So apparently, /aneki/ finally fell to tyranny

bump

You pine for enough.

:)

:(

We aren't close enough you could actually upset me. It's just annoying is all.
I do understand passive aggression.

not really

The greek mythos is essentially times including and between Zeus' horniness.

Yeah, naturally. I dont like those kind of things anyway now. Too hard to keep up sometimes and I prefer personal chats when it comes to steam

its scarey!
they shouting about things...
u_u

well ur gangsta to me

thats hardly passive aggression. its bait~

says the master baiter

Nah, I feel ya.
I only really talk to a few people 1 to 1.

He killed his dad too. And while his dad was a titanic dick too, killing your father's a dick move.

No I wasn't implying I upset you, I am referencing the dismissal of any opposing views.

now at the moment

shouldve said this an hour ago

pining for something and wanting something are not the same thing at all.

just filter or ignore. it's nothing to worry about.

I tend to like the Old Gods more anyhow, they are more human and connect worthy.
Amun be praised.

1v1 me skrublordmeanie.

I dismiss it because it has no weight on my choice to keep or boot Luka.

Place a wager.

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most people care little if not at all about most things, due to the sheer number of things there are and our limited scope of being able to perceive them.

caring happens naturally, but sometimes we have to make the decision. it's a risk to decide to care, which is why so many of us choose not to, and presume others choose not to.

caring opens you up to the pain, as much as the love. especially if we are familiar with the pain, we sometimes try to avoid caring too much.

Missing something, wanting something, whatever.

Wow it's like humans made up the Gods and their history or something.

cool

what do I win?

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Didn't I already say 'fair enough'?

other than some material stuff I have no real desire for things at the moment. I'm a simple person.

a fan

Hey you said it, not me.

just end the conversation already jesus fuck it'll just happen again in a week or so

I am just giving reason to my dismissal.

I tell you the same thing when you tell Bard to KY.

well obviously. if you want to get all metaphysical about it. I mean in my limited sphere of perception and understanding.

yes. you seem to understand my point of view well enough.

you could say it as well. I would not take offense to a true statement being made about me.

but that's diiiiiffereeeeent

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that is different

Do whatever you want, fam.

A bucket of mtndew

wow, you think?

HA

No need for me to actively try and demoralize you. You do that to yourself plenty.

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I don't need it

the first chunk was a joke. that is my sense of humour.

squash look. I called it squash. squash. did you see? did you see how I called it?

see, you get me.

how reprehensible.

so who are you anyway?

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:3

Level 101 time?

Saves me the effort.

and what? u still got it

he is more outspoken and as a result more annoying. he actually tries to have a point and it's fucking insufferable

you fukken know it bitch

you should feel free to assist though. I love the abuse.

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*Chu*

fuck off

;_;

just some guy

fkr should know his place ie. smaller than the space he thinks he's entitled to occupy

Just got texted by a friend asking if I'll be up to party next week.

but that's a bulbasaur

I never asked for this.

You still play MH?

Things to do to cure boredom
1: Shitpost
2: Video games
3: Drink
4: Exercise
5: Masturbate
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED PLEASE RESPOND
THIS IS URGENT

k cool.

well will you be? parties are the worst

you're talkative all of a sudden

Dunno. He only invited me because I bring booze. His other friends are dumbass college kids who think fireball is the pinnacle of beverage.

sounds like it isn't really worth it.

Well, he's generally enjoyable to be around, as is his gf. Only downside of her is she's a vegan.

I'll see how many people he's inviting or if he wants to hang out and vidya.

wait. whatever you choose to do, even if you think you're making a decision, is approximately what you were going to do in the first place. wait a bit longer, and you'll find an answer you're okay with. according to science.

bard seems like punching below your weight

I did 1 4 and 5 and nothing has changed.

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Mandy?

got something against cinnamon?

you're doomed to a life of constantly refilling needs.
maybe you should create a bigger need for yourself.
some bigger purpose, so the answer is obvious what you want to be doing.

:D

well I mean, if you think you'd have fun just hanging out with him then I guess you should go.

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there's no need for the sarcasm

I shitpost about being bored

Better than drinking alone.

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do you smoke or drink as a habit?

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i take percocet when i can

Is it worth trying to do placement matches with a hangover tho

they're sharing a drink they call loneliness

but it's better than drinking alone

who is that goddess

Is this Mandy?

