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He's still a cutie pie omg

ugh I KNOW it was a frickin' joke squash come on

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So wait until next week then get it.

*Petpet*

Why. ;~;

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To be clear, neko, that was a webm of when subaru pats rem on the head.

'cos returning the favour.

I would suck at it anyway I've never played the game. plus don't you have some underage catgirl to take?

How lovely

Plus, I don't take the 14 year old.
I recognized her from the first game and it just makes me feel bad.

And the girl with cat-hair is 17.

dum.

probably not gonna get the game any time soon but if I ever get into it I'll tell you and maybe we can hunt together.

I'm literally sitting at my job doing nothing. And there is nothing for me to do for atleast another hour.

sounds like you hit the jackpot. enjoy getting paid for doing nothing you lucky stud, you.

Except it means my day is going to be 14 hours. And I'm going to be sprinting.

Oh right, that's Mandy.

just get squash to carry you so you don't have to sprint

Dank AF

tits

;~;

thanks ride.

see you all later.

See you, Cuckpake.

there's still away to play

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrride em

Yeah, sure.
You let me know when my damage goes up 15% and I've entered edge mode. :^)

With gods and the eaters thereof?

euhm..
yes! I meant that one.

oh my fucking god getting this is 320 was such a hassle

Sometimes I worry that I'm too easily distracted to make a digital card game.

I'm pretty easily distracted and I've made games.

Granted, those were for classes.

I couldn't even do it for class. I'm sort of retarded.

If it's any consolation, my final project in highschool was unfinished.

I had all the systems and everything implemented, and active in play.

I just could not for the fuck of me be arsed to finish doing the map.

Approximately 60% of men who get aroused have erect nipples.

how common is it for men to not have nipples

i'm asking for a friend

I have an erect penis

Bad news for you.

I don't tend to get past the, "Oh, that would be cool," stage.

ahaah

dun dun duuuun

Hbu? :^)

I honestly don't blame you.

guess you'll have to find out

Holla holla got tha dolla.

Brain problems are the best!

So I suppose I will.

It doesn't help that coding itself is fairly time consuming.

Esp. if you get into 3D models.

So bored
What do

Freedom coins? What game?

Coding is Hella tedious.

..heheh

ordering eta tomorrow

fix that thingy and then uuuuhm,
watching something cool

IIRC it's, like, Fenrir Credits or smth.

It's God Eater 2: Rage Burst

Ordering?

yuh
the thing, to get in.

Already fixed that and I have nothing to watch

I suddenly got super confused.
Tell me on skype?

Become an Eater of Gods with me.

don't you have a backlog?

I enjoyed playing the one on the psp

Yeah but I don't have any way to get to it right now

I did

huhw why?

No laptop

you can't watch on phone?

I'd have to download them and I don't really feel like it

well okay
do you read manga?

So now play it on PC with me!

Not often

I still don't have power

you can try that on phone!

What mangoes are good enough to read right now?

Re0 :^)

what are you into?

like genres

Alright, I'm reaching a point where I am making myself feel worse the longer I stay up. I should go listen to some music in bed.

Have a good morning, guys- and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

Lates.

If I read that I am just going to want to cap more rem

Nothing in particular. I like anything really

Tamen De Gushi is pretty cute

Took a nap.

Hmmmmmmmmm

Who?

Yo.

Don't play games with me rinrin
You will never receive my pets again

Hi

Did I just read that your phone got peed upon by a puppy?

Tsk tsk~

looks good?

or try reading those classic horrors that don't seem scary but kinda creep you out for a week

Yes
It was kinda my fault cause I was calling him a good boy in a really high voice and it made him too excited so he pissed everywhere for whatever reason.

I love doing that though cause both the dogs go absolutely crazy and it is kinda funny

Sometimes I pee when I get too excited.

lol jk

How high up were you going? Dogs are dumb.

Kinda like mickey mouse but really loud
It annoys the hell out of everyone but the dogs love it

Wait.
Is it not normal to pee when you get too excited?

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Heya!

