Vidya Conspiracy/Headcanon thread

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God fucking damn, I remember that shit.

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G-Man is Gordon Freeman from the future.

Everything I like is canon and everything I don't like isn't, in every game ever.

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Canonically you never play as the mercs.
You're just a mook with similar qualities.
Welcome to the reality of employment faggot.

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>the mooks with similar qualities to the original mercs are different people than the mercs but nevermind that they all have the exact same voices, accents, memories, etc. as the original mercs
Are you pretending to be retarded or something?

Makes a lot of sense actually.