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meow

Yes, love.

gonna tell me?

HOw are you, love?

Just woke up. A bit tired. Head is a little cloudy too. How about yous?

that's not really bad. don't end up a smoker or drinker. it seems to be a thing people arent one day and are the next.

I'm well.
Might nap a bit.

i'll think about it.

Smoking never killed anyone.

Drinkers usually are drinkers from the get go. It starts off not quite so noticeable though.

Naps sounds good. But I don't think I could fall back asleep.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Nah i dont really like drinking. i haven't really smoked anything other than weed and even then i prefer the weed pills

My dick never killed anyone.

Hold me until I do?

Probably not.

they manage to stomach the fact it makes them feel ill.

glad to know you're safer than most.

nice selfie

this has been a weird conversation

But I am too far away.

Not that I would admit anyway.

Well, sure, because it is all about destroying your mind.

Thanks! I bought the hose last night...

now that you mention it, yes. I guess in the context of my brain it wasn't.

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hungry :(

youre digging yourself deeper

i've been down here so long, you have to forgive me if i forget which way's up

I'm sorries.

I am hungry for some pussy....

you just have to spit and see which way it goes

thats a weird way to spell dick

Why?

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i feel bad for the guy getting a bj

I thought about doing that
but a voice stopped me and told me not to

Yea he seems soft.

it's the devil. he doesnt want you to right yourself

looks bent

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My dick was the Zodiac Killer

Yea.

my dick is a piece of shit

But its feminine.

I eat pieces of shit like that for breakfast

then he must've changed his voice. that doesn't make any sense.

I wish the zodiac killer would come to your house and murder everything in it

he comes in many forms

Squash, pls.

Gross.

My landlady and roommates did nothing wrong :(

It was a joke, jeez.

Does it still work

While you are also there**

Sort of.

I wasn't saying I'm not there tho

Just spare them

im rapidly losing friends make it stop

do you work today

:(

yea but I can sense him. it's God that I don't trust, since there's no evidence he exists. goodnight.

You shouldn't have had friends in the first place

What do you mean?

You are the only one i care about dying so I am not worried about them

Define "work"

I will accept my inevitable death with dignity and grace.

there are more reasons than that to distrust him. goodnight

i do not disagree

No, I have the next 3 days off.

any plans

Then why ask to make it stop?

Get hard

Too bad it's not happening for real

Everyone dies, Neko

Send you dick pics.

It takes 5evr, but it still can.

colbert fav horror movies

Dream Theater: The Movie

it's like a selfish feeble plea or something

dont get my hopes up

Some should die sooner than others

Oh my
That sounds awful. But you probably don't mind do you

I mean I haven't listened to it in forever but good start

Numero uno is and always be The Exorcist

Following that... It Follows was great, I'm a huge fan of Ringu and the Ju-on series, uh... there's a lot really, any specific type of horror that you like?

I'll let you do you

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I know babe

I'll try to hasten the inevitable for ya

*always will be

Nah, it's pretty rad. I don't mind.

Try a bullet

how vague

brb

Duly noted.

Squash has it.

REACHING OUT TO EMBRACE THE RANDOM

REACHING OUT TO EMBRACE WHATEVER MAY COME

If this is Mandy then I too have it

good for him

Do you have plans to get it removed or are you keeping it?

Um ok

No you don't.

But that is god for you...

i dunno im totally new to it
i guess i would prefer more atmospheric creepiness than just scary things happening

I only hate my balls with a fiery passion. The pee pee can stay for all I care.

what

I don't think I could live without being able to cum lol
Why don't you like yours?

But I do, though

Ah. If atmosphere is your thing, definitely start with It Follows. I like that kinda horror too, but I'm blanking on other movies right now

I'll get back to you

There is a good possibility that I will send one to you. Maybe. Possibly. What did we decide was payment for that though?

Post it.

2scared

They just shouldn't be there.

And you still cum it's just.. different I guess.

cool i will watch it follows then
thanks a bundle!

Don't be a pussy, colby,

i dont want to be yanked around and ive lost interest anyway

np fam

Slow burn horror movies are great

B-but...

I'll probably never understand how that works

Fair enough.

Fucking post it.

OH SCI I REMEMBERED ONE

Watch Suspiria, Sabrina recommended me that one and it's great. It's an Italian one from like the 70's I think

Make me!

lol Yeah, I guess not.

