Since I don't have the time nor mind to figure out

since I don't have the time nor mind to figure out
the nursery rhymes that helped us out in making sense of our lives

the cruel uneventful state of apathy releases me
I value them but I won't cry every time one's wiped out

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youtube.com/watch?v=vyBKvx38txk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormwood_(Bible)
youtube.com/watch?v=Ax13TcTGL50
youtube.com/watch?v=gmw4_u55kos
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/702176889
bestgore.com/execution/three-men-execution-isis-shogun-blast-head/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

imma watch more brown element girl

i hope they did something positive for you in the end

only took four minutes to make, too.
you should have seem my pony day walls. one was so big it took up two entire posts because the field was too long. had like 24 replies in it.

I dunno, action is not really my thing, unless it also has comedy as a main facet

And yeah I'm busy but I wish I wasn't, just what I have to do, except for the smash part
I play Sheik, but I'm thinking about switching to Fox

have fun, cutie.

Considering how easy it was to get back in and how well received I am there I can only hope to work through the company and not through the temp service.
I'll make $5-7 more once I do.

who

And it took you almost the full thread duration to finish one post

Wanna play something soon?

if you want something comedy and action, one piece would be a good one. there's also like 750 episodes so you'll pretty much never run out.

both are horrible. I mean, they are the only really viable options, but that just makes me hate them more. the comp smash scene is so boring and stale, honestly.

yes. when I was new in the pony threads I actually wasn't good at typing at all. my amount of activity in them forced me to get good at typing, and now I type faster than almost everyone I know.

sure.

congrats

his name is silence. he's from the pony threads. old friend of mine.

silence. this guy is mentally deficient, so handle with care.

Wonderful.
I need to stress test this net.


How's the job hunt on your end?

I bet that's not the only thing you want to stress test.

Who? Who me, or who character?
I am confused

That's too long for me to feel comfortable sinking my teeth into, but maybe at some point

Well there are 8 tournament viable characters in melee, but yeah it's hard to not just choose one of the top tiers

I also was awful at typing before the threads, I never used to use my computer at all, so I had to git gud fast

I knew what I was getting myself into by posting again

OH GOD WITH NO RENT TO PAY HERE I CAN AFFORD MORE DRAGON DILDOS

tried a couple places just yesterday..
hopefully... some one calls me this week...

I am honestly surprised it took this long to see dragon dildos mentioned here

trust me. take the dumbest people from the pony threads and multiply that by some really high number and you still won't understand how much of an idiot sci is.

yeah it's hard to get into it. I got into it way back when there was only like 300 episodes. the show was so young...

I played a lot of smash 4 for a while. then my play group...left.
I still have it though.

I can't even handle the one I have yet. it's getting very frustrating.

what are you about

If you are legitimately interested in gainful employment I would be willing to assist you should you trust me to help fill out your forms with you. Though that means I would know sensitive info about you, but I honestly wouldn't use them for malicious intent.


Usually it's dog dildos.


I can only say go slow and take your time.

well obviously. that doesn't make me any more patient to know that being patient is the answer, though.

I dunno man, guy named skye in the Holla Forums thread was pretty bad

I never really got into smash 4, it was fun for me practicing the advanced techniques in melee. Just sucks that I'm in such a strong region for smash

I'm about a lot of things, would you like a list of interests or something?

I imagine those are much more manageable

answer in any way you like

It took me 2 months to manage the one I had.
You have time.


The knots would prove otherwise.

yeah I really can't even fathom trying to break into the comp scene at this point. the top players are just so good and have been at it for years and years. it must be really hard. river has been trying to get into it as well and she keeps losing at tournies even though the last time she visited we played and she was insanely good at captain falcon.

goodness.

Thanks.

luka why are u posting this poor guys avatar

Up to you.
Message me on Discord sometime should you care for help.

luka, you're looking for a job? that's good to hear.

Sci, why are you posting?

huh..


okay


this is news?