I was gonna make that joke lol

*equi;ps tinfeoil hat

I get excited by other people peeing if that counts?

I was going to joke that you must keep towels at hand whenever you're talking to [Certain Poster].

But you probably do that anyway. :^)

Get your collective shit together, guys.

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sup

Looking at /vr/ before Reid comes in to hang.
After that I'm going to get all my shit that's left in my van and get ready to head out.

Mean

*ahem*

HI WELMA

Mr. Pickles is so rad

Heya Amy~

What's crackin'?

Just waiting around to go into work. Might make some sort of ghetto-ass lunch soon.

hbu?

Trying to be productive with a surprising degree of success.

Thats pretty expensive

howto do this

Do I look like a mathematician to you?

yus

Mathsturbation

Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Holy shit, Erina.
I feel ya girl.

Nice ass hole.

Hole in ass

This thread is putting me to sleep omg

everyone say nothing

let him purr

I wanna purr too~

*purrs*

That Nosferatu Lulu is terrifying.

I'm not purring at all

cute

awwww

*petpet*

Secretly purrs

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it used to be for sale on etsy but I think somebody bought it or it was taken down aha

*petpet*

*petpet*

this show is weird

*Purrpurr*

Purpur blocks? :^)

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Don't know what that is
I am getting sleepy tho
So I will stop posting
Steam if you want but I will probably fall asleep very soon

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Meep

Meep

Meep

lively place

Shit in shit out.

Nii-sama.
Why aren't you eating gods with me? :

N-nyaa-sama~

Onyaa-sameow

imeowto~

You guys ever play this?

Meowtiful

of course

I got that nose wheelie first line it was rad

test for justice

I don't think Al has the qualifications to be on the Supreme Court, to be honest.

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for novelty use only

Dead thread

Dead community.

..it's not Halloween yet
leave the ghosts

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This Muskogee thing is hilarious.

happy not halloween

kirakira

but the picture says happy halloween?!

whatis kirakira

What did she expect?

Maybe if she raised her son better she wouldn't be in that situation in the first place.

mister sparkle

the image lies through its' teeth

Well okay then..
gotta be zero tolerance for halloween

*pet*

I like sparkles

Those *pets better come with a pint of ice cream.

The uncut video apparently has her going on about how her son dindu nuffin and that's why she isn't complying: because her son that is fleeing the cops is completely innocent.

And now she's trying to sue for millions of dollars because hey, you now get paid to harass the police.

Wow lexi you degenerate

ice *creams* a bucket

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not with that attitude

Those are some big words coming from you.

tfw no capadfapucinoado adn teime afor leaguaae leageannnds

hi, neru

The son is a scumbag though for bringing them to his mom in the first place. He should get an extra charge for that.

I never claimed not to be

Ok, it took me like 6 tries to get that you were just mocking Neru there and not just saying a bunch of words I don't understand.
Well, I don't understand them still, but you get what I'm saying.

❤️ Come degenerate in my bed

">tfw no cappuccino and time for league of legends"

I hate turing machines and everything to do with them

I don't know if I should be ashamed that I could read that so well.

God bless you.

I just added like eighty letters where they don't belong like he does because "teehee i r cute~".
Fuck if I know why he does it.
"That feel when no cappuccino and time for League of Legends."

Wow. That's racist.
We should be paying them those millions in reparations, you bigot.

it is so sad so sad that so many problems are seem to be intractable ;;

Oh, Gilligan. You're so silly.
Don't you ever fucking do that shit again. I will gut you like a Cornish game hen.

I love how, while most of those words you can decipher well enough, cappuccino became capadfapucinoado

ok

-y

She was clearly being a nuisance

This guy hid under the alter thing in a Cathedral and waited until everyone was gone, then smashed the donation box and stole the contents and then realised he was locked inside so jumped out of a stained glass window 25ft high to escape, breaking both of his ankles. The donation box only contained £10. Kind of hilarious. He had some drug habit to fund apparently.