Oh and also [REC] is also pretty good

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Quarantine did it better.

cool i read u

Sickening.

Post it or I kill Lulu.

I mean if you're a fan of terrible acting and butchering what used to be decent movies then by all means watch Quarantine

Good luck nigga

Mad cause bad.

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Yes, Quarantine was bad

Fite me

lol #1 john lennon

Hush and let me enjoy things

August Underground's Mordum tho
entry lvl horror 10/10

Fucking bring it on!

Mad cause bad??

How was your festival thingy?

Find me something to enjoy and we've got a deal.

Added to my to watch list

I'll rek u kid

Why do I have to do the legwork?

I'll fuk u arse, m8.

HAH, YOU FOOL

YOU WILL ONLY EMPOWER ME

Cause you're the one that knows how.

For myself, and only barely

You're on your own in that department

With my jizzum!

Well, thats a first
Lemme know if you make through it

oh

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Who even calls it that

Yeah okay no this is edginess for edginess' sake

I'm sure you'll find it eventually

Cool people. Now stop being a pussy and post it. I want to see what you have that you think is me.

Well now that you think I have it the secret is more fun

If you pay attention to it you can totally feel the victims fear and despair
Worth it I say

I should've known that shit came from you

I know you don't have anything of me, so that is not a worry. It is more just interesting.

Maybe sometime after I find the energy to leave my house and buy more rum

Pussy.

No u.

xDDDDDD

If you like snuff stuff its actually good.

I doubt it.

amazing fam, how you?

I don't, so

Well then don't I guess

I don't know.

pleb

*huggu*

Salut

Prost.

nyanpasu

kill yourself still

I was posting keions earlier you missed it bard

I feel betterish now

#blog

Hi Bardo

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Heil hitler

Good meowning I hope your day is starting off well

it's never too late to post K-Ons

I hope you can get to feeling better than just betterish soon elma

It's still a pretty young day
nice to see you around this morning

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Y-yeah, me too. I'm doing some love thyself bullshit now and it's kinda working iunno.

I have never heard it put that way. Interesting.

The problem is my keion folders are all too big to put on my phone. Azusa is over 2gb and 4000+
I am not waiting for that to load onto ny phone

will you talk to me now bard. now that i have met your requirements

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Is patchy autistic ?

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas bish yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Hell yeah being happy in your own body is the [most likeley] first and probably most important step to being happy in general

You doing much to enjoy the weekend or just hanging round?

haha sounds like azusa is a BIG FATTY!!!!!!!!!

Maybe make a choice cuts of your fave images whitle it down to like 250 images for mobile posting?
Maybe even less than that since we dont have a dduplocate image thing here on 8ch

awooo

S e v e r e l y

do not

fucking figures.

awoooooooooooooooooooooo

awoooooooooooooooooooo

DO NOT

Hehe Did you know she was my very first avatar ever?
I have so many it's hard to choose just a few. I don't like missing images.

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol wow

Hi.

It's really really helpful but is much easier said than done sometimes.

I tried sleeping in a little and I got Chinese food that made me sick so now I'm just doing whatever it is a Welma does.

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Azu was? How long ago was that?

i gotta admit Yui was mine
Why'd you choose her in the first place?
alil embvarassing but I chose Yui Cause Haikuus used her and I kinda just followed them around in the user threads for a while lol

aw jeez that's a lil worrysome to hear
well helll yeah though if loving yourself doesnt work, doing it with food is a good alternative
I'm made hungry here myself today chinese sounds awesome

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When I first started posting on mlpchan in 2012. I used a couple of images i saved from some /a/ tripfag who was obsessed with her. Everyone thought I was some faggot named milky. I still have no idea who that is.
Yui is my favorite keion but Azusa definitely fits me more so that's why I used her.

pffthahahaha

you've always been a kitty cat huh

I've heard of milky and maybe seen them post at darwin once or twice in the old Holla Forums threads
I think they invented the namesync

:3

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you love it babe

Yeah she was another reason I called myself neko. I almost forgot about that lol

anyone drink

Got any cats or pets irl nneko?

