"

Really, this time is the final time.

Wow great game

Some people just do copy pastas, some pretend to be retarded for a thread, but a true artisan can keep his craft going, letting it evolve, never breaking kayfabe, building a legend and sucking in more and more people by letting the it grow naturally.

The game will never release, just like any of Peter Molyneuxs Fable dreams, but not because he could never deliver but because Grimoire the game was never his project.
Salute your master Holla Forums, and learn from him in his arts. Know that releasing this game would just ruin everything he has meticulously crafted for two decades.

Laugh in revelry and amazement as the madman pushes it back further and further and further into the horizon.
Cry because no matter what we do we can never top such antics.
Neanderthal man, we shall never forget you.

It was only minutes
It was only minutes
It was only minutes
It was only minutes
It was only minutes

How does he keep on getting away with it

I'm gonna pirate this and never play it.

So this is what true straya shitposting looks like

jesus christ, atention whoring is all you know, huh?

psshhh nothing personell cliff he used to be cool

I am crying right now guys. Where is my game?

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Holy shit is happening you guys!

Jesus fucking Christ I can't tell if this guy is the biggest narcissistic autist or the best shitposter on the planet.

WITHIN HOURS
W
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HIVEMIND

Wew.

This is next level shitposting.

I guess you could say these posts were made within minutes?

At least I can laugh everytime I see the COMING SOON on the steam page

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This guy needs to take advice from Scotty.

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Game looks so beautiful it is difficult to believe it inhabits the same reality as we do.

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That's kind of true since the game will never become reality.

Here we go

Post your face when.

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They are banning any mention of Grimoire on the codex. The thread is gone.

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Get the fuck out.

Why, though?
Isn't that the point?

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What happened to the rpgcodex thread?

Someone on the steam fourms said that indie gogo backers got the keys. Is it really happening?

They didn't delete it, they moved it to Retardo Land where it is to remain forevermore unless the games becomes available for purchase.

g-guys, i think it's actually coming gt ogut???

Someone actually died waiting for the game
Someone actually died waiting for the game
Someone actually died waiting for the game
Someone actually died waiting for the game
Someone actually died waiting for the game
Someone actually died waiting for the game
(2:17)

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Cancer saved him from the madness.

Nice get faggo

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You have a slight gay lisp to your voice and it makes listening to you unbearable
Please never shill here again

Post Cleve shitposts and stories.

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I'm watching it

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You sound like a faggot.

Huh.

i dont understand the high price, he could sell his game for 10$ a pop on steam pay off a couple journalists and his game would literally be the next five nights at freddy's for all the tweeker twats, he even has all that advertising shit, 20 YEARS IN DEVOLOPEMENT!, OLD SKOOL COOL and all that shit and yet he is gonna charge 40 bucks and get not even a 1/10th of what he could.

if his game is actually as good as he says it is and as good as 20 years in development should make it then he probably will make a ton of dosh with his current strategy, however from what ive seen its shit, its visuals are shit, its gameplay is shit, its sounds are shit even its playable races are shit.

Its for hard core dungeon crawler fans only.

It's gonna be 400 dollar now.

the game is literally not made and there is nothing for him to sell

I really think this type of game only fits a niche audience, no kids would bother playing and only hipsters would get it for some old school gamer cred.

He's not selling the game as a business man. He's selling it for the people who want it. I honestly commend that much (assuming it ever comes out) since the fucker obviously cares more about the game than shekels.

this 100% good shit GoooOOOOood shit that is some good shit right there if im being honest and i am being honest ehe

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We plebs aren't even 1/10 as smart as the glorious neanderthal brain that has even made 1/10 of the game. Obviously Cleve needs that money because we will only misuse on steam games when it can be spent on a masterpiece.

its not about the game, the game will remain the same no matter what and will satisfy the hard core dungeon crawlers, all he has to do is change his marketing strategy and he will earn 10x the amount of cash he will now.

it doesnt matter if they play it, just that they buy it.

then he is a hack, money is money and it can be used to do all kinds of shit, make another better sequel and other such things.