You didnt respond to my last messages

Line rider? ye

Can be helpful and save you time ^^

youmeanlike saying fuggit and not bothering to try or

"endangering the welfare of the elderly" charge
He tried to hide behind his moms age for protection.

I'm not racist.

Sounds like this biblical punishment was actually on the church.

jugs

im no ice cream expert

teach me

I will shoot your dog if you ever threaten me again.

I quite literally just hit a bunch of random keys amid the process of hitting the right ones.

The dude is low enough to steal from a charitable donation.
He deserves it.
But sadly, now someone else will be forced to pay for his surgery and recovery.

I scream
You scream
We all scream
For ice cream

Joke's on you.
I haven't had a dog in years.

Go to my steam profile and click on the link in the description.

About Vee?

I don't actually get steam alerts,
and when in game the icon won't flash.

Huehuehue I don't hear a no

The joke is really on the dog, isn't it?

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Yeah exactly
I actually kindaaa have an exam tomorrow on this stuff

aaaa exams this early in the year

this is a trick

no

I honestly think the woman shouldn't have had her charges dropped.

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I'm more interested in what you dishonestly believe.

KAZUMA-KUN

it's a re-sit x_x

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That's what I'M ASKING

2hjus are sluts

ohhh
subby has been slacking

aha Ihave resists too to butjust to improve grades

me?

Officer you

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What is the trick

Neru you're super smart I wanna be like you.

They most certainly are not

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the link

duh

areyou being insincere tome right now

sluts

Nah, I'm essentially a butt.

Not as slutty as megumin

Just the butt of a bunch of height jokes.

we all are

it's an art piece

but not really

Yeah.. I can get by like that for the easier modules, but this one rekt me

Keep it up, sounds like you're in a great position

If somebody ever lightly taps you on the kneecaps they'll probably explode and then we'll see who's the short one.

I'll never understand modern art, it seems.

I was doing sprints earlier on a recycled rubbed track.
So unlikely.

*rubber

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it depends on the intent imo

which is why i said "but not really"

You don't need to wear a rubber for a good ol' rub, familia.

It is somewhat surprising that one of the largest cathedrals in the UK only has £10 in donations unless they collect it all the time.

It amused me that he broke both his ankles out of stupidity and poor planning for only £10. Apparently he was then spotted crawling around in public trying to escape but police just assumed he was a drunk and left him to it.

test pls

Why were you sprinting on a track of recycled rubbers? Ew...

It's running.
On a manufactured surface.
Made from old tires.

I went to a modern art museum once. I liked the pieces that were technically and visually impressive, but there were a few pretentious pieces that were just kind of... nothing.

Is "public intoxication" not a crime there?

It's a joke.
On an imageboard.
Made for Chinese girl cartoons.

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This folder naming scheme is unusual.

Look up the most expensive painting ever sold by Rothko.
It's literally just haphazardly painted three colors.
Worth $100mil.

And yet highly accurate.

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but goodlucks thoughh it will probablee be fine

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*Someone is willing to buy at

I like this one.

It looks like what happens when you give an angry kid a bunch of crayons.
But hey, I just don't "get" it.

Don't worry, Tsuchi, I totally get it. You want me to make you some pretentious modern art. I get it.

Kind of and kind of not, in theory it is but it only really seems to get enforced if you are being a massive dick though. It's hardly uncommon on weekend nights in city centres to see people clearly extremely drunk and the police around just ignoring it. I think the police just mostly think they have something better to do and don't want to waste holding cells on it.

They pay that much because the value will only ever go up. It's a financial investment. They don't give a single fuck about the painting itself.

The pretentious name leads me to believe this is definitely a real thing.

I'm pretty sure being drunk in public is fine but drinking isn't.

No, some like to have it up to tell other people "It's worth over 100 million and it's hanging on my wall, hold on a moment while I smell my own farts"

The pretentious naming is my favorite part.

Well, yes, but those people are idiots. It's only "worth" that because you can sell it a year later for millions more.

Beep beep im a jeep

If you can find another idiot that is willing to pay that much.