Alright, my interests are mostly what make me so I'll go with that
I love metal music, smash bros, cutesy anime, drinking, smoking, overwatch, dota and otherwise slacking as much as possible

The knots on them still end up smaller than the shafts on most dragon dildos

I'm consistently getting 7th at my locals, best player in our region is ranked 17th in central florida which is the third best region, it's a rough hill to climb, but at least I'm a respected player locally

well, yes. to me at least. I didn't know you were looking.

silence guys started posting and all of a sudden u started posting with the same character
what's that about


expand on metal music

gross. being respected is the worst.

overwatch has been my thing lately. I've been getting pretty good at it, even though I royally suck at the fps genre. guess that's what happens when you pump 300 hours into something.

i don't try talking about that, causes too many issues around here.

I completely understand.

i like her.

...im watching u...

It really depends.
The one I use has a knot that is the size of both my fists.
I can take it, or I could. I haven't had it with me in a year.

...

well tsuchi is here.

*hugs for comfort*
at least you are one of the nice ones~

Wrong gif name.

I do tend to prescribe to the notion that being a dick for no reason is stupid.

I'll wrong your gif name, bub.

Mostly djent and progressive stuff
Opeth, protest the hero, animals as leaders, tesseract are examples

I'm Diamond in ranked, my aim and reactions kind of suck but I know how to play smart so I can still do alright

As you should

That's actually insane, and sounds painful

...

It's fucking amazing.
Back in a sec. Need food from store.

youtube.com/watch?v=eoGd0wx4rj0

you are freind ♥


i also have a folder of the pretty blondie lady
:)

Obviously not.

i know each of those a bit
tool opinion go

rude

you've been playing a lot of ptr huh. I haven't tried any of that yet. I suppose I probably should get some practice in with some of the changed characters but all the ones that are changing who I play regularly aren't changing enough to be worth it. and I'm certainly not going through the stress of comp in ptr where it won't count. if you're that good though maybe you can be part of our playgroup for ranked.

yes.

I have been tricked. bamboozled. flummoxed. lead astray. deceived. and otherwise misled.

smiles you devious mastermind.

Later

She is also pretty cute, the entire cast is honestly, it has nice art

I like tool, not fanatically, but I enjoy a lot of their songs

McFucking kill yourself.

I should stop doing this before they get pissed.

all right
i really need to dig into metal more desu senpai
probably my weakest genre

but I thought pissing him off was one of your primary functions.

nope

you are bad

You never say such things. Capped.

...

Nonsense.
I'm a great person.

I'm an egotistical, small dicked, jealous, pompous asshole.

Nice to meet you, can you guess my name?

I just went in to see what my ranking would turn out to be and then stopped, I really haven't been playing much lately, been focusing on grinding my melee game

Periphery, Textures, mastodon, karnivool, skyharbor, lamb of god, gojira, katatonia, irepress, intervals, plini
There are some bands I like

tsuchi?

...oh Sushi stole your name...

...

Boo and/or sci?

They hate you just as much.

no

Hah.

Hell

That description fits most of the posters. Could be sama, or tp, or even darwin.

kek

yeah. you need to practice like, constantly to do comp melee.

being double tricked is the worst.

McFucking kill yourself. :P

thanks i will do some investigation
btw dont listen to cupcake he's just trying to fit in with the furries
take this youtube.com/watch?v=vyBKvx38txk bye

stop being such a gullible bitch

:(
smiles pls don't become evil...

I am literally in a call where they make fun of you more than I do.

Just like when you constantly go on Steam and say "you ignored me :(" whenever you make :) posts at them.

I'm not talking to either of you now. you've annoyed me.
going to go to badfox's board where you two losers can't follow me.

It's far too late.

Tsuchi is rubbing off in her.

Funny joke.

...

...

I didn't mean you. although I rarely talk to you either.

