:3

I have done more travelling and physical activity this day than all week combined.

but at least I got another cute shirt

Who happens to have a bootloader-unlocked Xperia Z3 Compact

Someone should tell me what this says.

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Hey, I played genocide too.

I'm just confused that in a game where the tagline is "the game where nobody has to die" your FIRST instinct was kill everyone.

grats

It says:

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huh?

oh cute growlithe! are our birthdays both next month? ._.

#triggered

I'm watching tank girls instead for now.

base64

it wasn't my instinct.

it was

my

curse.

But he posts Chara with a murderous look in her eyes and usually carrying a knaifu

...

Aren't you like 26?

huh?

is yours in september? then I suppose they are.

how gross.

chara is cute CUTE

You know I kind of had the impression you were older than that prior to knowing it for some reason.

McFucking kill yourself.

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congratulations. on the cute shirt. keep up, tokai.

nope!
:3

tell me the day!
:D

Sci pls

I am the grossest!

they tried to put me in the ground.

but the ground...

wouldn't...take me...

I never played Undertale but even I know she is Gordan Freeman quality protagonist.

email protected?

Haha, Holla Forums fucked this up.

Ah, I fucked this up.

...

I'm really a thirty something man pretending to be an underage girl online, obvs.

see

WHAT IS THIS DEVIANTART CRAP

Light breeze and a bright sun is a very comfy weather. Not too hot and not too cold.
If only spring was forever.

But how often does it reach that temperature in Canada?

11

you're disgusting~

cute fanart though. saved~ :)

im a fat sweaty unshaven stinky 33 year old NEET

In all honesty, I never knew Test had an extreme amount of disgust for me. I was pretty surprised tbh

I sincerely hope you try the Ghostie method of suicide and throw yourself down a flight of stairs.

Oh hey, TP/Luka.

thankyou

although I just realized it kinda looks like a shimapan in shirt form

I'm surprised that you're surprised.

I tried. but my reaper form activated and by the time I was at the bottom I ended up ulting for a quad kill and getting play of the game.

this...

is my...

curse...

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I said I was a cute girl and then you called me weird.

rude

same

I'm surprised that you're surprised that he's surprised

I don't know what that means.

When you get to be as old as Luka, you learn to settle.

...

okay :)

*pokes u gently*
:3c

yay

pics

at first I thought this was test. I want test to know this.

nl.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shimapan

one sec

...

same

I vomited in my mouth.

Same

half the year~ ^_^

ah so urs is the first half of month and mines second half!

nope

rekt !

Oh

Look how cute I am

very rekt, luka. very.

Probably need to put more effort into the kawaii if you hope to make a success of it.

oh, gotcha. well that's cute then right?

I don't remember ever going after you specifically. Even then, its the internet. What are you doing taking people seriously?

Cute

Does that just mean spam tildes and retarded emoticon faces with everything?

yup!

teehee

I KEEP THINKING IT'S TEST AT FIRST

Woah, I didn't know Canada could get that hot that often.
I really like this music.

:3c ~!

i'm a cute girl.

*yuri *

>w < ! ~

I mean, you have been a dick to me personally a few times. But mostly I just don't like your attitude towards others. I'm not doing anything except refusing to play video games with you, family, and I'm sticking to that.

This one I like. I'll save that one.

BECAUSE I ALWAYS FUCKING SAY TEEHEE

IT'S JUST MY THING

heheh I guess.

it works better in the sunlight cause it's a summer colour but you get the idea

I get the impression that is sometimes how people try to create the effect. There is also typing like you have some kind of mental deficiency too.

Kawaii uguu sugoi onee-chan.

*notices your bulge*

whats this? OwO

it's pretty much exactly what you say ALL THE TIME

I want to fug cuteboys

looks pretty fine to me. nice simple shirt design.

...

SHUT

THE FUCK UP

:x

I just don't even see the point.
Unless it's buried in so many levels of irony it's impossible to even rationally understand.

I honestly don't ever remember that but whatever. If you want to be a little girl about shit, I suppose I can't stop you.

argh

my hand is getting Frostbite from holding my mouse

;~;

RIP

Whats ripped?

uwu

ಠ~ಠ NO YOU GOTTA THROW IN MORE KAWAII ╚(•⌂•)╝

Easy there, Grim.
You seemed to have forgot your name.

And now we're back into "please stop" territory

Dammit Test, tune the teehee's down, you're scaring the children.

...

...

...

yup, I'll wear it to college tomorrow.
maybe skinny jeans too but maybe that's too much.

Tina Fey isn't funny.