It would be so fun to be a famous artist whose work is worth a shit load of money. I'd start naming things like, "You guys are idiots," and, "I make money selling puke to clueless rich people."

The "art world" is literally a handful of rich assholes who have nothing better to do than buy shitty "art" from each other.

Ah, fair enough then.
They throw you in "drunk tanks" here if you're visibly intoxicated and disruptive.

Thanks, I hope so too

Remember. Some guy sold this for over a grand.

Hearing the phrase "drunk tank" makes me think of Christmas.

I've had this setting for years. Lol

It's a cell with nothing in it for them to hurt themselves so they can just piss/shit/puke all over themselves and no one cares while they sober up.

Still better than about half of what you'll find in art museums.

It's so Christmas-y.

Sad but true.

As long as there's still art like this to defend, the pretentious ones can have their fill.

My shoulder hurts so I'm gonna go. Later.

Yeah that is kind of what I meant by being a massive dick about it. "drunk and disorderly" Although I think a lot of the time they try a "clam down mate and go home, you've had enough" and offer help approach before anything else and what counts as disorderly is kind of dependent on context. Like I think walking around in broad daylight shouting nonsense at passersby while drunk would be considered a problem but a lot of the time a group of drunk lads walking around doing football chants at 11pm is fine in a non-residential area.

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Hey is that download done?

my high score is 150

I can't find a single intact torrent.

And then he screamed "not in my ass" Hahahaha

You can get arrested for just wandering drunk anywhere but it's kind of at the discretion of the cop or particular police force. If you were kicked out of a bar for being too drunk, you'll usually get slapped with a public intox since there's always officers in major bar areas.
The only major city in the entire country where just being drunk and roaming isn't illegal is Vegas.

Being on the floor and trying to play computer sucks.

I just use play a sound
I dont get many anyway

police state

People being drunk/high in public is kind of a generally agreed bad thing.
It's not hard to call a taxi/uber to get your drunk ass home.

whats wrong with walking or cycling home

Alert noises universally annoy me, so the first thing I ever do is disable them.

It's not that big a deal when I don't have anything running, since the icon'll still flash on the hotbar, but otherwise I just have no clue if anyone's trying to hit me up.

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ughhhh

It does seem that the US is just more strict about things surrounding alcohol generally. I got kicked out of many drinking places for being too drunk when I was younger and inexperienced at drinking but never got anything from the police.

Cycling drunk is definitely illegal in the UK.

This one better?

Drunk unicycling

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that's the de facto standard of getting home here

wew what why

idkk how well eating donuts and subs at once mixes

lewd

Subway memes make me think of Theseius.

No... I hate the meatball sub.

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Oh.
That image is old.

My blood art is a higher level now and I have a link support (instead of ?).

This one then.

Im trying to blaze through as much as possible just to see if I can run it well enough

I dont know if I want to keep it or not

no hating on subs though they are great
it was my dindin today

Lol sandwich fellatio

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Rolled 2 (1d2)1 - Short Blade
2 - Scythe

I just got super confused and I'm probably just reading that weird.

ikt cock sandwich is the best sub

Im also pretty high, so maybe I did word it weird
I do that in general

Rolled 2 (1d3)1 - sleep
2 - fap
3 - anime

Oh.
Well then.

Rolled 2 (1d3)alrighty then

I don't get that excited over subway.

Sweet onion chicken is one of my favs.

There's that sub word again

Oh yes, I recall.

I am like, literally skipping through all text and tutorials

A great choice as far as subway goes

Twice in a row, even. Truly the gods have spoken.

Stream it.

I get oven roasted chicken with just mayo, provolone, and tomatoes every time.

Lexi goes to town on a footlong extra mayo

my god..
How many of these do you have?

HARUOMI KNOWS WHAT'S UP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

To be fair, most of them don't tell you anything that you won't figure out naturally.

Not enough for Luka.

More than you'd think, less than you'd hope.

He knows about dat ZR.
He gets dat ZR.