No, only hardcore fans will buy it.

Also
keep posting.

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im not a jew cunt, i dont collect money for the sake of greed, i dont stash it away for no reason whatsoever, i use it as a tool to support myself, to pay bills, to buy things that interest me which are very few. jews treat money like their god and the more they have the closer they get and the more corrupted (((jewish))) they become. if you treat every smart decision as a decision made by a jew then….

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HE'S ONLY GOT 20 MINUTES LEFT

Good for you. He already has a job though and he's supposedly releasing it for the people who want the game to enjoy it. You're just bitching for the sake of bitching at this point.

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Its only 8:40 here. He has a few hours to go.

Isn't it way past release time now? The countdown now just says "Coming soon"

Steam was saying an hour more than an hour ago.

That's a nice shop. At first I thought it was just Cleve that's been shopped, but then all of these cucked "devs" standing on the same yacht…
ARE they all shopped?
leftmost is cliff Treblinka, then it's the guy from Remedy (max payne), then cleve, then romero, then star citizen whatever Mr Shitface and his whale… I can't believe all of them would be in one place like this, unless there was a GDC or something.

Funny statement right there.

All drama and no proof, sorry bud.

Where is he anyhow? In Australia, he already missed the deadline.

Not on the west coast.

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Brian Fargo and Chris Roberts look nothing alike user. The same with Chris Avellone.

I'm bad with faces.

He played it for more time guys.

Cheecky fucker
Probably went to sleep

I've been enjoying the shitposting and all that jazz, but, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He claimed he had already uploaded the shit a week ago and that he just needed to press the release button and that would be it, and now we learn that he never actually uploaded it and has been poring through the entire games for bugs instead. What happened to all the press he was going to drum up? Does he not know that even if he does end up releasing it in the next 12 hours that it will be greatly diminished by the fact he didn't meet the deadline? Jesus Christ, dude, the game is always going to have bugs, just fucking release it already for fuck's sake.

there's no game

autism

This guy is holding 40 of my dollars hostage just in case he releases it. Fuck.

If I get dubs, grimoire will be delayed for another 20 years.

Try 30.

Try 40

So close, but no cigar.
Clearly it must be delayed for 50 years.

For each delayed year, the price goes up by a dollar.

The correct answer is never

Why not 60?

If dubs, we gas jews during the next civil war

dubs and the game will release tonight

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You fucked us.

Because it'll never come, like said.

OCD, maybe?

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This universe must die first

I'm the only one with dubs in this thread.

I'm trying to find a clip of two old guys arguing at a cafe, one guy tells the other he owes him money (20 dollars), the other guy just says "I don't owe you nuthin'" and keeps eating his soup. Then he slips up and says "I already gave you back the 10 dollars". It was like the jew dad joke.

Those are funny looking dubs

Reminds me of this:

"Dad, can I have thirty dollars?"
"Oy vey, twenty dollars? Why do you need ten dollars, son?"

Cleve will die of ebola before the game is released. You know this in your hearts, anons.

Only gays are off by one, Grimoire now-

This

I was off by one fam gimme a break

What a fag

no, those are the ones I was referring to in relation to the jew dad joke
just check my ID and dubs

It is not meet that we should know the will of the numbers.
Verily, user, we should acquire a goat and make sacrifice.
Then, with the sweet-smelling incense of goatflesh, they will come.

Hope you're ready to bend over, fuckboy.

Check em and grimoire comes out.

Rolling for Grimoire. I becleve!

Satan, be gentle!

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Gentle? Oh, user. Don't you know we go bareback dry?

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Another unbeclever put in the leddit zone.

I didn't know anything about the game until today.
I've seen the name thrown around but never looked into it.
This guys fucking hilarious.

Wait.