I think that would look pretty adorable.

you're a misogynist. wait no, that's not accurate. you just have shit taste.

...

What's the temperature right now?

...

why are pants

different from shirts

I can't help this awful energy.

You're the rampant women hater.
I'm accepting of every type of person and I can't not even finish this sentence without disgust.

Pants are harder to get into.

you tried though, that's all that matters.

maybe if I give that impression people will help me more

fuckin' blankets. how do those work?

you'll get plenty of help I'm sure.

"help"
:^)

combined pants shirt socks and gloves

you?

k

ha. like help him into a bent over a table position for a good fuckin' amrite tsuchi

Out of curiosity I checked, it's hotter here than Beirut surprisingly.

12c
it's gonna go down to 9c tonight im guessing

I wonder what kind of a thought process led you to ask this question.

I'd really be worried if you actually did that.

Like everyone is gay in the Netherlands so it's not like he won't find a dude.

vimeo.com/20002765

yeah I'm pretty happy for him.

I want to play.

I was making a song reference just there.

youtube.com/watch?v=obnlpoR0HEc

Stockings + skirt + shimapan

cneko-chan.deviantart.com/art/Anime-Terms-for-Beginners-630573899

...

I hope, I am ultra nervous

WTF

I've never tried to fuck a blanket before so I couldn't tell you.

Whats it called?

Whats ripped about me?

IT'S LITERALLY DEVIANTART

HOLY FUCKING MOLY

Enjoy your poundtown college experience.

check it out~

k

just kidding around tokai don't worry.

no need to be nervous. that's normal but you'll be fine, trust me.

A large chunk of undertale art is probably from deviantart and tumblr.

That's how you know it's QUALITY shit.

...

Nothing.

I call it the shipantsolove

THE JOKE IS CUPCAKE EVER BEING HAPPY.

Okay, that's pretty funny.
I was thinking it'd be more like this though.
youtube.com/watch?v=jRSH--pRkQU

That flew straight over my head, never heard of the artist even.

;_;

wait what joke

what did he mean by this

I go to tumblr and I go to great lengths to not save 90% of what I see, even there.

...

I"M NOT POUNDING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA LEARN

oh okay, I guess I'll just see and stuff

see
Your misfortune fills me with endless jubilation.

I like that song. It's super fucking edgy though.

that's hilarious. also basically how I imagine all people who would say they have "swag"

jbox.com/o/c/shimapan/tmt676

oh.

oh.

Of course.
You'll be the one getting pounded by the entire rugby team.

I'm getting mixed messages.

Why does it have love in it?

I found your problem

you got this, tokai.

Be honest.

That's the least of my many problems.

NO

NOOOOOOOOOO

..i got this

Looks alright to me~

So it's a guilty pleasure of a kind?

"Are you on drugs or alcohol?"
"What is drugs?"
He really got existential there.

don't mix them~

Just remember to drink a marginal amount of alcohol beforehand so you can claim it's rape after the fact.

because it has gloves silly

Ok well I found one of the many problems then.

youtube.com/watch?v=fqdJ3NcykYs

I'm not doing it

So the secret to love is nice gloves?

Test's main problem is his beard.

im not an sjw

brb
taking a long shower

...

You're a gay dude trying to become a girl.
How can you be anything but an SJW?

try not to get raped

...

yesss

I think cotton is the comfiest material to make shipantsoloves of

idk if latex is bad for your skin for extended amounts of times

Why

Russian Tank Loli

He didn't want to bring up the other thing.

It was the only five letter word that look like it'd be height when spoilered.

you know I have tons of black gloves

New to /a/, is that an effeminate guy or an ugly girl?

Did you get to see the Finnish tanks in action yet?

Not yet!

Ido not have too many gloves ;;

gloves are comfy in winter

that's a pretty qt girl

Mine aren't comfy and are only used for keeping blood off my hands.

It's Kel Markey, she is a fairly successful model.

They were good I thought. One of the highlights of the film.

When they be? Mid-film?

you. got. this.

yeah he's pretty much got life figured out.

someone's gotta do it.

Huh, she is. Welp, who am I to judge then.

Is this Initial D or what

And if he doesn't, well, at least he'll still have his swag.

WELL I kind of get it I use mine for the same reason except keeping gross stuff off my hands so thatI do not have to wash them all the time I can just wash the gloves every now and then best idea ever

What gross stuff are you touching?

I really can't remember when specifically. I watched the film streaming with /ak/ after a marathon of the original series that was kind of fun with the stream chat.

