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oh geez. yeah that's pretty bad.
tempted to drink more but I think 10 hours is pushing it.
you're not supposed to.
I have rum
the Self above all restriction
Its basically satanism no?
Want the folder?
Stopping when I start
I'll probably make rum and coke I guess.
trap genre and simpsonwave are awesum!
try this tho
with money my only enemy is time
Im gonna do some fierce job hunting I promise
you're being mean
what's the truuuuth?
My ear keeps itching.
i'm god thanks
Anyone with a job here?
I tried that once and I didn't really get that drunk and it kinda upset me.
you had your chance to start much earlier but you just had to wait like a responsible adult.
no I'm not. I'm teasing you some, sure, but I'm not being mean. I like you too much to want to be mean to you.
my mom works in construction and had some whiskey
this is why I drank so early. job tomorrow.
Hangovers are for pussies.
Well boo on me I suppose.
Bongo bongo bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no~
Ana or Karen, although I think Ana would be better here.
I've never heard of simpsonwave.
I liked the last one, listening now. I like it so far.
And don't forget the whole deal with uncles & aunts.
Is your mother the only "strong masculine authority figure" in your life and that's why you ended up this way?
my playlists move into more chill factors to balance out the heavyness
smooth playlist of mine~
This is going to be one hell of a Ramadan.
yes. boo on you indeed, tracer.
boo on you indeed.
at this point I know you're doing it on purpose.
I dunno it feels like I you just get drunk slower as opposed to just drinking from the bottle.
yes. that's how alcohol works, ban. if you dilute it with something like soda it takes longer to get drunk than drinking it straight.
I am. Helps alleviate boredom.
It's the journey, not the destination.
awwwh well okai theen
she's tough but not like you imagine.
she studied art and is a professional painter and singer, but that makes no money so she went with that job to pay for living.
You reap what you sow.
Time to go; byebye~
You could say that. ^^
Okay, nice to meet you. It's good that you started posting; this board needs new people~
God? Please use your powers and wipe all of the liberals from the face of this planet
Whats your profession?
Must be some kind of boss then
Good for you, I can't get away without one. Love booze too, its heaven and hell
Well, at least that sounds reasonable. I often can't stop once I begin, feels bad
Is she butch?
I have come to a sort of conclusion as to what I am doing for Hallow's Eve.
well goody for you, I suppose.
gotta learn some control, jacky boy.
Drink more water, then.
Hm hm hm.
nuhuh, everyone just drinks here.
wuz that mean
but I'm tokai
Which is stupid.
I don't like drinking large amounts of anything.
Goodbye, you can thank Bard for that. He found me on /b/.
I don't think I had any choice in this matter though. The mosquito practically raped me.
It's really nice so far.
That picture is kind of unsettling though.
Now what fun would that be? have to challenge you somehow~
A really manly woman.
my goodness. someone is in a generous mood today. and not even posting your two more friendly characters, either.
it's not racist if they are inferior.
yes you are, kiddo.
yeah it's pretty dumb how science works.
here's somethign cute just for you~ ♥
Of the ones you know, anyway.
tokai's mom sounds like my kinda girl
not at all.
she's a diva.
but to really explain how she easy you'd need some knowledge of dutch types.
which I won't bore you with.
am I still a kid when I turn 19??
Now you're being judgmental, even though the mosquito was black..
I will cut you
For a decade and a half now.
I tried the "drink as much water as booze" theory but had to quit halfway, too much liquid
No other way to back this out?
Ready to pay or play anything
I am so nervous.
you know it's 100% true
The white man bred them to be strong and muscular
Said drink more water, not to meet halfway.
don't be, it really makes us low class scum.
you shouldn't be wanting that.
drink with me
I know what men she likes, and that's not you
she's probably into small cute guys if she doesn't mind being buff
small cute artsy musical guys
with big cocks
that's true. I'm curious about how many you have. it's all such a wonderful world of surprise and whimsy with you, tracer.
yes tokai. it's not about age, we've been over this.
you'll get there.
gotta have good tools for your farm work, yes.
you will never live in an universe where high school girls do tank battles for fun and hijack tanks with a C-5 Galaxy, piloted by other high school girls
I can always post the list again for the thirteenth time.
