______ Beach resort

Right, so a CEO wants some of that sweet virgin cash and to get it he wants you to make him a game like DoAX3 but with any other series. The only condition is that you need 9 and only 9 women from the same series to put in the game.
What series would you pick and what characters? I would pick street fighter and have Chun-li, Cammy, Elena, Ibuki, juri, Makoto, Laura, R.mika and Karin.

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Pokemon. 8 of the female characters the player can play as from the past generations and one pokemon. Everybody is happy.

Its like you hate shekels

If its lucario id bet all the furries would buy it. you'd be surprised how much those furred faggots spend of their fetish.

On* their fetish

I am an idiot.

Another fighting game is an easy pick.

I'd probably go slightly different with it and have what would be called Dissidia Beach Resort.
The 9 limitation is the hard part.

VII

Similarly

VIII

Wait a minute

X

I'm noticing a pattern.

Honestly though keeping in tone with the pattern I'd probably pick
Over the FF8 women.

I feel like Biohazard Beach Resort would be easier.

UABeach Vollyball. I'm counting the witches together as a single character.

Nobody wants a beach volleyball game about ugly, fat, Western children.

Metal Gear Volleyball
featuring:

Only one of them is actually fat though.

Operational Art of War

Persona
>mara

I miss him.

Legend of Zelda Beach Volleyball

I hope marin is designed off of adult malon from oot

Neptunia, because it would actually happen.

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You could have picked Garnet, Iris, Ashe, Penelo, or even Serah, and you went with Lightning? Pull it together, man.

Crash Team Volleyball

Actually, upon further consideration, Sid Meier's Civilization: Extreme Beach Volleyball

Ass Effect Citadel Volleyball
>Secret character Wrex

There, I fixed your list and got one rep per-mainline game.

id switch ashei for Midna but otherwise you're pretty good.

I love it.

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Touhou volleyball

Just trust me CEO-man, I'm totally not making this as my personal fap fuel and this has the potential to go mainstream. This is your CoD killer right here.
Inb4 someone tells me my taste in 2hus is garbage Fuck you I'd include them all if I could

Even if it is, its gonna sell, touhou fans are quite obsessive about it. On the other hand though they also make mountains of porn so maybe they have enough and wont buy it.

shit / 10

Tekken Xtreme Beach Volleyball

>Bonus DLC Character: Eliza

Fuck your rules, genre crossover: survival horror

I mean if you're gonna break the rules atleast include regina.

Regina is a better fit for an overpriced DLC character. It's what capcom would want, anyways.
Secret character is Edward Carnby
Secret secret character is Frank West

No lulu ? you fixed nothing

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Skullgirls, with Xrd style grafics so it doesn't lose the 2d edge.

Literally the perfect waifubait game

Maybe then they could fit the whole goddamn roster of girls

Just post more biches.

But user, dumping lewds is verboten.

TimeSplitters Beach Resort

Jo-Beth Casey
Venus Starr
Christine Malone
Kitten Celeste
Gretel Mark 1 (2 or 3 could also work)
Viola
Jungle Queen
Amy Chen
Candi Skyler

bump.

Just as long as the faggots that made SG don't make it, they'd probably censor the shit out of it like they did to their own game.

I forgot entirely about that, still confuses me how you can make a fighting game with that much fanservice and still fall prey to SJW dogma.

SMT beach volleyball:
>Secret Character: Yumiko (Digital Devil Story)
>Secret Secret Character: Volleyball Frost (Original)

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So would Dante be the Zack of the game?

I didn't even think about who would be the host of the beach resort but yeah sure why not, Dante owns a beach resort now.

she'd have some woefully frumpy one piece swimsuit on or a t-shirt over a bikini top and i would jerk off to it relentlessly

they gave her a bikini in TTT2 she counts now

At least, break it down properly…
SF2~ Chun Li, Cammy
SF3~ Elena, Ibuki
SF4 ~ Viper, Juri
SF0 ~ Sakura, Karin
SF5 ~ Laura

That's only one character with different outfits. You're supposed to pick 9.

The game and characters

X-COM


At this point I've run out of named characters, but let's continue. Every other spot is to be occupied by customizable characters with locked in personalities. You'll be able to customize their appearance in much the same way that you can in recent X-COM games (plus have a breast size slider), including their name (as is X-COM tradition) and country of origin. The default models will be (loosely) inspired by X-COM UFO Defense soldier appearances.