I dunno a lot of models look weird in some way or another compared to conventional ideas of attractiveness in order to catch attention in advertisements.

Waking up with the shakes is the worst

Inject more marijuana

I literally live in the best country in the world.

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/86904393

Actually lost a bit of respect for ya.

They have been told to fuck off. For two years. Instead they assault the police. If we'd do the same there, I don't think we would get away with a few bites.
Fuckin' got what they deserved, kill 'em all sons of bitches

...

door handles and stuffs

pretty sure they have been in second degree contact with ponoses and vagoos and butts

doors are really really gross

So do you just wear gloves all over the place ?

yes whenit is cold enough to

What? No. Albedo is just a shit waifu.

Is it cold as dicks in your town?

You almost scared me for a second there, thought you are pro migrant
Albedo is a slut, not waifu material at all
Image was fitting tho

I keep my political opinions to myself.

during autumn spring and wintert kindof

...

Why? Nobody does that

Because I lack opinions.

You will go to vote at least?

I'd rather shoot heroin in to my dick.

...

You furry

Has anyone here ever eaten duck meat?

yes. it's pretty good.

Chinese food usually comes with some so yeah, top tier

What kind of backwater shi-
Oh. Lebanon.

With these candidates I can't even blame you

Initially read that as dick meat.

Kynareth
Julianos
Akatosh

Shouldn't you be endorsing Trump?

I'm not, that's just how I prefer them.

What are you into if not furry then, degenerate?

Skyrim will always worship Talos.

First time I had it was in a burger, was weird.
What do you eat it with?

You eat it regularly? I've only had it a few times.

Well that too I guess.

skyrim belongs to the nords

Oblivion was more epic

...

In all honesty I hate Trump, he looks like a prick, acts like a prick and talks like a prick, pretentious as fuck ITS GONNA BE GREAT ITS GONNA BE HUGE, I CAN'T TELL WHAT BUT ITS GONNA HAPPEN FAST AND etc.etc. but Hillary would be the last nail in the worlds coffin.
So go Trump

pretty sure I had it at a chinese buffet. it was a while ago though that's for sure.

No but anytime I have chinese

Tomorrow belongs to me.

tomorrow belongs to no one you egotistical madman.

How melodramatic.

I could get a cat and name them Tomorrow. Now what, punk?

I honestly have no way of responding to this. you have bested me.

But it lacked the meme power.

The fun in Skyrim comes from loading it up with mods.

Sexually and otherwise.

Can't have another Merkel. No.
I am safe in Hungary but the rest of the world would be cucked

Fagzis

...

something tells me I have you beat sexually at least. but who knows.

how?

oblivion was first! >_

MAKE THINGS HUGE AGAIN

Yes, you may have me beat sexually. You have my consent.

well now I don't want to. consent makes it so dull.

You not wanting to do it is the final solution to the consent problem.

for every problem there's a final solution.

Like anime, the answer to the human problem.

anime isn't a perfect solution but it sure does stop a lot of less desirable people from ever breeding.

Also next time Mion posts here tell that dumb cunt that pregnancy does not fuckin' lasts for 11 months, thanks

I wish. I fear it only gives them something in common with ugly sluts instead. God help us all when convention babies outnumber those conceived outside of one.

I dunno.
I'm Yan.

WE MAKE THE BEST THINGS HUGE

BEST

HUGE

I hate it when you bring up things my brain has managed to force itself to forget.

Mion? Like that stuff that flavors water?

Ah alright, don't eat it too much then?

What meals does it come with? When you ate it I mean.

The only one we can trust in these dire times is our friend Jack Daniel.

They don't come around at all.

AND WE GONNA MAKE IT FAST AND WE GONNA MAKE IT NOW!

My dumb fuck ex, she posted here that she is pregnant by me as a really bad attempt to troll

well it depends on how much you like it. it wasn't good enough to replace chicken as my primary fowl of choice to consume.

and captain morgan.

*pet*

It's also that duck is generally way more expensive too.

I mean, yeah, that too.

I'd zug a Yan

It just comes as uh... I think roasted duck? Don't quote me on that but it's isially spicy a bit so clearly they cook it in something

Did you try saying it's black?

what the hell was that ending

No, I don't think she has the guts to post when I'm around, so just pass it along, thanks .
Will help you lot get rid of a really bad attention whoring shitposter too. God forbid, might get used to this place later

*bite*

...

#ducksout4harambe

I still think I prefer beef over all of them.
Duck had a really interesting taste though.

Ah alright, good to know. Your prefer it over other meats or nah?

No one wants shitty slav offspring, not even slavs.

What was the ending?