He dindu nuffin, he a good mosquito, he go to church.
This sounds so great so far, thank you. Happy music.
You're going to do fine. Just show your boss your folders and he should be so impressed he'll appoint you instantly.
but that would spoil the surprise, and your fun at making me guess the next time I don't pay enough attention to realize it's you.
she likes men who are about her age who smoke and drink like there's no tomorrow.
but they're the ones who light up the bar with their great stories and attitude to life.
+has to be christian (protestant)
..but when do I ;_;
Ehhhh. I just post as whoever I am at the time, regardless of who guesses it's me or not.
I can't right now, I'm watching some stuff before some friends and I go play.
Soon, I promise. My internet can't handle playing on the american servers though.
yeah that's me though. i'm a presbyterian now.
Pls tell me it's a safe haven where you are. I gotta escape from all this diversity.
He just wanted some skittles and grape drank.
I haven't been.
Its dumb how you work.
yeah I'm sure you do and are all those things.
when did you turn 49 btw?
The same amount as beer and sipirts? Or just two liters? I don't remember the amount of water being defined
Its nice to have time for yourself and be without responsibilitis from time to time tho
Guess it must be boring after a while
I don't think so but thanks
in b4 overwatch
i have progeria
what did you mean by Pay?
you'll get there. stop worrying so much about it, silly.
yeah but surely you get a little amusement out of watching me fail to guess it's you like the time with hazama.
afraid not. mexicans as far as the eye can see.
I agree. I wish I could just leach off the government.
I have no reliable alarm clocks
Pay. Blood. Or literally anything to see the liberals go
By the way, that loli has a ridiculously huge forehead just sayin'
Eh...I'd trust them more than the darker fellers. At least most of them work hard and make good food.
Move into canada.
Don't be sad little Luka.
I promise we'll play.
This one was pretty good too.
Use an online one, leave your computer on at max volume.
Not as much one would assume.
Well it is hella fun, to just sit there with your family all having a drink, endlessly bantering about stuff and telling stories with language that puts adult swim to shame.
but you can feel the disgust the rest of the town have for your kind, they don't even like to be near you.
but hey what do I know, perhaps that doesn't matter.
oh right she's a vampire?
here~ enjoy the sequel!
A nosebleeding one
she can't drink her own blood?
No, in fact she doesn't drink any
Pretty good stuff if you are bored out of your mind
you can feel the disgust the rest of the town have for your kind, they don't even like to be near you.
Thats pretty rough, you sure you don't imagine that? Do they know you are un-employed?
I remember having a friend from the high class.
we'd always compare things.
it was so fun.
in a small village as this word spread fast.
but it's not even about not working.
but just the way we behave, the way we talk and leave our house to look like.
maybe another time
i have a ton in backlogs of things
Pegasus' Japanese voice in the Yugioh anime is fucking hilarious holy shit
TFW Power surge kills the power and none of my trips I got saved after 2 trillion trips searched
this is so accurate it hurts
watching gook cartoons with english dub ever
The avarage normie arrogance, tell 'em to sod off, that works
Its pretty mediocre I actually have no idea why I watched this
Thats what you get for tripfagging
And never gets old.
You should watch more anime...
I mean I watched the dub as a little kid and didn't really know subs existed sooooo....
I'm used to not caring about some opinions.
and I'm hoping to move soon.
how was your day sweetheart?
