Wats anxiety like ?

you can have it

nuh uh....

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i dont get that.

sigh

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Lobotomize me so i can be in a state of living death!

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Trust me, I am a doctor, if the penis enters you it'll totally fix it all

ugly bitch

this doesn't sound right...

Would I lie to you when trying to do something lewd?

nope

what?

succ

I hate you

Anyone seen the movie Funny Games? Seems right up my alley!

Gib succ, will pay in pets lol

L E W D

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Seen the German version not the US one though. Dunno if they are all that different.

Sook mi

Literally the same shot for shot with different actors and a different setting. Director is the same and wanted a direct match. Did you like it?

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Fook yu

The fuck is this shit

El garbagio.

*eats frozen pizza without warming it up*

You swear I speak taco

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luka pls go and stay go

I don't think that's even Spanish.
What even is "trash" in Spanish?

yes

Go go Google powers say it's "basura".

If there's two things we know about Swedes it's that they design wonderful and affordable furniture, and they're very open minded when it comes to consensual sex between the living and the dead.

In 2016, the LUF, the youth wing of the Swedish Liberal People's Party, called for the repeal of several laws to make consensual sex between brothers and sisters over the age of 15 legal, as well as allowing people to "bequeath" their bodies for intercourse after death. A spokesperson for the group said, “You should get to decide what happens to your body after you die, and if it happens to be that someone wants to bequeath their body to a museum or for research, or if they want to bequeath to someone for sex, then it should be okay.”

The primary party, however, denounced the LUF's proposals, saying they were "nothing like the mother party endorses."

No wonder Mordin is so fucked up lmao

Never knew Haneke did the US version too. Yeah it was a decent film. Benny's Video was good too.

subway

I never watched TLOTR series

It's...
Nevermind you got it

Calling it now.
The sandniggers are going to buy up a bunch of underage Swedish girls' corpses.

footlong :)

Donde esta el bano por favor?

I see......

Austin powers is my shit lol

It's like Im in spanish class again

bye bye!

Byee byee

Oh man can't get over how funny that was and how nice it was of them to make a 30 minute one lol

Man I was pissed when sony took it down but based witty uploaded it to facebook

Yuh that's where I caught it, sony is a bitch

I'd vote for those repeals.

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Re4 offically has more ports than doom

youtube.com/watch?v=RBh-vBFeegs

But Nintendo's shitty nostalgia bait manages to sell like hotcakes because their target demographic are literal children or people with a stiffy for playing the same thing ad naseum until they die.

I missed a "u" there.

Remember when it was suppose to be a NGC exlusive?

Yeah me neither, capcom's greed is beyond anything

I am buusy playing ps4's New Hit Game
No Man's Sky

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Is your neighbor rude to you? Fuck his wife. That's the moral of this story. Well, it would be if it stopped there. But our protagonist also decides to place spy cameras in another chick's apartment to blackmail and fuck her for no reason. Well, for no reason besides getting his dick wet that is.

wap

A cabbie gets his kicks by blackmailing, raping, and storing women in his "collection". He just moved to a new town to find new victims. He picks each girl up many times and follows them around, seeing if they slip up once and then uses that to blackmail them. His first victim is Satsuki, a member of the archery club. From there, he gets with a couple twins, a swimmer, a cheer leader, and finally settles on your mom.

can i have chelsea?

nyc cab driver is my dream job

bard post high impact sexual violence

Remind me who are you again.

What a fucking awful dream.

no one special.

Can't remember the last time Nintendo released anything good that wasn't Pokemon, Mario, or Zelda related. And those are just getting stale.

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Get cucked

I can't see images so don't blank link me

The hell you mean you can't see images?

He's on some gay mobile thing.

I mean the images refuse to show up for me.

bump

That fat Canadian dude that pretends to be a lesbian for reasons unknown.

My metropcs phone can see perfectly fine
And metropcs is a shitty company run by mexicans or indians

You got a strange phone

Everyone knows there isn't women on internet

Why is there always that disturbing amount of detail to draw the stitching on bloomers?

..... Why are you complaining about clothing detail? are you gay?

Also, sorry luka

Chelsea is one of those folders I don't particularly feel like handing out so easily.

RIP

It was working perfectly a few weeks ago.
I think my app just needs an update

anxiety isn't real and is a meme disorder

You're posting images, you're confusing me now

ok

I can see them when I go to select them but not in any posts.

That makes no sense, what kind of app are you using?

