Are you locked up in a world

butts are best tho

Urgh fuck life -_-

FUCK OFF SAMA YOU SCUMLORD

Consider ending it.

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Shitters

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where all the good posters at

I have lost almost every single comp match. I know I'll never pull out of gold rank, I've accepted it.

what rin?

I am best poster

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work time k bai

*licky*

Bye!

Just wanted you to look at me.

oooh nice trip.

see ya sama

you are adorable.

Hungover faps are the best until it hits your face and neck

I can't even fap when my head hurts. when I get too far along it just causes such sharp pain that I lose the reason for fapping in the first place.

Thanks! I am kinda afraid though, +90c on GPU.

The headaches make me clench my teeth and bite the inside of my cheeks until they bleed and it feels even better

you're a madman, but it will pay off. don't give up, emily!

too much pain for me. I like my pain localized to other regions if it's going to be kinky.

This one probably doesn't work on halfchan though ._.

I just do stuff normally that brings pain but nothing too serious, like biting the inside of my cheek or lip so when I eat or drink it stings really bad, or bite the corners of my fingers or fingernails until they bleed so using a keyboard or grabbings stuff hurts idk it feels nice

swedish fishes

yeah that's not really my thing.
if something like that happened during a rough sexytime I wouldn't mind very much though.

Yeah i feel ya, I don't cut myself or anything that's dump

yeah that would be very excessive.

CASUALS

But excess is fun

Can I cut your name on my dick

sometimes. and certain kinds. not all kinds.

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Excessive fumo purchases is not bad

hey, I'm not one to judge how people spend their money. if those make you happy then go for it.

I want the doll and the snail next

is 40-60 dollars what they usually cost? I saw that image you posted a few days ago when you were looking to buy another one. they're cute but I think that's quite a lot of money. guess there's not much in the way of options though.

it's already on there

those look like shit hahaha

They're like 55-200$ x~x
I start my new job pretty soon tho and have money saved up so it's not /that/ bad spending a bit on this only once in a while

*pets*

sure, once in a while. that's a shame that they cost so much though. are they high quality? they just look like typical plushies.

That and they're imports and not mass produced

right. I mean, I get why, it's just the kind of thing that irks me.

smiles did you get some dick before church?

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Kappuke-ki should post as Suika.

shut it tp

who is suika. I don't have a folder.
why.

So you can do this with them

they can get wet?

I guess so, someone from jaypee did it

Cupcake is a girl

how many of these do you actually own?

I transcend gender.

Suika is a th.

She's an oni, so she drinks a lot.

oh, I remember someone used to post her. I don't remember who though. I still don't have a folder. she's alright I guess.

Show

I know Seff used to.

show what?

seff, that was who. I still can't believe I randomly ran into him in that overwatch group I used to play with.

I've seen Cupcake's Pegina and Vanis.

I can confirm (s)he transcends gender.

I think I'm going to ask a girl out on Friday...
[overthinking intensifies]

rin shut up!

ugh.

Pegina
Vanis

don't be a pervert, emily. I can't show you those.

Girls can't ask out girls

I ordered patchy and remi 2 days ago they won't be here for about a week
amazon.com/Touhou-Plush-05-Fumo-Patchouli/dp/B0020G1G9G/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1472999688&sr=1-1&keywords=touhou fumo
amazon.com/Touhou-Project-Fumo-Plush-04/dp/B00OC1D93I/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1472999688&sr=1-2&keywords=touhou fumo

You should have told him to message Rin more.

2late.

you are not gay

are those the only two you'll own?

I think he's avoiding this community because everyone blames him for the namesync stuff.

okay, overly conservative religious parent stuck in the 1950's.

What's wrong with girls?

I am a boy.

were u gay before u started posting on 4chan

two main things. vagina. and they are fucking insane. no exceptions.

we've been over this sci, I've been gay since as long as I can remember.

u never told me that

For now, I plan on buying Reisen, Satori and Koishi before halloween

well I know I said I was gay before finding 4chan.

that's quite a lot to get in only a month.

Ganbatte!

dont remember that at all

Very, but it'll be worth it.

that seems like something that falls into the "you problem" category.

whatever tickles your pickle, desu-kun.

I don't see anything wrong with vaginas except some of them can be kind of gross brown and meat flappy. Also one could think some guys are kind of insane.

Yeah, but I didn't.
We were kinda close for a bit.

He was the only reason I ever even installed Leeg.

sure, guys are not exempt from being insane, but they are insane way less often and in way more tolerable ways than women. who are always insane.

hey man u dont have to be a dick about it

well I still have him on steam and discord. I'll mention you.