Mhm, especially if I want to make the switch to fox, can't wait to kill my hands

I should probably be doing my homework right now, but it's so easy to fall back into a posting habit, maybe this is how I can quit smoking, replace one habit for another

So far this sounds pretty cool, later

...

...

not good.... too lewd. poisoned by the devil!

I'm rarely here nowadays and probably don't have you on steam.

I would say definitely quit smoking. been getting another friend of mine to quit as well.

yeah life is full of little tragedies like that.

...

I know that's what I should do, getting around to doing it however is another story
At least I'm not drinking every single night anymore

Oh no what a subtle slip of the tongue. How foolish I feel.


Nah, he's not full Mickey Mouse levels yet, he's more like Wormwood.

I was drinking almost daily for a while. back to just on weekends, but it's pretty fucking excessive on weekends.

I assumed you did it on purpose. it's funny either way.

huh?
what's worm wood?
...looks like some kind of joke tbh

Go back to full alcoholic mode.

For a while I was drinking the nights before I had to go to work at like 6 am, I was in a rough spot
But now I have weed and so drinking isn't as appealing

Was sarcasm, Cup.


Read the Screwtape letters.

I'm no depressed enough.

I've never liked weed as much as drinking. if weed is the type of smoking you meant I take back what I said about quitting. just cut back if it's an issue.

shut up. I knew that.

shut up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormwood_(Bible)
I was thinking it was this.

looks satirical

Nah I've been smoking cigs too, that's what I need to quit
I'm fine with the weed, at least until I am about to graduate

that would have been cs lewis's reference point for his book. the screwtape letters are letters from the devil to one of his minions. or was it the other way around...

there's really no reason to entirely quit weed. I still smoke once in a while. it's good clean fun.

...

Riiiiiight.

That was sarcasm as well, just to let you know.


Wormwood is used in a billion different things, but only one I know of started as a demon from C S Lewis. Everyone referencing a character from Wormwood was from that.


Your eyes seem to work, then.

I've never read any of C S Lewis that I can remember.

I'll need to quit once I start job hunting, that's the only reason I'm going to stop
But for right now, getting high and watching anime is my favorite pastime

*not

and I haven't been. pretty big mood turn around. those are normal for me. I will be depressed as shit again sooner or later, don't worry.

SHUT UP I KNEW THAT

I haven't read the screwtape letters myself, but I have heard of them. I read the entirety of the chronicles of narnia multiple times. they are some of my favorite books.

oh, yeah. at least until you get in the door, huh. can't fail that drug test. but at least once you get going you should be okay. I've never once worked a job that actually used their right to randomly drug test.

Bipolar as fuck.

literally, yes. a legitimately diagnosed mental condition.

Screwtape is a higher level demon writing letters to his nephew Wormwood, teaching him how to corrupt a Christian man through subtleties and temptations.


Too easy.

ah. right right. I really do need to read it at some point. cs lewis is amazing.

Yeah I'll probably start up again later, we shall see
I don't know when that will even be though with how lackadaisical I've been with my classes

There's pills for that.

...

never any doubt.

Is Silence Soto?

It's good, as classics go.


Hm.

Everyone shut the fuck up, Overwatch patch just went live!

Dunno who that is, so nope

It's a Holla Forums pony, apparently.

Fuck off freeman

i doubt you.

That's disgusting.

Yeah, fuck those threads.

I don't care?

it has mellowed out considerably as I grew older. I haven't taken meds for it in years. the depression on the other hand...I could see a case being made for getting help with that. but I probably won't. anti depression meds leave me incredibly soulless. it's not fun. even worse than the depression more consistently, actually.

get more adaisical with them, then.

old friend of mine from the pony threads. gonna just keep bringing them here.

wait seriously?
we should play.

pfft. this guy.

Yeah, all pony posters are shitters, right?

...

...

Giving my underage tank Hold Hits was the best thing I've ever done for myself in this game.