They are on my phone so it's like if I was looking through my gallery
How does that not make sense?

youve never been anxious huh

that'sa pretty impressive phone folder

for future reference anyone that advertises themselves as having any of the following meme disorders should be insta-filtered

depression
anxiety
dyslexia
adhd
add
ocd
pretty much any phobia
pretty much any eating disorder

oh

I have alll of those things

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you might as well filter every single poster

dad what up

why

It's Niggy.

Most of the ones i put on here are over 1000 images

Yeah silly

tbh does anybody eeven toaster their tosaster streudals
I do not

what the hell is wrong with you

like everyone is scared of some shit, and may or may not refer to it as a phobia. Some people just want to say glossophobia instead of social anxiety or stage fright.

Don't forget gender dysphoria, sociopahty, mania, and hallucinations.

Being anxious on the first day of school is normal you don't need to take pills for it

ok

yes

To the hall of shame I go then

i have all of these

im w/ u on that medication is ridiculous

me2
lets go fake kill dogs and pretend to be underage girls on the internet

im not sure why we let these autistic types live past 2 in the first place. literally just tainting the gene pool.

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dude lmao

bard actually filtered me

hehe xD

it's not my fault
I'm D a m a g e d

leave bc alone shes a sweet and misunderstood gril

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if u dont filter at least half of all posters ur retarded

When technology catches up and we know that someone is going to grow up to be a NEETbag at 2, infanticide will not only be decriminalized, but mandatory.

why am i seeing this post i dont recall filtering you

only medication i need is a fat doobie and some mushroomoos

nice one

same

we won't kill them humanely or anything either.
we'll, like, eat them or something.

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yeah thats the prescription for being a fuckin manbaby who refuses to grow up

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i dont understand the point in toasting them

Me, I got lots of balls. Huge balls. I mean they are really something. You should see them. Hillary Clinton, has no balls folks. No balls. She's never had balls.

But not until we've force fed them first. The most delicate foie gras.

fukc u nerd

Nerf this, animus

btw why are u back

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Kek'd

im not black im white

why are you back

I'd nerf that so hard

What happen if I took off your mask? "It would be painful... For you. DIE! DIE! DIE!"

Darn this cruel world

oh i never left

tiptoe
through the window
by the window
that is where I'll be

oh. my. fucking. god.

fuck this

SO FUCKING LULZ

i usually only post when im high otherwise you people are insufferable

agreed

depends on when u post
thread quality fluctuates

r u bard

1-6am EST

heh
you could say that

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ree~

yeah it actually starts transitioning at like 5a from what ive seen
kinda fluctuates on a larger scale through the week too
it's kinda like average earth temps

what

One of the most beautiful memories I have stored away in my head, has become faded and blury with time. I can barely remember the vibrant details of the scene. I was 16, laying on my back in the middle of a northern Arizonan forest, surrounded by endless pine trees in every direction. Snow was falling all around in the softest, most delicate breeze. It was freezing cold, but I was warm from the large bottle of powerful liquer by my side that I had nearly finished myself. Despite the snow, the sky directly above me was the clearest, purest darkness. And all through that darkness was a billion tiny dots of light, spilled across like creamy milk. I could see the Milky Way, in all it's glory. Removed from civilization by hundreds of miles, the shimmering night sky, made a million times more vibrant by alcoholic inebreation, was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. It was Indescribable.

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;~;

we should study this fascinating occurrence

what

k
u take pm hours ill take am

yeah dad its me bard

Nothing worse than a slow night and a slow thread omg

Communitys dead brah

get back to work

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sup

nothing except pancreatic cancer

i want anime

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I hope they died for real

Or aids

so watch some sailor moon

What about the friends you made from this group?

Sure I suppose things come and go but surely you come back for people you like.

nah

why not? u dont like it?

tfw cleaning things

I don't have any friends lol

it reminds me of a time i went to the upper peninsula of Michigan with my family. We lived in Michigan most of our lives and we moved away a couple of years earlier so i was reunited with a bunch of old friends and particularly one crush. We rented a big cottage on the waterside of lake superior, where my family and some of our old friends stayed a couple of days. The last night we were there, my cute childhood crush asked if i ever seen the milky way. bein a big city boi of course i haven't. she convinced me to come down to the pier with her, where we, despite the rampant bugs, laid down cuddled up close to each other under the night sky. the combination of clammy sweat from both our hands and the universe's majestic af fog made for one of the most surreal memories i have.

lol

What brings you here if you have no friends here

That's fucking beautiful dude

I'm envious

That's living life right there like fuck
that sounds like a movie

it old

youre getting fucked in the butt?

r u effin serious rn??????
sailor moon is timeless

yeah it was pretty nice. childhood innocence and all.

ya

it FEEEEEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD

so u really wont watch stuff if it's old?