I'm still kinda sweaty from walking in the warm summer sun.
e-euhm, a shower before bed will fix that.
but I'm going very soon cause of tomorrow etc.
yes, yes she does. perfection must have at least one slightly less than perfect thing to help the rest of the perfect stand out even more.
yeah but they tuk err jeerrrbs.
with that piece of shit sjw running the country? no fucking thank you.
yeah but I'm guessing you're similar to me in that you tend to exaggerate reactions a little once in a while.
we'd always compare things
tokai confirmed for comparing dicks with classmates.
this is why you save them more frequently. you're just asking for trouble at this point. do you also literally never save while playing pokemon and just hope that nothing will happen ever to your device?
the canada one gave the norway one her tripcode and he hasn't stopped using it since. it's kind of adorable.
the fuck is my deal. Netherlands.
we are the same
but you can also just call me tokai
n-not like that!
I never compared that
I'm more happy that you bothered to change it
Exaggerations are still too tiresome though.
Jack you've sucked Alice's dick.
Don't sass me, you turd.
My DS has been turned on for 2 years now and I just charge as needed.
I think I ripped my dick
Believe me, you wouldn't say that if you knew how many I already watched
Oh yeah, I tend to forget that you are all pretty young
Well, thats wise. Where do you wanna move? Staying in weed land?
What animu is this anyway
Lazy to do image search
You need to let me know your school schedule so I know the optimal time to send you lewd texts.
see and He's my SO.
Time to get some sleep, g'night.
There is no need to be rude
Jack you've sucked Alice's dick
He's my SO
Well fuck you too
Love at it's finest.
Tokai then. Nice to meet you
Good night, friend.
sure you don't. suuure.
normally I'd agree but online they're easy enough so eh.
talk to me when you accidentally cause your cartridge to pop out. have had that happen a couple times.
I don't know.
I'm bad at this.
I pushed the power button the other day and killed my game. I actually save every 2 hours.
I'm already around five hundred, no kidding.
For you? Sure.
since I'm studying in amsterdam I need a place there, but ofc I'd love canada
euhm eh sure sure
I'll know it tomorrow
Nice to meet you too Leb-user.
nee nee esdee
you don't know what I did!
I could probably do with a good petting
Still tiresome online.
Is 22 really that young? 23 in October
yeah I remember you mentioning that. and yet you do not learn. oh squash...
it's called an educated guess.
so are most things, but it's either do a few less tiresome things or do nothing at all.
It was mostly a joke.
Just so I don't get lonely and start texting you when you're in the middle of class.
How was your day been?
Nothing sound great right about now.
everything you listen to is pretty "phat beat" heavy, huh. this is significantly better than the other thing you linked.
get more alcohol in you, champ.
ha. I know the story behind this and it makes me laugh every time.
It's amazing how far some furries will go for shit.
I didn't do lewd in high school!
kinda good, it'd be nice but I can't imagine doing a presentation with a hard on.
don't worry I'll let you know when I know.
incredibly busy, but okai.
went to a city and shopped with my brother, then went to another city to get food.
so kinda too exhausted to be stressing.
and the nice words helped as well.
In a bit.
Are you actually Lebanese or just using a proxy?
I mean wolfy nail is kind of amazing but over 1000 for a commission is just retarded.
it's not lewd to compare dicks with a classmate you weirdo. it's normal bonding behavior.
what's stopping you?
the picture he posted was an auctioned off commission picture by a furry artist and the person who won, a term I use here loosely, paid over 1300 dollars for that single image.
you people seriously need more hobbies because you care about the weirdest things.
At least you tried tho
Well, they have the worst leader in the history of mankind, I'd wait for that and see if he can turn the place into an utter hellhole under his deviant rule
Half a decade younger than me, guess its kinda young
Enjoy life while you can son
shit forgot my lebanese proxy
I think I paid like, 50 bucks for my Dark Souls fursona pic from George.
And I only paid that much because he's my friend and I would have gotten it for him anyway.
Fuck you I spit out my water that was hilarious
once in a while I manage a good one.
Heh, sounds like fun, actually.
What kinda shopping did you get done?
But our prime minister isn't Hillary Clinton?
