Super Mario Odyssey

You could've made this a normal thread but instead decided to act like a fucking autist about it causing shit like to pop up

I'll rip your face off and shit on your console!

Worse than the usual Nintendrones, tbh.

The city environment is so fucking ugly.

What made you so upset?

Of course it is. Skyscrapers have always been ugly.

here's like 84%. it's better than nothing

It's getting harder and harder to watch these "professionals" play games. They suck so bad you just want to take the controller from them.

Not in the Art Deco era.

Keep making excuses, you're supposed to compress the video you fucking newfag.

This game looks like shit

I guess that makes sense. Lives always felt kind of arbitrary in 3D Mario. Now the cost for dying is something that actually has intrinsic value, since coins are used to buy things in this game.

Yooka-Laylee: Electric Boogaloo?

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Lives meant basically nothing in 64 and Sunshine. Getting a game over just meant reloading your save, no progress lost.

Boy, you pack of rabid retards are just gonna keep misusing that word against everyone you don't like until its lost all meaning, aren't you?

Wow! I never knew Yooka Laylee was open world and had some interesting gameplay mechanics, let alone have some kind of charm.

Though, I do see where you come from, it's kind of empty.
Mario: Breath of the Plumber.

Every time I see this game, it looks so empty and boring. And why do they keep showing off this ugly city. Yeah, the jarring difference between art styles could work, but it doesn't here. It's ugly. It reminds me of Spider-Man 2. Also, do they only employ retards at this Nintendo World Report or something? How do they fuck up that bad so much without learning anything? Christ.

I gotta agree, it looks like a weird mix of the 64/sunshine style and Galaxy/3d world one, it doesn't really mesh well, the linear platforming areas are not nearly as complex as Sunshine's secrets, it looks like a run of the mill galaxy level, which is disappointing.

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You're a newfag because you still don't understand how webms work, and you're clearly here to shill this shit looking game. If you weren't a newfag and/or a nintendo drone you could tell that this game does not look good.

There's a reason they're called Nintoddlers, user. Nintendo games are like fisher price blocks for them. We literally have a faggot that makes a thread every Thursday roleplaying a robot that is extremely close to that.

No, it's because I'm not in the motherfucking mood to do it you fucking tumor stricken spaz.
I'm shitting on it too, you mongoloid.
I'm sure as hell not buying it, there's a reason I started the OP with such angst, due to the people who like these kinds of things always coming back like a battered housewife. I'm so sorry you cannot read between the lines faggot.

AKA "give this youtube video more views"
Your first reply clearly indicated that you think it can't be done.
By replying sarcastically and aggressively whenever someone criticizes it? Sure bud.

Is that a pic of you or why are you so angry?

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BotW felt more like Metroid than Zelda to me at times.
You could probably adapt the formula to Metroid quite easily. Horses are replaced with Samus' ship. Scavenging is replaced with scanning. No weapon degredation because it doesn't really make sense in this context.

No, it implies I can't be bothered to try with it, you're really autistic if it bothers you that much. I'm surprised you don't do it yourself instead of screeching like a banshee with the downs.

So, you're just gonna ignote my post above when I came to terms with it and agreed that it looked empty. BOTW looks more empty than YL you know.
Do I even have to mention my last post is shitting all over the playerbase, do you have a fucking axe to grind or what?

I'm not, you want answers and I'm giving them to you.
You're pushing this shit harrrrrrrrd.

Please tell me this is bait user, no one can be this retarded.

You could do it. Whether you'd want to is a different question.

So you're serious okay

The worldspaces in all the metroids to date are abandoned caves, factories, mining facilitites, etc, there's no dead space in Metroid like there is in BOTW, every room has some sort of purpose or connection to another, an open world metroid would completely defeat the purpose and the kill aspect people like the most about the series

Barren and wild as in there aint no people there.

Barren and wild in an atmosphere sense and in a gameplay sense are very different user, you must be mega autistic if you're conflating BoTW's empty open world with Metroid's abandoned locales simply because both don't have any people in them.

That's a similar issue I had with botw. They keep trying to be "So experimentahllll dood" and it comes off looking so fucking shit. I don't think it's that the people in the game look like people, but they're stylized in such a bland way that the clash WITH Mario IS grating.

It's like climbing rocks in BOTW, they're textured pretty badly and when link climbs on them, it doesn't flow right, they don't belong in the game as is. The greenhouse level bothers me the most for some reason, because it feels so dull for a nature meets technology level, even planet wisp was able to pull it off better.

I wonder if it's because the budget was getting too bloated and they couldn't adorn everything to look as good as possible, so they decided to focus on the stretch of lands instead of the colors and details and such.

I don't know what's going on behind curtains but I feel bothered by it. I want to like it, but it does feel incomplete.

They both classify as wild and barren, so yes, I am doing that.

Just letting you know you have autist-tier association then, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

You seem to be taking this very personally.

What the other guy was saying was that metroid CHOSE to be empty due to the nature of the game, in Zelda it's just unheard of due to the kind of game it is supposed to represent, and the constant stretch of empty lands just felt off and not Zelda at all.

It would be the other way around when describing Zelda to metroid.
Metroid to Zelda

It's nintendo trying to reach out to the Western Casuals just like the Wii days, except instead of just easy platformers or puzzle games, Casual gamers want to feel like they're not total retards, but will reject anything that actually challenges them, so faux western stuff like BoTW and, what looks like SMO, gets pushed to the top just like dumbed down kiddie shit that was pushed on the Wii and DS.

To be honest though I'm sort of unrealistically optimistic for Odyssey, but the demos they keep showing off simultaneously get me interested and disinterested in the game

Nah, read the last part of his post

You're imagining an argument that never took place.

It looks boring and bland as fuck, all I see is just lots of walking with the occasional YA-WAHOO-YIPPEE and the enemy possesion seems like a forced gimmick that won't be used to its full potential because this is a Nintendo game aimed at kids and they need to keep things easy.

Spider Man 2 had to do it due to limitations, though. Also my biggest gripe with the game is that the more I see it, the less this looks like 64 or Sunshine, with a moderately sized hub and individual levels that can be fully explored, and more like the usual course-based thing with miniature hubs meant to be used to discover extra coins.

It looks a lot more like Galaxy to me than it resembles 64

That looks like a fucking playstation, holy shit.

Holy cow this asshole can't play for shit. And these guys are the ones judging and critiquing the games for the consumers.

I honestly don't mind realistic humans clashing with a cartoon character. I mean they had that with Kingdom Hearts 2 and I thought it was an interesting concept like Roger Rabbit. But these humans look more like Xbox avatars in some app than something going along with the concept.

Exactly what I mean, user.
They're so dull looking and remind me of the humans from sonic '06 instead of looking like actual people.

I already pre-ordered it, so I don't really care if it is bad or good. I just can't wait to have something else to play on my switch.