She binds large aragami very consistently and I am never let down when it happens. :3

Get pills to make you happy.
Alternatively, drugs.

that's super great rin.

the fuck do you think all the drinking was for?

Was at least

I'm not sure exactly how to achieve adaisical status

upvote

you stop lacking.

Because you've lost any semblance of control in your life?

and to self medicate.

That's something I can't do
I will always be lacking

I guess I should have realized he liked tsunderes. :^)

k

cool


All posters everywhere are shitters so you are not wrong.


Same. But we probably never met when I posted. I recognize your name but only as something that was mentioned. I was just another guy that posted Jack Spicer in an eternity past.

care

it's okay to have a small penis, silence. no one here judges you for it.

Yes seriously, I tried to start PTR, it was down, played a match of live, then the title screen told me to update and I just played my first match!

excellent. where the hell did squash go?

Likewise, I vaguely recognize your trip

No.

itty.

bitty.

why dont you care about anything?

Nah, that's just shoddy memory. I didn't even use this trip back then. It was either !TNTest or !TestFlizTo back then.

Name's Test. Sup.

I'll play if we get Squish.

I care about many things.

One thing I don't care about is whether you doubt me or not.

he went off for food I think. should be back soonish.
we might have to go less than six though if we want to play comp right now.
I'd rather try some quickplay and get used to the patches anyway. and learn the new level.

You're asking for it boyo

well the test part is what I remember, though I may have only heard that in passing from someone else in the threads, maybe esquire, I dunno, anyway yo, nice to meet you

would you like to play overwatch with us?

Sure why not

what do you care about then?

cup#11870

Scotch, whiskey, bourbon, rum, vodka, beer, schnapps, liqueurs, and mead, to name a few.

not sure if the show just takes a shot at your feelings or that I'm just sensitive

Definitely the latter.

I don't like agreeing with that

You're a fruit.
It's okay; everyone knows.

gay thread

it's okay to have feelings

...

I mean, let's face it.

Everyone here has at least one dick they're gonna suck. :^)

...

Doubts are raised

Autofellatio counts.

Later fags.

:(

ay y'all gonna spit or what nigga
go loud

What.

I'm so glad I ate fast to join that game.
Goooooooly.

alcohol

Give me your gayest (you)

I miss haikus.............

youtube.com/watch?v=Ax13TcTGL50

I don't think you deserve one.

...

When you have a dream about a major deadline that doesn't make sense for you to have but you still panic.

did every1 died

...

Bring me Lisa.

What of it.

If I knew where she was you know I'd already be there. I was thinking about her last night before I went to sleep and my heart still aches from it

They're either being lame and not in thread, or being lame and playing overwatch while not in thread.

It's almost been two years since her last email...


I support the latter. They're lame either way.

I had to double check the name. When did you start being a poster again?

Oriyan~

;_; feelsbadman

2012.


It's been a while, Yan.


That it does.

It sure has Lewlew!

You knew what I meant slut

Are you going stick around for long this time?

Are you still insane?


Darling, you've lost me.


I doubt that.
Who are you?

Alright, I'm back. Good morning.

Forget it ._.

I can't even


Morning Goggers! Sleep better?

Gee, good question. I'm not sure.
Maybe?

Ohayou

Do you want a hug?


I'll assume so.
Is blood-chan still around?

M-Maybe

Bebop
Aww how come?

...

*Loops my arms around you and squeezes tenderly, gazing up at your gleaming eyes* ^//^
Anything else~?


I had a feeling it was you.
I've lost interest in this place.


Care to give death a try?

She's on one of her breaks.

...

lol is that good or bad?

What's wrong with Orion?

...

gee is that TP

Who's whore is she now?


She's a girl.


Good ^^


Absolutely nothing :3

...

Triggered

Hm. Probably mine or Kanra's depending on who you ask.

Problem solved.

I bet he wants to die.

pictures like this are always so funny and so sad at the same time.

There's nothing funny about Adam Sandler.

No, had sort of a nightmare type thing seen here


Hello Nick, how are you?