So if the game releases, is Cleve gonna pull a Kamiya and manually reply and ban everyone?

You know what must be done, user.

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Jokes on you guys. 10 minutes.

You are the cancer killing video games. If it has higher system requirements than Quake, it needs more work.

Checked
Jokes on you. You didn't specify. 10 minutes til he delays the game again.

The digits have spoken.
Ten minutes until goat sacrifice.

he still says its coming out kek

Better yet, looks like he manually blocks people after banning them from his forums. We're delaying Grimore even further because he's wasting time banning and blocking people.

No, just shoot them on the spot. We're not rounding anyone up, leaving anyone to be collected, any of that shit. 1 Jew 1 bullet.

Did i miss the release

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Why round them up when we can just bring the gas to where the kikes are?

Guys, he made new pinned threads on the fourum. I think its habbening.

CONFIRMED!

Where were you when Grimoire was released?

Trying to go to sleep.

But if its the perfect game, why would there still be bugs? and why would Cleve release the game while these bugs still exist?

EVERY BUG IS GAME BREAKING

NEVER EVER

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HOLY SHIT IT'S BRILLIANT.
Pure shitposting.

It makes sense, everything was made for him to enjoy the game. I cannot wait until you see he has played 50+ hours of the game on steam and it still isn't out.

If he actually releases the fucking thing, run it through whatever the Windows equivalent to Valgrind is and pedantically report every little slip-up it detects.

Whelp he claims to have sent it already now, and he's actually put up threads, and his own page has a clocked time on it so it is a thing that exists in Steam right now. But, and this is the but, Valve takes 3-5 business days to review. So see you guys this Friday.

I STILL BELIEVE IN CLEVE

lol

Wait wait hold on

What's so great about Grimoire?

No one will ever know.

Infinite excuses dev makes

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I feel bad for you, you're going to look like a fool when Cleve delivers

20+ years shitposting rusecruise

IT'S OUT IT'S OUT IT'S OUT

Is what you will say when it's actually out

Technically its out, but only Cleve gets to keep playing it

3-5 business days until the review is finished.

He had it reviewed a few weeks ago. What the fuck.

But that version wouldn't work on laptops that still use 16 bit color, user! It was literally unplayable!

And Holla Forums thought Liru was bad.

anyone wanna make a list of all the good crpg's so anons can play and compare them to the yet to be released steaming pile of shit thats been fermenting in cleves asshoole for over 20 years?

top 10 crpg's?

He's been doing the same thing for 20 years.

Is it finally out? I swear that neanderthal would delay the game for 10 minutes if he can get away with it.

(checked)
Be so kind to give me sauce?

No, it's delayed (surprise!). As his new build needs re-approved, it might be another 3-5 days before another excuse.

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I know it's never coming out, but I still get pissed when he pulls this shit shit.

I completely forgot about his indiegogo scams. How long until this bites him in the ass?

Fucking valve delaying release yet again!

Not only release over 10 years late, he also acts like he is super fast and efficient and all the problems are external and not in the slightest are his fault. I will not be surprised if this story ends with him murdering someone.

Has anyone ever been actually sued over an indiegogo scam?

No, and most of these crowdfunding are just one big money laundering scheme.

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no grimoira for you!
Dev didn't know about the fact of steam review periode. (skepticalface.jpg)
steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/1471966894884574657/?ctp=2

maybe he will use those 3 to 5 days for more bugfixing, i hope he doesn't breake something.

No, more like they already paid the ice cream truck man and the nigger keeps driving near their homes and going fast enough to stay out of their reach when it's time to deliver. And he's been doing it for 20 years.

He is Australian, after all.

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liberals killing all the fun

5 more hours

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Really now.

shit i didnt think about the indiegogo scam.
i just discovered this yesterday, but cleve is quickly becoming my favorite shitposter. hes been at it longer than some people on this board have been alive.

As long as it's an abbo and in the middle of the outback, no one will notice/care.

no legal guns that is.