The 6 custom girls will have different personalities available to them, with different sets of animations and voice clips to match, their personalities are prone to switch up temporarily (i.e. for a round) if something dramatic happens. They reset to default after the match.

and whatever else you could think of that fits the mold.

The Costumes

Initially they'll all have recruit gear, and you earn better swimsuits as you progress through the game. Their recruit gear will actually not be bikinis, but the uniforms rookies start on in X-COM UFO Defense. As they get more experience, they gain research material for Vahlen to come up with new costume equipment designs, allowing players to gain gradually more revealing outfits that grant them greater abilities/boosts. These outfits will need to be built by Shen in exchange for items earned in matches.

The Story

As Commander of X-COM you have learned that the planetary conflict between Earth and alien forces is bloody and tragic for both jobs. Defending Earth is part of your job, but there has to be a better way.

Taking inspiration from the Olympic games, you decide to invite the aliens to one island on Earth where your team of the world's best soldiers will challenge them to a series of games of volleyball. The x-rays are intrigued by this novel method of conflict resolution and agree to settle their score with Earth that way. If they win, Human governments must either conduct diplomacy with the aliens to fulfill their terms (genetic material for experimentation, raw materials from the planet including uranium, etc.) or face the prospect of the cease-fire coming to an end. Humans likewise will gain the aliens leaving Earth alone if they win. Earth must win a series of beach volleyball tournaments with the aliens to avoid the war coming back.

Unforunately, the aliens don't grasp the point of sending attractive women in bikinis

The Gameplay

X-COM Beach Resort will focus on turn-based probability-based gameplay. The girls' (and the x-rays') side of the court will be divided into a hexagonal grid of some size. There will be 2v2 beach volleyball matches in which the ball is actually some ultra-light and ultra-durable "ball" (made of alien alloys) and the players will be armed with guns (unlike standard beach volleyball). Like beach volleyball, they are only allowed to shoot the ball when it's on their side.

As is long-standing tradition with the X-COM series, everything is luck-based. There will be a ref to oversee that the rules are followed, but you will be given the option to attempt to break the rules at the expense of losing a point rather than gaining one if you're caught (so you'll only want to do it in clutch situations). The ball will not travel far if shot, it'll just be like hitting a regular volley ball, but at a distance.

The odds on hitting the ball directly by positioning yourself well are very high, but for style (and additional distance) you can opt into striking it with the butt of your rifle at a lower probability. Lower yet is the chance of hitting it at a distance, but that depends on what you select.

Your opponents will initially just be other volleyball rookies, but when the alien teams arrive, it progresses much the same way as a standard X-COM game would. First you'll be facing small, weak moderately psionically powered Sectoids. Then it'll upgrade to Thin (optionally, Wo)Men, and Mutons. Then Terror from the Deep stuff like Aquatoids and Gillmen comes to the surface after the first tournament. Finally a third tournament happens with Mechtoids, Ethereals, Muton elites, etc.

After the three tournaments Earth is saved and you are given a free-play/sandbox style mode (and access to online competitive) to play around in.

Soulcalibur Beach Volleyball sounds good.

son, we need to talk

oven mitts

He could crawl around use his crotch to hit the ball.

Didn't Harada want to make Leo a male?

current Leo identity timeline

Tekken 6 - Leo was made androgynous with no clear gender in mind.
tekken tag 2 - Leo is announced as female, full name Eleonore Kliessen, has bikini in customization options
tekken 7 - In the English version Leo is reffered to as he/him, in Japanese version no identifying pronouns are used

I would much prefer Leo to be a cute reverse trap but even if they have to go and make it fucking gay I'll still play Leo because I like baijiquan.

Ya fucked up with these two.
Could've at least gone with a theme.

gay.

You deserve a (you)

I cant believe someone other than me remembers her.

Dark Souls: Beach Resort

Also I have to ask will it feature snek titties?

Sticking with your FF theme.

Weeaboos should be gassed

No reason not to. Enough of the fanbase would want them.

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I think his point was you'd make more money by having more pokemon than humans in it.


Holy shit, I didn't know how much I wanted this.


Because they had a very vocal minority complaining, I'm sure. Hence, Indivisible isn't looking too good on that front other than we'll get another Valkyrie Profile game. Not to mention that SG alienated a lot of people who didn't want fuckhuge combos to cater to the people who slowly changed it to that and while everyone else left, it became more and more catered to the one small, dedicated group.


>Hidden Boss: Catherine/Katherine.
Nagi and Nemissa are top tier though. Would buy and play as Nemissa and try to team up with Nagi for pairs volleyball.