2am shut up

Are you still bad at League? :3


I'll say you.
How old are you now?


Yep. How have you been?

the guy is genuinely funny. it's a shame he figured out the money making formula so early and stuck with the lowest common denominator bullshit he pumped out for twenty years or so.

...

There is no excuse for these kind of errors

I never stop being bad at League bby.

I've been better, how about yourself? I haven't seen you in a while.


Did Erin impregnate you?

You told me you were on the pill.

25.

Incorrect.

You're the father.

I don't think birth control works for men.
Dumb-ass. :3

...

Wew sounds like you're stressin about something in life, like something unknown that you think you won't be prepared for

Literally as retarded as the tumblr argument for why mundane ordinary things can be terrifying or 'triggering'.

Exactly.

...

Yeah, well, you don't use full stops!

I'll carry you to Plat. ^_^


I've been working a decent-waged job, attending social outings, quitting smoking and drinking (successfully), getting a driving license and overall, being a normal person.
It sucks.
What about yourself?


I could've sworn you were 21 when we last talked.

Shit Lewlew I'unno lmao

I'm not really in the mood to handle this level of stupidity.

Yeah I know I'm too cool for those

I only play ranked drunk, it's better that way. Last time I tried to seriously climb I had like a 80% winrate but then they reworked Malz and Vlad and I couldn't be bothered to keep forcing myself to rank. Also real life shit put an end to that

I guess you won't be watching any Adam Sandler films then :3333

Genji makes me want to punch babies

Did you pin my condom?


I probably am. I don't know. I think it bothers me more to think about it.


Well most of the stuff about me is secret but I've been doing well in some social aspects but have had a lot of bad things happen in another.

Why did you come back?

...Maaaaaaaybe

I am going to have to start beating your stomach until it goes away.

My bed is calling me.
Farewell my peasants.


You should know. You're supposed to know everything u_u
Goodnight

I hope so too. Bye.

Oh my God ♥

Only about you, more than anyone else here~
Nini

...

Threads can still be hilarious without weed. The withdrawal is over.

It'll be okay, anxiety is a bitch but you'll take anything on!

Y u do rude thing on Steam

Was it after we argued about Trump?

...

I usually overcome my problems one way or another, so I feel like I'll be okay.

You started posting this new folder?


Cute.

brb getting weed

Beat me senseles-N-no, wait! I'm tired of you taking advantage of my kind nature, Goggles!
You're EVIL!

I am confused.

I'm done letting you neglect me!

Wasn't it you who pinned the condom in this lore?

who is silence?

A wizard of the Black Company.

Me >:')

What user is this?

ayyy lmao weed user

Just some random faggot who showed up

I want to fluster and confuse Kogasa by how much I love her feet ! So she can go on Google and try to understand how men can love a girl's feets so much !

greetings traveler
i'm also a random faggot
i only come here to play video games with folks

No I think it was from the time you were sort of a dick to me randomly, I just didn't want a part of it so lol


Yuh I don't really know, I liked Taiga and well.... I can't seem to find anything that sticks

this is some advanced shitposting technique you've developed
you manage to disgust and amaze every time

Oh actually I wouldn't be surprised if Scoots was right.

It took years of perfecting my boy. I truly am dedicated to my craft

...

I guess he's one of the new ones who leaked in from the new feature.


Not sure what you're referring to. :3

youtube.com/watch?v=gmw4_u55kos

I just missed using reaction images
And I know a couple people from a while ago

Feature?

Anyone remember when you could look at a woman opening her mouth and not immediately think about fucking it?

Yeah.. I know how you feel. I have wanted to try and find something new but I can't find anything that just fits.

There's a thing that lists the fastest threads on the site on the front page or something and this board is at least usually on it.

. . .

Oh, okay. Is that the same list as the one that shows up on the top of the screen?

I think those are the most active boards. This board isn't one of the most active boards, but it usually has a thread that's one of the most active threads on the site.