No I don't.

that's akarin

why is this high school student like 25 years old

Later when I'm motivated enough to go out and buy some

I did but I had to give her away
Right around the time i started posting too.
That's the other way i got my name as well, so i would never forget her

gee
thanks

oh

I am a master chef

Ah neko I'm really sorry
that's sad a fuck
It breaks my heart rhearing about gttting seperated from pets
Its pretty painful for us humans but
Fuck manI can't even imagine how hard it must be on the animals
they cant even understand, you know?

I used to havea red bone coonhound when I lived in texas I owned for years and years and then we had to get rid of him when we moved
Any plans to ever get another?

already very drunk, yes

Rude.

*pet*

I've had a few pints but they're starting to wear off

take me while i'm still tipsy

Cuppers pls

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i think im a bit tupsy
because I thought you said that about me
whatchu drinkin?

danke

take you where?

yeah it's bad when i am rude huh

Preferably in public

I've been drinking since 10 am and I don't give a fuck what you think about it.

cranberry vodka

It tends to make me limp.

are you on your period?

??

hahah cause fruit

i gotta whiskey

Fine, take this then

god what a fucking tragedy

Ian am I gonna regret this

ur a fruit

I get into nothing but trouble and situations by letting those assumptions slide.

It's only logical this is mandy
Good morning Mandy

Animals can definitely tell when something is wrong. I was really sad when I had to get rid of her and she came up and snuggled me and was just being the sweetest thing which was really rare to see from her.

I really want one but we already have two dogs and they are assholes so it would not be wise to get one. I don't think we could handle another pet right now anyway

Yes. Deeply.

You're doing it again.

What? What logic dictates that?

Though, you will be able to play with Darwin so there's that

Sugoi, my first game I just max'd jinx's w and e and roamed AMA

that's fucking terrible man I'm really sorry

Dogs are pretty cute too what kinds do you have? I've always been surrounded with them in my life

I unno you sound pretty mandy ish
If I'm wrong Ill leave ya be user enjoy your day

i am

i am feeling very combative and vindictive

imnota fruit
what makes ta think that

Am I gonna regret this?

You're doing it right, good job

Okie dokie.

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Pfft.

What's up, Moogs? Just same old stuff? Anything I can do?

you say like thats a good thing for desu

i will text wall you on steam

Probably not, it's not as good as the first one but a lot better than 2. Also why can't I level stats in that game it's so dump

Oh you'll talk to him but not me about things.

They're both mutts
The mommy is an Australian/European Shepherd and the puppy is both of those and also half blue heeler.
We had to give his dad away but he was a full blooded heeler.

Here is the puppy his name is panda

tell fool i say hi

I accept that.

I am like a big brother.

It is tho

I already have the first one so. BECAUSE FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a bully after all

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You can tell
you can see in his eyes
thats the type of nigga who got broads in Atlanta
How long have you had them for haha

ever teach them any cool tricks?

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you dismissed me earlier today

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You never tell me when I ask.

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We had him since he was born
I'm not sure exactly how long ago that was but he is only a few months old. He knows how to shake but that's about it

wow squash you ask him about things but not me

i see how it is

i am referring to

wow loco you comment on his posts but not me

i see how it is

You told me to let it go. Where did you expect me to go with that even?

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you ever just when you're feeling bored or not doing much look at your dog and then just go over and lay down with them on the floor
That is something I always enjoy doing its k inda nice to just lay around lol

what the fuck iis this coldbert

wow you are all passive aggressive dicks

and not me

wow

Me

Yeah it's the best
Ny dogs love snuggling too so they always come up to me when I do
It's the best ^^

this

I am so embarrassed

oi you wanna fuckin go cheeky blimey cunt mate

You tryna john lennon up in 'ere luv???

That's rude.

If you have to know, my last dream was stealing priceless works of art to betray my old partner (played by Bruce Willis). There was then a Jason Bourne-esque chase scene on foot and then I woke up when he shot me.

This follows a few themes my dreams have been lately: Action stars, chase scenes, and waking upon being shot.

I only seem to dream about zombies and being gutted/butchered/butchering others.
My subconscious is full on Edge.

I'm an active aggressive dick tyvm

i'm an absoolute fucking MADMAN

wow, glad you could crawl out of your hole.

You seen Jezza K?

sounds like you have anxieties

and crush on movie stars

That sounds like a terrifying common dream to have

What does it mean though, Bard?

No shit.

And yes. Jason Statham is top-tier.

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You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness....
I loved you...you were my brother Scootaloo

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