When I lived down in texas for 5 years my best friend was this girl who lived down the street in the same cul de sac from me and I remember one time there was these huge like 8 or 9 foot bushes of elephant grass that seperated my house from the next one over, you couldnt let it touch your skin or it hurt alot, me and her wrapped up in blankets and climbed to the top and sat and chilled surrounded by this huge grass with fluffy tufts for like 3 hours just talking about random shit and laughing
Were you happy with your childhood

Why fucking live?

i will

This is my ultimate fetish

oh i see nvm

Jesus christ, people

If only you could see the pic

cul de sacs are ultimo comfy tbh.
good question. it's hard not to be happy during your childhood, but with the perspective and retrospect I have now it's easy to see that i could've been happier.

Nice.

I love Emillia

Imgur pls

Do you remember the scene where kyouko told sayaka to do the same thing.
That's when she became my waifu

Emilia a shit

it breaks my heart we only have one
and it cant really be fully appreciated til its gone

yay

Good lord man, I liked her as the qt spear asskicking loli that eats lots of snacks

Holy fuck amputee Subaru is actually a thing

i.4cdn.org/a/1472537871070.jpg
i.4cdn.org/a/1472538077592.jpg
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i want rem to cut off my head and use my neck as a dildo

Yare yare..

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i bet it does, slut.

ya never know.
drugs are pretty good at restoring my childhood innocence, wonder and overall fascination.

That's because you are a faggot

Lol wtf

mushrooms are great

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o yeah, forgot he can't view image lel

Man I wanna spoil what happens next in Re:Zero

Piece of shit, I was going to watch that next

Best girl of the century right here

Its pretty good man

only took em 4 times. took TWO GRAMS of aborts a couple of weeks ago and it was literally like i took 3 tabs of LSD again. At the end of the night, i discovered i somehow pissed myself, and my friend told me that through most of the trip, i was sprawled out on the floor screaming, spitting straight up into the air onto my own face. was the first time i tripped and didn't smoke weed. weed is a must with psychs.

I don't agree with how you like her but we got our own boats to float

But yes I highly agree, kyou a best meguca

I'd highly appreciate if you don't spoil any further then

I agree I have neve r tripped without weed
it helps alot on the come up and its easy to cling to the weed high and gain some stability on reality
I havent tripped hardcore balls in a few months
crazy feeling
yyou happy with your current persona and perception of reality?

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bard ya cheeki cunt

There are plenty of reasons why I like her
That's just one of the many reasons why she is perfection.

I-I'm not a slut.....

Without a doubt. The weed high for me has always had a layering effect, where it feels like I'm experience lag in a video game. Not random lag, but fluid constant layering of what i see and feel over and over again. It obviously couples pretty well with psychs.
Psychs have never really been introspective for me. Pretty much every time I've tripped, even when micro-dosing, I lose track of myself and experience ego death, so it's difficult to even think about what "I" am in the first place. If anything, it's taught me a bit about how our brains function and the meanings to existence.

You a crazy mothafucka you know that?... Well least that's what I would have said if my waifu isn't Yuno.. kinda counterintuitive to say

hahaha dude that's fucking crazy
i cant really put myself in that mindset right now its been too long since I completely went out of reality

Yuno is over used
Like Desu

fukcign casual

Well it's a good fucking thing I have a harem then

Disgusting

Keep hating~

Unfaithful slut

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Just look at you, posting all these maids getting cummed on/in
I bet you wish you were a cute girl so a guy like me would rape your throat and pump my load right down it
Terrible.

jesus christ

fag

Unfaithful??!? I'll have you know I watched mirai nikki in total of 65 times

Jesus Christ was indeed not a fag.

there were at least 11 fuck boys following him around

But you have more than one waifu

That doesn't make him the gay one.

I don't see the problem here

so he would have to be a bottom?

i dont understand

Despicable
Atrocious
Absolutely disgusting

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YeahWellYouknowthatsjustlikeyouropinionman.jpg

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youtu.be/DNUFRIkaFzw?t=1m15s

Your harem is probably full of shit taste you

Too*

Orly?

He doesn't partake

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I wouldn't dare fantasize about servicing your cock every night...