I mean, even fifty seems like a lot to me, but that's waaaay more understandable, especially if you really like the artist.
you know, like if he's a close personal friend.
squash pay me fifty bucks and I'll draw you another roadhog x winston pic.
I WAS GOING TO ASK HIM STUFF ABOUT LEBANON IF HE WASN'T USING A PROXY I'M NOT JUST ASKING SHIT FOR THE POINT OF ASKING IT CUPCAKE
I'd type Arabic to prove it but this board doesn't let it go through for some reason.
Damn, so I'm in the presence of a 1300 dollar image then.
My want for getting more to drink isn't as high as my want for staying seated.
trudeau is arguably even worse than she is, honestly.
I didn't do a lot of bonding..
just stayed with mates after school time.
I know Trudeau's a huge moron.
but the americas aren't like us jacky.
in north america you can escape rule and live close to the wild.
it was, it really gave me some distraction
I got a new t-shirt with cute blue stripes and another pair of shoes, which makes 6 pairs.
well. in the presence of an image some idiot was willing to spend that much money on, yes. but that's semantics, I suppose.
this I understand quite well.
that sounds like bonding to me.
arabic in filenames works though
Always jumping to conclusions...
I didn't but holy shit hi it's been ages!
You don't need to prove it, it's just kinda cool is all
The first time I heard about Lebanon was reading this mythology book about Gilgamesh, the middle east has a lot of interesting stories
always yelling at me and hurting my feelings.
okay maybe it is bonding.
I even had some kind of popularity I'll admit.
but it never felt like.. real you know.
just a lot of fake people
Yeah I've been doing... stuff... well, not really...
Cupcake pls you don't have those
Did you graduate yet?
I actually get exactly what you mean. weird how I connect better with people online than I ever really did with "real" people.
It's a long and kinda personal story
You have more pairs of shoes than I have pairs of pants.
Tbh, I don't follow politics.
All society could collapse for all I care.
Actually maybe not that long but definitely personal
oh good, you finally are getting it.
I'm a mixed bag of feeling as you do but still following politics to some degree because for some reason it amuses me as much as it infuriates me.
Proly even worse than Hillary but at least Canada can take stuff like this, murrica will shatter
Well, Canada is barely populated so that could work, for now, lets see if that liberal clown can fill it up with migrant scum before long tho
I'd hurry in that case then
I have this thing going for sub-bass lately
into a handful of chill/dark styles atm
Oh please unless you're a sociopath you have them
I'm just memeing at you
that song was actually pretty nice. once in a while I like some chill like that.
Well it's a little less impressive now that you put it like that.
I don't think that translated properly though, it says "When you whisper "life" with love"
Ah alright, a few people thought I was this Scarlet person.
There are a bunch of stories, unfortunately I'm not familiar with most of them as the country I lived in was usually the least interesting to me.
What would you like to know?
I have them to the extent that I must, I suppose.
which was the intended effect of my post. I do so enjoy ruining the majesty of things.
Holy shit, you're not dead.
For some reason the thing I most remember about Gilgamesh was that ogre guarding the cedar forest, is that still a thing there?
Stop LYING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today I read book and had pastries and dindin and soon comfysleeps
Yeah, it's a miracle
poor colbs. you'll learn.
proud of you.
ill be on skype
I'm happy you get it, if I said it to someone I know irl they'd not get it.
I think we're more honest here, less afraid maybe.
iunno, it's nice anyway.
my shoes are all really really cheap though.
it's a trend round amsterdam to buy that kinda simple design for only around 10 EUR.
oh I'm gonna get ready for bed now.
ill be on skype when done
even if so there'd be a huge backlash next election, and migrants usually only get to the cities. the villagers riot more quickly.
I don't really remember what I did there, I wish I knew arabic though, it's weird but I find it nice.
yeah, I think you're right. it's just odd.
goodnight, tokai. sleep well.
You're pretty damn good at it.
That and subtle jokes.
Have you considered getting into politics?