I'm sort of a dick all the time, sci. don't take it personally.

but why

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just my personality, I suppose.

That's partly to do with you being able to relate to them in some way. Though yes they can be emotionally driven and do some really stupid things.

thats too bad
w/e
gimme the most obscure prog u know

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sorry, what do you mean here?

women be crazy, that's all I'm saying. if you're after one I still wish you the best of luck.

the most obscure? I really don't think I know anything too obscure. a lot of the stuff I like is really popular but old, like yes and rush.

maybe if it was emily

ah well...

I'm nothing but yandere.

wait no thats not how english works

im everything but yandere

You can relate to boys more*

still emily gf would be nice

oh, yeah absolutely.

But doesn't gf mean take it in an entrace

I don't wanna take it

I wanna give it

oh man hype for next episode there's gonna be EMILIA

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even better.

Another one.

this one is best.

Can I spoil it

It might even devolve into cuddling.

There's a # halfway too! ;; Can't use on 4chan still.

It's not on CR yet but no don't spol

better and better.

there's a fix for that. a code to replace it with. want it?

____________ok_____

Oooh, that'd be amazing yes

Looks like 7-character trips are about the best I can do.

｣
just replace the extra # with that and it should work. I found a trip just earlier today with a double ## at the start and it worked for me.

you found a great one right there yes you did.

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This place seems dead

only mostly dead.

hello!

And now you aren't even using that one
'cause A Betty is okay.

Love

yes this is absolutely the best /Betty/ that I have. the other one was also a /Betty/, and a good one too, but this is far superior.

I will still switch around between this and some of the other ones I have as the mood strikes me though.

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Test

YES

icles

I guess people are away for Labor Day weekend

Good morning

told ya

yeah that makes sense actually.

Hart so much.

dude how u been

you're very welcome.

img hover doesn't werk

been broken for a while. it's horrible.

Ever since they stopped using epoch time for filenames

That blows I wanted to get shitfaced too, but I'm stuck home

I've been alright. How about yourself?

What's the point in living..

Who are you?

drinking is the best. I'll probably start soonish, want to get someone to take me to get some water first though, ran out just this morning.

there isn't one.

mostly well
gimme some news i need a status report LETS GO

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Cupcake.

How noticeable are your natural highlights?

there aren't really any. you've seen my hair.

I was going to say something, but never mind. It's time for me to bounce.

Megumin

Don't you have tap water? I usually boil my water lol

Status: Alive!

Hello

well now I'm super curious.
bye

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I want to bury my face in megumin's butt

well, yes, but I hate tap water and boiling it cleans it but makes it taste nasty.

black hair is nice though.

Why have you been gone for so long

Who would not

I wanna explooooooosion inside her butt.

disappointingly scant status report but it's cool
how about whats the most interesting thing that happened to u while u were gone?

I'd watch her pee too

Bet youd suck a dick
Fag

Is qT here?

S2 hype

no way, really? it was confirmed?

Are you new? Hi! I'm Ikarous but everyone calls me Blood-chan

Heh you're right... is there a way to make it taste fresh? Like from the mountain... hmm

It's only been a week lol
And because I'm just bored of this place

Most interesting... Well I started working at Target as a sales associate (part time). it's really depressing... and I'm just too shy around people ugh fml

Schoot of the Lum

not really. you just have to get it from the mountain. or just get filtered water. it's so cheap.

Uh

S2 winter 2017:
crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/06/24-1/konosuba-season-2-announced-for-winter-2017

Hmm... What about buying is high-end industrial filter?

youll get better! proud of u!

Ur alive

Hi Ika

How you doing

excellent. that's forever from now though, so that sucks.

that seems way too expensive.

I spaghetti and stutter all over the place. Especially when there's a cute guy and he starts talking to me, I just want to be left alone to work.

Angeloids never die~

Pretty good just enjoying the quiet weekend... how about yourself?

Only the best for me. I'm planning on buying a $4000 espresso machine

Hmm? It's just a few months.

Less than waiting for the suffering called school to end.

Celebrating the weekend by doing nothing!

me too

Doing nothing is the absolute best, or at least doing something you enjoy :p

You should leave, this place isn't healthy for people like us

I like doing nothing.

So sleepy. I got lucky and have work at 3 instead of 1130 though woop woop

sup with you peeps?

What do you mean people like us?

Shame

probably going to sleep soon myself

I just deleted all my lucky star folders

what an extravagant waste of money.

but no...we're in 2016 right now, silly. winter of 2017 is more than a year away.

lucky lucky. morning, maddie. doing fine, how about you

Just laying on the grass and watching the clouds?