Yuh

You basically just said kyouko is shit taste

You are despicable for even having her in there
I have never been more disgusted by anyone in my entire laifu

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I love you too

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Die in a fire

it feel like getting molested by a pedophile

lolno I got destiny to play

DIE IN A FIRE

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♥

you are here at least~

hey bby

wussup

lonely, and listening to calming ASMR
^_^

fun stuff

at least partly

are you doing alright?

but yeah mostly.

just drawing and listening to youtube

sleepy

comfy drawing times~
:)

what do you watch on u tubes?

whatever i can kinda follow from audio only

red letter media mostly

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is that the one with the creepy star wars reveiw guy?

yes

what else do they do?

regular less structured reviews where they just sit in a room and talk

oh... so they are those two guys sitting in that room talking about movies too?
the slightly bearded guy and that other... uh.. bigger guy?

yeah they're the same people

which one of them is the scarey star wars guy!?
:O

the fatter one

Woah~

incredible what they were able to make...

it's a classic now!

drawing your cute comic right now?

yeah just like a cover or something

linework or colors right now?
or thinking about how it all will look?

was doing linework but i shifted into changed some things

gotta make it look good! all those fun little touch up tweaks~

should i sleep?

tired af, who wants me to play music 4 em

yeah it's mostly background so i want it to be kinda messy without being unnaturally cluttered

iunno what are your other options

You're smart enough to figure out scenes! composition ect. and white space~

cook food at 2 in the morning even though i ate already not only 8 or so hours ago...
or uh... not much else really.
except passing out?

how tired are you

stealth tired

like i feel conciouslly awake but in the background i can barely feel it, but i think i know it's tiredness lurking back there...

so like... kinda awake.. but not really

i can pass out easily, since it comes naturally to me, that's not an issue.
i just have to choose when to pass out like a log.

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I have become Doot,
Creator of memes.

iunno id find something to do until im too tired and it's unbearable

*snuggles*
imma just lay back for a bit in the dark and see how it goes~

wowie erryone dead

cya then

the twilight posting

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sometimes you must embrace the memes.

living meme

Oh cool it's my favorite NEET poster, Cupcake

Hey there bby

hello soto. I fell asleep way too early and I'm up in the wee hours. it's going to make work that I have later a bit tough but I'm sure I'll survive because I'm quite used to WORKING

Are you telling me....that cupcake works... and isnt squash's stay at home wife?

I'm not canine enough for squash.

college is so stressful, I just wanna be a stay at home pet slave

Lmao how many hours you doing today?

that would be livin' the dream alright.

probably 5 or 6 like I always do. any more and my back starts to really get to me in the horrible chairs we have at the office. I've done full days before but it really hurts, so I usually don't.

Well shit, this is distressing... Also why are you americans crying and panicking at airports?

youd probably be bad at it

air sports

Is your back really that bad? I thought you just just had occasional back pain and stuff?
Shit nigga what did you do?

Can't wait for the episode where Subaru turns into a girl

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if I suddenly became an grill I would fist myself

Sometimes agirl is hot but she has a jewwy face, so their like israeli hot
I wanna bang someone who is israeli hot

Israeli grills tho
especially them on national service
wanna bone
take the puss bus to poundtown via penetration station

Specialized in kebab removal
now THAT'S israeli hot!

probably some terrorist or something, I have no idea. I don't follow all the news closely.

my back is literally in constant pain since the accident. over three years now. it's dull enough most of the time that I can ignore it thanks to years of practice, but if I sit in a bad chair for too long, or walk too much, or do anything more strenuous it starts to hurt a lot more until it gets unbearable.

car accident. remember? my mother and I were driving on a small highway and got hit from behind by a semi truck so hard it knocked our vehicle up into the air where it flipped around several times before hitting the ground and rolling another like 100 feet or so. it was the most terrifying experience of my life.
oh and so you have an idea of how hard we got hit, the vehicle we were in was a nissan armada. and if you know what that is, you know how huge they are, so to get knocked into the air we had to have been hit pretty fucking hard.

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And then you ask them "ayyyy baby wanna play terrorist/Israel game?" and she fukken blows you away before you can so much as allahu ackbar...
hot as fuqq

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37215433

ah. yeah everything went into hyperdrive after 9/11 and never really settled back down. of course it's all vapid bullshit. none of it will prevent a terrorist attack because the whole way they work is to find a weak point in the current system and take advantage of it, so you can't prevent them. it's all just smoke and mirrors to make people feel safe, and to get people focused on complaining about how dumb all the new security measures are, instead of worrying about any possible threat, which while rare, is very real.

oh right. you can't see pictures. this is so annoying.

hi neko neko chan.

Hi cuppypuppy
What's going on?

Atleast it is grounded in legit concerns.... but shit that would be so sketchy, being at the airport and being so tenso

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