I've not even been following/waiting for this and I'm still disappointed.
NEVER EVER

All he had to do is to forget about windows 10 users. We know most of old software doesn't work on that piece of garbage.

It was a lie. The game is never coming out.

is it out

Yes

It's out

It is. Doubters will be mocked and scorned when the day of reckoning comes.

Right now it's Valve's fault we're not all enjoying the best game of all time. Fuck them.

How long it will take for a steam to review a 600 hours long game?

HOLY SHIT THE MADMAN ACTUALLY RELEASED IT!

stop that

I hate that this bait actually kinda works.

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I think that with Grimoire, not the actual finish is the goal, but the road is.

I'm reading his Vault Co stuff, it's fucking glorious.

hey just like persona

Guys, i just hope you are ready to upload it and check if any usual steam crack will work on it, just by replacing steam dlls. Because i don't think this shit has DRM other than steam itself.

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someone needs to put a tutorial on the games community hub, that explains how you can make it look like you are playing the legit version when playing the pirated one.
More than half of the tutorial should explain, that this crap is not worth 40 dollaridoos.

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(((Homo sapiens neanderthalensis)))

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Kek

Talking about Valve. Read my posts.

Cleve will take over Steam as soon as his masterpiece is on Steam. He will become Steam incarnate if you will, while killing Gabe in the process.

This whole thing about "becleaving" reminds of another liar. You don't have to be a 100% jew to be a successful (((salesman))).

Sucks to be you.

I was actually trying to develop dungeon crawlers back in my days, not shitting you, but i would probably start releasing game versions on my own website for free at this point. Its not "fun" if you treat it like work and expect sales for such price.

I'm gonna buy 5 copies just to piss you off.

Since when was this guy a redditor?

Now you sound like typical steam forums person.

That's why I'm gonna buy them via GoG.

Suit yourself. That's actually a good alternative.

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Any ideas if it will work on wine?

GRIMOIRE IN 10 MINUTES

Just waiting of Steam to approve the game then it will finally release!

2 more days at least. It can take up to 4 for approval. How did he not know this.

I don't even know what the fuck this is about but I've been really enjoying people getting excited and having their hopes destroyed every day for the past week

Oh he knew user. Don't you realise how many picto-issues can crop up in 3-5 business days?

I BELIEVE IN CLEVE
I BELIEVE IN CLEVE
I BELIEVE IN CLEVE

2 days? 4 days? Hahaha.
If the game is long it will take from 2 weeks to 2 months for approval. The game with 600 hours of play will be thoughtfully checked if you like it or not.

That's not how that works. They don't comb through game files looking for porn, dude

That wasn't even true in 2015

lol

Completely and utterly nuts. Every game I've looked forward to this year has either had no word on its release or gone past the window the developer estimated it would be released in.

The real Grimoire was the friends we made along the way.

Manifest the sauce.

Cleve is an imbecile, always has been.

Cleve's landlord here again to remind his fans that most of the time when he claimed he was hard at work on this thing, he was actually just smoking weed and watching King of the Hill. Truth is, it's the same as it was years ago. He just never actually works on it. It's sitting there in his computer forever unfinished because he has no personal motivation.

I heard that Anubis and the Buried Bone managed to release on Steam with the porn scenes intact?

Grimoire is an ARG you dumbass. Cleve is a master of 5d chess

Sounds like bullshit.

We're not falling for that.
Cleve lives in a bunker.

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>trusting (((reconstructions))) of soft tissue presented by (((museums))). Europeans have the highest percentage of exclusively neanderthal DNA, and when you consider how much DNA is shared between extremely disparate species it becomes clear Europeans are primarily neanderthal.

Holy shit get the fuck off this website you shameless cuck. I hope one day I can manipulate gullible fucks like you and cash in.

i gonna be pretty sad if this game actually releases today.
people were able to shitpost about this game for longer than some people here maybe even the majority have been alive and i could just enjoy the shitposting for the last two days of it.

show some pics of the tenancy agreement as proof

You better post some of those porn scenes as proof, then.