Somebody is being sour as shit

not your best, but I still smirked.

yes, beef is king in both taste and price point.

... i wanna see Mion

How do I know a Mion from another poster? Give me hints

Um I'd say it'd be top 3 of my preferred. Pretty damn good tbh, why so curious bout ducks?

re:zero ep 22 ending

Someone told me to duck and it's been on my mind. I've only ever eaten it four or five times and I wanted to know if it was normal or not.

A good steak can't be topped by much else.

...

agree completely. a king among meats.

fuck, another week of waiting

What happened?

Canadian user, does not namefag
All you other canadians namefag

Waste of time
Has lesbian tendencies so maybe not
Hook up next time she drops by

...

It's normal, so lets go get some duck together bae

is she pretty?

So tell her Hungarian man says he loves his baby and wants to be there for him as both father and wet nurse?

I'm too pure for lewd advances

...

Oh I am pure too bae, pure unadulterated lewd

I was a stupid fuck to ask you guys

Yeah, not bad
Good luck fam, make it a one night stand, personality is 0/10

you can't lewd me

afternoon = planned

tell me more~

girls can have penises too

this you fucking bigots

my wife's half black daughter has a penis. and I couldn't be more proud of xir.

You gotta find the rest out yourself
There is no fun in spoiling everything

...

Can I hit that Mion ass then if you aren't?

I will and you will find the true meaning of tranquility after, it's just that good pass through the iris :^)

You are both cute girls, just get in a skirt first

I look pretty alright in a skirt but honestly most people can pull one off.

find it how?

see

my feelings tho

Okay pics or it didn't happen, bae

ask around the ponies. one of them is bound to have a pic of me in a maid outfit.

...

You don't have feelings.
Those were destroyed long ago.

There, there. It'll be out before you know it.
or it will be painstakingly long.

Sounds good, you gotta come pick me up though. The next refugee boat doesn't leave for a while.

i wanna see!
:D

Go for it

I dunno man, I terminated all connections with that one

...

aww
:(

Oh right, I thought you were talking about the film. I haven't watched any of ReZero. I think the only show I have really kept up with this season is moe girls making moe games.

oh right, duh. silly me.

trap would be a very generous way to describe it indeed.

no homo

It's why there were the airquotes.

Two dudes in skirts is lesbian as fuck.

and I'm clarifying that not only are you correct, but even in your sarcasm you are being more forgiving than you should be.

..... I don't want to be near ponies, can't you just get more? Like what if they aren't worth it then I'll be all tainted with tolerance and autism :c

You can just come back with me, totally safer than the boat. More lewd zero of the untimely demises! :^)

guess you're shit out of luck then, mate.

oh and it's absolutely not worth the effort to track down.

Better go kill myself

it would probably be for the best.

to combat his first college day my brother decided to have a prayer session.

whilst I try to drink it away.

On that note, laters animus

bye ;~;

pray away the gay, tokai.

see ya

I gave up on that for some time

it was hard but i tracked it down. you're welcome

First class with a hangover?

NICE

Clearly that moe cat outfit needed more screen time.

yeah damn pray must be broken. didn't work on me either.

I remember when you pretended not to be gay

It was adorable

I was a little excited.

Goodbye

he's not gay you fucking assholes he's dating a girl.

cute~

Girls dating girls is p gay

...

...

...

A very small mosquito just flew into my ear and I don't know if I got it out or not.

is it possible for them to eat your brain from the inside?

oh. that's a good point.

It'll live inside your brain and suck all the blood out of it slowly

You'll get dumber over time

I don't get hangovers

I found that limit

maybe if we shout at a church

no. it'll probably die in there. but it's pretty gross.

in before someone makes a comment about needing a brain to eat first.

no. shout at the devil.

...

It's okay, you're a proud gay girl now

Got me good.

I will never surrender
I am the unlewdable object

I'll git u guder bby

You've seen this kind of thing before.

I didn't think I could get any dumber, I guess we'll wait and see.

She's a very cute girl.
Do you have more music like the album you gave me before?

wew

but he's mean too

I'm not trans!

There was supposed to be a question mark at the end of that first one.

Reminder that manmade words have no absolute definition.

It is impossible for you not to out of sheer blood loss

But don't worry, I'll make sure the blood goes to the right place ;)

Coulda fooled me

uh...
lemme try

mosquitoes are common where I live. I general avoid them well enough though. the ones around here are rarely so small they'd fit in an ear though.

that's why you need to shout at him.

But where would that place be?

Square.

my genes just hate me

but I get scared of shouting

Flush it out with water.