The cedar forests are still there, although much, much less. Barely found anywhere and the ones that are still there are protected and used as tourist attractions.
shadow governments HAARP test succesful in Norway killing 322 moose
Guess not even that huge liberal cuck could mess the place up in such short time anyway
I have, then realized that no matter how much of a piece of shit I am, I'll never be that much of a piece of shit.
reindeer not mouse
jeeeeze jack you need to step up your game
I was even thinking for a few seconds about that.
What did you read?
Does reindeer taste good?
If you make it so Santa can't get me shit I'm killing you.
Whats the blond 3000 year old lolis name that cup posts?
ooooo black betty
bam ba lam
yeah black betty
Black Betty had a child.
damn thing went wild
Bam a lam
And I fucked it!
this was fun until colbs ruined it.
Said it weren't none of mine
with all his judgmental judging.
Tragedy storms him when demon's spare her life
and all discover she had a demon heart.
spar her life belonging to demons
I GIVE UP.
Screw you cupcake I was literally asking the same shit about half an hour ago
Took me like 5 seconds to find it myself
I just assumed you didn't notice me in your huge wall of replies
you sure did try tho
oh, shit. sorry jack, I must have missed it.
My delicate feelers man
are you ever going to be able to recover?
damn thing ran wild
's a good song.
I'll probably wake in cold sweat every night, dreaming that my reply goes unnoticed, ruined for life.
i just got here rin
this is not quite how I imagined interacting with you might end up back when we first met five years ago.
I'm going to go play something.
See you all later.
farewell, ana. have fun.
I need to get around this folder and learn to have normal conversations so I can web the newfag avatarfags over at /b/
This will only last a few days, awkward as fuck already tho
You don't like good music.
See you, Lebanonanon.
Have a good one.
Buzzwords plz /go/index.html
a bit chewy if I remember correctly but okai
fanfics and schoolbooks
aaaa you know I actually saw the news about it and I thought oh okai that is a lot of lightning but I never even questioned itttt
300 is a lot
you didnt take those things i said yesterday seriously right
i was just bored and having fun
i think youre pretty neat
you're doing a spectacular job so far, if I do say so myself. you'll have us all lulled into a false sense of security in no time, allowing you to enact your devious master plan.
do you like nightwish?
The porn sucked.
I'm not who I once was.
I don't really much care.
That's a question?
I see. Did you learn anything useful?
there isn't very much of it, and most isn't very good, yeah.
so I take it that means yes.
It sure as hell shouldn't be taken to mean no.
And so began Boos attempt at the conquest of Rin's pants.
Science says they simply stood too close to each other
But indeed thats a lot, I wonder what really happened. Free cooked reindeers tho
Oh I wish. Sadly my chances are already gone here
Shitposting feels bad tho
I dunno how you guys can do this all the time
Just go jack it to kancolle or something instead. God knows that kusoge franchise has no other redeeming qualities.
my grandma got me like 4 grams of platinum og as a gift
oh, is that whats going on?
you're being oddly hostile about this.
just in general? more or less. me personally? always.
most of us just don't have anything better to do. I hope.
squash will never love you like he loves mandy
For what is not the first time.
Is that literally half male in the worst way something can be half male?
Took me longer than it should'a to realize that's probably weed of some kind.
I didn't mean to seem hostile.
or me for that matter
Today. Though, today is more diverse than last night.
itis hard to say anything specific itis all a jumbly bumbly that makes gradully more sense each dayu you know not in concrete steps but slowly
Mandy is a jewel that I will never be graced with.
she just said she got it from a friend
my fucking grandma
isnt that hilarious?
How are you, brightlord?
Shhh, you can join in.
Oh, no no. It has a dick too.
i would probably fap that tbh
As well as one can be.
Better now that you're here.
How are you today~?
and I was mostly kidding. did seem a bit of a weird way to reply though, silly. nightwish is a favorite of mine. love the singers they have.
yeah pretty good crowd for the most part.
life is nothing but sorrow and pain.
why do you know?
shimakaze is pretty cute but no thanks.