That's bullshit it came out without the porn but people were spamming the gifs/webm anyways and I didn't save them

Is it out yet?

Yes

wew

No.

He's playing Clear Sky.

What a faggot

He's actually studying bunker building and how to survive in an extremely hostile environement.

why?

Maybe.

tell him melonheads put aspartame in his rice bag

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Greetings from Germany, long time community power-contributor, first time commentator, let's kick decline's ass !
PS : save the micro-issues

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I'm convinced he's a shitposting demi-god.

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The game isn't even in the coming soon section.

I don't know.

Because it's not coming. Duh.

my transgender grandma died of decline. HOIP!!!

fresh memes

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HE'S ON A RAMPAGE

is that third picture Stirner?

I put a game on Steam (indie dev) it took 2 weeks to get it approved. This was 2014

It took them 6 months to pull it after the dev abandoned the game

A color photograph of that quality of Stirner wouldn't even exist. He died in the 1850s.

Can you repeat the question?

fucking neanderthals man; one meteorite strike was not enough

He hasn't tested linux

>supposed to be released within hours minutes
w e w
e w e
w e w

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His general taste for games is weird as fuck for a man who makes a crpg. You kinda expect at least one rpg in the top played list for such person. But instead its all post apocalyptic shooters and horrors.

Has he tested every iteration of Windows 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, CE, as well leaked prototype builds? Because you know some people could still be running Longhorn

lends some truth to the idea that he stole the game to make easy money.

Maybe he pirates most of his games.

If he did pirate his games, he wouldn't buy worst stalker for steam.

dont worry he will test it before the release so you can run it.
he is such a good guy that he will probably install and test every available linux distro.

why

When did this happen?

Most of codex fags in before cross posted on cuckchan's Holla Forums. Obviously they migrated. Also there are lots of dungeon crawl fags on this board.

Hm, maybe i was too quick to judge. Does he have a family? Maybe he lends his account to son and buys him video games? I mean come on, modern parents do buy violent shooters for their kids.

I dunno man, I'm just hear to read the shitshow. In an age where no video games come out that are fun I find video game related fun in watching the failures.

Greetings from the UK. HYPE. Kill the microissues.

how many classic rpg's are on steam?

same time the goon shills came in.

But the goons hate Codex

Fucking lol. This is the ultimate proof that weeagoon newfags have no idea what a goon is and just use it as a catch-all term for people who aren't enamored with jap reskin no. 576.

That's why the goons came in, to combat Codex. Goons always fail.

No evidence of that has ever cropped up, the one time the dirty laundry did come out it showed that he was more or less right.

Found the codexgoon

You can only play this game if you are at least a wizard. If you are wizard apprentice you will have difficulties with it. If you are Robot you won't ever complete it.
Cyborgs and above won't even be able to comprehend what's grimoire is about.

now this is podracing

Oh hey its this shit again 22

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Considering you get points for being a Snapchat using, social media whore consolefag goon - take that as a complement user.

nice i think

Just feels bad getting no points in the social or accomplishment row, I dont even have autism

This explains a lot too.

You think that's bad? I've had sex with multiple women (at different times, not all at once) and I'm somehow still a wizard.

Will he port it to every console and mobile device that can meet its minimum specs?
The games not done until I can play it on an NGAGE or a Nintendo Wii

Huh… 41.
And a third of that from the mental side. Considering the psychiatrist diagnosed ones I have I'll take that means I have good mental health.

Pretty much. An outsider among the living and the dead. Which is really strange because I have multiple friends (I'm living with one now). I prefer normalfags to robots, though, honestly.

The chart is shit anyway.
How are all those aren't normalfag activities?
Fuck, "have children you're proud of" only gives you one point. Such accomplishment should at least give 5 points.