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why not both? you could have like trainers doing volleyball with their pokemons!

By the way, this is the cancer that infected and killed 4cuck back in the day before even SJWs got stranglehold on it.
Here's your (((you))).

dont give it attention you git.

bump.

too bad modern Crapcom doesn't have the balls to do something like this and not censor it.

And this is why we dont use the monkeys paw.

A philosophy to live by.

This would unironically sell

Fire Emblem Volleyball: Best Girls edition
and because we gotta cover every game
>Secret Character:Hector in speedo

X-men pick any 7 + Rogue and Psylocke all as drawn by Jim Lee

I'm not sure modern jiggle physics are equipped for that.

I'd have to go with Pokemon as well, but let's mess with the roster a touch.

Pokemon PCs: Lopunny, Gardevoir, and Lucario to cater to the furries. There, that's done and leaves us with six more to work with.

Humans: Olivia (And the fact no one posted here earns you all my eternal disgust), Gold/Silver Era Misty (Representing first gen, but using the aged up version to avoid the loli issue that WOULD spring up. Not about appeasement but avoiding headaches.), Clair, Flannery, Skyla, and Elesa.

I'd also include the girls from the elite 4 as unlockable characters, with Cynthia as the final unlockable. Because NOT including Cynthia in this game would be even worse than not including Olivia, but she should not be easy to get.

Could also include a DLC character pack of all the girls from the various Teams through the series. Top it all off with Jessie from the Anime.

DLC Character Pack 2 would include all the gym leader ladies I missed in the first go. (I was focused primarily on who would look best in a swimsuit with that selection)

DLC Character Pack 3 would have more anime exclusive characters such as Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Aya (Koga's sister), and so on.

DLC Character Pack 4 would just be more furry fodder. The Pokemon the furries would go for beyond the three I already listed.

Boom. Money in the bank son, money in the bank.

Yeah, I know. 4 DLC character pack's. I'm the same kind of scum that's ruining gaming. Thing is, I wanted the vanilla game to follow a sort of Gym and League theme, and most of the packs would cash with that. Additionally, none of the DLC characters would be significantly stronger than any of the vanilla cast, it's pure waifu bait. I'm not selling power here.

and also avoiding the law.

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And dropped, stop bieng a cuck

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gamefreak would make easy money

Resident Evil

Jill, Sheva, Sherry, Alexa Ashford, Excella, Rebecca, Helena, Hunnigan and Claire

Didn't include ANY of the female PC' for the same reason I used G/S Misty.


If I included the Loli's I'd have to put up with screeching Soccer moms bitching about sexualizing children as well as possible legal issues that could lead to restricted sales along side those same Soccer Moms and the Rainbow Hair Brigade bitching about peddling smut to kids/sexualizing women

This way, I only have to deal with one group screeching, with the added bonus in that they won't have much of a leg to stand on with it.

Plus, I WOULD have plans for a PC port. Meaning, players could mod them in.


Who do you think would make up most of the Anime Characters pack?

my nigga.

Its like you havent learned nothing the past few years…

Wayfoward

I thought of Valkyria Chronicles. The first one.
And sell the rest as DLC

>Monara

Kill yourself.

I still dont get what the point of her was besides "muh stronk womyn" switch her out for ysera.

bump

I don't know if you know what censor means but if the original plan is to use an older lady, it's not censorship to cater to your fetish.

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hey if you got any luck konami might do it now that pachinko stopped being profitable.

Probably would end up being Shantae beach resort featuring Patricia.

Still though I hope those 2 bathing girls show up if it ever happens.

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user please its the current year, we gotta get money.

I'd go with FF.

As for 9 characters I'd probably go with

I love it.

yes please

Rottytops = Patricia > Risky boots > Shawntay >>>>> the rest

Fallout.
Robots only?

I want to fuck an Assaultron.

this would be fun and interesting

Granted she would probably want to but I doubt she would be very good at it.

KOF14 beach!

Arcana Hearts

considering mai is in DoA this might actually happen or atleast well get mai and angel in DoAx3.

pokemon
drapion
wailord
dunsparce
metagross
registeel
weedle
cosmog
porygon-z
muk

I wanna say you're joking but considering the shit I have seen you might actually want to fuck muk.

I dont know why rottytops is so popular but I agree patricia is top tier.

Shantae & Patricia I'd fug and hug forever.

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Wouldn't that mean that you would be forced to play as Athena at certain points?

bumpers

is that a bad thing?