I am supposing it is because if you are cycling on the road like you are supposed to in the UK in most places (cycling on pedestrian footpaths is illegal) then you could quite easily endanger your own life or other peoples.

I just get roasted ham and provolone. Veggies are icky.

Chicken teriyaki, red onions, extra jalapeños, mature cheddar BOOM NIGGA

I'm moving to SG. :^)

"Veggies are icky" is a Lukaism I've heard a few times.

What do you think about the way it looks

Ikr I dont even eat Subway that much.

As long as its not "foxbutt"
thats embaressing lol

Please

Well stop tempting me to post them then.

onions and mushrooms best vegetables

Stopped clocks and all that.

Only thing I've noticed is AA, but I use VSR so that's pmuch unnoticeable for me.

Only time I noticed it was screencaps of particular models.

So whats the story about

po ta toes

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew.

Recommend activity

Leg day

Subway is so gross, though.
Why not go to a sandwich place that isn't shitty?

Eat some chips and salsa.

You are super god eater.
You eat gods better than other god eaters.
Some gods are immune to other god eaters.
But you eat those gods too.
You unlock powers in other super god eaters.
Your power also lets normal god eaters eat super gods like super god eaters.

That's about what I've gotten out to.

Eat gods with me.

It's cheap and quick that leaves a bad taste in your mouth and regret in your stomach.

Much like visiting your mom for the weekend.

Not a bad choice either, I sometimes switch it up though I don't really get subway often only things I know for sure I won't eat are the meatball subs and the tuna ones, major dislike for me

Unless you mean the story of the series in general.

In which case I can get more detailed.

Sometimes it's just a place that's convenient.

Excuse me for not living in a city with as much GDP as some iron curtain countries.

what's that mean lad

one can't exactly find a mexican at >23:00

hey now I gotta save up
you have your fun though

Get turned up to death

I know you're old but why even ironically make "your mom" jokes?

This sounds like a code phrase.

potatoes is like the stuff you put in stuff when you ran out of other stuff to put in stuff but still need to put in more stuff

You see if you were gullible enough to bring that subject up.

Or, you know, sometimes food tastes better when you add a starch.

potatoes are like almost as tasteless as water they taste nothing

*To

Damn my arthritic fingers.

where's the party then

you're right, just find your local pendejo and he'll know

Baked potatoes with like melted cheese, sour cream and some other little things? Amazing I am now hungry lmao

It's like 5/8 the GDP of the Netherlands.

At the gym

you wouldn't know a good potato if it fell on your head

you are tasting all the other stuff the potato is just there

Man, raw eggs are completely tasteless, why do we even put eggs into food?

This

The potato is like the bread of a sandwich, otherwise you're just being a rebel without a cause

Neru IS a good potato.

Gasp.
There's even eggs in his shitty pastries.

Yeah I just want to play a monster hunter

pokemon gym or gay gym

Why not both

what do you think I am?? buff??
one thing at a time know your limit

Tbh, I enjoy it far more than Monhun.

It feels less like I'm arguing with the controls.

And the droprates are generally less of a piss off.

Lmfao

Im just biased

is it called waiting working in restaurants because they wait for your order

What a genius

I really need at least one thing to do though

It's because they wait on people. To wait on someone means to serve them.

Karma chameleon

so am I, really.>>1307212

I fucked up most of that post but I don't care.

i fucked up most of my life and i don't care

areyou trying to trick me again

if there was karma communism would have prevailed

is that a fucking uke

no. i just wanted to make correct scoots indirectly and make him feel like a dummy.

Loco just a fuck up

yes. I play uke now. fight me.

Communism economics gonna win the long gamw

what drove you mr hawaii

we have like 4 ukes its fine

yeah okey corbyn

Wor jezza

lel

rebecca sugar plays the uke

rebecca sugar writes all the songs for steven universe with a uke

sabs likes steven universe. i can record cute songs from it and send them to her now. that's about it.

also look at the hat i made. isn't it the cutest thing.

Also, what point of mine were you trying to correct?

Nee

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