I can stand normalfags. They always talk about trivial bullshit that I have no interest in, so why bother socialising?

That's just normalfags for you.

I have a dog and I'm not a deformed pedo, so that bumps me up to apprentice. I should lose points for not having sex in a long time though.

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It's going to atleast be 2 days, Steam's review process takes days.

If it even is in the review process,

He has added new threads for bugtesting on the forums and he actually clocked in playing of the game. It is on steam right now, the only way he could release it is to send it in for review.

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Says the halfchan CIA poster

Has no one compiled all the release dates he's missed yet?

You do know most anons here came from cuckchan a few years ago right

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I wonder if they form a pattern of some sort.

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FUCK

user, can I kiss you?

Are you a girl or a gay?

we're in this together, user

Which do you prefer?

Both

Good
Now let me kiss you already

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why are you even here?

So what's going to release first, Mordeth or Grimoire?
It's going to be Mordeth at this rate isn't it

gonna need a source on that, faggot

just gotta make sure this compiles properly for gentoo users on risc based sbcs

And im not even a linuxfag

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post more please

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I was promised dubs, OP

Where are the fucking dubs?

Right here

You're off your game, bateman.

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This faggot managed to taint JA games? Maybe not judging those actually came out and are good.

If by taint you mean adding a character in JA2 making fun of him then yes.

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Gilda can't even under stand what dubs are.

What character?

jaggedalliance.wikia.com/wiki/Calvin_Barkmore

Thanks user

How fitting indeed.

Happy fapping :3

what is the artist's name, user?

Rime the Vixen.
Believe me, he hasn't made anything worthwhile other than his recent series of pheromone gifs.

you don't play good rpgs on steam though

Wiz 6-8 is on steam

Why would he be playing any RPG on steam when hes been playtesting the greatest RPG ever made for the past 20 years?

thank you, user

this is some monkey paw shit

There are tons of great RPGs. Hell, There are amazing JRPGs on Steam!

NICE AUGUST 1ST RELEASE

If you voted for Bernie we would be in a different timeline and it would have happened ;(

Here is how bernie can still win

Sorry I just wanted to bump the thread.

Jesus fuck you're new.

Just remember, kids, don't upload the game the day it's supposed to release.

123 tell your girl I can beat that ass

honestly I don't know how the fuck I'll even be able to get a job after I get my CE degree with no social skills.

I'm 20 years late to caring about this, so this is actually pretty funny to me.

I only learned about this like 4 or 5 months ago. This is hilarious, but im a fan of wizardry so i actually want to play it.

I never got into graphical CRPGs.

But who the fuck would play them on steam ? Cleve probably owns the original boxed version or would buy it on GoG. I know I would.

I got wiz 6 and 7 through a humble bundle for a dollar a few years back. Though, i would buy them on gog if i had the chance.

Graphical how? Like wiz 8 graphical or wiz 5 into 6 graphical?

New bread soon?

New thread is coming out soon, I just have to fix a few issues with the OP but it looks so much better than if I posted it an hour ago. Everyone will be so amazed when they see it appear on the frontpage that it will probably cause all the other threads to die.
I am so close !

Anything past Rogue tbh

NICE AUGUST 2ND RELEASE

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He's sleeping.

unless valve decides there are too many microbugs in the game and demands a fix before putting the game on their well curated platform.

It's out.

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I know it's funny to meme, but if any of you guys think you will ever play this "game", you need to seek psychiatric help.

out???

Those evil steam guys keep delaying the release

WHERE IS IT

Im gonna give it until friday, then im gonna buy another game and save up that 40 dollars again.

Nigger, if Sonic Mania, Dusk, or Ion Maiden end up being released before this shit I probably won't end up buying it at all.

Any time now haha

NICE AUGUST 3RD RELEASE

So this is officially vaporware now, right?

Its been vaporware, but i still believe.

ITS OUT:
NEW BREAD:

I dont believe your lies