I'm gonna go jack off with random guys in random discords
because I saw all that the booru site I used to find the art I have has to offer.
Or it just takes some time getting used to, dunno
False hope, you have chosen the avatarfag life
Kill me if I end up addicted too. 'tis a dangerous game
I'll take that reply as mine
Guess we'll wait then, update me if you learn something new pls, as a local you are getting info first handed
Hmm, missing someone though.
Some would think.
My grandma's legit cool with it.
As long as you're not retarded about it.
It looks like it has one tit.
And the one horn bothers me.
The greatest show on earth. :^)
I always just assumed you looked at porn with nothing but big hairy men.
Pls no badfox
Fap to a threesome?
Squash you have always had too high an opinion of me. Even when we first met and started avatarfagging at the same time.
But I am happy you are doing well. Any fun shenanigans planned?
Do you refuse?
my grandma just really loves me
ever since they moved in with us she's done everything she can to remember what i like and spoil me with stuff
makes me feel all sentimental desu
she moved in*
Eck. So sick of this particular character. Such a generic slutty cosplay that literally everyone did for a while. She got far too popular for no other reason than her skimpy clothing.
jack you've been doing this even longer than I have. I think you might be more addicted than you realize.
and who might that be?
cynics. the best kind of people.
this is a confusing reply.
I am a filthy degenerate. my porn tastes are wildly across the board.
I would be a fool to refuse such an offer, mandy.
badfox notice me
no that weird alien trap lady asked you to fap it
i think i probably would
What are you some kind of loli hipster?
Are pokemon involved?
Grandmas are bueno.
Mine both like to spoil me.
A really bad joke off the title of the one track.
Please. You've been nothing but charming to me through all the time we've been friends. One can only be so lucky to meet someone as lovely as you.
I have none planed. Though we all plan to get drink one last time tomorrow before we all must go home.
The medical bills and me being laid off is making it hard to stay afloat, so we are going home to try to pick up.
I assume he died.
yelling at someone for doing something he disapproved of. online.
I'll title your track, missy.
oh noooo itwas not for you Ihave no idea what happened to the reindeers idk if lighting works like that like it would be really spooky some cloud with tons of lightning striking 322 times
Imean lighting goes down to the ground right why would it hit more than a few if it just struck once
But I was only posting as user in hurtful ways!
that may not be the same form of shitposting that I do, but it's still shitposting, jacky boy.
I remember that he blew a gasket at MLPchan and poofed. Test told me that him and Eris went at it for a few hours and then died of an aneurysm.
i kinda dont like the whole family system tbh
how youre forced to live with people you have nothing in common with mostly
tell me something daddy~
CUPCAKE HELP I"M DYING.
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M DYING.
Its probably gardevoir
Phoenix Wright is a good game.
this seems like a good way to die, if you ask me.
there's an awful lot of them for me to focus on only one though.
Godot is one of the best rival characters in existence
For example, I evaluated a young man with ASD whose interest in wolves as a child transformed into a preferential canine zoophilia as an adolescent. During puberty, he began masturbating to depictions of females dressed up like wolves, known as “furries,” and shortly thereafter he switched to viewing online hardcore bestiality videos featuring dogs. One day he was arrested for climbing into a stranger’s yard and masturbating while touching a dog. This young man revealed his insatiable interest in wolves as a child and how he was drawn to the appearance of their soft fur. In adolescence, he began noticing the scrotums of large dogs and felt urges to touch them. He admitted that seeing and touching the fur and scrotum of a large wolf-like dog sexually excited him. As commonly observed among ASD individuals, he was particularly interested in sensory parts of ‘the whole’ for his sexual arousal. Eventually, this led to his offending behavior.
Don't do this, plus, I'm curious about the poor lady that had to deal with this guy.
Yet you post Rem.
List them then