You're going to have mid day fatigue at work!

People like... "us"~

Closing down the beer garden

Nothing is too good for me

man ur worrying too much
and if u havent u could ask ur boss to put u somewhere less dense

RIP luckies :(

Aw man, I have to wait approximately 12 hours before more sleep. I wish you a nice slumber^^

I'm okay.

Usually it's all day fatigue every day haha

Ew

Winter 2017 starts in January.

That'd be perfect.

I don't know what that means

The caps I took on my laptop are lost forever and there were some mixed in this one and it bothered me greatly so I just got rid of them
recapping them seemed like too much work

I have been incredibly exhausted since I woke up and I have to go back to work today ;v;
I'm gonna need all the sleep I can get

I will now play with race cars.

Becase race car

The want me there because I'm attractive and I speak English

All the Mexicans work in the back

Well shit... You should eat better foods..

Oh forget it... -hug-

I mean laying on the grass under a tree in the shade

You don't have to play dumb with me lol

Nice

Chi chu

I can't speak Moon desu

I am dumb

You're not~

Awoooo owo

Uh huh
I still don't know what you're implying

I just wanna sleep all week :p

Yeah, probably. I'm up to about 6 meals a week now so I'm getting better about it.

I hate that noise

I know you're lying and there's nothing more I hate than a liar

What the f... eat more food... Who are you trying to be skinny for?

Wai

That would be the best omg

But I want you to say it

ah well then...
dont know why u should get anxious around the guests

Dogs are so annoying x.x

I can't... the norms are watching

I'm trying to eat more. I just said that.

Yus! I love sleep.

They are worthless and so are their opinions.

I'm a Virgo... I'm shy and anxious by nature

I want to tie you up and feed you until you're fat

So true... but together they make a formidable enemy

lol

me too
sometimes I have some really weird dreams tho

...really?

Is there someplace else you could say it then?

Nope

Lame!

The worst

yes

I'm sorry for being lame... also my Skype account got deleted v.v

You used to love me

I don't wanna be fat :(

Ooh, like what?

Then you broke my heart slut.

This place is so boring

Hail Satan

You don't want to have a nice fat ass?

I told you I was clumsy...

Your own fault

nothing wrong w/ a little boring sometimes

how come?
make a new one

Iunno they jump all over the place so it;s really hard to remember them/ talk about them

I hate lovebirds so much...

no u dont

I was posting to many picture's on Erio's chat and they said I was spamming... -sighs- I'm too lazy to make another one

My grammar is so bad....

That's no good.

They stopped responding to me when I started cursing them out

I never understood the appeal.

Why would you do that?

You don't want some cute guy to lose his mind as he lustfully stares at your ass?

They kept saying "You posted CP, we're calling the cops"

you posted cp?

No lol don't look at me like that

I don't know.

scary

...

You don't want to sit on some cute guy's face and let him eat your butt out?

They're assholes and I'm done with them

I have lovebirds, they're loud and annoying, they fly and land on my head and bite me... I hate them... and they shit everywhere

Good on you

s-senpaii

Not really lol

What kind of interview is this?

I... I just want to know if you like anal

kouhai

i think theyre cute

K-kouhai wa

Do you have them? They're evil little things

Haven't tried it yet.

Why are pills white ?
Because if they were black they wouldn't work

I'm not too fluent on weeb speak

Sluuuuuuuuuuut

So you're still pure?

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Weeb speak is overrated

...jerk.

No.

Just rusty.

no just my doggo
pls unblock me

How much do you think your can take?

I blocked you?

How do you mean?

Liiike... can you handle a grown man?

That's why I don't do it much

u said u did

I don't know. I've never tried it. I just said this.

Bye thread...

it's cute when you do it

I did because you were weird

pussy

Don't leave yet

okay ;_ ;
bye

Jerk my dick

Jerk chicken is p good.

Jesus christ, neko.

youtube.com/watch?v=DV8CiRlVTkU

post sonya

Welp, it was nice knowing ya.

Atleast you arent working on your borthday, ill and getting abused.

Burn, baby, burn.
Disco inferno.

I worked 11.5 hours on my birthday, thankyouverymuch

Days like today make me question the will of lord cooper

well excuse me diva tits, but im on a 36 hour shift.

succ

i hear u in the background
whenever i phone
tellin your brother
to say youre gone
;_ ;

You used to call me on muh cellphone

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Get a less strenuous job?

Also any birthday after the 21st is just another day *shrugs*