Oh, I gotcha. That makes sense.

It's probably the main reason why so many anons and new/old posters have been showing up.

I want to hide Kogasa's socks and sandals so she's forced to be barefoot all day ! Then I can lick her smelly dirty feets and bully her for how much they smell !

please stop

Is that a new feature?

nani

This is not okay.

I ran out of okay content.

Stop lurking and post. You're killing the threads.


It's a feature and a bug.

Sometimes you're a disgusting human bean.

Me?!?! Killing the threads?!?!

I thought Discord was killing the threads.


Ditto

I could blog more if you want
I just found out I pissed my friend off real good earlier

Elaborate.

Just last week you dressed up as a lentil and rolled around in the dirt. Kinda grody to be honest with you man.

Do you like that idea?


I think those things kind of go hand-in-hand; I'm just meme-ing when I say "killing the threads" though.


No need to ask permission to blog.

I still say everything in a certain way on purpose, you know.

Go for it~

I know. Everybody already knows that the empty people are the reason the threads were never alive in the first place. Not really, anyway.

I just want to punch you in the arm.

I honestly think we should go back to 4chan

ayy lmao


basically one of my friends has been really shitty to our group for about a month now. always promising to do shit with us but then always flaking(usually because of his gf)
today i got back at him by having his gf and her best friend go out all day without him and not to text/call him. he was super desperate to do anything with anyone and i was the only one who was "open" to do things today
kept telling him i'd be over in 5mins then i would pass out for 20mins only for him to call me and ask. we repeated this literally all day, he finally caught on about 30minutes ago

instead of him being a little mad like i expected him to be he started to freak out and say how sorry he was for being such a shitty friend


Make a thread

It's a state of undeath.


We could always make a thread and see if Bebop doesn't delete it.

I honestly think we should all quit threads and become healthy well adjusted individuals in society, and actually do something constructive with our lives.

Is he a 4chan mod?

I already said I wouldn't over a year ago.

tbh I don't remember it well either but I know it wasn't the trump stuff


It is a weird feeling but I guess there are worse things, right?

boards.4chan.org/b/thread/702176889
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/702176889
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/702176889
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/702176889

4chan is the cancer killing Holla Forums

I guess I should login to IRC now and tell everyone there that I didn't die or something

There definitely is. Spoilers how are you just so.. in tune right now. Are you hacking?

Soto's cancer cleared from his penis and infected the threads

I just want to punch you in the cow.


But who will cultivate the shitposting fields? They would wither away.

Sounds like he's really clingy with his gf.


I'm going to go teach in Asia soon; I'll probably still post sometimes, though. :3

Everyone needs time to be inside not doing much; that's just a mental health thing.


Yeah.


Will the other ones?


Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think I was ever very mean to you.


Always a surprise how small the images are.

And the captcha

What is the cow?

He is. He changed his 'religion' for her lmfao

Probably, I had it secured back then when we still had a greedy white man running the show.

Would you ban me if I posted her tho?

Or was it the other mod that had a CRUSADE against me

I know one of you fuckers did

I hold Bebop personally accountable for all of these things.


He seems even greedier, since you couldn't give me a free 4chan pass for me to Make America Great Again.

I think you were one of the few who actually made a thread and started to post there again but it didn't take off
You weren't banned then sooo

two other big guys hate everyone and are always just looking for a reason. dead serious

I made regular threads on 4chan and was regularly permabanned. So yes, I was banned then.

We had fun tho, I tell ya hwat

Oh, I guess I never noticed then. I've been inactive for 2months(ever since I got this computer)
I am gonna check in with them now and see if they thought I died or something.

the thread i first met you in had this exact format

Oh, I haven't done them THAT recently. This was back when I dragged Guero down into our lovely pit of despair and animangos

All of my threads had that format, because they were my threads lol. I ran them solo

new thread


new thread


new thread


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new thread

So anyway, today I

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