I'm formless. :3

What gender would you like to be today?

Your cerebellum, which controls motor functions

There there. With the miracles of modern medicine, you too can be the cute girl you were always meant to be

Speaking of eating brains, the animal brain dishes in Asia actually look kind of good.

If you start hearing a very loud "tap tap" that means it found your eardrum.

rip

M1 Abrams

then just speak very softly but firmly at him.

You must be feeling pretty dom.

I mean have you ever seen a dead mosquito inside someone's head?
I'm pretty sure I got this one out but I didn't think something like that would be possible.

You don't have to if it's a hassle.

Cerebellums are my very specific fetish, how did you know?

I'm almost certain I got it out.
Either that or it's just another one of them spawning out of the nest hidden somewhere in my room.

that's wrong, it fucks you up so bad.
well.
it might.
but no.

I can do that!

Are you from /lewd/? Saw the post you made after I left yesterday; I think that's the only other place I've used this name.

what on earth would be impossible about it? if a small enough foreign object enters your body and doesn't exit, it's not like it just vanishes.

go get 'em, tiger.

I actually thought there couldn't be worse candidates but here comes Erio
It can ALWAYS be worse

They're making a nest inside you.

HI ERIO

I have ESPN, I know what you're thinking at all times

DO IT FAGGOT

...

The ANGEL OF LAWLESSNESS' reign is eternal.

ay gurl how u?

i dont wanna anymore

n-no

I remember when you weren't gay then you shoved a buttplug up your asshole.

you're a weird one, tokai lovecock

...

...

Good good, and you?

DO IT

I remember when you weren't a dick

Oh wait you were always that

C U M C A K E

moar of her pls

I'm not. Maybe I'm confusing you with someone else, I could almost swear I've spoken with you before.
Somewhere on 4chan?

Ah, apologies. Not impossible, highly unlikely.
Why would a mosquito want to go into your ear when there's more exposed skin.

Well I know what nightmare I'm having tonight.

The reference is going over my head

Thank you, that was nice.

Sometimes I wonder how people interpret those images. Do you think the character is supposed to represent me, Erio, specifically? It seems like it from how you commented on it.

Pretty good; going to go to a family dinner again in a bit. Sobriety is starting to feel pretty good as long as I keep up with yoga~

Hm, I may have used it on /s4s/ or /trash/. Wait, did you mean my namefield name or the name people call me?

..I kinda once said I'd go full trap if I fail college.

just listen to the music in this vid if u can ^_^

ew.

well you're the one who had one go in your ear so you tell me, ana.

I bet you'd love the taste

...

I actually need to practice efficient weeb shitposting for my latest ruse so okay

By now I have completely associated you with those views and that character
Whenever I see that touhoe, it reminds me of you

I am not sure if their larvae will come out through the same hole, or if they prefer to burrow in your skin and force their way through.

How lewd

Yay

i like seeing you post her~

The Beast With Many Names
What do people call you?

Kek, I'll try.
It's pretty nice so far.

On second thought it might have started sucking on my brain because I'm feeling dumber by the second.

That sounds delightful.
I wonder how many eggs I have inside me right now. I think this is fulfilling someone's fetish somewhere.

...hmm?

m-maybe I was drunk

this one is pretty classic goodness to me!

*hugs you warmly*

Your dreams came true, you're the mommy you always wanted to be.

ESP is mind-reading, essentially. ESPN is a sports network on American TV

Teach me your ways, sensei

Whelp, time to fail college

that could also just be because this place is so stupid.

you heard me.

For some reason I get that a lot of times
I don't tho, but its necessary

Well my Photoshop art makes it more than just the 2hu. Basically, THE ANGEL OF LAWLESSNESS represents the inviolable essence of the Self above all restriction. :3

Well I still drink every now and then; I quit weed though so I can pass drug tests soon. I was smoking it a ton after I graduated.

keep doing it, and you'll win eventually~

just like pratice

Isnt that normal?
You cant escape

Oops, missed this. Most people call me Erio.

Im gonna do my best and get a bachelor
then i can maybe get money and do fun things

*does the ear hand thing*
whaaaaat?

escape from what??

...

I'm automatically happy once I see those green bars. I really like glitch.
Your taste is really nice to me, Luka.
*hug*

Now to decide on the names.

Ah alright, I learned a new maymay today.

I mean I was on Holla Forums and /r9k/ before this, it can't be much dumber than that.

Ah alright, nice to meet you Erio.
I think it probably was on /s4s/

Time to drink.

What do you want to be called? ^^

i don geddit

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